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    90 KB Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:33:00 No.2423209  
    >Realized I'm essentially married to my mom.
    >She is a single mom and a hopeless high school dropout that had me at 14.
    >Despite this she is a very sweet but airheaded woman.
    >Mom worked multiple jobs to support me.
    >I managed to finish college and get a good career going.
    >Mom gets laid off from both her jobs.
    >Is going to homeless since she never saved any money or had a backup plan.
    >Couldn't let my own mom be homeless, tell her to come live with me.
    >Mom has been living with me for about 8 months.
    >I support her completely.
    >She cooks for me, cleans for me, does all my chores.
    >Does whatever I want and is very kissy and huggy with me.
    >Mom is affectionate but clingy woman stuck in her teens.
    >Doesn't like when I leave her alone and wants me to always be with her.
    >Gets mad at me and shit when I don't pay attention to her.
    >Have a hard time making time for my friends or anything.
    >Mom and I go shopping together.
    >Makes me buy her cute clothes and shit, asks me what I would like her to wear.
    >Been completely supporting my mom since she moved in.
    >Realized she's pretty much my wife.
    >Kind of want her to leave already.
    >Mom is pretty lazy about finding a new job and leaving now that I take care of her.
    >Don't know what to do.

    I can't just kick her out, can I? She's my mommy...and I love her. But I have no time for myself and it gets frustrating, I moved out to be away from this. I felt like my hand was forced and now I don't know how to fix it. How I into getting her to go?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:34:46 No.2423215
    Make her get a job then help her find a new place to move into.
    This is going to be the only serious post in the thread, get ready for floods of 'just fuck her already.'
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:37:37 No.2423230
    >>2423209

    Try voicing your concerns to her.

    But, yeah, get ready for a lot of clamoring for incest.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:38:56 No.2423233
    Are you seriously contemplating how to kick out your own mom? You're a terrible son.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:40:41 No.2423246
    how old are you OP? male/female?

    also, just fuck her already
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:45:30 No.2423267
    I never understood haruhi's hair... how does it overlap the headband, and yet seem to be exactly the same level as the hair around it? Weirds me out something fierce.

    Also, just fuck her already.

    But seriously, if it's become that much of a problem, literally bring it up with her, how you feel that is. Tell her you feel like she's trying to be a clingy gf or something. Not only will this provide me luls for a month, it'll also get her gone super quick.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:46:14 No.2423274
    >>2423215
    >>2423230
    How exactly do I make her get a job? I've told her I wanted her to find a new job for months and she says okay...then she doesn't.

    >>2423233
    >Are you seriously contemplating how to kick out your own mom?
    Yes.

    >>2423246
    Male, 26.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:46:26 No.2423275
    FUCK

    JUST

    READY

    HER

    seriously, is she attractive?
    She sounds attractive to me.
    >> eeyore !!9lZaZkipt0u 05/12/12(Sat)08:47:17 No.2423277
    >>2423233
    Go to bed, OP's mom.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:47:42 No.2423279
    We're going to need a picture of your mother before this thread can go any further
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:49:20 No.2423290
    Listen,

    Listen.

    I've had the same problem, thankfully I've got a lot of smart friends who help me out in bad situations, like my boy Heavy D. D's always the best at advice so I gave him a skype when I saw this thread, he told me to tell you to tell her to give her the dick.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:49:27 No.2423292
    >>2423233
    How is he a terrible son? OP is pretty much her sugar daddy husband and she has none of the obligations that a wife has, AKA sex.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:49:40 No.2423295
    Help her get a job.
    Go with ehr to job centres, drop resumes with her, look on the internet with her till she finds something.
    After 2-3 months of having a job ask her to move out.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:50:16 No.2423297
    dude, just give your mum a good dicking already, cuz it's quite obvious she wants you to smash her cunt. it's not really that gross, since you've been there once before. just remember, there's no place like home.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:50:33 No.2423299
    >>2423215
    This.

    This is obvious, but you need to figure out which means more to you; supporting your loving mother, or having time for yourself and giving yourself space to live.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:50:57 No.2423303
    >>2423274
    >How exactly do I make her get a job? I've told her I wanted her to find a new job for months and she says okay...then she doesn't.

    Sit her down and help her write up a resume. Help her submit it to several employers. Get applications while you're out and about, and have her fill them out.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:51:31 No.2423309
    >>2423209

    start doing all the chores yourself. make her feel that she is not needed. she obviously has some emotional development issues.

    some therapy would be good.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:52:41 No.2423314
    thank fuck I'll never deal with that, I'm way too cold and harsh for my mum to live with me. She even said she loved the first born to my face.

    feels good being the youngest.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:53:13 No.2423320
    How about you don't throw your mom into the streets just because you don't have time to masturbate? This is the woman that gave birth to you, you OWE her to take care of her.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:54:52 No.2423329
    >>2423320

    He's not throwing her out on the street, he's trying to figure out how to get her to get a job and move out.

    You know, that thing that your mom bitches at YOU about every night when you go get your plate of dinner, and retreat back to your room?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:56:12 No.2423340
    >>2423320
    >OP doesn't asked to be brought into this world
    >He suddenly owes his mother for it
    lol no
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:58:03 No.2423348
    >>2423297
    lol'd oh you anon,
    blovckxex
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:58:28 No.2423350
    This would make an absolutely perfect sitcom.
    Complete with edgy incestuous themes, OP and his mother find themselves in wacky mishaps as he tries to land her a job.
    Eddie Murphy as OP and
    Eddie Murphy as OP's mother
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:59:14 No.2423356
    >>2423329
    >implying I live with my mom
    He just wants to get rid of her and be free of obligation. You're all disgusting "men". No man would try to get rid of his mom in her time of need, he would suck it up and support her forever.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:59:59 No.2423360
    >>2423350
    >>2423350
    This needs to happen.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:03:48 No.2423379
    Your mum is gonna be pissed. Really really pissed. She spent her entire life supporting you and now you're gonna kick her to the curb?

    There are 3 options:
    >Kick your mum out
    >Let your mum stay
    >The Middle Ground

    Obviously, the middle ground is most desirable, but it is by no means easy. You need to kick her out, but continue to provide some degree of financial support to keep her on her feet. This is pretty tough, you have to take some of the financial pain without actually getting any of the benefits. But this way, your mum doesn't end up hating you because you are trying to help her get back on her feet.

    If your mum is your wife, consider this a divorce with you paying some alimony.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:04:08 No.2423382
    >>2423303
    She already has a resume and I need to her to actually look for jobs herself. I have told her about potential jobs but she doesn't do anything about it. Even if I somehow arrange for her to get a job interview, she probably won't do it. I feel like I'm stuck.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:05:58 No.2423397
    >>2423267
    > I never understood haruhi's hair... how does it overlap the headband, and yet seem to be exactly the same level as the hair around it? Weirds me out something fierce.

    It's because it's the case. When I put my headband like that, it's on the same level. Your hairs will lose a lot of their volume when attached, unattached hairs can go over the headband and will fall like that thanks to gravity.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:06:27 No.2423402
    I don't see the problem with this. Just talk about your mom to give you a little space to do what you want. I would kill for a mom like that. Is it because she takes up resources but doesn't sleep with you OP? I hope you're not that evil.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:07:00 No.2423405
    Adopt an adorable kid and let her enter housewife mode.
    No harm in being the breadwinner.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:10:25 No.2423429
    Ask your mom for sex, im sure she would oblige
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:12:52 No.2423443
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    All those single moms neckbeards think are going to be waiting for them when they become rich?

    >their disappointment will be endless
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:14:13 No.2423449
    sounds like some anime plot to me.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:15:48 No.2423457
    You could marry your mom for real. Then have sex with her daily.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:17:54 No.2423466
    >>2423356
    Don't start with this "true men" bullshit. Fuck off
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:21:47 No.2423481
    >>2423356
    Choice time:
    >mom is a crackwhore who keeps stealing money from her son and selling his shit to support her crack habit
    >he throws her out

    You have 1 choice!

