BITCH HAS A MOUSTACHE AND CAN'T DRAW

GTFO EVERYWHERE

Hah, I hope thats you

>>2439178
i see no 'stache. you lie.

though yeah, she can't draw.

SHINE
SHINE ARE YOU THERE
I WANT YOU, SHINE, I THINK WE COULD BE BEAUTIFUL. I DONT CARE IF YOU LIVE IN AMERICA, I AM WILLING TO TRAVEL FOR YOU. I WANT TO BE WITH YOU

>>2439178

Pretty greasy nose.

>>2439203

use your eyes next time and not your cock to see man

SHINE ARE YOU THERE SHINE
PLEASE RESPOND

THIS IS A POEM I WROTE FOR SHINE DO NOT READ IT UNLESS YOU ARE SHINE OK IT IS FOR SHINE

A LONELY DAY I SPENT ONLINE, ON 4CHAN FORUM BOARD
BEGAN TO CRY AND OPEN MY, R9K WINDOW, BORED
THEN ALL A SUDDEN THERE WAS A SHINE, MY BONER WAS ERECT
MY HEART PUMPED FAST, ADRENALINE AT LAST, AND ALL FOR YOU, MY SHINE

this was the gayest thign 2 do

SHINE????????? ARE YOU THERE

Who is shine?

>>2439570
SHINE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD
SHE IS THE MOST AMAZING GIRL

Ahah... ah... ahhaaa... yeah...

Uh, you can talk to me on AIM if you want. Don't make threads about me please.

My AIM is "OrunitiaSister"

i want your baby puppies inside my meatcurtains

>>2439831
Shine` giving out her AIM name. . . this cant have good results. . .

>>2439831
Oh god, I was just joking about eloping, please forgive me

I hope you don't enjoy using that screenname

>>2439570

Shine is jug-alicious.

OrunitiaSister (5:34:09 PM): I'll assume that this is a cultural idiom that I'm not used to.
OrunitiaSister (5:34:10 PM): Fair enough.
elitisttripfag (5:34:17 PM): YOURE AN IDIOM
elitisttripfag (5:34:27 PM): STOP THROWING AROUND INSULTS
OrunitiaSister (5:34:46 PM): I didn't mean to insult you. I'm sorry. There is nothing to excuse my behavior.
elitisttripfag (5:34:53 PM): NO ONE CALLS ME AN IDIOM
elitisttripfag (5:34:56 PM): AND LEAVES ALIVE
elitisttripfag (5:35:39 PM): YOU WHORE
OrunitiaSister (5:36:22 PM): Uh. Allow me to explain.
OrunitiaSister (5:36:27 PM): An idiom is basically a "Saying"
OrunitiaSister (5:36:36 PM): It's a phrase that has a deeper meaning.
elitisttripfag (5:36:38 PM): DONT TRY TO LIE TO ME JIZZ RAG
OrunitiaSister (5:36:40 PM): It actually implies intelligence.
elitisttripfag (5:36:42 PM): I KNOW YOU CALLED ME AN IDIOM
OrunitiaSister (5:36:45 PM): IdioT is the insult.
elitisttripfag (5:36:49 PM): FUCK YOU
OrunitiaSister (5:36:51 PM): Idiom is a compliment.
OrunitiaSister (5:36:58 PM): I was complimenting you.
elitisttripfag (5:37:12 PM): YOU LIE

>>2439858

Haha oh wow, do you actually think that's his real sn?

>>2439915
Wow, you're a fucking retard. Congratulations at not being funny at fucking all.

>>2439831
Man, I wish I had AIM. If I had AIM I would talk the shit out of you. I would talk you so good you'd beg me me on our knees to talk to you some more. Then I would ignore you to leave you wishing more, and when you'd least expect it, I'd talk to you out of the blue, leaving you surprised in in ecstasy.

But no, I don't have AIM. And I won't get AIM for any bitch in the world.

ITT: People fall in love with shine...

I think someone may have already written that...

