only eaten pussy once, no taste whatsoever

>impIying anyone on /r9k/ could answer this

Like salty milk and coins.

Everyone should know this by now.

Before shower
>sweaty
>a bit salty

After shower
>a bit satly
>ever chewed on the skin on your lip?
>well, something like that.

It really depends on the girl.

I had an Asian girlfriend for awhile, she ate perfectly and healthy as fuck, so she tasted and smelled amazingly.

I then had a white girlfriend who ate terribly, so she tasted and smelled...for lack of a better word, terribly.

So, it really depends on the girl and how she eats, showers and what kind of underwear she wears.

It tastes like honey and smells like flowers.

If you're in missionary position and you're on top, how the hell do you distribute your weight properly?

I can imagine you elbows getting really tired after going at it for a while.

Please enlighten me

Can you smell if a girl is aroused like I always read in porn?

>>2123911
true. My gf is a health nut and she taste amazing. Clean and fresh and she showers like 3 - 5 times day.

What does it taste like if they're vegetarian?

I've only eaten out one pussy and I didn't like the taste or smell at all, but maybe that was just from that one girl. I hope it was. Can't really describe the smell.. but from my experience the smell of pussy is very distinct.

On a side note, I also licked this pussy once when she had a yeast infection that I wasn't aware of (and neither was she somehow) and it was the worst smell/taste I've ever experienced in my life. I've never smelled anything that was close to as foul as a yeast infected pussy.

>>2123912
>I can imagine you elbows getting really tired after going at it for a while.

Only if you're beta and non-/fit/.

>>2123914
Yep, thats why people usually move around. >>2123922
No

>>2123914
elbows or locked arms. aches your core more than your arms or shoulders. part of the problem is having no abitility to really control your momentum. what i found is that by putting one arm underneath her around her shoulders you have more control and hence dosen't ache as much

Anyone else agree asian pussy is by far the nicest?

Apart from being tighter, the asian girls I have slept with had no unpleasant odours and literally zero hair down there. It was almost enjoyable to go down on them.

White girls really vary, from asian girl level to holy shit I think I'm going to be sick level.

When you have sex for the first time with a new girl, how do you start?

>>2123968
>asian girls
>no hair
lel lel lel lel lel lel lel lel

>>2123969
is this a gf?

>>2123977

Well the ones I slept with kept it clean shaven. Was so nice to suck down on that sweet bald pussy.

>>2123854

possible to lightly rest yourself on the girl in a hugging position while thrusting, it's also more intimate. When you have sex 100+ times you sort of adapt to the stress of sex and can pretty much fuck for hours without feeling tired. Its like runners high.

Not bragging had gf for couple years so got real used to it

>>2123914
>>2124010

meant to quote this robot, not the op

>>2123968
Asians definitely have the least smell, I dunno if it's a genetic thing, but they same to have almost odorless vaginas even when it's a pretty ropey, even borderline dirty looking girl (I've been very drunk in Thailand).

>>2123968
not from my experience. a fuckton of asians are hairy as fuck down there.
they smell like (clean) girls smell, nothing special here.
the two I actually fucked were indeed tight, but I guess that was only because I deflowered both of them :)

>>2124020

Hookers? Or were the girls easy out there?

>>2123969

you take off her clothes do some foreplay then stick it in usually missionary

>>2123969
You prepare her anus for penetration.

>>2123897
thats a classic

>>2123897
Blood tastes like that too.

>>2124042
and it's funny because it's true

vaginasbloxcx

>>2124034
Mostly hookers, of course it's slightly different to western hooker culture, you can take the girl for days at a time and she just acts like your girlfriend

I dunno about regular Thai girls being easy, some people have success stories of banging the maid or whatever but I tend to assume that if a girl is working for local minimum wage in a resort where she's totally surrounded by prostitutes making twenty or thirty times that and the line between prostitution and general sluttiness is culturally blurred anyway, it's probably because she's got a moral objection to being a slut.

>>2123939
>she showers like 3 - 5 times day
pfhahaha wat?

>>2124068

So how much are we talking to have a Thai girl follow you round for a few days, sucking your dick whenever you want?

>>2123914
While having sex - and you're into it - your tired elbows are the last thing in your concern.

