And you just put your hand in the gel bottle without looking at it or smelling it first?

No sage because it does nothing, but goddamn I'm having a hard time believing you.

>>2427811
Why would you expect SHIT to be in a bottle of hair gel? What the hell? I feel really bad for OP but seriously you shouldn't just try hair gel IN THE STORE like that.

Thats what you get man.

You're as bad as the jews in the supermarket who eat the produce in the store before they buy it

>>2427811
seriously...

and did the dude somehow shit in a bottle.. and then bring it to the store.. and put the wrapping back on.. and you just poured it into your hand?

0/10

This should be a lesson to all of you faggots depressed about your girlfriend or whatever. At least you didn't get SHIT in your hair today.

>>2427849
There isn't wrapping on hair gel. Have you never purchased your own? A lot of it is just in a tube.

Cool story, but seriously you would of seen shit come out on your hands or you would of seen the color of the shit inside the bottle, 7/10 for effort.

>>2427824

I mean how big of an opening on the bottle are we talking here? Big enough for your fingers to get in obviously, but you still don't notice that you've put your fingers in poop before you've pulled it out and run it through your hair?

Anyway you don't put stuff in your hair without looking at it first-- that's a big step from basic inspection like LOOKING and SMELLING.

>>2427866
Well he said he was looking around while doing it to make sure no one saw. I don't see why this isn't a perfectly believable story. Why would someone lie about this anyways? It's not really a troll or anything.

>>2427891
As someone guilty of hair gel testing I can confirm that I am usually casually trying to put it on without bothering to look or smell it. Now I'm fucking afraid for my life.

>>2427891
>>2427914

>It's not really a troll or anything.

OH U!

>>2427933
i don't see how saying you had a bad day would be a form of trolling?

okay what the fuck is wrong with you? who the fuck TESTS hair gel in the STORE? what is the purpose even?

LOL WHAT THE FUCK GO TO:
>>2427950
AHAHAHA

Most hair styling products don't come with a protective seal.

But also, post hair styling products have the look and texture of cum, so there is no reason you shouldn't have known something was wrong unless you're blind and have a stuffy nose.

I'm just going to assume 80% of the above posts and 100% of any posts after this are only OP.

Goodbye, poor troll.

fuck I lolled since I read the other thread...

>>2427790

Do you go to this walmart often, if so, it was a trap for people like you.

>>2428048
Yeah I go pretty often. What makes you say that? Is this something people commonly do or something? I couldn't ever imagine someone actually going through the effort to fill a bottle with shit just to get at me.

Oh wow it just got so much more ridiculous and funny. This is great:
>>2428023

This thread wouldn't have been as depressing to me if I didn't think it could actually happen. People suck.

Holy shit I am loling so hard right now I just saw all the other threads.

I hate this kind of threads because I like to believe that all the stories in /r9k/ are real. This breaks the illusion.

>>2428238
Here's a tip for 4chan: always pretend that the threads are real. It makes it a lot funnier; that's how you should read all copypasta.

For those who aren't following:
>>2427950
>>2428023
>>2428124
>>2428178
>>2428286

>>2428334
what about the girlfriend one?

>>2428351
What is that one? I haven't seen it. Link it here please. This is really making me laugh a lot.

>>2428371
It can be found here >>2428202

The thread that started it all. You should really think about what you did to the bottle and the shit too you jerk. The world doesn't revolve around you.

These threads teach us the lesson that everybody has feelings. ;_;

That was me, or someone like me.

OP is the stupidest being in this story. Obviously you shouldn't put hair gel in your hair when you're actually AT a store.

These threads have officially made r9k my favorite board. Here I witness true history of the chans

>>2428545
It's a hell of a lot better than what's normally on this board and parodies the dumb threads usually on here.

For those of you who don't get this thread there a series of other threads that are related see here:
>>2427950
>>2428023
>>2428124
>>2428178
>>2428286

owow, awsome. i see what you did there:P

>>2428634
These become progressively funnier as they move on and get dumber.

I think there needs to be a finale. Don't let this get ruined

>>2428502
As opposed to buying it, then realizing that you just spent your money on a tube of shit?

thats what you get for stealing

if you had purchased the product first complete with a receipt, you would be able to sue walmart and get a hefty lump sum of payment by now