Religious orientation?

Did you ever fucked a goat?

>>2268505
Was raised as a Sunni Muslim. Never really believed in it, but i went a long with the rituals to make my deeply religious mother happy.

>>2268506
No, I havent fucked a goat. I'm not a heartless monster. I make sweet tender love to them, i make them feel like they are the only goat in the world.

how does it feel to be a bigger failure than somalia?

Do you hate the West? Don't worry if you do, it's totally justified.

what is your nationality and where are you from

Who are bigger dicks, the Russians or the Americans?

>>2268518
Do you now just go through the motions of faith, or do you choose not to practice?

Is there hope for Afghanistan?

I have more respect for you people after reading The Kite Runner.

holy shit. all the questions just popped up at once. give me 2 mins and ill reply to each of you . sorry gentlemen.

have some of this in the mean time.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ac4_1309457132

>>2268519
>>how does it feel to be a bigger failure than somalia?

I don't really think about somalia, or I dont see myself as Afghanistan. but its pathetic.

>>Do you hate the West? Don't worry if you do, it's totally justified.
I hate fat girls. Fat guys are cool. Hating the west is not justified. They are not perfect but they have been pioneers in so many fields so they are allowed some fucked up decisions.

>>2268543
Afghan. Ethnicity: Pashtun. The same group as the taliban. More specifically: Yousefzai meaning sons of Joseph. Dat Jew.

>>2268582
>>2268582
>Pashtun

OTRALALLALA

Do you drive a taxi?

>>2268547
>>Who are bigger dicks, the Russians or the Americans?

Russians are boss, because they are the white version of us in so many ways. They are really in a shithole, but they survive, they make do. They are smarter than us of course, but there are so many parallels, its lulzsy.

The US government isn't too much of an asshole. They are assholes for letting religion fuck with their laws. I am talking about drug legalization, prostitution, gay marriage, etc.

As for the soldiers, ive heard us soldiers are the worst, relatively speaking, but im sure they arent that bad. There are a good amount of bad apples but hey, its war, they feel that the enemy is evil. War is different. I don't think civilians in the west will ever really appreciate it. So i dont disrespect the soldiers as much as you would think.

I do think those in power that decided to go to war in afghanistan should be questioned.

Could Libya turn into an Afghanistan?

>>2268600

Just because you don't know what a word is doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

>>2268614
>Pashtuuuuuuuun

OHABIBIBIBI

>>2268554
>>Do you now just go through the motions of faith, or do you choose not to practice?

I have never heard the term 'motions of faith' before, please elaborate.

Well when major holidays come, i do the bare minimum to blend in with these animals... or should i say the ... BEAR minimum....

I don't pray, unless its a big deal where my mother would be disappoint.

I don't drink liquor just out of habit.

>>2268606
>>2268606

Can we have some proof. I just believe you are legit. Tbh you sound full of shit

>>2268628
I just DONT believe***

Are you addicted to opium? If not, why not? It's basically free over there.

>>2268564
>>Is there hope for Afghanistan?

Not for another 30 years id say. After the US, there will be a few years of real horrorshow. Ethnic violence that leads to things that would make your shellshocking nightmwares look like brony faggotry. There will be rape, beheadings, kidnappings, real violence. This current war is pretty tame for the most part. <3 artillery.


I have more respect for you people after reading The Kite Runner.

Lol. Those people were farsi. I am a Pashtun. They are the upperclass, sophisticated ones. I am the lowerclass backwater primitive conservative.

>read Kite Runner
>troll /r9k/ as an afghani
8/10

FUCKING HAZARI

>>2268641
>There will be rape, beheadings, kidnappings, real violence.

like your afghani erryday life

>>2268600
>>Do you drive a taxi?
>>Do you drive a pussymagnet?

Fixed.

>>2268607
Could libya turn into afghanistan?

I don't think so. But politics isnt my forte. A really corrupt government could fuck things up.

I don't think libya will do well any time soon, because the constructive part of a revolution is the hardest.

>>2268628
Ill take a pic of something in 2 mins.

