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    106 KB Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)16:51:23 No.2291789  
    Whyboner thread?

    Whyboner thread.

    > Visit friend
    > She's short, blond, very cute
    > Wraps her arms around my waist and presses her face against my chest, then looks up at me with wide eyes
    > "You're tall!"
    > whyboner.jpg
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)16:52:46 No.2291798
    >cute girl pushing her face against your chest

    hurrr

    Whyboner is for shit like taking a shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)16:53:29 No.2291802
    >>2291789

    I like how you posted tristana

    them yordles give me whyboners, lulu too
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)16:54:54 No.2291815
    The purpose of this thread is to subtly troll short people from the sadfrog thread, right?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)16:54:55 No.2291816
    >>2291798

    I'd say it's for any unwanted, unexpected arousal.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)16:56:22 No.2291823
    >>2291815

    Shortfags need to grow the fuck up. They've only got a tiny problem, and every time they start complaining about it it brings me up short. Seriously, they should stop making a mountain of a molehill. Why can't they see that their height is dwarfed by other, bigger issues?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)16:59:26 No.2291846
    >Best-Friend flexes his muscles
    >Boner achieved
    >slap his arm
    >He stops
    >Think about raping my friends and than I get a boner

    He's not gay, no the man's not gay, but like tonetta, he's on his way.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)17:03:29 No.2291891
    Post some pics of your friend OP!!!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)17:05:17 No.2291911
    >Play wrestling with girlfriend
    >Get in position of her on her back and my over her between her legs
    >Got her down and lightly choking her with right hand
    >Regrip and accidentally really choke her a little
    >She coughs a little and moans
    >We stop and stare for a minute
    >Start to choke her harder
    >Pull her panties down and finger her while I choke her
    >She's moaning as much as she can with my hand wrapped around her throat
    >Whyboner
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)17:10:10 No.2291952
    doesn't whyboner mean, you don't know why you had a boner?
    every boner in this thread is really justified (even that gay one, everybody has his preferences)
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)17:29:51 No.2292161
    >>2291789
    >Woke up from dream where I just stood in line at the dmv
    >Even in dream, bored out of my mind
    >wake up
    >ragiest boner yet possessed in lifetiem
    >whyboner.jpg
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)17:36:37 No.2292216
    >cute Asian girl
    >jumps on my back, I'm surprised
    >wraps legs around my body, rests her head on my shoulder
    >whispers "oh anon, you're so tall"
    >Suddenly, a wild, rock hard 8" bonner appears
    >She slips down me a bit, her calves start rubbing it
    >whybonner.jpg
    It's only afterwards I realized that she wanted my dick. The woes of a spaghetti monster.
    >> Dronefukqtip !!qAbKD3/olKN 04/30/12(Mon)17:38:59 No.2292234
    >>2291911
    this more like
    >totallyappropriateboner
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)17:43:06 No.2292261
    >in biology
    >cute kid next to me says, "So, sir, let me get this straight: denaturation is cell death?"
    >whyboner.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)17:44:04 No.2292271
    >>2292261

