Brotip: Don't bother studying for finals, hit the fucking gym, just cheat off the nerd beside you

OMG Kevin go back to bed now or I'll tell your mom!

MORE BROTIPS!!!!!!

Brotip: At least try and not give away that you're a troll in the first thing you post.

lazy troll is unmotivated. It happens to all of us, I hope your skills return to you soon.

brotip: phil collins wrote a song about a dude who killed his brother and then phil saw the dude at this concert he was playing and he sang that song for the dude about it

>>2117493
WELL THATS NOT EVEN A GOOD BROTIP!!!!

Protips became Brotips?

Sweet.

Brotip: Lean like a cholo. Bitches love leaning.

brotip: high fives are for when you're drunk

Brotip: more collars=more women

Brotip: mix your drinks with redbull, it'll help you to keep clubbing all night!

brotip: guitar hero for the xbox is way better than it is on the playstation

Brotip: Use your dick to hit up that turntable brah, that way your left hand can hold a beer or play with your girl's tits while your right hand does all the work.

ps: I heard konami's putting a cup holder on this shit? KEEP IT COOL BRONAMI!

Brotip: Superman dat ass.

brotip: listen to rock music before you get into a fight, it gets you amped

Brotip: Caps can be worn in any way except when the brim is facing forward

Brotip: If someone calls you broseph immediately challenge them to a fight. No exceptions.

Brotip: Tell everyone you can play the guitar. Whether you can or not.

brotip: smoke crack

BROTIP: Whenever a new Madden comes out, buy it. NO EXCUSES

Brotip: Real men wear pink, all pink, all the time.

brotip: fuck your best friends little sister just once, show that dude whos boss

brotip: its okay to say nigger if you're singing the lyrics to a song

brotip: you can drink the natty ice, the coronas are for the big titted bitches

brotip: you gotta throw in for the pizza

BROTIP: Win or lose, you still booze.

brotip: curls for the girls

Brotip:...

Seriously, that you guys know these so well confuses me. Must be a lot of "lamer half of the dorm room" in here or something.

brotip: You can never apply too much AXE body spray.

>>2117730
i'm just makin' em up, broski.

HEY BRO I HEARD YOU LIKED POPPING COLLARS, SO I PUT A COLLAR INSIDE YOUR COLLAR SO YOU CAN POP YOUR COLLAR WHILE YOU POP YOUR COLLAR!

Brotip: Louder means more fun, no exceptions, so TURN IT UP MAN.

BROTIP: RAs are faggots. Except the one that let me keep that bottle of Jaeger, he was tight.

Brotip: Music made by whiteys never got any bro laid. CRANK UP THA SOULJA BOY

Brotip: bitches think tribal tats are fucking sexy.

brotip: x fucks with your dick, dude, but chicks dont have dicks

Brotip: Last one to masturbate on the biscuit has to eat it

Brotip: Get that tanning lotion flowing, even if it means you look more like a carrot than tanned in the end, at least you're not white anymore!

Brotip: Comparing dick sizes aint gay yo

brotip: the only reason bars have jukeboxes is so that they can play eminem, 50 cent, and soulja boy. Be sure to dominate the playlist with these songs ONLY.

Brotip: Put a spoiler on your vehicle no matter what model it is.

BROTIP: brown or black hair is for sissies and wimps.

Hotip: a popped collar is the sign of a modern alpha-male. Seek them out for tongue-worship.

Brotip - Bitches love muscles

Hotip - Learn to loive muscles

Brotip: make a nerd friend, he'll pay for more than his share of beer.

Hotip: nerds out-earn jocks.

Hotip: Between screwing jocks, befriend the nerdy guys and lead them on for your amusement.

BROTIP: books are for faggots. Never read.

hotip: it's all about the benjamins.

Hotip: Loser nerds are great resource for homework and listening to useless drivel