Shut the fuck up, whore.

I love samus

I LOVE YOU SHINE
OH CRAP I GOT MUTED, I STILL LOVE YOU, THOUGH!!!!

I'm glad I'm not the only person that thinks monogamy is outdated and useless.

but how do i tell my parents?

You gonn' get raped, Shine.

Haha uh so Shine.. it's my birthday... you should do something special for me =)

Seriously. Why care if she cheats on you?

Why would you want to be locked in to anything?

Love is love. Spread love and peace! Love everybody!

"love" nobody. Don't NEED anybody.

My advice to all of you who are unable to get a date is to find some girls that want to have friends with benefits (trust me, they exist) WEAR CONDOMS (don't want STDs or preggers) and just live life free~!

Be free! A healthy sex life and good friends is better than any "relationship" that leaves you up crying at night.

I love you Shine. You are such an adorable drawfag I want to hold you in my arms and this is starting to get creepy.

I'd actually be happier if you:
a) stopped drawing
b) had the illusion that your drawing is somehow *giggles* cute *hehe* smashed.
c) died in a fire

How do I go about finding these "Friends with benefits". How do I go about asking these friends if they are looking for extra benefits?

>>2369801
The vast majority of us would be happier if you quit posting, you know that, right?

not fucking shine again goddamn

>>2369860
Wait... wait...
Wait....
You really think that?
Really?

I don't know what to say...
But... you were my background.

And that advice you gave me.
Granted, I've grown to hate solo piano, and I never got into drawing.

Fuck you shine, you're a failure. You fail at things you've invented. SHUT THE FUCK UP, WHORE!

Hey, it's a drawfag!

Draw a t-rex.

>>2369881
An easy "no brainer" answer would be Craigslist Casual Encounters, Women Seeking Men section.

It really is much easier than you think it is. There ARE women out there that want sex and nothing else.

>>2369876

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH

SHINE IS MY FRIEND

>>2369910
listen to this man, then GTFO

Of course but noone agrees with me.

T-rex plz kay thnx?

Seriously, do it.

>>2369801
Hey Mark, you Mormon sack of shit.

>>2369919
NO, SHINE, I ADORED YOU.
BUT, YOU'RE A WHORE. A WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!

>>2369801
I am going to fucking kill you faggot. I am going to cut off your dick and make you suck it.

>>2369910
ROAR!!! I'M A T-REX!!!! AAAAUUUUGGHH!!

You know I've never been monogamous.

Don't tell the girls I am dating though.

>>2369919

But where will we send the hotdogs?

derpa derpa derp

how about you draw yourself leaving? that would be rad.

>>2369951

FUCK YER, I LOVE YOU AND SHIT.

So now that I love you, I must break up with my gf because you say monogamy is bad?

>>2369928


That's two people who I'd like to see die in a fire.


This drawing on the internet is my friend, aren't I silly! *tee hee*

I gave up on monogamy a long time ago.

Since then, I've got steady relationships going with four girls.

It worked out a lot better than I thought it would.

Shine, You realize you can't draw shit, making yourself the worst drawfag in 4chan, right?

Oh boy that hair + body pattern is so damn sad. LEARN2DRAW WHORE

>>2369977


you you you triple nigger

why is this thread on the first page?

damn, I wish there was an anti-age.

I understand that my advice certainly isn't for everybody, espescially since 90% of you misinterpret it and therefore don't take it, and 5% of you misinterpret it and overdo it to the point that it ruins your life...

But I feel that helping that 5% of you that it actually helps is worth it. The other 95% were screwed anyway, right?

I don't care if I become the blame of something that was meant to be. I also don't care if I get credit for something good or not, just want the good to happen. My rep doesn't matter, dawg.

Monogamy am best for people not paranoid schizophrenic. I couldnt stand polygamy.. be all worried that they would find out . . Just like how those damn monkeys keep stealing my porridge.

>>2369932
I sure do, Anon!

>>2369997
Actually no, you're the worst drawhore on the site.

I've seen your stuff, Anon. It's all over every MSPaint relationship thread.

You, Anonymous, you post more bawwwing and "I'm So Ronery" things than I ever could.

You, Anon, fill up this board with so much shit, it's amazing.

What kind of hypocrite are you, yada yada yada.

You're bad, not me, blah blah blah.

Yada yada yada.

Etc etc.

Shine I know you've had your heart broken many times but fucking over9000 dudes is not the answer. :(

>>2370055

is that a hoof? do you have a hoof?

>>2370055
Birthday Request -- birthday card for me with shine camwhoring in some fashion.

>>2370077

Apparently, Shine is unable to draw hands.. tisk tisk

Why don't you tell the government that. Polygamy is outlawed most everywhere. I don't really see how it's so wrong that it needs to be outlawed though.

