And here are my results. It looks worse after I've marked them off.

Didnt get bingo but some of those are ridiculous like visiting facebook.

There you go, skippy

>>2226994

Yeah, I don't know why I put that one in there in retrospect. I barely go there anymore myself though, and I cringe when I think of my days at gameFAQS.

Hooray I'm a loser only because I think my taste in clothes is shitty, which doesn't say much.

If anyone really cares, the one to the left of free space is for the furry.

And not quite a loser, yus

Aw, I lost at Hard Mode because I used to go on facebook a lot and because I don't shower every day. Still, I think I got a pretty good score.

Here's mine. No Bingo, but I DO feel worse about myself. Thanks, internet.

Jesus Christ, what kind of light heart shit is this.

I have 0 friends, I spend every day all day on the internet and 4chan and I have never had a job in my life.

Well at least I'm not as bad as the other losers here.

>>2226970
why did you mark both the libertarian and communist ones?

Wow. I didn't realize how many I've gotten

asdfa

What am I supposed to do with the the knowledge that I'm a loser? Changing is hard.

Im a loser :(

Great, now I feel sort-of bad about myself. Thanks a lot, /r9k/.

I am baffled every time I do one of these bingos. I smoke weed 2-3 times a day and somehow I never qualify as a loser.

Why does listening to jazz make me a loser?

I'm tired, can't think of original text.

bingoblock.

This is LENIENT? WTF is this - "google/wikipedia is your primary source of information". What kind of old faggot doesnt use wiki/google to look stuff up? And visiting facebook - normal people do that.

>>2227072

I used to be a lolbertarian, now I am a socialist. Didn't say you had to continue to be either of them, just that the internet influenced your decisionn to become them.

oh lawd. Did I technically win, or lose?

To be fair, the ladyfriend im currently involved with asked me for my number, so one more box should be scratched out.

Conversely, some people say I have pretty good taste in clothing, so I guess it all evens out.

I like being a nice guy though, my "ladyfriend" likes it, and my friends are always jealous that I know exactly how to treat their girlfriends and they dont.

only cuz I don't need to cook. and I'm still technically in college since I finished all my classes but am waiting to get the degree in December.

but still.... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>2227088
because black people stopped listening to jazz 40 years ago. you're like a steampunk wigger.

This was kind to me. I'm doubtless a bigger loser than the low score suggests.

well shit

mootblocks

>>2227128
Fuck that. Good music is good music. I listen to what interests me, not what makes the best social statement about me.

Does loli count as CP?

(mewtblox?)

>>2227088

If you exclusively listen to it then it's a factor, you should broaden your musical horizons. If you checked it, and you listen to other things, you're doin it wrong

>>2227088
I think the point is that if you ONLY listen to one genre, you're an elitist faggot who almost certainly developed that elitism on the internet, because nobody in real life is that lame.

I double bingo'd. :(

i really need to let myself go, hit bottom

Look at all faggots pretending they kissed a girls since high school. You mom doesn't count.

What is a message client list?

>>2227155

For the purposes of Internet Loser Bingo, yes

>>2227214

instant messenger client, like AIM, MSN, etc

18 boxes checked.

Yeah boiiiiiiiiiiiii.

I'm a scrawny Internet hippy who lacks social skills.

>>2227220

Oh, alright. Well, I didn't win (lose?) anyway.

>>2227271

WOOPS FORGOT MY BINGO CARD

I don't really sure how to gauge my own taste in clothing. How do I do that?

Also if my taste really does suck how do I fix it. And for the love of Christ don't recommend /fa/

No bingo for me.

>>2227294
I forgot my bingo card.

my results, i didn't win but failed hard mode

nightmare mode: get a full board

Interesting fact: nobody yet has confessed to be autistic/Aspergers.

Didn't get bingo.

The shitty clothing spot could be filled in you guys consider buying whatever is cheapest .

Plenty of non-losers use facebook/myspace and listen exclusively to certain types of music.

>>2227311
You missed mine.
>>2227214

BINGO!

well this is sad lol

I WON I WON!

Well, I guess I am not that lame, as I didn't score a bingo...but damn, I came so close to getting four corners...

I'm apparently one of the cooler people here. Big surprise.

Burger Kind should stick to their restraunts cause their chips are crap.

