Sounds like a cunt.

Declare jihad on her.

Wow anon, wow. Only a woman could have done such a thing, somehow they can be so heartless 'following the rules'.

>>2185073
That bitch may have been the reason why I distrust women so much...

7th grade Math Teacher. Tall, creepy bitch that wore lots of black. Didn't help that her name was "Mrs. Tombs"

I'd often forget to do my homework in her class, and she'd make fun of me in front of the entire class. She also gave me an ISS for forgery (which, I admit, is mostly my fault, but she was the one that gave it to me).

My mom was my teacher from sixth to eighth grade.

>>2185115
Wow that sucks.

I had a teacher for two years and her son was in my class too, but it was the opposite you'd expect, she took his side on everything. I got punished a few times while it was his fault.

Cant say he was the worst but Mr.Baker from Norwood High School who got arrested for having sex with a student. I always felt uncomfortable in his class cause he used to be so friendly with the girls in my class and used to talk to them in this room attached to our classroom. Like a janitors closet almost, very creepy.

My 9th grade math teacher. In middleschool I had high 80s to mid 90s in math, then I suddenly was getting 40s and 50s. She didn't help me at all when i approached her, she didn't even try to help me understand, never let me work with her etc. What an evil cunt. My current chemistry professor sucks the big one too. Come to think of it I've never come across a decent chemistry teacher.

My high school government teacher. He had been there for 30+ years and I honestly did not learn one single thing from him the whole year. He was a complete fucking idiot and even at the dumb age of 17 I had deeper thoughts about government and politics than he did. He also taught history (I was in AP), which I heard was even worse. He admitted using the same handouts every single year he taugh, which was all he did--hand out a paper at the beginning of each week--and the only changes he made was about the USSR falling apart. He is the reason I am still to this day ardently opposed to teachers having tenure.

my homeroom teacher, that wasn't even a legitimate class but the cunt made me so god damn angry, she tried so desperately to be PC even though we were in a room full of niggers and angry white kids

Teachers that always acknowledged the nerds were the ones I always hated.

I've never had a math teacher or professor who could speak English well.

My 5th grade teacher wouldn't let me read books from the hard to read section because I had shitty handwriting. Fucking Crotchety Brown old Indian she-bitch she was.

My high school geometry teacher made me hate geometry forever.

I am now a math major and I still fucking hate geometry.

My 7th Grade teacher. For english, I wrote a story about Humpty Dumpty going on a racial killing spree, and another about a clown commiting suicide. She sent me to the school councellor.

I was always the quiet, passive kid so all my teachers loved me. I really can't think of a teacher that I truly loathed. I remember a few of primary school teachers being rather bitchy (one indicent that comes to mind was me doing an art project wrong, so she handed it back to me and said "Goodbye" and went back to whatever she was doing). Same bitch told me to turn around and ask the class when I walked up to her and asked her what we were supposed to be doing, knowing good and well I didn't do well talking to crowds.

OH OH. I do remember my 2nd or 3rd year of school... I had to be like 6 or 7. Hard to explain exactly what led up to this, but basically whenever we did something good we would get "stars" and the teachers would tell us when we got these. The problem was that sometimes we got an actual star sticker on our name tag (laminated thing, sat on our desks), and sometimes we just got a star next to our name on her clipboard. I didn't know this and I was convinced the girl next to me was stealing my star stickers, so I peeled one off of her nametag and the teacher saw me and screamed at me to bring her my nametag and she violently ripped all the stars off mine and threw them into the bin in front of the whole class goddamn.

That's about the worst thing that happened to me in regards to teachers. I suppose I'm lucky.

My English teacher in the 12th grade.
She was the only teacher to give me detention.

I went to a small charter high school, around 150 kids I believe. There was one week where, for some reason, us Seniors (24 of us) had to spend the whole week in one of the classrooms, because all the other grades were doing some other ghey buttsecks shit.
In this class, we had access to computers, were free to chat so long as we weren't making a huge disruption, we were fine with it.

One of these days, my friend starts to ask me a question and I think about it for a bit, and while I'm thinking, the teacher comes up to me. I answer the friend, and my teacher gets pissed off (I hadn't said anything offensive). I ask her why she's upset, and she starts rambling, and then asks me to explain myself. I say "I was just answering a question"
and she goes and writes up a detention.

I spent an hour and a half chatting with my History/Economics/Civics teacher while I pretended to clean his room.

I was diagnosed with ADHD in the third grade. Part of my deal was, I would get done with the whole day's work in about an hour, then have nothing to do. So when I didn't ahve books to read, I invariably start playing with bits of string, or making mock fights with pencils (dunno why, looking back it was really retarded.)
So my teacher would scream at me to stop being an immature baby and be quiet.
I got sent to the office a lot for kicking him.

Home schooled
however, my english professors in college where all nuts. One right after the other.
First one was a big fat man who stared at the corner of the room and talked about his opinions and life all day.
Second was blind and required us all to do group projects... since he was blind... english teacher... blind... ugh..
Third was a woman who seemed decent, There where these projects I was supposed to do in class, but I had to cut out of class quick for work, thusly, I couldn't do my paper and I said I would do it at home. She said fine, then she gave me an f because I didn't do it in class....

I am having my worst professor now.

She is in a wheelchair so she hates the world couple that fact with being a woman and well shit sux.

She is always on my ass for not taking notes...Really why would that even matter. She shouldn't care if I take notes or not. That and I have to take all my tests onside her desk as it's impossible for some black kid to be making the highest in the class and he doesn't take notes.


Fuck that whore.

In first grade at Christmas the kid next to me cried when the secret Santa gift he got was just a box of LifeSafers (you know, one of those book-shaped boxes) and he liked the toy car I got better. My teacher made us trade. RAEG levels need not be described.

A french teacher who told a year 8 girl to just "go and shoot yourself!"
A physics teacher who reduced your grade to a D if your handwriting was messy or the date was on the wrong side of the page.
An english teacher who talked like a drunken sailor.

my 8th grade math teacher was the school grouch. no-body went into his room during open house night except for the christfags who felt like they have to love everyone. not even the other teachers liked him either. he didn't even bother to take any pictures for the yearbooks. I got shifted into his class because our school got a new English teacher so they put me in that class and as a result I ended up with that prick. The man wouldn't hesitate to point out your mistakes in a way to make you feel bad. I think the breaking point in that class was when he accused me of cheating on a quiz, grabed my paper, drew a caricature of what appeared to be me looking at someone else's paper with little dashed lines coming out of the eyes as well as a giant F and 0 and then handed it back to me at the end of class. after that I just stopped trying in the class and even though I technically passed with a D, he put that I had to retake it. I heard he quit teaching after the end of that year.

at breakfast one morning, I was standing against the door of the cafeteria, waiting for it to open

bitch french teacher was in there for some reason. Opened it, I fell in, stumbled and regained my footing. She automatically assumed I was fucking around to spite her and I got an in school suspension and three weeks of "behavioural assistance", what the fuck

My art teacher was fucking nuts. We would basically tell jokes all threw class and got yelled for it rather regularly. Randomly she said "What you guys talking about?" we told her the joke, and she laughed. Very next day, we where telling jokes. She freaked the hell out on us. Followed by her standing on the table, screaming at everyone, crying and saying "today is my birthday...." scariest as fuck.
My earth science teacher was a real bitch too because she was a christian and all she did was bash evolution every day. I didn't even care, but I was so damned annoyed that I started reading up on every atheist argument in the book just to refute her in class. Which lead to many arguments and the principal asking me not to make the science teacher cry.

my school was weird and everyone cried too much.

sweet im not on here!

One teacher gave me a perfect score on a project I never did out of pity. I felt pretty bad.

My 10th grade Spanish 2 teacher. Holy crap she knew nothing. She had a tentative good grasp on about half of the Spanish language and half of English, so it was a challenge communicating with her. She contradicted herself over 9000 times per minute. Gave us a project on Frida Kahlo and I shit you now the first sentence she said when describing what said project would entail was "Chicos, some people even consider art to be... historic... and... creative?" Just like that. Her skull must have been several inches thick.

3rd grade teacher mocked a kid who stuttered.

>>2185303
YUP, IT'S GOTTA BE RACE, RIGHT? NO WAY SHE'S JUST SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU HAVE A GREAT MARK AND TAKE ZERO NOTES. MUST BE BECAUSE YOU'RE BLACK.

caps

>>2185375
Props for the defense of evolution against the blindly religious.

my 11th grade physics teacher.
he was your typical 24 year old who thought he was still cool.
I almost lost it when he showed up to class wearing jeans with flip flops.

