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>>1894664
Was she at least a nice lay, moot?

Out of 500 people you picked one female to carry your seed, you must tell us how it went.

I'm sure she was intimidated by your status, no amount of spaghetti could have deterred her.

Tell me, how could you fuck her knowing she had another man's sperm on her face?
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:39:27 No.1894756
>>1894719
yer gunna get b&
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:40:10 No.1894763
>>1894756
>Implying ban evading isn't piss easy.
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:40:36 No.1894770
lemme guess, you're the butthurt fag from the locked sticky above

just shut the fuck up and deal with the circumstances, man
>> moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin 03/26/12(Mon)23:41:15 No.1894774
not every meeting between a man and woman needs be sexual. one day you'll learn this, /r9k/.
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:42:05 No.1894785
>>1894774
no we won't, women nothing but beaches and shores.
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:42:14 No.1894786
>>1894774

moot i have depression

what do
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:42:15 No.1894787
oh god moot is going to delete this shitty board again
please, think things through
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:42:24 No.1894789
>>1894774
>implying OP represents R9k
>implying OP isn't a faggot who wants your cock
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:42:33 No.1894791
I'm just wondering why he said it was boring. I bet the girl had a whale of a time and that must have stung.
if moot said spending time with me was boring I'd cry for days
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:42:34 No.1894792
>>1894774

>implying one day we'll learn
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:42:54 No.1894798
>>1894787
this

delete it, moot.
gimme the schadenfreude.
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:43:03 No.1894802
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>>1894774
>r9k
>learn
>> moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin 03/26/12(Mon)23:43:20 No.1894805
>>1894787
>oh god moot is going to delete this shitty board again
no i'm not.
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:43:26 No.1894806
>>1894798

schadenfreude is for pieces of shit

are you a piece of shit
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:43:50 No.1894810
>>1894805
i love the little border around your posts, its pretty.
>> Afrique !!GnuFFAatPPE 03/26/12(Mon)23:44:15 No.1894814
After seeing moot get importuned with questions about it, i've been bitten with the urge to ask about it?


Moot......................... did you hit it? You don't have to answer, i'm just wondering....
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:44:35 No.1894817
>>1894719

>Tell me, how could you fuck her knowing she had another man's sperm on her face?

wut? Something new get revealed?

>>1894774

No, but if a man finds a woman even remotely attractive it's impossible for them to have a platonic relationship, no?
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:44:47 No.1894821
>>1894806
this is r9k, do you REALLY except good people to post on here?
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:45:07 No.1894824
hey moot we're being invaded by people from reddit

what do
>> moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin 03/26/12(Mon)23:45:16 No.1894825
>>1894814
read the fucking thread
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:45:16 No.1894826
>>1894814
they shared some tea, as is customary in the isles
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:45:42 No.1894833
>>1894774
Dear based moot: How are you doing? Is it nice up there with the elves and the reindeer? Soooo I was wondering... Can I have a new saxophone for Mootmas? I can't afford to get my old one fixed and my life has been feeling empty since I broke it. Well I better be heading.off now, I appreciate everything you do Moot, good night. I love you.
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:45:43 No.1894834
>>1894805
moot, yesterday I tried posting on /hm/ and it said that the board didn't exist...What was up with that?
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:45:45 No.1894835
>>1894817
they just had tea, calm your balls ffs
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:45:59 No.1894836
>>1894805
I still say we didn't deserve it the first time. We're without a doubt the most emotionally weak board on here. You kicked us while we were down!
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:46:13 No.1894841
>>1894825

hey moot will you come back to the UK again?
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:46:22 No.1894846
Aw, Moot. There's nothing interesting happening here anymore. Why not head to a more gentlemanly board?

>>>/k/11193566
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:46:27 No.1894847
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>>1894814

niggaisuserious

seriousblox
>> Anon-King !!AXmkrUz/gzc 03/26/12(Mon)23:46:28 No.1894848
>>1894805
oh thank god, we love it here
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:46:29 No.1894849
>>1894825
Mooty, when is there going to be a /kr/?
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:46:30 No.1894850
Wait so did she DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING because anon found her shit?
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:47:02 No.1894854
of course he didn't rape anyone
of course he didn't do it to get laid
>the backlash from a 'boring' afternoon tea
>imagine what would kick off if they actually had done anything
>he's not that stupid
>please don't stop meeting with 4chan people because of this
>love you man
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:47:03 No.1894855
>>1894774
You know, moot, there's a kid in my dorm who looks EXACTLY like you only more Aryan and incredibly homosexual. And very hipster. But I swear he looks just like you!
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:47:04 No.1894856
fuck this... Going to sleep. When an egomanic moot starts replying to shitposters, it's time for bed. Just b& the faggots or not, igaf
>> moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin 03/26/12(Mon)23:47:13 No.1894857
>>1894850
yes, because people harassed the the living daylights out of her, as they do every other girl on 4chan!

such is life.
>> Afrique !!GnuFFAatPPE 03/26/12(Mon)23:47:25 No.1894859
>>1894825

I know, i know you didn't hit it.


I was.... I was just wondering mang. It'd make for a funny shitstorm all across 4chan, Imagine the headline;

>"MOOT FINALLY LOSES VIRGINITY"
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:47:31 No.1894861
>>1894774
You're a liar, moot.

A big, fat, disgusting two-faced liar.

You've stated numerous of times before that you're no good with the ladies.

Yet they throw themselves at you which is evident by your recent shenanigans.


What kind of woman would go on a date with a well known man whith some power and cash and not fuck him?
>> Tooopy !SHjzCSZsqE 03/26/12(Mon)23:47:33 No.1894862
Moot i'll give you a tf2 hat for mod


It is unusual.
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:47:40 No.1894863
>>1894825
Moot, please do something about the foreveralones. I want the old r9k back. :'(
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:48:07 No.1894871
>>1894857

i didn't. i didn't have anything to do with it! i'm still depressed, though.

what do I do, moot?
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:48:13 No.1894874
>>1894814
Of course he did, he went balls deep and finished on her tits.

I'm kidding moot, please don't ban me, I love you
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:48:14 No.1894875
>>1894857
that feel when no gf moot.
>> moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin 03/26/12(Mon)23:48:16 No.1894876
>>1894854
>please don't stop meeting with 4chan people because of this
i've met some of my best friends from 4chan. it would be a shame to stop meeting people, but i've definitely cooled to it.

maybe we'll just do barcade meets from now on.
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:48:19 No.1894878
>>1894825
hey moot y u avoidin ur niggas? u let your boyz down by failing at boning that bid. i mean ur fucking moot, u could've said "suck my dick i'll make u an admin"
or "i'll life your permaban if shove this crumpet in ur ass"
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:48:43 No.1894884
What's with the fucking drama? Jeesuz christ. Cant we all just go back to discussing weather or not women who've had facials are marriage material again?

Also Chris I love you! <3<3<3<3
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:48:46 No.1894886
>>1894859
Hey now moot has slept with far prettier girls than that British lady.
Trust me.
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:49:01 No.1894888
>>1894863
I think the bigger priority would be getting old /b/ back, since that was 1,000,000,000,000 times better than old /r9k/.

Old /r9k/ only existed for a few months, and only .02% of the old /r9k/ population is still here today.

So I deem you a LIAR.
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:49:07 No.1894889
Moot, I need advice.

How can someone who's socially awkward and doesn't leave the house get a girlfriend?
>> moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin 03/26/12(Mon)23:49:13 No.1894891
>>1894863
me too but i think that time is long gone.
>> Afrique !!GnuFFAatPPE 03/26/12(Mon)23:49:23 No.1894892
>yes, because people harassed the the living daylights out of her, as they do every other girl on 4chan!

Oh fuck. Did Anon really do this?
>> Anon-King !!AXmkrUz/gzc 03/26/12(Mon)23:49:30 No.1894894
what flavor was the tea moot?
>> moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin 03/26/12(Mon)23:49:40 No.1894896
>>1894886
change "girls" to "men" ;)
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:49:40 No.1894897
>>1894876

moot i am depressed, and you are successful

should i make my own site to be less depressed?
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:49:53 No.1894899
>>1894891

can you come to scotland next time?
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:50:09 No.1894901
>>1894876
Come on though, meeting a single girl? That is literally what I thought the purpose of the post was when i saw it, "moot wants to get laid in on vacation." I predicted this outcome. I feel like a psychic.
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:50:10 No.1894902
>the tl;dr of this entire mess is bitter, ban evading tripfags are mad i didn't meet them, and instead had a completely boring and platonic afternoon tea with a girl they don't find attractive. said tripfags proceed to make up a fantasy tale and spam it across the site. end of story.
>end of story
Come on, at least be fun about it. You could have at least said end of line
I guess we can't expect you to frequent your own site, can we? ;_;
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:50:24 No.1894904
>>1894896
I KNEW IT. I ALWAYS KNEW IT. THOSE PICTURES WEREN'T PHOTOSHOPPED, WHERE THEY!
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:50:25 No.1894905
moot, how do you feel about the fact that every board is infested with underageb&?
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:50:26 No.1894906
>>1894889

Look into web design. Maybe image boards.
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:50:32 No.1894907
>>1894896
moot, you should know that the robots are far too stubborn/stupid to actually argue with, especially when its anything dealing with women.

