Under motivated, over skilled. Lonely a fair portion of the time. Less than I use to be. Charming enough to get what I want, when I have a mind to really want something. Most of the time, unattached and unaffected.

>>2452820
You look like words in a box.

INSECURE AS ALL HELL AND CURSED WITH A BRAIN THAT CONSTRUCTS ELABORATE HYPOTHETICAL SCENARIOS AT THE DROP OF A FUCKING HAT

THAT'S PRETTY MUCH THE SOURCE OF ALL MY OTHER TRAITS.

Outgoing, smart, funny I guess? I sort of all around, and pretty much average but with above average marks in school. I like the vidya, television, and movies.

AIM: Kiteslaykun
Xfire: Kitethesniper
MSN: kitesage@hotmail.com

In b4 shitstorm

>>2452986
Also a /fit/ and /ck/ fag.
moooooot

Above average intelligence at a top 5 university in the United States. Largely uninterested in work or academia outside of getting good grades. Will most likely end up a HS history or biology teacher, making less than 90% of people here. Have a black girlfriend who's very apathetic and has no sexual experience. I constantly miss my friends from High School and would transfer to state school to hang out with them if not for said girlfriend, who I find attractive, will piss off my racist parents and pay my bills when she's a doctor. I lift weights and play basketball and football, with some degree of skill at both, especially for this school. Fairly fit, a bit shorter than average.

>>2452986
sigh, post a different picture and maybe add a tripcode so you can fully recieve all camwhorish attention you crave.

I smoke a lot and drink too much. I swear like a sailor. I will stab you in the back if I can do it without you knowing about it. I don't feel particular allegiance to anyone or anything. I find it hard to care about people. Running fast enough to see where things are going a good 95% of the time. Can tell the time without a watch. Bored at school and work unless occupied. Amoral.

>>2453023
I don't want attention, just somebody to talk to. Is that so much? ;_;

Slim, quite slim. I don't see myself as slim as people tell me, but I don't see myself as fat, either. Very shy, I can hardly socialize with females who I am not previously acquainted with. Smart, but a huge procrastinator - I work best under pressure. Low work ethic.

Still lonely, yet I don't believe I want a long term relationship. /r9k/ makes me want to experience sex. Unsure of my future.

God damn it, /r9k/.

I look exactly like him, but with glasses and scrawny sideburns.

>>2453040
I have a problem where I can only socialize with females I find just average or unattractive. If they're even slightly attractive to me I can't do anything. At this rate I'll probably end up with somebody I find average, no surprise there though.

>>2452986

I didn't know Screech frequented 4chan

>>2453031
im actually kind of sorry i posted that, well played i feel slightly bad now.
(then i realize that this is the internet)

where are you from

i hate this fucking place

Procrastinator, bi-curious, funny, witty, anti-social, clinically depressed, socially anxious, compassionate, medicated, overachiever, gives up easily, i love to be alone, in a relationship with no sexual attraction to him, looking for more, etc etc

And this thread is leading to what?

That's right. Nothing.

>>2453062
Missouri
Nobody from /r9k/ is every from Missouri. It's always CA and states nobody cares about.

>>2453073
>Procrastinator
>anti-social
>clinically depressed
>gives up easily
Congratulations, you have given me my second erection of the day.

Amoral bastard-ette. I don't have ethics so much as a collection of heuristics that I follow. They are:

When faced with choices between objects, I take whatever's closest to me.

When undecided about a course of action, I go for whatever would make the best drinking story.

Always look sexy.

>>2453084
It's leading to many lulz that's for sure.

Manic depressive, second year psyc/phil student, nihilist, anarchist
the life of every party...no really

Kinda fat, kinda pretty. Would probably be good looking if I lost some weight. Nice teeth. Lazy and unmotivated as fuck, but clever and good at bullshitting. Gray eyes, great eyebrows. Left handed. Can't do any sort of math to speak of. Loves weed. Doesn't trust anyone.

Is there a psychological term for somebody that takes pleasure out of making others angry? Not like hurting them, unless you count emotionally. Like excessive teasing.

Well, it was fun having a name for a day.

I hardly said shit.

Reflection /r9k/?

Very smart, really funny and witty, bashful, not very emotional, generally nice to people, love to hang out with really strange people who are cool in weird ways.

>>2453061
Why, why did you have to say that. I can't even look at myself the same anymore.

Cocky, solipsist, anarchist, overly-introspective, effeminate, tries too hard, insecure, booksmart, lacks common sense, eloquent, profane, stoic, manic depressive, party animal, punk-ish, bad with money, self-centered, drifter.

I'm a fucking oxymoron, that's what I am.

Guess I'll give this shit a go.

5.8, 132 lbs (scrawny as fuck)

unmotivated, ugly, acne, glasses, virgin, doesnt afraid of anything

The note card in the pic pretty much sums me up.
Ugly as fuck, though.

Also, ignore Family Guy in the background; my roomate likes crappy television.

>>2453140

Probably troll, but you sound full of yourself so faggot, possibly pussy depending on if you only do it online.

>>2453252
>roommate

You look like you ATE your roommate.

>>2453100
glad to be of service, good sir.

>>2453260
No, I do it too much in real life. Probably more than online. I just like to tease people probably more than I really should.

>>2453252
3 exclamation marks? Must mean triple the awesome.

>>2453252
where'd you get the skull poster?

>>2453263
I hate my roomate, and if I could have eaten him, I would have a long time ago.

>>2453289
Yeah, pretty much.

>>2453304
The one in the back? It's called "The Conscious Existence" or something; got it from allposters.com

>>2453252
If you shower regularly, aren't a huge sperging loser, and have social skills, all is not lost.

the image is related to my response

>>2453364
Well, I guess I'm not doing too bad then.

essentially far too strange not to lose my mind eventually and comfortable with that. smoker, drinker, automatic self-destruct, writes plays

>>2453601
Those are pretty much the basics for being "acceptable" to women/other human beings, so if you've got them down, have had them down for some time, and are making sure that you maintain them, you'll eventually find what your looking for out of life.

I like orange slushies

I RESCUED THIS THREAD FROM THE BOTTOM OF TEN

narcissistic, manic depression, addictive personality.

BIG VERSION
I'm an arrogant self-loving prick who jumps between bouts of mania (OHSHITGUYSIMSOHAPPY) and depression. I get addicted to things at the drop of a hat.

Aimless wanderer. Never been popular or achieved anything great but I'm happy just meandering through life keeping myself amused. Smoker, drinker and junior network technician.

I breathe, I talk, I poo.

>>2453252

think your monitor is small enough... shiiiiiiiiiiiit

Amoral
Asocial
Asexual
Faceless

>>2457008
Faggot.

blox

>>2457012

LuIz you wish.

