...And no one wants to ask me anything.

My life really sucks.

Show the robot your face - the robot will decide the best course of action from there.

I'm exactly the same as OP but I'm 24 years old and don't have a job.

It's alright though because I'm a nihilist. I know that trying hard and getting somewhere is futile in the grand scheme of things. Knowing that existence is futile really justifies my lifestyle.

Plan on going on a killing spree anytime soon?

>>2461747

I don't want to.

Leave me alone and ask a different question.

Are there any fish in that pool?

>>2461751

No.

Guns scare me, and I'm scared of jail or dying. I couldn't even kill a small animal if asked to. I don't like seeing blood, and I get scared if I hear about bad things or whatever.

>>2461760

I don't know.

I don't think there was.

Get a freaking life jeese, it's sad for you to be still living with your parents. You will probably never marry! Don't sit on 4chan, get the hell of this website and go Mack yo game up.

Why are you unable to make the changes needed in your life?

>>2461752
the robot has concluded that you are shy and lack self esteem. the robot recommends that you fix your error by stop giving a damn about what others think of you.

-do you have any cool skills?
-If you live with your parents while working, you must have a buckload of cash. What do you spend it on?
-are you a troll?

Are you fat and ugly?

Ha ha, sorry. No need to answer that one, I already know that the answer is yes.

>>2461772

I can't.

Don't ask why, but I can't get a life. My life is already half over, and I have just given up. I will just taste my defeat and live with my parents till they die, take their house, and just sit on 4chan for the rest of my life.

I have failed.

HOW DOES IT FEEL?
HOW DOES IT FEEEEL?
TO BE WITHOUT HOME?
LIKE A COMPLETE UNKNOWN?
LIKE A ROLLING STONE?

Why do you not simply kill yourself?

>>2461778

I always told myself that the next day would be the day I would go out and find a friend, but I always changed my mind and said that it would come the next day...

Now I'm old and am a loser.

I work as a door boy.

The other door boy is 14-years-old.

>>2461749
I'm like this guy (same age), except I've had a few fuckbuddies and 1 semi-serious relationship. also I don't go to college.

>>2461794
It's never too late. You might as well risk dieing in poverty by going on a lifelong trip through the world. You have the cash

>>2461749
This is the biggest pile of bullshit I've ever heard, you can't justify your existence as a worthless fuck with the reasoning that everyone else does it. Grow up and do something with your life rather than pretending that you are superior to everyone.
Tosser

>>2461804

Because death scares me.

Can you ask me more uplifting questions, please?

>>2461794
I have accepted that fate too and I'm 24. It is too late for us. How can we even begin to date and all that crap normal guys do? It's just too late for us.

>>2461818

I don't want to die by starving and all that. That's scary.

I like my warm home, my family, and the food they give me.

My life isn't that bad.

Why didn't you tell her that you loved her?

>>2461716
it's all good man. you made me feel better cause I'm in a similar situation...just younger.


none of this shit really matters, seriously. we're all pathetic in one way or another..those things you think make you a loser...are just indicators we assign to shit to make ourselves feel better about our own insignificance.

but yeah, you'll eventually pick yourself back up, no bigee.

>>2461860

All the girls I've ever liked have told me that I'm a terrible person, that I'm ugly, and that I should die.

nigroes are seen to be posting in a troll thread

How much do you weigh? Are you happy with this weight?

>>2461716
Are all those black boxes necessary?
What are they covering?

OP's a troll

>>2461898

They are covering stuff.

>>2461911
This is why no one likes you, you pathetic faggot.

20 years old.
only kissed a couple of girls.
never dated a girl.
never been friends with a girl (unless you count casual conversation on a daily basis "friends").
live with mom and dad over summer and spring break.
go to college but have no job.

you made me feel better about myself, OP.

>>2461929

Do the girls consider you a friend, or do you just say a few words here and there?

When do you plan on growing some balls and becoming a man?

What illness have you got, OP?

-18 years old
-Kissed a few girls
-Currently dating a girl
-Have about seven female friends
-Live with mum and dad
-Finishing sixth form, no job

20 years old
never touched a girl
good looking
not gay

What do you spend your money on, OP?

>>2461956
Fuck, youre an idiot. I am in much of the same situation (except not dating atm, and only have 2 female friends) and i dont consider myself a loser at all. There are people way worse off.

Kissed many girls
Have had several girlfriends
Living with girlfriend of 3 years
She is kind, loving, and will make a great mother.
I am proposing on New Years Day.

She is becoming a chemist, while i'm in uni to be an atmospheric scientist.

My life kicks ass.

