Who had tea with Moot?It was proberly a fembot.
and we all know what "tea" means
I know the person. And yes, it was a girl.
what's that top drink? it's two colors and it looks delicious
all that food for two people?
>>1841608how do you know her?>post pic..............
>>1841608If true, I sent Moot a message giving pretty solid reasons but I finished it with>but of course you won't pick me because I'm not a femaleWAY TO PROVE ME RIGHT MOOT
>>1841657>>1841663Details are unimportant.But here is the uncropped photo with the person in question.
>>1841627it's not a drink, it's a layered dessert served in a glass - something liek a chocolate mousse
>>1841627Mocha (probably)but seriously i thought it was a chocolate sundae or some shiti want to know what restaurant this is, next time i go to London (if i do) i want that white cake
>>1841673Okay. How the fuck do you have that photo?
moots reflection in knife OMGlol
>>1841682is that vanilla cake or what?
>>1841673Are you the waiter?>also, moar!!!!
>>1841701No, I'm friends with the girl.I'm not gonna post anything with her face in it for obvious reasons.
Moot got some nasty british poon.
>>1841713>confirmed for friendzoned
>>1841713Are you a fembot as well?>cuntsbloxas
>>1841716I hear British vagina has teeth.
>>1841713please tell us whether moot spilled spaghetti in front of her
>>1841713How do you know? Did she tell all her friends that she met Moot?Who took the photos?Did she have sex with Christopher?
>>1841700i don't know but it looks gorgeous
Reflection? I don't see anyth... wait a second...
>>1841753Enhance on the knife.
>>1841757Enhance more. We're not getting a clear view.
>>1841746She posted a few photos of her and moot on facebook
>>1841763We're getting there. Enhance his eye.
Wow that is some fucking Rich Jew food.MOOT IS THE 1%!!!!!
>>1841767looks like the thing
>>1841767Now, flip upside down, revert colors.
>>1841746his reflection has big grin, i bet it went down like this> meets girl at Green Park Station> they chat non-sensical bullshirt whilst walking to swank Trafalgar square restaurant> they discuss the possibility of ravage butt-sex over dinner> they fuck at the top of Hilton Hotel as queen watches
>>1841776it's gonna be moot's dick, isn't it
moot is so richhe can afford to travel to london
>>1841765Link to her FBIf she posted them on facebook then it means she wants people to see so give us her facebook.
>>1841776Bingo. Someone alert the FBI.
>>1841777I assume by "girl" you mean Stephen Fry.
>>1841776Zoom inEnhance
>>1841794Oh god, I laughed so hard that spaghetti fell out of my dick.
>>1841794Wait a second, what's with his eye? It doesn't match the described color.
I'd like to meet up with moot just so I could beat the shit out of him
>mfw no reply from Mootshould I have added please respond?
>>1841822Zoom in yet more! Can't we get a bigger zoom on this thing?
>>1841777my god number trips tell the truthand it's funny how i mention the knife which causes you to crop it and stuff, lol
>>1841791moot is so rich he can afford to travel to londonjust to drink tea with a britgirland then get pounded in the ass by a hot male escort because he's gay
>>1841831Now sharpen by 90%.
>>1841842Quick! Everyone take your medication!
>>1841673Obvious whore. Look at all the breast hanging out. Fucking slut whore filth bitch cunt.
>>1841842Still not clear enough. Someone run a .pdf file so we can access their IP.
>>1841863it's dubsthread over
>>1841863That's it. We've got the guy for sure now.
I had a good laugh, thanks doc
>>1841673Her breasts have not seen sun.
>>1841673That girl looks extremely skinny, and just a quick glance on her tits tell me they're saggy as fuck, probably drooping down to her navel, hair looks whispy and her posture is horrible. The best thing about the girl in that pic, is her dress. 1/10 would never bang. Moot confirmed for slut-dunker.
>>1841879>not dubsWhat am embarrassment.
>>1841904moot was obviously just being a bro hanging with her, he's gay and she's not attractive either way, moot is a fucking bro that is all
ok, guysone more
>>1841915Wait... Moot's gay?
>>1841922will you stop attention whoring jesus
>>1841922SOMEONE ZOOM IN ON THAT SCONE, I'M ONTO SOMETHING HERE
>>1841922those disproportionate hands... that flat chest ?? c-could it be ?? she was in london after all
>>1841922GIve us her facebook account you fucking bastard. She wants people to see if she posts on facebook
>>1841923I don't think so......... but then again, i dont know what to say after seeing his presentation at TED 2010.
