contd'd

personally i wouldn't recommend this all the time, as your bowels shouldn't *always* be that empty, and that all irritation is sure to cause issues over time, regardless of how good it feels.

oh, and the water bill might be horrendously large from all that bath time.

If this is some clever ruse to get me to stick marshmellows up my ass, I for one, am not amused.

http://institute.homeip.net/Enema%20Recipes.htm

Take one or two plain water enemas first to get clean inside.

While they are soft and fresh, place a dozen marshmallows in a bowl of warm water. Let sit for about ten minutes or so. They will get slick on the outside.

Slide them up the butt one at a time, and wait for cramps to begin. It may take ten to fifteen minutes. After a while you won't be able to hold them any more.

Rinse with a plain water enema.

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my change is that i didn't soak them for any tiem, i just washed them off to make them slick. that worked well. and since i was hard, they didn't want to come out at all until about 5 mins after i was done.

Wait wait what. So, you shit out marshmallows and it feels really good? What's the scientific explanation for this?

>>2465339
not exactly..you hold them, the sugar irritates your rectum/etc, and builds up a ton of mucus inside, much more than normal. they slide around, and you generally get a 'warm' feeling inside your belly, which feels *awesome*...i didn't have any porn or anything handy, and i just hammered away like a girl (or trap) was hovering over my face. it was surreal.

tl;dr the idea is a unique feeling that leaves you hot and bothered like you're hooked up to some kind of orgasm machine

>>2465385
Huh. Anal mucus. Anyway, describe the "awesome" in detail. What is it like, fapping awesome? Orgasm awesome?

Huh. I happen to have a bag of old marshmallows from Thanksgiving left over. Never would I think of sticking them up my ass.

Look at the board title. Jeepers creepers, OP.

>>2465414
>>2465415
Huhmind.

Another question. You say the sugar irritates it and stuff. Sounds unhealthy. Is it? Can't do with an unhealthy anus.

>>2465446
nah. your greatest fear is a sugar high from hell, because the body metabolizes the sugar without any kind of 'safety net' like digestive juices. i'm not an expert here, but the same thing happens with alcohol, with the notable exception that has a chance to kill you if you use too much booze :) alcohol poisoning, and all. sugar...nah. you probably take in 3 times as much sugar if you're a normal soda drinker, seeing as the marshmallows don't dissolve much in there.

>>2465415

you're ok as long as they're not the tiny hot chocolate ones...good luck keeping those in there!

>>2465203

If anon spent as much time fapping as he did on picking up chicks, he wouldn't be so ronery.

>>2465507

i gave my best effort on a girl, and got nothing back, not very ronery right now. i know how to satisfy myself, at least sexually. the emotional satisfaction....still working on that part :\

Ok Ok Ok SO BASICALLY. You stick marshmallows up your anus, and keep them there for like 10 minutes, and then shit em out when they're all creamy and digested? Lol. Noted I guess.

>>2465533
no, i mean, you could...i personally recommend you masturbate the shit out of yourself while they're in there, seeing as it feels so good. after you're done, you just relax, and gently push them out. this is assuming you've already given a good enema cleaning beforehand, by the way. (if you didn't, guess what else comes out)

>>2465507

Fucking this, why don't you fucken losers get a life and a girlfriend?

>>2465585

Why don't you post on the internet about it.

>>2465585
0/10, try again anon

>>2465533
there's very little/nothing to digest them inside there, they just sit there. they will dissolve a little, but that's because of them being immersed in water. you'd have to have them in there a veeeerry long time for that to happen.