No one cares. Kill yourself faggot.

>Me at the age of 16: I'll never drink, smoke, do drugs, eat meat, or have sex
>Me at the age of 27: I never drink, smoke, do drugs, eat meat, and I'm still a virgin, haven't been on a date in my life
It's really overrated. Carpe diem and all that.

>>2220951

It is awesome and simple - you just set ridiculous standards for yourself which when you failed to meet made you feel pwnt, so you followed the 2ezcasualfagmode path instead.

>18

come back when you are 25+

>>2221213
> high standarts
> regular job to live
>6/10 - 7/10 gf with freckles
> vidya
> resses butter cups

What is so goddamn high standart about this

What was your reasoning behind telling yourself you'd never drink/smoke/do drugs?

>Young: I'll do whatever I feel comfortable doing so long as I know the risks.
>Now: I have a healthy relationship with a variety of drugs and it hasn't affected my life negatively.

>Me at age of 12: I'll never smoke or do drugs
>Me at age of 15: I'll never drink, smoke or do drugs
>Me now at age of 18: I'll never drink, smoke or do drugs

>>2221254
First of all I thought I was special and that my mind was genious and that's why kids would mock me

>Me at the age of 12: I'll never drink, smoke or do drugs and I'll have sex with the girl of my dreams all day
>Me at the age of 16: I'll never drink, smoke or do drugs, well except if I'm using a suicide method that needs them, guess I'll never have sex either
>Me at the age of 20: I'll never drink, smoke, do drugs, or have friends again
>>Me at the age of 24: I'll never leave this room

I want to go back to being completely clean. ;_;

SO HARDCORE OP

I drink now and again. I never smoked and I never will. Self control faggot learn it.

>Me at 13: I'll probably drink at parties, but I'll never get drunk enough to black out or do something I'll regret.
>Me at 21: I drink at parties, but never get drunk enough to black out or do something I'll regret.

I was ahead of my time

>Me at 13-17: Drugs and alcohol are for faggots, I don't need to drink and do drugs to have a good time. Too pussy to fuck girls.
>Me at 17-18: Same stance. Fuck girlfriend all the time though. Break up with her. Commence drinking.
>Me at 20: Drink all the time to numb the constant feeling of misery (nothing to do with ex, don't give a fuck about her), will do any drugs offered to me.

yeeeeah things didn't go to plan.

>me at age 12: Never going to smoke, drink or do drugs and not a single thought of sex
>me at age 16: Never going to smoke, drink or do drugs but I guess I could have sex if I found the right girl
>me at age 20: Never going to smoke, might try weed and alcohol at some point maybe and would probably still have sex if I found the right girl
>me now at age 24: Never going to smoke, tried weed and didn't like it, drink socially, maybe a few drinks every month or two, probably still would have sex if I found the right girl but it's probably too late for me now but whatever, no big deal

>13-15: I'd like to try weed, but don't have the connects, and still have some concern so I'll just drink occasionally
>16: Weed is awesome, fuck alcohol
>17: Both weed and alcohol are awesome, salvia is ok, but no visuals, I want better hallucinogens but can't get any
>18(now): Weed and alcohol are still awesome, tobacco is nice in moderation, shrooms can be terrifying, won't try again for at least another month, and will try to be more prepared/take a lower dose, salvia can produce visuals with a strong enough dose, have yet to try other hallucinogens

>me at the age of 13: I've already smoked and gotten to third base, i want to drink and smoke weed
>me at the age of 15: I smoke, drink, smoke pot and I used to get laid but now I don't
>me at age 18: I smoke, and smoke pot but I don't drink and I haven't gotten laid since I was 14

>would do any illegal drugs except heroin

Keep telling yourself that "except heroin" part. It's worked so well for you before.

>Me at 13: I'll never drink, smoke or do drugs
>Me at 16+: Do all of those

>13: drugs are probably cool!
>15: drugs sound lame, I can't wait to be of legal drinking age!
>19: buy my own cheap booze and it's fuelling my depression

>>2221207
Are you me?

I eat meat.

>>2221475
oh I forgot to mention
>about to try MDMA soon

>me at 13: I'll never drink or do drugs!
>me at 16: WHOO WEED, WHOO BOOZE, WHOO SMOKES
>Me at 19: Phew, glad I quit smoking both weed and cigarettes and now only drink socially.