>>2370055
Check out that hoof guys.

>>2370066
Naw, only once, and I'm still a virgin if you don't count all the times other drawfags rape me in these threads, and the rule34 fanart.

I'm basically just trying to say that life is easier if you don't give a shit, guys. Stop giving a shit.

The more you care, the sadder you can get. Caring doesn't make you happier, it only makes you more invested.

Derpshine derp derp.

Derpderpa derr derp durr herr durr.

Derp durr derp derpa derr hurr derr.

Hurr derp a derr durr durp,

Derp. <3

shine i wuvz you.

simply for the entertainment value.

i swear, if even a quarter of the people here were anything like you, i might not hate myself for coming here.

so thank you. for being you.

>>2370120

Not caring is fun only for a short time, then it becomes very...boring... eventually...

>>2370124
Yeah, but if more than a quarter of the people here were like me, you wouldn't even be here, because you'd feel so out of place.

>>2370120

Woah, I just actually read one of your posts.

Utter bullshit. Why am I here. Jeeze.

an anatomical study of Shine

die in multiple fires, tripfags

HEY SHINE I LIKE TO IMAGINE THAT THIS IS A PICTURE OF YOU.

The more you care, the sadder you can get. Caring doesn't make you happier, it only makes you more invested.

So we quit caring like everyone, simply because it won't hurt as much as it could have? >=l

>>2370166

That cant be right. Shine has bones in her hair. How else do you think it would hold that form all the time?

I LOVE YOU SHINE

CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU

>>2370166
I like it. Do more, please.

HEY

HEY SHINE

I WANT TO BE WITH YOU FOREVER

FOREVER

the "Shine is Samus" joke is actually extremely old.

Here's my second favorite picture from 2005.

>>2370223

I KNOW, SHINE

I'VE BEEN THERE

BEEN THERE THE WHOLE TIME

JUST WAITING FOR YOU

You know what I hate about these drawings? It's the fact that the drawer drew the right eye through the hair. That's just stupid.

God damn it, why can't you see that the encouragement is vastly outnumbered by people politely asking you to fuck off and die?

>>2370207
hey shiny
draw yourself using a toilet

this is my new oC
Enihs =D

>>2370235

No, no.. Shine only has one eye.. the other one is just a sticker.

YOU KNOW YOU'D ALL BE HAPPIER IF YOU CONTINUED BEING MONOGAMOUS.
WOMEN WITH BENEFITS DON'T EXIST.
YOU SHOULD CARE ABOUT EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING MATTERS, SO PAY ATTENTION.

Every time this tripfag starts a thread everybody loses sight of the topic and just starts discussing the fucking tripfag.

Holy shitcrackers. A challenger approaches

>>2370262
When I would post as Anon, people would post old pictures of me, posing as me.

When I post with a trip people yell at me for being a tripfag.

I mean, I don't care about either, but I feel like this way there's at least slightly less confusion, right?

>>2370262

In a word, "indeed."

Polygamy is where it's at. I could totally handle two or three wives because I wouldn't put up with their bullshit. I seriously want to have two wives when I grow up. I'm dating the one and we already have the second one picked out.

>>2370289

or you can post without your boring and poorly drawn pictures

this drawfaggotry is horriblee.
as is your weaboo tripfag name

>>2370314
But if I did that, I wouldn't be able to laugh it up with my buddies about this while I rub my futanari dick with my hermaphroditic goyfriend.

Not really because I'm loved, you people just have sex.

To each their own.

Why don't we just take pleasure in the fact that SOMEONE is trying to create some goddamned original conent, and not another fucking BAWWWWW thread. granted a lot of the time these end up being BAWWWWW threads, but at least they're in a manner fitting of them.

>>2370336
Duh bitch haz a poynt.

Anyways. Back to the original subject. I disagree.

Caring is not necessarily a result of monogamy, sexually or emotionally. Care can come from time, but even then, spending time with people does not necessarily make you care about them.

Commitment makes some people happy. It also makes some people miserable.

There are ups. The comfort of routine, the solace of companionship, and the familiarity and increasing depth of knowledge.

There are downs. Routine can be deadening. Trust can be (and often is) abused. You deny yourself the fun that can come with sex with someone else.

But care is not really a part of the equation. The girl I care about most I was never monogamous with -- I cheated on my girlfriend with her. In that case, had I chosen that girl and been monogamous, things could have been really good. Would it have ended -- probably, but only after a whole lot of awesome.

My parents are divorced. My mom is on her third marriage. I have seen the system not work. I do not think it will work for me because I am still too into the fun of the chase.

But without monogamy or a committed relationship, you usually miss on the first two months of infatuation and romance, which can be extremely fun.

