Women like the idea of being swept off their feet by a mysterious stranger.

Armed with this knowledge, you should be more willing to approach them.

take your thread elsewhere count fagula

People are stupid. 22% of the American population thinks Obama is COMMUNIST MUSLIM, for example. In comparison liking a bad series is childs play.

I am a woman. Twilight sucks. Fuck Twilight.

>>2195727

So.....

1. Wear mask

2. Abduct women

3. ?????

4. Profit!

Because women like to set their expectations extremely high, inside knowing they will be hurt for such actions....

women want to be hurt....

>>2195791
So wait a minute, are you telling me that if I act like an asshole to women they'll fuck me?

>>2195791
>>2195798

wait? so let me get this straight. If I try and act like an asshole to women they'll have sex with me? how does that make any sense? I usually just try to be real sensitive and relaxed isn't that what women want?

Are those Sharingan contacts?

>>2195822

Women already have one pussy they don't need two....

One time a girl actually said this to me...

>>2195735
The episode was decent, but the Hot Topic ending was dated. Twilight only got a single sentence.

>>2195822
Not an asshole, but someone who's sure of himself. That means be cocky, be charmingly arrogant, but don't brag (if it fails to impress which it usually does then you come off as pathetic and needy)

so generally, stand up tall, speak loudly, and crack jokes on them.

In my high level college English class this is now an elective book we can read and have a discussion on.

You can pick between either reading Kafka or this. It's sad.

Because Robert Pattinson is hot.

96% are not.

4% are out of their leagues.

So they watch and act like they can get Robert.

>>2195847

In COLLEGE!? COLLEGE!?

The world is shit. Killing self. Bye.

>>2195847
>Kafka or Twilight
What a sordid and blackly ironic state of affairs. I'd say it's almost...I don't know the word I'm looking for, _____-esque or something...Ah, now I know! Meyer-esque!

yay so this is me in the picture. the boy that posted this is my boyfriend.

he threw a shoe at me.

throw shoes at girls. they like it. i liked it.

The vampire guy doesn't have sex in it right? But still fulfills everything that women want in a relationship? No personality - sex = What women want?

From an e-mail my friend sent me, who's usually not the type to go for this and is usually hardcore into serious literature. Like she's read more Shakespeare than anyone I know except maybe one of my high school English teachers.

"... my friend Holly asked if I could go see Twilight (a relatively trashy novel about vampires and whatnot. The only reason I read it was because [my sister] made me and then I was ended up pretty jealous of the main female character) with her at midnight and I'd like to go."

So I dunno. Same reason guys watch James Bond, I guess.

My 60 year old male psychologist keeps telling me to read these books.

He also tells me I'm pretty every session.

It's kind of creepy.

Women find it fascinating because they have weak, incomplete minds.

>>2195847

i suppose next they will place Seuss along side Camus? Or how about Rowling next to Vonnegut?

you gotta understand how women work. i was raised by a single mother who is insane, and two sisters. ok, womens whole focus in life is other people and relationships. so, thats all they ever think about etc. now, if a guy is nice, then there is not much to think about, or talk to their friends about.. so they get bored.. now picture the asshole, lots of drama there. lots of things to pine over and maybe they can fix them (and get bored afterwards). so basically easy way to get any girl, is to be constantly entertaining. fill them up with emotions etc.. cause they are empty inside.

Apparently it doesn't matter what you do or how you act as long as you are really good looking.

Why the fuck do women like any of the things they do?

I think it's because they like hair.

The reason you all hate Twilight is because Edward Cullen represents something you will never be.
You will never get to be over 100 years old and yet be sexually desirable to High School girls
You will never have superhuman strength, speed, and the ability to read minds.
And you will never be able to love a girl the way a vampire can.

.....

fuck you Alucard.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Twilight

I fucking lol'd so hard.

>>2195900
DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT SHIT

And I should probably add a cautionary measure to avoid the muteblokin'.

FUCKING WOMEN THEY DON'T MAKE SENSE THEY'RE JUST SIMPLE MINDED PLEBES BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH

>>2195718
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_fantasy

>>2195886

This.
Twilight is the woman's James bond.
Only with less style and history.

That being said, i don't know ONE female who is going to see this movie. I have met one who has read the book, and she said she couldn't finish it, and only picked it up in the first place to validate her hate.

A very few prepubescent children actually enjoy this tripe. Not all woman enjoy trash like this. Just like how all men don't worship at the testosterone that is professional wrestling.

Go kill yourself you stupid fucking faggots.

>>2195971
Alucard killing everyone would possibly redeem the movie.

Can a Vampire even have sex?

my girlfriend is taking me to see this tomorrow :/

Teenagers have the most money to waste on anything. Twilight is for teenagers.

Teenage males have emotional issues which manifest in wanting to be violent and hopelessness. Thusly, Metal and Rap become popular. 300, Sin City, etc. still make money.

Teenage females have emotional issues which manifest in wanting to be love and hopelessness. Thusly, ten billion Vampire movies, youth literature, boy bands, brittney spears, and raging threw your skin.

Since Hopelessness is a theme for both of them, sometimes they borrow from each others culture.

Then teenagers have to get jobs, they give into hopelessness. Apathy sets in and being another lifeless drone isn't so bad so long as your not an emo faggot who doesn't know how to survive without mom buying everything.

I read this book in one day. (Twilight)

About...4 months ago? It wasn't horrible, I found it to be an interesting fantasy story. The fandom sucks but the story is okay, I'm not going to see the movie though.

I still need to read the other books I guess.

>>2196137
Find a way to escape. Break your own legs if you have to.

>>2196076
OVA 5 RAW should appear soon.
Forget about Twilight, and watch something MANLY.

>>2196068
So men want to be badass spies while women want to be useless, clumsy bitches?

>>2195798

As much if a woman is a slut men will fuck her.

>>2196243

Ya I see what you mean.

Soo, the guy is 100 years old hitting on a 17 year old girl.... 100 years old... This movie is about a pedophile...

>>2196309
A 100 year old virgin pedo stalker. Edward Cullen is a /b/tard.

>>2196317
Oh shi-

motublacku

>>2196317

My god, 4chan, what have you done?!
YOU LET HIM BECOME ONE OF US!


*complimentary Mootblock