>>1841922Just show her face, she won't even know it's you.
>>1841922wtf is that egg there?
>>1841922>2011>Having E.T. fingers Manthrowingup.jpg
>>1841934>those disproportionate hands... that flat chest ?? c-could it be ??it can't be her/him, look at the hair >>1841673
>>1841922she bites her fingernails>confirmed for beta
>>1841922no reflection here :( bastard
>>1841922please post more pictures of the food.
>>1841922She bites her nails. Fucking trailor trash.
>>1841673she also has broader shoulders and she doesn't slouch
>>1841966woops meant that to quote >>1841956
>>1841965Do they have trailer homes in England? Or are they just called Tinwhistle Tinkertown Palaces or something equally fey?
Who was taking the photos? Was Moot taking photos while they were eating?
Only moot would have tea and cake with some cunt when there are 500 people willing to party their asses off with him and give him the night of his life.I almost went to that NYC meetup but realized it would just be a bunch of liberal reddit faggots and I would probably just start a fight with one/all of them. I had a dream where me Hox and Frank Yang went clubbing in Japan. It was glorious. I bought Hox drinks all night for translating biomega while Frank picked up bitches for us.
>>1841988good conversation with a pretty girl over tea and scones >>>> shitty dance music at 140 db with meathead scumbags and their cheap drugs
>>1841922Post the photos she posted on facebook. If she posts it on facebook then is obviously doesn't care if people see it. So post them here. fucking just do it. fuck.
>>1842015he won't post them herehint: he is her
Why do you people give a fuck about moots fantastic life?
>>1842031look at the sandwhiches he eatslook at them!
>mfw moot is posting these himslf
check it man it cant be unseen look at the original after this
>>1841922nail biter detected
ITT: Moot posting photos he took of the british bitch he did not fuck.
Okay, I'm the girl that met Moot. I have no idea who has been posting the photos but that doesn't really bother me anyway.Moot and I went for afternoon tea at a hotel in London and it was very nice, I was full pretty quickly so Moot ended up eating all of the cakes. It was a very nice day and he's very nice, that's all. It's not as big as a deal as you're all trying to make it out to be, though I did have a good laugh at all the fabricated stories over what went down.
>>1842120proof is needed.>But this is an impossible task
>>1842120so you fuuuuuuuuuuuukedhow big is his dick?
The funny thing is you know the only reason he chose her over everyone else is she probably sent nudes + said she would fuck him.and he probably decided not to fuck you when you didn't hit him with >delicious cake you must eat it
>>1842120>eating allwhat's wrong with getting a doggie bag?
>>1842137I suppose the only way of proof would be for me to post a photo of myself and moot but I'm not going to do that, or I suppose if Moot see's this he can confirm it. Either way, I don't really care if you believe it or not.>>1842139No we didn't and I have no idea. I think the waiting staff may have frowned upon us having sex in the middle of afternoon tea.
>>1841922tea pot pours itself
>>1842180Why don't you post a picture and block it out like that guy did already, we already know what you look like (minus the face) so theres no point hiding anymore.
>>1842180It was at a hotel...and your getting quite defensive
>>18421800/10 troll>Moot is posting the photos himself
>>1842120> afternoon tea at hotel>>1841777> mentions hilton hoteldid you meet at Green Park and fuck?
>>1842195oh god can't be unseen
>>1842202Hah okay, that works for me. Here you go :)
>>1842294Moot said he got a haircut. This was obvious bullshit.
>>1842249i am >>1841777> 777i spot knife reflection, spot the tea poring self and know moot and girl fucked here (pic)
>>1842294on a train> confirmed for met at Green Park, fucked at Hilton
I'm more interested in what you (girl who went out with Moot) wrote that convinced him he should pick you?
>>1842390>implying she wasn't the only girl making it a clear choice for social retard moot
>>1842390nudes probably
>>1842390I never emailed him in regards to him coming to London, we had already been talking to each other for about a month before he came here.
>>1842405Wow, that's gayHe was suppose to meet someone that was going to email himSo the whole email me thing is bullshit and was pointless
>>1842294Moot doesn't even brush his hair. The english whore proberly spent 4 hours applying her thick base and doing her hair. WTF moot. You don't even try.
>>1842433>>1842398https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1178678425https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1178678425https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1178678425https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1178678425https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1178678425https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1178678425this is japanese lettuce hardcore
>>1842398>implying moot isn't a secret casanovago brush your teeth, ashleighthey aren't going to whiten themselves
>>1842433Moot confirmed for asshole.