Eyebrows go over the eye.

hey shine

your drawings suck, people don't care about you, and you're wasting your time posting under your faggy-ass name.

you will only be mildy redeeming if you draw pictures of yourself in pornography. nothing else.

COMMITMENT IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT VALUES OF LIFE, AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT.

>>2370304
>when I grow up
You really shouldn't be here.

IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LOVE.
Mammals similar to humans are by nature polygamous, it has been best for natural selection and the evolution of our species.
And polygamy benefits males more than females.
It means most of the relatively unsuccessful males will not find a mate at all, whereas all females can mate with the most successful males (which tend to be even more successful than themselves for most females), because males tend to look to have as much sex as possible with as many people as possible.
Thus, it encourages competition, and it just feels right because that is how we have developed.
If you base your views upon spreading love, you get into the complexities of whether or not being unfaithful negates the love or some shit fuck i don't know.
plus, love is only good in moderated, controlled amounts (like most everything).

>>2370359
They become bawwwww threads not because of me, but because of all of you.

Espescially people like you.

The more you hate them, the stronger they get, sir.

ANYWAY! To the rest of you, I'm glad that you firmly believe that your pathetic existence is better than the happiness I have offered you. Assuming I'm wrong, you made the right choice, assuming I'm right, you made the wrong choice. Whatever.

I'm gonna go drink some homemade hot chocolate while I draw up the next update for my webcomic that I won't be giving you the link to. Goodnight.

by the way, I posted without an image. Does it make you hate me any less?

I'm pretty sure it didn't, but if it did, I'm glad you're smiling a little more than you were before. Have a nice day.

THE MORE YOU CARE, THE HAPPIER YOU BECOME.

Sage and hide for you Shine. As usual.

>But without monogamy or a committed relationship, you usually miss on the first two months of infatuation and romance, which can be extremely fun.

You make it sound as if polyamory is always about ridiculous amounts of sex. It's not.

Many of us just find ourselves caring for more than one person. Monogamy can lead to quite a bit of pain in these situations, but by discarding the traditional system, we can end up with arrangements in which we actually enjoy ourselves.

For example, I have two girlfriends. They're good friends with each other, they know each other. One of them also has a girlfriend, and the other has another boyfriend. We're all okay with this arrangement.

Polyamory means never having to cheat again, never having to lie again, never having to hide one's feelings again.

Man I love Shine.

Anyways I can't even find ONE girl much less more than one...

I'm not very monogamous. I'm at a point in my life where I don't really give a fuck whether or not I have a girlfriend. All is good as long as there are good times. I have work, classes, and barely any me time. Whatever me time I get is going to be spent with my friends doing whatever, no with an annoying significant other. Besides, I left the social hierarchies of high school when I graduated, having an s/o doesn't make me cool anymore. I'm obviously not at a point in my life where settling down with "that one" is necessary. So what's the point?

You know you'd be happier if you stopped drawing the same fucking perspective everytime goddamn

>>2369801
This is for you, faggot.

A sage and I'm out. That's all, for tonight, Gentlemen.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YOU KNOW WHAT?

I think you all just like having an enemy more than anything.

Here's the picture I drew for the post about leaving. :3 Ok, really leaving this time. Bye, love.

Monogamy is an outdated, outmoded method of parenting for basic animals to provide dedicated care to a limited number of offspring.

Monogamy will continue to be useful only if it limits the number of human births; however, this does not seem to be the case.

Polygamy will allow many interesting, unique combinations of sexual action that will keep an intelligent society fulfilled in coming to terms with their primal, animal self. However, our current society is not ready for such a system, at least until a widespread, completely effective contraceptive is available.

That would involve actually having an SO now wouldn't it?

>>2370415
>>2370432
>while I draw up the next update for my webcomic that I won't be giving you the link to
this is the kind of pretentious weaboo bullshit that makes me hate you and the totally inane shit you draw.
it is true you know, the character is 100% irrelevant to every word you say and is blatantly a stand-in for the author, and in the end only serves to up the retardedness of these shitty drawfag threads.
most drawfag threads are half interesting, yours are utter shit, now gtfo we'd rather not see your next webcomic, and it makes me rage all the more to know you probably just use /r9k/ in hopes of promoting your shitty webcomic character that you think is pure genius but most people know is chalk full of pseudo-intellectual faggotry.

Most people can't even get 1 female. Monogamy isn't really an issue.

Most people here can't even get 1 female. Monogamy isn't really an issue.

Hey, fuck you.

I like being monogamous.

Shine, you're the only tripfag on /r9k/ that I can even stand. The rest are useless dumbasses. Especially YOU, P3pe.
So keep on rockin' Shine.

