>>1831950
Lol femanons that are amazing..

I flirt with guys at clubs to get free drink and then I never have sex with them.

what the fuck is that picture holy god

I've bought my man about 3/4 of the Game of Thrones LCG, a holiday and a suit (he doesn't know about the last two yet) after I got a raise at work.

I'm a lesbian,
Thanks for the offer.

I make jokes about everything. Never take anything seriously.

>>1832058
I hate when people do that. Joking is fine, but sometimes you gotta be serious

i like to give backrubs

I'm absolutely fucking amazing at blowjobs, I'm really smart and I'm a very reasonable and laid-back lady.

>>1832093
Funny thing about my back is that it's located on my dick!

I have a vagina?

vaginablock

I don't think I am amazing in any way, but I don't think I am a bitch or a whore. I can relate to many of your feels, although some would say a woman can never understand them

some times when i'm lonely i read the bad joke and then masturbate

>>1832153

Yeah, because you sucked off a full half of your graduating class, and most of the previous year's.

I read a lot of books and have pretty okay taste in literature. I also have a large personal library that I can share.

ITT: No matter what a girl says, people will shoot them down.


Lol, stay faggy, fags.

>>1832257

Who are your three favorite authors/poets?

I can cook and like clean.

>>1832235
>a woman can never understand them
That makes no sense. Women are the more empathetic gender.
Also the more emotional, which leads to the "bitches and whores" thing, but if they went here, it'd must be "aww poor darlings" and then some anger at all the rampant goddamn misogyny

>>1832287
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I'm a female INTJ.

There's nothing amazing about women. The closest you could get to something amazing about them is the fact that every last one of them is a whore and yet there are idiot males out there who trust them.

>>1832287
>"aww poor darlings"
Bullshit, you came here to feel better about yourself.

>>1832252
Nope, lots of practice on one guy. Had a long-term boyfriend who was desensitised from too much fappin'.

>>1832263
Three of each? Thomas Bernhard, Bruno Schulz, Dino Buzzati and Matsuo Basho, Cold Mountain, and Oliverio Girondo.

Not much, honestly, I'm a little average.. I play a lot of different instruments and I'm very kind and compassionate.

>>1832287
I don't know, whenever I mention I am female and also have feels a lot of robots claim that a female can never truly understand what they're going through. I am not angry about the misogyny, I just understand that many people here have suffered in some way and they make a lot of generalizations based on their own experience. anyway, I will always tell you that I love you /r9k/ when I have the chance. just please understand that not all females are bad people.

Good lord, and I thought I was a foreveralone loser. I can actually smell the angry ass-blood splattering the other side of my monitor.

>>1832322

I had meant in general, so three total, but this works. Do you study Comp Lit?

Also, are you a fan of Dickinson? I think I've seen you post on here before.

amy schumer

I'm really cute, apparently.
Other than that, I don't know what to say. The love interest thinks I'm wonderful, though. (He is a robot)

>>1832380
God I hate that twat.

>>1832333
I think the thing is that there's a lot of the-grass-is-greener going on, coupled with the fact that the social situation really is genuinely different for girls.

Guys who are shy, socially incompetent, not really self-confident, introverted, intelligent, and likely not all that comfortable with physicality end up either alone or with horrible parasites of some sort. Girls who fall into the same boat also generally don't end up with great guys, but they still tend to get way more practical experience - which is often useful even when it's bad (and I'm not saying it's pleasant, it's just experience).

Consequently, the aformentioned guys feel left out, which they are; and when the loneliness is corroding what's left of your soul into a vile slurry of rotted dreams and smashed hopes, it's awfully hard to feel sympathy for someone who appears (appears) to have it much better (and who IN SOME WAYS does have it easier).

Also, I hate my life and myself as much as pretty much all the other misogynists here, it's just that I tend to make friends with girls and so I've seen the other side of it. None of them want to actually touch me or anything, though, so I expect I'll still kill myself eventually. I'm just not going to blame women for it.

>>1832348
I do study comparative lit! And yeah, I've posted book-related things here a few times, so you may have seen me.

I actually am a fan of Dickinson! And was an extremely huge fan when I was younger. I did a paper a few years back on her use of the daffodil. I should probably revisit her poems again sometime.

Who would be your three favorites?

>>1832427
I agree with you completely. also, please don't kill yourself. if you have something you need to get off your chest do it (not necessarily here of course)

I'm very devoted to my artwork and have practiced seriously, in drawing and painting mostly but also writing, poetry, film, performance, music.
I am a very honest person, I do not lie or toy with people's affections.
I am a very loving person subject to periods of especially passionate love for life and friendship and let my loved ones know they are appreciated and try to make them happy.
People claim I am funny (I don't try to be though),
I enjoy a variety of music and listen to full albums whenever possible.
also I'm a lesbian

I'm sorry, there is nothing amazing or special about me.
I'm a personality disorder ridden virgin who never leaves the house.

>>1832287
>Women are the more empathetic gender
Not true at all. Men have a greater capacity for empathy.
(Most) Men are just as emotional as women, women just show it.

>>1832470
I won't as long as my cats still need me, although I see little point otherwise. But I wasn't planning to dump my personal problems in this thread, or otherwise /soc/ it up. I just wanted to point out that not all of us pathetic hopeless losers necessarily degenerate into misogyny, and indeed some of us find it probably at least as annoying as I expect you do.

>>1832513
let us meet up, have some akward conversations, make sweet love and then go back to our respective hobbies.

>>1831950
>Post what's so amazing about you.
I used to be a guy so I know how they think and what pleases them and how to touch a dick in just right the way to maximize pleasure since I used to have one.

>don't wear makeup
>don't wear girly bullshit
>don't care about height
>don't care about weight
>don't care about weewee size
>don't care about money

Is any of that amazing?