    Good luck!
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:22:18 No.2423486
    >14
    haha, what? are you mexican?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:29:04 No.2423525
    >>2423466
    Are you upset because you arent a man but a selfish bitch?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:30:40 No.2423533
    >She's my mommy...and I love her

    Well you obviously don't love her very much if you're not prepared to let her live with you long term, especially in a tight spot like this. You can't toss around words like "love" casually.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:32:44 No.2423544
    That greentext and the combination of Haruhi gave me a weird boner.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:34:39 No.2423554
    >>2423382
    Get her an interview and drive her to it.
    You have to push her if you ever want her to get off her ass.
    Just try it OP i'm sure shell get the message and with a little help shell be out of your house.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:36:02 No.2423562
    If she paid you back in sex you wouldn't have any doubts about letting her stay. She sounds like a good waifu.

    Seriously OP.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:36:24 No.2423564
    >>2423544
    This. I was going to post exactly this before you beat me to it.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:38:55 No.2423580
    >>2423533
    OP has been pampering her and supporting her for almost a year. He shouldnt have to do that for his own mother. He cleary loves her but its not his job to her husband.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:40:28 No.2423590
    Pics?

    bloxxxxx
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:41:25 No.2423597
    Hey OP I had the exact same situation with my sister. It took me about 8 months to get to to go out and find her own place, but it all started with sitting her down and telling her why it had become awkward to live with her under those conditions. At first she was offended, but came to understand and eventually moved out. You just need to dive in and tell her what's wrong. Be direct, but also helpful and understanding.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:42:52 No.2423602
    >rejected by the person she thought was her only friend in the world, because he finds her a bit of a bother.

    Sure does suck to be OP's mom.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:43:52 No.2423605
    >>2423580
    Thats where youre wrong. In the event that the father is not around it is the job of his son to take over as the man and take care of his mother. Its his duty as a man and a son.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:48:26 No.2423618
    Dude, really?
    You say she stamrolled through life to support and raise you, and you seem decently raised. How could you consider even kicking her out?

    Lay down ground rules, let her know that you love her, but you can't cater to her every whim. You have your own life.
    Also, make a planned dinner list every week. Make her cook exactly what you want to eat every single night. You'd be surprised how much more tolerable she'll seem.
    >> anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:52:36 No.2423640
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    >>2423605
    That's where you're wrong.
    Where do you get that idea?
    Duty to whom?
    Free yourself from the spooks.
    pic very related.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:53:14 No.2423644
    >>2423605
    No it is not. Its not his job to fix his father's failings.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:56:58 No.2423667
    >implying OP owes anything to a woman who was dumb enough to be a single mom at 14
    She should be happy her son was willing to take care of her for this long. She needs to move on and be an adult
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:57:31 No.2423670
    If you don't want her OP, I'd be happy to take her off your hands for the same deal.
    >> TheManthat'sgoingtosave/r9k/ !6UEJSkGVOk 05/12/12(Sat)10:00:54 No.2423689
    If I were you and if you are financially capable I would buy her her own apartment and put a few ammenities in it

    tell her you love her but can't be living with your own mom but will support her in the apartment until she finds work

    "does she have a retirement plan?"
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:10:05 No.2423727
    Why don't you find her a gentleman?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:13:19 No.2423750
    >>2423379
    I think it delivers the wrong message to my mom if I do the middle ground. It's pretty much telling her "I want you away from me so bad that I'm willing to pay extra money to keep you in a different place". I don't want her to think that...she'd be devastated. At least my mom understands with what I'm doing now isn't like that.

    >>2423554
    I'll try....

    >>2423562
    Well if she had sex with me then she would actually be my wife so...