>>2457018
OOOOH MAN BURN

>>2457027

*sizzIe*

trans
depressed
lonely

>INSECURE AS ALL HELL

This is all we had to say

aww i thought this was a mod fishing for bans

>>2457051
a mod, hahahaha. I lol'd a tiny bit.

>>2457051

Mods? In my /r9k? It's more likely than you th...oh... wait... no, there are no mods in /r9k/

i don't smoke pot all the time, but it has completely compromised my personality. i'm stoic most of the time, but other times i'm spontaneous, funny, wild and adventurous. people tell me i'm funny because i say pretty much everything in a monotone, with little change in expression, when i'm in that stoic mood i mentioned. i'm a romantic idealist, but i have a superstitious, mystical, intuitive way i look at the world, and i use that to determine whether something entails idealism or cynicism. "haunted" would be another good adjective for me; i feel very haunted by a variety of things. maybe i've just caused too much stress for myself in my life and it's taken a toll on my 19 year old mind. i try to be a nice guy but i am bloodthirsty at heart, and i don't know how i'm supposed to ignore that. i like red-haired girls.

>>457094

Redheads are trouble.

confident, sexy, pretty much the perfect man.

Pretty chill, pretty OCD.
Very analytical.
Spend all my time online.
Open minded.
I smoke a lot of weed.

>>2457118
Better pic of me, wearing a wizard hat.

>>2457127
That hat is awesome, I just thought you might like to know.

>>2457103
yeah, no shit. i can't tell if it's them or just girls in general though. some of those high school brunettes are pretty sweet, though.

>>2457127
>>2457118

Just some friendly advice, stop dying your hair black, get some better clothes and put on some make-up.

>>2457127
Hair is fair win

>>2457118
And I'm smokin' right now with ya.

unoriginal content

>>2457137
Are you retarded? Bitch is wearing makeup..

>>2457151
Albeit shitty makeup.

>>2457127
Enjoy your potato nose.

>>2457127

Good job on being really hot

>>2457118
>>2457127
YOU GUYS I THINK IT'S A TROLE

Free-loader, stoner, takes zero initiative in life, jobless and cannot talk person to person, only successfully social in large numbers with others I can pass blame or discussion to, unless it's about video games.

Pretty successful hunter and fisherman though.

>>2457127
>>2457118
you, me and a bong later on tonight. we can stay up and play Wii

>>2457185
You are horrifically adorable. Damn.

>>2457185
Fuck me that beer looks frosty good.

>>2457127
looks farmiliar... ausfag?

>>2453073
my god, you're a female version of me, except i'm single.

>>2457185
holy shit, i want to smoke weed with you. you look like you'd be a fun guy to get high with,

The only way I can have a social conversation is if I hypnotise people.

Does this make sense to anyone?

Employed in a mediocre job. Over educated. Can't be bothered with much to my detriment but excellent at talking shit alone or in a group. Getting older and hating it.

More insecure than most would think (I come across as one confident chickadee, apparently), constantly chipper and cheerful, slightly motherly with friends while still trying to not be suffocating or a buzzkill, jack-of-all-trades who can't find her calling. I tease and taunt affectionately - if I can't insult you lovingly, then I'm probably not comfortable with you. Physically affectionate as well, unless I know the contact will bother someone.

I have an affinity for leather and sunglasses?

Okay, not really.

2 hot 4 ya

>>2457365
Ha, nice pic. Dunno about posting it on 4chan.

Man, most of you are really fucked up, all these things are just the way you think of yourself, other people wouldn't see this shit. I know I am a bbit neurotic and all that shit, but everyone is a little wierd. You guys have gotta get off your own backs and loosen up.

19/m
French/argentinian , pretty smart, but horribly dumb and uninterested at socializing. I avoid chit-chat as much as shallow people, and I'm constantly on the lookout for odd people, to figure them out.

Major computerfag, although I've got my share of music and sports (every sport that doesn't involve grouping , I already like.)

>>2457393
Pffffffft. I was a good camwhore as a kid. Covered up all the right bits, just barely.

Have a cookie, man. Have a cookie.

>>2457437
omg you are the cutest thing ever.

>>2457454
You'll have to thank the blurryness of my shitty cam for that idea =/

>>2457392
You are too hot for me. Damn...it's the eye shadow that's the clincher.

>>2453252
>>2453252
Woah, it's like watching myself two years ago.

>>2457365
Aw, that's too adorable

Well, I imagine, from someone else's perspective, I would seem extremely shy. Probably mean, since I don't talk much. I'm constantly frowning, so I reckon I look depressed.

>>2457392
EL OH EL

>>2457503
If you haven't heard, this person isn't real, she killed herself or something a couple months ago, and it had to do with some social network site.

I wish I was the girl in the picture.

Boring motherfucker that is more interested in programming or building robots than other people. I'm really quite fine with it that way as well.

People tell me I look like this dude.

Male, 5'10, 170lbs

Need a girl.

Billions and billions of years ago, events were set in motion that lead slowly, but surely, to my birth.

>>2457697
and how old would you be?

i am a baby
i like to drool and shit my diapers

>>2457646

>People tell me I look like this dude.

I bet you do fag

>>2457811
Holy shit, me too.

Wanna go to a Christmas party and hook up or somethin'?

>>2457864

Sure. I'll bring the rum, you bring the rubbers.

Extremely analytic, got a shitload of neurological syndromes including tourette's, serious ADHD and no handwriting ability.

First year engineering student. Doing stupid things like browsing /r9k/ when I should be studying. Kinda wishing my friends would see this and get me to stop.
And Im hungry right now.

>>2457875
Fuck yeah.

This teddy bear? Replace it with a certain infantile extremity of yours for an idea of what's going to go down. Shit's gonna be so cash.

>>2453252
Honestly, if you lost weight, you would be pretty cute. Also, get new glasses.

>>2457910

Fuck yeah.

I'll eat you out afterwards. Don't worry, I haven't gotten my teeth in yet.

>>2457937
Oh, baby, it's okay if you bite. Didn't you know that's my fetish?

That's right. You lock your toothless gums around my nipples all you want.

>>2457950
Also, imagery that was supposed to attached to my previous crude post.

>>2457950

See the smile on that man's face? That is going to be you once I'm done.

>>2453646
Am i the only one that got really pissed off at this post? I fucking despise you

>>2457880
holy shit, you're cute. Get rid of the childish books though, i mean, yeah, i've read them too, but i don't have them displayed like that. Then again, there are so many books in my room, you can't really pick out individual ones.

Good at conversation, grammar, and playing the piano, but depressive and directionless. Blurs the line between being thoughtful towards others and caring too much what others think. Probably over-sentimental.

>>2457969

Yeah.. they have been there since I was 10 years old..

>>2457646

If you look like this guy, youre a faggot.

>>2458036
cute girl is cute
also:
smart nice guy, little arrogant but not so much once you get to know me, like science allot and hate people who aren't interested in anything besides general pop culture(MTV gen anyone ?).
i do allot for people i like, will even defend friends more then myself in most situations

>>2458109
>hate people who aren't interested in anything besides general pop culture

Im
>>2457880
and I agree so much. You sir speak my mind. Also, science is for awesome people.

