can we post in here yet? anyone else getting timed out? what is going on with /b/?

Well look at this. I go too sleep after warning all of you raidfags not to fall for the raidchans attempt to trick you into raiding anontalk again and look what happens. While you all are away playing hacker raidchan sets loose their macro bots of doom to spam up the fucking place.

Next time faggots, Don't pretend that you are hacker. When you download that shit you are just giving your bandwith up to a botnet to do with it whatever its master wants. Anmely, DDoSing 4chan and shit.

Go back to your failure of a home.

get the hell out of /r9k/ and back to /x/. You are not welcome here.

>>2428895
Fuck you. I'm telling these cunts I told you so. Besides you may get lucky and te faggots may get autobanned for not knowing the rules.

>>2428884
lol. So the stupid ass retards wanting to raid shit actually downloaded that "ddos" program?

/b/ appears to have become engaged in a quarrel with anontalk.com (or rather, it's hitting the fan). AT're spamming the bejeezus out of /b/, while /b/'re DDosing Anontalk and Raidchan and anybody else their chaotic stupidity is turned towards.

Be prepared for 4-5 days of downtime again while moot picks up the pieces of the broken servers.

You have been warned.

is there a good alternative to /r9k/ for when shit hits the fan?

I hope there are no survivors from /b/. Visiting /b/ is almost as much fun as staying at Abu Ghraib.

/r9k/ is a crappier version of /b/ but basically the same thing.

/b/ is dying

first was the .js infection

then the .bat infection

and the few that are left are clicking on that raidchan shit, adding to the spamming thats happening now. They're soon going to get banned like the others.

Halp us /r9k/ :( wat do we do

/b/ will be back, stronger than ever.

>>2428884
Goddam someone should turn this into a novel.

>>2428987
Make yourself taller.

Snowball fights are always such fun.

>>2428987
First was the newfags

Then the rest naturally followed

THE GOGGLES, THEY DID NOTHING!!

And people say that WoW is pointless.

So when shit hits the fan, do we have any viable alternative to this...?

Connection Interrupted.
Connection Interrupted.

Proof that /b/tards are the most fucking stupidest gullible idiots ever, ruining the rest of the site with this shit.

I looked at what you monsters were doing to /v/, and now I am so angry I am unable to breathe. I have not felt an emotion besides sadness this strongly in years. There is a massive trident of hate piercing my lungs. I am going to lay down on my bed and think about strangling all /b/tards until I stop choking.

>>2429083
stop whining. /v/ is our mortal enemy.

Not all /b/ards are fucking stupid...

Me being an oldfag wondering wtf is going on.
Its not even the real /b/ anymore

>>2429123
What has /v/ ever done to anyone? Outside of TF2, they can be rather bad on that.

Here's a reason why you guys who don't give a shit should care. /b/ and /r9k/ are the only boards on img.4chan, so everything they do affects us here. Way to go, fucktards.

So, is there an entry on encyclopedia dramatica about this yet or what?

/b/ is dead. Forever.

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/37696

This is a greasemonkey script that will filter the spam out, but you still can't post because of the timeouts.

antfuck or something. don't care because fuck ED.

How to tell if one is a newfag: raging at /b/.

Yes, /b/'s current userbase ranks along with ebaums' in terms of retardation. Yes, seeing something worthwhile or even moderately funny in /b/ is about as likely as catching a shiny Pidgey. Yes, it's been dying for longer than 2 years. Snacks lost his fame. GETs lost their meaning. Trolls lost their subtlety. New users don't lurk any more - and they aren't even told to.

But it's still fucking /b/.

It's something we all have in common.

/b/ has given us our culture. Our dearest memes and our most glorious memories. We have all been there. /b/ has defined us in a way few things have. I'm not talking about Anonymous; the Anonymous character was itself a joke that got out of hand. I'm talking about /b/, about that place we went to with no fear of letting out our inner devils, of laughing together at everything and everyone. I'm talking about that place where I went to hang out with people who at times had nothing in common with me except for the will to have a good time.

Don't pretend you haven't been there. Don't forget Snacks: he will be brought back. Don't forget the GETs: 100M never happened. Don't forget how to troll, to troll and troll harder: the internet is still a sea of piss. Don't forget to tell those fuckers they should be lurking moar: because they fucking should.

And don't forget /b/. Admit it: it was something special. Don't abandon it.

To all the faggots bitching about our motherboard: shut the fuck up and go back to whatever hipster shithole you originally came from. This isn't your place and you don't belong here. This isn't your business. Just fucking get your coat and leave.

>>2429270
I have been here 2 years and /b/ has been a source of nothing but agony for that entire time. You are trying to defend a corpse. The board you liked is dead. The handful of oldfags who still go there are just tying strings to a dead body, jerking it around and pretending it is alive. All you are doing is making yourself smell terrible.

>>2429270
You can stick to your festering shithole where everyone downloads a ddos program that's actually a fucking trojan to raid some shitty website.

Most people abandoned /b/ a LONG time ago and have moved on to other boards where decent, entertaining discussion can take place.

Just because it might've been special once, doesn't mean you have to hang onto it. That implies you have some kind of hope for it. And if you do, you're the typical ignorant fucktard who's probably involved in this mess.

The people there now are the newcomers who download, and click anything, wanting to be part of ANON LEGION.

And I don't give a fuck what those ignorant retards on /b/ do, as long as it doesn't disrupt the rest of the site, which it's doing now.

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>>2429163
are you fucking kidding me?

them and /x/ are the only boards with enough spunk to ever try to raid /b/

it always fails, but its amusing to say the least.

and yea, /b/ is full of newfags anymore. but if the oldfags didnt puss out and run away when the cancer came to /b/, /b/ would still be as good as it used to /b/.

Everyone is on /x/

>>2429356
I have never heard of either of them doing anything like that, although I have only been on /b/ about 10 times.

survivor here, barely holding on

We should immediately take over /r9k/ as our new stronghold.

picture related, it's all I have left from /b/
Sorry /r9k/ you gaiz are fags anyways.

>>2429270


I agree, but in a different way.

/b/, the board is dead. But /b/ still lives in us. It's the true /b/ spirit that got us to leave /b/ and search elsewhere for our lulz.

Make no mistake, /b/ lives.

>>2429307

I'm not saying you should hang onto it. I'm saying you shouldn't dismiss it and treat it as if you had no part in it. Also, if you're talking about /r9k/ in this

>Most people abandoned /b/ a LONG time ago and have moved on to other boards where decent, entertaining discussion can take place.

it's certain that you're a gigantic faggot.

>>2429373
Good luck with that and enjoy your mute.

>>2429413
I wasn't talking about r9k. I was talking about some of the smaller boards where threads can stay on the first page, although once in a while threads can be entertaining here too as long as it isn't a crybaby relationshit thread.

>>2429356
hint: 4chan used to be fairly small, until all the fucking skiddies came flooding in. Also, posting behavior was different; you only need a few too many retards running loose to spoil the board.