I turned 21 last week! High fives for November birthdays!

But yeah, my brother took me to some club and we were up in the "VIP" section and pretty much everyone was just standing around drinking. I'm just glad I wasn't paying.

In before brosef tells you your inability to enjoy this is your own fault.

ya it's a big fucking waste of time. Just get a couple 24's and get wasted at home then fuck each other in the ass.

jagerbombs? i fuckin' shower in that shit.

I'm, with you OP. I don't drink so I don't even have that. It bores me out of my fucking skull. How his could ever be considered fun is beyond me. As for the girls, it's to loud so I cant spit any game and have to rely on my average looks instead of my usual comedy stylings, so I fail.

Bars ARE gay and stupid. That's why I go to underground raves. You buy a $10 liter of vodka, meet new people, listen to GOOD music, by TALENTED DJ's, and when you want to talk, you go outside and sit around smoking weed with ppl.

They do it because they are around people, which is important to normal people while getting drunk, which is inherently fun. They are the common man, get used to it

Odds are, they are better than you, because they do things in their free time that involves people, unlike everyone here on 4chan.

In all seriousness, what do you do in your free time, OP, if not that?

beers cost $8 at bars? holy shit

>>2196419
>>2196384
Hey, I too had a birthday last week, let's all sex.

>>2196564
he could sit on his computer and play video games while drinking beer.

>>2196574
I HAD A BIRTHDAY IN JANUARY LETS SECKS

no, OP. You're going to clubs. Real bars have stools and a shitty jukebox. And darts. And shuffleboard. And you drink alone.

if you can't find a girl at a bar then you're either doing it wrong, you're ugly, or you're going to the wrong bars

>>2196505
yeah i fuckin grunt when i get my swell on at the gym, cause everyone needs to see how fuckin jacked and tan i am

Just lighten up, talk to strangers a bit. Think of it this way, you shouldn't feel bad when you end up dissing your friends after meeting someone cooler because they're clearly a bunch of douches.

Also, JAEGERBOMBS, JAEGERBOMBS, JAEGERBOMBS, JAEGERBOMBS, JAEGERBOMBS, JAEGERBOMBS

Err you're going to the wrong clubs/you're not a club person if you don't like the music for being "too loud"/you're going to clubs which don't play music you like.. I go for the music and for people who like the same music and I also enjoy dancing. I don't go for the guys I go because it's a good mental break/escape for the tedium of work.

ITT: basement dwellers with no social skills.

>>2196889
oh and my partner is a DJ so that's another reason.

>>2196522
>>2196384
Seconded. Fuck bars. There are better ways to have fun, and there's better ways to meet bitches.

Bars are for vapid shells of individuals who have nothing to live for except alcohol, cigarette smoke, loud nigger music and meaningless sex.

I gave up on them long ago and I've never been happier.

Yea me an my buddy Romano here like to hit up all da clubs with all da bitches. Fuck pussy shits like you we get all the bitches take that shit home an fuck it right thar.

>>2196619
ALL BY MYSELF! I DRINK ALONE!

>>2196384

I'm with you, OP. I'm still 20, and my mom and brother are like, "Oh, you have to go out to a bar, and get hammered!"

I'm going to go to a liquor store and buy my own alcohol, make my own drinks. That seems far more satisfying.

>>2197191

WITH NOBODY ELSE

Bars have beer on tap. They can be a comfortable place for people to go and talk over some drinks.

Nothing more than that. I like to go to a bar if i'm with a friend and I just want to talk to/catch up with them for a while. It's nice to be in a different setting than some slob's shitty apartment.

No, you're missing absolutely nothing. Bars annoy and bore the shit out of me. Most everyone there is an attention whore, guys and girls. I guess it's because they're more extraverted, and I'm just a dorky basement dweller.