*sigh*
trolling used to mean something...

I quit my birth control last month because the hormones made me psycho. I haven't had a period since November.

>Well, this will be eventful, first period in a while, it won't be that bad!
>Spend all day sitting sideways on the toilet so I can throw up and have rancid involuntary period diarrhea at the same time, all the while the most blood I've ever seen in my life is coming out in huge globs.....


Day three. I'm feeling much better. Holy shit what the fuck just happened to me.....

>>2074393
Oh Jesus Christ, that's sort of terrifying.

this is why females are inferior

>>2074564
I rather thought so. I called my mom and she says that used to happen to her all the time.

Womanhood.

>>2074393
>that jelly/jello leg feel
>that feel when you sneeze/cough/laugh

>>2074393
meh, I get sick like that on my period too. It always triggers IBS attacks and is most unpleasant. I would just go back on the hormones bro.

>Sit down on toilet
>Feel like I have to poop and pee at the same time
>Neither happens
>Look down
>Something is hanging down inside the toilet
>HUGE MUCOUS MEMBRANE APPEARS
>Pull this long string of yellow-white membrane out of vagina like a circus clown
>Oh god it's never going to come out
>When is it going to stop
>It comes out
>LOL I can put my hand through it without it breaking
>lol it's like silly pussy putty

>call boyfriend in to look at it
>he vomits

>>2074659
i lol'd

oh god i want my own silly pussy putty

>>2074659
>Pull this long string of yellow-white membrane out of vagina like a circus clown
>silly pussy putty

I just puked in my mouth a little.

Are you sure that's normal? You should probably see a doctor.

what the hell is the matter with all of you

>that feel when eating disorder

>the smell of period blood

Oh god I fucking hate it so much. It's completely disgusting.

>>2074720
>masturbation
>periods
>disgusting pussy putty
>TFW MENTAL ILLNESS! GUYS! GUUUUYSSSS!

Fuck off attentionwhore. This is why we can't have nice female threads, they always get ruined by people like you.

>wake up this morning
>huh no cramps good period day
>go take tampon out
>OH JESUS FUCK THE MOTHER OF ALL CRAMPS
>doubled over in pain, feels like my uterus is trying to rip itself out through my vagina
>cramps so bad that my ass muscles are cramping too

well that was a wonderful way to start teh day

>that feel when you can make yourself cum in less than 3 minutes by just rubbing your clit

u jelly men?

>>2074659
you're not female/trolling/or have some seriously fucking disgusting yeast infection.
that is not a female feels many females can relate to, if any.
seriously, that's fucking disgusting.

>>2074733
it smells like death.

>at gyno
>she's swabbing my cervix or some shit
>extremely uncomfortable
>she mutters something angrily
>scoops her hand into my crotch like a bear
>shows her hand to me
>it's covered in blood
>Just started my period on the gyno
>All of my pain when we have to start over again

I hate that plastic shit they have to use to prop your vagina open. I also hate the way they say shit like, "OH LOOK YOUR CERVIX IS JUST A SMILIN AT ME!"

>>2074759
>that feel when you can make yourself cum in less than 1 minute and half by just fapping.

u jelly wymmen?

your vagina is bad and you should feel bad

>that feel when you have a strong urge to masturbate during a heavy period
inb4 nasty bitches who do it anyway

Period shits.

It's all diarrhea and blood and piss coming out you at once.

;_;

>>2074759
>implying I can't make myself cum in three minutes by stroking my cock

Try harder.

>tfw girls talking about their periods turns you on

I think, that women are too indirect. Which annoys the shit out of me. They always beat around the bush, and by beating around the bush, they are protecting themselves from 'social harm'. Say for example, they like you and hang around you a lot, and are friendly, and you have a gf. If you call them out on it they will just pull that bullshit hurdur I'm dumb innocent bullshit, and pretend to not like you, and pull all sorts of cards out. So annoying.

>that feel when bitches still pull this shit with women
I know your fucking game, bitch. Could you women at least be upfront with your own kind?

>that feel when people think i'm mean because I am direct and blunt
>that feel when actions really do speak louder than words
>that feel when people think words mean anything

>>2074802
My nigger, a swollen up tampon is an awesome impromptu dildo.

>>2074761

I happens to a lot of women actually.
Look up "tissue came out of vagina" on google, and have yourself a jolly laugh.

It's usually ovulation or just shedding of the uterine lining.

>>2074777

You can do that as a woman, too.

>>2074817
>implying men cumming early is ever a good thing

>>2074777
>that feel when you can cum in less than 1 minute, and then immediately start again
>that feel when you can masturbate/have sex infinitely and just keep climaxing over and over

You jelly men?