>>1832463

Top two are James Joyce and William Blake. Third is a tough choice, but probably Thomas Wolfe.

>>1832530
then I hope you have many, many cats. and if you feel like they don't need you always remember there are poor stray cats on the streets that no one takes care of.

>>1832548
>no make-up

That's somewhat amazing if you really mean it without all the fine print most women who say this attach to it.

>>1832537

Is it sad I wish you were being serious?

>>1832548
It would be to me! But I'm an ageing, broken, lonely guy whose few experiences with sex left me terrified of ever having anything to do with a real live girl ever again, so I don't know if that counts for much. For what it's worth, though, I know there are plenty of psychologically healthy guys who would appreciate all of those things.

>>1832565
No makeup at all. Unless chapstick counts.

>>1832578
I thought you were going to laugh at it or possibly be creeped out by it. No, that sounds pretty lovely. But I live in Sweden, so this will never happen.

I don't know.

I think I'm pretty funny.
I'm not clingy or stupid.
I hate clubs and being around people.
I like to spend my money on other people.
I like video games even though I suck at them.

Um, I don't know. I can't say any of these make me amazing,
but I think some of these things are desirable qualities in a female. I don't know...

>>1832548
So you're like a 1/10?

>>1832605

Those are desirable qualities if you aren't ugly.

Here's something amazing about women. Back in the day none of them would talk to me, let alone date me. Then my grandfather, grandmother uncle and aunt were killed in a car accident. They were all in car that was smashed by a drunk driver who ran a red light. My grandparents had willed me $74,000.00. Soon after I got the cash and put it away (I'm a cheapskate. I don't spend money unless I need to) word got around that "I had inherited a million dollars" and shockingly, all of the girls who didn't want anything to do with me back in the day were all over me. It was the most "amazing" thing ever involving women.

So fucking glad I got out of that town. I'll never be married or have kids. No fucking whore is ever going to get a dime of my cash. Sorry you dumb cunts, no money for you, not yours.

>>1832619
According to whose scale? You do realize that attractiveness is subjective, don't you? Personally, I find makeup and girly stuff to be turnoffs. I've heard other guys insist that girls aren't attractive unless they wear makeup. That's not to say I necessarily would find that femanon attractive. I'm pretty much only attracted to my own body type, which is scrawny as fuck; but quite a lot of my friends think girls who lack meat on their bones are hideous. So if you find makeup attractive, I'm sure she'd be unattractive to you; otherwise, how the hell would you know?

>tfw you know feels
>no one believes you

I'm a decent person. A failure, but it's not like I'm out to screw people (either way).

>>1832601

Thanks for the thought then. I'm British.

>I like cute shit mixed in with morbid/disgusting things in general
>I'm not white
>I don't like most red meat
>I'm in love with a cartoon character
>If I lived alone, I'd have nothing to eat/drink but unprepared vegetables, candy and tea because I can't cook
>I'm insecure

>>1832671
lol okay whiteknightbro

Attractiveness isn't that subjective. A pretty face is a pretty face, makeup or not.

Mfw sweden isnt even that far from the uk

>>1832605
I'm sold.

>has a extra tight pussy that can take big monkey dicks and is still tight after 100,000 dicks

Mfw this thread has much more posts than >>1832703

I'm proud of you, /r9k/

for those of you who have no replies, don't feel rejected.

I read ever post and I'm more hopeful than when I started the thread.

>>1832758
That actually is amazing.. but its in no way even slightly desirable, it is in fact horrendously repulsive.

>>1832723
>whiteknightbro
You trollin'. Or you thinkin' I'm going to try hooking up with her like I can't tell the difference between /r9k/ and /soc/. I just find it annoying when people act like their personal aesthetic preferences either are or should be universal. Mayvbe it's just because among my groups of friends, I've always tended to like something a bit different from most of the rest of the group. Though I figure if you actually have, y'know, friends, sooner or later you'd run into this phenomenon yourself.

>>1831950
Nothing really, and there's nothing special about you either.

>>1832723
naw man, I think you'll find that subjective matters are pretty subjective

>on /r9k/
>cannot into basic logic

>>1832807
That took you a while to come up with.

>>1832758
>100,000 dicks
>365 days/year
>1 dick/day for 274 years
>6 dicks/day for 45 years
>15 dicks/day for 18 years

>>1832772
I think it's a troll, dude.

>love cooking
>baking is my favorite thing
>love making roasts
> don't grill although I'm learning
>I try my best to stay in shape by going to the gym 2 to 3
times a week
>I like giving massages with whatever new oils or lotions I buy
> don't club often but I love dancing
>nerf gun fights. Ohgodyes
>I play vidjama games although I tank at fighting games. I like to smack talk despite it.
>I'm pretty awesome in mario kart
>love serving cocktails
>I keep the romance through surprise gifts. I don't expect the same in return though.

Passable?

I lold at your Logic skills

>>1832792
No, he's whiteknighting hard.

>>1832814
There are things considered universally attractive/unattractive, bro. But whatever you want to believe.

>>1832847
>nerf gun fights.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU where the hell can I meet someone like you?

These threads get my hopes until I realize I'd never meet girls like this and if I did they wouldn't want me.

>>1832888
different battle, demoralizing triplesguy

>not wearing makeup and being scrawny is attractive.
Well, I'm in, apparently
>>1832847
Nerf is pussy shit, Airsoft is where it's at.

There is nothing amazing about me.
All I have to offer besides my tits and vagina is my diminishing self respect.
I'm not an opinionated feminist bitch.
I've been told I'm extremely nice.
Probably around 6.5/10.

Continue being misogynist, the majority of women suck.
They're all attention whores. Anybody who tells you otherwise
is trying to sell themselves.