I don't know which teacher I hated, for all of them shoved me to the front of the class in front of their desk to "help me develop some social skills" as punishment for "talking too much in class". Roneriress ensued.

It's a tie between 3rd grade and 5th grade teacher.
Both called me mentally insane, both screamed at me, both had above average levels of abnormal favoritism.

>>2185303

the point of notes is not only just so you learn shit, it's also so you learn some organization.

stop race baiting.

My fifth grade teacher, who would violently flip this one kid's desk and dump everything on the floor when he couldn't find stuff, and who made disparaging remarks towards a friend of mine (based on her being Puerto Rican) when the class was talking really loud and no one could hear (or so he thought). And who was, in general, an ass who couldn't control his rage. I tried pretty hard to get him fired.

>>2181246

whats that even mean if you blueprint

My 9th grade webmastering teacher and my 11-12th grade physics teacher, both of them were fucking retards who didn't know the first thing about what they were supposed to be teaching.

Mrs Stiegman- Horrible Horrible bitchy cunt who hated me and i hated her. She made me hate writing.


Norman Toenjes- Stupid. Just plain stupid. And a huge JFK conspiracy nut.

Michael Day- Idiot fucking socialist. We started on good terms, then he flipped the fuck out on me. From that day on, i stomped his ass into the ground every class period. He assigned me detention because i demolished him in front of the class.

my 8th grade english teacher, he raped me ;_;

I had a fundamentalist biology teacher who refused to teach evolution at GCSE. So instead the two weeks of the syllabus that were supposed to be allocated to that were instead used to extend the menstrual cycle module. fffffffffffffffff

Two years later, his six-month-old son inexplicably died. I hear he's an atheist now.

3rd grade teacher. there was one token black kid in my class, and he wasn't the most well-behaved student. but when he got in trouble, she would always yell, "keep your cotton-pickin hands to yourself!" other students would just be told to keep quiet.

my 3rd grade music teacher, Mr. Blatchford
if we went off key while playing Mary Had a Little Lamb on our recorders, he'd throw a chair straight across the room, and RAGE like there was no tomorrow.

Second grade had a real bitch stickler. I don't remember her real name, but it sounded like "Ostrich".

Fourth grade (second half) had a cunt teacher; I don't blame her so much now, though, as I was a total brat in her class.

My high school Gen Science teacher was amazingly horrible. He was boring as hell, and always wore white shirts. Then he seemed to rarely clean these, as every day he had the most horrible pit stains. As if to make sure we all saw, he'd always reach up to point at something so it was easy for everyone to see.

I had an asshole teacher for pre-calc. Fuck didn't like being showed up or proven wrong, even on misconceptions.

I had a few professors that were utterly terrible; twice I had a professor that knew less than the students.

3rd grade, my teacher told me i was adopted when my parents had not, what a shock. and in 4th, teacher told me to get the hell out of her class, so i left went to a 6th grade class and got a's and skipped two grades.

My elementary school music teacher was fired for slapping a kid. A few months later we learned she got arrested to holding somebody at gunpoint in her home for 6 hours then beating her with a baseball bat until police arrived. They found a meth lab in her home.

High school Trig teacher.

She was by all definitions a bad teacher.
Not only did she not understand what she was teaching, but she didn't understand how to teach it.
People constsntly bombed tests, and she never stopped to think, "Hmm, maybe it might just be that I can't teach for shit."

I'm a Senior and I fucking hate my Chemistry teacher.

She's a fucking stupid dumb blond who tries to butt in to conversations kids are having and is always forgetting shit. Oh, and did I mention she gets pissed off if you ask to use the bathroom? Every other teacher I have doesn't care if you have to go and some don't even require you to ask but yet she acts like her Chemistry course is somehow so important that you can't miss three minutes to go to the bathroom. She's been teaching for thirty years she says and I've had teachers who were way better and have only been teaching for a few.

2 months in detention in the 9th grade for attempting a vasectomy on this dude who bullied me.

Grade 9/10 physics teacher, he scared the shit out of me with his demeanor. Also once I was harmlessly talking during class and my art teacher yelled at me "ANON, GET A LIFE!" in front of everyone followed by "DU KOTZT MICH AN!", German for 'you make me want to throw up'. sheesh.

My ninth grade English teacher required that you use no more than five "to be" (is, was, etc.) verbs in all your essays.

I had this guy named Mr C. Motherfucking was straight out of the 70's, plaid shirt, neckbeard and the ugliest, yellowest, grittiest teeth you had ever seen. He always had his hair as a ponytail and every time he taught us shit, it'd all be about taking down "the Man." Every Friday, he had us spell antidisestablishmentarianism, until absolutely EVERYONE in the class got it right.

Fortunately, he was just a sub, but goddamn that was the longest month of my life.

>>2185755

Well a vasectomy is a delicate operation anon. I bet you didn't even have a practicing license at the time, much less proper tools.

>>2185237

This anon again. This thread reminded me of the good and bad of my 7th grade school days. I went and dug out some of the old stories I wrote, and if OP dosn't mind, I'll post some of them.

>>2185766
HAHAHAHAHAH my teacher told me to spell this because i made fun of a girl for spelling chrysanthemum wrong in 3rd grade.
It was not worth it.

>>2185771
That shouldn't matter if you know what color wire to cut man, and i knew. I watched alot of movies with like bombs and shit

I liked all of my teachers because I'm not an insolent, sniveling cunt with no respect for authority.

>>2185774
Oh my god. We had to write a paper in 7th grade science class incorporating some vocab words, I wrote the most amazing story about fruit sneak attacking the humans and taking over the world. I wish I still had it. ;_;

>>2185774
>7th grade stories

I am awaiting your terrible writing anon.

>>2185764
Had a similar sounding 9th Grade English teacher. My god I hated her.

I've had quite a few sucky teachers but none that were terrible. I was quite pissed that the principal/vice principal would occasionally call me down to the office to talk to me about my attendance because for a while I missed about 1-3 days a week... and still got good grades. What really pissed me off was that they were all nice about it, and then later that week they sent some random teacher to tell me I had saturday detentions due to missing so many days... I eventually stopped trying, stopped going, and now I do my highschool classes online.

Yeah I'm a winner... and rambling!

Hey, I hated my 4th grade teacher too!

Mrs. Fodor. She was a dumb bitch, and that was the year I learned what playing sick was. She made me hate school. Ever since then, I've been bitter.

>>2185801
Go back to picking up your teachers coffee and helping him with his paperwork, Edward.

Mrs. Schneider, geometry.

She was fucking terrible. Every class had an average of about 60%. She wouldn't teach. She'd write the notes on the whiteboard and then assign homework. I eventually gave up listening to anything she said and taught myself everything I needed to know from the book. I refused to read or write down her notes. The book did a better job of explaining everything, and much faster.

I would ace her tests and I would skip her class for weeks at a time. Fuck her. She wouldn't even fucking explain some shit to me on the first day of class. You know, review shit, I forgot how to do long division lol. Of course I remembered after a while, but no thanks to her. I just asked "How do you do long division again? It's been a while since I've done it without a calculator." I mean now it seems stupid, but she's a fucking teacher and there were dumber kids in that class. Her response is to "look in the book" and im like THANKS WHY DONT THEY JUST FIRE YOU AND LET THE BOOK DO THE FUCKING TEACHING

This one cranky bitch I had in 8th grade.

She made 13-14 year olds cry. Literally; break down and cry. Then she made fun of them for crying.

What I hated about her the most (Aside from her habit of giving the whole class tons upon tons of homework each night) was that every time someone said (For any reason) "I can't do this" or "I don't know how to do this" she'd make stick her wrinkled old face inches from theirs, and scream:

"LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAA-HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE; say it with me class:" and then make the class scream it, or otherwise they got screamed at.

Two days before summer vacation; I asked to go the bathroom, she screamed "Make it quick you little brat. Why do boys have to go to the bathroom every five hours?! Unlike Girls!" (Although she did have tons of things against girls), grabbed her coffee when she wasn't looking, walked into the bathroom, unzipped my trousers, and peed in her coffee.

Then at the end of Highschool we egged and T.P.'d her house.

My first and second grade teacher hit me, and only me, with a ruler. My 9th grade spanish teacher was a fucking douche who failed everyone because of his terrible teaching. I netsent a message to every computer in the school saying he was a faggot.

My 9th grade gym teacher gave me a 69 for a final grade after I wrote a several page essay for her. LOL. Fuck that bitch.