... it's like when you fap, your arm IS getting tired - you just don't feel it due to the fapping.

jerk of an imaginary cock in the air right infont of you - (DO IT, IT'S NOT GAY - IT'S SIENCE!)

notice how your arm get tired much faster then compared to fapping.

>>2123939
>inb4 she get a skin-condition

they feeI Iike bags of sand .

>>2123949
>>2123922
I sure as hell could. Of course it might differ from person to person; I have a very sensitive sense of smell.

Rusty nails and pennies soaking in vinegar = vagina taste

>I will never bury my face in a good looking vagina for 40 minutes and then make sweet love for the next couple of hours

wheres a suicide booth when you need one.

objectively they don't even smell/taste that good
as said, a bit like the metallic taste in blood, or like salt milk. kinda sweet-sour.
anyway, you will love it because it is the smell and taste of sex. it's awesome.

>>2124090
You pay a bar fine (to take her out of the bar) of about 500 baht per day and then you pay her usually around 1500-2500 baht per day, typically around 2000.

You'd have to translate those into your local currency.

One time I had a girl after 3 days say to me she wants to stay with me for the rest of my holiday, don't worry about paying her any more just pay bar. I still gave her a load more money at the end though because I liked and felt bad.

It is super different between different girls. It depends on their body chemistry and what they eat. Some can be musky/milky, some can be incredibly salty. All usually have some slightly "fish"like aspect, in the sense they're a little bit meaty and salty. Well-kept vaginas have a fresh, slightly briny smell, and sickly ones smell like canned tuna.

My girlfriend right now eats a lot of fruit, and her vagina smells smoky and sweet. It tastes like... smoked eel and peaches, if I had to make a food comparison.

>>2123939
>and she showers like 3 - 5 times day.

Nobody does that unless they have OCD or something. You're probably lying on the internet that you have a girlfriend to appear cool.

Ever had a graze that bled a little and then licked it? It tastes like that.

Alos, dat aftertaste. Everything that day tastes like milk and coins, even if she didn't.

>>2124195

Oh wow, that's like 40 quid a day. Ridiculous. I need to get to Thailand.

>>2123897

This pretty much, definitely a hard to pin down metallic thing going on there

Notably stronger inside, not so much in the clit area

>>2124156
>I will never bury my face in a good looking vagina for 40 minutes and then make sweet love for the next couple of hours
>40 minutes of eating pussy
>multiple hours of sex

Yeah nah it doesn't work like that.

>>2123939

who the fuck has time to shower 3-5 times a day? why are you home that much? do you not have a job?

>>2124245

The longest I have ever eaten out a girl was about 15 minutes. My first girlfriend used to take a while to come.

Thought it was me until I started doing the same thing to other girls and it took about 5 minutes.

Is oral sex appropriate during the first time?

>>2124245

>40 minutes of eating pussy

Jesus christ, you'd better start training as a deep sea diver and get a prosthetic tongue

>>2124156
you are quite confident about your endurance, huh?
licking a vagina that long can be a pain in the ass...your neck will get tense up big time.
all the shit we put up with to make her cum hard

btw. sex lasts about 30 min on average..but usually both think it's much longer. that's because you lose the feeling for time during sex. funny.

>>2124224
I recommend Pattaya, it's all so concentrated in one place. Phuket is expensive and your whoring co-exists shame-facedly alongside families, Bangkok is good but a huge city and that poses problems all of its own.

Don't go at Christmas - you end up sharing the places with tons of non-mongers, prices go through the roof, many girls actually go home to avoid it and the ones that remain can cop an attitude normally totally uncharacteristic of Thai girls. Also don't go during Songkran. Research when it is and just don't go then, not even once.

I tend to enjoy around May-August time myself. The girls will treat you like a god in low season.

>>2124245
For some people it does. Depends on stamina and amount of free time. I think your kinks come into it, too. I can fuck for hours at a time, but that's because we have crazy /d/ shit to do between orgasms.

My fuckbuddy has no taste or smell at all. I guess she just keeps very clean.

>>2124276

Thanks bro, I will keep that in mind.

Are there any books on sex tourism or anything you'd recommend? I have zero experience in paying for sex at all, but I have always wanted to go somewhere like Thailand and spend shitloads on girls.