This thread made me realize how much I hate and despise 4channers. I just lurk to have lulz, not to read your elitist and pro-faggot opinions.

INTJ, that pretty sums it up.

>>2458163

Then I suggest you go to /b/ where more people are like you.

>>2458163
>I just lurk to have lulz

/r9k/ is for gentlemen with serious matters at hand, I think a "u raff u ruse" thread might be on at /b/ right now.

>>2458036

You remind me of my girlfriend.

>>2458157
>lm
wut ?

>>2458216

Because of the photo or because of the description?

>>2458244

Both. I am convoluting this message to circumvent filter.

>>2457880
WHAT THE FUCK MAN
At first glance I was like
Hey not bad
BUT THEN!!!!

>>2458408
He plays guitar?

>>2458408
Fucking nasty shit, clip dem nails motherfucker!

>>2458301

I guess...LUCKY YOU THEN!! Jokes.

Ah I suppose we all want to be individual or quirky, but there's always someone on a random forum with a girlfriend just like you.

>>2457437
I'm a straight male and I think you're pretty hot. Cool suit, too :D

>>2458408
This made me laugh. WELL SPOTTED.

>>2457880
Kinda reminds me of Clay Aiken, pre makeover. Get a new style, you'll be prettier :D

>>2458550

Asian, glasses, similar dress sense, excellent pianist, and over sentimental (often to my annoyance). Wow like a small selection of commonly similar traits, what are the chances!

>>2458562
Thanks mate.
From what I've seen, we're pretty balanced among anons and anonettes on the robotic board.

as of now im roughly 85-90 kg and about 1.85 m tall (thats about 6'2'' if i remember correctly)

Under motivated, smart and doesn't trust a soul.
Really hate lying but tend bend the truth to my favor.
Friendly and funny but lazy and careless. A natural negotiator but a bit anti-social.

>>2457392
isnt that the picture of that emo cunt that killed herself?

>>2458621
I know, right?!
(Okay mild sarcasm over)

I lost the genetic lottery but sometimes losing can be a way of winning bro. I don't have to leave my house. The goverment gives me money. The akathisia isn't THAT bad. And most of all, I have more free time to spend with you, my 4chan brothers.

>>2458408

Im kinda wierd I guess.

But I keep 3 of my nails 2-3mm long and rest are trimmed normally. I do keep them clean. Dirty long nails are disgusting. I have to clean them many times a day, but the effort is worth it.
Pic shows the nails I keep long.

i lost my girl today.

make it even worse...

>>2458885

This converse is omg just like Laguna Beach, right??

Okay poor satire over.

>>2457185

Wow. You are unbelievably attractive.

>>2458964

Did she take your shirt?

Above average looks, below average social skills. Im intelligent - placed 2nd in my highschool and may most likely be graduating with distinction in a Biology and Physics Degree. Persistant and stubborn - when i care to do something, i ignore everything and dont stop until i get it done. Unfortunately, my will has been bashed all the time with menial school tasks and minor achievements.

I date a beautiful girl who loves me, but Im not sure if I love her. She is hard to handle and does stupid shit that I always have to put up with yet when I do something she disapproves of, I get a 3rd degree burn for it. For the first time in my life, my patience is running short with her, and a lot of others around me.

I feel like the closest people to me are randoms on the internet that I have never and will never meet. Sometimes I wish there were nobody left in the world but those people - maybe then I would have a shot at going out and finding some real friends.

>>2459094
I agree, that's the most beautiful glass of beer I've ever seen.

I'm dead. xDd BLAH!

Im a vampire lOl

I'm a pimply, social phobic wreck of a basement dweller who is going to die a penniless virgin, without friends and completely alienated from my family and normal society in general.

So, pretty much your average channer.

>>2457437
>>2457437
>>2457437

Do want. I would tap that with the force of an angry god.

>>2459235
I feel bad for you because you're pretty and very angry.

I wonder if you know you're pretty. And if so, do you use it to your advantage out of a desire to hurt others the way you've been hurt.

If you don't know you're pretty, then someone should tell you, but remember, with great power comes great responsibility.

Fairly attractive, have the generic high school diploma along with a college degree, employed, single, gripped with self-hatred

>>2459235
I want to rub my penis up and down on your lips whilst you pout like that.

Got the good looks, workout a lot, intelligent; studying maths and physics, I'm very social and I'm very curious.
But... I'm an asshole. And greedy as fuck.
Everytime I have to spend money it hurts.

>>2459269
Don't tease it, anon.

>>2459251
You should be aware that my character is anything but appealing to most people, and I don't intend to change that.

>>2458109
holy shit are you me? because that pretty much describes me although i also have fantasies of world domination and am a tad more arrogant.

pic related

This is me, I swear.

>>2458929
You're not "kinda weird", you're batshit insane.

>>2458182

I'm an ENFJ. Let's be friends!

Physically, I'm tiny. 5 feet tall, long strawberry blonde hair, well kept. Nasty hair disgusts me.
I have glasses, usually wear contacts. Not a whale, B cup. That's all I can really think of.

I'm outgoing, sarcastic, spend too much time on the internet, bubbly personality, need to know more you can ask.

>>2459269
lol, we're on 4chan. Who ISN'T angry?

>>2459298
I can tell you that pretty much every person posting here tends to be like that.
With the development of interests at a fairly young age, comes a dissociation with everything that is considered 'popular' or trendy to people on our age/economic circle. And a common way of responding to that difference is feigning arrogance, showing others you think they're lower (as they are) while thinking 'why the fuck am I different?' and being insecure and vulnerable inside.

tl,dr? fuck you.

>>2459235
You seem like someone with low self esteem, not to mention your fair share of pimples. I bet you'd love to be fucked with no mercy while being choked

>>2459351
your wrong for a start and second your probably trying to annoy me

>>2459479
>your
Guess I succeeded, then.
In all fairness, we're free to have different opinions.

I AM YOUR GLORIOUS RULER.

BOW DOWN, FILTHY HUMANS, AND YOU MAY BE SPARED WHEN WE CONQUER WITH OUR SUPERIOR INTELLECT AND ARMS!

Deadpan, analytical, and perceptive. Outwardly optimistic and keep that in check with some cynicism. Grew up fast in a financially insecure home without a father so I'm highly motivated to do well.

Petite and slim (5'3", 30-25-31), cute if I try--but my afro attracts more attention than I can tolerate (without raging or feeling unsafe), so I won't bother unless I'm with someone or a group I feel comfortable with.

>>2459495
here's a gif for future use.

>>2459487
yes we are and to be honest very little annoys me anymore, i figured out it achieves nothing

>>2458929
YOU ARE SO DISGUSTING WHY ON EARTH
FUCK

>>2459495
I want to be a fireman.