A temp teacher was there for a summer school class. She was a fat black fascist bitch. She tried to make me sign a BS contract on the first day that said I was going to do this and that. Everyone else signed it but I told her no and since that day she made my day a living hell getting me to do shit I dont have to do. I skipped a few days in between because it was a self paced course that I payed $100 for. She bitched and said it violated the contract that I didnt sign (OWNED), I had her pinned, so she skipped the last 2 days without giving me or anyone else a grade. I eventually got it sorted out but holy fuck what a succubus.

Other than that they were either hot or cool with me

>>2185810

Here's the Humpty Dumpty one. I was 12 years old at the time of writing this.

*EGG IS EGGSORSISED*

Yesterday, at approximatly 7:45am, Humpty Dumpty went insane. The cheery little bastard ran amok in a public school, and, in what has been called the worst hate crime in 50 years, gunned down an Arab child. SWAT was called in to sniper, but Humpty eluded them. He then went to China Town, gutting several hundred innocent people with a carving knife. Flaying all in his way, Humpty was finally caught by the Los Angeles Police Department. It was later found out that he was possesed by Satan, and was penciled in for exorsism, but escaped at the last second, and had to be gunned down.

The End. (it was a short story assignment)

>>2185136
That sucks man. l've got the best chemistry teacher for grade 12 currently and had him for grade 11 too.

>>2185250
Gawd, this happened to me too. Apparently everyone in the class (Health ed.) was talking and the teacher was writing stuff up on the board and the next person to talk after so long would get detention. I didn't know this because I was diligently working. So one of my friends asked me a question (something about a pen) and I responded while everyone suddenly became quiet - got detention. I was a little teacher's pet Christfag who always did work and never got detention, so I was worried and confused. I didn't even know where the office was. Friend explained it was her fault and I was just answering a question, so she got detention too. She accompanied me to where the office was and we wrote out notes about random sports for an hour. This also happens if you forget to bring your uniform to sports. No idea what that's supposed to do.
>>2185492
My yr11-12 physics teacher was like this too, but he really was awesome.
>>2185774
Go for it.

There is apparently a teacher at my old school who can't teach. As in literally, can't teach. Nobody knows what she's saying through her thick accent, her explanations make no sense etc etc. Her motto is 'if in doubt, work it out!'

There's also a sub teacher at that school who is from India. Half my family is from India, so we all make fun of this guy and talk in his accent. He yells at everyone, puts in stupid rules, doesn't allow anyone to talk, etc etc. Sometimes he's hilarious and awesome,but most of the time he's plain annoying.

>>2185492

I think I know who you are talking about

>>2185352

I had a bitch of a professor a couple of years ago who marked you down for bad handwriting. WTF. This was in college, who the fuck does that? I think it's because she was French.

Speech/english teacher in high school.

He wasn't MEAN per se, but h had this rigid wayof thinking that was nearly impossible to understand, so you had to guess what he meant a lot of the time. Plus, he was extremely biased towards his favored subjects. But the thing is, he never gave any of us enough information to tell what his beleifs were, he said taht he didn't want that to affect the way we speak. So if someone managed to get on his good side, they got higher grades. I was always on the bad side.

And he took thing way too seriously, it seemed that if anyone had any fun during an event, it was bad. He also had two required 100 point assignments that you had to stay after school for, and that sucked. I don't like staying after school :(

And he hated me. Mostly because I was probably one of the best speakers he'd had, but I'm terrible with evidence and speech structure. He kept on telling me "IMPROVE YOUR EVIDENCE AND STRUCTURE" And I guess I did, but he never helped me improve. He raised his standards about the same as I grew in skill, so I was making repeated 88 speeches.

He was also expecting very nice speeches, but it was introductory speech. He expected us to go from rambling idiots to semi-rigid speeches in a period of a week, and most people didn't make it.

Jesus, I had a lot of bad teachers. I guess the worst one was my 6th grade homeroom teacher. I was the new kid in the area, so everyone in the entire class were friends with each other, but wouldn't go near me with a ten-foot pole. I don't know why. Because I was rejected, the teacher thought I was having social issues and tried to sign me up for an idiot's class for children that have mental problems. I didn't understand what it was but my mother read the paper I brought home asking if I want to join the mental cases in another class. She got pissed off and called the school. This bitch was convinced I had problems, but it was only because no one wanted to befriend me. I wasn't threatening or anything.

Later on, my sister had the same teacher, but for math, and the teacher tried to fail nearly everyone in her classes, even the smartest kid in school that was a genius in math. Same teacher was also just married, which made no sense to me. Was finally fired or quit.

My 9th grade English teacher was a bitter woman who took it out on her students to make herself better. Her husband committed suicide fairly recently before I had the class; they had connections to a mafia, and I guess he fucked up and took the easy way out. Fucking Italians.

I seriously wish I could go back and talk to all of my asshole faggot teachers that did shitty things, or were bad. I mean not all of them are bad, I just want to yell at the ones that were.

In the 4th grade, we had to write a report about DARE. That don't do drugs shit, you know? With the lame ass cops with nothing better to do. I live in michigan, there are NO violent crimes in my area. None. The worst things that happen is speeding and drug use. So the cops are basically useless already, but whatever.

Anyway, I'm a dumb little kid. I write my paper, thinking it's hot shit. I mentioned something about how the dare officer fell off his bike and would've gotten hurt, but he had a helmet. Only I said something like "he flew off the bike and would've cracked his skull on a rock, but luckily he had a helmet". I also put a bunch of pictures in there, clip art and shit. Most of them were relevant, but then near the end I put in some UFO cliparts and an alien dude, and I wrote in him saying something like "You will all suffer, hahaha!" because he was sort of angry looking, even though he was just a dumbass cartoony faggot alien.

So, everyone's reading their reports to the dare officer. I'm hoping I won't have to. It comes down to me and one other kid that hasn't done it. Then they stop. A few minutes later they leave, but I get held back to talk to the teacher. Apparently my essay was too violent, so the teacher was concerned. She was also concerned that I might hurt someone because of the little thing with the alien at the end (it wasn't even part of the essay or anything, just me being stupid). She even implied that I might get a gun and shoot up the school.

This is the FOURTH FUCKING GRADE. I was scared shitless. I thought I was going to go to jail. I hate that fucking bitch.

My programming teacher, Some old guy - while explaining the template he would go off the topic about the programming side of things and go into detail about shit that didn't matter... (example, if you were making a VB program to calculate apples, he would go on about how expensive apples were getting and he hoped he could still afford them when he retires blah blah blah blah).

But the main one I remember is my art teacher.

My 4th grade art teacher Mrs Hocking grabbed me (not it a pedobear way)... it was the end of the day, time to go home and she was telling everyone to pack up, put poster paints away, put the seats on the tables for the cleaners etc... anyway she must of been in a bad mood, and I was asking a friend where "do the coloring pens go?"... the teacher grabs me by my fucking shoulder hard and like spins me around to face her, with enough force that I fall over on the floor... then the bitch starts yelling at me for chatting while packing and "doing childish stunts" - she tells me to stay after class for 30 minutes...

This is where it gets good tho... see my mom would pick me up from school, and well shes a bit of an alcoholic and a bad temper (yes I think she was a bit tanked while driving and picking up me from school)... anyways, 30mins after the school time has finished I get in the car and shes angry "why didn't to bloody tell me you were going to stay back? making me wait in this fucking heat" then I told her I got kept back, then I said "it wasn't even my fault, she grabbed me and pushed me over"... that was it, my mother goes "WHAT? she hurt you? thats fucken it" slams the car door and matches right inside the school.

20minutes go by right... then the school receptionist comes up to the car and tells me to follow her inside.

Part 1 - fucking field too long shit

In the art room standing there is my principle and my mom at one side of the room, in the middle is some mid year teacher I didn't know, and in the corner was my art teacher... who looked worse for wear....... her hair was all messed up, and her eye shadow was running from what appeared to be crying... some of the chairs were pushed down off the tables and the tables were out of the perfect squares they were usually placed in... you can guess what happened...

The principle says "now Mrs Hocking (art teacher) has something to say to you" - so I walk over and she gets down to my level and apologizes for grabbing me and she didn't mean to hurt me and shes deeply sorry she didn't listen to me... with tears in her eyes...

Then the other teacher walks me back to the corner of where the principle and my mom were standing... and seconds later my mom yells "you touch my son again I will FUCKING KILL YOU! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? HUH!" and gets stopped by that random mid year teacher with him saying "enough! stop! not infront of your son please"... we were then escorted out...

I wasn't allowed to do that art class anymore, instead I got to sit in the teachers coffee room and play with lego technic stuff... and make cars and shit... it was awesome... I did see the teacher around tho, she sometimes had to be on lunchtime duty and this other time we had some pick up rubbish day... she was yelling at everyone else to put stuff in these shitty dirty buckets with tongs but she saw me without a bucket and fucking around with the tongs and just gave me one of those uncomfortable smiles and said "if you see any rubbish just stare a bucket with a friend okay?".

