I look best with stubble. I have really wiry facial hair, it doesn't look good grown out

my facial hair grows in patches and looks awful

Full beard master race reporting. My neck is shaved, so come at me bro(ette)s.

my facial hair is covered in my mom's pubes

>>2066602
Will this ever change? I have the same thing, and I really want to have a full on beard, but it just looks like shit. I'm still holding out hope that it'll come in normally one day, but I'm 22 and it's not looking good.

My beard comes in kind of blond and it's patchy. It's seriously disgusting.

>you will never have a mighty beard shielding your throat from arrows and hatchets

I can't grow a proper one.

I'm 23.

brb suicide

Because I have a job, and I have to look presentable.

I don't think beards are manly they surely are more virile but being a men is more than having a beard and muscles.

Being a men is about making your family happy and providing to their needs. All those who aren't married aren't men in my eyes.

because i'm not a pretentious douche

The real movers and shakers of our modern day society are clean shaven and proper, get over it.

Your beard is masculine make-up; you only wear it to cover up your inner flaws.

ITT: 17 year old high school guys with shitty pube-like neckbeards that feel superior because they're too lazy to shave and try to justify their unkempt appearance by putting others down

Pic related, probably what most of you look like

Because I grew up fat so all of my hair follicles sprouted on my jaw below my chin and above my neck, so there's no hair to speak of on my cheeks and sideburns.

I keep looking to see if it's possible to get facial hair transplants from my jowels to my face, but I can't find any info.

>that feel when you work in the food industry and you aren't allowed to grow a beard

I'd probably look like shit with one anyways

>>2066661

>All those who aren't married aren't men

You sound like a disgusting Mohammedan.

I wish my facial hair looked nice. It has the consistency of steel wool and shaving it is difficult.

>>2066677
That's not Robin Williams at all!

>>2066694
I'm actually Christian

I can't grow the moustache, nor the middle part of a goatee.

So unless I want to look like some nu-metal neckbearded fucker, I don't think so.

>that feel when you can only grow shitty sideburns and a shitty goatee
I will never have a full beard....

I always wonder if all the chemicals, including shit like estrogen-mimicking Bisphenol-A, they put in food has anything to do with modern men seeming shorter, being less hairy, and having higher pitched voices than their ancestors only ~100 years ago

>>2066717

Well that's just as bad, isn't it?

>>2066728

Actually it's because of the spread of autism, which is large part of the reason liberal values are gaining more and more of a foothold on American society.

dudes who are all into beards and this "manly" shit are tiring out, shit is so corny like you're still in high school or something

My chemistry teacher today:

"Hey, you've got the whole Johnny Depp thing going on."

Yeah, beards are cool.

Girls usually don't like manly men.

The irrational obsession with preserving the traditional "manly man" stereotype that some guys do makes FUCKING NO SENSE to me. It's like if a girl were to revert to 1800s reserved housewife plainclothes mode or something, and then get confused as to why no guy wants to sleep with her.

Protip: TIMES CHANGE.

5 o clock shadow masterace reporting in

look like a man but don't look like a hobo. Bitches love it

>>2066677
In this post: a kid who can't grow a beard lashes out because he's bitter.
See? Assumptions work both ways.

>>2066743
Why would it be ?

fuckmootimoriginal

>>2066743
Now see, I always suspected that all the chemicals had something to do with the rise in autism too. More than 100 years ago there were no cases of autism, or anything we can now diagnose as autism (as we've been able to do with things like schizophrenia). The only thing that's changed for everyone in that time frame is the food we eat and where it comes from.

>>2066771

1800s clothes are sexy. Slender lady with the whole EGL dress thing going on? Yes please.

>>2066771
You...you haven't really seen women these days, have you?
They're called hipsters and they dress like old people.

I have to keep my beard, else I look like a little kid. Luckily I'm greek so I can have a full beard in about a week, and my dimples make me not look like a serial killer. But most girls don't like the lumberjack look, so fuck me.

>>2066785

There were autistic people a long time ago, in extreme cases such behavior was simply attributed to madness, demonic possession, or someone being a dipshit.