>that feel when you wake up and all the blood from overnight spills out all over the place
>that feel when you carefully get up out of bed and waddle to the toilet to prevent previous feel
>that feel when you can feel it already trickling out
>that feel when the guys in your house leave the toilet seat up, increasing risk of spillage when having to put it down

>>2074850
>Look up "tissue came out of vagina" on google

Oh my god, this is priceless.

>tfw I got uninvited from a party because your ex-boyfriend is going and he think it would be awkward if we met

>>2074871
that feel when we can take your head and smash it against the wall over and over again and you cant do nothing to stop it because females are weaker.
>you jelly women?

>>2074877

>that feel when you bleed too much and ruin tons of panties.

>>2074802
Story of my fucking life. Shit sucks.

Here's a picture of a bloodclot obtained during a period, with her foot to scale.

beautiful.

>>2074871
>That feel
feelblox asdfsdfasaasdfsdf234234234234

>>2074906
ye gods, I am so glad you forgot your image.

>>2074906

whoops forgot picture blickblockbloo

>>2074888
i know this feel, too. i ended up buying cheap multipacks of black knickers so you couldn't see any stains.
who knew black knickers can get blood stains, too.

>on period
>when you feel blood being expelled
>that strangeness
>that wondering if you actually bleed through
>OH GOD OH GOD DID I FUCKING BLEED THROUGH OH GOD

>horror-movie tier blood clots coming out of vagina
>hop in shower so you can watch them swirl down the drain

>>2074919
there's nothing to prove that came from a female, or even from a vagina.
nose blood clots can get tremendously long like that.

>that feel when women will never deadlift 200kg for reps
>that feel when no matter how much you deadlift you're still alone
>that feel when zyzz was aesthetic as fuck

>tfw heavy periods errytime
>menstrual tsunamis in my panties
>asldfkdlf

>tfw crush on guy who never makes a move

>forget to shave before period
>blood clots up in your pubes
>open your legs
>try to wipe yourself

>>2074935
Well, if you don't believe me, I will keep posting pictures of diva cups/menstrual cups.

Let's carry on, shall we?

>>2074919
I don't know whats more disgusting, the foot or the clot.

The foot.

Fat white girls are the worst.

>>2074959
One wonderful lady posts her cups regularly to show the world the beautiful outcome of a full, healthy menstrual cycle.

I'd like to see just one month, where in one supernatural twist, all women forego their periods and instead men bleed out of their ass those horrific blood clotty things for one week.
There would be chaos, I tell you. Chaos.

>>2074959
i've seen menstrual cups, going to get one myself actually.
nice try, though.

>>2074959

And another. Look at that dark, stringy, beautiful liquid.

>>2074968
But during this same week women would stop cheating on their boyfriends and being horrible people in general.

I can live with shitting blood once a month if it could be that way.

seriously, maybe my blood is ridiculously thin because i very rarely get clots unless i've been sitting on my arse all day, and even then they're really very small...

>>2074973
I truly recommend them, all jokes aside. I actually enjoy my period. I like looking at the blood, I feel refreshed and cleansed.

the cups beat tampons by a long shot.

this is so fucking disgusting how could we ever give these fucked up creatures equal rights?

>>2074986
It's not shitting blood.

It's involuntarily passing uterine lining for a week out of the month, every month. With this comes hotflashes, nausea, severe mood swings, and occasional vomiting and diarrhea at random.

>>2074976
I want to drink it real bad. I still haven't had a girl who was open to the idea of me drinking their menstrual blood and I don't usually put it out there to women. But I'd love for it to happen one day.

>>2074990
i'm too horrified by a painful experience with tampons to use them, so i make sure i have nothing planned and wear pads 'til it's over.
cups look promising.
you can't feel them in there while you wear them though, right? or at least if you can it doesn't feel unpleasant, does it?

>>2074989
You're so lucky. I have a few friends that have periods that last three days and it's very light.

Mine, I'm leaking supers by the hour.

>>2075015
That sounds yummy. I would love to eat a woman's blood and body tissues, provided she was attractive.

>you will never drink a cute woman's menstrual blood

>>2075022
You will feel them in there, yes.

I've gotten a tampon stuck before. It was not pleasant.

>>2075028
mine last four and i probably bleed on the heavier side of average.
still get all the other bells and whistles that come with a horrible period though. so i can relate on that side of the matter.

>>2074363
See tattoo.
consider getting a huge dick on my back with the text
>My Penis
>Is massive

>>2075017
I don't see what's so wrong with it. I hope you find a girl who will let you drink from the holy grail of menstrual cups.

>that feel when you only want to be with one guy and everyone thinks you are weird for wanting to

Meh.

