No, I wouldn't be able to keep up correspondence, unless like they told me tales of their crimes (and were female, males are boring).

I admit I would get into a relationship with a criminal, if it meant someone wanted me alive and got something from me

I remember in the old /r9k/ there was a thread showing the pics of these jailbird women who you could write to. Some looked pretty and were young. It was interesting to see what crimes they had omitted and shit

We were scarping the bottom of the barrel but then again, this is /r9k/ after all and we shouldn't be ashamed of that

I wrote Alyssa Bustamante a letter a while ago, just giving general support and trying to open up a correspondence, I haven't gotten a reply.

bumpity this interest me

>>2384593
i remember that.

www.prisonpenpals.com

I write to my dad who is in prison

>>2384538
I don't even write my buddy in prison, why would I write some stranger?

>>2384663
No that wasn't the site, must have been a different thread

The site they had listed women only prisoners and wasn't as shitty as the one you posted. It was all female prisoners from the US and possibly from the same state too

I would do it if they had a email version instead, get so lonely some times etc

Here you guys go, she's sad and lonely you'll have lots in common.
http://www.writeaprisoner.com/Template.aspx?i=z-1236572

>>2384739

She's not too bad looking from that pic and

>Incarcerated for: Possession Controlled Substance

So she got busted for having drugs? That isn't so bad compared to violent crime. She might even fuck you if you had some money for drugs. This sounds like it could work. Fuck, this is getting depressing even considering it

On the one website, there is a guy who murdered his family because he thought red was an evil color. I bet he's make a nice friend.

>>2384795
I think one robot should write him a letter in red ink, I doubt he gets many letters.

>>2384828
there are those crazy women who write serial killers and murderers wanting to marry them!

I'm pen pals with Charles Manson.

>>2384828
I was thinking of doing something like that.

but instead send a few kilos of back tar heroin to some random fucker with a note saying they asked for it.

>>2384997
Post some of the stuff he's written you

>>2385038
can't post without content blox

>Incarcerated for: Criminal Sexual Conduct Person Under 13
>tfw she's fucking hot and I'm jelly

>>2384851

Shit I'd do that if female serial killers weren't all uggos.

>>2385241
Post her pic

Fucking she was a pedo?

>>2385282
here's one for you
http://www.writeaprisoner.com/Template.aspx?i=z-x05621
>manslaughter

>>2385323
>4'10"
>95lb
>in for manslaughter
Well doesn't this sound like the perfect opportunity for rape-like sex both ways

>>2385308
to bad it's such a small picture

>some may say that my physical features are an asset too if you catch my drift.

huehuehue

I wrote to one. It was in a thread like this on a message board, someone posted a personals ad from some vampy chick talking about how she doesn't wear panties. I googled her and it turned out there were a couple of books written about her crime. Trying to find it now...

>>2385343
http://statecasefiles.justia.com/documents/michigan/court-of-appeals-unpublished/20090210_C279275_62
_279275.OPN.PDF?ts=1323898541

details of her crime lol

>>2385282

http://www.writeaprisoner.com/Template.aspx?i=z-288216

here's another one for you

>Voluntary Manslaughter

>>2385452
oh nice nice nice nice nice

>>2385452
>a lolicon is sent to prison
;_;

I'm so sorry

even prison girls are picky
http://www.writeaprisoner.com/Template.aspx?i=z-1073531

>My body and soul long for a handsome, romantic gentleman who will take me as their woman.
>I need you to take charge and protect me, love me, comfort be and be there.
>I need you to shower me with mail, to visit me and take care of all my needs.
>I want you to help me escape these cold walls of prison and fill my day with life and happiness, my nights with romance and love.
>I need a man financially secure who lives a life of love and free from worry.

>Voluntary Manslaughter

She does look hot though

> I love to hike, read, watch football and socialize with friends. I adore the color yellow!! I take pride in my appearance and love to spoil myself. I am intelligent and know what I want and often get it.

The Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department reports that Natalie Dawn Dubuisson, 31, was traveling along Nevada State Route 160 (Blue Diamond Road) around 1:55 a.m. when she approached Interstate 15. Investigators say Ms. Dubuisson's Mercedes struck a GMC pickup truck from behind at an estimated 100 miles per hour, forcing it off the roadway.

Ms. Dubuisson continued forward and struck a Mitsubishi Montero sport-utility vehicle, driven by Inaya Sabra, throwing her from the wreckage. Paramedics transported Ms. Sabra to University Medical Center where she was pronounced dead.

>>2385584
>even prison girls are picky

Fuck these entitled white whores

she looks nice

>Murder

I wonder what she'll look like in 11 years

http://www.writeaprisoner.com/Template.aspx?i=z-1670222

Seriously? What the fuck is this?!

>Failure to Submit Change of Address
you get 2 - 8 years for that?!

>>2385888
The library takes it seriously when you don't let them know where to send your mail

>>2385888
Probably something related to parole or being a sex offender.

http://www.writeaprisoner.com/Template.aspx?i=z-237102

>have straight white teeth.
a quality any convict would be proud to have

>>2385452
>From the victim's testimony it is clear that this touching occurred on the same day as and during the timeframe in which defendant had the victim take her pants off, rubbed up and down on her body, kissed the victim's bare breasts and vagina, penetrated the victim's vagina with her finger and her tongue, stimulated herself with a vibrator, and asked the victim if she was "horny" and if she wanted to have an orgasm. It is a reasonable inference that defendant's touching of the victim's buttock was part of this course of conduct.

