You taking a shit would be good.

>>2428041
Thank you for the request.

Anything else? I really need the practice, obviously.

You piloting a steampunk mecha. Be sure to make it cool.

you pissing all over a dog while it licks the piss, occasionally hitting your vagina with it's magic tongue.

and the dog has the face of a black baby.

WTF just happened?

Draw yourself walking in a forest.
Be really detailed with the background; don't neglect it

>>2428066
fapped

12345

Expose thy bosom or begone, foul wench.

>>2428066
You're totally shitting onto your hair there, miss.

>>2428027
I have reason to believe that you're drawing your character's eye through the hair for the sole purpose of trolling us.

>>2428101

You would be right, do not rage since it is merely satire.

how
how
how i draw de shine
i no teblit

wow, a drawfag on /r9k/.

>>2428072
Lol, I dunno. I just SCRIBBLED RANDOMLY.

I guess it's a little ok. Meh. I think I failed to make it cool.

Me saging your shitty threads would be a great start

oh, how about shooting yourself in the dick, that would work. We all know you have one.

A picture of you playing tennis against a cat.

>>2428101
This isn't hair. It's obviously a galea.

anon fucking the shit out of this stupid bitch

>>2428027
You and me eating ice cream in a park. This is me for reference.

Important details:
- jew nose
- longish hair

>>2428176
draw this fella having his toes sucked by an alien.

why? i don't know. just do it. it's practice!

pooping on a pizza

Draw two people (all the same about gender) kissing.

>>2428139
You do fail at steampunk mecha. It's not something you can do with just scribbles I think.

>>2428139
It's okay, but I guess you didn't see the "steampunk" part.

Hey Shine,
Draw something else than your usual character!

>>2428090
Well, I spent 15 seconds on the drawing of me, and the rest on the forest, so whatever.

>>2428074

waiting on this

i'm suggesting shooting yourself in the dick again

that or attempting to shoot yourself and the bullet getting lodged in your large ammount of blubber IRL

you should draw me saging all your shit as threads, alteternatively, draw yourself becoming an hero

>>2428213
Here's a bunny rabbit. I drew it in 13 seconds.

>>2428236
sorry, meant to say shit ass threads

I already asked you last time to draw me a GF...

Why do oy keep neglecting do existence of a 2D soulmate of me???

>>2428157
THAT FREAKING CAT beats me at everything.

>>2428249

HIGH FIVE SAGE BRO

also sage

draw you drivin unicycle

>>2428291
I love the cat, jus' chillaxin' and playin' wit his tail like he dont even need to be tryin' none.

That cat is a bro.

you will only redeem yourself if you draw porn of yourself

nooooooooow

>>2428312
gotta keep that sage going brometheus

>>2428239
D'aaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Draw you in a car with someone else.

>>2428184
Yes! Practice!

Practice... Practice Practice Practice.

draw a dude being tickle tortured, a la the tickling thread earlier

>>2428236
Here you go. You didn't provide a picture so I just made something up. I hope I was close.

>>2428367
Wha!? I'm a lot more handsome than that!

Damn, should have shaved. It's my exam period beard.

Draw yourself.
Realist style.

>>2428027

Draw you and a black guy doing black guy stuff

Here's a girlfriend for that guy that wanted the girlfriend.

Her name is Alice. She like Yaoi, hangs out on Gaia, makes you register a Gaia account, and despite being the best thing that's ever happened to you, you hate her so you end up being a passive aggressive little shit until she dumps you, and then you bawwwww about her dumping you and how you suspect she was a whoreslut that cheated on you.

Draw something similar to this, except not in a winter setting. Fall, mehbeh?

>>2428391
I think you confused me and you !

>>2428453
No, I have a tablet.

draw me a niglet so i can use it on forums and such <3

draw yourself drawing yourself drawing yourself

Draw a giant black guy in a speedo with 4 arms and like a gun in one hand and a blunt in one and one hand is like cupping his speedo and shit and the last hand is flippin' the bird. Oh and he has a big ass "4" tattoo on his chest and he has a beard and sick ass dreadlocks and he's in front of a fucking pot leaf and he's on a skateboard and shit and it's fucking cool.

>>2428436

....did Shine..actually...just win?

>>2428391


lmao yes I'm certain..Shine won
ib4backlash

>>2428463
Is this what you meant by Niglet? It's what immediately came to mind.

>>2428391
8/10 for the counter sage.
Also, monkey in tree eating a banana/Tarzan double fisting cawk

>>2428461
You're the one using a probably mac and wearing a shitty anime shirt. i'm the one sitting here and saging continuously. Silly you !

>>2428491

i meant a human, but this works

;D

>>2428491
I... I love you. Could you give me your address so I can express my love by raping you senseless?

>>2428497
Forgot my sage, and noticed how incoherant this is. Woops ! Didn't mean to fuck up your shitty thread, sorry!

Draw men jumping rope with their dicks.

>>2428176

Ari you faggot

I see you still look like a 14 year old Uzbekistanian prostitute

>>2428434
>>2428434
>>2428434
>>2428434


wtf DO IT

>>2428239
awesome rabbit shine it has a really children book comic feel to it.

Draw yourself with the rage-face

>>2428513
Jumprope dicks

>>2428214

Are you sure you didnt escape from a Boondocks comic?

Can you draw the word Michael out a few different ways? My girlfriend is getting it across her wrist, and we're looking for ideas. Thanks drawfaggotjew.

Seriously, you guys?

Seeeeeeeeeeeriously.

Come on.

>>2428418
I tried and failed.