Wow, this clean shaven guy looks super manly.

As a girl I think full beards look pig disgusting

>>2066785
>More than 100 years ago there were no cases of autism, or anything we can now diagnose as autism
Except you're completely wrong. Most or all of the increase is due to increased screening.

Men do whatever they want, just saying. Enjoy getting your definition of manliness from other people.

The only women who actually like beards are disgusting hippy white women. Muslim chicks deal with it because they have to

>>2066798
Look at his fucking jaw. He can murder with it.

>>2066771
>It's like if a girl were to revert to 1800s reserved housewife plainclothes mode or something, and then get confused as to why no guy wants to sleep with her.
Are you >implying that 1800s fashion isn't sexy as fuck.

>As a teenager, be a beta faggot that reads fantasy books and thinks about killing himself and having gay bisexual sex because he's a fucking pussy

>In my 20s, man the fuck up, start working out, grow a beard, begin collecting weapons, get a job as a repossession agent

>Now 32, A.S. in Criminal Justice, work as security specialist, scare off hipsters and other beta males in real life and on facebook, friends are basically harem of freshly blossomed eighteen year old girls who want my juicy giant cock

>mfw

OP is fucking right, faggots.

Men with beards are trying to hide their hilariously un-manly jawline.

The stubble/shadow is ideal

>>2066814
He may not have been the best leader, but he did always manage to look masculine.

>>2066687
This feel man.

Also to the people with patches, shave more, as in everyday for about a year. That will help you grow it out.

>>2066728
I'm 6 feet tall, hairy as fuck and have a relatively deep voice (I'm no Barry White or anything)

There are still heaps of men taller than me where I live (Australia)

>>2066874
Thats a fatty myth.
But you should still just shave it off, yeah.

I can't grow one.

The hair just doesn't grow thick or dark enough.

Lt. Col. Thomas Edward Lawrence -> no beard
Sir Winston Leonard Spencer-Churchill -> no beard
Saint Constantine the Great ->no beard
Niccolo di Bernardo dei Machiavelli ->no beard
The guy is the pic ->no beard

Beards don't make you manly they may give you confidence to act manlier but they aren't.

Beards are grown by betas with weak chins and jaws to cover them up

they're the equivalent of women wearing makeup

it's hilarious because beardfags get all pussyhurt when you suggest that their neckfuzz is not masculine in the least

forgot pic sorry

>>2066923

Except Winston Churchill was a fat.

>>2066934
>they're the equivalent of women wearing makeup
Oh, so completely normal and accepted, even indispensable to certain people?
Cool. I'll continue to enjoy my masterful beard with your blessing.

>>2066946
In his late years, after his military service indeed but he wasn't always.

>>2066923
Machiavelli did not look very manly.

Because my job requires me to be clean-shaven

>>2066934
>they're the equivalent of women wearing makeup
lolno. They're the equivalent of a girl showing off cleavage.

PUA/fake wedding ring is the equivalent of wearing makeup.

Most manly facial hair gets is a mustache at that. Everything else presents an image of unkempt immaturity. Thanks for the tips though.

>>2066998
How the fuck not, did you see his chin, his facial feature and as I said being manly isn't entirely about the looks but about all of you.

>>2067068
His chin is nothing compared to Mussolini or Charles V.

>>2067068

Machiavelli looked weak, like a woman.

I would have landed him flat on his back in a fight.

>>2067101
Agreed, he looked weaselly and bookish.
This coming from a weaselly, bookish person.

>>2066607

THIS!

any tips on how to grow a beard manly men?

Case in point.

Beardblox

Case in point, part 2.

beardblox2

>>2066570
Beard are kick-ass and I hope they come back to fashion.

>>2067097
They had big chin but not manly chin, in my opinion at least but looks like we'll have to disagree on that.

For me to prominent or to big features are a sign of plebish blood

>>2067116
Forgot image.