>>2074950

Make a move on him.

>2012
>gender roles

>>2075072
I still can't tell if Diva Cups are a joke or not

>>2075084
Definitely stick to your standards. You'll thank yourself for it later.

>>2075093
They are no laughing matter. They are very comfortable and more reliable than tampons. Look them up for yourself.

This entire thread disgusts me. No wonder all of you are basket cases.

>that feel when you use your finger to push pieces of shit out through your vagina

>Sleeping over at my friends house
>The second I step in the door I smell this overwhelming odor
>Oh god its coming from my friend's vag
>It smells like the liquid that rotting garbage makes but a lot more potent
>Mfw
>She sits on the couch most of the time
>I have to sleep right where she was sitting
>I'm almost crying just from the stench alone
>When I get home I had to wash my pillows and blanket because the smell was infused in them
>Awhile later my friend just nonchalantly tells us a story about how she had forgotten a tampon in her for 3 MONTHS
>"That was during new years, wasn't it?"
>"Yeah! How did you know?"
To this day I'm not sure if anyone else noticed the smell or not; I do have an almost inhuman sense of smell

>this thread
brb turning gay

>>2075193
>she had forgotten a tampon in her for 3 MONTHS

I refuse to believe.

>Have horrible periods
>The whole shebang of cramps, diarrhea, vomiting, acne etc.
>Move out of my moms house
>She only ever ate meat, chips and sweets
>I prefer lots of fruit and stuff
>Start exercising and eating healthy
>Periods keep getting further and further apart
>Its been three months since my last one
Not sure if its a good sign or if cancer
Feels good either way

Maleanon (is that a word?) but I have one that i obsetved and kind of got dragged into.
>ladyfriend in restroom
>taking forever
>not unusual for her, don't give a fuck
>comes out like 20 minutes later
>strange glob of assorted organic matter in hand, bloody as fuck
>shows me
>"what the fuck is this?"
>she says
>wait for it
>"well... It WAS our baby. I guess you got me pregnant and I miscarried"
>take second look
>oh god it's a fucking embryo I know enough about medicine to know this jesus christ what the fuck why did she bring it to show me?!?!??!
>"by the way, two more came out!"
Good thing I'm pro-choice and sane enough to recognize that a fingernail-sized clump of cells isn't a sentient being or it might have been way worse for me.

>>2075270
JESUS CHRIS
HOW HORRIFYING
She cheated on you that bitch.

>>2074759
I challenge you to a race, Man vs. Woman, for the title of world's fastest masturbator!

>>2075190
AAAH I DO THIS TOO
every time I've brought it up on 4chan people thought I was weird

ITT: men

meneverywhereblox

OP that is one of the ugliest tattoos i have ever seen, and i seriously hope your cunt isn't tat color. i've seen a few and none of them ever looked that horrible.. quite the contrary.

please explain

>>2074659
WHY, WHY ON EARTH DO YOU WANT TO SHOW US THESE THINGS?
If I took a gigantic, steaming shit that stank to hell and clogged the toilet for a month, and released a cloud of diarrhea that turned the pristine whit bowl into a stinking, fetid swamp, then ran out and told you to come see what I made, how the fuck would you react? Oh, and we're in a bizarre alternate reality where women never, ever shit and don't even have anuses, so you have almost zero tolerance for the sight or smell of shit.
I don't need you to answer, you'd be disgusted.

>tfw you're willing to try and go down on a woman during her period
>tfw your girlfriend is way too shy/restrictive to ever even consider it.
>tfw I'll never look like survivorman

>>2075292
I don't even give a fuck. Long since got rid of her. Though, there was a chance it was mine, I'm just glad it got queefed out before it became a problem for me. Fucking 3 children. At once. Saved me a falcon punch and now I won't get -1000 points for Stale Moves.

>>2074850
>Look up "tissue came out of vagina" on google, and have yourself a jolly laugh.
i did, i did.

>>2075325
I'm actually a guy, I just posted it because I've read about it before and wanted to see if someone admits to doing it.

>>2075437
that makes that woman who responded much more repulsive now

>>>/cgl/
>>>/cgl/
>>>/cgl/
>>>/cgl/
>>>/cgl/
>>>/cgl/
>>>/cgl/
>>>/cgl/
>>>/cgl/
>>>/cgl/
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>>>/cgl/

>this thread
>mfw i lived with a girl for 2 years and none of this stuff ever happened. Periods be damned.
Wow. Some of this shit is just downright revolting. No offense ladies.

>>2075366
Because we're massive fucking trolls, and we know that you will come.

You'll even look at it/touch it if we ask you to. You might even smell it if we look serious enough.

You wouldn't be able to get a girl to do that. Not even once.