>also, when you coming to Texas?
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:50:32 No.1894908
>>1894896

moot confirmed for everything 4chan has ever called him.
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:50:35 No.1894909
Did I miss something? Fuck it. I could care less than one prickly fuck about rumor propagating halfwits.

The internet is lying to you all.
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:50:36 No.1894911
>>1894891
May I suggest leaving /r9/ as it is (a foreveralone board made for underage whining) and make a new board for stuff you cannot post anywhere else?

Just put it up as a test, no need to keep it. (Keep the filter though, the filter is good.)
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:51:08 No.1894919
>>1894857

Holy shit, moot just responded to my question. I officially have had contact with someone famous.

Anyway mootykins, does she resent you now for causing hundreds of basement dwellers to start stalking her?

Was it the britfag anons who claim to have slept with her that leaked her shit?
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:51:22 No.1894921
>>1894891
I guess I won't be getting a new saxophone for Mootmas, it is okay I understand. I haven't been as good as I should have this year, I'm sorry I disappointed you Moot... I'll leave now.
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:51:24 No.1894922
>>1894861
>>>1894774
Just an idea, maybe moot isn't a complete cunt bag, douche face, cum guzzling faggot, and actually enjoys the company of other human beings.
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:51:27 No.1894923
moot seems like a decent fellow and all, but you people caring this much about his personal life seems rather weird and creepy to me.

So what if they did or didn't have sex, or did or didn't dance around naked to indian war music wearing face paint and ritually sacrificing poodles? In the end it doesn't matter
>> Tooopy !SHjzCSZsqE 03/26/12(Mon)23:51:34 No.1894924
Selling unusual milkman 4 buds or janiter position
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:51:56 No.1894929
>Be from /g/
>Click on /r9k/ for some damn reason
>See the stickies
>/r9/gays and /b/ transplant shitting all over moot

The fuck? Damn moot your patience is high, sad to hear about you cooling down to meetups, your on my bucket list of people to meet (I fucked up with Dennis Ritchie, feelbatman.bat).
>> OP 03/26/12(Mon)23:51:58 No.1894930
>>1894891
Moot, its a shame that Anon harrassed your female companion
Maybe I could be your girlfriend for tonight..
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:51:58 No.1894931
>>1894891
moot, why does 4chan run on hate? why cant people just be happy for one another?

also, what do you think of homelessness?

just curious...
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:51:59 No.1894932
>>1894876
Oh jesus moot
Why do you bear all this? Is it to protect your reputation or because you want to drown by constant questioning and "HURR HURR DIDJA TAP DAT"?
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:52:02 No.1894933
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>>1894896
Moot is this you?
>> moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin 03/26/12(Mon)23:52:05 No.1894934
>>1894922
>Just an idea, maybe moot isn't a complete cunt bag, douche face, cum guzzling faggot, and actually enjoys the company of other human beings.
SAY IT AINT SO ANON
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:52:25 No.1894937
>>1894919
>not getting used like a human sock by bill murray
>2012
shiggity diggity
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:52:37 No.1894938
Wait so what is this facial thing about? Can someone clue me in?
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:52:38 No.1894939
>>1894923
>dance around naked to indian war music wearing face paint and ritually sacrificing poodles?

why, boner?
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:52:39 No.1894940
>>1894934

IT AINT SO ANON
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:52:42 No.1894941
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99chan is better

[spoliers] lol fuk u bish [/spoilers]
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:52:43 No.1894942
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>>1894904
>>1894908

As if this wasn't known for years...
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:52:48 No.1894944
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>>1894896

men make better women than women themselves
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:52:51 No.1894945
>>1894934
moot, why don't you ever respond to my emails?
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:53:02 No.1894948
>>1894931
I blame the blacks.
>> NIGGA, CHECK DIS POST OUT MOOT Afrique !!GnuFFAatPPE 03/26/12(Mon)23:53:04 No.1894950
MOOT BEFORE YOU LEAVE, ONE LAST QUESTION!

The /r9k image filter.... does it look at the image's MD5, SHA1, or EXIF against a list of already posted images.. or how does yours work?
>> moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin 03/26/12(Mon)23:53:07 No.1894951
>>1894932
what reputation? any thread i post in devolves into people calling me a faggot or airing other inane grievances. i think i gave up on that a long time ago.

but i really should write a news post soon. it's been far too long.
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:53:10 No.1894952
>>1894933
of course it's him you fucking idiot
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:53:18 No.1894953
I get where you're coming from, moot. I don't understand why people are getting so fucking sweaty about this.
Unless it's their girlfriend and they think you tried to fuck her, in which case, I guess I get the bitching. But that's not very likely.
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:53:45 No.1894960
>>1894933
mooty aint that chubby
also
are we getting a history, sfwgif, sfwgay, etc board at any point?
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:53:59 No.1894963
Everyone just needs to shut the fuck up about this. Moot says nothing happened so just fucking deal with it faggots.
On a side note, Moot:
>also, when you coming to Texas?
I-it's not like I want to meet you or anything! :3
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:54:01 No.1894964
>>1894951

i don't think you're a faggot.
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:54:34 No.1894969
>>1894951
You should include me in that news post :) somehow. Just be creative. Make it a limerick or a haiju.
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:54:36 No.1894970
CHANGE THE FUCKING CAPTCHA IMAGE FORMAT ITS ALL HARD TO READ AND SHIT AND I ALWAYS MISTYPE IT
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>>1894934
[Obligatory it is not so post in an attempt to suck up to moot]

What kind of tea did you have anyways?
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:54:38 No.1894972
>>1894951

Every thread dissolutes when a tripfag posts.
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:54:49 No.1894975
Moot, was this girl a hit and run? or will you keep in touch?
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:54:53 No.1894976
>>1894951

i am assuming you have come onto /r9k/ over my email I sent to you about 30 minutes ago signed with 'Adam~'

thank you for sorting out these FAGGOTS
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:54:54 No.1894977
>>1894951
moot is a real cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything.
>> OP 03/26/12(Mon)23:54:56 No.1894978
>>1894933
No, moots cock is way bigger, thats how hes able to pick all of those men
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:55:01 No.1894979
i am so fucking depressed

fucking moot, you're no help in your fancy car with your cut-glass windows and your drivers' side teapot

my head is bumpin' :(
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:55:07 No.1894980
>>1894951
But you aren't a faggot,
as the creator of r9k, you should realise that 90% of the posters are wizard status faggots
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:55:10 No.1894981
I think the moral of this story is that moot has a humongous forehead and he rapes British women.
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:55:18 No.1894984
Can I buy you a new keyboard? It's always bothered me how yours seems to not have a shift or caps lock key.
>> moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin 03/26/12(Mon)23:55:20 No.1894985
>>1894976
i was already here, but thanks for the e-mail.
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:55:33 No.1894986
>>1894951
Exactly. So why do you keep doing it?
>> Afrique !!GnuFFAatPPE 03/26/12(Mon)23:55:49 No.1894989
>>1894972
>dissolutes

dissolute isn't a verb son.
>> moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin 03/26/12(Mon)23:55:53 No.1894990
>>1894980
>wizard status faggots
i am laughing way too hard at this
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:56:09 No.1894992
Hey Moot, how often do you lurk /r9k/?

What are the boards you most commonly frequent?
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:56:29 No.1894996
>>1894942
I think i am in love....
>iloveyoudontbloxmeblox
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:56:30 No.1894997
>>1894990
moot, its true and really, really sad.
>> NaN 03/26/12(Mon)23:56:31 No.1894998
>>1894951
PLEASE do this. I waited for three years before i realised i was never going to see a news post with actual content instead of birthday drawings. I enjoyed your rantings about what was going on behind the scenes, and i'm sure i wasnt the only one.

Surely you've got more time on your hands now things have started to settle down a bit, financially etc..
>> Tooopy !SHjzCSZsqE 03/26/12(Mon)23:56:33 No.1894999
Come back to seattle so i can give you another blowjob, faggot.
>> Scours Doyle !f5pAtRIOts 03/26/12(Mon)23:56:55 No.1895002
>censorship

You people are fucking idiots. If you were invited to Donald Trump's house and started swearing at him, lying about him and insulting him nobody would think twice if he had you removed. Would you complain about how Trump was violating your freedom?