Muthaxorblocker.

>>2439915
SHINE THIS IS NOT ME OK
I WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT I AM NOT THIS GUY OK SHINE
I WOULD NEVER TREAT YOU LIKE THAT I PROMISE I AM A NICE GUY UNFORTUNATELY I DO NOT HAVE AIM :(:(:(:(:(:( DO YOU HAVE MSN SHINE MAYBE WE CAN TALK ON MSN IF YOU HAVE IT SHINE

>>2439950
If you like her so god damn much, download aim for her, shit. It takes 5 minutes.

>>2439972
Meebo.com

No need to download, but you do have to still go to AIM.com to register. Only takes a minute though.

>>2439178

This isn't him you retard. and thats obviously not his AIM.

>>2439938
No clue if it's real, but the person I talked to on the other end still said some interesting stuff

More shine pics plz

>>2439178
the only Shine here is the grease shining on her nose.

As soon as I asked a question about the person about how the images were drawn he/she shut up

NOT REAL SHINE

All that wannabe badass and superiority complex goes OUT THE FUCKIN WINDOW immediately when some man gets on the internet and pretends to be a woman infront of you. You are all fucking pathetic.

>>2440095
Nevermind, she was just busy drawfagging

Shine thread is still better than anything on /b/

>>2440118

Is wanting to rape her badass enough?

>>2440228

No considering its already been proven to be a man. Fuckin homo

>>2439943
Use Trillian

[11:53] salem rottenburg: SHINE
[11:53] salem rottenburg: SHINE IS THAT YOU
[11:53] OrunitiaSister: Yes sir.
[11:53] OrunitiaSister: How may I help you?
[11:53] salem rottenburg: YOU ARE SO BEUTIFUL
[11:53] salem rottenburg: WE MET
[11:53] salem rottenburg: ON
[11:53] salem rottenburg: THE 4CHAN.ORG FORUMS
[11:54] salem rottenburg: SHINE
[11:54] OrunitiaSister: Right, right.
[11:54] OrunitiaSister: Yeah, I think I remember you.
[11:54] salem rottenburg: YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
[11:54] salem rottenburg: YOU ARE A SHINING RAY OF LIGHT INTRUDING INTO MY BEDROOM WINDOW IN THE MORNING, GLISTENING AGAINST MY NAKED SLEEPING BODY
[11:54] salem rottenburg: AND WAKING ME UP
[11:54] salem rottenburg: EXCEPT IT IS SORT OF ANNOYING WHEN I GET WOKEN UP LIKE THAT YOU ARE NOT ANNOYING LIKE THAT
[11:55] salem rottenburg: SHINE DO YOU STUDY ANYTHING SHINE
[11:55] salem rottenburg: YOU SEEM VERY SMART AND BEAUTIFUL SHINE

[12:03] salem rottenburg: I DO NOT KNOW ROBERT ZIMSKY
[12:03] salem rottenburg: I DO KNOW JEFF KOONS THOUGH DO YOU KNOW JEFF KOONS
[12:05] OrunitiaSister: I don't know who he is.
[12:05] OrunitiaSister: explain.
[12:05] salem rottenburg: HE IS SO AMAZING
[12:05] salem rottenburg: HE IS AN ARTIST
[12:06] salem rottenburg: HE IS BEAUTIFUL BUT NOT AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU
[12:06] OrunitiaSister: I see.
[12:06] salem rottenburg: YOU ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL I WOULD LIKE TO HOLD YOU
[12:07] salem rottenburg: SHINE MAY I HOLD YOU PLEASE SHINE
[12:07] OrunitiaSister: Uh. Sure.
[12:07] OrunitiaSister: Tell all your friends that we're dating, if you want.
[12:07] salem rottenburg: I AM SO EXCITED SHINE
[12:08] salem rottenburg: I AM GOING TO PROCLAIM MY JOY ON R9K IS THAT OK WITH YOU SHINE IF I DO THAT SHINE
[12:09] OrunitiaSister: Well, I'd rather you didn't but I can't stop you.
[12:09] OrunitiaSister: Can't stop love, yeah.
[12:09] salem rottenburg: YOU ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL
[12:09] OrunitiaSister: yeah.
[11:56] salem rottenburg: SHINE
[11:56] salem rottenburg: SHINE ARE YOU THERE
[11:56] OrunitiaSister: I am taking Calc and a bunch of Adobe Classes
[11:56] salem rottenburg: THAT IS AMAZING
[11:56] salem rottenburg: I AM TAKING LITERATURE I WRITE POEMS

