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    213 KB Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:19:13 No.2307014  
    /r9k/ faq

    anyone has the last part?
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:20:32 No.2307023
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    here's part 2
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:25:42 No.2307068
    >>2307014


    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. There are like 4 relationship threads on the frontpage. /b/ wasn't lying you fags REALLY ARE NOTHING BUT RELATIONSHIP THREADS. Fucking losers, this section is actually worst than /b/
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:28:27 No.2307086
    Spending 200-400 bucks on a random chick? Fuck that, wouldn't even spend that on my own girl, I'd gladly give her a big gift for christmas since she likes it so much, but never, never to some random girl.
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:34:08 No.2307129
    It's okay advice. Still, no size fits all.
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:36:03 No.2307145
    >>2307129
    It says you should spend hundreds and hundreds of lollars on girls, it's shitty fucking advice. Besides, most likely they won't even accept such a big gift, oh well maybe I'm just attracted to proper girls and not fucking whores.
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:36:55 No.2307147
    >>2307145
    >lollars
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:44:34 No.2307207
    There's more, isn't there? I'd like to have it complete.

    thanks!
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:44:56 No.2307210
    this is fucking awful, it's like someone wrote it as troll to make people who read it fail
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:46:58 No.2307230
    the advice sounded decent until step 5. i can't tell if it's supposed to be serious or not now.
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:46:58 No.2307231
    >>2307210
    I'm fairly sure thats exactly what it's for
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:47:01 No.2307234
    >>2307147
    A horrid combination of the word [Lioncash] and [dOLLARS]...
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:47:01 No.2307235
    >>2307207

    Sorry cancerfag I will not be supplying the rest. Die
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:48:17 No.2307244
    Step 5 is crap. I'm not spending hundreds of dollars on a girl, much less for a random gift.
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:49:24 No.2307250
    >>2307147
    >>2307234
    I actually meant the great value of the dollar atm, though it did go up I see.
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:51:03 No.2307270
    Do not take guidance from crap on the internet
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:51:26 No.2307273
    part 3 of this wonderful infocomic is still missing
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:52:28 No.2307287
    >>2307273


    see

    >>2307235
    >>2307235
    >>2307235
    >>2307235
    >>2307235
    >>2307235


    mewuahbollaocks
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:53:58 No.2307298
    Parts 5 and especially 6 made me rage so hard. I really feel sorry for any of the pathetic faggots who actually follow this advice.
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:55:07 No.2307311
    >>2307298
    Yeah it started out fairly well, but those parts are just utter bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:01:47 No.2307377
    >>2307287
    and you are the only anon that has this comic
    yeah, right
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:02:38 No.2307383
    >>2307298
    it seems to work for some ppl...
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:06:03 No.2307411
    Someone just hand out the whole shit, it's fun reading..
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:08:52 No.2307452
    >>2307411
    Baaa-greed.

    Well written.
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:09:51 No.2307466
    >>2307383
    If one does not feel good giving that much gifts to a girl, he shouldn't because if the girl accepts, you have the wrong girl for you.
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:12:12 No.2307495
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    Fuck! Post it all nao! I cannot wait! My aspergers is acting up! Nao Goddammit!
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:15:37 No.2307525
    RTOJGERGOJRVO{NQDF{OBE
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:16:20 No.2307532
    bump, cmon robot, make enough of a change to stop the bot and give us the rest!
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:18:50 No.2307557
    give more!
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:20:10 No.2307567
    COME ON!!!!! MEWWWWWTYBOLOCKS!!!!
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:21:16 No.2307577
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    >>2307495
    >>2307532
    >>2307557
    >>2307377

    Here you go cancers

    Suck it
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:24:32 No.2307606
    this is mostly retarded advice
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:25:12 No.2307613
    ITT comics by libertarians.
    >> SAGE Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:26:21 No.2307625
    >>2307577
    Fagmuch.
    IRL?
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:26:30 No.2307630
    >>2307577
    Look who is the big man.
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:27:40 No.2307639
    -_- not cool
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:29:28 No.2307650
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    here you are good sirs, some anons are simply douchebags who dont want to share things
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:29:33 No.2307652
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    here ya go robots... the whole thing
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:29:39 No.2307654
    You don't spend 200 dollars on a girl when she just starts to express interest. You don't just go spending 200 dollars on anyone, provided you've just met them.

    That's just fucking creepy as hell. You can't buy love, or at least, not love that's worth having.

    What terrible advice.
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:31:25 No.2307673
    >>2307625

    i lol'd. If there wasn't 5 relationship threads on the front page at the sametime when this was made then I would have just put it up but this is advanced faggotry and I will have no part in helping it spread. fyi part 3 is the best part and ties it all together, and it addresses the angry loser rants in this thread.
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:33:19 No.2307694
    >>2307652

    >You're going to lose your job, and have to immediately get a new one to keep the gifts coming.

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUU SHUT UP
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:34:07 No.2307699
    firstly, this forces people out of their comfort zones to a degree where it strips them of their personality. getting a job, buying dumb little anime figurines, lurking 4chan, and playing video games are all somebody's choice and this can be balanced with pursuing a girl. there's something deceptive and inauthentic about giving up your personal interests to become something you're not just to land a girl and, to me, that's highly unattractive.

    secondly, if you have to buy the love of a girl then obviously something is wrong here.

    this "advice" is enormously ridiculous and would be truly pathetic to follow word for word.
    >> SAGE Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:37:30 No.2307726
    >>2307699
    It's funny.


    Goddamn. Joke much?
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:40:49 No.2307760
    >>2307577
    Internet cool guy ITT
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:42:25 No.2307774
    >>2307654
    Rest of it is fairly okay though
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:45:32 No.2307802
    >>2307774
    no. you also dont stay with a girl if she wont fuck you/is cheating on you
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:45:35 No.2307803
    lol at that last step, jesus christ do not spend 400 dollars randomly on some chick you are not dating just because you guys are kind of hitting it off

    that is never romantic, that is 100% creepy as fuck, you don't have to bribe girls to like you, and if you try it it will be transparent and awkward as shit

    just ask her to go to the movies with you or see if she wants to go for a walk in the park or to dinner
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:46:27 No.2307811
    That comic is monumentally retarded.
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:53:37 No.2307861
    Bump... Continue.. if there is any more I'd like to see it.
    >> Mystery 12/01/08(Mon)23:06:02 No.2307960
    This is absolutely terrible advice.

    Buying someone you hardly know an extravagant gift "just because" will send two messages:
    -I'm a desperate loser and think spending a shit-ton of money on strangers will make them love me (Seriously, that flow chart is a couple miles off. No girl gets a $200+ gift from a guy for no reason and doesn't "pick up on your intentions." She'll pick up on your intentions alright. And feel weird.
    -Walk all over me, use me for my money, I'm weak, you're in charge.

    Artist's advice sucks. Stick to drawing shitty MS Paint relationship comics.
    >> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:13:15 No.2308025
    >>2307811
    I love how the narrarator of the comic (who is trying to act like a pimp) types in a fucking Lord of the Rings font.


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