Same situation.
>> new boards?? Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:56:58 No.1895003
so uhh...
are we getting new boards soon or what?
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:57:25 No.1895006
guise what's the sperm on face shit about?
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:57:30 No.1895008
>>1894951
I went back and read ALL the news posts recently. they were nice. do do more.
>>1894876
what's a barcade meet?
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:57:33 No.1895010
>>1894992
/po/ duhhh
hes a complete faggot
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:57:41 No.1895014
>>1894985

no problem.

oh well.. the peace that is currently on /r9k/ at the moment will only last for 25 minutes or so.

tomorrow: new day, same old bullshit /r9k/ HUEEEEE FOREVERALONE FRIENDZONED MISOGONY MOOT SUCKS etc
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:57:48 No.1895015
>>1894951
I like you moot, FWIW. :-)
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:57:48 No.1895016
hey there moot.

so from I'm reading, I'm assuming you'd be more than willing to go back to london, no?

If not, then why not?
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:57:52 No.1895017
>>1894992

moot generates 99% of traffic to 4chan.

I can claim this because he never posted those site statistics he mentioned he would post months ago.
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:57:53 No.1895018
Hey mootdusky, hope you had fun on your london trip :3

back in the states now?
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:58:07 No.1895022
Don't know why everyone is bitching.

There are plenty of peopel who praise him for what he has done and that he hasn't sold out.

There are also people who do not give a shit and disagree with his viewpoint on how he runs things.

You can't have it all good, especially on such a site.


But one more pestering question, mootykins:
How do you feel about the 4chan of today? Has it gone in the direction you wantd?
>> Afrique !!GnuFFAatPPE 03/26/12(Mon)23:58:08 No.1895023
>>1894980
>implying that i am not a level 70 Arch Mage

Across the celestial heavens, down to the deepest pits of depravity i have been able to overcome that deadly attraction that every succubus is capable of generating
>> OP 03/26/12(Mon)23:58:27 No.1895024
moot will you ever go back to mexico?
>> moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin 03/26/12(Mon)23:58:40 No.1895027
>>1894998
my life is busier than ever. what do you mean financially? i still have shit for cash.

i've been slowly drafting a news post over the past few weeks/months. i'll try to finish it soon. lord knows there is a lot to say.
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:58:55 No.1895032
>>1894774
Did you at least enjoy your day with her?
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:59:32 No.1895040
>>1895022
Yeah, but... he baleeted us once. :( Remember that? I had no idea what to do, and I kept getting warned for mentioning /r9k/ in other boards. It was a nightmare.
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:59:46 No.1895042
>"MOOT FINALLY LOSES VIRGINITY"


that would be an amazing title for /v/
they would lose their shit
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:59:48 No.1895043
>>1895027
moot, you should add anti-beta/misogyny word filters to this board.
>should help curb their shit.
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:59:53 No.1895044
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moot is trying to rub it in our faces that he met a girl
>> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:59:55 No.1895045
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Hey moot, what's the real reason you abolished /r9k/ and /new/ in the first place?

And why did it take so fucking long to get a gay board?
>> Scours Doyle !f5pAtRIOts 03/27/12(Tue)00:00:05 No.1895047
>>1894951
It's kind of a tragic situation.

The community has grown too ridiculously massive for moot to interface with it efficiently. Just know that we all love you buddy
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:00:23 No.1895051
>>1895027

> i've been slowly drafting a news post over the past few weeks/months. i'll try to finish it soon. lord knows there is a lot to say.
> lord knows there is a lot to say.
> lord

moot confirmed for Christian!

> RELIGION: 9001
> ATHEISTS: 0
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:00:28 No.1895052
How come you said it was boring? I feel sorry for her
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:00:36 No.1895054
>>1895027
Is there any way we can donate money to you? I belong to a church full of old ladies so we can funnel a whole lot of SS checks into your account ASAP if you want.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:00:45 No.1895058
>>1895027
Why didn't you meet a neckbeard, hipster, or 16 year old. They all come in women form btw.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:00:49 No.1895059
>>1894857
Maybe you should just delete 4chan and end us entirely.
>> Afrique !!GnuFFAatPPE 03/27/12(Tue)00:00:50 No.1895060
>>1895027

Canv.as bandwidth costs assraping your wallet?

>>1895024

That post just took me back to '05. Fuck i have been on this site since 2005, i don't even know what to feel now
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:01:35 No.1895068
>>1895027
You should modify your server to slowly start sending the HTTP requests over to /b/. Make it so that within a month, /r9k/ is completely gone, and all /r9k/ traffic is redirected to /b/
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:01:39 No.1895069
>>1895027
>>1894990
>>1894985
>>1894951
>>1894934
>>1894896
>>1894891
>>1894876
>>1894857
>>1894825
>>1894805
>>1894805
im responding to mootykins :3
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:01:46 No.1895071
What was it like to talk to a girl?

Did you smell her hair? ;_;
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:01:50 No.1895072
You should make a board entirely for movies ad movie recommendations.

I hate going to /tv/ to get advice for movies to watch, that place is a bit creepy..
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:02:02 No.1895073
>>1895060
Pride, anon. You should feel pride.
>> NaN 03/27/12(Tue)00:02:11 No.1895074
>>1895027
I meant that you're at least breaking even now, instead of MOAR CREDIT CARD BILLS right? And is Canv.as still going well?

We need to know these things!
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:02:13 No.1895075
Why did you never accept my friend request on Facebook moot?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:02:16 No.1895078
Moot when will you add a /norm/al's board? /soc/ isn't enough to contain them all.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:02:55 No.1895086
>>1894976
this post caused me to laugh a lot.
>> Afrique !!GnuFFAatPPE 03/27/12(Tue)00:02:57 No.1895087
>>1895042

I know, right?

>"ADMIN OF NOTORIOUS SITE 4CHAN FINALLY COMES INTO FULL SKIN CONTACT WITH AN ACTUAL WOMAN IN BED. DESCRIBES EXPERIENCE AS LIFE CHANGING AND REINVIGORATING";
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:03:02 No.1895088
>>1895051
Fuck.

mootbloxaneventhoughhe'ssomewhereinthisthreadicansmellhimandthisshitisridiculous
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:03:19 No.1895092
>>1895078
That's what /r9k/ is for.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:04:06 No.1895096
>>1895074

> And is Canv.as still going well?

I hope it is. I've worked real hard to find my own special place there, and it'd be a shame if moot's harder work wasn't being rewarded.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:04:41 No.1895103
/thread, moot left guiz
>> moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin 03/27/12(Tue)00:05:07 No.1895108
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>>1895017
except i totally did. attached is trailing 30 day from google analytics.

>>1895022
>There are plenty of peopel who praise him for what he has done and that he hasn't sold out.
i still don't understand the cries of "sold out." 4chan makes shit for cash and always has, because i hate ads, am stubborn about running new ones, and refuse to take donations. i've always said i wanted the site to be free for users. 4chan has been losing money for months since i took all of the NWS ads down.

>How do you feel about the 4chan of today? Has it gone in the direction you wantd?
4chan is incredible. i wouldn't trade anything about the last 8 years for the world.

>>1895045
>Hey moot, what's the real reason you abolished /r9k/ and /new/ in the first place?
because i was a frustrated idiot. i said i made a mistake and apologized for it, and meant it.

>>1895047
>The community has grown too ridiculously massive for moot to interface with it efficiently.
truth. i really do love meeting people from the site, which is what has motivated me to arrange meetups and meet people 1on1 in the past. again, i've made some of my best friends through 4chan.

>>1895052
>How come you said it was boring? I feel sorry for her
the conversation was great, i meant boring in the sense that we just sat around and chatted over tea. 4chan wasn't mentioned a single time for hours (which is GLORIOUS).

>>1895060
>Canv.as bandwidth costs assraping your wallet?
canv.as is a COMPLETELY separate website/project/company. the finances, servers, and everything else about it do not touch each other at all. the only thing they have in common is the fact that i work on both.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:05:33 No.1895109
>>1895092

shove it, you Frank Herbert escapee
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:06:32 No.1895115
Hey moot.

How was the ass?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:06:43 No.1895116
moot, why the hell did't you tap that?
I mean shit, her tumblr url is fucking acidhitlerxxooxox, she couldn't have been that interesting.
Are you really such a faggot that, out of 500 people, you pick the dumbest slut of the bunch and dont even show her a good time?
Did you spend the entire lunch looking at your shoes and analizing every single word of the conversation for fear of comming onto her?
Also, you look fucking ranciid, work out once in a while and get off drugs you piece of shit.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:07:46 No.1895124
>>1895108
>4chan is incredible. i wouldn't trade anything about the last 8 years for the world.