[11:56] OrunitiaSister: I want to get a job making art programs and smoothing algorythms.
[11:56] OrunitiaSister: You?
[11:57] salem rottenburg: YES DO YOU WANT TO HEAR SOME
[11:57] salem rottenburg: I WROTE SOME POEMS FOR YOU
[11:57] salem rottenburg: HERE IS ONE OF MY POEMS
[11:57] salem rottenburg: I AWOKE IN THE MORNING, LIGHT ON MY NAKED BODY SHINED
[11:58] salem rottenburg: I CLOSED MY WINDOW AND THE LIGHT SHINED THROUGH THE GLASS
[11:58] salem rottenburg: SO I CLOSED, MY BLINDS
[11:58] salem rottenburg: THAT IS ALL I HAVE SO FAR IT IS A WORK IN PROGRESS
[11:59] OrunitiaSister: I like it so far
[11:59] OrunitiaSister: or maybe I'm just being polite.
[11:59] OrunitiaSister: I dunno.
[11:59] salem rottenburg: THANKYOU IT HAS TAKEN ME A WEEK SO FAR OF WRITING
[11:59] OrunitiaSister: well... you know how the old saying goes.
[11:59] OrunitiaSister: With time comes effort and with effort comes skill.
[11:59] salem rottenburg: YOU ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL
[11:59] salem rottenburg: WITH YOUR WORDS
[12:01] salem rottenburg: DO YOU LIKE ART
[12:02] OrunitiaSister: Yes, I like art, but I don't like those that analyize it.
[12:02] OrunitiaSister: does that make sense?
[12:02] salem rottenburg: SORT OF
[12:02] salem rottenburg: I LIKE JEFF KOONS HE IS THE MOST AMAZING ARTIST
[12:02] salem rottenburg: HIS TALENT PRECEEDS ONLY HIS INTELLECT
[12:03] salem rottenburg: DO YOU LIKE JEFF KOONS SHINE
[12:03] OrunitiaSister: I like Robert Zimsky.

>>2440283

SHINE IS NOT A MAN DO NOT SAY THAT EVER
SHINE WHERE DID YOU GO SHINE WHERE ARE YOU

[12:05] OrunitiaSister: explain.
[12:05] salem rottenburg: HE IS SO AMAZING
[12:05] salem rottenburg: HE IS AN ARTIST
[12:06] salem rottenburg: HE IS BEAUTIFUL BUT NOT AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU
[12:06] OrunitiaSister: I see.
[12:06] salem rottenburg: YOU ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL I WOULD LIKE TO HOLD YOU
[12:07] salem rottenburg: SHINE MAY I HOLD YOU PLEASE SHINE
[12:07] OrunitiaSister: Uh. Sure.
[12:07] OrunitiaSister: Tell all your friends that we're dating, if you want.
[12:07] salem rottenburg: I AM SO EXCITED SHINE
[12:08] salem rottenburg: I AM GOING TO PROCLAIM MY JOY ON R9K IS THAT OK WITH YOU SHINE IF I DO THAT SHINE
[12:09] OrunitiaSister: Well, I'd rather you didn't but I can't stop you.
[12:09] OrunitiaSister: Can't stop love, yeah.
[12:09] salem rottenburg: YOU ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL
[12:09] OrunitiaSister: yeah.

