>"1-800-STATE AUTO"

I love shitty daytime commercials.

877-CASHNOW....
877-CASHNOW....
877-CASHNOW....
CALL NOW!

commercials I hate can be covered with this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ_74_36Tqk
and the following ones in the series.

It's a little old but

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsEQEPUJP8M

>"I'll call today"
>"You'll call now"
>"I'll call now."

>If you took x and have been diagnosed with [proceeds to read 40 fucking illnesses] then you may be entitled to compensation.

I need a dollar, dollar
A dollar is what I need

"I have an annuinty and I need cash now,
CALL JG WENTOWRTH 877CASH NOW
877 CASHNOOOW"
never be around my friends if we are drinking and this comes on.
It is ear shattering.

>>246211
Also, I won a lot of money from one of these. Was on this birth control and am now basically sterile now, BUT so much money.

If you have a structured settlement and you need cash now, call JG Wentworth. 877-cash-now!!!
> this song is sung in an opera style fashion

What about those Education Connection ones with that bitch singing?

Now I'm taking my classes online
Getting my degree on my own time!
Get connected, FOR FREE
At EDUCATION CONNEC-TION

I loved this one.

>>246206
'NOTHER SKORCHA
>cool

Fucking hate the one for hotdogs that's like WEEEEELLLLL THAT KICKIN CONEY ISLAND SMACK YA IN THE MOUTH DOWN HOME DERPA DERP DERP DERP

GET CONNECTED

FOR FREE

FREE!

WITH EDUCATION CONNECTION

GET CONNECTED

FOR FREE

FREE!

WITH EDUCATION CONNECTION

>implying I don't lip sing that shit while picturing myself pounding the shit out of whatever girl is lip singing in the commercial

>>246211
I AM A NON-ATTORNEY SPOKESPERSON or whatever

>

Every commercial ever aired.

>>246240
That's actually a song (as in on a released album) that just happens to be in that commercial.

>>246335
this poster confirmed for good taste.

>When I say ''Hillshire" you say "Farms"
>Hillshire!
>FARMS! GO MEAT!

ARE YOU BEING AUDITED? HAS THE IRS COME TO YOUR HOME OR PLACE OF BUSINESS?

enough of commercials we hate, time for the best commercial ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4-e4nlfdRI
I dare you not to laugh

>>246335

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYS5NtRXlZQ

>implying this isn't the best education connection girl ever to exist in this dimension

>I'm Mr Bucket, toss the balls in my top
>I'm Mr Bucket, out my mouth they will pop
>dumbass girl: I win, I win!!

Also, CROSSFIAHHHH!!!!

I want to murder the guy from the Arby's commercials. I hate that guy with an intense passion that i've never felt against anyone or anything else before, besides maybe raccoons.

Just throwin' that out there

>>246429

IT MIGHT JUST BE THE BEST PHILLY OUTSIDE PHILLY!

>>246429

IT'S GOOOOD MOOOOD FOOOOOD!

Nobody here's mentioned the Doublemint Twins?

>>246395
>CROSSFIAHHHH

When ever I read or hear cross fire, it's always that commercial.

>>246429

He's ok until that soulless, jarring IT'S GOOD MOOOD FOOOODD that he yells out with a pokerface which I am pretty sure is a plea for any of those watching to summon the authorities and save him.

Hang in there, man. Do whatever they tell you to do. Help is on the way!

I am the tax master, only quads may kill me or some shit

HI ANNE
HEY EVELYN
I KNOW IT'S BEEN A ROUGH TIME SINCE YOUR MOM PASSED AWAY

>jesus christ that acting

>>246492
YES, this guy gets it

Know what commercial I fucking HATED? Some abstract yogurt commercial, showing cows and milk and fields... The guy had an annoying ass monotone voice. It was like, "same remains what same remains, here about the fruited plain, plain will never be the same." Anyone remember that shit?

>>246454
I cum when I think about those whores.

This thread:

Casuals, or at least no britbros.
Really, no mention?

Well then.
Ahem.

GO COMPAAAAAAAAAAARE
GO COMPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_-9QFvhQWo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHh5flQCtFY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im4uWu85Rac

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvqzx1bA488

And who could forget.
WONGA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sJW0LKXeOE

>These two can be entirely blamed on 4chan, since Envirofone saw the reaction we had to Wongaguy and made a whole fucking series of the cunt
>wonga
>Wonga
>WONGA

I don't like the new DQ commercials. They're just too LOLSORANDUM and internet-meme-ish for me. I watch tv to escape from the internet, dammit.

>"No matter how many times I wash, the stench is still there"
>VAGASIL. VAGASIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Jesus christ, comedy gold. Women has some dumb shit for cleaning their snatch. Fucking soap, how does it work

I HAVE JUST MADE EVERY WOMAN IN THE WORLD 50 TIMES HOTTER!!!!!! HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE BILLY MAYS RAY. ARE YOU TIRED OF SEEING UGLY WOMEN EVERYWHERE? YOU DONT HAVE TO BE! I JUST USE MY PATENTED BILLY MAYS RAY TO TURN EVERY WOMAN INTO ME BILLY MAYS. NOW YOU WILL HAVE INSTA BONERS WHERE EVER YOU GO.