>>2457185

Manliest beard is manliest.

>>2459235

You sound like you want to accomplish so much failure that I don't think you can do it. It takes a lot of effort to fail that hard.

>>2459570

You're a shortie? I love shorties. Post pic of afro plox.

>>2457454
now with 400% less blur.

And suddenly I feel like a camwhore.

>>2459807
You're more attractive than you seem to think you are, admittedly.

>>2459807
You look like a smug dick, mostly because you remind me of a coworker, who is a smug dick, are you a smug dick? Also SMUG DICK SMUG DICK SMUG DICK

dick smug

>>2459807
JEFF BUCKLEY REINCARNATED

>>2459868
I act like one around people I'm not comfortable with.
Your coworker must not feel comfy with you. Or the workplace. What did you do for a living, anon?

>>2459824
I can't handle the idea of being desired by others pretty well. I think it objectifies me, it turns me into less than a human, just a source of pleasure for someone else to feast on. I avoid personal desire on others for the same reason.
Which, I'll be the first to admit, may sound incredibly stupid, but I can't help it.

>>2459807
SHAVE THAT MOUSTACHE

>>2459908
Mostly I stand by the copier and complain about the free coffee we get you know, also post on 4chon about smug dicks.

Somewhat introverted college student. I'm not good at making friends, but I tend to keep them for ages. I have a million nervous tics, such as how I get anxious without a nickel to play with. I visit /co/,/fa/,/mu/,/tg/,/toy/ in addition to this fine board.

>>2459975
Ah, my dream job.

you can all die.

all of you.

>>2459908

>I can't handle the idea of being desired by others pretty well. I think it objectifies me, it turns me into less than a human, just a source of pleasure for someone else to feast on.

God damn, you're a clomplex guy aren't you? Have you ever had a girlfriend?

>>2459717
I've no photo of it that makes identification difficult enough, sorry. Shorty's legs attached, if it's any consolation.

I love the idea of being desired by others all the time. I think it objectifies me, it turns me into less than a human, just a source of pleasure for someone else to feast on.

HELL YES SON

>>2459235
Your very very pretty.

>>2459308

Thanks for the compliment.

(Something else to avoid original content mute.)

>>2459979
Pretty fucking hot besides that hair. Would LTR.

>>2458929
Too bad long nails on a man = pig disgusting.

>>2460239
LTR?

>>2459717
I've already got the penniless basement-dweller with no friends and an alienated family part down. The rest can't be so hard.

>>2459998
FOOLISH HUMAN, IT IS YOU WHO SHALL DIE WHEN I TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

>>2459979
Do we have the same hair colour? Haha, we suck.

I'm a generally quiet guy because I prefer to think out what I say before I say it. I hang out with people four or five years older than myself. My girlfriend is even three years older than me. Most of my friends insist that I'm very intelligent for my age.

Good conversationalist once I get started (or get drunk), Easily bored because I have too much free time (a lot of which is spent on /r9k/, /tg/, /b/, /d/, and /s/), and I wish I was born a woman.

Pic taken like eight seconds ago.

>>2460371
why yes, we appear to. although you pull it off better.

>>2453073
>overachiever
>gives up easily

what

>>2460401
The email isn't for me, is it?

>>2460374
>Most of my friends insist that I'm very intelligent for my age.
Yet here you are, posting shitty blurry pics of yourself taken with your phone infront of a mirror.

>>2460419
Nah, posting on another board with it.

>>2460371
You look like Hayley Williams. I'd hit it. Also,Nintendo poster in the background, awesome.

>>2460371
Hey you bloody woman. Get on MSN, I'm back from work!

As for myself, I'm a fucking mong who mangles his spoken sentences, probably appear eccentric, can talk to people but prefer solitude, and have the interests of an old man.

>>2460255
Long term relationship. Shit son, you're on the internet. Figure it out.

>>2460447
No, I don't. She has never had orange hair. Only various combinations of red/yellow etc. I'm going for the Leeloo look.

>>2460449
This guy is fat and has aspergers.

I kind of want orange dreads, but dreads on girls are kind of not great.

>>2460423
I know, right? The pic is blurry because my hands were shaking a bit while taking it on a really shitty cell phone camera.

And the reason I'm on here... Well, fuck if I know. Lack of direction, mostly.

>>2460474
do it, you could pull it off

Last year's Christmas photo that I sent to friends for the sake of funny.

I like books and have nearly completed my creative writing degree.
I like science just as much but, as it turns out, I am not very good at math so my early dream of being a physicist will never be.
I know a lot of Irish drinking songs.
I'm looking for a new vice.

Merry Christmas, /r9k/.

>>2460474
Shut your fucking grid! You still text me all the time anyway haha.

>>2460371
Why did you balete yourself? I enjoyed staring at you. Really, I did. I'm not lying.

I am a cynical, hateful, perpetually pessemisstic, unsociable fuck.

I smoke, I don't drink, all I do is study/read/any physical activity that helps me to bastain from becoming a fatty.

>>2460480
Point is your doing what every other fucking tard your age does. You're even wearing sunglasses to take a pic of yourself.

>>2460506
You are good looking.
>>2460493
You are a classy motherfucker.

>>2460493
I would have a beer with you.

>>2460506
Jee I've never seen people like you afore!
You're so original! Keep it up.

>>2460508
The original idea was that if any of my friends were browsing /r9k/, they might not recognize me if they couldn't see my eyes.

In retrospect, I realize now that the idea was entirely pointless because I wouldn't give a shit if they did see me posting on the entarnetz.

>>2460504
I'm a paranoid motherfucker. I really am.

(looks like we've both just been reading Catcher in the Rye, huh?)

I think compared to most robots here I'm pretty normal.

Music Technology and Audio Systems student, working really hard at it because I want a good degree, pretty intelligent (but then again everyone says that, I have an IQ of 146 but sometimes I feel fucking dumb).

I like sound/audio, music, vidya, coffee, and smoking pot.

>>2460541
>entarnetz.
Yeah, okay, good luck with that intelligence thing anyway.

>>2460534
>I consider myself to be attractive
Well, you're wrong.

CURRENTLY ATTENTION WHORING IN AN ATTENTION WHORE THREAD

>>2460562
strongly, STRONGLY seconded

Underage b&.
I want to be a screenwriter or something.
I smoke Camel Turkish Silvers.
I'm kind of known as a pretty funny guy around my school.
I like to read.
I fall in love with every cute girl I see, but of course, I never get anywhere.

>>2460578
If you kept the beard more scruffy and cut your hair you would be FUCKTASTIC 5000

>>2459868

I'm a smug dick and love every minute of being me. I feed my ego with the responses I provoke in others so please, keep posting about SMUG DICKs.

>>2460562
>>2460581
i guess i'm just narcissistic then, eh?

