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    151 KB Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)13:51:29 No.2021034  
    Hey Robots,

    I work in my city's public library (I won't name the city, but I can tell you that it's the BIGGEST library system in North America.). I learned something rather bizarre. Muslim girls love Yaoi. A lot. I'll be working at the desk and they'll come up with a stack of 10-15 yaoi mangas. They all wear the veils/headscarves too. It boggles my mind when I think about it.

    What new insights have you gained from your jobs, Robots?

    Picture related
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)13:53:14 No.2021051
    Are they fat and/or ugly?
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)13:58:18 No.2021109
    >>2021051

    OP here.

    No, they're reasonably attractive from what I can tell (cept for the ones with the full burkas). They're usually aged, 14-24ish
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)14:00:14 No.2021123
    when I was working in barnes and nobles there were always a fair amount of loiterers reading in the manga/comics section.

    HOWEVER.

    The only ones that ever bought manga on a consistent basis were young black females.

    fascinating.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)14:01:44 No.2021132
    Sup. I stole a crap ton of manga back in the day. I would venture to say I stole at least 30 to 40 volumes in a one month period. I'm white.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)14:02:25 No.2021135
    Well from what I've heard Muslim guys all fuck each other all the time. It's "just for pleasure", because anything other than strictly to get off is considered homosexual.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)14:02:47 No.2021140
    Girls in general tend to like yaoi for some bizarre reason. You think that because their parents put a scarf on their head and tell them how impure sexual thoughts are that they're suddenly not going to have any?
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)14:03:46 No.2021148
    That's a girl thing in general. Look at /y/ and /u/, it's full of whiny femanon bitches.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)14:06:33 No.2021178
    Seattle's a cool city
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)14:07:25 No.2021184
    Probably because hey are outcast in Amerikkkas society.
    SO then they have to friends,
    Next there turn to nerdy bullshit,
    MAnga love comics ect.
    BECUASE NOBODY LOVES THEM BAWWBAWBAWWWWW

    Its the Same as the white weeaboo
    The same thing can happen to sand niggers
    sand nigger weeaboos
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)14:08:34 No.2021196
    Not OP, but I'd wager I work in the same system (TPL?)

    Some of my library observations.

    Black kids love manga/anime more than white ones
    Seniors only read myster novels.
    Housewives will only take out harlequin romances, and even then, only in stacks of 6 or more.
    Indians/Pakistanis don't read. Ever. They only take out VHS/DVD/CDs.
    Oh, and the vast majority of patrons only come in to use our free wi-fi or computers. Our internet was down one day and the staff outnumbered the public.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)14:10:44 No.2021205
    wait, I thought yaoi was young boy/teenage boy sex comics, as in two male characters fuck in the comic so fat women can masturbate to it


    why would a library keep porn
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)14:15:05 No.2021228
    >>2021205

    Simply, the people on our "Collections Acquisitions" committee don't have a fucking clue about what anime/manga is. So they pretty much buy whatever lots of people ask for. Hence why we have "Gerard and Jacques" next to Naruto and Hellsing
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)14:15:09 No.2021229
    >>2021196
    >>2021034

    STOP BEING PUSSIES AND JUST ADMIT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE SEATTLE PUBLIC LIBRARY SYSTEM.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)14:15:39 No.2021234
    >>2021205
    Lets play detective

    Who works at librarys?
    Fat women whom no one will ever ever miss.
    Who reads "yaoi"?
    Fat women whom no one will ever ever miss.

    They don't even think of it as porn,
    Heck
    Image if a fatt neckbeards worked at librarys,
    The fukken place would be full of hentia and Hustler mags.

    But the fat fat missshapen weeaboos are way to grossed out by this sort of thing.

    uh..
    I got off track, did you get any of that?
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)14:16:24 No.2021237
    >>2021229

    OP here. Toronto Public Library actually. IN CANADA!
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)14:16:28 No.2021238
    OP lives in Toronto!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toronto_Public_Library

    seriously, OP just say what library it is, cause when you describe it, it just makes me curious and pissed off and I have to find out. Otherwise, great thread.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)14:17:26 No.2021245
    Is yaoi strictly erotic though? I was under the impression it was mostly romance over eroticism. Besides, no stranger than guys liking the idea of lesbians.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)14:18:06 No.2021249
    >>2021205

    its probably the light and touchy-feely shit not the hardcore porn
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)14:18:58 No.2021250
    majority of yaoi: 25 pages of dialogue between to genderly ambigious boys, followed by 3 pages of kissing
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)14:21:32 No.2021274
    >>2021249
    >>2021250

    OP here once again. Most of it? Yeah. We do have a few hardcore ones. You can't honestly tell me that a guy shoving his dick into another guy's mouth at full force while screaming "Stop whining and take it!" doesn't qualify as hardcore. Gerard and Jacques, look it up.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)14:21:54 No.2021276
    >>2021237

    Shit my apologies I was thinking more in terms of largest LIBRARY (which Seattle holds claim to thanks to that amazing central library in the downtown area)
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)14:21:57 No.2021277
    >>2021250
    I believe that is shounen-ai, yaoi is normally moar than that
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)14:24:17 No.2021289
    Asians/old white people really like streetcars and transit. Black people do not.