Do you think it's still as incredible, or is its quality slowly deteriorating? I mean, look at /b/. Just... look at it.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:07:56 No.1895126
>>1895108
>4chan wasn't mentioned a single time for hours (which is GLORIOUS)

that kind of hurts

you aren't going to try to get rid of hardcore otaku are you?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:08:00 No.1895132
>>1895108
Do you wish /r9k/ had less forever alone threads, or wish /r9k/ were different than what it is now?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:08:08 No.1895134
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This is just another reminder that you need to cut your hair

Love, mom
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:08:22 No.1895138
please op, moot only dates classy bitches after seducing them at mcdonalds
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:08:36 No.1895141
>>1895124
The only purpose of /b/ is to quarantine those faggots
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:08:43 No.1895144
What are your thoughts on reddit?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:08:52 No.1895145
>>1895124

/b/ was never good. It's just another kind of shitty now.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:09:07 No.1895148
>>1895134
HAHA Moot has Blanche Devereaux hair!
>> Olorin !!QSvwrQMMkoH 03/27/12(Tue)00:09:15 No.1895151
>>1895108
>I made a mistake and apologized for it, and meant it.
I'm starting to think that maybe it wasn't such a mistake
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:09:17 No.1895152
>that feel when moot browses /r9k/
>that feel when moot must be as messed up as all of us

moot, you must tell us your story. What messed you up so badly to create 4chan and end up here with us?

please respond
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:09:32 No.1895155
>>1895144

moot owns reddit. We've known this since 1995.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:09:41 No.1895156
Moot, you are the most beautiful being to bless this earth. Don't ever change you gorgeous, masterpiece of a human.
<3
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:09:50 No.1895157
>>1895151
Just leave.

Don't even say that.

Just... leave.
>> Afrique !!GnuFFAatPPE 03/27/12(Tue)00:09:55 No.1895158
>>1895116
>moot spilling spaghetti all over the place with the woman

Why the fuck is that image making me laugh so hard?

>Moot: H-H-H-H-Hi t-there
>Her(in brit accent): Oh hello, pooply-doo and poppycocks, isn't the day lovely?
>Moot: Yy-y-yes. H-h-how about you b-back that as up to me
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:09:59 No.1895161
>>1895108
Moot, why are the captcha's getting weirder and weirder, what with them now having actual pictures of numbers inside of them?
Better yet, why do we still have them? We still get spam. Credit due, I only see it on /b/ most of the time
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:11:06 No.1895169
Moot you should add me on skype.
I think we would become really good friends.
I don't have a vagina though. sorry.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:11:26 No.1895172
>>1895158
Except with moot it works, he seduces those bitches like a snake
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:11:41 No.1895176
>>1895158
My sides!

>mysidesbloxfd
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:11:57 No.1895180
moot here's an idea to talk with users more:

make a thread once a month on some general board (/r9k/, /b/, etc.) and float it. Then begin the lottery... the user that gets whatever post that is the lottery number gets to have a private chat with you. This way, you aren't swarmed by newfags, and everyone has an equal chance to get to talk to you.

just don't make the number ridiculously far away unless you want 4 hours of spam
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:12:02 No.1895184
>>1895158

> spaghetti
> not chicken mootle soup
>> Alien 03/27/12(Tue)00:12:07 No.1895185
Let me mod /x/?
If you are still there, Newt Gingrich.
>> Afrique !!GnuFFAatPPE 03/27/12(Tue)00:12:10 No.1895186
>>1895108
>640,000,000 PAGEVIEWS

I hope that moot knows that that's a good $1280000 per month
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:12:28 No.1895189
Moot, can you see people's IP addresses on their posts? Just wondering if you have the ability to spot samefags.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:12:33 No.1895190
i am underage xD
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:12:51 No.1895195
>>1895172
>like a snake
>seduces women
What the hell kind of porn have you been watching?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:13:06 No.1895198
>>1895190
Ban him. Right now. Just to make a statement.
>> moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin 03/27/12(Tue)00:13:11 No.1895200
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>>1895116
why i'm even responding to this shitpost i don't even know.

>moot, why the hell did't you tap that?
because man+woman doesn't = sex

>Are you really such a faggot that, out of 500 people, you pick the dumbest slut of the bunch and dont even show her a good time?
we had a traditional afternoon tea -- i think that was a good time.

>Did you spend the entire lunch looking at your shoes and analizing every single word of the conversation for fear of comming onto her?
nope, not an aspie!

>Also, you look fucking ranciid, work out once in a while and get off drugs you piece of shit.
2012, believing a shopped pic, etc. i started working out last week and have never done a drug in my life. pic related, it's an actual unshopped photo from exactly one week ago.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:13:57 No.1895208
ok ok ok whatever. what kind of tea did you have? thats the real question
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:14:01 No.1895210
>>1895108
I'm sure this has been asked many times Mootles, but what do you honestly think of your creation?
Is it what you expected it to be or what?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:14:02 No.1895211
>>1895200

That image should be a bannable offence.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:14:02 No.1895212
>>1895200
You almost look like Beck.

You can take that however you want.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:14:10 No.1895214
>>1895189
Of course he does

Moot, you should come to Seattle or Vancouver so I can love you long time
>> Olorin !!QSvwrQMMkoH 03/27/12(Tue)00:14:24 No.1895216
>>1895200
>nope, not an aspie!
AT LAST MOOT, AT LAST YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THESE FAGGOTS HATE YOU!!!
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:14:30 No.1895217
>>1895200
Moot you are fucking beautiful. Don't be jealous of the haterzzz, you go girl!
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:14:54 No.1895220
>>1895200
moot you look pretty badass, we should put you in the avengers movie
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:15:02 No.1895222
>>1895200
moot I can not for the life of me figure out why you're even bothering to respond to these faggots

keep doing what you do bro
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:15:04 No.1895223
>>1895200
>because man+woman doesn't = sex

You do realize you are on /r9k/, right? They assume that "liking" a girl is the same as like marrying her.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:15:11 No.1895225
>>1895169
If you think you must be famale to get his attention I don't think you would make a very good or interesting friend to him.

Though, he is kind of stuck up. Guess it's the burden of playing such an important role in the internet's history.

..On a related note, just think about it, generations from now kids will be learning about the internet, memes.. 4chan, reddit, FB.. and we'll be able to say 'I was there'.

Or maybe the history will be botched up... or simply no one will give a shit.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:15:13 No.1895226
>>1895200
Your eyes are like delicious almonds nestled in an awkward terrifying monkey skull
>> skrillz 03/27/12(Tue)00:15:24 No.1895228
>>1895200
honestly moot, you have an amazing jawline. if you worked out and got /fit/ and shortened up the hair, girls would be slobbering all over your cock all day.

but you probably dont even want that.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:15:33 No.1895230
If only we could harness the autism of this website for the good of humanity.

Also, why do you refuse to take donations?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:15:36 No.1895231
>>1895200
Moot do you realize you're an underdeveloped subhuman because your mandible didn't fully fuse?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:15:43 No.1895233
>>1895200

You handsome motherfucker.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:15:47 No.1895235
favourite tv show, moot?
>> moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin 03/27/12(Tue)00:15:48 No.1895236
>>1895161
no idea, ask google. and http://www.4chan.org/faq#whycaptcha

>>1895180
>moot here's an idea to talk with users more:
i'm going to do something to address this soon. i'd talked about doing PMQ's back in 2008, see http://www.4chan.org/news?all#99

>>1895189
not on the board pages, but i can look them up easily

>>1895211
i know, i hate looking at elephant man too

>>1895223
i know man, i know.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:15:53 No.1895238
moot, what do you think of the people who swarm these threads? Pathetic fans worshiping you or potential bros? Obviously most of the people in this thread could never see themselves as your equal we are on /r9k/ after all.

How does this make you feel?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:16:27 No.1895243
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>>1895200

>handsome moot

>this pic
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:16:41 No.1895245
moot i've had a crush on you forever and once i had a dream where we made out.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:17:02 No.1895247
>>1895236
you finally responded to me...

>seriously bro, Texas, me, you, lulzy ass shit to be done at UT.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:17:05 No.1895249
Why take photos if you knew they were going to be leaked in the first place.

Also same thing with your secret financier guy. Yes, the guy with the hat who's fingering a little girl's dress.
>> moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin 03/27/12(Tue)00:17:06 No.1895250
>>1895225
>Though, he is kind of stuck up.
have you ever actually spoken to me?

