Don't commit suicide bros.
If no one else does, I care about you, at least a little bit.

>>2067168
You don't even know I exist. Stop saying lies to prevent people from ending their pain and suffering.

we are anonyous
we are legon
we dont forgive
we dont forget
expec us

>>2067168
Are you a woman, or a good looking man?

As always; Helium filled exitbags are the way to go!

Pulled the string out of a hoodie and tied it to the window handle thing, climbed out and stood on the edge below the window, jumped, string snapped and I fell from the second floor.

The result; mild concussion and a sprained ankle, as well as 24 hours in suicide watch.

>>2067205
I'm on the verge of applying this method, but I don't know where to locally buy a fitting plastic tube for the helium canister. No friends and too shy to ask around.

>How long have you been suicidal?
Two or three months, can't remember
>What methods have you planned to use?\
CO poisoning from my car or OD on meds
>Have you attempted suicide before?
I wish

>>2067162

Crosses my mind at least once a day.

>>2067184
I don't know if I'm particularly good looking, and I don't know any of you enough to care about you in a romantic sense, but don't say that no one would be sad if you did it.

Much love, from one stranger brobot to another(s).

First time
>woke up
>absolutely felt so shitty
>couldn't even get out of bed
>got some fishing line next to my bed
>wrapped it around my neck
>tied the other end around the bed post
>passed out and the wire broke
>shitty attempt I know, but when I woke up I felt so much better and went about my day

Second time
>the voices in my head
>yelling at me, calling me worthless
>telling me I should kill myself
>go into kitchen start shuffling through the drawer to find a good knife
>suddenly I feel really good so I go for a 5 mile run

Third time
>playing with my dog outside on a beautiful day
>suddenly like just seemed pointless
>walked in kitchen got some knives
>started slashing my arm to see which knife will work the best
>sister walks in on me
>spend a month in a mental hospital
>diagnosed with bipolar, makes sense

>>2067218
Just google around a bit, it doesn't need to be something special really.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4VrKvGKvYw

I'm not going to pretend to care about you all personally, but there's so much to live for. At the very least, stick around to watch as the world goes to shit. Maybe in the meantime you can even improve your life.

self-evisceration, and if I can pull it off, self-immolation as I lay dying.
I wanna at least go out loud.

>How long have you been suicidal?
6 years, on and off. Though it's been constant since 2009.

>What methods have you planned to use?
Pills, hanging, jumping, gun, and slitting wrists

>Have you attempted suicide before?
Somehow I haven't, but I've been admitted three times in the past 3 years. I have been dreadfully close on a number of occasions.

No diagnosis, though I'm on bi-polar meds so it's probably that.

I've been in and out of mental hospitals and I've met many depressed people. I don't understand why people do these half-assed suicide attempts like cutting their wrist or swallowing some aspirin. I figured if I really wanted to kill myself, I would make sure to get the job done.

To everyone that has been forcibly hospitalized, how was it? Did you have to convince them that you were no longer suicidal or did they simply boot you after a while?

Does anyone else keep gathering songs for their own funeral for when you have committed suicide even though you know you probably never will go through with it?

>>2067259
Are you going to pay for my food and stuff?

>>2067372
For me I think they booted me out after while. Even though I was a little better I didn't think I was well enough to be released.

>>2067384
ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES, WORN OUT PLACES, WORN OUT FACES
BRIGHT AND EARLY GOING ON THEIR DAILY RACES, GOING NOWHERE, GOING NOWHERE
THEIR TEARS FILLING UP THEIR GLASSES, UP THEIR GLASSES

>>2067372
Short term crisis center mental hospitals are mostly rackets to collect insurance money and everyone there knows it. They'll hold you until your insurance is about to run out and then declare that you're suddenly fit enough to go back home. The staff are mostly cocky alpha pricks who hate you for how you can't hold your spaghetti in and the psychiatrists are Jews with god complexes who you have to treat with deference because they hold all the cards.

It's really not that shitty, it's just dehumanizing. You keep your nose down, you pretend to make progress, and you don't do anything to get you strapped to a gurney and you'll be okay.

>How long have you been suicidal?

IDK, about a year now. It's not that I want to die right now, but I know that sooner or later I will. I can tell I won't live to my 30th birthday.

>What methods have you planned to use?
I wanna go out like my idol Per Yngve Ohlin, pictured. So something nice and messy, with someone around to get pictures. With luck I'll even be in a band so the pics can also be used as an album cover.

>Have you attempted suicide before?

Once, on Halloween. I tried slitting my wrists and jumping in front of a moving car. Not only did I miss the wrists entirely, but it seems like everyone in my town only drives dangerously when you /don't/ want them to.

>>2067372
Apparently a baker act means you're in the hospital for three days. I got out the day after I was hospitalized.

But overall it was a terrible experience. I was hand-cuffed and taken away in a cop car. Then I sat for about 10 hours in a holding room with other crazies until I could go to the actual hospital. They had no beds availabe so I slept on couch cushions on the floor. It was honestly a prison. The next day I just told the doctor I was fine and walked right out.

Of course I live in florida and the state of mental health care is awful here. I've also only been in temporary wards for people with severe symptoms. Never been in a ward longer than 3 days.

>>2067422
Also this. It's just to get money. It's pathetic.

>>2067384
I'm scared that when I die my mom will play the shit I was into when I was twelve and whatever is the most played track on my itunes, so it's going to be like The Cure, Def Leppard, and Current 93 at my funeral.

>>2067384
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME? I PAID MY MISTAKES, GOT NOWHERE TO RUN, CAUSE LIFE GOES ON, ITS SO UNFAIR, I JUST WANT TO SCREAM, HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?

>>2067259

Yeah, that's my motivation. When I die, I want it to be at the right moment, like a spectacular climax. I'm just waiting for things to hit their absolute rock bottom.

>How long have you been suicidal?

On-and-off for seven years.

>What methods have you planned to use?

Carbon monoxide poisoning, firearms, knives, my car.

>Have you attempted suicide before?

No but I'm probably going to make an attempt on my birthday. I'll be old enough to buy a gun. I'm looking into taking some courses so I can have my pistol permit before my birthday if at all possible. The sooner, the better. I've heavily considered an amphetamine overdose or carbon monoxide poisoning but they both sound horrible. I just want it to be quick and painless.

>>2067359
They do it for the attention, if they wanted to off themselves they would.