>>2268640
Not addicted to opiates. I find addiction very unbecoming.


IF ANYONE WANTS A BETTER MORE ELABORATE ANSWER, just ask, i halfassed most of these cuz they all popped up at once.

>>2268622
To go through the motions is to act without conviction. Though, you did answer my question>

A follow up, though.

Is religion really as pervasive as the media would have me believe? According to multiple mass media sources, those without the right faith are often chastised, excluded from the local communities and harassed relentlessly. Much like a more extreme American South.

>>2268642
Not a hazara. Hazara are pretty cool, but they arent really respected. They are like the mexicans of the afghanistan , kind of.


>>2268656
like your afghani erryday life

nope. shit here is fine really. Relatively speaking.. wait till the ethnic violence starts...

there will be blood.

Proof coming up in 2 mins

>>2268641
> After the US, there will be a few years of real horrorshow.
>real horrorshow
>There will be rape, beheadings, kidnappings, real violence.

Is that not a misuse of the word horrorshow.

Unless you're into gore I suppose...

What is/are your native language(s)? Why is your English so good and when did you learn it?

>>2268676
>Not a hazara
but they're the ones with really beautiful eyes? right?

>>2268674
Yeah, you have to be a muslim really. Its ok to be a weak ass muslim, meaning you can drink [dont do it in public really], you can fuck kids [cultural thing, dont talk about it, its only in certain areas though], but denounce islam or admit to being an atheist and you will be ostracized at least. depends on your social status, but ... you gotta go along to get along.

WHAT KIND OF PROOF DO YOU NIGZ WANT? ASK NOW SO I CAN SNAP SOME SHITTY WEBCAM PICS

And paranoid question but how could my ISP track me? Would they have to obtain my IP from 4chan? or is there another way?

>>2268700
Use a VPN. They're your friend. But if you want one that has an ip that isn't banned on 4chan you're gonna need to pay.

>>2268680
Well what is going on here is gore in a way, and its seen as progress/good.

>>2268684
Mother tongue is Pashto/Pushto, the language of the majority of afghanistan. Farsi classier though, spoken by the Farsiwal/Farsi people of afghanistan. They are more iranian really. Sunni iranian, vs actual iranian which is shia.

My english is decent because its my first language.

WHAT TIME IS IT OVER THERE HERE ITS 11:40

>>2268697

Hazara are the mongoloid ones. I don't think thats a politically incorrect term, its in medical/anthro textbooks last time i checked.

>>2268716
PAY FOR VPNS, im not white...

WHAT KIND OF PROOF DO YOU NIGZ WANT?

>>2268731
11:40pm. I assume you are in pakistan?

>>2268738
Take a picture of the wastelands outside. Afghanistan is 97% wasteland right?

>>2268738
I live in the Philippines, most the people use Hotspot Shield or Expat Shield because they're free, but like I said good luck trying to post on 4chan with one of those ips... The one I like to use is only $2.50 a month.

AM im in america

>>2268748
Its midnight almost, im not going out, i have a half decent lawn. Sometihng in the house.

>>2268750
Obligatory putang inamo..

I will come to your great cluster of islands one day for your tuna jawbone soup, and your jellyfish lake. And maybe to check up on how pacquiao is ruling. Is bery bery great to be heer.

OP, I love your puns. Despite being a non-native english speaker, you're very good at them. I laughed a bunch.

What area of Afghanistan do you live in?

What's your thoughts on the guy in the pic? I've been told he's a great hero of yours, and if the info out there for us dumb, shallow Westerners can access, I guess he deserves to be one. But I also know that speaking of "how Afghans as a whole feels about one thing or a person" is kinda meaningless because all the ethnic groups have different versions of a story that doesn't necessarily connect with those of others.

Also, how did you become so good at English?

Where did you learn to speak English so well?

Out of all the countries you've been, which do you like the best?

>>2268772
.. it is my first language.... i... nevermind .


>>2268774
I'd rather not say. I am paranoid, but not afraid of the US, more afraid of my own gov, lol.