>>2461983
You might have cancer!

-22 years old
-have had sex with 7 girls
- 2 serious relationships
-attending university
- working part time
-living in an apartment with 2 roommates
-own my car.

its not that hard faggots, man the fuck up

>>2461983
life has a tendency to even things out. enjoy your brain cancer or whatever horrible thing is gonna even your life out

>>2461807

>I work as a door boy.

I thought you worked at Chuck E cheese troll?

>>2461835
24 is not old you dumb bitch. 35 is old. you have years of activity ahead of you. go do sth. go teach english in china.

>>2462036

Chuck E. Cheese has door boys.

They open the door when you walk in and out, and then they seat you.

>>2462025
And when that happens, I will take it in stride, and do my best to support my family and friends. You guys have the weirdest outlook on life. The only thing you can do is try harder. Good things happen to people who try.

>>2462025
Shut in 30 year old losers don't magically become successful people and live rich and fulfilling lives. Keep dreaming that the shitty first half of your life will get better.

>>2462047
don't you need to speak chinese to do that?

>>2461835
Cut your dick off, you don't deserve to be a man.

These threads always make me feel so much better about myself. I've fucked up a lot in life but I'm only 19 and have plenty of time to become an awesome person. I'm still rooting for you though Lonely Guy.

>>2461983
I take great pleasure knowing that your labors are for nothing. Some day you and your shitty wife will die. Your children will die and so on. You will all be forgotten. You may as well never have even existed because the universe is unforgiving. I on the other hand put no effort into anything I do and leech off of other people. I have nothing to lose while you have everything. Watching the mighty fall is so amusing.

>>2462133
Enjoy being alone and lonely the rest of your life. I am going to live out my years, however long or short they will be, and be grateful for the time I had here. Dying isn't scary, or bad, it's a part of life. "My efforts" are my love, and what the hell else would I be doing? Moping around doing nothing? Haha, no thanks, I will enjoy the fruits of my labor.

>>2462133
Why don't you just kill yourself?

>>2462293
You can try to rationalize your futile existence all you want but the truth stands that all you do is meaningless.

Have fun with your wasted efforts.

If the picture is of you, then of course you're a loser - you live in Sydney. Enough said.

>>2462319
I only remain alive to experience pleasure. I am a hedonist and get pleasure at the expense of others. Deluded simpletons would call me a leech but I think my lifestyle is quite efficient and brilliant.

dude i feel bad for you and i don't know if that's cos technically i'm a loser (hate that word, americanisation of success) or if you've got it really bad.

your story has touched my heart

Jesus loves you a lot, doesn't he?

You aren't a loser, you're just another human being. Congrats for letting society tell you who you are.

>>2461763

What a fucking faggot. Scared of dying... What the hell do you have to lose, anyway? Obviously nothing. Go on a killing spree already, faggot! Don't be such a pussy.

OP, who gives a shit if you haven't kissed a girl or work at Chucks? As long as you're a reasonable, nice human being, you're not a loser.

is this dan?

If you were truly a loser you would have a word built into your tripcode. I see that isn't the case.

Hey OP, why don't you try to get an education?

Also, what is your opinion of going to Amsterdam and hiring a beautiful young lady to make you feel loved?

>>2461841
You should fucking do it anyway, you pussy. Honestly, you have nothing else to live for. You might be a huge failure, but atleast people will remember you as a courageous failure. You are the most sheltered motherfucker on earth.

>>2461716
Just douse the ballpit in gasoline and butane and light it the fuck up what the fuck else would you do while working at chuck-e-cheese.

If you really work at Chuck E. Cheese, then wouldn't you get to see girls all day? Think about that.

>>2461772
>You will probably never marry!
You say that as if you thought it was a bad thing.

Where'd you go, OP?

fgdsdf

>>2461835
Agreed. I missed all that shit. No point in even trying now. It's just how it is.

OP should realize the lack of women is a blessing, not a curse.

>>2461716
I would hang out with you OP. I would kill to hang out with someone like you actually.

You are my future, tell me how do you keep living instead of killing yourself?

>>2463894

>/r9k/ should realize the lack of women is a blessing, not a curse.

Fixed.

How many hours of world of warcraft do you play every day?

>>2463990
I agree. Good fix to my post.

I know you're single, OP, but are you *looking?*

I'm 20
I have kissed more girls than I can remember.
I have been on dates with a bunch of girls, but only had two girlfriends.
I consciously try not to have friendships with girls: girls suck.
I live in a flat from which I am to be evicted from shortly after new year.
I go to university sometimes when I'm not hungover.

Life is good.

is this now a post your numbers thread?