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    67 KB Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)20:11:40 No.2108456  
    If members from all the *chan websites colonized on an uninhabited island and created their own government, would you move there?
    >> Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)20:12:23 No.2108461
    Hell no, that'd be the biggest shithole ever.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)20:13:29 No.2108472
    Agreed. It would take all of three seconds for that place to turn into another Lord of the Flies.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)20:13:38 No.2108475
    Fuck no, it'd be full of 14year olds and emos
    >> Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)20:14:33 No.2108485
    **shudder**
    >> Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)20:16:53 No.2108512
    nothing's cooler than a 8:1 ratio of men to women. (number pulled out of my ass, but sounds realistic to me)
    >> tooth 11/12/08(Wed)20:17:07 No.2108514
    >>2108472
    Hey now, Lord of the Flies HAD something or somesort worked out at the beginning. I'm thinking Battle Royale but with more furries.
    >> Mr. Nigger !!w8TIjcoB9vq 11/12/08(Wed)20:17:29 No.2108521
    It would be the most segregated island ever.

    Fuck Out of my island ________<---insert demographic here.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)20:17:30 No.2108522
    >>2108475
    I doubt the parents of any 14-year-old would allow their child to move to a secret island full of maladjusted, misanthrope, malcontent Internet nerds.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)20:17:54 No.2108529
    Since the majority of smart channers is staying away I can only assume the obsessive, younger ones among us would be the ones to go.
    So yes, stay the fuck away.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)20:19:00 No.2108539
    >>2108472
    A Lord of the Flies with 300,000 Piggys.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)20:19:09 No.2108543
    At first I was considering it because it'd be cool to see cities divided up into different boards.

    Then I realized this:>>2108512
    >> Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)20:19:27 No.2108546
    >>2108512
    More like 100 to 1. Male to every girl.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)20:20:38 No.2108556
    Am I the only one who think it could be fun? I don't know if I'd like to live there or work to establish such a place without knowing more about the people who'd live there first, but I wouldn't mind taking a vacation there to just check it out.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)20:22:21 No.2108569
    It would be nothing but faggotry. Only protestfags and cretins would show up.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)20:22:45 No.2108576
    If there was some kind of screening process where all potential residents had to submit applications to keep dirty obese neckbeards with nothing to contribute out of there and to ensure that there isn't more than a 3:1 male-to-female ratio, I'd move there in a heartbeat.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)20:22:53 No.2108579
    >>2108556
    >move there
    >vacation

    Read the fucking question
    >> PowerViolenceovzeApparatus !!tth/tv+hsYe 11/12/08(Wed)20:23:18 No.2108583
    Yes. Contrary to popular belief, 4chan is not full of lonely nerds. People from 4chan are some of the most outgoing I've ever met.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)20:23:54 No.2108588
    Fuck! everyone would be too socially retarded to talk to anyone else. I think I would move there for the peace and quiet.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)20:24:30 No.2108594
    >>2108546
    More like 3:2, faggots. Check the main page.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)20:24:35 No.2108596
    >>2108576
    Such a screening process should apply to protestfags and /b/tards.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)20:24:35 No.2108597
    i wouldnt want to move into a sausagefest

    otherwise yeah
    >> Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)20:25:53 No.2108615
    >>2108583
    >I'm full of shit and lies.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)20:26:54 No.2108626
    Holy shit, no.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)20:27:35 No.2108631
    >>2108456
    Oh hey, I was just about to make a thread about this very topic. This is actually already in the very early stages of happening; we just need to more people interested.

    http://acs.zendfree.com/scgi-bin/kareha/index.html
    http://www.99chan.org/pro/res/33.html
    >> Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)20:29:18 No.2108649
    It'd be a hell of a society for one reason. No elderly. That means no stupid oldfaggotry. The population would largely be the >30 demographic. Given their own island and reasonable resources to build from, a 4chan city would probably thrive on innovation, and be a model of successful liberalism, based on freedom of speech.

    A large number of us are actually just normal people who have pent up frustrations with society and its faggotry in general, so we deviate, yelling nigger or desu or sage or whatever. 4channers in a group actually form coherent societies, but based off an obscure subculture.

    I'd love to witness the entertainment in that city. It'd be the wackiest.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)20:29:40 No.2108656
    I'd love to move there due to the likelyhood that there won't be very many girls and I'll have a harem of nerdy guys all to myself.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)20:33:02 No.2108680
    >>2108649
    >I'd love to witness the entertainment in that city.

    I would cream my pants if they built a themepark based on 4chan memes with giant a Longcat and Tacgnol-themed waterslide.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)20:34:34 No.2108697
    >>2108680
    Fuck that, a waterslide ending in a giant goatse-chute, but instead of water, chocolate milk.

    It could be called Chocolate Rain.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)20:36:58 No.2108720
    >>2108697
    And a giant spinning ride that flings you around in circles upside down called the Rick Roll. And a Lollercoaster of some kind.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)20:37:52 No.2108726
    this is my new all time favorite thread.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)20:40:32 No.2108750
    I would go because I know I could easily take control. AND BY MY OWN HAND I SHALL WEAR A CROWN UPON A TROUBLED BROW.

    Don't worry guys, I'll be a great king.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)20:44:18 No.2108785
    and /k/ would rule the island like gods
    >> Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)20:48:25 No.2108818
    I would, but I am female. As much as I detest other women myself, I don't exactly want to live in the most misogynistic society that could ever possibly be imagined.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)20:48:47 No.2108823
    This has actually been my life's ambition for some time now, colonizing an island for the betterment of mankind.
    >> Topper !0W2b.GSA4I 11/12/08(Wed)20:52:40 No.2108847
    I doubt it, my chances of getting laid would be even lower in a 20:1 male/female ratio island.

    I guess camwhore threads would just be gangbangs instead?
    >> Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)20:53:00 No.2108851
    >>2108818
    Due to how little females there would be, you would probably be treated like a queen by ronery guys who've been rejected by the rest of society who want to love you forever.
    >> ­ 11/12/08(Wed)20:55:11 No.2108866
    /b/
    *shudders*
    Oh, hell no. Never. I would advocate the termination of the entire island, preferably by radiation. Not nukes, the fireball would kill far too quickly. Enough radiation to give them all cancer, not enough to kill immediately. An quarantine the island, of course. Nobody leaves. People can still go there if they like, I have no problem with that.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)20:57:22 No.2108881
    >>2108697

    Oh gods, I laughed.
    FUND IT.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)21:01:48 No.2108925
    >>2108750
    On what platform would you run for kinghood?
    >> Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)21:06:36 No.2108957
    I would die from starvation, because all the food will be full of misantropic cum. Ewww /b/tards, ewwww.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)21:12:57 No.2109000
    >>2108925
    On a platform made from the bodies of dead children covered in my seed.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)21:13:46 No.2109012
    has the soviet collapse taught you nothing
    >> Anonymous 11/12/08(Wed)21:21:30 No.2109083
    >>2108957
    Don't worry; as long as we feed them lots of bacon their cum should be very nutritious and delicious.


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