>>1895228
i am probably getting a haircut soon, and am going to the gym to lift with a /fit/bro tomorrow. trufax.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:17:25 No.1895253
>>1895200
for what it's worth, even without the 4chan status super-rich stud who get bitches all. the. time.
I think you're really handsome.
gurrrrrrl don't be believing them haterz, you fabulous.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:17:29 No.1895254
So why did you choose to meet with a chick instead of all the one of the 400+ guys that emailed you? Did you think some of them were dangerous or did you went for the girl just because she is a girl?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:17:39 No.1895257
>>1895236

Moot, will there ever be a 4chan pannel at cons again?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:18:12 No.1895264
Moot, why are you such an angry guy? Do you need someone to hold? I'll hold you baby.

also, why haven't you made /feel/ yet?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:18:15 No.1895265
but seriously moot why didn't you hit dat british fanny?
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>>1895200
SHOOP!!

there's no way moot can be that pretty...is there?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:18:24 No.1895268
These kiss ass posts are getting pretty sad. I love moot, but good god.. I'm out
>> moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin 03/27/12(Tue)00:18:25 No.1895269
>>1895249
i let her take a single photo of us, and myself took three photos of the tea/cake. i didn't post them anywhere, unfortunately she posted them to her facebook and one of her 4channer friends posted them here, and a shitstorm ensued.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:18:32 No.1895271
Moot, just wondering, what board do you frequent the most? Also, do you actually do a lot of lurking like every day, or just a couple of times a week?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:18:47 No.1895273
>>1895245
He looks a lot like this kid Joe who was in my Catholic elementary school class in 2nd grade. He used to play this thing called the "kissing game" where he'd try to kiss you and you had to run from him.

Woah.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:19:02 No.1895274
>>1895257

I bet not. He's outgrown us :(

Feels Badtz, Maru.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:19:11 No.1895275
moot, if you spend all day browsing the boards, reading emails, etc. which there's nothing wrong with browsing 4chan all day of course, then how do you make money? Do you have any job at all? How do you sustain yourself?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:19:24 No.1895282
Hey moot, do you post anonymously on boards? And which board do you go on the most? Don't say it's /po/ because I know that's a lie.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:19:25 No.1895283
moot, who's the best girl from Katawa Shoujo?
It's Lilly, isn't it?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:19:32 No.1895284
>>1895247
Fuck you bro. I want to hang out with him at UH. Find your own Moot!
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:20:01 No.1895290
My girlfriend heard rumours you are seeing someone and wants them validated. So, are you?
Inb4 no girls on the internet, gtfo normalfag, etc.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:20:04 No.1895292
>>1895108
hey so moot. I posted in your cosy thread about being all comfy but then forgetting to turn off the light. you told me to get a clapper, so I did. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:20:08 No.1895293
Hey moot, do you like Breaking Bad?
>> NaN 03/27/12(Tue)00:20:16 No.1895297
>>1895180
>>1895236
Personally I'd say a 'post lottery' is a TERRIBLE idea. I think it's one of the reasons why /b/ is so devoid of content these days. Posting became more about the number of the post than the content within it. It used to only happen around the big GETs, but now it's at least one out of every 10 posts.

Roll-threads should be threadb&!
>> moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin 03/27/12(Tue)00:20:18 No.1895298
>>1895275
i have a job. i don't spent all day browsing the boards, but at least a few every day. i do check my email constantly, but don't reply very often.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:20:28 No.1895302
Hey Moot, whats your Tinker build?

Have you tried blink dagger+force staff+hex?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:20:37 No.1895303
>>1895284
>UH
>Implying its a real school
>>1895298
moot, do the right thing, come chill with me at UT Austin.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:20:44 No.1895304
>>1895200

Bitch your fabulous
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:21:01 No.1895310
>>1895298
what's your job bro
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:21:11 No.1895313
>>1895298
Can I email you about whatever I feel like?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:21:20 No.1895315
>>1895310
second this
>interested to know
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:21:28 No.1895316
>>1895200

Moot you're so fucking hot.

I'm not even saying it because you're some sort of internet celebrity who hosts my sekrit clubz.

You're actually just very attractive.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:21:36 No.1895317
>>1895298
Do you work in some type of customer service? Do people come up to you all the time saying "omg dats moot!!1!! trollface.bat"?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:21:47 No.1895319
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Moot, do you ever get tired of people freaking out over seeing your posts, or frequently asking you questions (take this thread for example)?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:21:49 No.1895320
>>1895298
is it a average joe job or some sort of superior to all office in the tip of a skyscraper type job since you're FUCKING MOOT
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:22:02 No.1895325
>>1895313
moot@4chan.org
email him your gay fantasies involving him, he'll love it
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:22:11 No.1895328
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Hey moot.

How many dicks have you sucked?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:22:17 No.1895329
>>1895298
> i do check my email constantly, but don't reply very often.

yeah, i know
>never gotten a reply from moot
>> moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin 03/27/12(Tue)00:22:18 No.1895330
>>1895290
>My girlfriend heard rumours you are seeing someone and wants them validated. So, are you?
believing rumors on the internet, etc

>>1895292
>hey so moot. I posted in your cosy thread about being all comfy but then forgetting to turn off the light. you told me to get a clapper, so I did. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
hahahaha, did you really? pics

>>1895302
>Hey Moot, whats your Tinker build?
utter shit. not playing again until techies come out.

>>1895310
>what's your job bro
working on canv.as

>>1895313
>Can I email you about whatever I feel like?
sure, just know that i rarely reply and don't be offended if i don't
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:22:38 No.1895334
Moot, how do you honestly feel about middle schoolers and even elementary school kids browsing the site? Because you know it to be true. Do you think it adds or takes away from the overall experience?

Because I sure as hell think it does. However, 4chan's popularity has been rising exponentially since ever, so maybe you do like it.
>> MOOT PLEASE Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:22:41 No.1895335
MOOT, PLEASE TELL ME YOU HATE JLH AS MUCH AS EVERYONE ELSE DOES

PLEASE

..PLEASE RESPOND
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:23:48 No.1895340
>Though, he is kind of stuck up.
>>have you ever actually spoken to me?

Apart from the odd reply to my post every now and then? No.

But can you honestly say to us that you don't think less of humanity or the people who post here after all of these years?

We know you like to observe people and analyze their behaviours, and on top of that you're the creator of this glorious site that will be remembered in history.

No being wouldn't be stuck up.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:23:51 No.1895341
>>1895335
this is the epitome of why /r9k/ is terribad
>omg a gurl, they're icky an mean
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:24:02 No.1895344
>>1895335

GET OUT.
ragebloxinamootthread
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:24:05 No.1895347
>>1895298
moot what the fuck are you doing in my fucking board. Fuck, you killed r9k, I remember when it died, and you're on my shitlist for doing it.

Put this shit on /soc/ or /b/ or whatever, don't put it on r9k, especially when u fuking killed it for like 6 months or whatever. That's like killing someone, then they somehow come back to life and then asking them if they want to hang out again for shits and giggles.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:24:05 No.1895348
>>1895303
>in top 150 undergrad schools
>hurrr durrr not real school
Fuck you and your shitty hipsterland school you piece of shit.
>> dudebro !!KtZB0EttS4w 03/27/12(Tue)00:24:06 No.1895349
Postin in a moot thread

Dude did you hit up fabric while you were in London? If not you missed out man
>> Afrique !!GnuFFAatPPE 03/27/12(Tue)00:24:09 No.1895350
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>>1895275
>moot
>job
>money
>job
>money
>moot
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:24:14 No.1895351
Where in New York did you grow up?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:24:15 No.1895352
>>1895269
one day you'll find a bitch that can into persec

one day
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:24:17 No.1895353
moot where do you live

I-i-i-i m-mean l-l-like I j-just want t-t-to know if you're c-c-close to me a-a-and c-c-could ever m-m-meet m-m-m-me.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:24:28 No.1895354
Why did you delete /yg/? The memories from that place...
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:24:32 No.1895357
>>1895341

I doubt anyone still believe JLH is a girl...
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:24:39 No.1895359
>>1895330
Moot, do you have a steam account? I don't even want your ID, I just want to know.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:24:39 No.1895360
Moot, why do you ignore the text boards? Why aren't they on the main page by default?

Also why don't you take donations?
>> moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin 03/27/12(Tue)00:24:45 No.1895361
>>1895340
>But can you honestly say to us that you don't think less of humanity or the people who post here after all of these years?
i am one of those people. and have been for 8.5 years.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:24:55 No.1895363
Moot, don't ever let this place go.

I mean it, Moot. This place is amazing. It's everything in one spot - relationship advice, health and fitness, hobbies and interests, hell even just a friend to cry with.

4chan is worth keeping. It's helping me become better, and it's helped people like me. It dispenses, in between the fag jokes, sage advice from years of the hivemind's experience.

