write the answers on your pantlegs, dark jeans so they aren't noticeable when walking into the room

got me through high school

must be taking one seriously pathetic fucking class if a 2x2 strip of paper is going to help you

Print it out and tape it over the nutritional information on your water bottle.

You have time to ponder which notetaking method to use, take the time to post this question on /r9k/ and will take the time to write the notes...
yet you have no time to study?

I used to write them on the insides of my thighs and sides of my breasts and wear a low cut shirt/short skirt.

it actually worked because if you caught your teacher looking at you there in question you could just be like "omg perv!"

it was so worth looking slutty for a day.

but...I'm guessing you're not a girl.

You should have actually acted like an adult and studied instead of jacking off to anime and playing video games while you stuffed pizza down your throat for the entire last week.

And you'll get caught. Trying to use a fucking iPhone to cheat in college? Christ. Enjoy being expelled, dumbfuck. Teachers know all the tricks in the book for cheating and any smart one is going to ban you from having anything but the test paper, a blank piece of scratch paper provided by THEM and a pen/pencil, and a calculator if math is involved.

Do you think they just sit at their desk the entire time and don't monitor you? I hope you fail hard, people like you don't deserve careers. The last thing I want is you getting hired for whatever job you are training for and not knowing jackshit about anything because you cheated through all your school.

Fuck off.

OP, your ideas suck.
Get into Word, choose small font, type cheat sheet and print. Peel one side of water bottle label. tape the cheat sheet to the label so that the words are facing the inside of the bottle.
Drink water until they're below the words.
Leave bottle on desk and ta-dah. Superior cheating method to yours.

And only now that I typed this whole thing did I notice that somebody already suggested something similar. Fuck it. Submitting it anyway.

>>2400532
I'm an art major who needs to pass Spanish to get his degree.

Trust me, you're safe.

>>2400505
That's... genius. Thanks, broseph.

>water bottle method
surely teachers have figured this one out already...

>>2400547

Fuck that. I don't want to see the art of a reject who couldn't learn one of the simplest languages in existence.

I don't give a shit about your excuses. I hope you fail if try to cheat. All this proves is that you are too immature and lazy to handle responsibilities and we don't want you in the real world. Go drop out of school and pick up your hikki ways where you left off at age 17.

They probably have but there's no real way to check for them.

Problem is, people don't need water, it's fucking winter.

>>2400577
What is the point of learning Spanish if he's an art major? What good will it do him?

Shouldn't he be more focused on things that will actually matter to him later in life rather than Spanish 101 that he'll forget about in 2 months anyways?

>>2400577
Sounds like a personal problem. Maybe you should go spin the /r9k/ relationship wheel of total shit.

>>2400593
>Problem is, people don't need water, it's fucking winter.

?

You should cheat by asking the professor the answer to each and every question. Just raise your hand and ask "What's the answer to number one?"

>>2400593
People still need to hydrate themselves in the wintertime...

I see all these threads like "fuckfuckfukc I haven't studied at all for tomorrow's exam, what do I do" or "Help r9k how do i cheated". It bothers me. Why are you spending 4 years on a fuckall expensive non-mandatory education if you aren't even going to study? What are you doing there?

>>2400636
>>2400621
i think he means it's an odd thing to see some one carrying a water bottle around when it's not warm out or the person in question isn't running on a treadmill

>>2400633
I have actually aced a test using this method.

Pizza: slightly stupid but a joy to have around.

>>2400657
I still don't get it. I drink water because I get thirsty, not because I'm hot.

>>2400653
Attempted to live up to society's/their parent's standards. And/or working under the false notion that they need a college degree to succeed.

>>2400660
I wish I was taking classes, just so I could try this method.

>>2400547

what a lot of spanish movies with sub titles

OP here
>>2400601
This, pretty much. I'm doing 18 credits, almost all of it's like video editing and such. Spanish just got moved to the bottom of the pile.
Man, that is one angry anon.

>>2400657
I'd think you'd have to make the 'HE DOESNT NEED THE WATAH' connection. furthermore, I live in southern california. the water isnt out of place in winter.