How fast do your trusts have to be?
;_;

>>2124306
you can't make your fuckbuddy wet

sorry for you

How long does it take her to get wet, guys?

>>2124269
good question. it depends. some girls will welcome it, but I also had multiple awkward reactions from girls (I love eating pussy so I tend to go for it)
it depends on how open and confident the girl is about her body/vag/sex. I think many girls worry about how fresh they are at the end of the day
>implying I give a fuck
>implying strong smell = nasty smell
>implying I'm not addicted to pussy juice

>>2124316
google the pattaya addicts forum, absolute goldmine of information (on mostly Pattaya, but also all Thailand destinations)

>That feel when the thought of eating pussy for long times is hot as fuck to you

>That feel when the reality might make you gag

Okay so serious question bros

Would it be so wrong, to ask a girl to go shower literally then and there that second and as soon as she came out of the shower I would?

You fuckers have put me off haha, fucking coins and salty milk, fuck.

>>2124337
How long it takes for you to get an erection?

Depends on the girl and the situation.

The last girl i have been got wet just making out.

Can girls clench their pussy muscles and can you feel that?

That's a really dumb question, but how exactly does thrusting work? In missionary it seems like a terribly complicated and exhausting movement. Do you basically put your penis into her vagina and make push-up-movements or do you lift your body up and move only your hips?

how is babby formed? how girloxx get pragnent?

>>2124357
>gag

what?

What do you do with the condom after finishing? Do you immediately knot it and throw it away or leave it on your dick while cuddling?

>>2124379
I always wondered that too.
virginbIox

>>2124394
>using condom with a girl you are going to cuddle

condoms are for fucking hookers

I sometimes feel bad about being a virgin up until someone posts a pic like OP and I get grossed out

That shit's gross as fuck

>>2124357

It's unusual at first but I wouldn't describe it as unpleasant as such

Also it pretty much tastes that way to some degree whether they just showered or not, so you're gonna have to deal w it

>>2124379
the movement comes from the hips. I did it kinda wrong/unnecessary complicated the first few times

>>2124379
you just move your hips

>>2124380
They must do way instain mother> who kill their babby because these babby can't frigth back

>>2124350
so do you just go down..?

I've only smelled one, and the smell was absolutely intoxicating. Haven't eaten her out yet, so I've yet to find that one out.

>>2124368
>>2124368
the pussy contracts during orgasm involuntarily.
I am pretty sure they can clench their vaginas, never asked a girl to do it though, since i imagine it would be kind of akward if you're not in a stable relationship.

>against ismemen

>>2124413
>gross

that pussy is fucking beautiful dude

>>2124413
Maybe you're gay, bro?
bIox

>>2124409
Nigger? asdasd

Any other contraceptive than condom/the pill that's more or less usual?

>>2124368
Yes they can, willingly and unwillingly.
Also pussy tastes interesting, of course you shouldn't eat out a skank.

It's more important to work the clit with your mouth/tongue, create a vacuum with your mouth on the clit-part and finger her gently.
1 finger at first, that will make her feel very good and then two fingers. 5 minutes tops and she'll come. You know if a woman came, when her face is flushed red. That's always a good sign. Also heavy breathing.

>>2124445
>he fucks with condom

hahh

What do you do immediately after sex? I mean your cock is full of juices.

>>2124431
Can you feel when she is coming (just by her contracting pussy of course)?

>>2124368
I have had my hand crushed by strong pussy muscles. Like, the most crushing handshake ever. The strength depends on the girl.

>>2124357
she will still taste like this because what you taste is her pussy juice when she gets wet.
don't worry, anon, you surely will love it. it's of course not like drinking salty milk, it's more like a vague idea of the taste. I think it tastes wonderful and the taste/smell makes me extra hot

>>2124419

So do you lie on her with your whole weight and move your hips or do you like stay on your knees and push yourself up so you don't lie on her all the time? Because if it's the latter, it sounds exhausting, like keeping up a pushup and thrusting with your hip.

>>2124444
nah I'm not attracted to masculine features much and futa isn't my thing

I'd think I was asexual if I didn't fap daily

>>2124368
you know that muscle you clench when you are trying to hold in a piss, its that one and it feels amazing.