>straight, perfectly sized teeth
>C cup breasts
>perfect lips
>dark, thick eyelashes

>doesn't drink, smoke, do drugs, or party
>would rather stay inside
>loves to make other people happy, make things for them, buy things for them, etc
>likes to cuddle
>can spell and into grammar
>pretty intelligent, talking to her won't be talking to a brick wall or a dumb blonde, can actually hold decent, deep, and meaningful conversations with her
>likes video games and likes other generally nerdy things
>unless it's something idiotic, will do what you want to do
>loyal
>will do everything in her power to make herself look good for you and presentable and make you like having you by your side because you can be proud of her
>doesn't like to argue

>>1832950
Sorry I'm not man enough for airsoft?
>>1832883
Try conventions and hobby shops.

>>1833001
Quite the ego on you.

>>1832978
...you're alright.

>>1833018
I hate replies like that.
I just wanted to start a conversation.
You sounded cool.

Fuck women.

>>1833001
>straight, perfectly sized teeth
ok
>C cup breasts
ok
>perfect lips
ok
>dark, thick eyelashes
ok.... wait where's weight?

>doesn't drink, smoke, do drugs, or party
boring as fuck
>would rather stay inside
boring as fuck
>loves to make other people happy, make things for them, buy things for them, etc
ok i guess
>likes to cuddle
who doesnt?
>can spell and into grammar
ok
>pretty intelligent, talking to her won't be talking to a brick wall or a dumb blonde, can actually hold decent, deep, and meaningful conversations with her
pretentious
>likes video games and likes other generally nerdy things
eh
>unless it's something idiotic, will do what you want to do
define idiotic
>loyal
liar
>will do everything in her power to make herself look good for you and presentable and make you like having you by your side because you can be proud of her
good
>doesn't like to argue
ok

>>1833036
Sorry, which one are you?
Deleted last post because I quoted two posts and have no idea which gentlemen you were.

>>1833036
>ask question
>get serious answer
>complain that she gave you an answer instead of fawning over your intended compliment
>hate women because of it
Even as a joke, that was fucking retarded.

oh, I'm just better than an average girl. girls suck and I'm so not like other girls.

>>1833032
How is anything I said egotistical? I'm trying to think of things that could be considered "amazing" about me. Is it because I didn't include a humbling comment after everything I listed, like "yeah I'm boring" or "I dunno if this is amazing or not, but whatever"?

>>1833052
My weight isn't "amazing". It's just average. If you wanna know, I'm 5'6'' and 135lbs.
>pretentious
Jesus christ, I thought that being intelligent and not a dumb girl that just says "yeah!" "liiiike, okay." "i went to the mall and bought some new shoes they're soooo cute!!" was a good trait.
>define idiotic
Smashing windows in? I don't know.
>liar
ok

>Studying science at a very prestigious school
>Really into research, spend much of my time working in labs doing experiments
>Know how to program a tiny bit, planning to take more comp sci courses next year
>Spend my weekends playing video games and board games
>I'd like to think I'm not pretentious despite my school
>Generally described by others as bubbly, cheerful, personable
>Described by others as being decently attractive
>Usually date genuinely nerdy people (mostly comp sci majors)

>>1832303
>female
>INTJ.
Marry me

>nothing
That feel when more like a guy, incapable of making female friends, and get friendzoned on account of being an "honorary bro", even when not fat or ugly.

>>1833001
>straight, perfectly sized teeth, C cup breasts, perfect lips, dark, thick eyelashes
Basically someone to attractive to be common, and likely out of your ligue.
>doesn't drink, smoke, do drugs, or party
>would rather stay inside
So a boring person?
>loves to make other people happy, make things for them, buy things for them, etc
A person who is dependent on others for happiness, she's gonna be clingy as fuck
>unless it's something idiotic, will do what you want to do
No personality or backbone. No one will love everything you want to do.
>will do everything in her power to make herself look good for you and presentable and make you like having you by your side because you can be proud of her
Again, you really need someone to warship you? Sound kinda pathetic, and annoying. Bitch will be clingy.
>doesn't like to argue
Again with the submissive spinlas thing. Are you not smart enough to argue your stance, and do you not value finding out when you are wrong.

You really sound like you want an unrealistically beautiful, emotionally dependent, spineless, boring person for a woman. What are you sixteen? Cause if you are I'll laugh. Actually I'll laugh no matter what.

Pro tip: Find a female, any female, who actually likes you, respects you, and is ok looking to you. If you find her hot great, but so long as she is not but ugly you will be happy.

>>1833166
Not the femanon you've responded to, but I'm a female INTJ too
I'll marry you if you want...

>>1833175
Getting bro-zoned sucks.

>>1833155
NONE of those things implies stupidity. The fact that you have to put others down to elevate yourself to prove your worth to some anonymous fuck on /r9k/ shows that you have low self-esteem. Thanks for playing.

>>1833204
Agreed, so much

>gstatedi drill

>>1833185
R-really? You would do that?

But seriously, I'm interested, INTJ's in general are already scarce but a female? that anomaly. Do you go college or do you work? What are you doing?

I love you

>>1833155
>How is anything I said egotistical?
>perfectly
>perfect
Are they actually perfect?

>>1833166
>>1833185
I'm gonna guess there are a lot of female INTJs on r9k and 4chan in general.

In response to OP, I wouldn't say I'm amazing, but here's some cool shit about me.
>I'm smart
>I can cook
>I'm a ginger
>I can run for a really long time
>I can sing really well
>I make the people I love very happy
>I have the ability to stay on this board and enjoy the good parts of r9k in spite of all the shit

>>1833207
K, now tell me who exactly I was putting down.
And why are you so mad?