I haven't slept in 3 days and I'm not wearing any makeup, by the way. I look like I'm 80 years old. It's awesome.

I don't understand all the Shine hate. I love her. And in some imaginary perfect alternate universe she loves me too and we're going to elope somewhere where we can be alone and undisturbed forever.

With internet access of course. And video games.

>>2428530

stylethief discovered

>>2428547

don't worry, I've got enough hate for everyone!

>>2428548

>Shine
>her
>she

ohohohohohohohoho. got some bad news for you.

>>2428548

thats because you are a virgin. and she gets hate because she is 99% of the time annoying as fuck and her 'classic shine' alias or fan is just as annoying.

Shine?
Sage.

The first requires the second.

once again you jerkoff. you and a black guy doing black guy stuff.

mootykins and you taking it up the ass.

>>2428581

Fuck you you stupid faggot she needs to do the sweet ass skateboarding black guy posted by someone who isnt me, bitch.

>>2428573
I'm not a virgin and I've never seen her been annoying. Plus she really amuses me when she makes you guys rage for no reason. Fun times.

>>2428591
Oh well then you are just retarded, and there is no curing that.

Black person doing black things. Yeah.

:D

>>2428027

Still /r/ing pictures of the drawfag.

>>2428591
yeh wtf

Bitch got herself some talent. trolls got nothing but empty time in their lives.

tick tock bitches.

REQUEST!!!1 Pic of one fo these hating bitches trolling chans while sands of their lives expire little by little......

HIC THREAD EST CLADES, QUOD SHINE NON MULIER. SHINE VIR.

ECCE! SHINE NON CALIDUS EST, QUOD SHINE EST CAUDEX.

also sage

i just burned you in fucking latin

TAKE THAT BITCH

>>2428547

wow you're horrible at drawing. stop being an attention whoring generic anime styled (and failing at that even) drawfaggot and learn how to actually draw.

>>2428636
He wishes he had cock. Just leave the thread alone, Shine isn't really worth any attention, even negative.

>>2428627
I wouldn't go as far to say that she has talent, but she makes me laugh. That's much more than any woman can do to me.

Draw yourself a haircut.

>>2428651
I'm fucking TRYING, ok?!

>>2428656
Thank you for sacrificing your own morals to help other people follow your path of righteousness. You truly are an inspiration to us all. You come in here, not ignoring the thread, to tell other people to ignore the thread. I wish we all could be as selfless as you.

>>2428680
I have a request.

Stop posting immediately.

Or draw it firing an imaginary rifle.

Draw yourself with a pwnsome laser rifle. Plz?

Whatever guys. I like Shine. It's all that matters. <3

>>2428680
You are fucking failing. Fuck you Shine, fuck everything and everyone you care about. You are the best possible argument for retroactive abortion.

Draw yourself making out with your evil twin!

>>2428680

Shine, you try too hard.

>>2428666
I kinda trimmed the front and pinned it sideways... does this look ok?

>>2428680

Draw yourself as one of the Boondocks kids

image for referance

>>2428621

I lol'd, but fuck you bitch.

here's one for you draw-anon.

Perspective beatdown shot from the POV of the individual on the ground. pay particular attention as to how you scale size as you go from wide at the bottom to tall and somewhat distanced as you go towards the top of the picture. distended in a way.

Imagine how I am and draw me just based on my description.

I'm tall, like 1'85-1'90 meters. I'm thin, but not so much. Black hair, like 4-5 cm long. Black eyes, pronounced nose (inb4 jew). Big eyebrows, small mouth. Long fingers (oh well I'm trying to give as much detail as I can).

Go go go.

Tomorrow is my birthday, draw me something. :D

Shine is officially a celebrity around here from now on..

Why you ask... because she's got some fans and some anon who don't really like her... Hey, it's the price for being fab, so don't bother with them. Draw for the anon who likes you

>>2428714
It is acceptable, for now. However, your goal should be to stop looking like a hippie and a communist. It is not good for your eternal soul.

>>2428688

Goddamn drawfags

draw yourself as a cru thug curb stomping a bitch

>>2428715
The white man is what is wrong with everything in this world...

But black people are really really stupid.

Black people are stupid because the white man doesn't educate them enough!

Black people are like children with guns. It is white people's fault for everything because they don't nurture black people enough.

>>2428741

Oh, and I am wearing jeans and a t-shirt. I'll let you draw whatever you want on it, it has no drawings or shit on it.

>>2428741

You sound like you look fucking hilarious. As soon as I got a mental image off of your description I couldn't help imagining you stuffed inside of a locker while you cry and piss/shit all over your khaki shorts. Faggot.

>>2428744

This is exactly why this place is worse than /b/

fucking white knight baw faggots like you.

>>2428741
Ditto on me

I'm tall, about 6' 5", short brown hair, bright blue eyes, kinda chubby, Big eyebrows, big mouth, big hands. huge feet.

as far as clothes, basically black cargo pants, a black shirt with some shitty slogan or symbol on it, and boots.

Draw your hand. It looks like you need practice drawing hands.

>>2428686
Request refilled.

See you all later.

>>2428547
Wait, you are left-handed?

God, you post your shit here with absolutely no effort and wonder why your drawings absolutely suck ass. It's apparent you just want attention and don't give a damn about improving your horrid scribbles.

"Practice" my ass, how about opening a fucking book and learning something about anatomy, or spending more than 30 seconds on a drawing?

>>2428783
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

GET BACK HERE AND DRAW ME

>>2428750

You will die alone and deep down you know it

>>2428798
OP said she wanted practice drawing "EVEN FASTER" though.