Try a meth addict.

Jesus Christ I am that girl.
Except the yaoi, two-colour dyed hair, the piercings and the videogames.

Fucking hell. How did I become this bad?

>>2121607
Except drug addicts aren't comfortable with who they are.

>is a regular at /b/

NOPEEEE

>>2121635

You think happy, well-adjusted people become drug addicts? Nigga please. Go for a meth head, she'll eat your shit while blowing you if you offer to buy her next hit.

>>2121628
beats me, i don't know how you became so bad that you don't play video games

>>2121667
>You think happy, well-adjusted people become drug addicts?
Surprisingly, yes. Happens all the time. The more you know.

these are basically symptoms of drug abuse eg. weed so just provide her with cheap weed and play videogames with her. fuck her whenever you want. and go out once a week and do alcohol and hard drugs with other neet mentally retarded stonerfags.

why would you aim for such a shitty gf do you think this will cure your depression?

That's not bad, but at least that type of girl should have some decency. Come on, fucking shave. Eat some more healthy food. Make yourself look half-decent. Even at my worst, I still shaved my legs and arm-pits and took regular showers. Sure, I never wore make-up (still don't except for special occasions), but I still made myself up enough to feel decent. The only time I eat junk is when I don't feel like making anything.

>>2121679

You're a moron. That's what happens when you listen to government propaganda. Fucks your brain up worse than any drug.

I would be so happy if someone would just take care of me. It's such a childish thing to want, but I think that I would be happier if I could spend all of my time doing whatever I wanted, instead of working 10+ hours a day just to live.

If she's cool with my sexual fetishes then IDGAF

>>2121706

Are you like the girl in the OP?

Also I'm not looking for the descriptions in the pic, just the style. And not a drug addict, really.

>>2121690

And no, I'm not depressed really, for some reason this just really appeals to me. I'm relatively fit and well dressed as well so maybe it's an 'opposites attract' sort of thing.

>>2121747
I don't eat junk, but I will admit to liking chocolate too much. I don't shave because I'm covered all of the time, so there's really no point. Yes to sexual deviancy also, but not yaoi. I spend as much time as possible at home, playing games and just hanging out on the internet, but sadly I am an adult now, so have to work constantly to afford rent and bills.

>>2121778

You're pretty much what I'm looking for. The /b/band the yaoi aren't what I'm interested in but I keep forgetting to remove the captions on the picture. They were already there when I found it. I can't really grant your wish to not work though unfortunately. I'd like to be able to.

That is fucking gross just because you're a fat neckbeard doesn't mean your girlfriend should be to. Stick to waifus.

>>2121772

no way man u must be beta as fuck. normalfags don't like unshaved hambeasts with a kitty fetish as normal women don't like neckbeards.

>>2121595
>is a huge videogame nerd
>favorite games silent hill and final fantasy 7

laughingmales.bmp

>>2121831
In that case, I'm afraid that you are going to have difficulty finding someone who matches your wants, unless you try the internet. I don't ever talk to men, unless it's in passing at a supermarket or something. Even geeky hobbies like dnd are too social for me. I wish I could offer you more advice, but you're basically fucked.

Try Tumblr.
Ignore the over-excitable underage fags and social justice cunts and there are some fantastic people on there.

>never wears a bra
>never shaves
nasty as fuck, the others are acceptable though.

>>2121868
>>2121845

I'm not a fat neckbeard, really. I guess this would fall under a fetish really.

>>2121874

You now understand the implicit purpose of my post.

>>2121959
I don't understand why I should wear a bra all of the time. It's like wearing tight jeans all of the time. Uncomfortable, and pointless if nobody there to laugh at you bouncing a little.

Again I'd like to remind everyone to ignore the yaoi /b/ stuff. There must be girls out there who belch, pick their nose, and are just generally comfortable being 'gross' in a way they don't see as gross.

>>2121986

Doesn't wearing a bra prevent eventual sagging?

>>2121974
Gotcha.

Email in email field.

>>2122000
Nope, that's a myth. Sagging is caused by a weakening of the muscles. Usually caused by age, but sometimes drastic weight loss.

What the fuck is with all the repeat threads here lately. At least give it a week before you post the exact same shit.

>>2122037

I, for one, think this is a better use of /r9k/ than the whining that goes on. I'm just trying to let girls like in the OP know that there are people out there who want them as they are, and who aren't fat or slobs themselves. When I think about it, this is probably antithetical to /r9k/.

Life is boring and difficult enough without a boring and difficult relationshit to deal with. All I care about is casual, pointless sex.

I dont know if I've wanted a girl who enjoys burping or farting, but I have always wanted a girl who doesn't wear make up, dresses comfortably, and is just very down to Earth.

garder ce fil en haut

>>2122090

>not wanting a cute girl to fart in your face while she sucks you off

Nigguh what's wrong with you?

>>2122150

OP here and even for me that'd be a bit far. I just like the idea of her being comfortable enough to do it around me without worrying so much.