That...that is a horrible picture

Shut up gothfag

No fucking way. GTFO.

LOOK AT THAT HAIRY CHEST GODDAMN

The funniest thing is that that cover looks like it's parodying it.

It's that fucking dumb.

>>2204133
That's not hairy, that's normal. Hairy is when it starts to curl over the top of your turtleneck.

>>2204147
Not sure if serious joker.jpg

Jesus Christ, that's disgusting.

My god, no it won't. It looks absolutely awful.

So for 100 something years, nobody ever noticed the guy is 10 times paler than everybody around them?

>>2204162
Why would a century-old vampire go to high school, anyway? I'm pretty sure he can bullshit his way past truancy.

>>2204183
Or at least fuck up any moron that gives him shit about it.

"Shouldn't you be in HEY DON'T BITE MEAAAUUUUUGHHHHH!"

WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS TWILIGHT SHIT EVEN COME FROM

I HAVENT EVEN HEARD ABOUT THIS SHITFEST TILL A WEEK AGO

OH MY GOD NO

>>2204200

LUCKY YOU

ALSO, CRUISE CONTROL

GODFUCKINGDAMMIT

IS THAT THE REAL COVER? IT'S LIKE SOME HORRIBLE JOKE FAKE MAGAZINE THING.

Movies ruined by Hot Topic-
TDK
Harry Potter
Nightmare Before Christmas

Movies that will not be ruined by Hot Topic because that's already their fanbase-
Twilight

oh the delicious irony
only good movies get ruined

>>2204292
Popular culture has been satirizing itself for years. Have you watched "The Hills"? I nearly killed myself.

>>2204183

Barely [il]legal pussy would be motivation enough, wouldn't it?

>>2204083
>The Twilight Saga
>Saga

There's more than one? What the fuck.

>>2204322
If I'm a fucking vampire that kills people every time I get a bit thirsty I'm just gonna fuck whoever I want, whenever I want. I'm not hanging around in a high school trying to score a date.

>>2204326
I think theres like 3-5 books. Or some shit like that.

>>2204320
>>2204320
>>2204320
>>2204320
>>2204320

These are dark times to allow shit like that to air.

>>2204311

second

1. GO TO IMDB
2. RANK TWILIGHT 10!!!!!!
3. RANK TDK 1!!!!
4. SEE TDK FANBOYS AND IMDBers RAAAAAAAAAGE
5.?????????????
6. P R O F I T

>>2204311
Harry Potter was a good movie? Oh I'm lawling. Each and every one of them is god awful shit.

>>2204347
"Score a date" is right, we all know that angsty pale pussy would never go for any tang.

>>2204311

Thirded.

Fucking dammit, the vampires FUCKING GLITTER...... Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaage!

>>2204360
1. GO TO IMDB
2. RANK TWILIGHT 10!!!!!!
3. RANK TDK 1!!!!
4. SHOW THOSE STUPID BOYS WHOS BOSS!!!11!1

fixd

>>2204083

I figured a vampire would be hairless for some reason.

>>2204393
hairy chests do not glitter

>>2204400

But in this failfest of a flick they do!

>>2204400
What's all this talk of glitter?

What the hell is wrong with his shirt?

Also terrible makeup.

This will bomb at the box office.

NO ONE GO TO THIS FILM!

Oh wait, none of /tv/ will....... so you guys are still cool.

Shut up fags, you know you'd want my cock in your ass.

I can't wait for all the critics to just hate this film to death.

>>2204435
its going to make more than 70mil in its first week.

>>2204425
Twilight vampires glitter in the sun because their skin is crystalline or some bullshit like that

Nearly every single female friend of mine on facebook just updated their status to "OMG TWILIGHT MIDNIGHT PREMIERE SHLICK SHLICK" or "LOL TEAM EDWARD GOOO"

atomicrage.jpg

>>2204463

glittering vampires made of crystal? wut

>>2204456
I know this to be true.

>>2204468
You have bad friends. I am not experiencing this particular happening.

>>2204456
and you're surprised that there's this many weaboo females(and the poor bastards they drag with them)?

>>2204502
>You have friends. I do not.

>>2204133
On who, Bella?

>This is /v/. None of us have friends.

I hope Twilight pulls an Eragon and the film is so bad not even the fanbase can pretend to like it.

"He lay perfectly still in the grass, his shirt open over his sculpted, incandescent chest, his scintillating arms bare. His glistening, pale lavender lids were shut, though of course he didn’t sleep. A perfect statue, carved in some unknown stone, smooth like marble, glittering like crystal."

>>2204509
Actually, I do. Weird for a /tv/er, I know

cumdumpster here and me and all my female friends are going and you can bet we're dragging like six, poor, unsuspecting straight guys with us. quit crying, at least you get Kristen Stewart in her underwear amirite

She has no tits

>>2204505
>weeaboo
>Twilight

YEAH BUT IS LENO REALLY LEAVING NBC?

>>2204463 Twilight vampires glitter in the sun because their skin is crystalline

>>2204533
That's just trying way to hard to be sexy.

>>2204533
That's even worse than Tolking describing elves

>>2204533
>incandescent
Sorry, Stephenie Meyer, not all words listed as synonyms in the thesaurus have the same meaning.
Something reflecting light isn't incandescent

>>2204533
Is that an actual quote? Or is it a fanfic? If it is a real deal, I'm quitting school and becoming a romance novelist. Easiest shit ever.

>>2204533

I shuddered at how gay and shitty her writing is.

I swear /tv/, I actually made it 100 pages into the first book before I blew a few blood vessels and was rushed to intensive care.

>>2204582
Twilight IS fanfic

>>2204546

Well there's a Twilight manga out there.

>>2204533

>>2204533
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

You cant use scintillating that way!

Can you?!

The only reason TDK was such a success was because Heath Ledger died - the movie had little merit on its own, particularly compared with Twilight.

The Twilight book series has a VERY strong legion of fans, probably much stronger than that of Batman comics these days, and I think that will shine through in the numbers

TDK never had a chance, in my opinion.

>>2204533

>>2204788
no.

>>2204788
>troll troll troll troll
is it even possible to be more obvious?

>>2204788

And I thought my jokes were bad.