>>2227417
All that trouble to think of something that hasn't been said and i forgot my bingo
Silly silly me

I brush my teeth once a day, fuck you guys. Who brushes two times a day anyway?

Y-yaaaay.... ?

didn't need a bingo card to tell me i'm a loser

>>2227449
wow, just one off from a three-way bingo

Awweee fuck me

>>2227449
everyone....

in the morning to prevent bad breathe from all the bacteria shitting in your mouth during the night... before bed to clear teeth of everything you ate.

common sense.

Shit... Fukkin-no-bingo.

I don't have a need for Facebook or a message client. Because I have no friends.

This bingo thing is very flawed. First off, if someone has chronic depression or something, how does that make them more of a loser? They can't help it, and if they take meds for it and it's not noticeable, it's pretty much cured (which is my case, that's why i didn't fill that one in).

Also, you can call yourself a nice guy casually, like "I like to think of myself as a nice guy" without being a dork who goes "WHY DONT GIRLZ LIEK ME???!?! IM A NICE GUY!!" So i left that out on the revised version.

And it's not necessary to brush your teeth twice a day. That's what teeth whitening, capping, and all other modern dentistry is for.

And who's greatest source of info ISN'T wiki or google? Even if you watch an hour of news every morning, you could still learn a lot more each day by just browsing through wiki, google news, and other stuff.

And I used to visit gamefaqs regularly, but I stopped years ago, so shouldn't that one be negated?

Everything else on the chart makes sense, though.

Ahaha this is fun

Wasn't really sure what constituted a 'hobby', so I put that one down just in case, but I'm outgoing enough to get by.

What if I never kissed anyone, does that mean I win or lose?

I'm a loser baby

But I didn't quite get bingo.

Ohhh! :3 But what's wrong with Google?

FUCK YEAH, I BEAT HARD MODE!

FAT LOSERS!

Two boxes, motherfucker. Go me.

Well, I'm not SO bad. Do the ones about kissing/asking out girls count if I'm gay?

I'm female and have never dated or been kissed before, so I marked the kissing/phone number square accordingly. I'm thin as a stick and very lonely. Is it ultra mega fail if I feel good about having a whole row and column crossed out?

olololol, i can't upload the mspaint file i made

SUCKS TO BE YOU GUYS.

ACCORDING TO THIS SHIT I'M COOL.

Some of these are close. I erred on the side of loser-dom for the most part, ie, the one about IM friend lists, and the "complex meal" thing. I will unabashedly go without changing my shirt for days, however. I think the Wikipedia one is true for pretty much everyone who has the internet these days.

Well, I did a bit worse than I expected...

I could rationalize not checking 2-2, 4-3, 1-4, or 2-5 (row-col), but on the other hand 1-3 and 3-4 are very nearly true anyways.

FFFFFFF

Well, no big surprises, unfortunately.

Mewtblewks

>>2227889

why would you feel good about it? You one of those people with a psychological need to hate themselves?

Also being a girl, I checked the "haven't gotten anyone's phone number" bit. You should change the bingo to be gender-neutral.

>>2228139

I'm accustomed to thinking of 4chan as the home of a bunch of male losers. Perhaps you should become bisexual or lesbian instead.

Well, I fail I guess.

>>2228163
you are here, so you got the center box STFU LOSER

- Only shower before I see other people, (so usually every night but Monday and Wednesday)
- Keep my room messy for inspiration
- Avoid parties
- 121 lbs at 6'2
- Have two wikipedia tabs open right now, that i got to from google
- All I eat is pasta
- Moving out in a few months
- Chronically Unemployed
- Borderline Personality Disorder
- Never been employed
(I think thats it)

I really didn't think I would score that high.

Phew... too damn close...

>>2226959
anusbergers

Oh God, I wasn't actually expecting to get a BINGO

FFFFFFFFF

I know you're all denying your pathetic lives.
Four here and four there, finish the boxes.
Now you're just lying to yourselves.
Condoms.

Better than I thought I'd do

there is nothing wrong with google or wikipedia since they can lead you to many news sites, and blogs where many different opinions are thrown about for you to read and make your final decision about how you want to view that certain topic.

lolmootblock3.14

Didn't get the bingo, but I came damn close.