I AM SO HAPPY SHINE I GOT TO TALK TO YOU YOU HAVE STOPPED TALKING NOW BUT I AM SO HAPPY T

cancerous thread is cancer
xoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxooxox

>>2440334
Yeah. Shine's like a middle aged drawfag. He said that in the first or second thread he made. Who knows now, though. He could be a trap.

[12:15] salem rottenburg: I POSTED OUR CONVERSATION AS A TOKEN OF APPRECIATION IS THAT OK SHINE
[12:15] OrunitiaSister: I don't mind.
[12:15] salem rottenburg: YOU ARE AMAZING SHINE
[12:16] OrunitiaSister: Thank you. You are amazing too.
[12:16] OrunitiaSister: Or something like that.
[12:16] salem rottenburg: THANKYOU SO MUCH THANKYOU THANKYOU SHINE THAT IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL THING TO SAY I AM SO HAPPY

>>2440373
NO DONT SAY THAT HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT WHY ARE YOU SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT SHINE NO I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT

i Hate to tell you all But i am a man IRL, still wanna fuck?

I'm getting pretty sick of Shine. There's nothing funny or amusing about their work, it's really like the guy at a cocktail party who tries too hard to make conversation and impress others.

>>2440384

YOU ARE NOT SHINE

>>2440382
I don't even know what the hell to say to that... 0/10. The end. Get the fuck out.

>>2440415
YOU ARE A VERY ANGRY PERSON PERHAPS YOU ARE UNHAPPY THAT I AM WITH SHINE IT IS OK THOUGH WE CAN BOTH BE WITH SHINE IF YOU ARE JELOUS YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE

>>2440393
Really? you know you can hide my threads Faggot!

>>2440431
.. I mean, not only is it not funny, it's just shitty drawing. And what I can't understand is, the need for this attention. Instead of improving your artwork, you just mill around here instead. I've seen you on the drawfag chan board and I cannot understand for the life of me why you just don't keep your artwork there instead.

>This thread.
There is no image macro for what I am feeling.

>>2440384


Big nono

>>2440461
BECAUSE I DON'T FUCKING WANT TO! THAT'S WHY THE FUCK NOT!!

>>2439831
You disgust me for being such a massive attention-whoring drawfag.

>>2440505
And so you languish in repetition and stroke your unwarranted large ego, which manifests itself in tedious composition. Nothing is thought out, no heart or soul, only something to make yourself feel better because you're sticking out a little.

Tell me. Have you ever thought of joining a website that has some sort of art competition, like entervoid.com? You might improve yourself there. It would also keep you very busy.

HOLY HELL... you people all freaking IMed me at once....

http://www.talkinator.com/t8r.jsp?b=ShineChat

JUST GO HERE. god damn. group chat.

>>2440554
I DON'T FUCKING NEED TO GET INVOLVED IN A COMPETITION TO IMPROVE MY DRAWING SKILLS AS THEY ARE BETTER THEN ANYONES ON THE INTERNET!!!

>>2440603
Are you sure about that, Shine?

This place is so much fucking worse than /b/

a fucking attentionwhore tripfag, not even a camwhore, gets aim chats full of fanboys. are you fucking shitting me. Pathetic

>>2440617
YES I AM FUCKING SURE!

YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!

>>2440621
FUCK OFF TOPPER, I KNOW IT'S YOU!

>>2440646
I dunno. I'm not convinced. Can you show me something other than a fat girl's face to prove this to me?

Shine offered to suck my dick once.

I declined.

>>2440701
NO YOU FAGGOT!
YOU WILL LIKE WHAT I FUCKING DRAW YOU!!

Shine, draw me a cute smiling face.

>>2440751
Refusing to show diversity in your work. My theories about you are correct. You'll never become anything better than what you are. This is why you come to 4chan; an audience of people who hate you is better than no audience at all.

>>2440681

No Topper is just as big of a faggot as you and he is even lamer. At least he doesn't have a bunch of faggot virgins as his fanboys.