This place is worth saving. Worth keeping.

Don't you EVER let it go.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:25:06 No.1895365
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>>1895340
Was a response to >>1895250

>blozfortherobotoverlord
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:25:21 No.1895369
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getting laid is important, guys.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:25:27 No.1895370
>>1895348
>UT
>Public Ivy
>Best School in Texas
>God Tier Academics
>God Tier Sports Teams
>Not in the inner city known as Houston

seems like a win for UT
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:25:57 No.1895376
>>1895330

Moot I love 4chan and you, seriously I'd probably be doing something worthwhile with my life right now if it weren't for you and because of that you have my ultimate gratitude. I'd kill a million babies for you moot.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:25:58 No.1895377
>>1895335
Seconded.
2ndtimebloxandoesntgeteasiermootIMAGINEDOINGTHISHITEVERYTIMEjkloveyou
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:26:24 No.1895380
>>1895361
Even though you're probably Irish, you're a pretty cool guy, especially for giving us this anonymous platform I'm using right now to express my prejudices against the Irish.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:26:37 No.1895381
>>1895200
>man+women doesnt equal sex
Ho ho. Not for you anyways

>it was a lovely tea time, tally hoe
Im not disputing that, Im just pointing out it would have been nicer without the, well lets be frank, massive eysore.

>Nope, not an aspie
Yet you still seemed to spill spageti all over the place. At least if you where an aspie you could claim to have high levels of intelligence

>Started working out a week ago
I can tell, the roids are already making your hair fall out.

And one more thing
>tfw moot replied to my post
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:26:42 No.1895383
Moot how can you be the master of 4chan and be such a conservative looking dude? No piercing, wild haircut, tats(?), etc...

Is there anything about you that's extraodinary or "edgy"? Are you in fact a conservative?

What kind of music you into?

what kind of shows?

you into anime?

what wizard level did you reach before being slain by the vago beast?

details mothafucka! =P
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:26:47 No.1895385
Legitimately interested here, but what boards do you typically visit? I'm guessing that you post anonymously most of the time?

And I gotta ask, why isn't there a Philosophy board yet? I've seen people ask for it for years, and have wanted to see it myself. Is there something inherently wrong with the idea? I'm sure that it won't be another /new/ or /pol/.

For the Admin of 4chan, you sure don't care about your spelling, grammar, or use of emoticons.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:27:00 No.1895389
>>1894911
>MOAR BOARDS
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:27:01 No.1895390
Yo moot how where do you see 4chan on 10 years?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:27:05 No.1895391
>>1895254

So what's the deal?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:27:06 No.1895392
>>1895370

Are you talking about UT Austin? Are the girls there as hot as people say they are?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:27:23 No.1895396
PLEASE MOOT WHATEVER HAPPENS

WHAT EVER LAW GETS PASSED

NEVER START TO CENSOR IDEAS

DON'T LET THE GOVERNMENT TAKE AWAY ONE OF THE TRUE FREEDOMS WE HAVE ON THIS SITE: EXPRESSING OUR IDEAS WITHOUT OUR NAMES ATTACHED

WE CAN SAY HOW WE REALLY FEEL WITHOUT SOCIAL STIGMA

WE CAN SAY CONTROVERSIAL THINGS WITHOUT BEING SHUNNED

4CHAN MIGHT ONE DAY BE THE ONLY BEACON OF FREEDOM IN THE ENGLISH SPEAKING WORLD

BE STRONG FOR US MOOT
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:27:31 No.1895397
>>1895361

> 8.5 years

Funny, it's not April yet.
moot cannot into basic math!
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:27:39 No.1895398
>>1895370
>>1895348
Shut the fuck up both of you, neither of your schools are anything to brag about
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:27:47 No.1895401
>>1895383
How can you be so judgmental in a single post?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:28:00 No.1895403
>>1895370
>>UT
>>Public Ivy

Keep telling yourself that.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:28:07 No.1895404
>>1895392
YES THEY FUCKING ARE AND I LOVE IT SO

HALF OF THEM WALK AROUND WEARING YOGA PANTS

I FUCKING LOVE THIS PLACE BECAUSE OF THAT SHIT
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:28:13 No.1895407
>>1895383
>you into anime?
holy shit
you just asked moot
the creator of 4chan
how he feels about anime
fuck
go to /soc/ or whatever shithole you came from and stay there
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:28:33 No.1895411
>>1895330
I actually dont have a camera, but trust me when I say, I did the calculations and I am approximately 42% cozier than before

also can you post all the words used on r9k till now, if you havent already
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:28:37 No.1895412
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>>1895361
moot, I want you to know that 4chan has made me realize certain things about myself that I probably never would have realized if I never came here in the first place. My life will be a lot more fulfilling because of the time I spent on this site, so I wanted to say thanks for that.

Thanks.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:28:40 No.1895414
Moot, do you honestly think you'll ever get married and/or have kids?
had to ask because we're on /r9k/ after all.
>> Afrique !!GnuFFAatPPE 03/27/12(Tue)00:28:42 No.1895415
>>1895390
>Yo moot how where do you see 4chan on 10 years?

I just pictured myself being on this website at the age of 32.

That's not even the most shocking thing; in 10 years, this site will be 19 years old.
>> moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin 03/27/12(Tue)00:29:16 No.1895418
>>1895349
no. is that a club? i don't drink/smoke/do drugs, and dislike live music and parties. i've been to a club once and it was a living nightmare. i like quiet evenings/dinners with friends, not blaring music and drunken idiots.

>>1895353
new york born and raised

>>1895360
>Also why don't you take donations?
because i don't like them. i haven't accepted a penny since 2005 and don't plan to change it.

>>1895391
she had e-mailed me in the past, seemed normal and unlikely to murder me. there wasn't a real calculus for it. i wish i had more time to meet with others or do a meetup, but i didn't.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:29:26 No.1895422
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>>1895330
Moot what happened to that really pretty girl you were dating at one point.
did she turn out to be a bitch or something?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:29:27 No.1895423
>>1895361
Well then.

not sure what to believe...

That you're too vain to admit you feel at least a bit superior than the person next to you or you honestly don't think much of yourself.

True, I don't know you well enough to be making such statements.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:29:28 No.1895424
>>1895403
http://coedmagazine.com/2010/10/20/the-top-ten-public-ivies/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_Ivy

I don't have to tell myself shit bro
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:29:31 No.1895425
SHOCK ME LIKE AN ELECTRIC EEL MOOT
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:29:54 No.1895431
>>1895370
>thinking that makes UH not a real school
>not realizing we need to stop hating each other and shit on aggies instead
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:30:11 No.1895433
>>1895415

In 8 years, my love for this site will be legal, and I can do whatever I want to it.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:30:12 No.1895434
I live in CT moot.

we will hang out one day, even if you don't know it yet
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:30:32 No.1895435
>>1895418
New York as in New York City or New York as in the state?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:30:57 No.1895439
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Moot, did you like it better when no one on 4chan knew who you were?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:31:03 No.1895440
>>1895431
this is so true

also, moot

WHY WONT FUCKING 4CHAN PLUS FUCKING WORK ANYMORE????
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:31:32 No.1895444
>>1895440
>4chan plus
>Not 4chan x

Pleb
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:31:41 No.1895447
>>1895433
That's when it stops being fun.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:31:45 No.1895448
why dont you do drugs? theyre great!
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:32:30 No.1895452
I went to UH before moving to UT. It was ok but it definitely felt like a high school (go to class, drive back home, rinse and repeat). There was literally no way to socialize because everyone did the same.
As far as the academics go, entry level shit had awesome professors but a class or two beyond that and it was just paid PhD holders, not teachers.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:32:39 No.1895453
>I don't drink/smoke/do drugs, and dislike live music
that feel when we can never be together.
we can have one glorious night. I'll wait for you ;_;
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:32:44 No.1895454
>>1895444
does 4chan x auto update threads?
>its really the only thing i care for
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:32:45 No.1895455
moot please reply to this, please i need it
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:33:16 No.1895457
>>1895424
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_Ivy
UCLA ranks higher,
I think I win
Have fun at you're shitty school
>> moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin 03/27/12(Tue)00:33:18 No.1895458
>>1895397
>moot cannot into basic math!
it's why i live in a box on the street ( ._.)

>>1895411
we don't have a log of the words, that's not how it works.

>>1895439
i don't know. my identity would have leaked eventually.

>>1895448
no appeal. i'm happy as can be without them.

>>1895454
the official extension does: http://www.4chan.org/tools
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:33:20 No.1895459
>>1895454
yeah it does everything 4chan + does, except better
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:33:42 No.1895460
>>1895452
its pretty heavy in research, they don't want to teach, they want to research shit.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:33:50 No.1895461
>>1895422
They look alike.