>>1842433He actually did want to but it turned out that there just wasn't enough time as he was only here for a few days and we had just arranged to meet up anyway, I thought he had met up with a few people but because he was busy with stuff it just didn't happen.
>>1842471you mean like busy with you?
>>1842457proof????????????????????>cunta;;dsoifaq'edhepsfdyhp[
>>1842457she's hot and she's got matesdoes that make her a pretentious whore? i don't know, i don't careall i know is she should relate to me by being beta, live in Devon (England) and be on my dick
So did they split the check?Does moot tip?What's going on under the table?
>>1842470Indeed>>1842471>wanted too>met some girl that had already had the privilege of talking to on a personal level instead of meeting someone new Meh, he should of taken the thing down on top
>>1842457Which one? Big difference there...
>>1842511You are angry again... Is it because your bikini pictures out?
>>1842294Thank you for being reasonable unlike most women do you know if Moot actually gay?
Shouldn't you be in school, Ashleigh?
>>1842540Not mad, I just don't understand why moot did thatHe seems like more of a faggot now making excuses
>>1842561Are you always this butthurt or is this a special occasion?
>>1842561Are you Ashleigh Darrach?>qwerty
>>1842587On special occasions when I don't get the chance to drink tea>not even a chance
>>1842602Get off our Tea drinking English asses. You Canadian skank.
I would hit this.
>>1842602You are really pretty maybe we can meet some day I'm gonna friend you on facebook.
>>1842670>feeding the beastfucking white knights
Ashleioiueeigh, moot was wrong for not meeting you. You are clearly an Internet Celebrity because of your tripcode and deserve better treatment. If he doesn't realize how important you are to 4chan and the interwebs, he is the real "robot9001", lol!
>>1842670please respondplease respond me you cow
>>1842656>12 year old girls
>>1842759dsf ityndget
>>1841922>>1841922OP is the friend posting pics. Just wanted attention. Mmm, samefaggotry. Love it.Nice rack, but her arms don't match and her fingers are grubby.
sorry I had to..
>>1842979That's amazing! Thanks for that!!
>>1841767>>1841763>>1841757>>1841753this is the funniest shit right here dawgsthis is why i love this board
that girl has a pretty bad posture. and is she fat or does she just have big boobs?
>>1842120So you seriously let your eating disorder get in the way of enjoying cake with the inventor of 4chan?You could've just purged after you ungrateful whore
i wish it were me
Fuck you moot, if you ever want tor restore my respect towards you - you have to buy me a cupcake.
Fuck, those little sandwiches look so good. Fuck.
Hey.. wait a moment, I think he is trying to show us something guys!
I almost can see the event horizon from here..
>>1843082>not knowing the difference between "invent" and "discover">in 2012jesus robot, really?
So did you have any kind of sex before or after your tea date, fembot?I know your women are all very loose, so I'm expecting that you did at least something.
>>1842646Canadian here.I want to apologize on behalf of my country to our Commonwealth fellows in Her Majesty's Great Britain for Japanese Lettuce Hardcore's existence.Have some syrup.
Moot is an ugly motherfucker. Hard to believe a son of Israel like him could ever get his schmuck wet.
>>1845401Apology accepted, my Canadian friend. You must stop by for some crumpets sometime. Long live the Queen.
that tea looks so good.. I'm more of a coffee person, but I'd make an exception.
Great to see that moot used this as an opportunity to try and bed some skank.This really is bottom of the barrel. I expected more from moot, never figured him to be that beta and desperate.
>>1845497The dude founded 4Chan. He founded it. Of course he's that beta and desperate.
the women of 4chan would lie down in a row to have moot fuck them.oh wait, there are no women on 4chan.
>YFW when you realize this is moot's feeble attempt to try advancing his relationship with said girl
I want moot to penetrate every orifice in my body with his member.And then he choose a girl.why
AVE IT MOOT
>>1845687Why, working that out. You sir must be a genius!
Do you guys think moot sucked her girlcock?
>>1845687If it was his attempt to advance at some "relationship" then I was completely oblivious to it and that saddens me. Aha.
>that feel when Moot will never take you out on a nice date and give you his jacket when it gets cold and play with your fingers before leaning in for a kiss as you talk about your dreams on the banks of the Thems
>>1845985>MFW when thems
>>1846019>Thames>tfw crying too much to type
>make post about meeting up some London bros>really just wanted a dateThis is like McDonalds all over again. Not sure if Moot is master troll or really doesn't know how to women.
>>1846055It's okay, to be fair I did put "my face when when"