>>2460588
When you grow up into a real boy, girls will like you.

>>2459979
Stonebreaker as in Technical Itch?

>>2460599
I'd say deluded over narcissistic.

>>2460599
No, just blind as a goddamned bat

>>2460599
No, you're just really ugly. Jesus christ dude, nothing wrong with it, lots of people are ugly and still get laid, but disillusioning yourself doesnt help shit.

>>2460531
Why thank you.

>>2460525
I'm up for a beer. Let's do it.

>>2460588
Christ, are you more than 14 even?

>>2460588
It's because your face looks like a pug's ass.

>>2460493
I'd have a baby with you.

>>2460525
thankyou

mewtblockades

>>2460534
>>2460534


Holy fuck

look at your fucking face
you have a piggy disgusting little fucking pulp of a face

you make me really sick you little cunt

>>2460493
Want a new vice? Try actually smoking that pipe then.

>>2460665
Not to mention acne/scars and ginger hair
He looks like a middle aged lesbian

>>2460546
We have? I like that book but I read it long ago, so I have no idea whatsoever of why you just said that.


Now, about me:
I'm a Jew nosed social retard who just realized while taking this photo that he needs to get a haircut. Personality wise I'm rational, negative, arrogant and childish. I think most things are dumb and I love to argue and whine. I can sometimes be kind and capable of altruistic acts.
Most of the time I don't understand why my friends put up with my shit...

I also like talking about myself.

>>2460645

A baby? That's quite an offer. But I also just had an offer to go have a beer with some dude with crazyawesome orange hair.

I'm torn.

>>2460697
Have the beer first, then we can make a baby after. Sadly, I will either abort it or sell it to Mexicans.

>>2460642
I'm 16 mothefucker.

>>2460644
You sir, are rude.

>>2460534
WOAH its like if Frankie Boyle fucked a monitor lizard

Now that I've found a few people on /r9k/ attractive, I've realized that my standards must have all but disappeared and that I really need to go out and meet new people.

>>2460676
I do, actually, but not with pipe tobacco. I put cigarette tobacco from my big bag of House Vanilla Blend (yeah, I know it sounds more like coffee that tobacco, but it's delicious) in it when I'm out of Camels and am either too lazy/too busy to go out and get another pack. Much easier than rolling (which I kind of suck at, anyway).

>>2460714
okay but who is the tractivest?

>>2460714
Not true, they just started manufacturing attractive robots. They will entice the humans with sex, then exterminate them.

>>2460697
So what beer will you be having my fellow pipe smoker?

A few months old. I liked the moustache, though.

Attention whoring.

>>2460105

Deeeeeee-licious, thank you.

>>2460284

You say that, but becoming a social pariah takes a lot of work. You have to actively try to have large groups of people hate you and I just don't think you have what it takes. You're too good looking to not have guys want you and that will probably stop you for the rest of your life.

>>2460506

I don't mean to offend you, but are you a girl or a guy? I think girl.

>>2460783
That mustache makes you look like you touch children. Frequently.

>>2460732
I believe that
>>2460578
is, but he has bad hair.

>>2460796
That was the reason I grew it.

>>2460811
Well then, mission very much accomplished

Why did I bother taking a picture and posting it if no one is going to say anything about it!? I NEED ATTENTION!

Damn you guys.

Crazy bitch.

>>2460777

Hrmm... well I like Goose Island 312, but I'm not sure how well known that is outside of Chicago. A friend turned me on to Hefeweissen. Barring either of those, uh, whatever is cheapest.

>>2460796

Pfft look at me forgetting to ask you your drink of choice. God I'm an ass.

My head is often in the clouds. My ideal woman could pull my head back down to Earth. Caucasian girls are the best.
I'm a stereotypical death metal head. I say shit like "brutal" in my regular speech, I wear band shirts, enjoy moshing, and enjoy doing other stupid bullshit.
I play the piano and doodle with guitars a little bit.
I'm very laid back and let things ease out. For some reason, everything in my life just works out in the end.
I'm currently working on my undergraduate degree and aspire to be a dentist. I'm looking to go to USC for that.
I like partying, but I also like chilling out with close friends and just smoking some weed.
This picture was taken for this thread.
Anything else you wanna know?

I'm very eccentric.
I wear a lot of velvet Victorian clothes. A lot.
I collect strange and macabre items and baubles.
I have shelves and shelves of books, and am usually reading 2 or 3 at any given time.
I pay my rent by working in a local factory, but make my money on the side by selling short stories and poems to magazines and entering them in contests and such.
I'm a very optimistic nihilist- I am aware that absolutely nothing matters and that all of our actions are pointless in the face of entropy, but I find the whole thing hilarious and amusing rather than tragically depressing.
One of my favorite pass times is going cave crawling in some local cave systems.

>>2460902
I'm rather partial to guiness, although it's ust not as good if it's not on tap.

>>2460695
Is this guy >>2460832 you? If I was gay I would sex you. If that's not you then fuck that guy, I don't like him.

Better?

>>2460913
Forgot my fucking picture.

mootblawk, just in case.

>>2460938
Yes, thank you. You really are one hoopy frood.

>>2460923
I like your eyebrows.

>>2460923
Cool as fuck man. Where you from?

>>2460578
This was an excellent picture to wake up to.

>>2460493
I want to smoke your pipe.

Or maybe I'll just smoke my pipe while you smoke yours and we participate in some sort of awkward but generally amiable discourse.

I don't care to do good in school, I just want to read.
I tell the time without looking at watch or cellphone, and get withing 5 minutes every time.
I listen to a lot of music, and I write something whenever there is a pen and paper near. I draw when I have a pencil.
I have a girlfriend, there because of her personality, but she looks good too.
I am a virgin, even though she constantly says she wants to fuck me. I haven't decided if I want to or not though.

>>2460955
herman li posts on r9k

>>2460550
There are more normal people on this board than what is commonly believed.

Bored, boring, ugly, fat, socially inept, academic failure. Zero motivation, zero ambition. Slightly OCD, fairly depressed. Interested in theoretical astrophysics. Weeaboo. I can count my friends on one hand, but they're cool and think I have a decent sense of humour. I spend most of my time at the computer watching pirated movies or playing pirated videogames. I like Marmite. I need new glasses and a haircut.

I'm in the middle. The other two are my cousins. Can't be bothered taking another picture.

>>2460994
Pipe smokers of /r9k/ unite.

>>2460984
Thank you, I get that a lot, and then I usually laugh when people realize that I pluck them that way because caterpillar monobrows run in my family and Im having none of that.
Despite how this might sound, no, I am straight.
>>2460992
Oklahoma, near the borders for Missouri and Arkansas, actually. This place is incredibly boring and I am becoming increasingly disappointed with the people who live here, as most of them think that anything with more than 7 letters is a "big, scary word" that they cant be bothered to learn. The only pluses are the ability to go rafting, caving, rock climbing, camping, and stuff like that with relative ease. And cheap as hell rent and such.