>>2124462

Cuddle a little bit, and you both should clean yourselves. She has probably semen inside of her, so that needs to be cleaned a little bit or she can let it flow out over night with a towel under her.
Also you should clean your dick, your hands, your face, a shower is preferable but only if you're not too tired.

>>2124482

>So do you lie on her with your whole weight

Hell no, generally you should be in about the right 'place' barring crazy height differences. Also easier if you lift her legs and/or part her thighs in the process

>>2124466
although my gf has strong vagina muscles wich she can clench around my cock (feels awesome), I strangely never realy feel it when she comes.

>>2124328
NOPE

I friendzoned her and she offered to be fuckbuddies. I don't even know what a dry pussy is like.

>>2124482
Let's see, you put your hands or your forearms on the bed by her head and keep you elevated over her. You insert your penis on her vagina and start thrusting. Your knees are on the bed too.
If you feel tired you just rest your body on her for a moment, and kisses her, her nipples, neck or whatever.
Also when you are near to cum you just stop and change position and keep going again.
You can too stand up on your knees and elevate her body a little with your arms and keep fucking her that way, with your bodies making a 90 degrees angle.

How fast do you have to thrust?
I can't imagine it's possible to thrust as fast as when I'm jerking off, but doing it slow feels like shit.

>>2124423
yep :)

>pussyblox

>>2124560

I normally alternate between slow, rhythmic thrusting and then as fast as I can go.

That chick has one of the ugliest assholes I've ever seen.

>>2124560
lol it depends of you and your partner, you just switch intensities

Sex seems to be amazing. I should really get a girlfriend man.
Tomorrow I'll ask her out, if she rejects me I'll get a hooker...this shit has to end.

>>2124540
That's some good advice, thank you. I had 'sex' with two girls until now, but because of some anxiety (or maybe too long foreplay) my boner always went away, when it came to sticking it in. My penis is pretty thick and above average long (why should I lie on the Internet?) and both women were somewhat tight, so everything went kinda wrong :(. Well, there will be a next time, and maybe I'll do it right then.

Also: fuck porn for teaching us nothing.

>that feel when straight but disgusted by pictures like OP since vaginas are gross

>>2124678

How old are you? I feel like vaginas are an acquired taste. I used to think they were gross, but as I get older I quite like them.

>>2124678
Vaginas are beautiful, especially when the thighs are still closed, you have that V-shape, a little cameltoe, something to enjoy.

Pussy is nice.

Captcha: purity. celcrea

>>2124690
I can understand him, they realy look bizarre. it's all about how they feel, but if you don't know it of course you think they are gross

our cocks are also not exactly pretty, we are just used to them

>>2124745
Yeah pussies are awesome. Of course there are ugly vaginas, but saying vaginas are gross is retarded.

I always liked the look of vaginas, the first thing I fapped to were pictures of vaginas I found on Google images (with my PSP when I was 12).

>>2124678
I feel you bro. Vaginas are really disgusting. I'm not quite sure if I'm able to get hard when I have the chance to touch one. However, I'm glad that the few females I speak to think vaginas are ugly as well. I really hope some day I learn to like them.

>>2124767
>psp
>12
underage b& ?

>>2124605
One time we were lying in the bed playing and such and just at the moment of penetration I lost my erection, it was so weird, but like 10 minutes later I was hard as fuck and we went all night. Mind fucks us over some times I guess.

Also my last girl is asian and my dick is also pretty big (that's what they say) and I can only fit half inside her. It's kinda funny, but I have to take care with the thrusting lol

>>2124784
>the few females I speak to think vaginas are ugly as well
That's because women tend to be insecure about that.
Also, straight women probably like how dicks look like more than their own vaginas.

>>2124793
Isn't the PSP more than 6 years old?

>>2124796

The mind does that, true. Maybe one needs to be really attracted to a girl in that moment?

Also alcohol is pretty bad when it comes to sex. Alcohol kills the boner.

>>2124810
I like dicks more as well. Pussies just aren't pretty.

>>2124793
>psp release: 2005
>7 years ago
>7+12= underage
lel

>>2124828
That's a matter of taste.
Personally, I think most pussies are pretty.