The guy in your picture is Massoud. he was the head of the northern alliance. The rival, the enemy of the taliban.

Northern alliance = todays government = Farsi

Taliban = Pashtun.

The Pashtun are the majority, they are 'true afghans' really. Geographically/culturally speaking. but they are dumb as fuck.

we hate each other. He was cool. He has a nice warrior image.


What do i think of him? Ehs a pretty cool guy, doesnt afraid of anything. But he was before my time. My allegiance should lie with the other side, but i am not an idiot.


English is my first language. I can understand a handful of languages, i forgot another handful.

>>2268789
Hmmmm... well the us has to be the greatest overall nation in the motherfucking universe IF you have some money. Otherwise its cold.

Australias pretty chillaxed, but their economy is a joke. They can afford to leech off of iron ore for a while, but they slowly need to seriously think about pumping money into some sustainable future. And they need to fix their immigration problem.

Haven't been to scandinavia, but it seems most perfect on paper. Besides the buttfucking cold and the lack of musical taste. Deathmetal my dick. ACDC/iron maiden is as intense as anyone should/needs to go.

Muslim immigrants/african immigrants are fucking that place up.

The multicultural dream is pipe in nature. The us is unique, never again will there by such a fucking glorious country. RIP beautiful

If you had the chance to leave Afghanistan and live normally in a first world country, would you?

>>2268842
>Scandinavia
>lack of musical taste

I just lost all respect I had for you.

>>2268872
varg probably wouldn't care if an afghan disliked his music, lol.
no offense meant to the op.

>>2268864
Course I would. I am trying hard. i need a bit more money. But when you convert afghan shitdollars into a real currency, they laugh at you and throw a nickel at your feet ._.


It sucks having to experience life over the internets. I am not even socially inept. But i am stuck here. i'm trying though.

Sup dude, I'm an Algerian, and almost an identical position in terms of religion. Are you planning on staying in Afghanistan forever? Algeria seems so limited; and yet I don't want to be one of those "fucking immigrants who couldn't make his country good so went to sap another".

>>2268891
Yeah I know that feel bro. I'm also stuck in a middle eastern country ):
How old are you?

>>2268872
So much anger. Jimi wasn't that mad. Britney isnt that mad. And people don't even leave her alone.

I tried to take a picture of some Ladas soviet russia shaving blades, but cameroid is being homosexual. On top of being the normal levels of homosexual

Is it true afghans:

>Mutilate the genitals of young girls?
>Stone woman who have been raped
>Think raping woman who don't have a burka on is right because they were revealing themselves and 'asking for it'?
>Are killed for masturbating?
>This one my Afghan friend told to me, he believed: people who committed the haram act of wasting food by wiping their ass with bread were turned into gorillas. People believe this?

>>2268911
Are you nig algerian or arab algerian?

I prefer nig algerian, because 1. i hate arabs. 2. blacks are so hated on. love those guys.


>>Are you planning on staying in Afghanistan forever?

Plans mean nothing in the real world, nicca. You need money to leave. I have no money now. I need like 8k to bounce and not be a drain on the rest of the world. As in i would work in a respectable field outside.

>>2268911
Afghanistan is not in the middle east. I am 23.

Fun fact: Afghanistan used to be under communist rule and they were starting to prosper. Roads, factories, hospitals were made. I am not a dirty commie but things were going well.

>>2268943
Neither. I'm berber. Same problem here, I can't wait to get the fuck out though.

OP take a picture out of your window, your neighborhood I guess.

Do you play futbol?

>>2268937
>>>Mutilate the genitals of young girls?

I don't think so, I think thats more of an african thing.

>Stone woman who have been raped

Under old taliban law, yes. Today, in the modern muslim [oxymoronic] world, the treatment of rape victims is pretty bad, still. They are seen as used, worthless, damaged goods.

>Think raping woman who don't have a burka on is right because they were revealing themselves and 'asking for it'?

Lol no. There is rape but its not really rape anyone not wearing a burqa.there is a sick amount of rape though. Not even the sexy kind.

>Are killed for masturbating?

