Top left hand corner one makes me RAAAAAAGE. Most people who say that are lyinh anyway and actually came from a middle class family, I tend to find.

Well I didn't hit any of those spaces and I'd call myself a liberal so ... yeah ... there's that.

it probably comes from dissatisfaction by our current government (usa) so they look for answers to this extremist, unrealistic, and retarded philosophy that they think will actually work.

Huh? I'm a libertarian who's an aging, suave minority male who works a blue collar union job without any weird mental deficiencies.

However: everything IS black and white, and the social side of an issue should be none of my business. Why am I paying $5/hr from my meagre $15/hr job to anybody? I would much rather have that money back so I can pay my mortgage.

I consider myself a libertarian, but I hardly make 4 of those squares...and none of them are even touching each other!

I think that chart is shit

Libertarian young, socially AWESOME, white female who doesn't work because she's in college fulltime.
:3
Eat a deck.

We should make them all little stars on their clothing so we can track them and stop them from causing trouble.

Just because I have ideals doesn't mean I want to make them reality. Even I realize how fucking retarded that would be. But if you want to talk to me about politics, you're going to hear my ideals, that's just how it is.

Foucault? What are you doing up there?

OP here - disregard that, I sucks cocks

>>2106762
>However: everything IS black and white, and the social side of an issue should be none of my business.

despite what you think, no everything is not black and white and that shows limitations in your understanding about everyday things. Also, while YOU don't care social about social issues, they will still affect you. Ignoring them won't make them go away.

>>2106783
>Libertarian young, socially AWESOME, white female who doesn't work because she's in college fulltime.

socially awesome, 4chan. i dont think so.

>>2106844
You better believe it, sister. /r9k/ is what I do when I'm supposed to be doing work, not socializing.

i love how the internet is the medium of choice for these libertariantards yet don't realize the internet was made by a government agency (ARPA, funded by the DoD) which is why it was called ARPANET at first.

>>2106844
>Ignoring them won't make them go away.

Actually, not giving money to starving people will make them either buck up, or starve. Problem solved.

Libertarianism sickens me.

>>2106875
Way to prove OP's point about being socially retarded.

>>2106783
>Libertarian...female
Where are the rest of your kind? All the women around me are annoying leftists.

Because the younger generation is more enlightend than the next.
ITT: The op realizes that the schooling system has improved. Dumbass.

>>2106867
I do realize this. What of it?

>>2106867

in b4 some lolbertarian tries to refute this and claim the internet was invented by Bell Labs or something.

>>2106783
>socially AWESOME, white female

Translation: whore

>>2106907
I dunno, I don't even know any other libertarians.

>>2106907
Ayn Rand and Margaret "there is no such thing as society" Thatcher were both female, despite apperances.

>>2106910
>schooling system
>improved
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>2106721
By that chart, I would not be a libertarian, yet I undoubtly am.

I'd laugh at the poor troll, but given the recent development in the Libertarian Party, it looks like it may actually be taken over by this kind of people. It's pretty sad.

>>2106910>enlightend

yeah, the schooling system has improved alright.

I remember the libertarians from my high school days.
Socially inept (even more than me, a 4chan lurker)
Horrible BO
Constant talk of crappy world-conquest type videogames
Total inability to express themselves

All of them were coddled children who could never fend for themselves without mommy and daddy to protect them.

>>2106951
And neither of them was anything even resembling a libertarian.

>>2106910
If it's so great then why do they need to be self-educated in order to not be communist sheeple?

Libertarians are hipster conservatives.

/thread

>>2106930
If I was a whore, I would be getting laid right now, but instead I am on /r9k/.
Unless you wanna come fuck, in which case, I will be on /r9k/ and getting humped by a neckbeard.

>>2106721
Most libertarians do not have asperger syndrome.

Anyway I used to be interested in libertarianism until I realize that their tax policies would mostly benefit the well-off.

ib4 "fixed"

Female lolberatarian here, and almost none of those apply to me, except the upper left corner. On paper my family was middle class, but damn if we had any money and weren't living cheque to cheque.

>>2107046
Where do you live? I'd love to nail a fellow libertarian.

better a libertarian than a bearded lefty socialist who pats himself on the back everyday because he holds an idiotic popular philosophy

>>2106947
That's too bad. My two best friends and I all independently became libertarians. It's pretty cool.

I dunno, back when I was in hgih school all the librarians did was tell people to stop talking so loudly... now they've gone and fromed they're own political party? wtf?

>>2107092
facepalm.js(e)

>>2107107

What year of high school are you currently in?