    Also, only white people get their property profesionally landscaped.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)14:34:39 No.2021355
    It seems that people in the film industry are very promiscouos and recreational drugs are prevalent. I smoked pot in front of one of my producers and one of my directors was asking me to pick up 2 eight balls for him....I loaned out one of my pipes to our grip/electricians andddddd.....we were drinking every night after we filmed.
    I hooked up with one of our costume designer and had to sneak out of her hotel room at 8 in the morning. Oh yeah, she was married and her husband was in L.A.
    Fun times...almost makes the BA in broadcast and film worth it.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)14:38:17 No.2021382
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    I work in a fast casual kind of restaurant. Most of what I learn about people is through tipping.

    Young people tip, old people don't.
    Black people don't ever tip, but they treat me a lot better, so I don't mind. Same goes for nerds.
    Indian people are scum who never tip and treat me like shit. But I already knew that from working in a grocery store.
    Young married couples always bitch about their food.
    Older women in groups NEVER tip. Even when they were fighting over who would get to pay, the one that ended up paying didn't tip. Fuck you.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)14:44:46 No.2021450
    >>2021382

    So true. I have a friend who is newly married, and I won't go to dinner with her if her husband comes because they will bitch to no end about the food. Every time I've been out with them they've called a manager over. It's awful.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)14:47:31 No.2021475
    >>2021450
    Cool. Glad it's not just me. I wonder what the reason behind that is.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)14:49:05 No.2021500
    >>2021475

    I think because it's a new marriage they are eager to show each other that they will stand up for them in any situation. Your burger has an onion on it? Call the manager! Kind of like a really odd new-marriage mating ritual.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)14:56:54 No.2021582
    Here is what I have learned from my shitty jobs:

    Old Jewish women tip really well. Yeah, that's right. Old. Jewish. Women. Maybe it's the combination of multiple cheapskate stereotypes that causes some kind of divide by zero error and then they start pouring out money. Maybe it's because they're all bored cougars and they want to nail my young, pasty ass. I don't know. I don't care.

    Also, I don't know if this is an insight, but the prevalence of debit/credit cards are fucking killing tipping, at least for somewhere like starbucks, where you can't write a tip on the receipt. It blows.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)15:00:06 No.2021625
    >>2021582

    All I read was

    Tips
    Starbucks.

    Thank you, I raged.
    >> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ★ Country First !!u9uncLVh69y 11/04/08(Tue)15:02:04 No.2021653
    Reading yaoi is the same as pleasuring yourself which is strictly haram under sharia law, INFIDELS who must be put to death.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)15:06:47 No.2021696
    >>2021582
    Okay. I'm gonna preface by saying:
    I go to starbucks once in a while (once a month or so, I work down the street from one and pass three on my way to work) because most of the time I'd rather drive all the way into Houston to go to Agora. Anyway, the few times I ago, I tip. Mainly because I'm the guy from >>2021382

    Anyway, aren't we really not expected to tip at starbucks? You folks make ten dollars an hour. I make 6.75 because tips are actually expected.

    I'm just saying.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)15:08:18 No.2021717
    Does anyone else get the hots for muslim girls? I reckon in five years time muslim women are going to be depicted in porn the same way nuns were back in the day.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)15:08:26 No.2021719
    if uni taught me anything it's that swedish people are beautiful.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)15:10:19 No.2021740
    >>2021034
    Robots? You're in /v/, not r9k. Gtfo.
    >> Mr. Bubbles !!DLJ3bQ7yunJ 11/04/08(Tue)15:11:59 No.2021767
    The one woman I know who wears a full burka keeps going into Victorias Secret.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)15:16:24 No.2021813
    >>20217402
    2/10 I actually checked to see which board I was on.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)15:16:59 No.2021823
    >>2021813 here
    sorry meant
    >>2021740
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)15:19:24 No.2021849
    >>2021813
    Oh, fuck! This IS r9k! Fucking yotsuba blue theme keeps fucking with me. Sorry, i truly thought this was /v/.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)15:21:04 No.2021868
    These Muslims are learning Western customs.

    Well far eastern really but still better than sand nigger.

    It's a good thing
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)15:21:43 No.2021875
    >>2021767
    Fuck, that's really hot now that I imagine it. Chicks walking around in burkas while underneath it's just lacy push-up bras and garter belts?