If that were true, I would have been killed.

Twice.

A day.

Since i was 13.


>This one my Afghan friend told to me, he believed: people who committed the haram act of wasting food by wiping their ass with bread were turned into gorillas. People believe this?

HAhahahah. No. I wish, but no.

For some reason, the left hand is considered unclean in a lot of cultures. The latin for left is sinister. in islam, you clean your ass with your left hand. No gorillas.

>>2268977
>They are seen as used, worthless, damaged goods.
But how can you love a girl who has had cum on her face? I don't think you have to be afghan to realize that a non-virgin woman is just like a used flashlight

>>2268977
Yeah, but to the Romans being left handed was seen as a positive.

>>2268960
Berber... The greeks used to think you guys were barbarians, they would mock your speech by saying ber-ber-ber-ber. Thats how we got the word barbarian.

I think. Someone check that shit.

As for football, definitely. I was into football back when roberto carlos was still a boss. Now you have metrosexual faggotry, a sick cash injection fucked the EPL up, people traded to places that i don't like, newcastle relegated, possibly to div 2. I stopped following along time ago. Football today needs more cantona, less eyebrow shaping.

>>2268998
>>But how can you love a girl who has had cum on her face? I don't think you have to be afghan to realize that a non-virgin woman is just like a used flashlight

Your mother had cum on her face. The lips you kissed... they were wrapped around a fat cock...
>>2269001
The romans liked small dicked boys. I rest my case.

Having a large dong was seen as grotesque if not laughable. Mangoats like pan had big dongs.

>>2269027
>Your mother had cum on her face.
My mother can't be a slut, only other women. I thought Afghans knew this. The only man she had sex with is my dad, and sex within marriage does not make a girl a slut.

>>2269027
Nah, those were the Greeks. they thought it made them look like baboons.

>>2269013
Newcastle got raped 4-0 by Wigan of all teams today. I am depress. But we are still 4th in the league. But I agree, needs more Cantona and less diving fags like Drogba and Ronaldo.

>>2268977
>there is a sick amount of rape though. Not even the sexy kind.
how can rape not be sexy? I like to fantasize about being a girl and men forcing their way over me.

>>2269049
>>My mother can't be a slut, only other women. I thought Afghans knew this.

Nope, most afghans had a jirga or a social meeting to discuss how many dongs were involved in her vagina and anus.

And how do you know she hasnt sucked other dicks? She told you? if she was a slut, would she ever admit it?

>>2269054
My mistake.

Roman aqueducts get me hard. I need to go see that shit for myself.

>>2269056
Whats shearer doing these days? That cocksucker that pumped all that money into the game... he ruined it.

>>2269075
You are normal.

Have some max hardcore.

http://fireget.com/56m6h3u97q57/FapFiles1950.rar

What food do Afghans eat?

>>2269078
All Afghans do not accuse their moms of being sluts. They know that other women are sluts however.

Also my mom got married at 15.

>>2269117
Hmmmm baked roundbread, i dont know what its called in english, but roti. and beef. Its pretty dull. Rice/roti/beef/chicken, not much variety.

Kabuli pulao/rice is rice with shredded steamed/boiled carrots and raisins, thats quite nice.

Afghan food is dull. This thread is getting dull. Someone post some OC tits. For afghanistan or against afghanistan or whatever. Just get some fresh tits in here.

>>2269137
>Afghan food is dull.
2/10 for making me respond

I love Afghan food and its better than Iranian food (My parents are Iranian).

>>2269078
He doesn't do much except for commentate on BBC matches nowadays. but don't hate man, that guy was my boyhood hero. He would have been the one that inspired me to play professional football if I wasn't so shit at it.

>>2269154
>> (My parents are Iranian).
That means you are Iranian too. You are not persian. You are not american. you are iranian. Own it.

As for iranian food, don't know much about it. Maybe its good in comparison. But i stand by afghan food lacking variety. beef beef beef meat meat meat

>>2269156
i am not hating on shearer, I loved that guy . i mean the other guy .