    Also it's not that I can't stand her, far from it. I'm a momma's boy, I love being with her. I love my mom, I don't really have a problem with supporting her. But you know, she's an adult, I'm an adult, I pretty much dedicate all my time to her. I'm like literally her husband but without the dirty parts.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:15:03 No.2423762
    You know 14 years is really not that much age difference. At 26 no one would look down on your for being with a 40 year old woman.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:20:35 No.2423797
    I don't think anybody would judge you for procreating with your dear mother.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:21:02 No.2423800
    >>2423350
    And Eddie Murphy as /r9k/, the wacky best and only friend of OP
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:23:59 No.2423820
    fuck her


    you can make this fantasy happen
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:28:14 No.2423843
    >>2423350
    I actually makes sense. It'll be shit, like 2 1/2 men meets family ties or some shit, but surely some luls will be had. Some unknown white actor playing OP, with alyson hannigan playing the mother. Eddie Murphy plays the token black boss at OP's work, who dies in the second episode.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:28:41 No.2423846
    >She's my mommy

    Grow some fucking balls you unich fuck. Only fucking 2 year olds say mommy. You testosterone deprived bitch. Tell your Mom to find a fucking job and get her own place. Not as bluntly as I said it though.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:29:12 No.2423851
    I legitimately want you to fuck your mom. She sounds cute and love wincest stories.


    Even though I'm repulsed by the idea of incest ever happening to me.
    Lol jokes I've fapped to my older cousin
    But any mom incest would be fucking gross.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:33:11 No.2423872
    >>2423846
    >anon in charge of not projecting like a 1950s grainy drive-in
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:33:44 No.2423876
    >>2423846
    >not loving his mommy
    >not calling her mommy
    look at this tough guy.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:34:29 No.2423882
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    >>2423843
    >alyson hannigan playing the mother

    jesus fucking christ
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:35:08 No.2423887
    Has she finished high school yet? If she has, get her into college OP. That way, she's away, does something useful, has fun, and can get her life back together.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:43:29 No.2423939
    >>2423846
    I call my mom, mommy. I'm not insecure and not afraid to show my mom love though.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:45:52 No.2423949
    Something really does need to be done about all the anons with incest fetishes we have here. Maybe the developers should consider an incest board, /inc/
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:48:11 No.2423960
    Jesus chirst OP just hurry up and impregnate her.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:50:09 No.2423973
    >>2423949
    Or we could just continue talking about incest in whatever thread we want

    Yeah I like my way better
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:51:09 No.2423978
    >>2423949
    I wonder how many "I raped my dad on a boat" stories we'd get.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:54:52 No.2424009
    >>2423209
    Your mom sounds so adorable. HAVE SEX WITH HER YOU SHIT.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:58:24 No.2424032
    OP, you need to talk to your mother about arrangements. I should not have to say that to you.

    These are the points you should make:

    1. Some people like living at home with their family and mothers. Especially in Italy. But you don't. You are a grown man and you live on your own. This is not Italy. You are not Italian.

    2. You cannot provide for her long term. You are not her husband. You are her son. Because of this you will only provide her with the minimum she needs to sustain a normal life. Otherwise she would be a drain on your finances and constrict your potential success in life.

    3. You will need her to get back on her feet. That means that she will need income. Which means she will need to work. Since she needs a job, she will need to apply for jobs.

    4. You need to help her make a plan for this transition. She will have to agree to your points. She will have to agree to a maximum of 2 months deadline for getting a job. Any job. After he first paycheck arrives, she will need to search for a new flat within her means.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:58:48 No.2424033
    >>2423978
    haha please make a serious thread on this, the amount of lulz that it would generate will be truly orgasmic.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:59:43 No.2424044
    >>2424033
    You weren't here a few days ago, were you?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:00:01 No.2424047
    >implying OP is going to respond
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:02:26 No.2424065
    So if your mom started having sex with you then it would all be okay? Oh dear.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:03:51 No.2424076
    I really, really want OP to fuck his mom. And I want to be OP.

    And I want OP's mom to look like what I imagine she looks like. She'd be cute and bubbly and with nice boobies.