>>2107092
Virginia atm.

>>2107092
>fellow
GET OUT COLLECTIVIST

>>2107127
Junior in college. I was a liberal democrat in high school.

>>2107105
Funny considering countries like Sweden and Norway have the highest standards of living right now. But don't let the facts get in the way of your ridiculous ideology.

>>2107105
>an idiotic popular philosophy

You mean like libertarianism?

I don't match a single thing on the chart and I would identify myself as libertarian. I guess I'm actually something else.

I certainly don't believe in a free market. Personal Freedom != Corporate Freedom.

And taxation for health care and roads is all good. I just don't want the government wasting money on stuff like internet censorship (ausfag here).

Libertarianism is simply what republican part should be.
It means to be fiscally conservative, and socially open minded. It's basically grassroots conservatism without the bible thumping, which is the main reason why everyone on 4ailchan hates republicans anyway.

>>2107132
hmmm....I live in northwest NC. pics?

>>2107213

i.e. Republicans who smoke weed.

>>2107211
You're not a libertarian. Be thankful.

>>2107188

funny how they're small, homogeneous, countries that tax the shit out of your salary. things that work in absurd european countries where people had their pride beaten out of them for centuries won't work in america. everything is not a commune.

I like to think of myself as a libertarian, but libertarianism simply won't ever take off.

>>2107211
then you are not a libertarian, you are a fiscal conservative.

Is it because you don't get out much, OP?

>>2107188
you also don't have niggers.

>>2107253
Because libertarianfags are social butterflies. Spare us. Anyone who's attended college and met a few knows OP is exactly right - white middle class males with terrible haircuts and retarded social skills. However, at least they've actually read Nozick and know their shit. Most of you internet "libertarians" have only watched Ron Paul videos on YouTube and think you've acquired a wonderful understanding of the ideology. Unsurprisingly, you're mostly from the South and Midwest, the intellectual wastelands of America.

>>2107231
I don't smoke weed, or do any drugs for that matter. However I do believe that people should be free to do anything they want (within reason). I believe that abortion should be legal, and people should be free to own guns if they so choose. Etc etc etc

>>2107227
I'm not in the mood to have my pics be trolled by 4chan today.

>>2107257
true; niggers bring down everyone

>>2107282

Dude, I was asking a question. I bet you are the most popular buy in town, aren't you? Inb4: yes, I actually DO have a ton of friends, thank you very much!

Wow Americans can even turn something as great as Libertarianism into pure shit can't they. Is this what your "libertarians" are like? I never know with you guys because all of your political labels are wrong.

>>2107318
Withering retort. You done? Did I hit too close to home?

>>2107332
American libertarianism is nothing like libertarianism in the rest of the world. Americans are so isolated ideologically they're probably not even aware that their own brand of libertarianism is an aberration mocked far and wide.

>>2106721
Oh man, those liberarians! They get me so riled up by how much they suck.

I mean, telling me to shush when I'm reading my books out loud? And don't even get me started on Dewey Decimal.

Far left, three squares down. Wrong. No libertarian would be anti-choice. It goes against the very idea of libertarianism. Therefore whoever made that chart is a moron.

My reason for libertarianism: no government has proven itself either honest or comptent in my lifetime. Why should I obey people who are typically dishonest and incompetent?

>>2107354
We're aware and we don't give a shit.

MYTBLK TEXTLESS POSTS ARE NOT ALLOWED

>>2107341

wow dude, the same to you! That was fantastic!

Bravo, no seriously, bravo.

Now answer my q about your social life please.

>>2107295
>However I do believe that people should be free to do anything they want (within reason).

That's what I believe. Does this make me a libertarian? I'm confused as to what libertarianism actually entails.

Here are my results. Almost got bingo.

I'm not really a true libertarian, though, just libertarian about some social issues. I'm all for high taxes, universal healthcare, etc., I just prefer that things that the government provides remain as optional as possible.

>>2107301
ok, you can send a pic to my throwaway e-mail account if you want. here's a pic of me for good faith.

>>2107332

Yeah, basically they hijacked the term to sound hip and revolutionary. Really they are classical liberals.

But the funny part is, if you call them on this, they'll act like you're the one who's out of touch. "Terms change bro, deal with it." Yeah well, it may have changed in the US 50 or so years ago, but the rest of the world still doesn't recognize it as such.

Giving unrestrained power to private undemocratic tyrannies has nothing to do with liberty.

you got me.

I have a horrible haircut.