It's too much of a perfect opportunity.

>>2075535
I lived with a girl for way less than 2 years and I saw all this and more (guy who posted the triple abortion story here, I think she gave me PTSD.

>>2075602
I would not smell it, or touch it. Fuck that's gross. But, I don't think I could get a girl to play with my shit unless she was already into playing with shit.

>>2075602
i would never do anything like that. if a girl said something like "look what came out of my vagina," im turning and leaving.

>>2075193
>3 months
>implying a female won't be getting laid in that time, revealing the tampon
I don't even know what to think.

>>2074363
Oh God that's only happened with my anus, not urethra! Pic related, it's pee hole horror.

>>2075602
>You wouldn't be able to get a girl to do that. Not even once.
We don't have to. We're stronger, remember?

>>2075801
She's a lesbian
I assume she didn't do anything with her girlfriend during that time either

>that feel when getting pumped and dumped by a 9/10 and then making some pussy faggot beta raise his kids a few years later

shame you boys can never know this feel

>Heavy period one morning
>Go to bathroom to change pad
>Pull down panties
>Have to walk to other side of the bathroom to get pad, ran out of toilet paper
>Suddenly feel blood and blood clots gushing everywhere
>Close legs to stop from coming out
>Nope, it just magnifies and sprays everywhere
>Open legs, look at thighs
>Bloody disaster, literally
>Giant fucking clot in the middle of panties
>underwear ruined
>day ruined
>life ruined

I don't like being on my period.

>That feel when warning cramps that let you know your period will start in the next couple days

Fuck me this thread, I dont have a face for the look of horror I have right now.

I get the occasional blood stain on my pants, if im reallu unlucky I will be asleep when my period starts and I have to throw out a pair of pants...but this shit, I just...what?

UGGHAGHAGHGAHAHAHUEHUHEUHE

WOMEN ARE DISGUSTING DREATURES

how could anyone find these beasts' anatomy attractive?

>people throwing out panties they have bled on

the fuck, i never had to throw any out even when i've bled on them. same for some people throwing panties out when they wet them from hornyness, the hell?

>>2075981
>"I have to throw out a pair of pants"
>throwing away perfectly good garments
>implying ordinary water and some thorough washcloth-scrubbing, then wash with normal soap won't get rid of the bloodstains

I figured this out by the time I was 13. Never had to deal with bedsheets or pants being fucked up again. Why are some femanons so dumb?

>tfw you're on your period and it feels like you have to shit from cramps
>tfw you can't shit
>tfw you do shit, and it changes nothing because your uterus is still pressing against your colon

>that feel when you wish you were born a male

>tfw this thread

Fuck, does your whole life revolve around your periods? Explain to me again why we would allow you to run countries? You'll accidentally start World War 3 because you were pissed about some nasty blood clot that came out of your vag.

>>2076044
This. I fucking hate wasteful people. I could kill them all.

Also: Even if there's a tiny dot of ancient blood, just use these panties as period panties.
When I'm on my period I wear the ugliest and oldest underwear I have so I don't give a fuck if I accidentally bleed on it. I wash it out and throw it into the drawer for next month.

Do any other femanons have Squamous Hyperplasia?

I had this and I never even knew. I had never had sex so I knew I didn't have an STD, and I knew that the anti-fungal creams weren't working.

I haven't been diagnosed yet, but it says I might need steroid creams.

>>2074393
>Spend all day sitting sideways on the toilet so I can throw up and have rancid involuntary period diarrhea at the same time
Welcome to my week every month.

>Use menstrual cup on a heavy day
>Take it out after 12 hours
>In my hand is a cup of what smells like rotting flesh and rubber

>Have period sex
>Forget to take tampon out
>Jam fingers all the way up vagina to try to retrieve tampon
>Finally find it lodged horizontally next to cervix
>Spend the next hour bearing down trying to give birth to this tampon because my fingers are too short to grip the sucker

>>2075994
This thread has made me want to break up with my fiance and turn gay.

I think I've already done one of those things.

>>2076044
>>2076044
>some femanons so dumb
Correction, why are some people so dumb?

Also, I've found that adding shampoo helps get stains out. Just don't use a coloured shampoo on something white.

>then again, who has the guts to wear white pants

>that feel when your breasts are itchy
>you're trying desperately to scratch them
>but they keep flying everywhere ad you can't get the right spot

I feel terrible for my friends with giant boobs.

Never have I been happier to be a dude than this moment.

>>2076135
>Squamous Hyperplasia
I have eczema down there which is practically the same thing.
Steroids help a lot but sometimes it doesn't do it.
Wearing tight clothing like skinny jeans make it worse as well as synthetic fabrics. Sleeping with no panties on also help a bit during the warm months.
As a temporary relief cold showers seemed to work well.