Part 2

Years later on I asked her about what happened that day... she said she just walked into the first art room she saw, saw some lady, grabbed her by the hair and just ripped into her pushing her up against the wall and tables while yelling "WHAT YOU DO TO MY SON HUH? HUH?!?", then having that teacher walk in to separate her from attacking her further... then something about her yelling at everyone who listened "SHE HIT MY SON GOD DAMN IT, COME NEAR HIM AGAIN AND I'LL KILL YOU BITCH" then her going in and talking to principle in his office, who had no clue wtf was going on with mom screaming "SHE SLAMMED MY SON ON THE FLOOR, I SHOULD SUE ALL YOU CUNTS" or something like that... and she kept demanding she was there to see her apologizes to me...

Spose moms drinking problem and violent behavior did something good after all...

I didn't read over this, sorry - cbf - enjoy tho

Part 3 and finial part

>>2186155
>>2186146
fun!

i always got mad embarrassed when my mom would yell at my teachers.

>>2186155
Hard fucking core.

wow... bump this up

When I was in 3rd grade, I had an old Japanese lady for a teacher. I remember that she wouldn't let us do the English version of Rock, Paper, Scissors, and we had to do the Japanese version. It was weird, but being a 3rd grader, I let it slide. Apparently, I don't really remember what this was all about, but my mom wrote a letter of complaint to her about something. I delivered it to her before class or something, and the teacher dragged me to the front of the class/chalkboard and read the letter. I cried and cried.

owo, bump this up
I need to hear more of these stories.

My junior year English teacher was so bad and so widely hated, that she got fired halfway through the year. Good times man, good times.

My current teacher. His name is Michael and he is a raging tard. He is teaching us for a Diploma course....and he's a complete idiot. Worst year of study EVER.

Fifth grade teacher.

She banned me from the computer on the second day of class, and she WATCHED this kid hit me in the stomach for no reason at all, and did nothing about it.

I caught his ass three years later with a baseball bat.


I'm a fucking Computer science major, so that explains to you how important computers are in my life.

My 5th grade teacher hated me for no reason. I got pulled out of the DARE program (the anti-drug one) because my mother felt it was a waste of class time, so in retribution, the teacher had me write this huge-ass research paper on the effects of drugs. Every Friday, when the rest of my classmates got to space out and ignore the DARE officer, I had to be in the library doing real work.

I turned it in a month before the end of the year. She never once mentioned it again or gave me any sort of grade. I'm still mad >:(

>>2188242
Why were you kicked off? No reason?

Last semester's Civil Eng highway design professor. I didn't have the book for the first 2 weeks, so I didn't do the homework. It turns out that he decided to make the ONLY homework in those first 2 weeks, and there goes 15% of my grade. If I had known that I would've dropped the course, but no my ass got stranded with an F.

>>2188266
I have yet to figure out a reason why she kicked me off, she's a bitch?

But she didn't like my parents, because they were known whistle blowers on obvious bullshit, like not having stalls for the boys bathroom, but stalls for the girls, and having the male population miss out on weeks of learning because they "Didn't order enough books"

I hated my 5th (or 4th?) grade teacher for a long ass time. She used to ride me like a mother fucker just because I was smarter than everyone. My math worksheets were even a different color from everyone else's, just so she knew that it was MY special one with the mega fucknut problems. They were still easy, but I felt cheated on damn well everything. For our "research a mexican mission" project, I'm one of the few kids who actually went out and read a book from the library. My research paper was 5 pages, including 4 pages of diagrams (lol). Everyone else had a wad of dicks for a paper, but she made me re-do mine. She said I actually had to go visit the damn mission and read 3 books on it, then type 5 pages of PURE researched information on it.

I realized later that she and my mom were working together to challenge me, so my mind didn't turn into mush. I got to spend grammar school in the shittiest ghetto in the world, so having an extra bitchy teacher was the best education I could get. It's a shame I still carry over the "I don't have to work half as hard as everyone else cuz I'm that damn smart" attitude. I bet I'd be a cooldude with a Benz and three girlfriends if all my teachers were like that.

My 9th grade english teacher was fresh out of college, ignorant as hell, and pregnant/hormonal. She assigned nothing but pointless crap (hur durr what's your favorite character and why) by the barrel full. When I made a complaint about a particular assignment, her response was "well I don't see you doing anything better." I've gotten As in every single english class I've ever taken, but this bitch gave me 19% in the class.

In 3rd grade, for Halloween my teacher sent me into another classroom. I didn't do anything bad that I know of, she just sent me somewhere else. There I sat, watching all these strange kids pass out candy to all these other strange kids. Like 2 of them actually gave me one, and I went up and asked this other kid for one of his cuz he was passing out giant pumpkin things. It was full of Lucas, fuck. I still feel pissed about that.

my 8th grade pe teacher failed me for not running my ''warm up lap.'' the kid whom i walked it with got a b-

also, because i was failed i couldnt go with the rest of my grade to marine world. my science teacher said he talked to my pe teacher and told me he was full of shit and if i fought it id win. so i tried to reason with him, and got yelled at so hard i almost cried.

I dressed out.
I participated in all the sports.
I just walked my half warm up lap instead of running it.

ps. fuck you mr. streble
i still made the honor roll (3.4) even with your F you hateful motherfucker

>>2185992
I don't think so
Southwest High School
San Antonio, TX

I got an English 101 professor who didn't speak fucking English. I still rage just thinking about it. Seriously, she'd mark me down for PROPER grammar then again for not using INCORRECT punctuation. The only person who got a decent grade in that class was another girl who spoke equally shitty English. Fuck.

Roxanne White, third grade teacher at West Grand Elementary School in Kremmling, CO back in the early 90s. This bitch is the reason my life is a mess right now. If you happen to live near Kremmling, drive over to West Grand and give her a nice hard punch in the mouth for me. Knock a few teeth out if you can.

Grade 7 Ms. Anderson

Sent me out in the hall if I said an answer without raising my hand. Practically brain washed me into doing and still do in university discussions.

Fucking hated her.

Surprisingly i got along with all my high school teachers and my professors rock.

my seventh grade science teacher was a fucking pedo. every day he would just sit in his chair and browse the net. no assignments for the entire year and automatic A+ for everyone. he would also hide in the storage room and eat oreos. his Teachers Assistants were always the sluts. i secretly wish i was him

i hated my 10th grade earth science teacher(which earth science is a fake class i someone got stuck in even tho i took biology in 9th) she was such a fucking cunt!!! she would make people get tardy slips if they were not sitting down when the bell rang and she would mark my test down when people asked me for answers FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF that bitch pissed me the fuck off i got an A in the class because it was SO FUCKING EASY!!! i do not know how anyone with a pulse failed that class but people managed to do so! God she would always talk with this smug voice... if i could do it over i would kick her in her cunt while she wasn't looking

9th Grade spanish teacher. I just didn't learn anything. More than half the class were mexicans who just took the class for an easy credit and the teacher of course knew this and didn't even try to teach us it seemed.

Most of the time we just watched recent released movies, in spanish of course and everyone would just fall asleep and she'd leave the room.
If we did have class she would fucking teach us in spanish, reasoning that if we heard enough of her talking, the language would just come to us. It didn't work obviously, and every white person failed the class.
Some people complained to the principal, I don't think anything happened then but she did get replaced the next year.

>>2188317
what a tool

Mine was Mr Meers. Didn't even teach me but he was a grumpy douche. He was on playground duty once when i was in year 2. I was joking with my friends and this weird guy "told on me" for being "silly". Mr Meers, a supposedly sane primary teacher, marches over to this 7 year old and says completely seriously

"DAVID ARE YOU BEING SILLY?"
"uh..ye...yeah?"
"WELL YOU'D BETTER STOP IT"

when he turned away i flipped him off. then that weird kid "told on me" again (passive aggressive much?) and i got sent to the principal's office.

shitsuxed

>>2188507
I'm sorry but wut

grammar school librarian
school had a "course" set up where we would be forced to type for two hours straight every other day

on my birthday, the cunt told me i had to stay late since i was such a bad typist and then after i finished, i realized she had left for the day and that i had to find someone else to give me a pass back to class...
missed 3 hours of my classmates eating the food my parents brought in for MY birthday

my middle school math teacher made me hate math for a good while.

fuck you mr. Barshop. you're not a bad guy but you FAIL as a teacher.

My 2nd grade teacher Mrs.Duffer.