>>2124784
> I really hope some day I learn to like them.
you will learn that the nanosecond the tip of your dick touches her wet hot laiba, bro

>>2124864
Even rubbing them through her panties is enough. Oh god that feeling. I'll be off fapping.

>2005 was 7 years ago

bIox

>>2124829
thats why I put a questionmark behind it, faggot
I don't give a shit about vidya, the psp just seemed too new in my books

>>2124879
>1995 was 17 years ago

>>2124890
oh god whyyypblox

>>2124368
When I clench my kegels my boyfriend says he can feel it, and it apparently feels good.

When he clenches his though, it just feels fucking weird (to me at least), and I don't like it.

>>2124896
It's like I watched the first power rangers yesterday.
>I'm going to be the Green Power Ranger. Dragonzord here I come.

Oh my God, don't remind me.

In three years I'll get to go to my 20 year high school reunion.

>>2124890
>Ocarina of time is 14 years old

>>2124863
wow, perfect vagina
do not expect every vagina to look like this, virgin friends. the majority looks much rougher.

>>2123939
>true. My gf is a health nut and she taste amazing. Clean and fresh and she showers like 3 - 5 times day.
>she showers like 3 - 5 times day.
>3 - 5 times day.
no, she's just a nut

Is it possible to permenantly stretch a vagina? I've got a girlfriend, but still a virgin. I stuck my penis in once, but it was really thick for her and hurt.
Is it going to hurt every time we have sex, or will I stretch her out.

>>2124910
Derp. That was directed at >>2124890

>>2124947
No, that's a myth.
You won't be able to stretch it in the slightest, but maybe she'll get used to it.

>>2124947
it will stretch a bit. I think its kinda uncomfy for most girls the first few times

>>2124828
Dicks look just gross, watching porn with a girl + 10 dicks makes me want to puke.

>>2124961
Bu vaginas do stretch... see childbirth.

>PS1 got released 18 years ago

most bodily fluids are hard to describe, vag juice is no exception. just remember unless she has an infection or horrific hygiene it will be completely fine tasting

>>2124975
unless you're putting some seriously oversized foreign objects in a bitch, she won't be stretched. if a girl is uncomfortable the first few times it would make sense for her to be tighter, she's less aroused and possibly has a hymen for the first time at least

>>2124999
pls stop

pls stopblox

>>2124998
But he asked about sex and not childbirth.

>>2124975
But she will get used to it?
Any testimonials from girls with boyfriends with penises which hurt them at first?

>>2125017
i really hope you trolling

>>2125017
Just don't give a fuck and ram it in.

>>2125013
But surely that just goes to prove that vaginas do stretch.

>>2123914

Fuck, this shit, right there. I have to change my position every couple of minutes, from supporting me with my hands to my forearm to just lying on top of her with my arms underneath her. And then my girlfriend says "Oh you need to work out more XD". Well I'd like to see you doing all I as a man have to go through during sex.

>>2125040
stop being a fat fucktard or let her ride you

>>2125040
This. It's like a fucking workout. FUCKING + WORKOUT. But I just want to fuck. FUCK!

>>2125040
>you'll never be a girl just laying there and spreading your legs

>>2125030
But not from dicks which are a lot smaller than a whole babby...

>>2125040
>>2125060
>i only fuck in missionary position

>>2125071
But if the penis is the size larger than the vagina, then it is going to stretch a bit, no?

>>2125107
No, it's like your asshole, it doesn't stretch permanently after you took a big shit.

>>2125124
Or a big juicy cock.

>>2125137
Or a dragon dildo.

>>2125047

I'm not fat but come on. Support your whole upper body weight with your arms for ten minutes or so. And then add thrusting. This shit is exhausting, man.

>>2125076

No, but sometimes it's actually really nice. If it weren't for the whole tired-arms part.

My only taste of pussy was this slightly fat girl with big breasts. It was my first sexual experience at all actually. I was severely drunk and she was quite drunk too. I find fat girls disgusting, but I'd drank a lot and really wanted to lose my virginity.