>>2076187
Thanks so much! There have been times I've wanted to take steel wool to it, like that scene from Dread.

I'll take your advice. I've avoided any bath products that might irritate me. Things have been okay so far.

jesus fucking christ women are disgusting

>>2076157
>then again, who has the guts to wear white pants

Me. I haven't had sex since 2007 so no one ever sees them. They're more like chewing-gum-coloured because I keep washing them with things I shouldn't wash them with. Some also have holes. I just hope I don't get run over.

>>2076230
>>2076230
I think you may have misread me, femfriend. I don't think anyone is courageous enough to wear holey white tights IRL.

>>2076257
Oh sorry. I'm a britfag and pants is a synonym for panties here. I didn't realise you meant trousers.

>>2076284
Oh gosh your slang is so adorable.

Speaking of British people, if you ever meet up with a North American, chances are they'll bitch to you about some lolrandum cunt that thinks British accents are omgsosexxii.

>>2076284
I was just wondering what all the fuss was about throwing away a pair of pants. I was thinking

>huh? I could get a five-pack from primark for like 3 pounds

>period is over
>thank god, i think it's over, it's finally over
>go about my day
>at the end of the day pull down pants
>gross discharge with old brown blood
>throw out underwear

fuck that
also back when i used to use pads instead of tampons

>walking around
>feel a blood clot slide out
>oh god
>it squishes around my vagina lips as i walk
>sit down, it squishes around more
>go to bathroom and get rid of it
>ew

>>2076300
White American girls are always mirin' the British accent in my experience. It is only white ones too, weirdly. (and sadly)

>mfw I get my period like once every year, usually on my birthday

It started yesterday.
>trying tampons for first time
>too dry to get in past half way, hurts
>give up after a while and use toilet paper until I can get pads

How?

i'm usually shy about this stuff but it's just 4chan so whatever.

>sleeping with my boyfriend
>sometimes he wakes up and starts touching my privates
>tries to jam a finger in there
>there's a tampon
>he keeps trying
>oh shit nigger what are you doing

>another time
>watching a movie about africa
>there's a topless lady
>i say something like "wow, look at her nipples."
>he goes like "yeah, they're like yours."
>my nipples aren't that big, at least i never thought they were
>get into an argument about nipples

>>2076363
Why once every year? that's really odd. Mine is on a long cycle and a little irregular so i get it at the start of every month.

>>2076391

I have PCOS and really irregular periods is one of the symptoms.

I'm still wondering if it's too long.

>>2076405

>is

are*

>go to gynecologist
>laying naked on a table
>first time going, extremely nervous, a whole lot of vage sweat and weirs smell
>she suddenly shoves her finger in my virgin cunt without saying a word and presses on my ovaries
>close my legs suddenly and meow like a cat because I didn't know what else to do
>hovers over me and tells me to calm down whole holding me still over my abdomen, hurts terribly
>suddenly over and she leaves
>put my clothes back on and leave with my vagina sore for the next few hours.

>>2076336
Ugh.

I know this one Mexican girl who ALWAYS does this horrific Cockney accent. Don't get me wrong, cockney is funny in movies (especially cockney rhyming slang) but it's 'orrible. Especially since she thinks it's the funniest thing since the Holocaust.

Also:
>teacher turns on classical radio station
>"Oh! I love opera!"
>not all music made before the 20th century is opera
>"You know, I want to be an opera singer."
>"Because I saw the best opera ever, it's called Les Miserables."
>why.jpg
>"And it's British."

I wish I had words.

Also she likes Invader Zim.

I've found there's a huge correlation between period stomach cramps and my guts trying to push out a tiny little rock-hard shit. I can be writhing about in bed for hours with horrific cramps but once I manage to have the shit (sometimes with the aid of a medical glove) it instantly alleviates. Sometimes it's as small as an orange seed. Sometimes It's like a cork and there's a load of diarrhea above it.

>>2076427
>>2076427
>going to the doctor's soon
>I am terrified of anything too big
>I can barely fit my fingers in it's so tight
>pretty sure my hymen is intact
>read this

I hate you.

oh god guys
this is the grossest story i have, i am so ashamed

>be really sick with swine flu
>hot and cold flashes, soaked in sweat
>in and out of consciousness for days
>get my period on top of all of that
>have a tampon in
>haven't eaten in a long time, couldn't stomach anything really weak, can hardly move
>wake up after like 2 days of mostly sleep and diarrhea
>oh god my tampon i forgot
>go to take it ou
>blood caked onto dried blood on my legs
>take tampon out
>weird watery brown stuff gushes out
>the smell is awful, literally like bad tuna
>crust everywhere
>shower for a long time

never has something that disgusting happened to my body, before or after that event. i'm usually really clean so i was so grossed out.
i'm so sorry 4chan

>>2076427
Wait, does that mean that she took your virginity?