This fat old spic bitch gave me detention on my birthday for refusing to not go inside to this other class to watch a movie. I had a social anxiety order at such an young age.

Mom found out and I spent the my birthday grounded in my room, until my dad came home late, thank goodness he was cool enough to save my day.

Im now contemplating about murdering my 2nd grade teacher.

I can't remember the 4th grade very well. My worst teacher was probably the sex ed teacher who warned us that we could get microscopic warts even if we had sex with a condom on.

Math teacher in high school. The old guy yelled at everything, laughed out very loud but couldn't teach at all. He was fucking dumb as shit.

If any Finnfag recognizes, Basti from Ogeli. Lol.

>>2189138 sex ed teacher
what?

i had five different teachers during grade three, the longest of which lasted 2 and a half months. i try to blame that instability for my disinterest during the rest of my school but i really just have to accept that i'm just an ADD lazy cunt like most other people on this site.

>>2189177
sexual education

From first to third grade there was a horrible teacher that would always put me down. She might of been racist, I'm not sure.

One thing that I remember vividly is when we were talking about stars or some shit. My mom had told me before that the sun isn't the biggest star, it just appears big because it's closer to us. So of course I raise my hand and say this, feeling proud as hell.

She says I'm wrong and laughs at me ;_;

I had a history teacher, who would always go out of her way to tell me off. If some of us were chewing gum, she'd tell the others to spit it out, but not me. She'd kick me out of class.

I was once walking down the corridor, and she accused me of skipping class, and sent me to my year level co-ordinator.

She put me on some sort of . . . "behavior form" for 3 months. At the end of every single class, my teacher had to rate me on how I performed in that class (Shit like "Particated in class" "Finished all set work" "Completed homework"), simply because my attendance was slipping. Other than my attendance, I was a perfect student. It was a waste of my time.

I hated her so much. Now that I think back, I'm starting to think that she was just trolling me. It worked. She pissed me off every single day. But, I never gave her the satisfaction of snapping at her. She would have just used that as an excuse to get me suspended. There's plenty more she did, but I can't be bothered typing it right now.

In senior year there were only 4 of us in the class because the rest were in the student room drunk (last day). She asked us to go to the gym to see the junior student's play and said that she'd be there shortly after. We all decided that since the rest of the class were drunk and didn't attend her class that we'd not go to the gym.
I got my only ever detention that day.

Mrs. Girvan, how the fuck am I supposed to learn something from an old Irish bitch with Alzheimer's?

>>2189277
Well, let me tell you how, you will learn...

wait, what was the question?

My History teacher was pretty bad. She knew her stuff and I guess she taught the class well, but I just hated her. She was totalitarian and a disciplinarian; she was all about the rules of the school, and if you happened to break one, she would flip shit on you. I remember that she managed to get backpacks banned from class. Her rationale was that kids could be hiding bombs or guns in them, which, considering that it was a hick school in the middle of nowhere with only 100 kids, was completely ridiculous. She also tried to get hooded sweatshirts banned from the school (for only god knows why). Also, she was fucking hideous. She was only in her late 20's, but she looked like she was 40. She was fat, huge gross ass, long scraggly hair, acne, and she even had a faint mustache. Every time she bent down to pick something up, I puked in my mouth. Fucking nasty.

Also, there is a rumor that this teacher had a lesbian affair with one of her students. The student in question was butt ugly as well.

Did anyone go to Rooks Heath High School here?

My sixth grade teacher used to make us write stories for her, and I would always write these stories about fictional versions of me and my friends going on fantastic adventures, with the antagonist always being this kid that I had a mutual hatred for. She made me stay in the class room during recess one day and got an inch away from my face, telling me how these stories were awful and full of hatred, and she started accusing me of being a bully. She actually called me pathetic. A fucking sixth grader. She made me cry, the heartless bitch. It's not my fault that I had/have an amazing imagination and come up with fanciful stories. The antagonist in question was hardly even based on the kid, they just happened to have the same last name, which was a common one. She just ripped into me. I never forgave her for dragging me down like that. Fuck her.

My computer teacher in 6th grade was a pedophile and spent all his time oggling and trying to touch the girl who developed early while the rest of us had to teach ourselves computer skills. Pretty much all the guys got C's in the class and the cute girls all got A's. On the bright side I developed a natural talent for computer use.....

Wait, wait one second. 110 replies? WHEN DID 4CHAN START TO FAIL SO HARD THAT WE CAN HAVE "BAAAAAWWWWW I H8 MAI TEACHERS FUCK SKOOL" THREADS?"

>>2189438
I just figured I'd share my story about a pedophile computer teacher. I don't tell that one enough.

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2. Save itx a 4chanjs
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5. Shitbricks.

>>2189438
About 16 months ago.

Last semester I had this lecturer for Linear Algebra, words cannot describe how bad she was..

http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/ShowRatings.jsp?tid=709580

I had a cunt of a Maths teacher called Ms Fedatova.

She was Russian of something along them lines so her English was screwed from the start. There's only so many times I can fucktarice on a shit a paper and not laugh.
She was socially retarded was one of them teachers who never thought they were wrong.
"Miss don't write on that board, it's a interactive white board (touchscreeny projector type thing)" I got detention for saying that.
God I never thought I could hate anyone as much as I did her.

>>2190238
Bloody hell, talking about her made me rage so hard I started sounding like her.

Self noted episode of abusing the english language.

I despise my college government professor. He's basically teaching high school government all over again.

My intro to psych professor takes up a three and a half hour class period reviewing a four page homework packet (twenty minutes) and talking at length about her back problems and her horses (three hours and ten minutes). She has threatened to dock my class participation grade because I often sleep through her class, prompting me to essentially wind up reading the packets to the class just so no dipshit has the opportunity to ask her a question that gets her going on a twenty minute tangent and so I can go to sleep again. Dear college professors, when you pay my class tuition you can tell me when it's unacceptable to put my head down and start drooling on my notebook. Last time I checked the loans were in my name, so if I want to take a nap during your boring-ass lecture I'm going to do it.

>>2185650
That's not a racist thing. Some people in the South use it as an almost-swear word.

Usage is similar "damn" or "motherfucking".

>>2185555
That sounds just like my 5th grade teacher!
She flipped the desk on me when I could not find some homework or some shit, then made fun of me because there was so much shit in my desk.

:(

I hated that teacher. I purposely spilled coffee on her shit at the end of the year.

The first time I took 5th grade (skipped 4th, but because of sex ed, I had to retake it [way to think ahead there, guys]) I had Mrs. Carney.

What a fucking bitch.

Everything that went wrong in the class was automatically my fault, even though we had a troubled child who was clearly the cause of most problems. (He ran away during recess a few times) My grandfather died near the end of the year and I was just kind of sitting in the back of the classroom weeping silently (I was 9, fuck you) and she sent me to the principle's office for "disrupting the class." Granted, I probably shouldn't have come to school that day, but she pulled me in the hall and screamed at me for like 20 minutes before sending me to the office. She could have just as easily put me in the hall so I could calm down and then return to class.

Also, every time I got yelled at, she would say, "Don't you make that face at me!" Even though I wasn't making any face. Sorry, I guess she just didn't like my face. Cunt. End of the year was the greatest day of my life, still is to this day.

Then, she got cancer. I never found out if she lived or not, but my god I hope she didn't.

I hope she's burning in hell.

Grade 6. Mrs. motherfucking Sinclair.

Holy shit this woman is insane. I've always gotten along well with teachers even though I tend to treat them with polite aloofness but she was capital fucked. On too many occasions for me to count I was told to stay behind after class. When the two of us were alone she would usually break down and cry, explaining to me about how her husband didn't love her, her past hopes for her life and how she didn't live up to them and wasn't happy teaching, and all that failure at 45 shit that we're all so accustomed to. This was a pretty fucked up thing to put an 11 year old through. I didn't say anything for the longest time because I sort of got off on the shit that her life was. I still do, those memories will never leave me.

I had a teacher in 6th grade fail me because my book report was too long. He assigned us random books. Other kids got stuff like Harry Potter, and I got Stephen King's unabridged version of the The Stand. Fucking 1200 page book in the 6th grade.

I'm not sure how you can summarize such a book in only two pages.

Its got to be my first grade teacher mrs gribbon who marked me as retarded at the age of 5 as I wouldn't read her damn "rag bag" book in the lesson even though I tried explaining i've just finished the hobbit and will not read that demeaning stuff. then she got really pissed off when i read it to her after glancing at the damn thing and claimed i'd just memorised what the other kids had said. Then she hit me with a stick.

possibly my grade 8 math teacher, who was just a bitch. Or, the history teacher, who flipped my desk for absent mindedly sliding a quarter around on on top of it.