    Lol wtf
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:05:45 No.2424091
    >>2424044
    no I wasn't, I am guessing this has already been done. Please sir direct me!!! I need some lulz
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:10:15 No.2424125
    >>2424091
    If you want a laugh out of this thread I've got some bad news for you, son.

    http://chanarchive.org/4chan/r9k/45134/cool-mom-overly-permissive-parents-stories
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:14:00 No.2424152
    >>2423209
    Either fuck her or kick her out. You could SERIOUSLY have the same thing but with a girl who will fuck you. I mean srsly, there are desperate actual homeless average looking girls who would love to live with you.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:16:35 No.2424172
    >>2424125
    Report back when you're doing reading the thread.
    Post results.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:18:37 No.2424188
    >>2424152
    >desperate actual homeless average looking girls
    Where can I find these homeless average girls?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:21:53 No.2424216
    Am I just imagining this or does OP sound like he wants to have sex with her?

    Post a pic already, OP!
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:22:12 No.2424218
    >>2424152
    >desperate actual homeless average looking girls
    where man
    where
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:28:19 No.2424265
    >>2424188
    >>2424218
    In your dreams /r9k/, in your dreams.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:30:01 No.2424275
    >>2424265
    >start dreaming about cute homeless girl
    >after a long while work up the nerve to talk to her
    >she turns me down
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:32:37 No.2424299
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    >>2424218
    Please master, it's cold out here.
    I'll do anything for you if you let me snuggle up into your bed...
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:33:51 No.2424310
    >>2423209
    Try to get more physical with her. When she hugs you I suggest you touch her butt, then you can touch her tits. Do it! Tell her that she looks really hot.

    Just go with it and see what happens! It could lead to the hottest sex imaginable.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:35:52 No.2424331
    Talk with her. Tell her you want to get married or find a GF ( she will understand probably , the whole family thing ) . Tell it even if its a lie
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:38:30 No.2424355
    Post a pic of her. Hide her face if you wish.

    She sounds hot.

    Id probs like to fuck her.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:41:21 No.2424377
    >not raping your mom in the shower
    OP confirmed for gay
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:48:33 No.2424437
    You can tell her to grow up even though you can't kick her out, though you can help her move out.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:49:14 No.2424443
    FUCK your mom man. You just hit the lotto my friend. Put a paper bag over her head. Sentiments come from faces.

    PLOW THAT BITCH LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW. AND FIND A NEW GF.

    BUT STILL SUPPORT YOUR MOM.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:53:21 No.2424486
    OP, the heard has spoken, head thy call and post a pic of your mum. I need new material to fap to.
    >> Cirn⑨ !Cirno9yaWU 05/12/12(Sat)11:54:19 No.2424495
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    You know what to do, OP, you're just looking for confirmation that it's the right thing.

    It is.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:56:52 No.2424520
    Look at it this way OP, you've basically got an extremely good wife, none of the bullshit that comes with marriage, and exactly the same amount of sex you'd get married.

    Get her a job, don't throw her out. Working will help her on a level higher than monetary gain, she sounds pretty damn lonely to be honest. She needs to socialize.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)12:00:35 No.2424561
    >>2424520
    >exactly the same amount of sex you'd get married
    Lmao...its funny cause its true
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)12:02:04 No.2424576
    >>2424561
    implying OP is an incest cunt.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)12:05:07 No.2424605
    Bro just talk to her about giving you a little headroom to your own thing. Don't kick her out.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)12:07:03 No.2424622
    For the guys telling OP to fuck her: it doesn't work like that when it's your mom.