>>2461005
I get that a lot. But I hate Dragonforce. D:

>>2460726
Sir, if you were from the UK, I'd order you to come out for a beer and pipe smoking session. I'm pretty hooked on trying different pipe tobaccos. I even order from the States when I can afford to.

>>2461008

It's true, but what does that say about future generations when normal people use 4chan? That's just depressing.

20, female, 5'1", Louisiana Creole, biology major, plays the violin, no car, no cell phone, reserved, emotionally stable, have had the same friends for ten years, retail worker.

<--- On the right.

>>2461091
You seem alright. Got msn?

>>2461091

lovely, will you marry me?

>>2458036
is this woman single!?!?!?!??!

>>2461080
Sorry, I live in Chicago. Just out of curiosity, where in the UK are you?

>>2461091
Oh hoooo, did you intentionally post a picture of you next to your fat friend so you'd look prettier?

Clever fembot.

>>2461091
You're definitely the type of girl lots of guys on here love going for.

>>2461122
shes got beautiful eyes whoever shes next to

>>2461113
Manchester, England's second city. Don't let the Brummies tell you otherwise.

>>2461091
SPOILER: actually girl on left, just pointing that out before any senseless basement dwellers think they have a chance with a pretty girl

Moustache back, clean shaven.If upload a babyface photo will I be inundated with attention, praise and gay sex proposals?

>>2460784
i'm a guy

and lol

>>2461149
You're hot and we're both INTP.
Don't know if you're into asian guys though. I'm a few posts up.

Everybody who has posted thus far has failed to mention their, arguably, most salient quality.

An indomitable desire for attention and praise.

I'm in love with half of the girls who posted a picture here. Damn it, why are all the girls I know either really stupid or really ugly? Why are brains and beauty in a girl such a hard thing to find?

>>2461137
I believe you. And fancy that. Chicago is the USA's second city because LA doesn't count for anything. Cheers to second cities.

>description that obviously isn't true
>pathetic and transparent attempt at trolling
>retarded enough to think it will work

Did I do this right or wrong? I'm confused.

>>2461162
I'm on my winter break and I'm bored enough to post here right now.

Hey cute girl who deleted her picture, why would your dad want you to go to the fucking army? Does he want you to fuck a lot of dudes?

At a late night picnic/drinkfest

As for describing myself, well, put it this way, I was the one who didn't drink so I could drive the stupid (yet mildly attractive) females who got shitfaced and couldn't walk home, wondering if they'll holding it in my favor. I feel smugly satisfied at their shallow nature, as I sit playing LOD for hours on end.

In single player.

I have trouble getting to know people. I like fashion and reading. Most people have no idea I'm a bottom-feeding nerd, and I'd like to keep it that way.

Also, I misuse my webcam.

>>2461098
Sure, batcavity@gmail.com

>>2461105
Only if you're Swedish.

>>2461122
Does it even work like that?

>>2461144
Hahah nope.

>>2461137
Fellow manc here, keep trying to tell our American friends that Manchester's the second city but someone always has to say Birmingham is. Damn Brummies.

>>2461162
That was a given. No need for everyone to mention what everyone already knows.

>>2461162
Roy is rather cute.

Let us see, well I just turned 19, and am currently a student. I tend to be melancholy most of the time but ideals-wise I am a Christian Idealist/Nihilist (oximoron I know but whatever). I'm pretty laid back and introverted, but I love my friends and family dearly. I also tend to be rather philisophical and I like to question things a lot. I also really love to think. I am highly intelligent (with an IQ of 149) I don't care for noise or immaturity, and my hobbies include reading, swimming, acting, and writing. I also am 5'8'', have dark brown hair, green eyes, and tend to wear somber colored clothes. I also occassionally like to wear bright colors such as white and orange. I've been told on several occassions that I look very young for my age. Well that's pretty much it. Oh and the picture is me, just taken 5 minutes ago.

This is me before I cut my hair. It looked better then.

18, Australian, bipolar, fat, self-hating weeaboo fembot. I'm smart but I have no direction in life. I'm shy until I feel comfortable with people and then proceed to be a profoundly bouncy and enthusiastic little weirdo. I approach the subjects of mortuary science and children's books with equal relish. I'm not conventionally attractive to put the situation mildly. I tend make a lot of bad decisions but I have no regrets.

>>2461276

I think I'm in love.

Can I have your AIM or MSN?

Human male, pale, short hair, light facial hair.

Don't even need a picture, just imagine nothing specific in physical form.

- 18
- I've had 12 boyfriends
- Virgin
- Voted cutest in class in Junior year
- Junior Prom Queen
- Got addicted to internet because I was in hospital for 2 months

>>2461254
I think you're pretty good looking but aside from that you seem retarded and obnoxious and I want to beat the shit out of you.

>>2461276
You're the cutest thing I've seen all week.

>>2460493
You are a god damn beautiful man.

>>2461276
You got the fat bit right

>>2461254
Not sure of gender

>>2457008
i'd hit that!

>>2457012
>>2457018
>>2457027
>>2457034
lol
only cute guys on this thread
>>2459979
you would be cute with short hair!
>>2459807

>>2457880
your not bad looking just get rid of your uniborow

also i made you better

>>2458964
you look familiar... do you, by any chance, live in Texas?

>>2461200
Well, in this thread, you have BACKUP.

>>2461276
You look adorable. And mental too. And wear glasses. You're ace.

>>2461276
Man. You and this guy's girlfriend in a thread a while ago...

You just...

Look *so* *Australian*.

Can any anons tell me what it is about someone that makes them look Australian? Is it jolliness? I think it might be jolliness. Australia must be awesome.

>>2461318

where is my scene guy/scene girl having sex photoshop, anon?

i will follow you forever

>>2461276

you're the short hair chan girl who's set i posted in it's entirety on /b/ earlier. the whole 'i cut my hair myself' girl.

you should get some confidence cos i think you're fucking smokin' baby

and i should know i've seen your vagina and everything

>>2461308
Oh I'm sorry. That is unfortunate, you'd be in concurrence with most people I know then. I'm well known but not very well-liked. It doesn't really bother me though, I'm used to it. Have a pleasant day!

This is me. I'm overly ambitious on long term, and lose sight in short-term goals. An uncreative art student and part-time dreamer who can't seem to finish that fucking novel. I love to travel. Yep, that's the Moulin Rouge in the background. Also, underageb& and in a stable relationship.

On the left

daspfjasiofhasonfasklnfklasnfasl

>>2461337
Anyone who mentions their IQ as part of their personality traits is always going to be up their own arse.

>>2460861
>>2458036

I approve of both of these people, for they are fine of fettle and pleasing on the eye.

Also, huzzah mootblock for causing me to transcribe in such ridiculous prose.