>>2269204
I think you mean the fat fuck known as Mike Ashley. The one who sacked Shearer and Kevin Keegan without giving them enough time to change anything.

>On 10 November 2011, Newcastle United announced that the stadium would officially be renamed the Sports Direct Arena, as a temporary measure to "showcase the sponsorship opportunity to interested parties", whilst looking for a sponsor for possible future stadium re-branding. According to the club, the St James' Park title has been dropped as not being "commercially attractive"

This says it all.

Op you're hilarious I love the comedy you've scattered throughout your posts.
Keep doin' what you're doin'.

>>2269251
Bastard, I am stuck in a fucking sandy shithole, forced to live the prime of my life online. I don't want to keep doing this. I want to live. I want to be free. Like a bon jovi song.

What do you think of the Taliban?

>>2269312
Disturbing hints of homoerotic tendencies. But thats prevalent in most of my culture. In a way, they are not unlike the US soldiers. Most think they are doing something good. They dont really give a fuck about the ideology. Most are poor, do it for a job/meal.

Those in charge need to be held accountable/buttfucked.

>>2269366
That being said, do you appreciate the Coalition and United Front's removal of the Taliban? Have you ever met any Coalition soldiers?

>>2269394
>>do you appreciate the Coalition and United Front's removal of the Taliban? Have you ever met any Coalition soldiers?

Long answer, not sure. Short answer, i guess so.

we are damned if you do, damned if you don't. This place truly is a god forsaken sinkhole of faggotry.

Honestly, if this place was soviet, we would at least have dendy. [youtube dendy chronicles, its an hour or so long, but good

What are the women like there, and what is your virginity status?

>>2269473
>>What are the women like there, and what is your virginity status?

Some are gorgeous, the uppermiddle class knows how to take care of themselves, makeup/fashion wise, etc. But you cant tap dat ass until you marry it. And i am not that kinky. Ill get freaky naughty up in hurr, but no marriage.

Most girls are nasty.

Lost my virginity outside at 17, havent been laid in years because i am here now.

>>2269503
How do some of dem dere Afghan chicks have such pretty eyes?

>>2269540
What do you call the effect explaining murphys law?

It may have something to do with that. Like the reason the napoleon complex idea exists.

A little help?

>>2268960
Fucking Berbers, we can't wait for you shits to leave.

>>2269013
>the greeks used to think you are barbarians
they are.

>>2269607
Lol you just sound butthurt, but i think they were kind of barbaric, they did control the gold flow for a while.

Did you ever saw someone getting stoned at the marketplace?
A relative of mine worked in the oil bussiness in SA and one day he was chillaxing in a bar when suddenly everyone was summoned outside to see a fag getting stoned.

>>2269617
why would i be butthurt? i'm just being honest dude, they are barbaric... they act like it.

>>2269625
Would you like me to massage your tender swollen anus? You butthurt, bro.

>>2269625
Nah, you dont get stonings anymore. I have seen shot up heroin junkies that were later sold to the US army as taliban. Stay classy everyone involved.

I used to watch beheading videos aka jihadi videos. weird shit. not into gore but there is no knowledge that is not power..

HEY YOU AFGHANI SON OF A BITCH
IS EVERYONE ANGRY ALL THE GODDAMN TIME
IN THAT SHITTY FUCKING COUNTRY
IF SO I WANNA TRAVEL THERE
AND FUCK SHIT UP
GODDAMNIT
OH AND HEAD SCARVES ARE FOR PUSSIES
SHIT

>>2269659
Take a picture of the hookah you most definitely own.

>>2269706
Not really but religion makes them angry. Playing along with the whole god thing, there is a nice side to him. Nigga churches praise jesus in a lovely way. However its all aobut how you are going to hell for this or that.

>>2269706
Im sorry i should have mentioned in my first post. Im not a faggot. i don't have a shisha. I am not 12.

>>2269740
Take a picture of some traditional clothes.

>>2269751
lol im wearing a t shirt and shorts now. i got traditional shit in the closet but its dull. google 'shalwar kameez' its the same as the pakistani one. But they are all dull ass colors. look at the malaysian one, its very similiar but they are fabulous. pink and green and red and blue.

