Lying in bed is boring

Looks just like my girlfriend's tits.

Oh.

OH SHIT.

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force of habit

maybe today someone will love me :3

Because after laying in bed for too long, I get hungry and feel the need to piss.

Thats pretty much it.

otherwise i would get bedsores.

how else am I going to get rich?

Cause I'm already on a cause for concern notice for being late for college

My futon has a bad mattress and I wake up with a sore back.

I have to go to work so that I can make money so that I can pay bills so that I don't go into debt so that I can be comfortable so that I won't be miserable so that I can have a life where I go to work so I make money so I rarararararawrwarwarwlkjkldsfjafjkads.

If I lie in bed too long it feels like my heart is pumping knives around my chest.

My alarm clock wakes me up.

To take a piss.

I have to take a giant shit every morning.

bedsores

>>2458876
dumbass read the question

you answered: 'why do you wake up in the morning?'

Because I enjoy life.

my laptop only gets wireless internet in the livingroom.

>>2458904

Maybe his alarm clock is across his bedroom and he has to physically get out of bed to turn it off.

I know I do this, otherwise my lazy ass would never get out of bed.

Because /r9k/ is much less shitty in the morning.

Can't play properly while laying in bed. Trust me.. I've tried.

the idea of breakfast

because my girlfriend wakes me up

so i could make this thread

I got shit to do

for some reason my bed feels semi-uncomfortable when I wake up and I've slept enough so I get up.

those tits are the most perfect tits I've ever seen.

but to answer your question, I just get out of bed because if I didn't there'd be no point in living.

Well, I'd get bedsores otherwise.

Oh, and Spongebob comes on at 1 PM here.

I... well, I dunno. But I feel it's somehow connected to that strange "go to work or be hungry" thought.

>>2458822
Usually my penis is burning like fire from the need to take a piss.

i don't get out of bed, i'm too sick.

i do enjoy a nice coffee and cigarette though.

Spite.
Also morning wood.

Mondays-Thursdays: I get out because I have to go to college (no job- government 'benefit' FTW), food is also bought on these days.
Fridays-Sundays: I get out to urinate urine, defecate shit and masticate food. I spend the rest of my time either sitting in my corner or reading or browsing the Internet.

tl;dr
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I am so awesome,
You know it too!

>>2459053

Morning Glory you silly nigger.

>>2459053
spite? spite what

>>2459073
morning glory is not an erection. learn before you correct other people.

I'm sorry, I was just utterly distracted by your picture.

Because I am really afraid to fail life. Currently, that is missing classes and fail tests. On weekends it's just that I'm afraid of wasting my precious lifetime.

Good god those tits are awesome. Sauce/Moar?

I get out of bed most days for uni, at the weekend whenever I feel hungry

>>2459083
What do you think Morning Glory is? Other than a terrible song by Oasis.

>>2459165

It's a slightly hallucegenic seed....

>>2459165
It's a type of flower. But I suppose I would only know that.

>>2458904
>>2458921

This.

And read the answer again, dumbass. It's perfectly valid.

Troll.

No real reason, at the moment.

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>>2459173
>>2459179
>>2459073
You're all right.

>>2458822
Staying in bed is boring, I'd rather examine my own shit instead of lying there all day.
I need to feed myself else I die.
I rather shit and piss in the toilet than inside my bed.
To study so I wont fail too hard in life.

Pure masochism.
Seriously, i dont even know why it's worth getting out, doing something and going somehere. Humans are crap, i mean there's absolutely _nothing_ that makes them special or individuals. Every other piece of flesh under the same set of circumstances would behave the exact same way. And i find that to be true on many, many levels. Social interaction itself, is completely worthless and only the benefits it brings or the trouble it avoids make it worth participating in. Talking to another fleshbag is also not really talking but manipulating your way into their mind. If your game is good enough and you're well used to it people may even think you're "being yourself".
There is days i look at myself in the mirror though. Its then that i recognize that the same applies to me.
I usually stay in bed all day then

>>2459165

I thought it was when you got woken up by a blowjob.

>>2459277

Why don't you just kill yourself then?

Not an insult, i'm asking you honestly.