>maleanon here
>my girlfriend's 23 and has never been to a gynecologist

Why is this entire fucking thread about menstruation? I thought it was fembot feels, not period feels.

>>2076453
I'm sorry, I felt the exact same way, I was near crying while getting my blood and pee tested because I knew the second part was coming up.
And yeah, nothing has ever gone in my cunt before, I am horrified of having anything go up in there, I really could help clenching up like that, even though I know it will only make it more painful.

Basically you just on these paper clothes and sit on a table The doctor will small talk you and feel up your tits, then your abdomen.
Then will look and feel at your cunt (only for a few seconds) I duno if it is normal for them to poke in without warning, but girl, that' nothing compared to the pap test.
If you are a virgin under 21 they won't give it to you, so be thankful if that is the case for you.

>>2076429
>I saw the best opera ever, it's called Les Miserables."
>"And it's British."

>>2076427
>I went for an STD test and it was in the morning and they told me I wasn't allowed to have a piss that morning and I had to wait until after.
>I was desperate for a piss.
>You know how sometimes when you need to piss and it makes you kind of cum a bit? (maybe that's just me)
>so the gyno was poking me with the speculum thingy and I really needed to piss and he ended up making me cum. I even vocalised it. I couldn't help it.
> He was bald with extensive facial scarring and an eastern european accent. He looked like something out of a David Cronenberg film.

>that feel when very light periods
>no cramps
>no diarrhoea
>next to no clots (occasionally teeny tiny ones)

Such a good feel. Only disadvantage is that they tail off irritatingly for a few days, however:

>that feel when just bought a menstrual cup
>holy shit, the first time I put it in was so uncomfortable, taking it out even made me bleed a little
>not beaten yet
>period started today
>use tampon for first few hours because boyfriend is over and didn't want to have to fuck around with the cup
>left it in a bit long, horrible stomach ache by the time he left
>put in cup
>a bit uncomfortable, but made much easier by slick period blood providing lubrication
>can feel it in me for first 20 minutes; somewhat uncomfortable
>sit down
>something shifts painfully internally
>suddenly, I can feel nothing.
Seriously, this is the most awesome comfy shit ever. They have much bigger capacity than even super tampons, for heavy bleeders, and don't dry you out, for light bleeders like me. And they last years, so save money in the long run. Assuming everything goes hunky-dory for the next week, I am reccommending this to everyone

>mfw when my friends are all dumb faggots who think it's 'gross'
Less gross than a bloated tampon, man.

>>2076427
>>2076427

did you just get raped by a female gynecologist?

>>2076410
actually, is is correct in that situation. what should have been said is this:
>having irregular periods is one of the symptoms

>>2076470
Not really, no. Hymens are mucuous membranes and are already perforated by puberty (the blood has to some out somewhere).
Mine was just thicker (virgin with no penetration beforehand) and tighter because I was nervous and clenching my muscles.

I don't consider it taking my virginity at all. if it were to happen again it would feel the same. I'd need a good dicking before being considered deflowered.

>>2076518
That's weird, they usually make you pee beforehand to prevent accidents like that

>Sneeze while on your period.
>That immediate feel of blood rushing out.
>That uncertainty if it was all captured by pad or not.
>That feeling of lingering moist.
>The horrible realization it was not all captured, your panties are ruined, and you are potentially leaking through your pants and everyone can see.

tfw you wake up with a really fully tampon and you pull it out and it catapults out and splats blood on something. I have bloodstains on my bathroom wall because of that.

>>2076526
I guess if you put it that way.
My aunt actually said that male gynecologists were better for this reason.
Most of the female ones are old women who are rough with younger girls because they know what it feels like and don't really care.
Males are more gentle, however, because they don't know how to sympathize with your pain.

>>2076489
Because i think everyone wants to one up each other or everyone is triggering bad memories about periods so then everyone shares them.
here are some non menstruation feels

>that feel when eating something and the crumbs get in your bra
>can't pick them out in public
>have to have crumb tits until you can get somewhere private or they fall out

Also, has anyone ever bought a bra with security tags that are really hard to get off? i couldn't get one off without scissors and whenever i walked into a store i beeped.

also
>mfw legs are prickly only 2 days after shaving

>>2076429
chillax. theres no reason to hate someone for being ignorant. she just may not have the resources. i imagine that if she could know more about classical music and opera, she would.