We had corporal punishment in school. I swear Mr Birkenbach ejoyed it, beating young boys. Cunt

>>2191938
or, my 4th grade teacher. we had some medieval thing going on, so me and another kid brought our lego in to make some diorama or other. The teacher got pissed at us for some reason, (we'd had some arrangement so that our lego wouldn't get mixed up) and let some other kid take all our guys apart, and mix up the pieces then put them back together. I lost like half my lego people on that day, and never forgave that bitch.

>>2188324

What do you mean you dont think so? You dont even know where I am...

And yea I do think do. Tx here.

Ms. Kimmel, my Japanese teacher for all four years of high school. Did you know that there's such a thing as "mandatory extra credit"? I'm not a lazy fucker like a lot of my friends, and I actually enjoy learning, but this bitch doesn't even care. This year (i'm 18 and a senior), she's teaching the AP student and the Japanese IV students in the same class. We're learning the exact same shit because she's too fucking lazy to teach AP a different period. She doesn't try to even teach - she tells us stuff without actually telling us what it means, then whines when everyone fails the tests because we have no fucking idea what we're doing. Somehow this bitch graduated from Harvard, but I still haven't figured out how.

I'm planning to tell her that her class was a fucking waste of my time and she's the worst teacher I've ever had after I graduate. Shit'll be EPIC.

Rag bag is a fucking red bag with peg legs and a cloth hed I still cant get that fucking piece of shit out of my fucking head.

>>2191974

What a fucking cunt.

>>2185431
I've never really taken notes, its called remembering shit and doing homework, that gets basically all the learning out of the way.

I used to have an English teacher that would come to work high as fuck. She pretty much let her students run amok in her classroom. And there was the story about how some slutty girl gave a guy a blowjob while the teacher was in the room, oblivious...

>>2191927
first grade as a five year old?

also, cunt teacher is cunt.

My story: I ended up having to take some assessment test because I didn't like writing or some shit like that back in the third grade. I think it was because I held my pencil weirdly so it made my hand cramp up after a while, I also had really shitty handwriting back then (still do, mostly), so yeah.

I got ridiculously high marks on math and reading and shit, lower on some other stuff, but since I didn't get lower than grade level on anything I didn't qualify to get sent to anything special. Even though I was doing math at above an 11th grade level and writing at a third grade level. Yeah.

>>2185747

See to me it sounds less like she's a crap teacher and more like you're a massive tool.

When I was in eighth grade, I had a science teacher named Mr. Orts. On the first day of class, he told our class that there were three things you could do with grass: you can cut it, you can shred it, and you can smoke it.

I never had a problem with Mr. Orts, in fact, none of the guys in my class did. All he would do for assignments is get in groups and go over a chapter, writing down terminology and whatnot, and turn those terms in at the end of the week. Us guys would do this on Monday, effectively giving us the rest of the week off. The girls, however, just sat in their groups and gossiped the whole week without any work. And then they got pissed at him for giving them bad grades.

If there was one thing you could say about Mr. Orts, it was that he was a witty motherfucker. Here is how his last day at my high school went down: it was the last period of the day, a study hall. This scrawny kid a grade lower than I apparently started causing some shit, talking loudly and being obnoxious and whatever else. Orts tries to get him to shut up, and somehow things get violent and Orts hits the kid with a rolled up newspaper. The kid storms out of the classroom and calls his mother, literally crying to her over the phone about how Orts abused him. Minutes later, his loud, disgusting mother storms into the otherwise silent classroom, cursing and swearing at the old man. Orts tried to remain calm and explain things to her, but she wouldn't listen and continued screaming at him. Finally she finishes, and as she stomps out the door, she yells, "I'll be happy if I never see your face again!" Mr. Orts calls after her, "Likewise, ma'am!"

The next day, I heard that Mr. Orts resigned. I was kind of sad. Sure, he wasn't a very good teacher and perhaps he was a little misogynistic at times, but he was funny as all hell, and his class was easy.

Almost all my English teachers - I was better than them and that made them severely butthurt about being and English teacher because they failed at everything else and all they could do was barely speak a foreign language, and some little kid knew more than they did.

And then there was a moronic lab science duo. They showed a slide claiming the atmosphere was 5km's tall. I said no, they said I was wrong. I brought my book from the national science institute the next course, which showed the internal layers of atmosphere - with that title - and even the first layer was taller than the 5km's she cited. She looked, and said Exosphere wasn't a layer of Atmosphere, Atmosphere was a layer of Exosphere - not only that is wrong, but also it was irrelevant, even the first-fucking-layer was more. WHY WOULD SOMEONE TRYING TO TEACH KIDS THINGS LIE JUST TO SAVE HER FUCKING UGLY FACE TO A 10 YEAR OLD? Thank you, privatization and the wonders you did to the education system.

My High School Physics teacher - she too was incompetent, but that was okay until she became my guiding instructor for my extended essay, and fucked shit up and make it look like it was my failure, I retorted, things escalated, and the retarded school management took her side - but, clearly she still was butthurt as she gave me a D+ while my exam average was a B+. Also, at some point my mother went to talk to her, but she just cried - and kept on doing her passive-aggressive charade.

Then there was a history instructor in college. She gave A's to everyone, which made her 'liked' but - she was a retarded fascist, which stemmed from her being a moron and failure at life - she felt better about herself by deluding herself that she belonged into the 'better' group. I couldn't stand her bullshit when she started blabbering on about how records indicating Armenian Genocide couldn't be proved, got up, went to the door, gave her the look while smirking and slammed the door. I failed, in a class of engineers repeating the same shitty history crap over and over while I've read more about history alone than she ever has about everything combined.

Ahh, also, my latin instructor is getting to my nerves. She sucks the fun out of everything - making even latin unbearable - mandatory attendance, boring lectures consisting of only translation, and of course the good old teacher trait of not folding when I'm right and they're wrong.

third grade teacher made me take my shirt off in class. I blame my internet addiction and lack of social skills on her

>>2192151
>>2192146
a kid who thinks he's better than his teachers, and probably everyone gee I wonder why they hated you

I had a teacher that would argue with me about how I wrote my name. It's my goddamn name, I think I know how to spell it.

She even corrected it on my exams, and I think I got lower grades because of that shit.

My fifth grade teacher was diagnosed as bipolar. She screamed and shrieked every day until she retired.

>>2185492
one of my math professors is vaguely like that. Mono-color tee shirt, jeans. He also skateboards IIRC. Easy A math electives wheeeeee

I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT OP.

12th grade English teacher. He used a Power Point to brag about his horrible spelling and teaching skills. My semester of students were so disgusted by his hubris, that we got him fired by the end of the semester.

I had an elementary teacher who berated us for reading Harry Potter and for playing Pokemon, because Harry Potter promoted witchcraft and Pokemon were actually cartoonized versions of the demons in Hell, and that Satan was using Pokemon to make kids accept and like these demons... Even back then, I had a keen bullshit detector. And I told her that she was an idiot for thinking that. I got detention. :/

My 4th grade teacher was a total christfag bitch.

She lectured me about calling this one fat boy fat by saying shit like "don't make fun of the way god makes people". She also told my mom I had ADD or ADHD because I didn't like to sit still. I was a goddamned kid, of course I didn't like to sit still.

Later she took my Charmander pokemon card.

>>2192237

Oh yeah, and apparently on the back of Pokemon cards, if you look close enough, you can find satanic symbols or some shit. I stared and stared, but I never saw anything remotely satanic on the back of my Squirtle card.

>>2192237

Okay, none of my teachers were -that- fucking stupid. Though my mom was. Is, I should say.

>>2191996
Mr. Figg, is that you??

>>2185992
I thought he was talking about somebody in Northside ISD in San Antonio TX.

>>2191974
you never mess with another man's lego.

i would have to say Mrs.Angel was one of the worst. she was my English teacher my 2nd year at military school. she was a total bitch and had NO IDEA how the disciplinary system worked. instead of "late homework" which was 20 pushups, she would give us "violation of fire regulations" which equaled to 3 and 1/2 hours of marching in full uniform and an M1 rifle over your shoulder in either rain snow or blazing heat without bathroom or water breaks. but boy did we have fun with her. me and the rest of my platoon that was in her class had made her cry on several occasions. made her flip over desks and throw shit around the room. she tried to give us the same homework for the 3rd night in a row and we told he it was the same, she stomped her feet and said, and i quote "I DON'T GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE I'M ELVIS"

god i miss that school.

My 4th grade teacher, I forget her name, but she was a crazy bitch.