>>2269774
Take a picture for proof is what I am asking. Just look out a window or front door or something and take a picture. I want to see.

>>2269787
its 2am, i was going to take a pic of some ladas soviet shaving blades, but cameroid was being a faggot. Other site that takes webcam pics online?

I eat lunch at this afghan restauant every couple of weeks. It's a guy and his teenage daughter. I really want to bone her. It would be like fucking a fremen girl. I've found out they aren't muslim and she kind of flirts with me sometimes but than the dad stares me down and I almost shit myself. I'm not sure how they stay open. Me and my bro have ever been the only ones we've seen in there. They have some pakistan influence or somthing becuse there or pretty good curries on the menu. I believe they are pashtun.

>>2269795
ITS FUCKING HIPSTER PROOF TIME..

Photography has always been one of my true passions. Its part of my soul .So its time for fucking proof. REQUESTS?!

I assume you live in Helmand/Kandahar since you are Pashtun. Have you ever been in the Sangin area? That's where my last deployment was and that's where I am heading back to next week.

Your country is very beautiful, It's a pity that it has been so war torn in the past century.

american jets haven't shot down your internet yet?

>>2269840
jesus christ, you are crazy/brave enough to come back here. I salute you. Try the pomegranate and the hashish. NOT the opiates though.

Not in those areas, i won't say where, because i am paranoid as fuck.

Stay safe, don't be a hero, you take care, i suggest you buy a 1-2 tb Western digital My passport harddrive. its a tiny USB thing. Get some good internet and leech aaaaaalllllll the shows/seasons/movies you can. anime shit too. And then once you get here, pass it around to all the gentlemen. they will greatly appreciate it.

again, stay safe. good luck

>>2269866
Apparently not. American jets shot down your mom yet? faggit.

>>2268481
I got your nose.

>>2269940
I lolled.

You can come to my country any day. I give you safe passage to anywhere you fucking want. Anything you need, [except children[. I like you. You can fire rocket launcher.

>>2269837
i took that pic btw. the website/photoshop has like 60 other effects/filters, so i can show how unique i am. but using one of 60 filters.

Ladas is a russian razor blade company. its pretty good. some turkish companies used to be boss, then they went shit. maybe i just got a bad batch. im bored.

>>2270008
Is there any prostitution in afghanistan? Also, what is the junkie scene like if you wanted pussy. I mean could you find a cute junkie and pay her with coke or whatever for ass to mouth? Make her earn that bump.

>>2270048
>>Is there any prostitution in afghanistan? Also, what is the junkie scene like if you wanted pussy. I mean could you find a cute junkie and pay her with coke or whatever for ass to mouth? Make her earn that bump.

Here is a better question. Is there any place WITHOUT prostitution?

Ask some GIs but i hear kabul has chinese bars/stripclub/backdoor whorehouses. As for here, yeah, poverty = prostitution.

Heroin ravages your body. you rarely get cute junkies. they would be in the whore business anyway.

could you find a cute junkie and pay her with coke or whatever for ass to mouth?

I could buy a village wife for that. Also no coke here. cant afford it. too expensive. heroin is homegrown/cheap.

>>2270008
>Make time-stamp
>Get some Afghan artifact
>Take picture
>???
>PROFIT

ok gentlemen, i am about to wrap this up. its sleepytime soon.

You all have fun, take care, live everyday like you were completely free. Rejection tempers the steel that is your soul. Seek out failure to learn, to hone, to live, to love.

Bitches aint shit. Learn about the people that shaped the world. Learn about the glorious of pure mathematics, natural science, logic, appreciate the grace of a mozart concerto, and find some tig ol bitties to motor boat. You will die soon. do not forget this.

>>2270086
How cheap is heroin there?

>>2270108

I got a little buddha head downstairs. Nothing great to look at. I think its real. Part of history. I plan on giving it to a chinese buddhist friend on the outside if i meet up with him.