>>1833175
>honorary bro
You must be one hell of a bro. Come drink scotch and smoke a cigar with me.

Ill tell you about the chick I smashed last weekend, bro.

>virgin at 20 by choice, wanting to save it for someone who i love
>not shallow
>do not smoke, drink, do drugs
>in a top tier school for engineering
>highly involved in politics
>interested in philosophy
>likes nature and the outdoors
>average looking face, although some people call me pretty
>work out so my body is pretty good, and i'm a perky d cup

>>1833184
>so long as she is not but ugly you will be happy.
You've obviously never been a hot guy.

>>1833253
>perky d cup

this gave me a boner

>>1833224
Perfectly sized, I said. They're not perfectly white, perfectly straight, or perfectly bite-y or whatever else you're wanting. Their proportion to my face and mouth is perfect. They don't look too weird and small and chiclet-y, and they aren't huge and hanging out of my mouth either.

>perfect lips
I get told my lips are perfect a lot, and they're my favorite feature.
What are you wanting from me? Do you want me to list all my awful traits? I'll do that for you too.

>>1833238
>a dumb girl that just says "yeah!" "liiiike, okay." "i went to the mall and bought some new shoes they're soooo cute!!"

I'm mad because girls who try to flaunt their supposed intelligence by putting others down annoy the fuck out of me. If you are actually smart it will speak for itself without you needing to use less intelligent people as a point of reference. Therefore, you are either not smart or you have low self-esteem.

>not fat
>fairly attractive if I put the effort in, pretty average looking normally
>confident in myself to go outside with no makeup looking like shit all day not giving a fuck
>E cup bewbs
>used to be a shutin, have been lurking 4chan since '04 and subsequently have a wide variety of "nerdy" interests and an encyclopaedic nerdy and general knowledge base (if that floats your boat)
>have a science degree
>can draw paint, and play an instrument well and I'm into a wide variety of music
>incredibly mentally stable
>interested in current affairs, volunteering, helping out society
>don't smoke or drink, enjoy running and weight lifting
>have read at least 500+ books, have a vast book collection
>want to become a modern renaissance (wo)man
>completely loyal for life to those who win my affections
>hold high moral standards and goals
> INTJ

>>1833294
>not fat
>E cup

pick one

>>1833163
Want to blow shit up in my back yard with me?

>>1833288
Did I say that I'm the smartest fucker on the planet, get at me?
No.
I listed that because one of the things I value the most in a guy, if not the most, is intelligence and the ability to hold a good conversation. I've had my share of pretty dull people to try and talk to, and I don't like it. So I listed the fact that I am that way because I think it's appealing. I now know that it is not appealing to others. So I'll not say it anymore. Thanks for correcting me, and leading me to the light.

>>1833294
I hope you are the future me.
except I'm a D cup and INFJ

>>1833294
500 books is not than many, unless you only recently started reading. Who are your favorite authors? Pictures of your book collection?

>>1833247
Hell yes, make mine neat. Though I'd rather talk about physics than smashing chicks. Then we can share a comfortable silence.

>>1833305
Hormonal birth control is a wonderful thing.

>>1832644
Well good thing I'm not ugly, you crawling-up-butts animal.

>>1832744
:**

>>1833286
You sure you're not just overselling yourself?
List them.

>>1833314

Haha, sure. I'm more neuroscience + behavioral science, but I am always down for blowing up things.

Other physical things (as it looks like everyone's listing them and I didn't really go into it)
>Short-ish (is this a good thing or a bad thing? I honestly don't know)
>DD cups
>Never really wear makeup, as I think I look fine without it (I have pretty long eyelashes, naturally rosy cheeks, and pretty big red lips, so wearing makeup seems a little superfluous)

>>1833333
>quints
truly this woman is a goddess

I want to cum inside of you

lold at females listing being a shut in and hating people as positive qualities, they aren't.

>>1833215

That feel when you scared of the girl you was going to marry.

>>1833215
I'm going to college this fall.
For science.

I love you too

>>1832058

You taken a step backwards from reality and it's events.

>>1833349
>I'm more neuroscience + behavioral science, but I am always down for blowing up things.
>DD cups
>Never really wear makeup, as I think I look fine without it (I have pretty long eyelashes, naturally rosy cheeks, and pretty big red lips, so wearing makeup seems a little superfluous)
get off the internet and come back to bed, love

I'm as retarded as any of you maletards. Doesn't that make for an amazing community?

>>1833349
Not wearing makeup is a plus. Breast size is something I actually don't care about one way or the other. Being willing to do terrible things with science is a must. I'm actually interested in pretty much everything and think the world needs more people who specialize in being generalists.

It makes me sad that you're the first girl I've encountered who is willing to blow stuff up with me, and I'll never meet you. Just know that you're amazing as far as I'm concerned, okay?

>>1833385
do tell, how are you retarded?

>>1833390
>Just know that you're amazing as far as I'm concerned, okay?

i cringed

>>1833379
Guys a pro.

>>1833363
>>1833215
Is this real life? Is this actually happening?

>>1833390
>>1833390

This guy is making me cringe like hell. Reminds me of my neckbeard boyfriend who dumped me after 7 years for a "big girl" he met off /soc/ and completely "severed" contact. I swear this is probably him.

>>1833419
"big girl" probably means "fat as hell", not "6'1" right?

>>1833266
Between the hot girls and average girls I know, I'd rather dat the average girls. The hot girls almost all turn out to be shitty people while the average girls are smart and reasonable. And thats worth a lot more than hot.

This thread is so full of sixteen year olds, I dont know what to do.

>>1833419
Why the fuck does this even happen?

Are guys really getting that fucking retarded?

I welcome constructive criticism.