FORGOT MY BULLDOZER.

>>2370499
Actually I read her webcomic, and most of it is just copy pastings of these threads yelling at her, while she cries and cries and cries about it, then sucks it up, says something else, and then cries and cries and cries some more.

http://clearlyagenius.com/shine/?id=2
LOL XD SOOO RANDOM ROFLMABBQ

I'm not monogamous. I've been in an open relationship for 3 years now.

You know how people think anarchy would work great if only we could have it but they're probably wrong? This is the same thing.

Polyamory is not for everyone. Hurts more people than it helps.

>>2370531
I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and assume that that was an inside joke between her and her friend Nillerz.

>>2369801
You'd be happier if your drawn character was more expressive and less dull! :)

>>2370515
that's because you're a massive pseudo-intellectual douchebag tween.

Well, I for one love your threads, Shine.

You make Anon rage so hard that I laugh until I cry.

Keep on keeping on, Shine. You too, Anon. If not for your raging, I wouldn't like Shine as much. She's pretty boring if not for all of you.

KILL YOURSELVES TRIPFAGS

NOT YOU SHINE, I'LL PERSONALLY KILL YOU SOME DAY

>>2370528
Daww I want to comfort her.

shine is an alpha bitch

>>2370574

GTFO 'Shine' you retarded cunt.

>>2370571
And you, dear Anon, have done a wonderful job jumping on the Anonymous RAAAAGE bandwagon. At least she has the guts to be constantly identified.

>>2370574
thanks for contributing to shit /r9k/ more than it is

is not only tripfags, but retards who encourage them to attentionwhore who should die in a fuckin fire

Shine is a master troll 11/10

good job

>>2370598
Except Shine's drawings are void of expression and completely vapid.

>>2370607
LOL SO RANDOM

IF YOU LIKE TROLLS OR SEEN PEOPLE GETTING TROLLED YOU NEED TO GB2 /B/ FAGGOT

>>2370607
no, it's pretty obvious from the contents of the post she's trying really too hard to appeal to her audience and it comes of as gay as fuck.

>>2370635
No, it's pretty obvious that she's well aware that "Trying to appeal to her audience" pisses everybody off.

Seriously. It does. Doesn't it? Are you not pissed off? I think you're pissed off. Aren't you?

Now she gets a 12/10.

>>2370653
FOR ACTING LIKE A MASSIVE FAGGOT YOU GET 1/10

DRAWHORE IS GONE LET THIS THREAD DIE

Probably would, but jealousy and the human drive to claim a mate as one's own above all competitors makes it damned hard.

I know a girl in a successful polyamorous relationship. I am continually amazed. I think I'm in love with my girlfriend, and while the idea of being able to have sex with others does sound appealing on a physical level, I think I would RAGE at the thought of someone else fucking her.

Guys, I don't think this is a troll. Some people really think trips are the way we should be doing things.

We'd all be happier if we could just get the point of monogamy; now is not the time for us virgin robots to get greedy.

>>2370653
i'm flattered you think i'm worth a whole extra point considering the number of posts in this thread, but unfortunately it doesn't mean much coming from a blatant cognitive invalid as yourself.

I'm really not understanding all the anger in this thread, but then again I rarely come to r9k. Anyway, I pretty much agree with the OP. Just do what makes you happy.

i'd bet half of the posts here half-keeping the thread alive are from 'shine' now GTFO you attention whoring worthless cunt you are not intelligent.

pmhf pmhf

trying to find mah brain

can't find anything in here

let me try again

mpf mph

IT HURTS TOO MUCH TO CARE, AND IM NOT RESPONSIBLE, CONFIDENT OR INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO GO ON SO IM JUST GOING TO PUSSY OUT

OR BITCH ON r9k OVER AND OVER IN SOME SICK PATHETIC SELF HATING RITUAL
holy shit i hate all of you

all of you are shinji from nge

jesus christ

and shut up shine you attention whore, no one gives two shits

>>2370737
>aII of you are shinji from nge

Imao

I came down here because someone told me /r9k/ was old /b/ reborn.

Unfortunately, all you seem to be is /b/ that knows how to spell.

DERP

Anonymous can draw as good as Shine does.

HURR DURR

>>2370785
dunno why i lol'd, but i did. lol, that is...

>>2370782
ALL THAT GLITTERS,,
IS NOT GOLD

>>2369860
FUCK YEAH!
since natural selection doesn't seem to be doing a very good job, I hope you all wear condoms.
srsly, I don't want my children to live with yours in the future.
also, I hope that family in that tv show with like 15 kids dies, fast and mercifully.

lrn2/ic/
Everything you draw looks like this...

>>2370879
No, everything she draws is more like this. Amirite?