yes..i could give you some uranium...

>>2379257
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT???
OP ONLY WANTED IT FOR HIS REACTOR!!

united nuclear.

This gentleman looks legitimate.

>>2379150
Interesting, friend. You know where to go.

>>2379257
Why? They will only get in the way.

Uranus should have tons of uranium just steal one of america's shuttles that go there and scrap some off

>>2379282
It smells like poo, should I eat it?

>>2379282
Dear kind sir,

I have already visited Uranus - it is not a fun place to be. Along with that, I cannot afford to steal another American shuttle. Back in the 80s I attempted it and the shuttle blew up killing my hired mercs. It was a huge mess complete with Government cover-ups and dead "hero" astronauts.

Thanks for the speedy reply.

I too am interested in buying uranium and will pay above market price for fast service but I only work through the mail. any offers should be sent to:

950 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW, Washington, DC 20530-0001

thanks ahead of time

Might I recommend Uranium 235 for what you are using as opposed to Uranium 238

>>2379359
Dear Sir or Madam,

Thank you for your concern. However, if you read my previous messages you can see that I am only interested in uranium-235.

I can make exceptions though. If you have heavy water for sale I would gladly buy both it and any uranium you have for sale. If you are interested please drop by, I am only in the United States for a few more days and I need to meet my quota.

Thank you.

Party van in 5... 4... 3... 2...

Bump for potential up in this piece finally.


blockzallabound

>I hope my comrades can help me
>I hope my comrades
>my comrades
Soviet russia is back?

>>2379118
you are in luck my friend. Thanks to a shipping error, I am now in possession of over 250 Kilos of fissionable uranium-235. However I don't live in the North Carolina area, but if you can send me a $10,000 down payment I can arrange for us to meet and carry out the transaction.

Interested?

>>2379941
Why? What a coincidence! I just lost over 250 Kilos of fissionable uranium-235 in a mailing mix-up. If you could send it back this way. Much obliged.

>>2379974
I would, unfortunately State, Federal, and International Authorities do not allow me to give away such material

it is a United Nations sanction known as 'Finders Keepers'

Now how about that 10G

Buy plutonium and eat it. Spit on your family.

i have both uranium and plutonium, but they are too enriched and can only be used to make nuclear weapons.

...do you still want it?
if so, stop by Army Navy Drive and Fern Street, WashingtonDC, VA, USA. its the big building in the intersection.

>>2379909

"comrades" is Russian for "friends". The Russian language did not die out with the Soviet Union.

I accidentally over 250 Kilos of fissionable uranium-235.

Is this bad?

>>2380104
Comrade is an English word. The Russian word is tovarich.

>>2380104
>>2380437
oh and how many english people actually use the word comrade over friend or, well no one would speak like that. Unless your commie scum using google translator to communicate.

(speaking in jest just in case you guys didn't figure it out yet)

>Comrade

whoops, it's Spanish.

Uranium is harder to get hold of than Mormon pussy.

>>2382231

So if you're a Mormon you'll get enough uranium for 2 or 3 reactors?

>>2382265

I like your logic.

>>2380104
Hmm, the last time I heard someone saying "comrade" seriously was 10 years ago.