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couple days later, her boyfriend is getting all geared up to go
hunting, as it is opening day for hunting season. BING! The light in
her fried brain goes off, and she decides she is going to let a hunter
shoot her. So she constructs herself a deer suit. Literally gets fur,
and builds herself a fucking deer costume. She was describing this to
me, and all I could think was Silence of the Fucking Lambs.
She
completes her costume and goes out into the woods wearing it. She is
out in the woods drinking, doing drugs, when she hears some rustling.
She thinks that this is her chance, so she starts making some noise in
the bushes, crunching leaves and shit, when she hears "Lady, WHAT IN
THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"
It was the fucking park ranger! He
immediately radios for assistance, and she is literally drug out of
there in her "I love myself" jacket.
All of this while she was pregnant with her daughter, who is in my class.
And
people wonder why I drink so much. A couple days later, her boyfriend
is getting all geared up to go hunting, as it is opening day for
hunting season. BING! The light in her fried brain goes off, and she
decides she is going to let a hunter shoot her. So she constructs
herself a deer suit. Literally gets fur, and builds herself a fucking
deer costume. She was describing this to me, and all I could think was
Silence of the Fucking Lambs.
She completes her costume and goes
out into the woods wearing it. She is out in the woods drinking, doing
drugs, when she hears some rustling. She thinks that this is her
chance, so she starts making some noise in the bushes, crunching leaves
and shit, when she hears "Lady, WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"
It
was the fucking park ranger! He immediately radios for assistance, and
she is literally drug out of there in her "I love myself" jacket.
All of this while she was pregnant with her daughter, who is in my class.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT |