Well, i shoplifted when i was younger, but other than that i haven't even got into a fight. I have had thoughts about doing stuff, though.

i almost convinced a 12 year old boy to let me suck his dick in exchange for a Charizard pokemon card (I was 15 at the time, and im a guy)

>>2270419
"almost"? that doesn't sound like a crime.

I stole some cigarettes when I was little ;_; I got busted and had to do community service

I built houses in Iraq.
Shit sucks.

i left my car parked out on the street overnight.

$10 fine : (

>>2270430
well my worst crimes are probably just TP/egging houses. I've stolen shit from stores, it's real great fun.

I'm 23 now and still have a hard time reminding myself "you can't do that shit anymore, it's a felony..."

Theft, fraud, burglary, and the full spectrum of drug crimes from manufacturing to selling.

Usual shoplifting little kids do for kicks. The biggest item I ever boosted from a store was a HUEG bag of Lay's from Yaohan (zomg nostalgia).

The cashier was convinced that I was just exchanging items. Damn, I didn't even know I had that much power as a kid...

commited or been charged with?
im not comfortable posting what i committed.

I stole a six pack of heinekens in a nightclub in asia. I'm so glad the ridiculously huge bouncers didn't see me.

I gave my best friend a handjob. That wasn't the crime though. The crime was that he DIDN'T GET OFF HAY-YAY!

>>2270657
Oh my fucking god those chips were so good! what the hell happened to them?!?!?

Stealing - wakeboards, laptops, once raided an apartment some jap bitch was staying in and stole some of her shit while she was in there, legged it to a bathroom, breaking into cars.

Also drug stuff and assault

I killed a faggot and now he's dead.

OP here.
Worst thing i've done is arson on a daycare. Not the actual act but i was involved with it. Was assaulted to prevent me to say anything, since i was only a witness. Was under 14 which meant i couldn't get anything for it. Obviously i reported it but now i still live in a slight fear the guys or their cousins are going to find me and fill me up with lead.

But i still remember when i ran past the daycare after we lit it on, and saw how the whole fucking thing burnt down and how it was slightly my fault, that was fucking horrible.

It probably why i went on to 4chan, because i wasn't able to go out because the guys who did it are crazy sons of bitches who assaulted me and would probably murder me if they had to.

>>2270671
Thank god you are anonymous which means you can say what you did without worry.

>>2270855
What the fuck, people like you hang on r9k?

software and music piracy, I am a boring person

>>2270903

There are people here that are far worse than that guy. At least he shows remorse and might have been bullied into it.

I have no shame, remorse, pity, empathy, or really any human emotion. I plot daily to kill infants, newborns, the retarded, anyone who bothers me.

>>2270959
>>2270903
The thing is, when that happened i was living a criminal life. I burnt cars, assaulted people, even robbed people. How it came to that is simply where i live, people like that live there. I ended up becoming just like them, i never thought about anything. This was like a wake-up call for me. It's one of those things i never tell anyone because it's my "dark past" that doesn't matter to me anymore.

I really am not a horrible person, i just stopped thinking.

Theft and selling drugs.

i downloaded a car

Had oral and vaginal sex with a 12yo girl.

And I would do it again.

wow nobody's said anything about bootlegging yet

yeah bootlegging, being a pirate and drugs :\
ZOMG IM SEW KEWL

>>2270346
Yeeah. I've thrown rocks at windows(werent attached to a house tho), burnt dumpsters, sprayed everything, hit some goflballs trying to hit ppl/windows, stolen money from relatives. have broken and entered a house. found money, stole it, also some beer from the fridge(still have the key to the house which I found on the table), stolen laptops+money from purses at houseparties, and probably the funniest yet, obstructed a driveway with my friend using some nifty metal fences we found lying nearby. It was 4am so mainly the traffic were taxis, and one of em jsut rammed the fences. Hilarious.

>>2271762

That's what downloading a car was about.

When I was a kid, I stole pocket candy from a supermarket. I broke out into a sweat every time I went back there, especially when I noticed they had cameras trained on the candy area.

Minor copyright infringement and being drunk and disorderly.

Murdered a Pimp in my neighborhood. Took the body way out in to the country side. Sometimes I wonder if the body was ever discovered but I'm not about to go back and check,

Assaulting an officer of the law. In the bollocks.

I shared marijuana with a minor.

I had sex with my Dad when I was young.

Drug use and trafficking, shoplifting (Together, me and fellow tripfag Mister Children have probably stolen $3000 worth of stuff from our local Target), underage smoking, beating the shit out of people, jumping people...
But probably the best is the fact that I can cause any three people to go to jail whenever I want, because I've been the jailbait in three different sexual escapades. It's not illegal for me, but a douche move. However one of them is now a good friend and the other I am still in a relationship with.

I accidentally stole a property magazine when I was 10. I thought it was free.

Stealing little this and that, mostly cosmetics and other small but expensive items.

And well, downloading stuff from the internet IS a crime, but we all do that.

Me and my Dad had Sex when I was young. Feels good, man!

>>2271999
Forgot to remove your tripcode or something?

I've done drugs and underage drunk.
Oh the rebellion of youth.

Trespassing and almost lying to a police officer.

I'm pretty good with my phrasing, so I got out of the last one.

either running a red light or accidentally downloading CP, depending on how you define 'worst'.

Drugs
Traffic Offenses
Leaving the Scene of an Accident
Not Reporting an Accident
Stealing thousands of dollars of merchandise from my place of employment
Buying alcohol while underage
Giving alcohol to minors
Drunk Driving
Piracy (the ocean kind)

But nothing serious. It's interesting that among my friends all of us have committed unrelated felonies.

I have pirated over 3000g of info.

My speedo has indicated 175mph in a 70mph zone.

The latter will probably net the most jail time if caught.

hit this guy with a bottle on his head once. Long time ago. He lived.

>>2272003

People are trying to imitate me. I am the one and only true Tripfag.

>>2272067

That's a lie. Obviously. What's wrong with you?

>>2270657
hey, we have those here.

silly american names.