"One time my son was floating beside our boat on the Oregon coast and he was holding a sea urchin and a shark jumped out of the water and ate the sea urchin out of his hand!"

"If you reduce the amount of water a fish can swim in day by day eventually he'll be able to breath air!"

"One time on the coast my husband approached a man to get the time and it was a BEAR!!!"

My high school AP history teacher was this cliche skinny gay guy, but he was awesome, an excellent teacher, and generally ran a great class. Oh and he owned a BMW. No one knew were he got all his money from (popular opinion was a death former boyfriend of his was rich).

Turns out he was a meth dealer on the side...

Fortunately his replacement was an awesome gamer geek who also taught very well.

my kindergarten teacher, he always creeped me out for some reason. always gave us girls candy and stuff.
he was arrested last year for aggressive sexual conduct with a child.
the victim was his 4 year old niece.

My worst teacher had to be my 12th grade Government teacher. Her name was Ghazal or something like that. Nobody learned a single thing in her class all year and complained vehemently about it. By the time first semester had finished, I don't think she ever had more than five students attending her class at a time (at my school, if you miss a certain number of days, you automatically fail the course). At one point, we were so fed up with it that we pretty much ganged up on her and told her what a shitty teacher she was. The only person that stood up for her was some Christfag, but apparently she canceled the rest of her classes for that day. She didn't get any better at teaching and at the end of the year, about half of us decided we'd just pay the fine for not turning in the textbook and we burned them next to her car in the parking lot.

>>2192528
Oh forgot to mention, this wasnt some ghetto school, this was in the suburbs in a nice community. He never dealt to students there tho, probably why it was so long before he got caught.

My year 9 English teacher, what a turdburglar.
He should be instantly recognisable to anyone that had him by this description:
He would walk with his pelvis first. Always.
He would not allow you to rest your head upon your hand, and if you did, he would simply point to you and exclaim "Head on hand".
If you yawned he would ask if how whther you were tired or needed more oxygen, if you said you were tired he asked you at what time you went to bed. If you answered not enough oxygen he would send you to the window to stand and breathe (this could be in the quietest lesson ever and he would not care).
He constantly set work that no one really understood and I was the only one to ever point out that no one knew what they were doing. As well as being the only one to have the balls to tell him that most of us felt that he was the reason our grades were dropping (he had asked me why).

I took a class based on the history of numbers and counting systems once. Hey, it filled an awkward elective.

Turns out most people take it instead of pre-calc for their art degrees, so I was the only one in the class who had ever been up through calculus, and my general math aptitude was orders of magnitude greater than the other students.

Well, we had the librarian come in and do a lecture about order of operations. She told the class that 5 + 3 * 8 = 64, but 5 + (3 * 8) = 29. I raised my hand and politely told her they were both 29. She flatline tells me "No, you're wrong." and moves on.

The teacher liked me and knew I wasn't full of shit, so I asked her if I could use the pc for a minute while the librarian was speaking. She gave me the ok, so I logged into the pc and turned the projector on, googled 'order of operations' and let the whole class know exactly how wrong our lovely librarian was. She raged and left.

I almost felt bad, but stupid people really shouldn't be lecturing false information to people who will believe it.

>>2193138
lol.... what grade was this?

>>2193175
I went to a community college and got my associate's degree instead of doing my last two years of highschool. It was the equivalent of my senior year, but it was some upper 100 level class that counted as either a math or sociology credit.

There were four sos classes that semester and I had to choose one of them to graduate on time. I ended up liking the class a lot since the teacher let me write essays on Mechwarrior and stuff. The same teacher also wrote me a super good letter of recommendation that helped me get accepted into my university.

>>2192528
This thread is about worst teachers not best.

>>2185388
Unless you're Hatchett.

Chemistry teacher in 11th and 12th grade, she was nice, but I basically taught myself.
Math teacher in 9th grade. I hate math because of him. Math teacher in 11th grade only added to that hatred.
English teacher in 10th grade. She was a bitch and was not great teacher. At all.

For the most part, I've had wonderful teachers.

My Year 10 and 11 science teacher. Had her 5 fucking hours a week. She was the biggest cunt of a teacher in the whole school - everyone knew that since Year 7, and took a special dislike to me in Year 11. She didn't even try to hide it, one time in particular I remember being sat at my desk reading through a text book, and a boy TWO WHOLE ROWS in front of me was talking to the person next to him, and she shouted "ANON WILL YOU STOP TALKING!". The whole class was like "...eh?" Before I even said "I wasn't" the lad who was said "Sorry, Miss, that was me talking". She sort of took an annoyed glance at him then carried on yelling at me. It'd been going on before that but that was when everyone else agreed with me that I wasn't being paranoid that she had it in for me.
Towards the end of school I started baiting her into arguments for the sake of it, and in the last lesson with her we had a big angry shouting match and two kids in my class joined in and stood up for me and she left the room and didn't come back :D

>>2193294
oh, and not to mention she couldnt actually teach for shit and most people in her class failed the exams.

Well, one of my PE teachers turned out to be a paedo who was secretly filming boys in the shower.
Yeah, pretty sure he was the worst.

Once when I was in second grade I didn't get my snowsuit on fast enough, so the teacher picked me up and put me outside. I didn't even have my boots on yet. I grew up in Canada, and shit, it's cold up there.

Not a teacher but some douchebag who supervised my class at some adventure camp thing we went to when we were all 10-11.

I had no friends at this point because of some disagreements and so i basically just didn't say much and just got on with shit.

The bastard realises that i am friendless and that everyone makes of fun of me when they are not trying to annoy me, instead of helping me he consistently mocks me in front of everyone for my quietness and for not having any friends.

Ganging up on a friendless 10year old

WAY TO EARN YOUR 5 BRITISH STERLING AN HOUR DOUCHEBAG

My elementary school's art teacher was infamous, but not for being a bitch. She was a huge cunt about following the rules when we were working on our projects, but she had another quality that outshone that by a long shot. She was...well, let me put it this way: you know those people you see on TLC's "I eat 33,000 Calories a Day" documentary?

That was Ms. Perrone.

She was short -- I couldn't have been much more than five inches shorter than her by second grade, and I was a small kid -- and extremely slow-moving, like an ancient lumbering bear with a broken leg. Luckily, though, she hardly ever moved from her chair, so we rarely had to witness her disgusting movements.

In her classroom, a shitload of empty food containers holding the art supplies were lined up against every wall. I assumed that they were just donations from families to the schools, and thought nothing of it up until middle school.

In seventh grade, me and my chink friend signed up for some Be-A-Teacher class so we could dick around period, and halfway through the semester the class was put into groups of two and assigned to different classrooms. I believe it was fate that brought me and my friend back to my old art class.


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Walking into the art room was no nostalgia rush, since the school had been completely rebuilt, but I did get a feeling of familiarity from the old food cans with paintbrushes in them sitting on the shelves. Too caught up in observing the empty classroom, I didn't notice the whale at the desk until my friend nudged me in the arm. I turned, and couldn't believe what I saw.

There was Ms. Perrone, short-sleeved with jiggling arms in full view, with her hand stuffed in a jar of mayonnaise. Her arm was slowly moving upwards into her mouth, rolls of fat spilling over each other with every passing second, and I turned to the asian next to me and silently asked her: was she fucking eating that mayonnaise? Some of her pube-like hair was dripping with mayo, and a sickly feeling of dread was twisting in the pit of my stomach.

Slowly, I turned and looked at the rows of food cans on the shelves. There must have been dozens. Maybe even hundreds, from what I remembered from elementary school, and there were so many more containers in the storage closet, just waiting to be filled with art supplies. My eyes fell back on her, the beast of my childhood, and that hand slathered in the hideous condiment. That hand...that hand that had handled every brush and pencil in the classroom. That hand that had grabbed my pictures, grubbing them up with rotten mayonnaise particles, and told me I didn't color the sky right.

I never ate mayonnaise again.

My 9th grade biology teacher was a pedophile. He stared at girls' chests and shirts and told them that he was horny all the time.

It seems to be a recurring theme that teachers don't enjoy being corrected, even if they're actually wrong and therefore damaging to childrens' educations. Let's see...plenty to dredge examples up from.

I spent several years at a school in Kuwait, and the population ratio of students went like this: native kuwaitis (unsuprisingly), americans, british, then polish. Mrs Sharif (the kuwaiti teacher of, surprise surprise, English) had no idea what on earth she was talking about. Even the POLISH people in the class could call her on her terrible spelling.

Mr Fields was - well, he wasn't a bad *teacher* per se, but last I checked he was doing 10-15 for aggravated assault with a firearm, and was lucky not to have lost his hand for it (Kuwait, again)

>>2188324
All right fellow Alamofag!