    *goes to look for Muslim porn*
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)15:24:36 No.2021905
    teenage girls in general love yaoi. i'm a little surprised that muslim girls share in this love, but not very.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)15:32:50 No.2021986
    God dammit, I fucking love Muslim girls so much. One in a crowd smiled at me yesterday on my way to class. I melted on the inside.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)17:37:35 No.2023025
    When a Muslim girl in a headscarf smiles, I feel that all is right with the world.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)17:44:06 No.2023079
    That is why we put our women in burkas. It's fukken hot.
    You are now all honorary Muslims.
    ALLAH AKBAR
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)17:48:15 No.2023110
    >>2023079

    ALLAH AKBAR JIHAD

    OH HEY WHAT'S THAT VAN DOING OUTSIDE?
    >> Kitty Tang ♥ !u.YLYggack 11/04/08(Tue)17:54:55 No.2023159
    Is it the BPL? Do you have long hair?
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)17:55:29 No.2023164
    I'm pretty surprised, I've encountered quite a few homophobic Muslims
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)18:01:46 No.2023222
    >>2021123
    When I go to the library the only kids reading managas and lloking at anime are black kids with baggy hip-hop clothing. Blows my mind every time.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)18:02:38 No.2023228
    A cute muslim girl in headdress asked me for directions today. She was so straightforward and happy-looking.

    I fell in love.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)18:04:33 No.2023242
    GIRLS WITH MUSLIM HEADSCARVES ON ARE SO MUCH FUCKING HOTTER

    JESUS CHRIST IT'S LIKE CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL FETISH + JIHAD
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)18:14:03 No.2023327
    Good to know I'm not the only one on this site with a Muslim girl fetish.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)18:15:53 No.2023348
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    Ash-hadu an la ilaha ill Allah. Wa ash-hadu ana Muhammad ar-rasullallah.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)18:17:06 No.2023353
    LET US ALL CONVERT TO ISLAM, BROTHERS.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)18:20:48 No.2023383
    >>2023327
    Not at all, on 4chan there is plenty of guys who would love to kill women.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)18:26:01 No.2023422
    itt: whitey doesn't realise that muslims(all humans, in fact) are lustuous
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)18:28:22 No.2023445
    >>2021123
    that's because they feel they're more likely to be shooed away if they just stand there reading.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)18:29:00 No.2023450
    in lslam you get 72 virgins after you die.

    win/win
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)18:29:55 No.2023457
    Doesn't specify beautiful virgins does it. Could very well be that you get to paradise and you have 72 Whales to fuck.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)18:31:19 No.2023463
    >>2023159

    OP here. Nope. I'm in the West Region, in the RI district. Good luck finding me.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)18:34:39 No.2023479
    DSW fag here (shoe store).

    Um, nothing much, except that people can be pathetically lazy and inconsiderate. I'll find boxes of shoes just laying out in the aisle, shoes and wrapping strewn everywhere, sometimes multiple boxes mixed together.

    I can understand the people who leave the boxes (somewhat repacked and closed) on the bench, or give it to an employee. Sure, you don't remember where you got it. Its the people that leave the boxes a huge mess or put boxes back in the nearest stack of shoes that are just sad.

    Then again, the employees usually find the nearest shoe that is the same brand and stick the box in with those. We don't care.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)18:35:05 No.2023483
    >>2023457
    The houri have variously been described as being "chaste females"[8], "restraining their glances"[8][9], "modest gaze"[4], "wide and beautiful/lovely eyes"[8][10][11][3], "untouched / with hymen unbroken by sexual intercourse"[9][12], "like pearls"[13], "virgins"[14], "voluptuous/full-breasted"[15][5], "with large, round breasts which are not inclined to hang"[16], "companions of equal age"[15][2], "non-menstruating/urinating/defecating and childfree"[16][17], "60 cubits [27.5 meters] tall"[18][19][17], "7 cubits [3.2 meters] in width"[17], "transparent to the marrow of their bones"[16][20], "eternally young"[21], "hairless except the eye brows and the head"[21], "pure"[20], "beautiful"[20], "white"[22], "splendid"[1] and much more besides.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)18:37:50 No.2023510
    >>2023483
    12 year olds
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)18:41:12 No.2023541
    >>2023510
    Last time I checked, 12 year olds do not have large, round breasts.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)18:41:31 No.2023543
    People are making 6 figures a year removing spy \ware from computers. They know less than your average computer user, but slightly more than the lowest rung. The bottom level has enough people to feed us all.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)18:41:34 No.2023545
    >>2023483
    >non-menstruating/urinating/defecating

    Man, if I can't get me some watersports in heaven I'm just not gonna bother.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/08(Tue)18:42:03 No.2023549
    >60 cubits [27.5 meters] tall"[18][19][17], "7 cubits [3.2 meters] in width"[17], "transparent to the marrow of their bones"[16][20],

    What.


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