>a girl is outgoing and not self-conscious about looking like a goober

Must be an aspie.

>>2155365

Trust me dude.

She was aspie as fuck.

So how ugly was this bitch?

was she cute?
did you ever duel her?
who won?

>>2155352

Weird. this aspie girl I went to highschool with used to do Tae Kwon Do. She didn't yell though.

>>2155365

also, the way she looked...

she wore awkward fitting purple skinny jeans with a colorful graphic belt that looks like something a 13 year old scene kid would wear.

Yeah. She was half deaf as well.

I spent half the night repeating everything until she either heard it or gave up trying and nodded and smiled.

>that feel when my friend got hold of my Facebook and messaged her saying I wanted to go on a date with her a few weeks later
>that feel when she replied pretty excitedly and I had to tell her the truth

I can't say that I've ever met a female aspie in my life. Plenty of dude ones, though.

Assburgers are just the fucking worst.

Yeah, but was she hot.

>>2155372

She wasn't ugly at all.

She wasn't pretty, but she wasn't ugly. Just really average looking. She could be a lot better looking if she had a better sense of fashion.

Even so, the total aspieness of her made her completely unattractive to me and a total no no when it comes to relationships.

I heard from a dude who was also volunteering that went to highschool with her, that alot of guys took advantage of her aspieness and decent looks.

Actually made me feel really sad.

>>2155374

she didn't yell all the time, she was just really loud.

>>2155393
Dude suck it up and talk to the cunt.

Worst case scenario, you get annoyed. Best case, you get your balls drained.

I used to work in a leather clothing store. Had a woman who was like six inches taller than me who would come in frequently to look at gloves and miniskirts. She would randomly start talking to me about anime, then switch the topic to sex, but in such an awkward way as to make it unappealing. She was a researcher at some biotech company.

She tried to hit on me a couple of times but made it so awkward I really wasn't comfortable with it. Asked me things like if I thought a handjob while wearing gloves would hurt or if leather pants would make her look fuckable.

>Dude suck it up and talk to the cunt.

I was really friendly with her and goofed around and conversed all the time.

>Worst case scenario, you get annoyed. Best case, you get your balls drained.

I would NEVER do anything sexual with an aspie. I don't have many moral stand points, but that is something I could never do.

>>2155456

if she wasn't into anime I would hit it.

weeboo bitches are scum though.

>>2155456
have to be honest...I still fucked her. It was odd but pretty good.

She came by one day to try on a miniskirt. Stood by the changing room with the next size up when she asked me for help and opened the door. I asked how I could help and she grabbed my hand and put it between her legs and said, "wanna fuck?" I was really taken aback but was kind of intreagued. I decided to test her. Said, "can't now, store is open. Come back 5 minutes before closing".

Lo and behold, she was back. I locked up and she went back to the changing room. She wouldn't let me kiss her and she was kinda methodical about everything, asking frequently if it felt good or if she was too wet from cumming. Still enjoyed it...blew my load in her mouth. Swallowed too.

She came back the next day (my day off) to ask if her "boyfriend" was working today. Boss got creeped out and told her I quit!

Amazingly tranquil.

>>2155511
Fuck I meant to post in the water thread,

>>2155494

your boss is a total fucking bro.

also, seriously... that's fucking hot. When girls do spontaneous freaky shit like that. It would be a hard thing to resist.

it's like "I'm good to go and my vag is right here for you to come fuck me" and you're just like

"Welp... why da fuck not?"

a man tries this shit with a women though, asking her into the changeroom for help and then presenting his dick right in the open for her.

That man is now on a sex offender registry.

>>2155511
>>2155517

da faq?

>>2155479
Aspies aren't permanently fucked up, they can learn.