OP you say you were raised a sunni Muslim in Afghanistan? If so, then you can tell me the significance of black flags. If you cant your a liar

>>2270127
black flags? No idea, man.. .honestly..

>>2270125
dunno about prices, but we supply 95% of the worlds opiates so ..

>>2270138

Then Im 99% sure that your not an afghan muslim, because any child in afghanistan could tell you

>>2270153
>>Then Im 99% sure that your not an afghan muslim
>>your not an afghan muslim
>>your


Well sorry, but i really dont know. Black is usually a shia thing....? but i dont think 99% of afghans would know. this place is fragmented into provinces

whats the answer?!

>>2270183

its not a shia thing, and the fact that afghanistan is fragmented into provences doesnt change anything, because the madrassas all teach pretty much the same stuff.

I'll give you a clue- its in the hadeeth and is about the end times

>>2270128
>>2270183
Sure, take a picture...and write some of your native language on it too

>>2270225
lol faggot. i didnt go to a madrassa. I used to be middle class. A lot of kids don't go to madrassas.

Some army of antichrist might have black flags or something, but google could tell you that, and you are an idiot, madrassas dont really teach you too much you just rote memorize the quran in a language you dont understand.

>>2270225
wait where did you go to your madrassa? you know all madrassas are not the same. I assume they do have some decent madrassas that actually teach you shit. Most here are into rote learning they dont teach you much more than the basics of islam.

>>2270235
broseph its almost 3am. sorry mang.

>>2270242

You wouldnt have to go to a madrassa to know this, if your mother was religious then you would know, its common knowledge.

the only other way to prove your telling the truth is to write something in pashto and take a picture of it. or even write it in microsoft paint

>>2270296
Lol my mother told me a ton of quranic stories etc, but she never talked about the antichrist or the black flag. I am pretty sure this is not too common knowledge but i could be wrong.

>>the only other way to prove your telling the truth is to write something in pashto and take a picture of it. or even write it in microsoft paint

Do not know if serious or not.

I can type/understand phonetic pashto which is probably something to be ashamed of. sta nia bande hajj ookam. why are you so evil? i get very evil vibes from you.

Is it dangerous to try to buy opium or heroin there? Also, how much is hashish and can the hashish dealers get heroin/opium for you?

>>2270358
>>Is it dangerous to try to buy opium or heroin there? Also, how much is hashish and can the hashish dealers get heroin/opium for you?

Not dangerous at all. You can get it from the local baker a lot of times. The guys who make roti, not like a bakery baker. Ive never paid for hash before, i used to smoke it a bit, but i knew big guys, so i would smoke export quality shit that was heading for belgium. I know the price went up at least 2-3x in the last 3-4 years. dunno why. I think its because the taliban are stockpiling it now. Demand and supply, they have enough to flood the world markets, enough to make a dip in the prices. but they are holding onto their stuff, keeping prices high. Much like china with their currency. Highly unethical.

Getting heroin is different, usually. like hash guys dont usually have heroin, everyone here smokes hash, kind of. taxi drivers, teenagers, you smoke it at weddings, its not a bad thing really. people arent like proud of it. its just something that is quite common.

>>2270333

so your a middle class pashtun who grew up in Afghanistan yet cant read or write pashto?

>>2270397

also the time in afghanistan is currently 02:21.....

>the taliban are stockpiling it now. Demand and supply, they have enough to flood the world markets, enough to make a dip in the prices. but they are holding onto their stuff, keeping prices high

this is completely untrue. the Islamic emirate of afghanistan outlawed all such things before the invasion

>in July 2000, Taliban leader Mullah Mohammed Omar, collaborating with the United Nations to eradicate heroin production in Afghanistan, declared that growing poppies was un-Islamic, resulting in one of the world's most successful anti-drug campaigns. As a result of this ban, opium poppy cultivation was reduced by 91% from the previous year's estimate of 82,172 hectares

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opium_production_in_Afghanistan

>>2270397
used to be able to read it fluently, i read the quran quite well. for a kid. then i stopped using it, i went outside, i can still remember most characters, alif, bay, kaf, etc, but i forgot a lot, i have to think about stringing words together and even if i do, half of its wrong.