Anyway, after sucking on her breasts a few times, I pulled her panties off and revealed her wet, hairy gash. I went straight in there like I'd seen porn stars do a million times, and stuck my tongue in her along with a finger. The smell was immense. I almost passed out. Never in my entire life I have I smelled something so rancid. Its potency was so much that I actually gagged slightly and immediately pulled away.

"What's wrong?" She asked me.

I told her nothing was wrong, but I couldn't bring myself to go back down. I looked hesitantly at her foul-smelling slimy minge before pretending to fall asleep from too much alcohol.

I am still a virgin.

I think it's just unfortunate that maybe she didn't have the cleanest hygiene, and it was the end of a long day, and perhaps fat girls get very sweaty down there more often. Or perhaps she needed vagisil. Either way, I avoid fat girls completely now. This incident was four years ago, and I've had a couple of chances with girls of a similar size but turned them down, as well as one other girl who wasn't fat but I suspected her vag might smell so I turned her down as well.

You might think this is a joke but I really am scared of it now. I don't ever want to smell that again, and would rather stay a virgin than take the risk with the wrong girl.

>>2125153
Real meat way better than plastic

>>2125076

I am wondering about that a lot, what's a girl doing during sex? Alright, she moves her hips when she rides you but besides of that? The guy moves her body during doggy, during missionary she can just lie there and when you have sex with her while spooning she only needs to spread her legs a bit.

>>2125124
Oh yes. I wasn't talking about permanent stretching, just stretching. Both talking of different things apparently.

Sex for girls is much better because
A) they don't have to do anything
B) a female orgasm is much longer than a male orgasm and probably feels better too
C) they have more erogenous zones (tits) and a vagina is probably more fun than a dick

>>2124368

yes they can. feels like a strong grab. kinda freaky.

it'd didn't feel bad, per se, but didn't enhance my pleasure. it's hard for them to clench while you are pumping them.

>>2125226
Why can't I be a girl?

>>2124910

what is a 35 year old doing on *my* 4chan??/ lol oldfag ur life must be so terribad kill urself.

just kidding. i'm 26 and hate myself for being here.

>>2125169
Just stick it in instead of going down on her first

like heaven OP.

>>2125169
AND I DON'T EVER WANT TO SMELL

THAT SMELL I SMELT THAT DAY

>>2125269
Is this acceptable?

For some reason I always thought that I should go down on her first to get her more horny and so that she might orgasm, rather than just stick my dick in her unaroused pussy.

OP:

There are so many things that can change the taste of a girl. How long since her last shower, her diet (food and drink), her mood and even how long it is until her next period. Everything can change the taste and consistency of a girl's juices.
Sometimes they taste of nothing and it's really fluid. Sometimes it's thicker, like your precum and tastes...kind of difficult to describe, I never tasted the salty milk and coins. It's not even like fish, it's just...like a woman. And then there are the days where it's really thick. I don't often go down on her on days like that.

>>2125299

You might finger her/gently rub her clit before but you really aren't obliged to go down on her.

>>2125226
Dis nigguh dosn't now 'bout
A)Male nipples
B)Perineum
C)Prostate
I agree with A & B though

>>2125299
It would be a better plan than acting like you passed out from the alcohol

>>2125124
>>2125137
>>2125153

oh god why am i laughing so hard at this exchange

>>2125322
I'm the guy you quoted.
Prostates are awesome, but anal masturbation is complicated.
Rubbing my nipples doesn't do anything for me and the perineum doesn't feel THAT good.

>>2125358

Yeah, my nipples are kind of insensitive, too. When I suggested to my girlfriend that she could try licking/sucking/biting/pinching them, she felt weird because she doesn't see them as a sexual part of my body and I felt weird when she still tried it because it was just an uncomfortable, slightly tingling feeling. Oh well.

>>2125226
you forget the main reason it's better, that it all comes down to the guy. he comes too fast, his fault. he doesn't come, his fault. she doesn't come, his fault. his dick is too small, too bad faggot etc.

>>2125412

So much this. The pressure on a guy when it comes to sex is indescribable.
When a girl has any kind of problem (she can't cum, she can't get wet, she tightens up etc.) you, as a man, need to take care of her, console her, tell her that everything is fine because she's in an emotional state and really vulnerable.