>>2461276
were you the person from the other thread today?

with the going to paris and meeting the dutch guy shit

Bet all these pictures are going on FBI file under 'Suspected Pedophiles'.

>>2461355
I do agree, I am rather arrogant. Tis a shame really, I'd get more dates if I wasn't such a prick about the whole IQ thing.

>>2461353
I'd lick your face.

>>2461276
Aww, you're a cute fatty.

>>2461334
... The fuck?

You best be trollin' or I've got a creepy chan girl lookalike. In truth, I have no sets and have never even
posted my vagina on the internet. Yet.

>>2461281
Taken, but hey, go nuts. I love accumulating robots in my social network.

>>2461376
For someone with a supposed IQ of 155 I'd learn how to spell sombre too.

>>2461357
I approve of you too, man. And how.

>>2461376
What is up with you faggots thinking you're cool/unique for using the word "tis"?

>>2461091

i want to bang you so bad

>>2461368
Yes, I am indeed. The glasses are a bit of a giveaway.

>>2461333
Hahaha ok ok i promise i will do it sometime before i go to bed

>>2461353
you sir are adorable

>>2461420
pretentious faggots need any and every means of form of validation to feel good about themselves when everyone else abandons them.

>>2461386

Bring it; but not if I lick yours first.

>>2461368
>>with the going to paris and meeting the dutch girl shit

Also, fixed that for you.

>>2461440

Are you gay or a chick?

>>2461402
I spelt somber correctly as I am not british. I am an american. And my IQ is not 155, it is 149.

>>2461307
I was Junior Prom King and I've never had a girlfriend ;_;

>>2461423

Thought so.

You look almost exactly like a female me. Except chubby and with tits.

>>2461462
You win this round Yankee, although I do not approve of you starting a sentence with and

>>2461398
>>2461398
>>2461398

SUCH LIES IT'S OBVIOUSLY YOU WHY DON'T YOU JUST POST MORE REVEALING PHOTOS YOU KNOW IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL SO GOOD

oh honestly though it could easily be some freakishly similar looking girl

but what i said before still stands

go on post nudes

go on

go oooooooooooooooooooon

do it

please

go ooooooooooooooooon

go on

you might as well

>>2461420
They always forget the apostrophe, too.

'TIS motherfucker.

>>2461254
sorry faggot but no real intellectual has a flogging molly poster in his room.

- I hate white scene faggots
- I love scene females
- I think I'm pretty cute
- I weigh 150
- I hate homosexuals
- I love Katy Perry

>>2461307
lulz, were you the only girl in your class?

>>2461462
You must be very proud of yourself; it took you one post to be hated in a rather really friendly thread.

I hope you someday understand how big of an imbecile you are.

>>2461351
Did you go to Amelie's cafe too? It's close to Le Moulin Rouge.

>>2461501
>i think i'm pretty cute
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
AM I REALLY UGLY AND I DONT REALIZE IT EITHER CHRIST

>>2461498
It's a girl... isn't it? ISN'T IT?

>>2461483
Very well good sir. I tip my hat in your general direction, my well-respected adversary. Have a pleasant evening!

>>2461505
Harsh, but fucking funny.

I'll cease to be a tripfag for this one. 20, male british. Spend my time reading or learning languages. Supposedly of high intelligence, shy around new people, mental around people i've known for a while. Find it easier to talk electronically than face to face, though attempting to change that. I also enjoy cookery and the odd video game.

>>2461254
>>2461254
>>2461254
>>2461254

this guy has got to be the biggest most annoying faggot who has ever graced 4chan

and THAT is really saying something

>>2461501
Why would you hate homosexuals? It's not like any of them would be interested in you, you fat piece of shit.

>>2461551
IT'S A WOMAN, A DIRTY SLAV WOMAN

>>2461551
That's got to be a bit harsh, don't you think? I mean surely there are bigger faggots than I on this expansive sight.

>>2461528
BEEP BEEP

MY FAGGOT DETECTOR IS GOING NUTS

>>2461548
You're AM aren't you?

>>2461551
He needs to become a tripfag so we can keep track of his idiocy.

>>2461548
No, I think you'll find that you've just described me.

Please give me my identity back.

>>2461501
>I weigh 150

You must be not even 5 foot tall then.

>>2461195
u look like reginald burke without the glasses

>>2461594
I'm guessing he means kg, which would be 330 pounds.

>>2461091
>>2461091
>>2461091


ASHLIE? HOLY SHIT! if your not ashlie, you look exactly like her and have the same traits! YOU TOOK MY VIRGINITY YOU BITCH!

>>2461655

Haha, no, my name is Jessica. /r/ a picture of Ashlie?

>>2459923
Anon, your words are wise.
I tend to watch facial hair, but finals are up my ass, and looks aren't that important.

F
18
6'2"
126 lbs

I'm very witty, and I can bake like a motherfucker.
I have a bitchin' personality, but that doesn't really matter considering I have legs that go all the way up to Canada. =]

>>2461459
i am teh gay

has this been said b4?

Some of these people, I want to crush with my bare hands.
Some of them, I want to strangle while I rape violently.
Some of them, I want to psychologically disassemble, and rebuild into devoted subjects.
Some of them, I want to buy a beer.

>>2461725
>F
heh, ok

I miss being Anonymous. I never wanted to actually look at any of you fuckers.

lazy/ish. kinda funny i think...easy to talk to and shit i figured.... 150% cool...

kurt_raso@hotmail.com

or even call me

0409 595 879

I could build an army here.

You're just what I need, /r9k/

>>2461725
fuck i'm hard.

>>2461757
I'll buy YOU a beer if you at least promise not to rape me violently which, most likely, shouldn't be too hard.

>>2461785
it is like your head is too small for your body

hmm

>>2461791
a large group of obnoxious assholes and mildly intolerant elitists with no regards for society as it is?
Why, yes, yes we are.

>>2461551
Harsh man, harsh.

>>2461757
Obviously the wannabe psuedointellectual faggot

>>2461757
No need to buy a drink for me. I drink quite a bit for someone my size.

>>2461809
just the camera angle...my head is also massive

>>2461757
After psychologically disassembling you and rebuilding you as a devoted subject, I will crushingly strangle you with my bare hands as I rape you violently. Then I'll buy you a beer.

High school drop out. Fat and lazy. Was once highly intelligent, I now find myself having difficulty answering basic questions concerning languages or math.

Large number of mental disorders, including OCD, ADHD, schizophrenic tendencies being at the forefront. I also have dyscalculia and some sleep disorder that usually either leads to hardcore insomnia or sleeping at odd times of the day/night.

I'm also very lonely. Few friends, no girlfriend.

I smoke a lot of pot, have no job and no car.

So awesome. :/

>>2461887
So basically you're at "typical" /b/tard who browses Arcanine. Fascinating!

>>2461254
Pretentious much....

>>2461982
it was the third one that gave him away

>>2461785
>>2461276

you 2 should hook up

>>2461195
WINKLEY???!?!?!

