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Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:02:58 No.2386367

"You still live with your mom, Anon?"

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:03:40 No.2386375 Sally, I'm 5 years old and so are you!

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:05:32 No.2386389 "Anon, did your mom pick out your clothes today?"

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:07:46 No.2386411 "Anon, please tell me you're not still a virgin."

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:08:52 No.2386428 "You fapped to my Facebook pictures, Uncle Anon?"

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:09:09 No.2386435 "Your mom does your laundry, Anon?"

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:09:41 No.2386441 "Are...Are you jerking off?!"

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:10:36 No.2386452 why not live at home? save some money. the only good thing about having your own place is that you have a place to fuck. Other than that, there is none

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:10:42 No.2386455 "HOW long have you been wearing that hoodie, Anon?"

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:11:05 No.2386460 "You eat your boogers?"

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:12:02 No.2386474 "you still collect trading cards..."

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:14:43 No.2386499 "Anon? THAT'S your name?" I DIDN'T FUCKING CHOOSE IT! SHUT UP, STOP LOOKING AT ME ;_;

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:14:57 No.2386500 "What do you even do all day?"

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:15:31 No.2386506 "Don't touch me, your pee-pee is sticking out"

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:16:07 No.2386517 "I'm sorry, but Bethany's arts and crafts partner's already making $300k/year. Come back when you're making REAL money."

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:16:38 No.2386529 >>2386455 >"I... I... wash it every weekend"

>>	Sumi !A.fuckMODs 05/08/12(Tue)23:16:50 No.2386535 "Anon, why are your pants all puffy?"

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:17:11 No.2386541 "You want me to 'b-back that loli ass up', anon? You creep!"

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:17:25 No.2386544 YEAH SOOOO!? its n-not that i l-like you or anything! stupid!

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:18:27 No.2386556 >>2386455 "fuckin cunt, 'how' is totally not where the emphasis belongs in that sentence"

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:22:16 No.2386596 "Do you EVER change pants, Anon?"

>>	Sumi !A.fuckMODs 05/08/12(Tue)23:24:52 No.2386646 "This guy has to be, like, 30! What is he doing here"

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:25:52 No.2386654 "You're only 4 inches long, Anon?"

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:26:36 No.2386666 >>2386596 No what of it?

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:27:32 No.2386678 "You're 4 foot 3? How can you live life as a manlet?"

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:27:55 No.2386680 yeah, and she's loaded. so i couldn't really have this quality of life on my own. why? because i am a loser.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:30:08 No.2386702 File: 1336534208.png-(238 KB, 576x448, Spike_egg.png) >>2386596 >>2386455 Damn you, you have no idea what its like...my principle even offered to buy me pants.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:32:35 No.2386725 "Haha you're wearing the same shirt you had on yesterday?"

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:33:10 No.2386733 a more realistic question for this pic would be "You still sleep with your mom, Anon?"

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:34:34 No.2386752 "You're in love with a cartoon girl? She's your 'waifu'?"

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:35:02 No.2386755 "Anon, your nose is bleeding"

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:35:34 No.2386760 "You want to WHAT in my pussy?"

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:38:06 No.2386787 Actually Sue, you stupid dumb bitch I live with your older sister, and I'm fucking her too! >mfw I don't even relate to anything in this thread. >tfw you're a normalfag.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:39:44 No.2386806 >>2386455 fuck. >mfw I have 4 hoodies, but only one fits well and goes decent with everything and I wear it all the time >mfw too lazy to find a non-botted face

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:40:08 No.2386813 File: 1336534808.jpg-(32 KB, 400x300, 1326953016684.jpg) No, I live with my dad and he very much dislikes me.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:40:25 No.2386818 File: 1336534825.jpg-(334 KB, 450x600, 054d8c284baacecd9d613688fe738d(...).jpg) >"Anon, you wore WHAT!?" Shut up, woman, you know it's hot.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:41:18 No.2386830 Being young and poor I have realized that there's no reason to change shirt and pants everyday. Only underwear and sometimes socks. >>2386529 Fuck you, I wash my hoodie every other weekend like any sensible person.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:41:26 No.2386832 File: 1336534886.jpg-(19 KB, 500x319, jackie chan is delighted by yo(...).jpg) "Anon, you fell down how many stairs? AND IT KEEPS HAPPENING!?"

Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:43:52 No.2386856

>>2386830
>I have realized that there's no reason to change shirt and pants everyday
that's disgusting
if you're wondering why women find you disgusting this is probably why

I have a friend who walks around with food stains on a shirt he's worn three times this week and he still wonders why he's single.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:53:47 No.2386958 >>2386856 That's his fault for being a slob and getting food stains on himself.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)23:54:48 No.2386969 Idgaf what a 5 year old thinks.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)00:07:39 No.2387126 >>2386455 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO-k4GqbATg I AIN'T DONE NOTHIN' WRONG!!!

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)00:11:08 No.2387160 >Americans actually think it's shameful to live with parents while attending Uni Shiggy diggy

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)00:12:15 No.2387171 >>2387160 not shameful, but boring. huge downer. having your own place is great

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)00:13:19 No.2387179 "Why do you always sit by yourself, anon?"

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)00:15:43 No.2387201 >>2387171 I'm sure it's great, but it's also very expensive. Most people don't like to begin adulthood already saddled with hella mad debts

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)00:16:26 No.2387209 >"so, what do you do for fun?" >.... >"ummmm...." Goddammit

>>	tripper !!tYPu6h6vTTT 05/09/12(Wed)00:17:48 No.2387222 >>2387160 >mfw amerifats clap after attending uni

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)00:27:07 No.2387320 >>2387201 Most people value the great experiences of living at your own place while you are attending uni over having some debt. Experiences and memories are worth more than money.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)00:29:31 No.2387349 The majority of adults I went to school with were really nice. Guess I'm like at the best place in the world for someone like my to get a good life.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)00:36:39 No.2387445 >>2387209 Make shit up. >Street bike, take a couple road trips every summer >Snowboard >Downhill bike Lie to make yourself sound cool. Only for me im not lying because I'm fucking awesome.

>>	frownbox 05/09/12(Wed)00:39:14 No.2387476 File: 1336538354.png-(326 KB, 763x698, 3.png) shut up, you're like 7

>>	frownbox 05/09/12(Wed)00:40:37 No.2387489 >>2387222 >>2387445 or be honest >what's fun? >i don't have fun >i don't do things as long as words are coming out of your mouth, and they make a little bit of sense, you're golden.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)00:43:34 No.2387527 File: 1336538614.png-(145 KB, 463x356, 1336261583673.png) >>2386702 I feel your pain fellow poor brother. At least I don't have to decide on what to wear everyday.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)00:44:13 No.2387540 >>2387320 lol "life experience" I can get that while living at home and not spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on it enjoy your unpayable mortgage

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)00:44:42 No.2387547 >>2387489 >i don't have fun That'll get me laid. sarcasmblox

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