>>246579

>using soap
>on your vagina

You clearly never payed attention in class, have talked to a woman about it or done some fundamental research.

>1-2-3 DOT I-E JUST LOG ON AND SAVE MON-EY
fffffffffffuck, get out of my head

>Club Orange commercial
>Why did I leave the orange bits in? Good question.
>One day, I decided to ask the people if they wanted them in.
>I walked up to a lady and I asked
>"Ma'am, would you rather I take my bits out or leave them in?"
>She slapped me.
>I left them in.
Oh god, why can't you all be this funny.

>>246443
NO ONE WHO LIVES IN PHILADELPHIA EVEN CALLS IT A PHILLY
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, ARBY?

>>246579
HAHAHA oh silly you screwed ted danson. Even white chicks that wash their vajayjay every day cant get the yeast infections to go away.

>>246595
better get yourself some vagasil then

YOU CAN BE ALL YOU CAN BE OR YOU WON'T BE ALL YOU CAN BE AND THIS STUFF LETS YOU BE ALL YOU CAN BE

>creepiest, most perverse smile a senior citizen can generate

I think it was an ad for Enzyte or Extendz or some kind of dick growing pill. Just stick to big titty bitches jumping on trampolines. We don't need the fucking user-testimonials.

HEAD ON
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD ON
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD ON
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

Fuck, that commercial. The kind of commercials I really hate are also the local commercials on some mainstream network.
It confuses the hell out me for a second, when I have to think about whether or not it's a nationwide chain or not. And then I realize how horrible quality the commercial is.

>>246623

You don't need it unless, ironically, you don't have good hygiene.

havedryredirritedeyes?thentrycleareyesbuellerbuellerbuellerbuellerbuellerbuellerbuellerbuellerbuelle
r

>HEAD-ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
>HEAD-ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
>HEAD-ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

I have sexual fantasies about wine coolers and Billy Mays in the shower at the bath house.

Stick out your hot curly weenie stick out your hot curly weenie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmNro6z_OkQ

His lips at the end always bugged me

>>246817
possibly one of the greatest commercials of all time

>>246079
I actually look forward to the mayhem guy in allstate commercials.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYX_zhlTDr8

so funny i cant stop laughing even after all the times i have seen it

I'LL CALL TOMORROW
YOU'LL CALL NOW

That goddamn TV Tropolis promo for different shows with a Daft-Punk-esque song playing.

It's N amazing song, but I can't find any source.

>>246876

I'M A RACCOON

I'VE ALREADY HAD LIKE, 4 BABIES

>eating insulation like cotton candy and tearing up wires

Love that one.

>>246558
i feel your pain, isnt there a new company actually called wonga mobile or something shits ridicules

>my wife loves her kindle
>she sounds like a noob!

makes me laugh every time

>>246079
1-877 cars for kids
K-A-R-S cars for kids

1-877 cars for kids
K-A-R-S cars for kids
donate your car today!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybJ6fS7ruuo

>>246876
Best commercials

e trade baby commercials

i dont know who approved it or how people even like it but those who do are the people who keep shit like wheel of fortune running lol

>that's for babies

I seriously hate that commercial.
Nobody these days listens to rap that old to even know that song

I despise the new Kit Kat commcercials
ENOUGH WITH THE CRUNCHING.
THIS SHIT IS NOT THAT LOUD STOP WITH THE MMMMS GOD DAMNIT FUCK FUCK FUCK.

>>247520
But what about the new one?
PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUUUUUSE TONIIIIIGHT~

>>246079
I always imagine they're talking about hookers for some reason. Hookers on strike.

no fucking big bill hells?
i know it was fake, but come on
you will laugh within 2 seconds, gauranteed!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc

>>247520

>implying there wasn't a world before 1998

>>246951

I'm a hot babe out joggin.

You're checkin out my awesome headband.

>guy in car runs directly into lamppost

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqUZ25PcoFc

This made me fucking lol the first time I saw it.

Love: the Captain Morgan commercial where the husband pretends he's sick at home, but he's at the bar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i0JEOeSEP0

Hate: CASH FOR GOLD

Saw an ad on a youtube video with .. im guessing ladies fingers dancing down the stairs n shit with their nails painted to crap ass music.

>Totally fucking weird and just NO.

Hate this one. WHY IN THE FUCK IS SHE TALKING ABOUT HER GODDAMN COLON DURING A WEDDING TOAST? And what's with the incontinent old bitch in the crowd all like, "huh, that is very interesting!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pe5lcm04JM

This one drives me insane, mostly because they play it over 9000 times a day. I want to shoot my TV screen every time I hear "CAUSE I'M BLACK OPS!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLsDZjIH7sE

CALL PETER FRANCIS GERASI.

ONE CALL, THAT'S ALL.

