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    93 KB Anonymous 11/16/08(Sun)16:41:17 No.2149765  
    MS Paint a ridiculously-perfect-in-every-way imaginary significant other for yourself.

    Steven is a boyishly adorable 6'3" 19-year-old Jewish boy with a passionate love for classic literature and South Park. His IQ is 160 and his penis is six inches long. He is sterile and loves kids, but doesn't want to personally put any more than there already are on this Earth (although he is open to adoption). He has pale skin, curly brown hair, and dark eyes. He dresses as pictured in the attached image every day. He is very sensitive and has a lot of emotional issues. He is obsessively clingy and will love me me forever.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/08(Sun)17:18:00 No.2150117
    fucking jewlover
    >> Anonymous 11/16/08(Sun)17:18:33 No.2150121
    in before some faggot says THAT SOUNDS JUST LIKE ME
    >> Anonymous 11/16/08(Sun)17:19:45 No.2150131
    >>2150121

    That sounds just like my ex-boyfriend whose heart I broke and who I am still in love with.
    He goes to Rowan. You should find him.
    I want him to be happy. ;_;
    >> Anonymous 11/16/08(Sun)17:21:39 No.2150148
    >>2149765
    >perfect
    >Jewish

    Oh, poor anon...
    >> Anonymous 11/16/08(Sun)17:25:39 No.2150187
    I hate you so much. There is literally no less desirable community than r9k. You are disgusting worthless shit.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/08(Sun)19:04:38 No.2150998
    I'm so sorry, I'm exactly the man you are looking for. Thing is, hun, I'm gay.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/08(Sun)19:13:02 No.2151075
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    A sweet caring intelligent woman...
    with a huge, soft, cuddly ass.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/08(Sun)19:14:28 No.2151086
    >>2151075
    Note, drawing with a touchpad is hard.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/08(Sun)19:17:39 No.2151123
    Woman.
    Must hava a vagina.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/08(Sun)19:19:28 No.2151133
    >>2151075
    All I see is a guy's chest and arm.
    >> Topper !0W2b.GSA4I 11/16/08(Sun)19:23:15 No.2151174
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    Jenny has 5 fingers, soft, smooth skin. Her nails are trimmed neatly with no hangnails, but not painted. She has full mobility in all digits and a strong grip. Awesome taste in gloves is a plus but not required.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/08(Sun)19:23:34 No.2151177
    >>2151133
    I see where you're coming from, but he is wearing a toga and you only see his right side (our left). His face is cut out and some hair is draping down.
    >> !SpyPeNIs8Q 11/16/08(Sun)19:23:36 No.2151178
    >>2149765
    I'm 19, 6'1" tall, Jewish, smart, love classic literature.
    Sadly I am not emotionally crippled, think South Park blows, my penis is longer than six inches, I'm fertile, and I don't dress like a fucking moron every single day.

    But I'm sooo close to matching what you want. :3
    >> Barack ✭ Star !!YvdR7lWl85/ 11/16/08(Sun)19:33:25 No.2151252
    Woman
    Age: Less than 25, and older than ???
    Race: Not important
    Weight: not overtly fat
    IQ: no lower than 5 pts below me or 25 pts above
    Religion: Harden Atheist.
    Political view: Liberal socialist
    Fetishes: all of them
    Personality: Good sense of humor, loyal, shy when around people but open when we are alone, introverted.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/08(Sun)19:34:30 No.2151259
    I'm not into adoption.

    See, I'm fucking awesome. I figure my genes have a great deal to do with this awesomeness.

    So. It's definitely worth it to me for you to put up with the inconvenience of pregnancy and childbirth. And if you were a responsible awesome person, you'd want to put up with it, too.

    ...lest the human race be doomed to a future of inferior average awesomeness.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/08(Sun)19:38:34 No.2151297
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    Also, he would like taking strolls in the rain through the park, carousels, museums, aquariums, planetariums, going gallery hopping, reading together, tea, and would play some sort of instrument like cello or accordion.

    ;(
    >> Anonymous 11/16/08(Sun)19:40:11 No.2151310
    >>2151259
    Yeah, I'm sure your genes are awesome. You're on 4chan, after all! Thank God people like you can reproduce.

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