>you have a job
>you're not a virgin

alpha as fuck bro

>>1851576

>job
My shitty, little job will be non-existent in 5 years. Although I would hope I have moved on before then but to what I don't know.

>not virgin
It's still be 3 years since I last felt a woman's intimate touch and it doesn't look like that's changing any time soon.

>Try to pick up the remnants of my life
>Take out debt
>Enrol in a Software Dev course
>Small class full of the kind of people who take Software development and a few doing it just for database admin
>Been here three months
>Only person in class who does not have a friend

Aside from the first day where someone introduced himself to me, I've barely said three words for all those months.

>>1851616
How small is the class? Like 20 people? Has it become like 3-4 groups/cliques and you?

I'm young, attractive AND intelligent. It's far too early to say whether or not I'm a failure.

There's also that bitchin' bonus of female privilege.

>>1851630
More like 12 or so.
Not really, I'd say it's two groups that still intermingle quite a bit.

>>1851657
Do you find anyone else in the class interesting? If so, just ask questions. If they discuss something you enjoy, interject an offer your opinion. This usually turns into discussion. Very few people will ever make fun or shut down a person who does this outside of high school.

>>1851653
No one is convinced by your claims.

>>1851691
That's the problem. I just...don't. Or can't. Once or twice people have even tried to start conversations with me, But I'm no good at it.

And now it's been like three months, it would make it even stranger if I just suddenly started trying to be social. It would be a spaghettitastrophe.

>>1851717
>And now it's been like three months, it would make it even stranger if I just suddenly started trying to be social. It would be a spaghettitastrophe.

I know what you mean with this. I consider turning up to class some days but I dread the whole "where have you been? What have you been doing? Are you still enrolled?" sort of questions but if you've been going and suddenly start talking then they will probably just assume you have had other things on your plate; ie. depression, death in the family, stress; or that you just take a while to open up. But if you truly don't find them interesting then fuck it. Just finish your course.

>Job
>not virgin
>Savings
>degree

Normalfag attention whoring. What a surprise.

>>1851834
>Job
Shit job with no future
>not virgin
Has been three years since I last had sex
>Savings
Fuck all
>degree
Incomplete and inconsequential

>>1851867
Yes, well your shit job is better than no job
your not having touched a woman in three years is better than my 19
no matter how shitty your savings it's fucking better than being 23k in debt because I'm a fucking retard
and at least you got accepted to a university

>>1851893
sorry, 23 hundred
fuck words
I owe 2300 dollars
there
perfect

>>1851893
>Yes, well your shit job is better than no job
agreed, it's not a respectable job to have approaching 30, what the hell am I gonna do when I hit 30 and inevitably have to find another job?
>your not having touched a woman in three years is better than my 19
You're only 19 and most guys lose their virginity between 17-20. I would kill to go back and have the last 8 years over again (I'll be 27 in a month, fml) Everyone I know is getting married, buying houses, pursuing careers
>no matter how shitty your savings it's fucking better than being 2300 in debt because I'm a fucking retard
agreed
>and at least you got accepted to a university
I was rejected the first time I applied to university when I was 18

You call this a loser thread?

>368lbs
>5'9"
>Virgin
>No job
>Dumb
>College dropout
>No friends
>Boring - no interests besides internet not even vidya
>Live with parents
>Think about killing myself daily

>>1851980
lol, your life is shit, now i see my problems are minor.

>>1851980
Fucking winrar, i'd kill myself if i was you.

>>1851980
Yeah the fat thing just makes everything else ten times worse. How did you gain so much weight?

>>1851980
I'm everything you are except i'm 5'7 and 138 lbs.

>>1852073
is a cool guy, nothing against him really.

>>1851980
should be purged from the gene pool

>>1852091
pretty much what this guy said. being obese makes everything much worse

>>1852049
I have a glandular problem and poor weight management. Plus I'm depressed so I can't exercise.