>>2076538
They said I wasn't allowed to and it could change the results of the test and I had to give a urine sample immediately after. I don't know, maybe because it was an STD test rather than a smear test?

>>2076570
Weird. Don't comprehensive blood tests usually cover most STDs if you request it?

This is kind of disgusting, but I still wish I was a girl.

>>2076496
Sounds like vaginismus. And it isn't helped by the psychological factors. Look it up and get yourself one of the kits with different sizes of dildo things so you can get used to it. I found one where the smallestone was even smaller than a tampon. You CAN get over it (I even know someone who did), and you will be able to have sex.

I'm still kind of afraid of sex, but I have a very lovely and understanding boyfriend, and I think it will be happening soon. Indeed, I hope so.
>bought first vibrator recently
>oh god, it's good
>almost dick-sized
>I can take it without pain (thought lube is required)
>success! Ready for sex!

I'm hoping it will give me my first orgasm soon. Incidentally:
>that feel when anorgasmic
Anybody know that feel?

>>2076566
>resources
You mean the internet?

Don't get me wrong, I don't think you should hold knowledge over someone's head. But LES Miserables.

I doubt anyone will know this one, and it tumbleweeded on /adv/ last night even but

>tfw a bisexual girl who's only ever dated guys and drunkenly fooled around with close female friends but now wants to date a girl

I literally have no idea how I'm supposed to know who to hit on, and how it won't lead to more incredibly awkward situations than it does success.

I'd be interested to know how les/bi girls actually met their girlfriends, that wasn't in 'that' type of club/bar (which is out of the question for me)

Sorry to divert the thread from period feels for a moment

>tfw boyfriend cums inside you during sex and
>Stand up
>Go pee
>Wipe
>GOO EVERYWHERE

Seriously, for the next 3 days I can't keep my panties dry because shit is just leaking out.

Why does it have to be specifically for fembots?

Pretty sure all the other feel threads don't say "NO FEMBOTS ALLOWED".

They're just feel threads. To share feels.

>>2076589
I know that feel.

I'm 17 and still haven't properly orgasmed.

>>2076589
I don't know, I never tried myself. I usually just avoid it. I'm sure I could have avoided the discomfort if I was prepared for it, but like I said, she just kinda shoved it in there without warning and I freaked out.

>>2074966
Link that tumblr.

>>2076300
>Oh gosh your slang is so adorable.
whenever I go to America there's always some arse who goes "OMMAGAHD YUUR AYCCENT ISS SOO ADORABLEE"
Scotfag here, one time someone asked where abouts Scotland was in England.

>>2076589
Just to clarify, I have never had vaginismus. I was just looking into it online.

>>2074659
That is funnier than shit
>i lold

Thank you all females for these stories. Funniest thread I've seen on 4chan in a long time. Laughing so hard

>>2075094
>>2075102

What would girls be without Tumblr.

>>2076619
i'm going to Scotland next year! i've always loved Scottish culture because i live in Nova Scotia. i know a lot of Gaelic and plan to start teaching in the Gaelic program here. Where are you from in Scotland?

>>2076609
Do t with your clit
Works for me
Keep your panties on, usually, cover up your clit with your cunt lips, then sick your right hand (if you are right handed)between your legs.
Clench down and keep your hand firm (your concealed clit should be on the side of your hand, right where the thumb starts (think of making a puppet face with it pressing against your cunt)
And just hump the fuck out of it.
Remember to keep it steady.

>be in high school
>sitting in 3rd period
>feel light cramps and then blood flowing out my vag
>sitting there not knowing what to do until the bell rings
>look between my legs
>already bled through my pants
>running through the halls, asking every single girl i don't even know for a tampon
(i have no idea why i did that instead of going straight to the bathroom and building something out of toilet paper)
>NOONE WOULD GIVE ME ONE
>have to go to the pe/dance class teachers office to get some
fucking embarassing.

>>2076608
i know, but i'm a lot more comfortable if i know there's going to be other women. Usually i don't mention my gender or gender specific feels on /r9k/ because there's a lot of people on here that don't like women.

>>2076619
>>2076619
Ugh, that sucks. Did they excessively use outdated Britishisms to be funny? I've done a reasonable amount of travelling, and I always feel embarrassed for all the stupid things people in other countries must have to tolerate.

>mention going to Japan
>someone asks me about anime

>kinda saggy weird looking tits with big areola
>not wearing a bra
>that uncomfortable feeling of your tits laying over your chest

Ugh, it feels like abscess skin.

>>2076607

>Tfw you keep shit in your bra like your phone, a small wallet, or car keys and somebody points it out to someone else like it's the strangest thing they've ever seen

Before my breast reduction I had EE's (My mother was a J so it was just one of those awful genetic things) and I used to keep shit in my bra because I oftentimes wore skirts and didn't have pockets but I wanted to be able to feel my phone vibrate.