    I feel zero attraction to my mom and she's supposedly very attractive. All my friends who have seen her say she's very good looking, some people who have seem us together have mistaken us for siblings and I've seen guys my age checking her out. Yet I just can't see her that way.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)12:08:06 No.2424636
    >>2424622
    Stick it in her pooper, that's the only way to find out for sure you're not attracted to her.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)12:08:47 No.2424641
    >>2424622
    >it doesn't work like that when it's your mom.
    We all have moms, faggot. It doesn't need to explained to us.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)12:10:14 No.2424653
    >>2424641
    Not all of us you inconsiderate faggot.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)12:16:25 No.2424700
    >>2424653
    SUCK MY DICK LIL NIGGA FAGGOT
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)12:24:25 No.2424756
    Sounds like her misfortunes made your mom very insecure. You should talk it over with her, try to get her to open up and alleviate her concerns about moving out. Tell her you'll be there to support her but you do need to push a little or she'll become a perma-neet (a.k.a. housewife).
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)12:29:04 No.2424794
    >>2423209
    You aren't terminator anon, are you?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)12:36:58 No.2424857
    >Take your mom sailing,
    >"accidently" brake the boat
    >rape your mother with a rusty spork
    >???
    >profit
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)12:46:00 No.2424944
    Introduce another woman into the situation.

    If it comes to it, you support your mother by paying her rent for an apartment.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)13:35:45 No.2425340
    >>2424857
    lol xd so randumb

    >>>/b/
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)13:45:34 No.2425416
    tell her your going back to university to study for a PHD, and that you will need to live on campus. Tell her that she can continue living in your apartment, so she will be alone and gain her independence.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)13:46:00 No.2425418
    Make some jokey comments about how she's pretty much your wife and shit like that and be a little flirty with her (keep it mostly in a humourous tone though). Either she'll realise the situation's kind of weird and be more motivated to move out or she will eventually fuck you.

    It's win-win, baby.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)13:46:38 No.2425425
    >>2423209
    Are you the same anime-bro who created a similar thread yesterday about wanting to fuck your mother or something?

    I remember the picture.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)18:17:02 No.2427833
    >>2425418
    Do this, you can't lose
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)20:47:19 No.2429236
    Why is incest so popular on /r9k/? What is the appeal?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)21:01:22 No.2429352
    >>2429236
    Because it's hot as fuuuuuuuuuck
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)21:04:22 No.2429376
    lol

    Welcome to marriage, OP. It'll be pretty much the same with every other woman. You probably want to stay single forever now. If so... Smart man.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)21:07:14 No.2429400
    >>2429352
    incest is gross as fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
    >> Sorka !u.sDYKEStQ 05/12/12(Sat)21:07:24 No.2429402
    Scrolled through the entire thread, not a single photo of OP's mother.

    I am utterly disappointed.
    >> Ahkitan !!XBEdsvdWjS6 05/12/12(Sat)21:08:59 No.2429415
    >>2423209

    >Kind of want her to leave already.

    You ass, after giving you life you want her gone?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)21:13:06 No.2429456
    please tell me she is good looking and you want to fuck her
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)21:14:22 No.2429469
    >is a woman
    >had a child when she was 14
    >be surprised when she can't support herself and lets the nearest man look after and pay for
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)21:16:25 No.2429488
    dont do it you fool, lest you become your own grandfather!
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)21:23:37 No.2429556
    >>2423209

    op, you're just sexually frustrated because your mom tries to be a huge deal and sucks up all of your life.

    well, goto a massage parlor then. have at it, boy.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)21:31:10 No.2429614
    >>2429469
    >being a woman hater
    >2012
    misogyny general
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)21:32:19 No.2429625
    >She cooks for me, cleans for me, does all my chores.
    >Does whatever I want and is very kissy and huggy with me.
    >Doesn't like when I leave her alone and wants me to always be with her.
    >Gets mad at me and shit when I don't pay attention to her.
    >Makes me buy her cute clothes and shit, asks me what I would like her to wear.
    If the above lines were read without you adding the fact that it's your mother, then it would just seem like you have a regular girlfriend.

    Slightly better because.