Beardblox2

young men these days obviously grow beards because they're too lazy to shave, like they're too lazy to do a lot of other things adults expect from adults. I cringe whenever I see an unshaven disgusting slob with saggy or otherwise ridiculous clothing pushing a stroller with a child. how are you despicable sacks of shit going to raise children when you can't even give yourself a respectable appearance?

>>2067165
I'd say that maintaining a well groomed, trimmed beard, takes more work than simply shaving your face.

>>2067165
>young women these days obviously grow long hair because they're too lazy to cut it, like they're too lazy to do a lot of other things adults expect from adults. I cringe whenever I see an overgrown disgusting slob with saggy or otherwise ridiculous clothing pushing a stroller with a child. how are you despicable sacks of shit going to raise children when you can't even give yourself a respectable appearance?

>>2067192
Amazing you're able to greentext

Mine grows in a 666 pattern from 3 points on my neck to my chin right under my mouth. when it grows back out I will post it.

>>2067192
I'm not a woman, lol

>>2067209
I didn't say you were. I was only highlighting the absurdity of the claim. It takes more work to maintain a beard, just like it takes more work to maintain long hair. A lazy person would just shave their entire head.

A beard, like a hat, can either look really bad on a person, or vice versa.

Shaven won't deter you in any way.

I change facial hair styles every couple of weeks. I love beards. I've been doing the handsome man stubble, but I'll probably be growing it out for a full beard this summer.

>>2067217
Or it can be in between. Just like everyone else.

>>2067244
meant everything else

>having a nice, full, adult man beard
>on days I feel old and unfresh and want to look 19 again, I shave it
>when I don't shave its back to normal within 3 to 5 days
thanx god, at least one thing

>2012
>associating masculinity or femininity with arbitrary physical features

ou /rninek/

How would a beard look on an incredibly feminine man?

Maybe a sophisticated curly mustache would suffice if anything.

It's spring. Typically I only have a beard during the winter months.

Do sideburns count?

Am I a young adult?

>>2067272

It would make you look like a hipster trying to look stylishly "ironic." Most people would just think you look retarded.

>beards aren't manly

Then why the fuck can't women grow them?

They're one of the many things that distinguishes men from women. To shave is to make yourself more feminine.

>You just grow your beard because you have a wimpy jawline

How about no? I have a manly as fuck jaw, and a beard on top. It's like icing on a cake, you faggot.

>People who grow beards are just lazy

Trimming and maintaining a good shaped beard takes more time and skill than just shaving everything off. PLUS, it saves you on resources. (like shaving cream)

That said, stubble isn't a beard. Stubble is... well, stubble.

full beard...... because i want to.
Nicely maintained... because i want to.

Never had a problem getting my dick wet.

Real men do what the fuck they want to do.. If they want a beard, they have a beard. If they don't they don't.

Only faggots care about other men....
Only faggots care what other men think of them.
Only limp dicked half men care what females want..

lol, see? you beard-women did exactly what i said you would. got your panties all bunched up because someone pointed out your attempt at compensating

i've been letting my beard grow out. Starting to get some nice thickness into it now. Shits gunna be awesome when it's done.

Because I eat my girlfriend's pussy damn near every day and it'd irritate her tender nethers if I didn't shave. And I really get into eating her out.

>>2067387
>a natural biological function
>compensating

fuck you OP
>Military MEN:clean shaven
>College Hipster babbies: hipster beard, neckbeard, pube-beard, hipster stache.

armyfag reporting in to tell you that you are fucking wrong. Im proud to shave everyday, it shows I am disciplined enough to be well groomed and not too lazy to not shave. this is true with most other organized military forces, not just america's. IT SHOWS DISCIPLINE AND CLEANLINESS FAGGOT.

>>2067366
reminds me of a certain song by that teenage nu-metal band Rage against the Machine. so how's that social retardation working out for you? do your mom and dad still pay the bills or are you already on benefits?

That was true once, but beards have gone out of style. Now it makes you look like a homeless man, or a hipster.
You know how a giant, disgusting bush on a woman used to be sexy? Hair is gross unless it's on a scalp.

Where does stubble lie?