>>1833390

Thank you! You seem pretty cool too. I've never blown anything up before (other than fireworks), and I really enjoy destruction as long as I can be fairly certain that I won't fuck up and accidentally injure myself. I would probably enjoy blowing stuff up with you :)

>>1833363
Oh, you did respong I knew you would . Cool what type of science is it? I do Aeronautical Engineering, one day I'll build a aircraft and we can travel the world together!

I love you more <3

>>1833444
Ive been with nothing but hot girls, and Ive never had this problem.

Like I said, you've obviously never been a hot guy.

>>1833447
wait, you want a reply? Which one is you?

>>1833451
Respond*, I should really take the time to look over my work.

>>1833433
>>1833433
"big girl" means 300 pounds, 5 feet tall
i'm thats 3 times my weight almost

>>1833451
PSSST! You're doing it wrong, dumbass!

Aloof. BE ALOOF!

>>1833473
I-I'll try, it's just my love for her burns with the power of a 1000 suns.

so much cringe....

>>1833499
i sorta wanna cry at the false hope this soc thread is bringing to foreveralone virgins.

>>1833331
I honestly have no idea how many I've read, so it's a ballpark figure of fiction books I've read as an adult.

Favourite author is a hard one, but I'd say Terry Pratchett for his adorable moralfaggotory and nostalgia purposes. I like a lot of sci-fi stuff, really love PKD and harder science fiction authors like Greg Bear. I'm probably entry-level by whatever standards /lit/ has these days though (I haven't been on that board much since it was made, it was always just shitposting about Ayn Rand when I went there). I'm trying to read more classics but I need to buff up on my history and philosophy first since a lot of the context and concepts are a bit alien to me. More modern classic authors like Wilde and Orwell are fine though.

I don't have a picture of all my books, but I've got an 8 feet bookcase jam-packed and a few boxes in storage. I just got a kindle so I'm going to give away the ones that don't have special meaning to me just so I don't have to pack entire car-loads of just books when I move. If I ever settle down in one place I'm just going to have wall to wall books and have that delightful old bookstore smell.

>>1833328
Keep being awesome!

>>1833351
Holy fuck, quints! Hot diggety dog!

>>1833466
I have some kind of respect for dedicated fatty lovers. Like, the person who could (and occasionally, does) sleep with regular or athletic people, but will always choose the fatty over the athletic type, and will try to feed their lovers fat. It's ... well, dedicated.

>>1833517
No, she was just a "gamer girl" and they texted non-stop and apparently he had already made perform all his indecent fetishes within our 6 year relationship and was extremely bored w/o a challenge

>>1833511
Where there's a will there's a way! I just got to believe in myself and I'll definitely get the girl

>>1833529
>>1833529
made me*

>>1833529
hun don't let guys abuse you like that no more. Can't let the assholes walk right over you.

Also, talk more about that guy's depraved fetishes please :3

>>1833458
I never said I was, (I've been told I'm attractive but I honestly think I'm at best low average) nor did I say there was anything wrong with hot girls. I have known hot girls that did not suck, not many but I have known them. What I'm saying is that you dont need a hot girl to be happy, and that if you have to pick between the hotness and the personality, go personality. The idea that a girl has to be hot to be dateable is childish. Though if you are having fun with your hot girls I certainly wont try to tell you you arent.

>>1833451
I wanna do genetics or neuroscience, I can't quite decide. I just know that I want to do some human-y science.
please don't hate me I hear that some people don't consider biology to be science please don't hate me ;_;

>>1833515
One bookshelf and some boxes isn't really what I'd call a vast collection (I was hoping you had what you're hoping to have when you settle down). You seem like more of a genre fiction person, so you'll probably appeal to most of /r9k/.

What are you reading at the moment?

>>1833570
It wasn't really abuse. I got into it pretty well. You know how some people are born liking furry porn, foot fetishes or the opposite sex? Well I don't like any of those things but I totally get off on BDSM. Sexually, we were totally compatible and it was secretly fun to see how he tried to push my limits.

He was completely normal and attentive and not an asshole... Until I found out. I honestly stumbled upon it and did not suspect it at all. When I found out, he acted like it was normal, etc. and then turned into a complete and total asshole. I *THOUGHT* I'd look over it because you know, after 6 years of being together and around 10 years of knowing each other in general (we were both 28, supposedly both adults) I thought I would give him another chance, especially since it just seemed like "typical" cheating behavior. However he kept leading me on until a week later he moved all his stuff out. It was completely batshit bipolar... I asked him what the fuck was up and he basically told me to "back off, or else". After all that shit, I was convinced that he was totally and completely bipolar.

It's been 2 years. I'm still flabbergasted. Whatever though, I feel safer now.

I have a sneezing fetish that is easy to satisfy

I am eager to indulge in all your fetishes even the weird ones (except vomiting-ementophobic)

I'm a virgin

>>1833640
>Loves skinnyfat guys fhdskjhsf om nom nom

As an aesthetic permavirgin, I now hold you in contempt.

Seriously, how do you go for guys that look like a sparsely-hairy, melted vanilla icecream cone?

>>1833633
Sorry to disappoint. I'll choose my adjectives more wisely next time.

Just finished Brave new world revisited. It's got some damn prescient commentary as to why Huxley thought the psychology behind the marketing and advertising industries were going to end up controlling the masses. Lots of scaremongering about commies that looks quite quaint now though. Keep dabbling in How to Win Friends and Influence People too.

I probably have got myself stuck in a genre. I just noticed /lit/ actually has a sticky now so I might check that out to get out of my comfort zone.

>>1833602
You don't even need a woman to be happy. But I agree. Random fact though... Did you know looking at a beautiful woman activates the same reward centers of the brain as cocaine?