...srrange
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:34:39 No.1895470
>>1895461

mootcest?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:34:51 No.1895474
>>1895385
>>1895385
>>1895385
>>1895385
>>1895385
>>1895385
>>1895385
This. I understand if you don't want to for whatever reason, but I'd at least like to know why.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:35:02 No.1895476
>>1895452
How long did you go there?
>There was literally no way to socialize because everyone did the same.
Not really like that now. People stay on campus just to hang out a lot now.
>As far as the academics go, entry level shit had awesome professors but a class or two beyond that and it was just paid PhD holders, not teachers.
Not going to argue there.
>> Afrique !!GnuFFAatPPE 03/27/12(Tue)00:35:32 No.1895480
>>1895422
>>1895422

That woman looks like a man bro?

OH GOD MOOT WAS DATING A TRAP. /r9k/ will really love this
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:35:39 No.1895481
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>>1895458

please respond

or you could just hold that warmly at night. either way I suppose.
>>1895412
>> dudebro !!KtZB0EttS4w 03/27/12(Tue)00:36:24 No.1895486
>>1895418

It's the number one club in the world... I don't like clubs either but fabric was dope

I'm extremely disappointed in you
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:36:26 No.1895487
>>1895435
I think he's like from Queens.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:36:35 No.1895488
>>1895458
I swear i've seen you in astoria, moot.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:37:01 No.1895492
So do you believe that 4chan will come to an end in the near future, or continue on for generations, bastardizing future generations to come into /b/tards and sadfrogs?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:37:40 No.1895499
>>1894774
>>1894774
>>1894774
Oh we have moot, we have.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:37:41 No.1895500
>>1894846
>/k/
>gentlemen

No. i been on that board for 2 years and there is nothing gentlemanly about it
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:37:44 No.1895503
moot are you okay??
>> moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin 03/27/12(Tue)00:37:50 No.1895504
>>1895488
>I swear i've seen you in astoria, moot.
that would make sense, considering i live in astoria
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:38:27 No.1895508
>>1895487

Isn't Spider-Man from Queens?

Looks like being good with the web is a mandatory skill out there.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:38:42 No.1895511
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Ohhh ohhh!

I've got a question.

What's the strangest thing you've expirienced and the strangest place you've visited, moot?

Do you ever step out of your comfort zone?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:38:45 No.1895512
>>1895504
>>1895488
you two should fuck

that was unsurprisingly muted
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:39:03 No.1895513
Uh, oh, here we go.

> Please respond general.

postinginamootthreadblox
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:39:17 No.1895515
>>1895504
THE SECRET IS REVEALED
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:39:43 No.1895517
moot, what do you do for money? I can't tell you how many times I have tried to ask you this only for you to leave the thread
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:39:50 No.1895518
Moot:

Why is her head a potato? Can you please answer this?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:39:58 No.1895520
Will /v/ ever get back the doubles?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:40:02 No.1895521
>>1895504

Oh shit nigger. Do you get on at Ditmars? I'm keeping my eye out for you.
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>>1895504
Wow. I never imagined you'd live here in Queens. Ever get any awkward waves?
>> !goldenWwj. 03/27/12(Tue)00:40:16 No.1895525
Moot, a lot of threads I see could apply to multiple boards. What do you think about enabling a multi-board feature when creating threads?

Also what do you plan to do about /soc/
>> moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin 03/27/12(Tue)00:40:23 No.1895527
>>1895517
you're in luck, i've already answered this in the thread
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:40:31 No.1895528
>>1895504
Honestly moot. Why don't you delete 4chan? From the way you speak, you seem to hold the opinion that it's deteriorated in quality over the past couple of years.

And it's obviously not about the money, so why do you keep it up? Do you still like 4chan, or are you just keeping it alive because it's become so popular?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:40:32 No.1895529
>>1895504

I'm sure your neighbours can already hear the army of clammy internetfolk march upon your community.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:40:35 No.1895530
>>1895512
Men and women don't always have to fuck, remember.

Also
>that feel when you live only a few miles from moot
>> Afrique !!GnuFFAatPPE 03/27/12(Tue)00:40:41 No.1895532
>>1895517

moot Works at fucking starbucks. Did you not read the thread?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:41:05 No.1895537
>>1895527
Why do you live in JEW YORK SHITTY????? Upstate is where it's at.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:41:05 No.1895538
Moot, thank you for adding the "Bottom" link on threads, makes cell phone browsing a million times easier.

also THANK YOU FOR LETTING BANNED PEOPLE VIEW THE SITE!!!
So many times I'd be on the 3g internet in the city just to find out some dick has got the shared ip address banned.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:41:15 No.1895542
Moot, how do you suggest we increase the quality of posts on the boards of 4chan? I'm speaking in general, however the boards I frequent have become shitter and shitter. There is no progress, just endless spouting of shit memes or turd threads.

For example /fit/ and their retarded obsession with zyzz hate/love, rippetoes SS, and trolling tinytrip.

/r9k/ for the same 3 threads over and over again.

and /adv/ for a more depressing experience than /r9k/. I don't think i've seen someone genuinely ask for advice on /adv/ that hasn't involved teenage relationships. Pretty much the same goes for /r9k/.

Is this because of the demographic? Could more janitors/mods be the answer?

Also, i'm waiting for the newspost (i've been browsing for quite a long time, and I find them enjoyable and interesting to read). Finally, you once stickied a thread I made on /b/ and that totally made me feel awesome. I am quite envious of those who get to spend time with you and share conversations that last longer than one post replies. (search chanarchive for "another moot appearnce on b" )

Cheers for reading this thought diarrhoea, good luck in future, you're a pretty stand-up guy.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:41:21 No.1895544
Wouldn't it be more fair if the frequent posters faced smaller increments in mutes?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:41:23 No.1895545
>>1895530
i was under the impression that they were both men
>> !goldenWwj. 03/27/12(Tue)00:41:41 No.1895546
>>1895517
He takes government kickbacks by collecting information on users/giving them access to it
>> Anon-King !!AXmkrUz/gzc 03/27/12(Tue)00:41:43 No.1895547
have you ever peed in strange places?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:41:57 No.1895548
Hey moot,

What was it like growing up in Bronxville?

I think I went to a birthday party with you and a mutual friend once when we were kids.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:42:40 No.1895553
>>1895542
/adv/ only became bad due to /r9k/. /adv/ used to be decent before /r9k/ was deleted, then all the bawwfags rushed over to /adv/. It ruined that board.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:43:27 No.1895563
>>1895418
>I had fun once and it was awful

My nigga!
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:43:45 No.1895571
>>1895385
I'm bumping this again, because this may be the only chance I get to get an answer.

Also, can you bring /yg/'s picture back?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:44:17 No.1895578
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astoria,_Queens
>wut?
>> !goldenWwj. 03/27/12(Tue)00:44:52 No.1895583
>>1895553
I started browsing r9k when it was shit, went to adv when it turned shit, and didn't wait until soc got shittier to post there

Fuck
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:45:09 No.1895587
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>>1895578
congrats, you can use wikipedia.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:45:51 No.1895593
Does moot have siblings? Something tells me no, but I've never heard a definite answer.

Connecting with community is good moot, write more news stories. I'm interested.
>> NaN 03/27/12(Tue)00:45:58 No.1895597
>>1895542
It would take an army of mods. And the reinstatement of the underage b&.

And they'd have to be visible bans. If people could see what retarded shitposting others were getting banned for, they'd stop doing the same.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:46:14 No.1895603
Moot...
Why does your website suck?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:46:22 No.1895606
>>1895578

I was hoping for a picture of moot.
I am disappoint.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:46:29 No.1895607
saving this thread because it is a substantial glimpse into moots personal life and it makes my penis happy
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:46:32 No.1895608
>>1895578
Moot isn't in "notable people" yet?
Shame.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:46:58 No.1895612
>>1895269
>unfortunately she posted them to her facebook and one of her 4channer friends posted them here, and a shitstorm ensued.
Average /soc/tard.
>> moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin 03/27/12(Tue)00:47:04 No.1895613
>>1895528
>From the way you speak, you seem to hold the opinion that it's deteriorated in quality over the past couple of years.
again, where have i said this? did you even bother to read the thread? see >>1895108
>4chan is incredible. i wouldn't trade anything about the last 8 years for the world.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:47:17 No.1895615
Hey moot. I just want to thank you so much for never giving up on the site, or pulling an Oh Internet. We all love you, and appreciate all the work you do, even though we might not show it.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:47:24 No.1895616
>>1895597

>>1895597
>And the reinstatement of the underage b&.

this alone would fix so much
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:47:29 No.1895617
Well this is more pleasant than the average arcanine thread! Think I'll hang out for a while...
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:47:37 No.1895622
>>1895597

and then we charge money for accounts, and stop being relevant, so we have to send out proselytizers to make us money again, and it still never works

no thanks
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:48:41 No.1895630
Poor moot, he really seems upset, and you guys keep pushing him and those associated with him for the sake of being assholes.