>>2107406
NEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCKKKBEEEEAAAAAAAAARRRDDD

>>2107295

Ok, you say within reason. What exactly defines what is "within reason"? The problem I see is that everyone has their own personal beliefs about what "within reason" means. My personal code of ethics may be that murdering another man is perfectly fine, where as someone else's code of ethics might be that taking one hit off a joint is totally immoral. Who is it that gets to see this standard?

Well... I haven't had a haircut for a while. >_>

>>2107398
libertarianism boils down to "if the government doesn't NEED to be involved, it SHOULDN'T be"

Socialistfag here.

I really should cut my hair, but I don't want to oblige the bourgeois indulgence of a barber. Guess I'll just go pragmatist and snip away with scissors.

UK Libertarian here (lol yes we exist).

I've crossed out that which does not apply to me. I'll now explain the ones I left on here:

1: You should get what you worked for. (Not what someone else has worked for unless they allow you to)

2: This is mainly to do with the healthcare in my country and how utterly shit it is.

3: People here do scam the welfare system. There was some woman living in a 1 million pound (2 mil dollar) house because of the simple fact that she had 7 children. The local council gave her enough money to buy plasma screen high-def TVs in multiple rooms and every next-gen games console.

4: If not Libertarianism, well they came pretty close. There's nothing like it today and it's more like (my version) of libertarianism than anything else.

Sorry you have total assholes in your country though.

>>2107406
If you did something about that horrible facial hair/haircut, you'd actually be pretty attractive. Nice teeth.

As a progressive i find myself drawn to many of the libertarian ideas. most of them suck however.

>>2107105
>idiotic popular philosophy
>popular = bad
Jesus fucking Christ you're embarrassing yourself

Individual freedom != free to be a wage slave or a corpse because you were born into a world of coercive forces

>>2107450

What, exactly, makes it so that we NEED the government to do anything? I mean, sure, without publicly funded firemen lots of people would lose their homes and property, but who cares because they should've thought of that before right?

>>2107508

Well, by NEED, he of course means anything that benefits him.

>>2107436

Taking a hit off a joint never harms someone else.

Murdering always harms someone else.

The real debate is over things like abortion, which straddle the middle ground.

I like to think of myself as a socialist libertarian.
OH GOD WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN

I am a classical liberal.

By which I mean I'm a well-rounded "libertarian" who is clean shaven and has a sexy haircut. Or so they say.

I also have a girlfriend who is liberal, as are a good percentage of my close friends. Not everyone who espouses the benefits of individual liberty and constitutional republicanism is a social outcast, but there are Paultards as well.

Come to think of it, a lot of lolbertarians are just as blind to reality as hardcore liberals are-there are just more hardcore liberals out there, so they don't feel so lonely and actually leave their basements to protest. Same applies to evangelical republicans.

>>2107508
and that's the view of anarcho-capitalists. they bellieve if we paid firefighters ourselves, we'd quickly get to the most efficient system.

>>2107436

>may be that murdering another man is perfectly fine

No, no it may not. Murder is, by definition, immoral killing. But there are plenty of situations where killing is accepted.

>>2107508

Because of specialization

If everyone has to learn how to protect against fires, and build their own house, and fix the plumbing, etc., etc., no one would have time to learn advanced sciences and further our progression.

>>2107508
Yes, I bet if we remove the government people will just let their homes burn down.

>>2107555

Ok then instead of using the word murder, let's instead say "kill someone for no reason". Now that we are past semantic issues, will you answer the question please?

>>2107556

The government doesn't farm, yet everyone manages to get enough food to eat. Your argument is invalid.

>>2107489

yeah yeah go back to your fucking man train of ass fucking socialists, giving each other limp wristed high fives when you have a hand free from jerking some dirty hippy dick. you fucking socialists are either slav washed morons or holding on to retarded ideals made popular by morons in the 60's and 70's who wormed their way into universities and pop culture thanks to the fact that socialism appeals to the idiocies of the young

>>2107556
Wait, you're saying there would be no specialization without a government? How are those two even related?

The point is, without government, most communities of people would create their own fire-protecting institutions. Some of them wouldn't, but, well, it's their risk.

>>2107581

Yes, because everyone would be able to either: fight the fire themselves, or be able to afford to have other people do it.

>>2107612

Farm subsidies.

>>2107581
If the firemen get paid per fire they put out...

>>2107234
Awesome, good to know.
>>2107251
Thanks, but Is there something like fiscal conservatism that focuses more on the personal freedom. Like pro-drug, anti-censorship type issues?