>>1833607
Wow, they sound like interesting subjects. If you want my opinion I think you should choose neuroscience it looks like it would be more of a challenge. Are you American?

I count biology as a science, and I'll never hate you!

>>1833708
She's afraid if the guy looks to good he'll fuck someone else. Either that or she has daddy issues.

>>1833708
Don't take it seriously, bro.

I can always make my boyfriend smile when he is sad. And I will listen to him talk for long periods of time about the hate he has inside, and even when he says that at one point in his anger, he "felt no love", not even for me, I'll still listen. And I'll hug him tightly, and kiss him, when he tells me how horrible he feels at times. And I tell him that it's okay, that I love him, and he should not be scared.. And when he wants to go do something with his friends, I wait patiently for him. And I make him sammiches when I can, and try to amuse him with my lame stories of childhood memories, and little incidents of mine. And I'll make him cute little comics for him to read and smile over. And when he feels like having sensual, lustful, animalistic sex, my only goal for that moment is to please him. And when he feels like cuddling, I play with his cheeks, and sometimes say cheesy little thins, even though I end up babbling because my brain hates me..

I know, it does not seem like much, but...those things make him happy, and seeing him smile brings tears to my eyes, because in this world where many are alone, and many have given up hope...He is what tells me that there is hope, that not everyone will hurt you, and love really does exist within truth..Because not everyone will lie to you. And, yeah. Haha..

>>1833735
>>1833708

Nah, all skinnyfat guys I've met were at least relatively nerdy and interested in bettering their mind. I've just sort of connected intellectualism with skinnyfat subconsciously and now find it SUPER ATTRACTIVEIVECSJFDS

>>1833782
You're like a puppy that will do anything to please its master
I like it

>>1833729
>Wow
Ugh...
>If you want my opinion
Assume she wants it
>I count biology as a science
Should've teased her about this
>I'll never hate you!
/life

... I like to buy people stuff and generally take care of them?

My fetishes kind of cancel anything good about me out though.

>>1833807
>>1833807
I'm curious. What are they? (I'm a femanon too and there is a lot that is good about me but I'm afraid mine do too :()

>>1833782
inb4 the countless foreveralone tears and "I love you"s

>>1833655
I wonder if that guy considers himself a nice guy.

>>1833826
Men being humilated/raped. I cannot get off to anything else, so it's kinda impossible for me to have sex with anyone.

>>1833851
Everybody on this board is into that for some reason.

>>1833851
Meh, I guess I would like that. Depends on what sort of stuff you like. Verbal abuse until the subject is broken down? Does that get you off?

Here's a start:
My ex and I broke up about 7 months ago. He's talking to me today about how much he realizes women are all shallow. I'm telling him that gender doesn't matter, most people are shallow. His response?
"You aren't. But you already know you're an amazing person. I just realize it more the more people I meet."

>>1833865
Let me try again

>>1833805
Hey, I'm just being supportive of my future wife!

>>1833874
That... could work, but I tend to be more into physical abuse. And as a submissive person myself, I can't really sorta act out my fantasies, y'know?

>>1833001
>you will never meet a girl like this

sultan rclexc

I actually listen when people come to me with a problem.

I ignore alphas who try to get my attention by acting obnoxious around me.

>>1833893
I have no idea what you're talking about, sorry. Care to explain?

Physical abuse is easier to cope with.

>>1833848
>>1833848

He think he's a really nice guy. He's honestly got qualities of /r9k/, like he's literally not that attractive. He has qualities that do make up for it, like the fact that he has a very attractive personality at first. Looking back, when I was falling out of love with him the most I would give him was a 5/10. He's also ginger, like... really ginger. On top of everything else.

I didn't know that he was really, really into "buying" women until a little bit after I started dating him. A couple months in, he started buying me shit and spending all this money and idk. I guess that's why he thought he was nice. It's a really huge turn off because I know that he did this in past relationships too, almost to the point of desperation (would go out with women who were only in it for the perks).

I know that deep down he thinks he is intelligent, attractive, smooth, charming, rich AND ON TOP OF THAT "NERDY XD" AND "A NICE GUY"

He's literally the male equivalent of a "gamer girl" or a poseur like that.

>>1833892
Marriage?! NO! What are you thinking?! You're not even 30 yet!

Don't throw your life away like this, bro.

>>1833909
Sorry, I'm sort of bad at explaining things.

But basically I liked it when dudes get beaten and broken, though I've no inclination to do that myself.

>>1833001
>Post what's so amazing about you
>You post physical features that you think are amazing

/r9k/: proving nice guys aren't actually nice since 2008

>>1833729
Yeah, I am. Are you?

thank you ;_;

>>1833923
How does a woman prove nice guys aren't nice?

>femanons
>proving that women are stupid since 2004

I'm a nursing student with a 4.0 GPA and I actually take the time to talk to my patients without running scared when they literally shit the bed.

>>1833911
>>1833911
and by qualities of /r9k/ I mean at first he appears like this "DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH" and so meek and beta and all like "why do you like me x(" and then the next second he is charming you and mind-controlling you

>>1833937
Sir, this post:
>>1833001
was made by a male.

>>1833911
I've noticed that girls I'm with really hate it when I try and buy them things. I used to just brush over it, but these days, I make a point out of alternating payment. That way, she feels like it's even, though if I feel like, I can still make sure it ends up as a net win for her (or I guess me, if I was feeling evil).
In fact, I've learned that the more a girl likes me, the harder it will be for me to pay for her, and the more she'll want to pay for me.
At times, I feel like /r9k/ is some weird parallel universe where everybody experiences a reality completely divorced from mine.

>It wasn't really abuse. I got into it pretty well.
I didn't mean the sexual stuff, I meant the emotional stuff.
Well okay, sex is in large part about emotions. Eh.