If you have problems as a guy (too nervous so you lose your erection, cum too fast, whatever it is) you can consider yourself lucky when she reacts in an understanding way. You'll more often than not hear shit like "What kind of a man are you?!".

>>2125451
So true...
WHY
blox

One thing I keep noticing, after fingering a girl, it's really hard to wash away the scent, the smell lingers for a long time.

>>2123911

eww. asians have the grossest fucking vajayjays of all mankind.

yes, even more gross then niggery aids vag

>>2125451

Oh and a lot of women expect you to be a Greek god and a pornstar combined in bed. Rhythm has to be perfect, you need to know how you are supposed to angle your dick at any moment, you need to go at it for at least 30 minutes, better an hour or two. And you need to be able to carry her around while having sex.
Honestly, what is going on in girl's heads that they expect a guy to be able to pick them up and bump them up and down on your cock for ten minutes straight?

>>2125504
It's that love stank mang

>>2125554
Shit nigger, you'll be a wizard soon, don't give that up now.

>>2125451

Not always. When I couldn't stick it in a girl, because I was too excited and my boner went away, she said that it's her fault and she needs to relax more. She also proposed romantic music to create a better, so she really was kind in that way, but her character sucked (sadly) so we had to split up.

I think the smell has two aspects. One is kinda sweet and fruity, like a very strong version of her body odour - this is what it smells like when I'm near her pussy, but not too near. This is also what her natural lubrication smells like.
The other smell/taste is more like salty milk and coins. A bit of fishiness is always involved, I think. This smell/taste increases with time after a shower. It is not inherently bad and I like it when it's not too strong, but it can become overwhelming.
Yeast infection makes me gag, leaving cum in a pussy overnight also doesn't benefit the smell at all.

How do frontal bed snuggles work? Like, If I am on top of my arm, my arm hurts like shit after a while, so how does it not hurt? Or how do you keep going without the pain? Or do you dealwithit?

>>2125554
fuck her fucking retard

dear god 28 years

also dont expect it to be great, but just do it

>>2125565

Yeah, my ex-girlfriend was really understanding, too. She said that it's alright and that I don't need to worry about anything and after a couple of tries (that honestly got me down so fucking much it's unbelievable) it worked fine.

How does that make you feeI, virgins of /r9k/?

>>2125564
>>2125592

He's scared to share his secrets. But he's Anon, why should he be scared?

Pic related, Anon, you'll be remembered forever.
Stay a virgin until you're 30 and you'll be a wizard.
Otherwise, fuck that girl.

>>2125575
Taste 2 also increases around her period.
It's pretty funny to see how the consistency (Spinnbarkeit) changes with her menstrual cycle.

>>2125619
So edgy, liberal and life-changing. There should be more movies like that.

This is a quality thread with useful information!
Should get archived.

>>2125619
>>2125619
Makes me want to anally rape the person who made that with a knife and then cut my dick off and staple it to their forehead.

>>2125635
>tfw when German is my mother tongue yet I don't know what Spinnbarkeit means

>>2125654
I can archive it directly, no problem. I have the power: http://chanarchive.org/4chan/r9k/42638

Upvote it on the right.

>>2125670
Man lernt nie aus.

>>2125670
>>2125688

Mir war das auch neu. Auch als Muttersprachler lernt man immer dazu: http://flexikon.doccheck.com/Spinnbarkeit

>>2125711

Would you look at that. Never thought that that would need it's own term.

>>2125733
>it's

Ah come on, brain.

>>2125619

Is this a real thing?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spinnbarkeit

>>2125733
it's german, of course it has its own term
our language is obsessed with giving everything its very own term
still not sure if this is a good or bad thing

>>2125107
The vagina is already very large, it can expand as much as a bagel. Pain from child birth is caused from many things other than the puss getting stretched, and even after birth it would feel tight anyway. During sex, the muscles of the vagina will clamp down on the penis, making it seem tight. That is why we can keep little tampons in without them falling out. You men need to learn how our body's work before spewing shit, this is how AIDS myths are created.
God, I hate virgins.

>>2125974
I never understood the following: If girls can get off by a guy fingering them with two fingers, shouldn't the same be true for penis the size of two fingers? Or is it the amount of pressure on one spot that's possible with fingers that differentiate the two?