>Age 12: I don't care if people smoke weed, but I wouldn't do it. My father drinks a lot I don't want to be like that. Sex? I didn't even know about porn or masturbating let alone thinking about having sex.

>Age 14: A few of my friends smoke weed, but I still don't because I'm afraid of getting in trouble with my mom. Don't drink at all either. Have a girlfriend, but I don't think about sex at all.

>Age 16: Finally started smoking weed (my mom didn't believe me when I told her I didn't so I figured if she was the only reason I didn't might as well start.) Drink at parties occasionally but I don't really like it. Would fuck the shit out of a girl, but I don't have one.

>Age 18: Still smoke weed picked up smoking cigs too. Almost never drink alcohol. Not really looking for a relationship although if it fell into my lap I wouldn't mind.

13: I'll never smoke, drinking and drugs are probably something I'll grow up with
15: Drink every weekend, popped a few pills, not much, don't smoke
19: Don't smoke,mostly cut out the drugs bar the odd pill in a club, still haven't become a smoker

I'm happy, Stayed true to myself.

> 13 - see everyone drink, smoke, coffee
> 30 - dont do any of that shit cause harmful to body and waste of money

Me at age thirteen: Meet the only stoner in my year and ask if i can try weed with him. Drink my friend's dad's alcohol with my friends and go skating after school everyday. Try and get my hands on all of the cigarettes I can.
Me at 15: Take shrooms, smoke weed, drink a lot.
Me at 17: Smoke weed everyday, take really strong acid a few times, do mdma, did some damn fine coke at my friend's 18th.
Me at 18: Turned into an anxious pussy who gets panic attacks when I have a hit of weed.

>>2221825
Also, I highly recommend candy flipping before you die. Taking good mdma and lsd simultaneously is incredible. And you're guaranteed not to have a bad trip.

>>2221825
I feel ya bro.
I've taken many drugs over the past years, acid shroom designer drug 2ce 4aco jwh018 dmt dxm, the list goes on. Many times I question myself and think that I fucked over my brain.

But now at college whenever I smoke weed it applies a filter over my reality and makes me more self conscious, makes me start to hate my tattoos, and doubt myself.

However lately I have trained myself to block out the bad vibes and just accept that I'll think about normal shit when I'm sober, and it eliminates my anxiety.

Bro, you need to condition your mind more and learn how to control the way weed makes you think.

age 12 Decide that I won't drink, smoke or do drugs. Also make a dare on 150$ with my cousin that I won't ever have sex.

Timeskip 9 years.

age 21 ... >mfw I've kept all those promises to this day.

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>Me at age of the 13: Already drinking, would never smoke and wanted to fuck anything with the pulse

>Me at age 15: Binge drinking, would never smoke and wanted to fuck everything

Me at age 20 (now): Stoned as fuck right now, only have one or two drinks in a social setting now, have never fucked anything

>Me at any age always forever: I would drink, do drugs, and have sex, except I don't have any friends so I can't do any of these things oh my god everybody please stop growing up without me

>age 13: smoking is cool!
>age 15: drinking is cool!
>age 18: weed is cool!
>age 22: smoking: retarded waste of money, drinking & weed: fun in moderation

kids, benefit from my wisdom

>Age 26
>Still believe in not being a trashy fuckstain
>Have a nice future with a lovely wife
>Feels good, man

>>2222066
Dis nigga
Your only flaw is that you once thought smoking was cool. I guess I shouldn't expect better from a 13 year old.

>>2220951

holy shit OP, you are me. But I'm 23. You still have some time to man up, just like myself.

>Me at the age of 13: I'll never drink, smoke or do drugs and I want to hump everything I see
>Me at the age of 15: I'll never drink, smoke or do drugs and I want to hump everything I see
>me now at the age of 18: I'll never drink, smoke or do drugs and I want to hump everything I see

truth be told. Ive always been horny but I just dont do any drugs. Ive drank a beer once and it tasted like shit. Ive smoked pipe once and it tasted like shit... Why do you faggots all love that shit?

>>2221485
this.

also, hey OP, so meth is cool? nice one.