>>2462024
>>2461785
I dare say I believe these two posts may have, in fact, originated with the SAME PERSON.

>>2461859
oic well you look good, nice body btw

>>2462066
you dared to say it...with such confidence.....and i dare admit it...im just bored atm...i could go round talking to randoms but its hot and im sunburnt...

Smart (straight As)
Ambitious and willing to work for it (I've taken extra classes since middle school)
Attractive (tall, dark, well-built, strong yet sophisticated facial features)
Funny
Confident
Creative (I draw, play the piano and do digital art)
Well-off with a fantastic hard-working family (born in extreme poverty, grew up as upper middle class, moved out and got a good well-paid part-time job during studies because of my extensive and multicultural background, and by now my father had a lot of success, got rich and bought stocks for me that've been going extremely well)

Yet, ironically, I'm on 4chan. Though admittedly not so often.

>>2461604
who?
>>2462062
huh?

>>2461757
SOME OF THEM WANT TO USE YOU
SOME OF THEM WANT TO GET USED BY YOU
SOME OF THEM WANT TO ABUSE YOU
SOME OF THEM WANT TO BE ABUSED

HEY MAN I LOVE THAT SONG

>>2460033
Yeah I had...A complex time, trying to come to terms with desire and everything.
We broke up after a year, and I haven't tried or cared to try since then.
Sorry 'bout the delay, this tripfag was studying.

>>2462171
>Smart (Straight As)

Straight A student here, just because you get straight As doesn't mean you're smart. In fact, if you believe that, you're dumb.

I laughed at the "overachiever" type through high school. When all of you idiots busted your fucking asses all night working on a fucking essay and barely getting an A, I wrote mine in 30 minutes days before it was due and sat around and did drugs.

Fuck.

>>2462213

That's exactly what I did, and it's what gave me the extra time for the extra classes.
In the end, this extra-curricular shit served me pretty good.

Male 38 yrs Live in the Western Suburbs of Chicago. Single (SURPRISE!) I like to think I'm handsome (I'm 6'1' brown hair blue eyes 190 odd lbs). Though i'm older I've pretty much managed to infiltrate 4chan especially /co/ effectively by being interesting and funny. Though I have a good heart I lack any kind of motivation. Though thank god I don't live with my parents. Goals casual sex and casual sex.

>>2461091
beeing a guy it scares me how you look like me, just with long black hair

>>2461163
because you never went to university

>>2461403

Anon loves me and I haven't even shown my face.

My heart, it is warmed.

i'm hard to get to like, i'm pretty cold to new people, but on the inside i'm stupidly self sacrificing because one of the biggest joys for me is feeling appreciated, even in the slightest

i'm too self conscious for my own good, which is a shame because in my freshman and sophmore years of highschool i didn't give a fuck about what anyone else ever though about me till i met a person who i actually care for, whom i now refer to as my "ladyfriend"

i bike a lot, everyone at my school recognizes me for it, i'm the only one stupid enough to haul ass through snow sleet and hail every single day of the year

i'm in pretty good shape but i hate sports, i just lift weights and bike

i'm a bit narrow minded when it comes to music, since i mostly listen to heavy metal (barring bands like Queen, flogging molly, and tom waits)

uhhh what else... well i don't consider myself too good looking either

>>2462656
>I'm a douchebag.
That's all you had to say.

Male, 21, have a 2 inches long jesus beard and got semi fro hair. Most people think I'm a rapist.

>>2462609
So get showin' already.

>>2462656

this is just about me except im underageb& and a freshmen.

>>2462719

What can /r9k/ offer me if I do? I'm already loved! It can only go downhill if I reveal myself.

Not gonna post my picture but I will describe myself to the best of my abilities.

5'11''
Black Male
Short Black
Dark brown eyes
Slim/built

Closet nerd that can fit in as a normalfag on most occasions.
Still suffer from some social anxiety that I developed in early life. One of my greatest goals is getting over this bullshit.
First year CS student.
I have been learning to speak moon for about 3 years now and am getting pretty good at it. I can't tell you how good it feels to know all of the kanji on a page after studying for a few days.
My greatest fear is spiders and I aspire to be rich enough so money no longer limits me the way it does. I hate being poor because it makes people look down on me as if i need their pity.

In the next 5-10 years I expect to have my life drastically changed. Still won't forget all of the amazing things I learned from 4chan and its residents that teach life lessons whether they realize it or not.

Unmotivated, trying to succeed in college (biochem) but only acheiving mediocrity, crippling loneliness and inability to connect or stay connected with anyone. Though a really nice person.

TL;DR: Unbelievably insecure virgin

Not posting pics, though my tits once graced the board that dare not speak its name.

>>2462859

I refuse to believe that one line can possibly justify a TLDR.

>>2462815
I'm exactly like this guy, height and everything
minus:
Africaness(and everything that accompanies i.e free botox lipz)
and i wouldnt say that gay one liner at the end

ITT: Nobody gives a flying fuck about you.

>>2462802
But the one who loves you is the one who's asking.
C'mon.

>>2461195
NB: I think you're really attractive.

>>2462802
don't post a picture. they are gonna devour your soul if you do.

>>2463005
Or, perhaps, your cock.

I'm so amazing that my pubes are the batman symbol.

>>2462948

This is surprisingly good logic. Although I have yet to see your face anon. Except I have, repeatedly.

Huh. Ok.

I'm a PhD Student in the UK at one of the top Unis here, and basically the best one for my subject.

I'm actually, um, happy. I do something I like, I have friends. I get laid enough, though I'm single atm. I get paid well to be interested in things and drink coffee. I teach undergrads who for the most part seem to love me.

I'm a geek and I don't mind if people know it. I have my own place. I've been to upwards of 30 countries. I've been published as a researcher. I'm not ridiculously buff, but I'm fit. I can run 10k in 50ish minutes.

I like /r9k/, it distracts and entertains me and for a while it loved me.

>>2463049
I lol'd

Made me wonder where does the batmobile parks.... Inb4 surprise buttsecks

>>2463005

If only I'd read this first!

>>2463085
Oh lawd, what a dreamboat.
One of the fit fettle'd anons still loves you.

>>2463049
have this sandwich

>>2463110

Even if you're lying to me anon, I return your love.

I'm feeling almost deleriously happy today. Something is clearly wrong with me.

>>2463139
I'm certainly not lying. You use words like fettle, have an English accent, and are happy in life. I'd snatch you up in a second.

>>2457392
You are not from denmark are you? I think I once dated you.

>>2463119

Looks like a slice of bread to me.

Paranoic, insecure, narcicist, sociable when I want or have to.

I enjoy my view of the world.

>>2463139
as another male, I can say you seem to lead a successful life and (hand aside) you could pass as an attractive guy.
And I'm straight, beauty has nothing to do with sexual orientation in my case.