>>2195224
lol, small world.
you ever meet mr. figg, by any chance?

>>2195284
No. I went to Taft.

Motherfucking Mrs. Kane
7th grade teacher
You stupid cunt, I had the highest grade in the entire school on the state testing with an almost perfect score. I didn't get into advanced placement in math next year though because you didn't like me and I "showed lack of interest..."
Protip: I showed lack of interest because
A) You were a fucking terrible teacher
B) Math is boring
C) You were a cunt to me

All in all, I hate you. You can kindly go fuck yourself .

>>2195324
I used to attend church services at the convent near taft!
crazy, man...

>>2185388
Sup Mr. Starek.

My 3rd grade teacher was batshit insane. I was one of the good kids, I got good grades, I was in the "gifted" program and never did anything wrong.

Whenever something bad happened it was pinned on me. Like one time after recess the class was lined up to use the bathroom (yeah we had designated bathroom time). There were a bunch of douchebag kids fucking around in there, flushing down toilet paper, throwing paper towels or whatever. I simply walked by, took a piss then walked out.

They came out of the bathroom like 20 seconds after I left. The teacher heard them making noise so she rounds us all up and asks what's going on, the dumbasses fess up and she lets ALL OF THEM go. She makes me stand in front of the class and apologize for the disturbance, she makes me write some bullshit letters apologizing to the janitorial staff and the principal, she give me detention during recess for 2 fucking weeks. The other people involved even told her they didn't know me and didn't even notice me there.

There was a later incident where I fell on some kid and gave him a bloody lip accidentally. The kid told her it was an accident, two witnesses told her it was an accident. I get fucking detention for 3 weeks, more bullshit letters and a parent teacher conference where she told my parents I was a troublemaker and liar.

Fuck you Mrs. Harhai

My freshmen English teacher hated me. I mean literally hated me. I'm not sure if he was racist or just flat out hated me for some reason, but he did. He told me to go jump out a window for fucks sake. I ended up transferring for two years (He taught both freshmen & sophomore English) because I couldn't put up with him anymore.

>>2195502

Also, my fifth grade teacher (and our sex ed techer) was arrested several years later for fondling himself in front of several kids in a bathroom in a stadium. He seemed like a pretty cool guy though.

My sixth grade history teacher was a computer illiterate bitch. I was in the computer lab and I was assigned to the broken computer (original Macintosh I believe was what we were all still using). It had a sign that said busted mouse, she took the sign off and made me use it anyway because there were no other computers available. The mouse only registered clicks half the time, it took me forever to do anything and I was constantly yelled at. I told her my computer doesn't work, she says "Don't give me that baloney, it's never the computers fault".

My 8th grade english teacher was basically PMSing 24/7, she would constantly lash out over the smallest shit. She held a parent teacher conference because I forgot to do a certain project. She told my parents that I must be depressed because I never talk in class.

I think that's about it for me.

>>2191765
>Then, she got cancer.
lol you should have gave her a don't get well card

Sixth grade math. I belonged in Pre-Algebra but got Math 6 instead. So I had to Alg + Geo in one year.

Wow, your guys are faggots. Deal with your problems. I did my speech on something the teacher didn't agree with and she gave me a level 1 on every section. I just went up to her and fucking bitched at her about it, she didn't mess with me for the rest of the sem.

Ahhhhahahhahah you are sped aren't you?

I had a health teacher who claimed that the US government manufactured AIDS and spread it in Africa to keep the black man down. He would also show pictures of uncircumcised penises that had gone unwashed for years and said that all uncut dicks were always caked with smegma like that. Fuck him. He was the stereotypical bald, homophobic gym teacher who majored in sports management or something at a local community college.

I hate my third grade teacher. She was a bitch, and for no particular reason she singled me out for hating. She used to time people getting their books out from their desk (i.e. 5 seconds to get all your maths books out), but I was the only one who ever got in trouble for it (i.e. I'd get it done right on the mark but she'd say NO YOU DONT HAVE YOUR PENCIL OUT YET (wow, that'll take a whole second)) - even though there were other kids who didn't even remotely make it. Once, she also intentionally miscounted the amount of detentions I got once (she had a system where 3 warnings translated to a detention, 3 detentions translated to principals office, etc), it was funny when the rest of the class were like NO WRONG YOU COUNTED TWO OF THEM TWICE. Also I actually did pretty well in class, except she'd mark my work more harshly so I'd write my friends' name on my paper (and he'd do the same, visa versa) (who didn't do as well), so at least he'd get a good mark).

God, what I wouldn't give to meet her now (I'm 6'4, built like a fridge, I could probably terrify the shit out of her), but I'm pretty sure she's dead now (old bitch).

>>2185431
You are right in the fact that it could because of the non note taking but why would she single me out in a class of 75 when there are others not taking notes...I have no idea what grades they make however but I know I am not the only one.
>>2185519
COLLEGE PROFESSORS SHOULD NOT CARE ABOUT THE STUDENTS TAKING NOTES.

In elementary school a lot of time we'd get this substitute that I'm pretty sure was retarded. Well, she was at least borderline. She dragged her feet when she walked, slurred her speech and always had her mouth open. It was just weird, it was like she was drunk or something but that's how she always was. She never taught us, she just put in a movie or let other kids explain assignments. Pretty disturbing really.

Then like 10 years later she started working at walmart, where I worked, but couldn't manage a cash register. She got moved to a bunch of different departments and then quit but I never did figure out what her deal was.

Miss Mignogna, 7th grade Pre-Algebra. That cunt failed my final quarter because I didn't do a fucking Pi MOBILE. We had to take a cut-out Pi, attach two Pis to the bottom, etc. It was a project grade (35%), so I failed. I still got through with a B (final) grade, because I had been a straight A student until then.

What a cunt.

I've liked all of my teachers and professors :D

Now I have never had a teacher that was a cuntbag

But Mrs Twining was mentally fucking insane. You could call her a bitch to her face and she wouldnt hear you, someone even put a condom over her pencil dispenser and she stared at it for 15 minutes before saying "Whose balloon is this?", she actually yelled at this black kid and sent him to the office because she had a hallucination of him hiding in the classroom when EVERYONE told her that he was not in the classroom. Fuck i miss that class.

I had this teacher in grade 5, our regular teacher took time off to have a baby so we had a substitute for all year. This guy was a raging hippie - he never showed up dressed in less than 6 colours, he literally drove a 60s VW comby, he always talked about how great the environment is and we're pretty sure he was on weed (showed up with bloodshot eyes and a bit "distracted" some days). It was cool though, the entire class once got out of a maths lecture by egging on his talking about rainwater tanks.

http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/ShowRatings.jsp?tid=489401

THIS MOTHERFUCKER

>>2195908
i lol'd, that dude is an ass

Had the same English teacher in 7th and 8th grade. Her name was Mrs. Stallones. Complete bitch. She got pissed at me when I laughed at the funny parts in the Anne Frank movie and when I refused to praise the book itself because I seriously thought the thing was a poorly written piece of crap. She got even more pissed when I refused to call Hitler a demon like she did and then refused to go to the Holocaust museum. Ended up trolling her hardcore on a paper she gave us at the end of the year that asked us how learning about the Holocaust changed our views on the world/life. We didn't have to write our names on it, so I just wrote a big long essay basically calling Hitler a god and saying how it made me want to be a neo-Nazi (note that I was mainly trolling her and just trying to piss her off). She stills hates me, but the bitch got stomach cancer so I'm happy.

Also my current AP Chemistry teacher fucking sucks. She'll put charts of data on tests and then list possible answers without asking a question. She refuses to help students on any problems and she never goes over the homework. In fact, the homework that she assigns has absolutely nothing to do with the chapter and nothing on the homework has ever been on the test. Everyone gets D's and F's on her tests and she thinks it's because we're stupid and doesn't realize that it's because she doesn't teach us. Bitch. At least I have a 96% somehow.

>>2196099

The funny thing is, he looks exactly like Santa Claus. If Santa Claus was a douchebag, he'd be Mr. Darrah.

Also, this sociopath taught me both Typography and Digital Page Layout.

http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/ShowRatings.jsp?tid=240566

My homeroom teacher in 8th grade told me that "oil" was TWO FUCKING SYLLABLES.

Then he implied heavily in front of the whole class that I had a forged permission slip, when it wasn't. Also, made fun of me for buying my clothes -- as an EIGHTH GRADER IN THE MIDDLE OF PUBERTY -- from Wal-Mart. What a fucking jackass.

inb4cruisecontrol

>>2188306

was she indian?