>>2400687

I meant 'Why are you there if you aren't going to actually do the work?' Either your parents are paying for it or you are, in which you're a unappreciative asshole or an idiot respectively.

Graphing Calculator.

Write your notes as a program in a graphing Calculator.

>>2400716
>Graphing Calculator
>Spanish
uh huh.

>>2400725
you know, calculating them si's and hola's

Fuck all of you cheater haters. Are you serious? You act like you have never once cheated in your life OR don't go to college and are sitting at home with a highschool diploma spending your countless days on 4chan being a jelous prick to the kid who just wanted a little help to get ahead in life.

Its not like he is in med school learning the difference between rifampin and penicillin.

um, you are boned if it is Spanish. if you don't know how to conjugate by this time, a whole damn poster isn't going to help you.

>>2400710
If you've ever been to college, you would know that there are required classes that you need to take to get any sort of degree.

Some of them don't pertain to your chosen specialty, but you have to take them anyways. So why bother caring about those classes if you're not going to use them? You're just wasting time and energy you could be using to focus on classes that matter.

>>2400687
see definition of douchebag. fuck off wanker go kill your retarded highschool-education-only dumbass. Go succeed and not be an asshole 4chan dick.

Im not saying you cant succeed without a degree. You just don't act like you have, at all, in anyway.

I didn't go out to make an elaborate way to cheat until college, which was easy by that point because our desks was covered from the side the prof could see us, and that the prof was always busy any way. I usually wore pants that had a small hole, and had a small piece of typed paper taped inside. Then, I'd just grab it and use it when necessary.

okay, here's some help. Conjugate to present tense:

ar verbs
yo-o
tu-as
el/ella/ud.-a
nosotros-amos
vosotros-ais
uds/ellas/ellos-an

er/ir verbs
yo-e
tu-es
ella/el/ud.-e
nosotros-emos
vosotros-?
uds/ellas/ellos-en

roll up a paper, put it in a bottle, and stuff it up your rectum. as long as you don't squeeze too hard you'll be fine.

I meant "don't need water" as "why the fuck do you need a water bottle it's 19 degrees outside"

if it was in the spring or summer it's passable but nobody carries around water bottles in the winter.

>>2400817
ya, they put them in their bags

>>2400532
>>2400532
write the bloody answers on a calculator. bring two for actual calculation...

>>2400817
Apparently people in Canada haven't yet passed the anti-winter-bottle legislation yet because lots of people in my exams did

>>2400832
it's a spanish final, silly.

>>2400832
when the teacher asks you why you need two calculators for a spanish exam, just stand and scream FUCK YOU and walk out.

Works every time.

ohh heyy..

http://www.wikihow.com/Cheat-on-a-Test

>>2400875

ok sorry i didnt even read them before posting that. ignore number 1

Get one of those big fucking pink erasers, write the verb conjugations and whatever else on it. I did that all the time in high school.

>>2400835
where I live, people carry around water bottles in the summer. Not the winter.

don't know about wherever the fuck you live

>>2400941

haha.. youve got to be kidding

>>2400941
do you drink bottles of coke in the winter? do you drink energy drinks in the winter?

>>2400941
Australians have flipped seasons.

>>2400959
I drink energy drinks a lot actually.

but I do live in western Washington, so it never really gets past Autumn here before it moves on into spring.

if you have to use a graphing calculator in any of your tests, you can delete one of the programs that you dont use, and create a new one with the same name.

create the code of your new program and just type everything you need to know..

>>2400973
Who the fuck said anything about Australians?

>>2400941
Where I live, people carry bottles of water whenever the fuck they want.

if you're a southern hemispherefag then you're supposed to disregard my comments about seasons, dumbshit

unless canada was suddenly moved to the southern hemisphere, it's going to be cold. and from my experience, people don't carry around bottles of water in the winter.

>>2400985
>if it was in the spring or summer it's passable but nobody carries around energy drinks in the winter.
see how logically hurr durr you sound

you must be a fucking retard, i live in toronto and i see people carrying bottles of water every day.

>>2401034
Seconded. Snow like fuck and still I'm carrying around my water everywhere. WHO KNOWS WHEN THE THIRST WILL STRIKE?!