>>2270409
2:52am

>>2270437
>>this is completely untrue.

Ive heard otherwise, but it could be false.

>> the Islamic emirate of afghanistan outlawed all such things before the invasion

I am talking about the new taliban.Today.


>>2270437

Yeah there was less opium with the old taliban, because it really does rape a country. Russia/iran/afghanistan/pakistan, we all have a fuckton of junkies and its pretty horrible stuff. it ruins families.

But that situation is lonnnnng gone, broseph. Now the presidents brother was the biggest exporter. there is tons of dope, the golden triangle aint shit, RIP Khun Sa but today afghanistan is on a whole new level.

they also banned hashish

>>2270472
1997 . more than 10 years ago.

>>2270470

there is no new or old islamic emirate of afghanistan, they still have the same leadership as they did pre invasion.....

>>2270487
>>there is no new or old islamic emirate of afghanistan, they still have the same leadership as they did pre invasion.....

Nope. old taliban and new taliban are completely different. New taliban is thixotropic militant group. Old taliban was more politically orientated.

And new government = northern alliance. Karzai is pashtun, but his allegiance lies with the farsiwan. He has a chain of restaurants in the us. He is more unpashtun than me.

>I dont see myself as Afghanistan.
yeah, i have to hit my head everyday to remind myself i'm not France

>>2270524
lol. its 3 in the AM now. And i meant... i don't apologize for the stupidity of the country. I am not responsible for the actions of the rest of the country. I criticise it more than most. only because i want the stupidity/suffering to end.

if you get caught with heroin, opium or hashish how much does it cost to bribe/buy them off? are they able to be bribed or will that screw you over even more?

>>2270706
depends on a lot of things. 1. what you look like. if you are a junkie, they will expect less. if you are in a business suit, they will want more. 2. depends on amount. If you are carrying 10 kilos for sale, then they will want more. 3. location. 4. how boss are you. I got stopped one time, they knew i had some dope. but i am a semi lovable character, a bit of wit and charm and you are on your way. most fuckers are just like me, 20-30yo good for nothings, we just want to get by, the system is fucked, we are all fucked, we are all bros.

>>2270225
>>2270256
I'm pretty sure any muslim would know what it said on that flag, which is shahada, the first pillar of islam, which states that there is none worthy of worship besides god and that Muhammed is his messenger. You learn that shit when you're like 5 or younger. If your mom was actually as religious as you say she is then you should probably know this.

>>2270903
yeah i know the shahada, i thought you were talking about the end of days, antichrist black flag thing.

OP
What do you think of Canada?
Please tell me you know we exist..

Also who do you think would win in a fight: Mullah Mohammed Omar or Hamid Karzai? I`m talking unarmed, kill them with your bare hands type of shit.

>>2270939
I wasn't that guy that said the end of days thing. Sorry if I confused you

>>2270952
I gotta go, but ill answer since canadians are so nice.

Your attitude towards healthcare is refreshing. Your immigration problem is not. You are canadian, do you mean the indian type or the asian type.

I am not a nationalist, but something should be done, integration helps strengthen a nation.

>>Mullah Mohammed Omar or Hamid Karzai?

Both are cocks, but probably omar, cuz hes dirty, karzai is a metrosexual kindda.

>>2270987
You confused me to my core. Now i get a wiggle in my pants when i look at clooney.

>>2271013
canadian here
thanks for answering. i`m a white guy.
canada is a great place to live, but i`m finding myself disagreeing more and more with a lot of liberal moral policies that we have. i do actually agree with our healthcare, even if it is a tad slow. big deal, we have to wait a couple hours at the hospital. but you`re right, probably the majority of immigrants are canadian second, if it`s even that high on their list. we`re pretty lax that way, and i think it`s biting us in the ass. but honestly, quite minor complaints. like i said, great place to live. we need to strengthen canadian identity, but i don`t see it happening soon. we`re just too apathetic.
anyway, safe travels friend