I love you moot!
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:48:45 No.1895632
does it make anyone else feel bad that they know with 100% certainty they wouldn't refuse donations when if they were the creators of 4chan it could easily get them a 100k+/year income?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:48:48 No.1895633
>>1895613
hey moot this thread needs removed
>>/b/389345207
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:48:54 No.1895637
>>1895578
just searched that as well.
ma nigger.
FANCY A ROAD TRIP AND A SPOT OF MOOTHUNTING WHILST ON A VOYAGE OF SELF DISCOVERY AS WE LEARN NEVER TO MEET OUR HEROES AND FINALLY END UP HAVING MATURED AND 'FINDING OURSELVES' AFTER THREE HOURS OF BALL TRIPPINGLY GOOD CINEMA???
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:49:35 No.1895642
>>1895630
Gee, I wonder why he deleted us once?

I... I forgive you, moot.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:49:53 No.1895644
Come to Australia one day moot, it is a nice place.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:49:58 No.1895646
Would you hang out with Carles from hipsterrunoff?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:50:01 No.1895647
Dear Moot,

perl is hard. I found the source for the robot, but I can't figure out where the messages are tested, let alone how.

tl;dr How *does* the robot know if something is original? Some hash on the text of the comment or something?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:50:12 No.1895650
>>1895613
Sorry, I'm lazy. ;-;
Thanks for responding to my post mootles.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:50:13 No.1895651
moot no one would blame you if you banned everyone in this thread
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:50:23 No.1895654
>>1895632

thats not how the 4chan crowd works, you see

jews, jews everywhere
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:50:52 No.1895657
>>1895613
I feel like you and I wouldn't get along moot, which is weird because I generally get along with everybody and I kinda feel bad about because i spend so much time on 4chan.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:50:53 No.1895658
>>1895622

oh and better still, we develop a culture where everyone sucks up to avoid being banned and losing money, which makes it so there's no variety of opinion and we lose the ability to admit we're wrong, and since we only speak of ourselves in the most glowing of terms, everyone else thinks we're smug and hates us
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:51:07 No.1895664
>>1895613
Hey moot, is this actually you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgN2H3o-06w

>>big mike
>> Afrique !!GnuFFAatPPE 03/27/12(Tue)00:51:08 No.1895665
>>1895647

see

>>1894950

I was wondering about the same exact thing
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:51:29 No.1895671
>>1895633
..and yep, that is most certianaly CP
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:51:39 No.1895673
>>1895644

> Come to Australia one day moot, it is a nice place.
Go away poisonous spider, go and take your lies with you.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:51:41 No.1895674
>>1895597
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astoria,_Queens#Notable_people_from_Astoria

it just needs a picture of him to be complete
>i dont know how to do that though
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:52:32 No.1895681
>>1895571
And I shall bump this again.

I heard that you want to get back into anime. Here's a trailer for a movie you might not have seen, but might like.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsLwVoZqEjk
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:52:36 No.1895682
Favourite band moot. Tell me now.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:52:44 No.1895684
>>1895644
Do this moot, you absolute babe.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:52:45 No.1895685
>>1895674
dont know why that linked to a post...
>> moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin 03/27/12(Tue)00:53:11 No.1895689
>>1895647
>tl;dr How *does* the robot know if something is original? Some hash on the text of the comment or something?
hashes

>>1895664
if that were me, i probably wouldn't be alive.
>implying i can sports
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:53:11 No.1895690
What do you think of the reddit?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:54:08 No.1895699
>>1895690

he's adding a reddit board sometime in the future

it isn't the future yet
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:54:51 No.1895702
>>1895186

>not using ad-block
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:55:13 No.1895705
Moot, you're a good man.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:55:17 No.1895708
moot do you not accept donations because they'd come with 'i want to be a mod and I think you should add /wank/ and change ERRYTHING.'

If I ever see you I'm just gonna throw some cash and bolt you beautiful man.
you'd have to dance for me first though.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:55:56 No.1895713
>>1895689
What do you think of SomethingAwful now? Do you still go there?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:55:57 No.1895714
Moooooooooooooot. What's your least favorite board? It's gotta be the faggy pony board right. And what's your most favorite?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:56:12 No.1895715
>>1895689
I was just wondering, why is 9fag filtered but not reddit?
they seem like they're more or less equivalent to me
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:56:17 No.1895716
>>1895689
Thanks for removing that thread moot, I'd hate to see 4chan shut down, I'd have nowhere else on the internet to go.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:57:18 No.1895722
>>1895699
inb4 we get a "post to reddit" button for threads.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:57:21 No.1895723
I symphasize with him. His community is as rabid as it gets.

/fk/ seems to be the only board of friendly people...
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:57:46 No.1895727
moot i want to be the big spoon!

please bb
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:57:52 No.1895729
>>1895689
>implying i can sports

How do you feel about /sp/ becoming such a shit tier board?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:58:46 No.1895736
Moot, I don't like you.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:58:50 No.1895737
moot, I remember when you trolled /g/ by talking about migrating the servers to Win Server '08, and then by talking about migrating to Mac Minis.

I liked that.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:59:30 No.1895742
What the fuck moot, why are you so mad if it was purely platonic?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:59:33 No.1895743
>>1895713

If his answer isn't "is SA still around", I'll be disappoint. They have been humping the shit out of all their shitty projects on all the boards, but they're not stupid enough to do it directly and get banned. SA pls go.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:59:48 No.1895746
>>1895729

> /sp/
> shit tier

Please leave.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:00:10 No.1895750
>>1895729
Related.
Is /sp/ the official /trap/ board?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:00:27 No.1895753
>>1895729
/sp/ at least still creates OC.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:00:55 No.1895757
Moot do you think /v/ is turning into /b/ 2.0?
Ever since the split it seems that way.
>> Mootdusky !Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin 03/27/12(Tue)01:01:27 No.1895764
>>1895729
it pains me because /sp/ is GOAT
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:02:18 No.1895776
okay moot it's 6AM back here in England, I've been in this thread for an hour, I actually texted a friend that you replied to my post I was so pleased, thank you so much for being so awesome, I hope I meet you someday and give you the blowjob you deserve.
night night love you.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:02:44 No.1895782
>>1895757
/v/ is worse than /b/. /b/ doesn't have a purpose, it will inevitably be shitty, while /v/ has a purpose, yet ignores it and attempts to be /b/2.0.

/v/ is /b/
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:02:49 No.1895784
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Moot what's your favorite Sandwich? You live in Queens there should be some good Deli shops you go to.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:02:57 No.1895786
What do you think about Mexico moot?

We love you <3
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:03:07 No.1895791
>>1895764
wow, its kind of sad....
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:05:10 No.1895809
Moot, you've said a couple times that 4chan is losing money ass over head.

How are you able to keep running it?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:05:19 No.1895811
>>1895782
Having browsed 4chan for over five years, and having spent a significant amount of time on pretty much every board, I still honestly think that /v/ is one of the better boards. Say what you want about it, but ultimately, it's better at being /b/ than /b/ is.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:05:28 No.1895814
>>1895782
/v/ isn't as shitty as whiners say. In my experience 99$ of the people who say HURR /b/ 2.0 are fags who use it to justify posting other offtopic shit.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:05:33 No.1895815
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Hey Moot, this might be a bad time and I know you made a lot of boards recently, but I was wondering can you make a philosophy board sometime in the future please? It would be super cool and you will be super cool and all that jazz

Just sayin
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:05:38 No.1895816
>>1895776
>that feel when I called my friends to tell them moot responded to me in a previous thread
Feels great man
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:06:04 No.1895821
do you have anyone special in your life moot?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:06:15 No.1895824
>>1895764
What do you like about /sp/?
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:06:29 No.1895826
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Moot I'm bad with girls, what do I do?
Pic related, girl of my dreams
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:06:37 No.1895830
Nigger, /v/ IS /b/ 2.0
all of the non-vidya "/v/" culture shit is too much, its the /b/ for all the faggots unwilling to scan through /b/s own shite.
>> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:07:44 No.1895840
Does moot have any hobbies? I imagine 4chan and work probably take up most of your time, but surely you do something for fun. Other than nice dinners with friends, that is.
>> moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin 03/27/12(Tue)01:08:54 No.1895849
closing this for now. sorry you had to deal with the spam, /r9k/.


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