Just do it, stop looking for excuses to spaghetti out. Many anons would be happy to be in your position [spoiler(ok maybe not, they'd lock up with social anxiety and shit their pants

>>2155511
>>2155517
l loI'd, good on ya mate

>>2155494
>and she was kinda methodical about everything

Holy hell...
>be autistic
>I only enjoy sex one specific way
>never even thought the two could be connected until now
>my face when

Also I recently got "dumped" by an asspie girl. I use it in quotes because neither of us actually asked the other out but she started treating our friendship like we were dating...about a month later she started discussing marriage. Of course in my mind I'm like "What the fuck, we're not even dating, I don't love you." I managed to end that pretty easily though, I told her the truth - I'm Jewish (she wasn't) and I promised my family I'd marry a Jewish girl, so if she wanted to marry me she'd have to convert. Now she doesn't even talk to me. (Huzzah!)

...Is /r9k/ a SFW board? I think she may have e-mailed me nudes but I never checked.

>>2155352
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGIoIY32TKM
Video related.
DOOOOOOOOOO

>>2158732
It's not SFW, post what you like.

>court ordered community service work

what did you do OP?

>>2155456
>woman asks if you think a handjob through gloves would be good
>"do these leather pants make me look fuckable"
>must be aspie

Ok she ACTUALLY wanted to fuck, this is one of those few legit cases where "she wants to fuck" is true

>female asspie
>read this thread
>have a really fucking loud voice that i'm self-conscious about, can't control it because it sounds normal to me
>mfw ;_;

>>2159222
girl, me too

;_;

Not sure if she was an aspie but...

>High school (11th grade I think)
>Doing homework
>Girl comes up to me (I've seen her around before and am well aware that she's special needs)
>Gives me a note
>"Kevin, will you go out with me?"
>My name isn't Kevin
>Point this out to her
>She then spend about 30 seconds trying to figure out my name, eventually gets it right somehow
>End up rejecting her
>Learn later on that she's fairly well known for stalking guys she's interested in

I forget whether or not this happened before or after, but:
>same girl
>In library
>She starts coming on to me again
>Insists she plays WoW
>I ask her what server she plays on
>She can't answer the question, bullshit-o-meter hits 11
>conversation pretty much dies off there and then

She was one of the first girls to come on to me. It didn't really happen again with a girl for another 2 years or so.

>am a woman
>have asperger syndrome
>never talk to anyone
>ever
>love video games and fantasy novels
>in middle/high school male nerds see this and imagine me as their perfect shy waifu and try to approach me
>can't figure out how to hint to them that I'm not interested
>end up telling them they're disgusting ugly freaks and they should go kill themselves
>works pretty well, except people now think I'm a lesbian
>continue this for another 10 years

>>2159308
>She can't answer the question, bullshit-o-meter hits 11
I fucking hate it when women feign interests like that.

I had a girl come to barcraft events with me despite clearly having absolutely ZERO interest in it.

>>2159393
Ass-pie here, I once had a normalfag guy do exactly this. WoW used to be one of my obsessions. He would come up and try to talk to me about it, and clearly have no idea what the fuck he was talking about, but tried to sound knowledgeable. I was laughing at his spaghetti inside.

>>2159414
I still enjoy the game, but I'm not as obsessed with it as I was back in the day.

Still, it was beyond "GRRL GAMER". Don't get me wrong, I really like common interests, but I'd much rather not be lied to about em.

>Be on school trip to another European country
>Long coach journey
>On the way back, be sitting at the front. Fairly remote, just me and two girls behind me.
>Half know both of them - one is black hippo. Other is nympho (assuming aspie)
>Talking about people we like, sex etc. Teenage stuff.
>Hippo falls asleep
>Aspie girl ends up telling me she is horny
>Faps in front of me
>Reveals burger nipples
>Face forward rest of journey
>

>>2158732
I think I speak for most when I say you should post them.

You met Misha?

>Be aspie girl
>Not totally hideous looking
>Not attracted to irl people
>I will marry Randy Meeks from Scream.

>>2160313
Someone (^cute girl) help me out ? What does aspie mean ?