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    19 KB Anonymous 12/17/08(Wed)07:00:01 No.2468251  
    I'm bored, /r9k/. Let's have a Twilight story.

    I saw the movie with 8 /b/tards. We all brought a bottle of liquor, mostly vodka and some goldstrike. One rule: you laugh, you drink. After the first twenty minutes the first anon started vomiting on himself, and merrily kept drinking. More followed quickly. A few niggers with nigger hats sitting in front of us started threatening to "break every bone in [our] skull". Things were fucking hilarious until one anon passed out after vomiting on himself and couldn't wake up anymore. I had to get a giant nigger security guard to turn on the lights and drag him out of the cinema. He fell flat on his face in front of the big screen. While waiting for the ambulance he woke up, vomited on himself again and started making whale noises at people from the popcorn counter who put movie posters and props around him to try and hide him. (It failed.) I got to ride in the ambulance with him, then went to look for the rest of the guys who couldn't remember where they lived and couldn't read street signs anymore. One had gotten a ticket for peeing while waiting for the ambulance. He wanted to go to sleep on the sidewalk until some nigger stole his wallet. Two other guys went to go look for them but got distracted by some bartender's breasts along the way and forgot. At 3am I got a text message from the guy in the hospital saying "JESUS WTF". The doctors kept yelling at him and asking him to please not kill himself.

    I'm pretty upset I never got to see the end of the movie.
    >> Anonymous 12/17/08(Wed)07:02:55 No.2468266
    This actually sounds like a good idea.

    I sort of want to try it.
    >> Anonymous 12/17/08(Wed)07:04:35 No.2468272
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    WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THlNK I AM?
    >> Anonymous 12/17/08(Wed)07:04:46 No.2468274
    Sounds like a great night out.

    Will try with my friends.
    >> Anonymous 12/17/08(Wed)07:05:19 No.2468278
    oh lawd Twilight. my sister reads those books.

    is it really as bad as they say?
    >> Anonymous 12/17/08(Wed)07:06:43 No.2468284
    >>2468278
    yes my friend, yes it is.
    >> Anonymous 12/17/08(Wed)07:07:25 No.2468290
    Did you at least see the VAMPIRE BASEBALL?
    >> Anonymous 12/17/08(Wed)07:09:58 No.2468301
    LEAVE EMOS ALONE! :(

    oh wait, no, never mind.
    >> Anonymous 12/17/08(Wed)07:14:11 No.2468311
    OH LAWD IT'S SO FUN TO GET SHITFACED AND MAKE MY PARENTS WISH THEY HAD AN ABORTION. WHO NEEDS DIGNITY ANYWAY LOLLLLLL
    >> Edward Cullen 12/17/08(Wed)07:16:12 No.2468314
    Oh man, you must've been drunk.
    >> Anonymous 12/17/08(Wed)07:30:49 No.2468343
    Putting the shitty movie aside for a moment I'd just like to say that people who act like pricks in the cinema should be dragged of of the theater and have their throats slashed. People paid money to see the fucking movie, they shouldn't have to put up with people like you acting like cunts just because your parents were too stupid to beat some fucking manners into you.

    Furthermore, LOL Twilight.
    >> Anonymous 12/17/08(Wed)07:34:30 No.2468355
    >>2468343

    Yes, people like you are jerks.

    But it is twilight, exception allowed
    >> Anonymous 12/17/08(Wed)07:37:45 No.2468360
    >>2468311

    hey u better listen to this internet tough guy, he sounds srs lolo!!11!!
    >> Anonymous 12/17/08(Wed)07:38:32 No.2468361
    fuck that pos. Twilight.

    more drinking stories plz
    >> Anonymous 12/17/08(Wed)07:41:39 No.2468368
    you know what, id love to actually have some /b/tard \ /r9k/ goer friends. Screw my current friends, they are bigger losers than /b/tards
    >> Anonymous 12/17/08(Wed)07:42:03 No.2468371
    >>2468343
    Oh god, in the old Shakespearean plays peasants used to yell at the actor they didn't like and throw rotted food at them. We've come a long way.
    >> Anonymous 12/17/08(Wed)09:31:34 No.2468785
    RAN RAN ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!
    >> Anonymous 12/17/08(Wed)09:39:27 No.2468817
    one bottle of vodka. you fucking crap american light weights, my god. can none of you drink properly
    >> Anonymous 12/17/08(Wed)09:44:24 No.2468839
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    >>2468817
    "Ha! I'm not American, and sure I'm a fucking little faggot who lives with my parents, but every once in a while I steal a sip of my dad's warm lager! oh god it gets me fucked up! I'm such a fucking badass, and love to berate people on the internet for drinking, even though at least THEY are putting some new content to read, I'd rather just pretend I'm a hardass"
    >> Anonymous 12/17/08(Wed)09:45:29 No.2468845
    >>2468839
    oh lawlz. OP here, just for the record, I'm not this douche.

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