    yes, I KNOW that denaturation is ENZYME death, but...
    >> Clive !!V822zRKz+I2 04/30/12(Mon)17:44:12 No.2292273
    >Look in mirror
    >Realise life is perfect
    >whyboner
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)17:44:19 No.2292274
    >all my blood leaves my body
    >howboner
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)17:46:17 No.2292302
    >>2292274
    Seriously this.
    >Getting blood drawn
    >whybonner.jpg
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)17:48:10 No.2292327
    >exercising
    >increased heart rate
    >understoodboner.txt
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)17:48:34 No.2292334
    >talking with a girl in uni cafeteria
    >she sat at my table
    >she is small asian
    >talks non stop
    >just smile and listen
    >suddenly she stops and goes "so anon tell me about yourself"
    >just awkwardly tell her about my hobbys... like playing guitar and piano, my electronics diy projects.
    >she is just staring at me and going "ohh.. that so cool" "Interesting" "you are really talented and cool" "is there anything you cant do"
    >all while she is touching her chest and playing wtih her hair. Her breathing has become shallow and her pupils are diallated. Also she has leaned in to me.
    >getting a massive boner as I talk and stare at her...
    >she touches my hand and says "lets get back to class"
    >I have the most majestic hardest boner ever
    >whyboner
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)17:49:27 No.2292346
    >>2292327
    I've gotten plenty of bonners at the gym due to hot women, and this.
    Ever trip on the treadmill because your bonner got in your way?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)17:50:53 No.2292361
    >>2292334
    Sounds like you should have put that bonner to good use
    Whybonner? More like opportunistic bonner.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)17:52:56 No.2292393
    >>2292334
    > Read these stories
    > Why_boner.jpg
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)17:54:06 No.2292402
    >>2291823
    >mountain
    >molehill
    >Iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)17:54:07 No.2292403
    >running a marathon
    >at about 20k i just get this endorphin rush that I have never felt before in my life
    >one moment I feel like I am dying and the next I am floating on clouds and feel no pain at all
    >feel relaxed so penis fills up and get semi hard, about 68%.
    >it is chubby as hell and slinging about
    >keep running and finish under 4 hours.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)17:55:53 No.2292421
    >>2292334

    >whyboner

    wat

    That's a perfectly reasonable boner. I don't think you understand the point of this thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)17:56:30 No.2292432
    >Go over to my sister's house
    >She's a fat, disabled mid 40's Mormon
    >masturbate furiously to the thought of me being able to rape her while she can't get away due to her disability
    Arf.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)17:57:51 No.2292452
    >>2292432
    seriously
    >whyboner
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)18:01:09 No.2292484
    >See my fat 50yo single mom neighbour walk about her house naked
    >masturbate to the idea of fucking her
    >feel gross after that
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)18:01:22 No.2292487
    >everyone in this thread using meme the wrong way
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)18:02:15 No.2292496
    >see my gf naked
    >whyboner?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)18:05:42 No.2292535
    >have a vagina
    >whatboner
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)18:07:21 No.2292558
    This thread is full of fail.

    > Girl is laying on top of me saying, "I'm going to fuck your cock over and over again until you can't speak and can only moan and drool from pleasure.
    > whyboner
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)18:08:57 No.2292575
    >>2292558
    >fuck your cock
    >your cock
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)18:09:11 No.2292580
    >>2292558
    Well maybe all these people are gay and are wondering why these women give them boners...

    Just a thought.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)18:10:15 No.2292592
    >remember having an erection
    >consult the video tapes
    >nothing
    >whenboner
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)18:13:29 No.2292623
    >>2292580
    Really now? God, I hate /r9k/, everyone is retarded!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)18:32:56 No.2292836
    >>2291823
    >Not including "the big picture" in your post
    It was all set up, bro. You could have aimed a little higher with your post. I'm a little angry at you for selling yourself short like that.

    Midgets.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)18:39:23 No.2292886
    >this thread
    >bonners, bonners everywhere.

    Is bonner some new meme or is R9K really this reminiscent of Youtube comments?
    >> Viking !Oc.ISaedtg 04/30/12(Mon)18:40:33 No.2292902
    >time to get off of the bus
    >whyboner?


    precautionaryblox
    >> Viking !Oc.ISaedtg 04/30/12(Mon)18:42:11 No.2292922
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    37 KB
    >>2292886
    Why are you talking about basketball in a boner thread?

    >nigga, you gay?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)18:54:39 No.2293005
    >Be snuggling with cat
    >Cat lays on head, starts licking hair
    >Hmm...
    >I let cat continue, feels good, start to masturbate
    >Cat licks inside of ear, purrs loudly
    >Hnnnnng
    >Cum with the ferocity of Bastet's roar
    >whyboner.jpg
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)19:03:13 No.2293093
    all the time
    >start/come close to crying
    >slight erection
    >whyboner
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)19:08:34 No.2293149
    >Be at work.
    >People think it's funny to scare me.
    >Someone touches my shoulder and yells behind me.
    >Jump 3 feet and feel blood rush to cock.
    >whyboner
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)19:11:48 No.2293187
    >>2292922
    A white person playing basketball?!
    How could he not be gay.

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