    >doing chores
    >"modern women"
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)21:34:22 No.2429647
    >>2423274
    So she's 40? She's still in her prime. Fuck her.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)21:38:54 No.2429689
    If OP has a baby with her and marries her...does that make him his own father?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)21:41:54 No.2429719
    >>2429689
    no, but it does mean he's the father of his brother/sister
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)21:42:40 No.2429726
    Just give her The dick already.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)21:45:02 No.2429758
    Get her going out on relationships. She has still some time left in her. Make her exercise like crazy, and fill out applications, and wolla! She is ready for sale.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)21:46:04 No.2429766
    OP WHERE ARE YOU


    WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

    HWER2RWFE
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)21:46:53 No.2429780
    A MOTHER THAT ISN'T MATURE ENOUGH TO SUPPORT HER CHILDREN FINANCIALLY AND EMOTIONALLY IS NOT A MOTHER

    SHE IS A LEECH KICK HER TO THE CURB SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO HELP YOU INTO LIFE NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)21:48:55 No.2429802
    >>2429780
    >A MOTHER THAT ISN'T MATURE ENOUGH TO SUPPORT HER CHILDREN FINANCIALLY AND EMOTIONALLY IS NOT A MOTHER
    OP is a grown man, her job was done ages ago. It's his turn to return the favor.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)21:54:55 No.2429870
    Find your mom a husbando...or be her husbando yourself. I don't know if it's legal to marry your mom though.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)21:59:24 No.2429915
    >>2429802
    >It's his turn to return the favor

    Wrong

    As feminists have said for years, "No one is entitled to anything."

    He doesn't owe her shit.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)22:00:30 No.2429926
    >She cooks for me, cleans for me, does all my chores.
    aww thats nice
    >Does whatever I want and is very kissy and huggy with me.
    cute not pedo
    >Doesn't like when I leave her alone and wants me to always be with her.
    typical female behavior
    >Gets mad at me and shit when I don't pay attention to her.
    see above
    >Makes me buy her cute clothes and shit, asks me what I would like her to wear.
    she wants to fuck
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)22:01:46 No.2429934
    >asks me what I would like her to wear

    Get the fuck out of there as fast as you can
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)22:02:29 No.2429940
    >>2429934
    >Get the fuck in there as fast as you can

    FTFY
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)22:04:02 No.2429950
    >>2429915
    Fuck feminists. OP owes his mother everything, the least he can do is take care of her.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)22:07:17 No.2429978
    >>2429950
    >OP owes his mother everything

    No, he doesn't

    If you want to provide reasons WHY he should other than "Because" please do so
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)22:07:21 No.2429979
    >keep imagining Op's mom as a cute 4'11 Mexican MILF

    STOP BRAIN, STOP. ALL THE BLOOD IS RUSHING TO MY PENIS
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)22:08:11 No.2429986
    >>2429950

    He wants to, but at the same time he wants personal room for his interests, not just hers. Problem is that it sounds like she is eating all of his time and thats the way she wants to keep it.

    It's not about "taking care" of anyone.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)22:15:26 No.2430061
    >>2429978
    Well one, he wouldn't exist without her. Two because she had no obligation to take care of him either but she did it anyway. Also it sounds like she's a good person to him in general. The least he could do is take care of the woman that care of him. You can keep deflecting but it doesn't change that.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)22:19:47 No.2430119
    >>2429979
    >AY PAPI

    aypapibloxxafwefewf
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)22:31:00 No.2430232
    >>2430119
    my fetish


    stopthisbullshitmutingpleasebloxxx
    >> Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)00:02:06 No.2431253
    Sounds like your mom sees you as her husband but not consciously. Your mom was the one that had to work and do all the man stuff but now she's living at YOUR house and you're pretty much taking full care of her and she's been put in the housewife role. She's probably loving being taken care of, can you blame her? I wouldn't be so quick to dump your mom. Take care of her for a few years, pamper her and treat her well. Show her what it's like to be taken care of by a man and that she doesn't have to be this independent miserable bitch.
    >> Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)00:10:03 No.2431370
    HAVE KINKY SEX WITH YOUR MOM FAG
    >> Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)00:14:31 No.2431410
    Start giving her the cold shoulder and buy her a subscription to a dating site. She can go through a string of abusive relationships instead. Or maybe sit her down and have a serious chat with her where you describe the way she's acting and why it's not healthy, and tell her that she needs to start making plans to get on with her life.
    >> Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)00:35:52 No.2431670
    Well if all it takes is sex to make you happy then tell your mom to hop on that pogo stick.

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