Awww shit, time to fap.

>>2385968

She looks like Sasha Grey
>mfw

>>2385968
Damn she's hot. Should write ask if she needs any money when she leaves prison. I'll gladly throw some coin her way for a quick fuck.

Damn, she's cute as a button. Would bang

These make me really sad because usually when I think about talking to a woman I know I won't be able to make her happy but she'll find a good guy for herself, but these girls are in fucking jail so we're both gonna be unhappy.

>>2386029

What's her crime?

whatshercrimeblox

>>2386031
sounds like you're filled with confidence

>>2386037
Doesn't say but she is in for 9 years.

Do you think these girls would be happy to date us /r9k/?

Or would be show them the real world and show them a nice time and build up their self esteems for them ot leave us for bad boys or hotter guys?

>>2386050
it always does!
post link to her profile

>>2385463
>I now know how precious the value of one second is because we can't get it back.

Oh yeah I bet you do, you fucking murderer.

See this is why I couldn't date an ex-con since whenever she whined about me leaving the toilet seat up I'd just be like yeah well you killed someone.

>>2386031
Fuck her being happy, who cares

If you can't have the girl, it doesn't matter if she can find love or not, even better if she can't because people shouldn't be happy if you aren't. What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>2386060
http://www.writeaprisoner.com/Template.aspx?i=z-x17339

>>2386060

Not who you responded to, but I just checked for you.
She's in for murder.
http://www.writeaprisoner.com/Template.aspx?i=z-x17339

>>2385968
fuck she got done for manslaughter.

It's murderous Sasha Grey.

>>2386061
>yeah well you killed someone.
oh my sides

way to be passive aggressive

>>2386058

to be honest I'd imagine their taste in men is bad boys, which is probably why most of them are in there, because they had scumbag boyfriends, and the ones getting posted are hot so being literally murderers doesn't matter to guys on the outside after they get out

>>2386077

The downside is she'd probably cut my cock off in my sleep so I'd have no choice but to leave the seat down from then on.

I'm trying to imagine what /r9k/ would be like after we all get convict waifus.

>>2386077
That's not him being passive aggressive

I think the problem with these cons is that they can say anything, but they probably are all lies. Like the drug addict saying he wants to quit, he probably does but he probably won't

So she says she will love you and shit, but later she will run off with some other ex con with tattoos and a bigger cock

>Imagine being a guard in the prison
>Imagine giving them special treatment in return for sexual favors
>Imagine all the possibilities of fapping while sniffing their used socks, panties, and toilet seats.

>>2386075
>Race: Multi-racial

Do not want.

>>2386061
What if they murdered a terrible person? Why are murderers automatically bad people?

>>2386112

yeah, all of the profiles seem really generic, like they all want to sound as nice and normal as possible

>that feel when you think about killing a whole lot of people just to be the one people want to send letters to
Face it, women would be more interested in a serial killer/rapist than you

>>2386115
time to become a guard for a female institution

She's doing life and still getting a college degree. What's your excuse for being a NEET?

>>2386144

>take a chance on me

I will.

http://www.writeaprisoner.com/Template.aspx?i=z-667547

>I have been lonely for so long
smells /r9k/ in here

>>2386128

Because no one has the right to take away someones life, pretty simple.

No offense to any crazed vigilantes out there who go about shooting drug dealers and post on 4chan on your days off.

>>2386174
>that feel when you realize if you made a profile on writeavirgin.com it would say life sentence: yes

>>2386183

>Because no one has the right to take away someones life, pretty simple.

Why not?

you robots can't be seriously thinking about dating any of these inmates, right? we're just viewing these white trash whores for the lels and stuff, right?

>be in prison
>single mother
>still demand taller than 6'0" bf

My sides

>>2386214
>mfw I'm 6'2

mutebloxblox

>>2385976
>Awww shit, time to fap.

Laughed so fucking hard at this. Thank you robot

>>2386224
go for it dude

you got nothing to lose

http://www.prisonpenpals.com/w81216.html
Not bad, would bang

>>2386183
>Because no one has the right to take away someones life, pretty simple.

The fact that some people actually believe this makes me sad. :(

>>2386214

Didn't you read? She's an alpha female.
>implying alphas settle for anything less

>>2385968

Kentucky. Eagle Falls. If she means the one in Tennessee. My god. That is quite literally my favorite place in the world.

>>2386214

What is she in for? Let me guess, manslaughter?

>>2386211
ofcourse ofcrouse
Although one letter doesn't have to mean anything...

>>2386249

If any femanons are reading this, this is a man's ideal woman.

>>2386214
oh fuck a jew

http://www.prisonpenpals.com/w81216.html

closest one that lives near me, too bad she ain't looking for a cock

>>2386301
>>2386301
>>2386301

http://www.writeaprisoner.com/Template.aspx?i=z-08g1301

thats the one I meant

>>2386204

Human life is sacred brah (but also dumb so we need laws to stop us from killing everyone we don't like).

I really want to send a letter now.

>>2386277

Having low standards because you're in jail?

http://www.writeaprisoner.com/Template.aspx?i=z-332221

Look at this amazing girl guess what she's in for
Nope, that's not it. You see this beauty is in for non other then Lynching. That's right guys, lynching! I guess that's perfectly normal and reasonable

>>2386306
dat foot shot

My foot fetish sense is tingling

>>2386331
>jealous she is neither a humble asian waifu nor an expert forger

>>2386341
>the fuck is lynching?
>goes on wiki
>searches

oh god wtf, but she looks so innocent and is so young