21
dropped out of highschool
no education
no job
no friends, I don't talk to anyone besides my mom.
I've never touched a woman
I live with my mom
I play video games all day
I'm overweight
6'4


and I enjoy my life.

>>1852111
"i'm depressed so i cant exercise"
well isn't that the most defeated, pathetic sentence I could imagine. show some resolve. i'm seriously less proud to be a human knowing that someone can have as weak a will as you do.

>>1851980
I believe all that's fixable, bro. Will take an insane amount of time and patience, but pretty fixable.

>>1852120
>and I enjoy my life.

What aspect in particular?

21, college dropout, no social life/friends, i have a sister though hah, im a stripper, im short, i have no tits/ass, i cant go a day without drinking, i hate myself, wish i had the guts to actually kill myself

>>1852147
>i hate myself, wish i had the guts to actually kill myself
do it faggot

>>1851980

>315 pounds
>5'11
>Virgin
>No job
>community college taking random liberal arts classes
>/r9k/ is my friend
>internet, no vidya
>live with parents
>probably won't kill myself any time soon

holy cow you guys are pathetic

>5'10
>attractive
>have a job that I enjoy
>going to school, in my third year
>have loving girlfriend
>tons of friends
>play multiple instruments, just started playing the mandolin
>going to Cuba in May, and Russia for three weeks in June/July
>love vidya

my life is awful omg

>>1851980
how old are you? the weight is easy to fix just keep eating at a calorie deficit you don't even have to exercise. If you find you can't control yourself and eat too much then eat like 10-12x your body weight in boneless/skinless chicken

>>1852120
I'm in the same boat as you except I have horrible memory and can't recall anything and a part time job

>almost 24
>no actual interests but vidya and animu
>boring and slow
>lack any confidence, and it even affects my speaking from time to time
>coward
>college dropout
>low pay job I hate, but can't afford to lose because I have no idea where would I go otherwise
>can't finish nothing I start
>hate and look down on most people
>have friends, but noone I really want to spend time with
>and noone who would want to spend time with me because I'm boring and look down on people
>lazy as fucking hell
>virgin
>and above all, I live in Russia

>Be 26
>Work for my parents, only reason I have a job, only make $20 an hour.
>Have a useless art degree (Interactive Design and Game Development)
>Managed to make it through art school without losing virginity.
>Never had a girlfriend.
>Lost virginity to a hooker at 25, aunts boyfriend bought her for me (he doesn't know I was virginal)
>The above was a dull, unsatisfying experience.
>Overweight, would prefer not to be but can't bring myself to do anything about it.
>Spend my free time plugging methoxetamine and dicking around online or in vidya.
>Have one real friend who I would regularly hang out with, moved for my job so hang out a lot less now.
>Due to jerking off to porn since age 12 I can only really jerk off to two things, trannies/cds and cuckold porn.
>Cuckold shit is due to intense self-loathing and knowing I can never satisfy a woman.
>Average penis, ~6" long, ~5.9" girth.

I don't doubt there are bigger losers, doesn't make me any less of one though.

>>1852276
>only make $20 an hour.
>only
I hate my life.

>>1852276
Some of this stuff is pretty embarrassing. Will you inherit your parent's business? That could solve some of your problems in time. Just neglect to mention what you studied to people. As for the fapping. I would say restrain full stop from all masturbation and forms of porn if possible, only way you will retain normal dick function.
>Average penis, ~6" long, ~5.9" girth.
Dat girth. I could use that.

>>1852311
Dude, his parents pay him out of pity. He's too much of a manchild to know how little a regular low wage job pays.

>>1851560
>everyone assumes i'm really smart
>I keep telling people i'm fucking retarded
>got a 2.5 GPA
>joining the army

>108lbs
>No job
>Failed college
>never had a girlfriend
>ADD, can't focus even watching movies anymore

On the plus side I have a 8 inch penis but I've only put it in two girls and one stopped me halfway and told me no more.