Because the shelter closes at 9:00 am

Because biologically, I can't maintain sleeping all the time. If you wanted an existential answer, I'm still figuring that out.

>>2459182

A sound doesn't make him get out of bed. For whatever reason he has, he gets out of bed. It is not a valid answer.

"Why do you get out of bed?"

"My alarm clock wakes me up."

"Oh, well congratulations. So why do you get out of bed?"

"oh, I see your question now. Because I don't feel like listening to my alarm clock going off"

>>2459307
Nope. It's a slang term, so don't have a reliable source..but urban dictionary agrees it's waking up with an erection.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=morning+glory

>morning glory

>To awaken with a boner so hard a cat couldn't scratch it , otherwise known as to sleep in a tent, or to have a dawn horn.

/Hijack.

>>2459344
Because I can't do it to my dad. I'll jump off the highest building in a 200 miles radius the day he kicks the bucket. Can you honestly say you could do that to the person that raised you, spent an ungodly amount of money trying to shape you into someone for nothing in return?
I'm sorry, I don't know if that makes me some kind of fucking bitch, but my dad is a goddamn super hero to me, and I would never do something so cowardly to him while he's alive. I keep hoping I'll get into some horrible car accident or that the world ends, but untill he dies, I'll be at his side making him proud every day. Or so I hope.

I NEVER GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING!!!
I usually get out around 2.

I have shit to do.

I might be pessimistic, or experiencing some sort of existential crisis, but fuck all if I'm going to be a faggot about it. Of course I'm getting out of bed. And now I'm going to get a haircut.

>>2459378

What's the point of making him proud in life but not in death?

>>2459378

So you won't kill yourself while he's around, but you think it's okay for him to watch you do nothing with your life? Lie in bed all day? How is that much better than just killing yourself?

i get out of bed to have sex.

... im the sex addict guy.

i think i'm gonna start tripping.

Because I got a low paying dead end job to get to.

>>2459378
By the way, not the person you were replying to, but I have suicidal tendencies and have had them for a long time as well. My faith in my father gives me the strength to get up and try and make something of myself each day.

A NEW DAY TO DRINK!

>>2458822
The toilet is in the other room and I don't want to lay in my own excrement

>>2459344
I'm still aspiring to become used to the universal absurdity of life and still make active efforts to actually achieve that. should i encounter obstacles i can safely say i'll never overcome after i tried the hardest i could i would still prefer a trip, possibly through many countries, seeing places ive never been too before and all that hippy bullshit that could see me poor, homeless and eventually dead in the end but i seriously consider reserving myself the option of suicide.
Sometimes, i feel reassured knowing that every day spend living [somehow] is completely volountary.

>>2459404
Miss the part where I said I'm making him proud? I'm almost done with college, in the exact same field he got his master's in, and I'll follow with uni while working. I'm going to live with him untill he kicks the bucket, since he's never going to get a girlfriend, and I'm too apathatic towards all of that relationship garbage to even care for one, let alone savor the thought.

No, I will pay back the debt to my father by showing him he did a good job. By showing him that he was the best parent I could possibly ask for. And when he's gone, I will be too.

>>2459403
I don't know about the guy you're replying to, but in Europe we're taught how to think for ourselves and usually conclude that there is no life after death. No one is watching, and there's no consequence like "making someone proud in death". No, your eternal happy family life is a delusion. Life ends, deal with it.

I got out of bed this morning to check and see if a package that I ordered for Christmas had arrived yet.

It didn't, so I ended up here.

>>2459424
>>2459378
is not me,
>>2459277 and
>>2459422

>>2459073
When I first saw someone call it that I was thinking "what the fuck" in my head.

OH THE VARIETY OF BRITISH DIALECT

Because I don't have a computer in my bed. Or a fridge and a toilet.

work, band practice and OPs pic

I just don't know. Maybe it's the fact I've got a life and some issues to take care of.

Because I have to take my medication. I hate my life.

Because it's easier than the alternative. And there are people who love me, believe it or not, who might need me. That's pretty much it though.

>>2458822
bed is good, but boring, also... OPs pic. That can get you out of everywhere.