>>1833851
You get off to the thought/sight of your man being humiliated and raped? How do you respect and love a man like that? (I'm curious)

>>1833893
So... you want another man/woman to rape/humiliate him while you watch?

>have both feels and logic
>loving, but not a doormat for boyfriends, also like men who call out my bullshit
>in school for engineering
>intp master race

>>1833918
Not really, I'm bad at understanding.

Are you kind of... ashamed of it? I can relate to that. There's not just sub/dom, some people are "switches", and they, well, switch.

>>1833954
>every post I don't agree with is made by a male
>femanons could never post something like that

>>>/soc/
>>>/cgl/

those would be way better places for you.

>>1833957
>At times, I feel like /r9k/ is some weird parallel universe where everybody experiences a reality completely divorced from mine.
lol

Im guilty of making up stories for the sake of trolling the virgins further into their misogyny.

My boyfriend needs a gluten and lactose free diet.

I can make cookies, muffins, hot wings, all sorts of shit without any wheat or milk. I am an amazing cook that can make the perfect dinner in an hour.

>>1833945
I don't see why "meek and beta" equates "diamond in the rough", unless your last 15 boyfriends were alpha dawgs who beat you up all day.

>>1833347
Whoa sorry, I missed this post.
Kay, here I go.

>acne and acne scars everywhere
>no hips
>eyebrows that make me look like a man no matter what way I shape them
>fat thighs
>boring brown eyes and brown hair
>big nose
>very dry skin
>when I get nervous I get really sweaty and overheated

>really boring, hardly have any interests
>easily irritated
>collects and hordes random shit just because
>not a lot of energy to do things
>sleepy a lot
>generally unmotivated
>extremely awkward, only ever had one boyfriend and he hated me
>virgin and prudish, won't put out (one of the reasons my boyfriend hated me)
>socially awkward and not really up with the times, so I don't know what's "cool" or what's going on or how to act in certain situations, end up looking like an idiot

>>1833980
I never read stories on here, actually. But simply the fact that people assume that every girl (especially, argh, every feminist girl) will throw a hissyfit and DIVORCE RAPE you if you don't pay for the date, that's so weird.

Also, you need new hobbies

>>1833925
Sadly I'm English. But one day we shall unite and attract like how magnets with opposite poles. What state?

You're welcome. remember I still love you

>>1833915
I must grand wizard! Her warm moist hole awaits me!

>>1833957
>>1833957

Yeah, the emotional stuff was pretty bad. Completely rewired my way of thinking, thinking that he was the ideal and I should worship him and aspire to be like him. I guess that does count as abuse.

I just wasn't comfortable with him paying because I know he used to use his money in order to get average/homely-looking chicks to sleep with him. And then one day he told me that he thought fucking prostitutes was sick and distasteful. I hardly ever put these two together but HOLY SHIT thinking about him makes me hate him even more. Urgh.

That being said, I'm really submissive so if someone wants to pay, I'll be like "erm fine =("

>>1833785
>muscles = meathead/anti-intellectual

Going to go on the coffee/cigs diet and buy a blazer and some wayfarers. Then all the girls will think I'm an artsy INTELLEKSHWOOL.

You can't have a glorious body and have intellectual pursuits. It's just too much. It violates fundamental female logic. HURR DURR.

>>1833979
>doesn't not the use of third person pronouns describing the female

A board more suited to you:
>>>/gif/

>>1834019
>fannyflustered meat head detected

>/fit/ in charge of not being insecure faggots

>>1833983
Well, at first he would sell himself as just this whiny insecure kid that no one women would love because he was so boring and meek and just... no. And once you gave him a chance and went out with him, he would act like he's the hottest shit ever and like bitches are all up on his dick

>>1834026
>Haven't been on /gif/ in a long time
>Wonder if they have a cool funny gif thread
>1st thread is a gay thread
>2nd thread is a trap thread
3, is a big dick thread
4,source thread

How the great has fallen

>>1834026
>doesn't not the use of third person pronouns describing the female

reported

4chan is an 18+ site kid.

>>1833965
Ahh, see, I'm generally quite good at separating my fetishes from the rest of me. I can still love them completely, I just kinda... can't have sex with them.

And yeah, that's basically what I want.

>>1833971
There is sort of a sense of shame, really, 'cause I'm generally known as being loving albeit somewhat airheaded, and then there's just this sadistic part of me, so...

>>1834061
You just spaghetti'd all over here.


Reported for being underage, cause this shit is taught in high school. And by this shit, I mean reading.


>talking to her won't be talking to a brick wall or a dumb blonde, can actually hold decent, deep, and meaningful conversations with her
>talking to her
>to her
>her

>>1834042
>Well, at first he would sell himself as just this whiny insecure kid that no one women would love because he was so boring and meek and just... no
How did you ever get over that?

>>1834014
>I just wasn't comfortable with him paying because I know he used to use his money in order to get average/homely-looking chicks to sleep with him.
How would that even work? My experience is that this never, ever works out. Girls I know won't sleep with you because you paid for their coffee. Rather, they'll think you're some supplicating weak-ass punk.

>>1834068
I know exactly what you're talking about.

But you don't ever see yourself doing that? Not even in fantasies? Because I do, but then I might try it sometime.

>>1834040
>implying me being insecure has anything to do with this absolutely batshit retarded female logic that I've seen spouted ad nauseum from femanons

>>1833994
I live in California.

D: this is unfortunate D:

>>1834086

..I think he was just pointing out the fact that you don't know how to spell lol..

>>1834068
But not respect them, or at least not as much as the man raping your man.

And you can't have sex with them?