I'm pretty sure that fucking horrible commercial only airs when I watch TV. Goddamn fucking wisconsin commercials...

i hate fiat's new commercials with jennifer lopez. i just picture some european ceo being all like "shit what are we going to put in these american ads?" and some ad man being like "boss! is usa! they like the jennifer lopez and the titties and the singing and dancing" "brilliant!"

>>247815
>Cash for gold

All of them.
Most commercials infuriate me.
Though, if you want to talk about a GOOD one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H02iwWCrXew
Hasn't left my fucking my mind since 2006.

>binder and binder
>americas #1 social security advocates

mfw social security wont exist by the time i need to call binder and binder

>>247934
You should listen to that whole song, it is actually quite good.

if there's any canadians in here, all i have to say to you is the comedy network. they can make ANY show look terrible with their commercial format. it's just a jumble of stupid background music and a narrative interspersed with a million 2 second clips from the show that aren't funny out of context.

>>247952
> implying that song isn't exactly why I like the commercial
I know that shit word for word.

that fucking enzyte commercial where the spokesman desperately tries to be hip, and the spokeswoman is the sluttiest woman imaginable

>>247970
Well you certainly showed me. Just listened to that shit on youtube now listening to young folks. Great fucking night.

FLORIDA CENTRE FOR COSMETIC SURGERY, JUST ONE LOOK IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS.

>liking commercials
>implying they're not pumping your brain full of subliminal messages to buy their shit every second you watch it

>>247939

NOBODY PUSHES OUR CLIENTS AROUND.

NOBODY.

These people aren't looking for handouts.

NOT BY A FUCKING LONGSHOT.

>>247084
>Now on the web

>>248046
Regardless it is part of our culture. So who gives a fuck

GO COMPARE
GO COMPARE

>"It's what your soup wants!"
>Why should I give a fuck as to what my soup wants? I'm going to eat it in a minute anyways.

>>247084
JESUS FUCK I LISTENED TO THAT EVERY DAY FOR FOUR YEARS ON MY BUS TO SCHOOL BECAUSE THE GODDAMN BUS DRIVER MADE US LISTEN TO THE SAME STATION EVERY TIME WHICH PLAYED THE SAME COMMERCIALS THE ENTIRE RIDE EVERY FUCKING DAY AND JESUS FUCK I JUST WANT TO STRANGLE CHILDREN THIS IS JUST TORTURE THAT'S TWO NUMBERS TOO BIG THE PHONE NUMBER DOESN'T EVEN WORK THERE'S TOO MANY NUMBERS FUCK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiIiEF1B_lY

bitches can stay mad that they don't have a Birthday World near their town

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HELLO ANON!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgSv1SKCteQ

>Progressive. Call or click today
Fucking hate Flo

>>246201
This guy is being such a bitch. There are so many good examples of sexism in commercials, and he complains about these?

>>247811

Samefag. This one also is priceless for reasons I can't explain.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oH9aWy6V1g

>>248839
I'm glad I'm not the only one.

I felt kind of bad for a while.

>>247904
I live in Illinois, I see those damn commercials ALL the time.

God he has the most boring, bland look on his face at all times and sounds completely monotone.

>We'll deal with the government. You have enough to worry about.

>>246395
>http://cinemassacre.com/2010/05/11/mr-bucket/

Carrillo compra oro
Carrillo compra oro
Carrillo compra oro
Carrillo compra oro
Carrillo compra oro
Carrillo compra oro

Every time.

I miss my old american TV with Discovery Channel and HBO and Spike TV and all this bullshit, I love TV.

fucking hate:
>when actors dress up as doctors and give medical advice
>when exercise machines drastically oversimplify exercise science

>that feel when you hear a commercial for dick pills
EUPHEMISMS, EUPHEMISMS EVERYWHERE

I can't remember what product is being endorsed, but it's like heinekin or some other alcohol, but its about this guy and his chick and they're running around this party while in the background they play this shitty big band song.

This song will get stuck in my head, and it makes me want to destroy my room.

And its on ESPN, which makes the mental scarring 100x worse

>>249558
>Meet Bob.

>>249129

Same here Ill-annoys bro. Noticed he went bald around 2009.

I miss the animated esurance commercials. I was kind of obsessed with them at one point.

>>246564
DUM DUM DUM DUM

"At Dairy Queen, we don't just give you ______, we give you a _______, for only [price]. And I'm __________________."

That shit's burned in my mind.

>>246558
Cohan is spinning in his grave. My God.

>>246558
Fuck you I like the Gocompare adverts, their early work is admittedly a lot better than the stuff that's on now but they're still nice adverts. They never fail to cheer me up when they're on.

the go compare adverts.
they seriously gave me a fucking headache.

there are only 2 things in this world i hate by definition and universally:
1) dota clones
2) go compare adverts

seriously piss me off

>>253495
You, sir, deserve to be shot, burned, drawn, quartered, and in general tortured before an agonising and slow death.

>>247335

my rage meter went from 1 to 10 just reading your post