>>2125226
I'm a girl. I've never had an orgasm. My tits aren't the slightest bit sensitive. My vagina leaks blood once a month.

Yeah, it's fucking great.

>>2126064
How old are you? Do you get horny? What do you do when you get horny?

>>2126083
18, yes, and I fap.

>>2126058
It depends on where your hitting. With fingering, if the participant knows what he's doing, the figure is directly hitting the G-spot. The fingers should also be curled up and lightly moving back and forth. Like rolling a ball of the roof of a pussy. This is hard to do with a penis in general. Not to mention, a small cock can't reach any of the other spots in the vagina. I can't remember them all, but there's one near the urethra, one near the anus, and some others. Wikipedia should explain it better.

Where exactly does one stick it in? I had sex one time but she did everything so I have no clue what to do.

>>2125974

I can't believe that a female (!) is saying that men need to learn more about the female anatomy when there's still a large percentage of women out there that have no idea where their pee comes from.

>>2126152
Fair enough. But in theory a penis of the same length as a finger should be able to provide g-spot stimulation if the position is right, right?

Am I gay?
>I hate the sight of vaginas, but i love female asses and tits
>i like the sight of a penis, but not so much the body of a man.

>>2126301
Date a trap.

>>2126221

Well, if you have a girlfriend/fwb/whatever that trusts you and is willing to help you learn more about everything: ask her if you could just look at her vagina. Be gentle, don't forget that. Pull her lips apart, touch all the spots, look at everything. Then you'll see where you need to put your dick (if she's lying on her back: the entrance is pretty much at the lower end of her vagina).
If not: take your dick, rub it up and down between her pussylips while applying a slight pressure (in the end, that's how you'll do it either way). You're going to slip into the right hole eventually.

>>2126301
No, you've just watched too much porn.

>>2126301
This place is calling you...
>>>/d/

my gf pussy smells like garlic and I like it

only betas can answer that
alfas never suck bitches

>>2123945
strange, yeast infections have a distinct smell but i wouldn't describe it as foul, just, well...yeasty. like bread or beer. she probably just didn't know how to wash in addition to an infection.

>>2127396
i already go on /d/....

Virgin here

What's the proper technique to eat out a girl and make her cum hard? And are innies more tight than outies? Can an innie become an outie after fucking a lot?

>>2128080
>What's the proper technique to eat out a girl and make her cum hard?
Shit, does anyone have that hilarious infographic on cunnilingus?

>And are innies more tight than outies? Can an innie become an outie after fucking a lot?
Innies and outies are purely genetic. The only way an innie or an outie can change is through surgery. Tightness of the vagina is determined partly by genetics and mostly by muscularity of the vaginal walls. If you want a tight girl, get an athletic girl. Fat chicks are usually loose, but they can suck a mean dick.

I can answer all these questions.

The key to to giving a woman an orgasm is to stimulate the clitoris and lasting long enough to bring her up. Lasting long can be achieve my jerking it beforehand so you are less sensitive. To find the clitoris with your finger just rub the top half of the outer part of her bag until you feel a nub then rub it if you have a slippery finger (if not it probably just feels bad).

Virgins, you aren't going to get her off the first time you have sex, end of story. You aren't going to figure out women by reading shit. She's going to feel excited and you're going to be excited and if you can't get anything going on the spot you probably never will because its not that hard.

To answer OPs question, a clean vagina should taste like regular skin. If its dirty it'll smell like your armpit and probably urine.

>>2126301
Gay guys usually don't like traps, so you probably aren't gay.
Maybe bisexual.
I don't know if that's true, but I always thought that people who like traps could be trying to repress homosexual feelings.

There are many on 4chan who say it's natural for straight guys to like penises and shemales (especially since that Google video), but personally that doesn't make much sense for me.

>>2132360
Dunno bout that, I like shemales but watching gayporn does nothing to me, it doesnt disgust me or something its just boring(like watching 2 dogs fucking)
Damn I wish i was bisexual.

>>2124156
your missing out
>girlfriend has gorgeous pussy
>massage her, then her pelvious area,then her pussy, then lick then sex for around an hour.
want to go longer but its a work inprog