Whew, I didn't get 5 in a row, I'm not an internet loser.

...

Blue Stars = yeah okay fine ya got me
Red Stars = OBJECTION

*I haven't had a job for more than 3 months because I'm a double major, one of which is music (requires a lot of practicing), plus I exercise. I guess I'm a loser for being busy and devoted to my studies? I could give up my saturdays and friday nights, but that'd make me even more of a loser and half the time I've got a gig or some shit anyways. Although, I suppose a gig counts as a job...

*Some days I only brush my teeth once a day, but I always shower and use deoderant and most days I brush 2x...

*I have called myself a nice guy in that, yes, I am genuinely nice. I'm not a pussy piece of shit whiner who complains about not getting any girls because of being nice, I'm just a nice person overall.

*I have more friends in real life than people I actually talk to on my messanger lists, but I have about 100+ friends on AIM just because I've had the account for so many years and never bothered to purge the people I don't talk to. If laziness about something that doesn't matter = a loser then I guess I am.

So I'm either a medium loser or almost normal, depending on how you count it. :D

HELL YEAH, only one full line.

I didn't do that badly, no bingo here.

This is my life. I'm not as bad as I thought...

>>2228376

You know it's really in the spirit you don't have to be absolute about it. You know all the people who said they've always brushed their teeth at least twice a day? They didnt' when they were 3 years old. The nice guy is only meant in the case of pussy faggots. The people you talk to online regularly is what counts, not the total people there. If you're in college the no-job thing doesn't really count.

BINGO!!!!!

sage for making me feel pathetic. ;_;

>>2227026

Mine's CP.
I win the internet~

No bingo, but still pretty shitty since I'm a fatass who doesn't ask out girls.

i have always been "bad" at bingo

I don't necessarily visit 4chan daily, but I do visit other chans.
I shower daily simply because I feel like I'm covered in piss when I wake up. I don't brush my teeth every day or use deodorant.
Never had a girlfriend. The closest thing was a cute loli (well she was 14) gave me a big kiss when I gave her a cigarette.
I hate parties but I drink with my friends about once every 2 weeks.
I do fap to futa but since it's not in that box..
I don't have a shitty taste in clothing because I always wear a fucking suit.
I use gamefaqs all the time.
I clean my place like once a month and usually I have a goddamn mountain of dishes and filth everywhere.

I like my life actually. I used to be extremely depressed but once I was 18 booze helped and I got over it.

Yeah, dodged a bullet.
YEAH

>>2226959
anyone who goes to parties once a month or more is a bro. and bros are not cool.

win hard mode

mewtblockssssssssss ockkkkkks heeeeeeeeyyyyyydddddddhhhhhheeeeeeiiiiiidddddddkkk
djjdjddjdjjddjdjfhr

Fucking Christ. Thanks 4chan. Thanks a lot.

My depression is self-diagnosed, too.

The Google one isn't a fair thing to put up, since EVERYONE does that.

And my taste in clothes is probably shitty, since it's mostly band t-shirts and jeans.

>>2228811

Shit. Forgot my image. Here it is.

Dammit, so close.

How does I mootblocked?

Not too bad. I'm going to college soon cause I wanted to take time off school. Once I go I can remove the hygiene one as well. I'll get a job one of these days, as well as start working out. Google will always be my best friend, and I'm no cook man.

This bingo is bit flawed. Some of these things have no connection to the internet/aren't normal/ are flawed.

It's not necessary to ask for numbers if you're already in a committed relationship, for one.

Also, going to parties is not a sign of social success. Some people choose not to go to parties because it isn't their cup of tea to get amazingly drunk.

Wiki/Google are good sources of information, normal people use them.

Mental disorders are something that a person can control, nor are they caused by the internet.

Facebook is normal.

Calling yourself a nice guy, in the right context, isn't bad.

If you go to college and have a meal plan at the dining hall thing whatever, it isn't necessary to cook. Many dorm room just don't have the necessary equipment for cooking meals.

And I can understand that someone claiming to have Autism or Aspergers may be to you considered and "internet trend" but it's not one that I've seen as very popular and people who actually have one of those conditions shouldn't be singled out.


tl:dr everything everyone else has been complaining about, but again.

>>2228876
9/10

Good criticism of thread. Would read again.