>>2440784
I drew you a smiling bunny.

>>2440784
I AM NOT YOUR FUCKING PERSONAL DRAWFAG!!! YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF!

>>2440834
DRAW THIS RABBIT.
do it faggot.
sorry for the dark picture, shitty camera phone.

New to /rk9/
What the fuck is this shine shit and why is it so funny? Not the actual dude, but the all caps guys, theys is some sryous funny

>>2440847
But you seem to want to win the affection of anonymous so badly. Come on, now. Take it like the whore you are.

>>2440834
^^ ty

Draw me something else cute.

>>2440794
YOUR THEORIES ARE SHIT!
YOU ARE SHIT!
DIE!

>>2440900
protip: that's not the actual shine. even so, shine sucks.

>>2440908
So what I'm led to believe from this, is that we must accept your shitty talent or else you get angry. You don't seem to like criticism very much. It's a good thing you don't want to improve yourself then, you'd never make it as an artist unless you accepted input.

Shine draw something racist you racist cunt

This thread is devoid of funny. Where the funny should be, there is only fail and creepiness.

>>2440927
YOU WANT SOME FUCKING TALENT I WILL SHOW YOU SOME FUCKING TALENT ENJOY SOME MORE FUCKING SUPERNOVA BITCH!
I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON YOUR OWN PRETENTIOUS VOMIT WHILE YOU DRINK YOUR SELF TO SLEEP TO DULL THE PAIN OF BEING ALONE

So is Shine actually a woman?

>>2440996

No, it's a bear. A big ol' bear.

4chan is full of bears pretending to be people.

This entire thread is just.... lol.

>>2440996

No. He originally identified himself as a man and then you fags stroked his cock so much he now pretends to be a woman.

I MAED TIHS FRO YUO

Shine as a character is supposed to be a blond college chick on here teasing everyone. The actual artist is some dyke.

>>2441046
YUO MAEN BLONDE IS HWO YUO SPLEL IT

>>2441038
I just say yes everytime somebody asks me if I am a [*gender*].

Are you a girl? Yes.

Are you a boy? Yes.

Shine I think you will excel greatly with what you want to do in life.
Your artistic abilities only add to your greatness, <3 Yaa

>>2441038

So.... he got his dick stroked so much he morphed into a woman?

....

theres probably 150 different hentai comics with this very theme.

>>2441073
So you have a dick and a vagina?

Glad we cleared that up

>>2440979
I WILL SEE YOU TONIGHT!!!

>>2441087
I wish I wish I had a fish

>>2441123

a fish a fish to make a wish?

I there what you see did

EVIL SHINE VS GOOD SHINE
HEAVEN OR HELL...

This is getting boring fast. Let's draw some tits.

>>2441148

1. cut reeeeeeeeeeag shine pic in half.
2. cut omgrofllolol^_^ shine pic in half.
3. combine reeeeeeeeag half and omgroflololol^_^ half together.
4. ??????
5. rule 63 Harvey twoface aka Shiny twoface.

>>2441095
I HAVE NEITHER YOU FAGGOT I AM OMNIPOTENT!

We like titties, yes we doooooo...

>>2441196
Yeah, yeah. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Shine is overrated.

>>2439178
THAT'S shine?

fuck i hate her even more now

>>2441360

No. lrn2read Retard, Shine is a man.

>>2441236
>>2441157

humbly /r/ing these pics shooped with

>>2440384

>>2441247
I WILL BE WATCHING YOU SLEEP TONIGHT

>>2441478

careful, hon. getting to angery will give you wrinkles.

>>2441491
She's just a dumb bitch that needs to get laid.

>>2441398
YOU LIKE THIS YOU SICK FUCK? HUH, WELL DO YOU?!

>>2441398

WHAT AM I DOING TRYING TO MAKE A TEXTLESS POST????!

>>2441657

yeah, actually.

wanna titty fuck me?

>>2441660

:DDD

mewtblox

I am posting this now too because I am posting this now.