>average face
>pleb tier brown eyes, brown hair
>tall 5,9
>skinny mainly because of my love of the outdoors and kayaking
>short torso and long legs
>I used to have a unibrow when I was younger
>I never have had sex (my mom is a christian freak and actually checks my hymen)
>lolwut.jpg

>I enjoy nature, going outside, hiking, astronomy, using my telescope
>I also am fairly good at drawing and painting, I love art and all forms of it
>I'm introverted and prefer quieter and less social activities (reading, writing, vidya)

>>1834090
Are you kidding? He'd buy them shit, or literally give them money and they'd be willing to sleep with him. I don't know the details. He told me all this before he started dating them.

And I got over it pretty fast. Again, extremely manipulative personality. He was smart as fuck, I'll give him that.

>>1834103
whoops, missed the e in note.

>>1834094
No, I can't see myself doing it. I'm just a witness

>>1834104
I'm not really sure what you're trying to say there?

And, well, I could have sex with them no problem, really, I just wouldn't be able to orgasm from it...

>>1834113
>I never have had sex (my mom is a christian freak and actually checks my hymen)

allmyboners.jpeg

>>1834095
Oh my fucking god, bro. DON'T TAKE WHAT SHE SAID SERIOUSLY.

I'm not special or amazing.

But I like sewing and drawing, and I'm pretty good at logic puzzles.

>>1834116
I'm clearly doing something wrong then. In my experience, the fastest way to perma-friendzone is
- paying for stuff
- whining that no women love you

Well, this is OP signing off. Thanks.

At least there are girls more desperate and lonely than me on here. Not that it's really a good thing. And there are also some that actually caught my interest. I'm slowly starting to give fucks again, yay.

>>1834124
Respect. The thing men universally agree they'd rather have than love?

You still respect a man who has been humiliated, degraded, and raped? If so, you respect him less than the person who has done said humiliating/degrading/raping?

>>1834163
>The thing men universally agree they'd rather have than love?
lol no

and I don't think she even considers that.

>>1834163
Ehh? No no no, like I said, I keep them separate! Why would I not respect someone? For anyone, if they haven't intentionally harmed me or anyone else, of course I respect them

I confine such thoughts to fantasy. In reality, I have no respect for a rapist - rape is, after all, a disgusting crime and one of the worst things you can do to a person.

As such, this causes a lot of internal conflict...

>>1834097
Oh I heard it's one of the best places in America. How is it?

This is when the conversation usually dies down for me when I talk to girls, IRL or OL. Because I'm usually to beta to ask for contact details.

fuck it, it's the internet. Want to keep in touch via email or something? Friends or not I don't care

>>1834181
Most men would choose respect over love.

Google it.

>>1834183
You're very confusing.

>>1834192
HOLY FUCK so much cringe

>>1834199
Yeah, I tend to get that when people find out what I'm into...

>>1834113
> never have had sex (my mom is a christian freak and actually checks my hymen)
So she still does it? And brown eyes are god tier unless they're really dark.

>>1834199
difference between most and it being universal.

Nothing
I'm clinically depressed because I suck so much
Just like everyone else on this fucking board, just with a vagina and without your empathy.

>>1834205
shut up faggot and go kill yourself if you're cringing so hard

>>1834205
Why? Even if it was I guy I was talking to all along I would of still like to email him, I have pretty much no internet friends right now.

>>1834210
Oh, quit your damn nitpicking

>>1834206
You want to see your man get humiliated because it gets you off and you don't want to do it yourself, but you don't actually want it to happen.

Did I miss something?

>>1834246
No, that's basically it.

I'm not really known for making a whole hell of a lot of sense.

Because I looked like a foot in high school.

>>1834266
Dem eyes.
>iddayi sd

>>1834113
>short torso and long legs

sure hope you're not implying this is a bad thing.

>>1834266
you looked like a young natalie portman

>>1834259
So you just fantasize about an Alpha fucking up your SO, then raping him? And that's what gets you off?

>>1834338
Uhm, basically...

Play LoL with my actual name. No one seems to ask if it is though :[

>>1834358
This is actually not the first time Ive heard of this.

>>1834391
That's the most amazing thing about you?
disapointedblox

>>1834391
That's because everyone assumes it's fake

>>1834443
Bumping this thread, don' want it to die.

>skinny
>slightly tall
>love to smoke, drink, watch films, go to art galleries, concerts, and partake in other such festivities
>take absolutely nothing seriously. not to say that i'm a goofball 24/7, i'm actually pretty good at hiding it
>into politics, literature, philosophy, art, film, comic books, music
>like to co-cook meals with my significant others
>like bike-riding, camping and nature walks and shit
>not exactly extroverted, but sociable. that being said i appreciate alone time
>i find i'm actually pretty good at most things, but the one talent most friends like me for is drawing, even though i'm honestly not all that good. imagine H.R. Giger's subject matter with Mike Judge's style and ability
>penis is 6.5" long, it's longer when erect but i've never measured, and 5.5" thick if that sort of thing matters to you

oh wait this is for chicks huh

>>1834659
Sometimes I wish I was gay.
Remove the penis part and you'd have been my ideal woman

>no makeup
>virgin
>socially awkward
>attractive
>tall
>shy
>perverted fujoshi sex maniac I keep secret from everyone I know.

;_;

>>1834784
that all sounds pretty nice to me

I'm suprized this hasn't 404'd yet..

>>1834659

Oh my God, you got me all worked up....

Fuck you!

>>1834784

>tall

Deal Breaker.GIF

>>1838509
try fucking a small girl when you're 6', man.

she sounds neat to me. I don't understand why people don't like the fujoshi. It's kinda cute.

>>1838541

I'm 6'. The perfect height for a girl is about 5'1 in my opinion.

>>1838509
If you can't handle me at my tallest you don't deserve me at my shortest.