Some of these just don't make sense. Kiss since high school? What if I've never been kissed? Complex meal in a month? What if I've never made a complex meal? etc.

>>2228948

Then it counts, dipshit. You should get a second free space for being a retard.

Wow, that was close there for a second.

Well I think I did alright.

I find it funny how many more people are willing to claim schizophrenia than assburgers.

better luck next time /r9k/!

/yeah, different arrangement would have fuck'd me.

meh...I almost marked "haven't gone to a party in last 2 months" but then I remembered that I went to one a few weeks ago.

>>2229295

I almost marked it too, but I went to one; I was only invited because they needed someone to drive their drunken asses home afterward, but I went. Partial credit, right?

>>2229309
I got to drink, but I was sober enough to walk home without stumbling all over the place.

>>2228876
>Also, going to parties is not a sign of social success. Some people choose not to go to parties because it isn't their cup of tea to get amazingly drunk.

this man has just revealed himself as the biggest loser in this thread!

Shit, bingo.

mote bluck

No bingo. That's good, right?

wow, I did pretty well.

I think the biggest sign of failure is your indepth knowledge of bingo, /robot/.

Cheers, anon, you made me feel better about myself. Marginally.

It would have been five, but I'm not obese, just overweight-ish.

Fuck yeah, I won hard mode :D

Fuck. I'm not being melodramatic, I tried my best to be truthful. To be honest, I don't feel bad about it, but I'm not proud of it either. I just feel grey. I expected it.

Co Damn Close.

;_;

So close, I was so close to bingo!

I've been the prince of darkness since 1979!

not that bad, could be worse.

I win hard mode.

>>2230703
How do you live in your own place if you haven't had a job for 5 months?

Strangely enough, no bingo. Some on technicalities (I'm living with a grandmother, it's not "parents"), some I'm unsure (I've never been diagnosed with any disorder, and I've been a libertarian socialist way before I got to the internet).

The army doesn't make me any less of a loser, so a lot more of those should be checked. However, this is my current status via the army.

>>2230719
europe, i study, get x money each month from the government (all students do), enough to pay the rent and live off of potatoes and onions.

>>2230779
FUUUUCK THATS NICE

in norway you'd go bankrupt trying that shit

i shower every other day, wash my teeth mostly just in the mornings, i like 15 y o boys, i google everything, i sloppily handwash my clothes and try to wear them for as long as possible, my body is ok but im freakishly weak even for a girl, i'm batshit, my bf cooks and cleans for me

Actually i still don't think im that big of a loser.

>>2230779
fucking Ieeches of society

>>2230810
well, i live in denmark, got a nice little dorm room, i get 4700dkk a month, pay 2k in rent (everything included), 200dkk for internet, and then i have about 2500 for the rest of the month. It's not much and i take a student loan on the side to be able to afford a few luxuries (like going out with friends, seeing a band i like, etc. etc.) it adds up relatively well.

>>2230779
you dont get it monthly! wat uni you at?

>>2230827
yeah, i know, students, damn those lazy bastards and their education and their increased contribution to society and god knows what, imagine a world where people can take an education and not start out their life in debt, god that's horrible.

>>2230827
Go suck some ayn rand cock you dumbass piece of shit

Looks like I win. Tripfags uber alles!

made me a feel a little better about my life

a little too many for my
liking but had to be honest

wow i suck, and i ony moved out 6 months ago and im 22. thanks fr making me fee bad fuckers.

Wow. I did much better than I thought I would.

Arbitrary test is arbitrary. Epic fail if you take that shit seriously.
inb4 "U SCORD ALL OFTHEM LOLOLOL"
I scored two loserpoints, so yah.

pic related

These are bullshit:
- Brush teeth 2x daily
- Haven't talked to more than 5 friends regularly
- Greatest source of info wiki/google
- facebook/myspace

I beat hard mode.
Me hot having any hobbies has to do with the fact that studying medicine takes up a lot of time.

Do video games count as a hobby outside of the internet? If not, and if I still have to check for undiagnosed autism, then I have a two way bingo :(

wow, no rows! I win!... i think..

3x CCCCCCOMBOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo, did I win internet?

>>2231222
fuck you 4chan I selected the image what is wrong with you

half of these have nothing to do with being a loser. OP fails

Je ne regrette rien.