I believe that one day my life will get better. Or the economy will collapse and everyone will become as miserable as me. Either option is good.

Because I like looking at those tits.

to prove im smarter than everyone i know; if im not, studystudystudy until i am.

I wait for the zombie apocalypse will happen. Then ill finally be free to drive around beatifully deserted towns, shoot guns and eat the tasty products of Barilla all day long.

>>2460119

HOLYCRAP you are my nemesis!
I've found you at long last!

Because I want to fit in.

Because I like looking in the mirror and flexing

To get shit done.

To hope something will change, that something will happen to break this ridiculous monotiny.

i honestly can't answer that fully

ultimately it's for the sole purpose of making it to the next day. man i suck...

thanks a lot OP

because it's dangerous to smoke in bed,

On the days I have work or uni I get up for that, on the other days I only get up because I know I get huge headaches if I stay in bed too long.

So that one day I can live in space.

because people bitch at me if i dont.

I do not know.
Really, I don't.
I guess it's because I need to be successful to have money, because I'm greedy?

I don't like living that much.

Fuck those breasts are perfect

I hate my dreams.

I love living.

>>2462339
Wow. You know, I'm not that surprised that this hasn't been said before.

My girlfriend has tits like those lol.

>>2462364
What are you loling at, you blithering idiot?

Weekdays: If I don't get up and go to work I won't have any money to pay for rent, groceries, and transportation.

Weekends: YES! It's the weekend. I can do fun stuff all day like listen to records, smoke pot, go for long walks, and hang out with my friends until all hours.

Why do I get out of bed every morning?

Because it has springs, it's uncomfortable. Rather sleep on the floor but it's somewhat breezy.

To work > earn money > buy useless junk > be happy.

Yep, that's it.

i got work and i have to go to make money to buy things

I have no reason really. I'm on holidays and I don't work until the weekend. However I guess I got up to see if I could help with my little brother who's sick.

I can't think of anything to do today, so far I've checked my bank balance, played some games and sat around. I want to organise something with friends, but I don't know what, that and I can't leave the house while my brother is sick. I might charge my phone.

I get out of bed when I feel I have something better to do. When I have no plans or ambitions for the day I'll lie in the dark until I get bored.

I'm a grad student and have lots of meaningless shit to do.

Because after I lie in bed for more then 8-10 hours, my body begins to ache, and I can't sleep any more.

Plus, the internet (and books, and TV, and most other things) are more interesting then tossing and turning trying to sleep.

To achieve my goals.

because when I finish college, get me a sweet job, a phat car and a big crib, then I will get me a girl with titties like that. a BMW, some steak, a plasma tv and some big ole titties to play with. hell yeah

Because I need to pee and do my learnings and eat food and someday be with my soulmate.

i don't.
i get out of bed every evening.
why? because 1, i hate morning, and 2, there is only so much time i can sleep, sadly.

Because the alarm clock goes off.

I've been conditioned to and have to go to school so that I can keep on learning which, aside from basic pleasures, is all that I have left to live for.

>>2458822
because there is a bed to get out of..

I get out of bed because I get to see my girlfriend when I do. I swear, Im going to marry that girl one day. Also because while beds are comfortable and sleep is pleasant, there is a limit to sleep, so I get up and enjoy other things until I next sleep.

I don't get out of bed every morning. If I don't have anything planned for the day I'll wait until the evening, when I'll get up, get ready and go out partying.
What, do you get up with a hangover when you don't have anything to do? Idiots.

i get out of bed every morning to live my life

so that i may eventually breed with a female and raise several successful and healthy offspring.

>>2458822

For me it's simple, really.

I get up and out of bed in the morning to go to work.
I go to work because it pays for my hobbies.
My hobbies and personal pursuits are what I feel truly define me. I love to read, learn new languages, play/coach hockey (the most expensive and time-consuming of my hobbies), and of course, internets.

Life is good :)

>>2458822

Why not?

that's what i figure.

I got out of bed today because my boss wants another big screen.

i hate life, but living is excellent

I got shit to do man. gotta go to school, gotta row, gotta read, sit around and stare at the wall, all sorts of shit man.