One year my english teacher decided to announce to my whole class "Anon keeps her phone in her clevage!"

It was terribly embarrassing for me because I was incredibly self-conscious of my breasts and to this day I have no idea why my teacher would even feel the need to point it out. Other girls did it too.

>mfe you guys are disgusted by this
>mfw you have never been to /b/
>mfw only trolls and normal fags
>newfagsnewfagseverywhere.jpg

>>2076589
So you took your boyfriend the opportunity away to properly deflower you?

one time I was on my period and, seriously, a MASSIVE piece of endometrial lining flopped out into the toilet and was just kind of floating about there, all wispy and fleshy. Oddly beautiful.

dat feel when your period ALWAYS FUCKING OCCURS WHEN YOU'RE STAYING OVER AT SOMEONE'S HOUSE
dat feel when you have a hymen and are scared of breaking it
dat feel when "well, it isn't that you're ugly or anything, but you aren't like other girls, I mean you don't get drunk and read books and stuff..."
dat feel when it's winter and you can't be bothered shaving your legs so just chill out being a yeti
dat feel when someone makes a woman get back to the kitchen joke even though you are entirely more intelligent than they are
dat feel when masturbating with the jet setting on the showerhead

>>2076712
My boobs aren't saggy, but my left one is smaller than the right one. This never bothered me until my boyfriend named them Minnie and Mickey.

>>2076724
I've never done that but one time my landlady came for rent and she said

>I'll just put it in my safe

and shoved the cash into her bra.

>>2076687
This.

Of course threads don't say "NO FEMANONS ALLOWED", but we get that we're not supposed to mention boyfriends, vaginafeels or anything else that would potentially derail the thread into a screaming abattoir of misogyny and whining.

>>2076683
I can get that'd be embarrassing for some, but I really don't give a fuck. I just hate having insanely bad cramps and having to run around the school bumming pills off of people.
>hey man, you got a tylenol?
>no
>come on buddy, know where I can get some
>I have to go to class

Also that feel when your vagina makes noises it shouldn't be making. Points for if it happens in a public washroom.

>>2076735
My period used to always wait until I had a long train journey. It would seriously be like a fortnight early or late just so it could do it. My parents live in Scotland and it was 7-12 hours on the train.

cleavage = great storage space.

I don't know if it's just because I have quite pale skin, but you can see quite clearly sometimes the veins at the junction between my hip and thigh, on my ribs, my chest, at the temples, arms, hands, feet, wrists, and breasts. I don't mean varicose or sticking out shits, but just blue lines under the skin. I sort of like them to be quite honest, but does anyone else have this? and is it considered unattractive?

>>2076735
oh god
dat showerhead
how i love you, let me count the ways. One one thousand, two one thousand.
Also, i can relate to unfortunate things happening when i'm at someone's house.

>at my boyfriend's house
>get period
>too embarrassed to ask him to get me tampons
>make a toilet paper barricade
>he goes to shower, i don't join him
>run to the store down the street and buy some

>another time
>at my friend's house
>get gas or heartburn for the first time ever
>scared i'm dying
>stomach bloated
>drink some kind of pink medicine (i forget what it is called)
>burp and stuff all night in secret

>>2076609
Try playing with your asshole at the same time. I can't cum unless I do.

>>2076770
i'm really pale too and have this on my wrists. i think they look kind of elegant and pretty, not really sure what some guys may think though.

>>2076770
as a guy, i like them. i dont have a huge affection for them, but i like it when i can see a few veins on a girl's skin. it sort of makes the skin look softer

>>2076770
>>2076787
Interesting factoid: Apparently during the Victorian era women painted blue on their breasts to make them look paler.

Holy fucking shit this thread is disgusting.
I never want to fuck again

>>2076770
Ooh, I have this. I've never seen anyone with it, as least not as bad as me. My skin is pretty much just ghostly pale and blue. I actually kinda like it too, but I'm pretty sure people think it's freaky.

>>2076771
>drink some kind of pink medicine (i forget what it is called)

probably pepto-bismol, it tastes horrible but in a strangely comforting way, like all good medicine should

us guys just take it when we have the shits

>>2076821
Yes, that's what it was. i don't like taking medicine but it was pretty much forced upon me. i hated how thick it tasted, if that makes sense.

>that feel when disgusting, smelly, ghetto niggers hit on me constantly, because I'm a fat white girl with a bubble butt

I fucking hate niggers.

>>2074871
that feel when I'm jelly of wimens
>>2075946
that feel when not quite as jelly now

do the benefits outweigh the cost?