>>2231251
butthurt loser

butemlock

Ta-da!

Notes:
1. All mention of "girl" should be changed to "guy" since I'm a faganon.
2. I shower every other day and brush my teeth once a day (in the morning). I wear deodorant when I go out and sometimes bodyspray.
3. Not only have I not kissed a guy since high school, but I've never kissed a guy at all.
4. I am STICK THIN, not obese. I just really don't want people on the internet to think I'm obese.
5. I most likely do have one of the diseases listed or at the least some form of mental disorder.

Too many of the questions revolved around relationships, though I'm certainly biased in having no libido.

Bingo down the central column seems to be too common. The squares are placed poorly. Too many of them play off of each other. If you're an adult non-student living with your parents, it's pretty much given that you probably identify as depressed, which keeps you from caring about relationships; and it's also a given that your parents are cooking for you if you live with them.

You should amend the kissing square to read "Haven't kissed a girl in a year or more" and ad traps to the sexual fetish square.

>>2231308
>and it's also a given that your parents are cooking for you if you live with them.

No, no it's not.

I wonder when someone will post a swastika bingo.

Well, at least I didn't get a bingo...

God damn I suck.

Also, the free space should read: Spending time on the Internet has put a damper on your faith in Humanity and all subsidiaries.

1. Rich parents, don't need a job
2. Don't like friends, they take up way too much time
5. On 4chan all the time
6. Shower every day, Deoderant every day, brush once every day, not twice. Tagged it.
8. Never asked a girl for her number.
10. Haven't been to a party since september 6.
11. I have never kissed a girl
14. ...Who the fuck's isn't? This is stupid and should be removed.
15. I used to play soccer, and go to the gym, but I do not consider going to the gym a hobby, and soccer has been too long.
16. Fashion is for absolute faggots.
18. I suffer from paranoia. That like totally makes you a loser, bro. Didn't you like, know how to like, stop being paranoid, like totally? Um, no.
20. Real life friends generally don't share my interests, so I do not like to talk to them much. The silences are awkward, even over MSN.
21. I am a nice guy to people who are nice to me. I am a reflection of you.
23. I don't cook because I am neither a woman nor a faggot.
24. Being angry feels good. Deal w/ it, normalfags.
In short, if you get LESS than 5 on this thing, you're a normalfag and need to get the fuck out.

>>2231337
i considered it, but I was too lazy

>>2231337
Oh shit, but if I post one now I'll only look like a tool.

Also, the list is ridiculously biased towards Europeans. We don't use facebook or myspace or any of that shit, and most of us are raised in the socialist(and better) state of mind.

>>2231398
Than the internet wouldn't be the origin of your favoring of socialistic politics. If anything that means it is skewed away form Europeans as they would rarely qualify for that square.

Also, what kind of internet social networking faggortry do eurofags use. Don't tell me you guys don't have some sort of system.

OH GOD I'M A MONSTER

>>2231443
+depression, I didn't even see that box...

>>2231438
In europe we use something similar to facebook, except everyone speaks european.

Okay I'm not that bad. I feel good actually.

>>2231438
There's a favorable bias, as in it's a lot easier to "miss" your bingo. Anyway, in Holland the trend seems to be to use a myspace esque site called hyves.nl or some shit. I don't have one, but most girls in my college classes are totally hyped about it, and a lot of guys use it so girls will like them better or something.
dis bingo sux i want a refund

Good thing I have a hobb- oh wait.

Aw, I didn't get a BINGO.

two times a day? what the fuck.

not so good
not so bad
mewtblawks

too easy, OP

I was dangerously close to getting bingo, but the fact that I'm not autistic and so do kiss girls now ad again saved me.

I'm probably autistic too!

No bingo and hard mode beat

Bingo and hardmode fuckin defeated.

Damn, all I needed was autism.

>>2231793 here, and I just realized that I never thought I'd ever have to say that, ever.

Being a girl some of those didnt apply to me, making it harder to win. But who wants to be an internet loser anyways?

Wow, I AM an Internet Loser.

Fuck.

Not too bad, at least I'm not a faggot fucking Libertarian.

I got close to bingo twice. Oh god.

wellll.........

shit.

almost got several bingos