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    71 KB Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)00:03:07 No.1734719  
    THAT'S IT

    I'M POSTING THIS FOR EVERYONE WHO GOT TO THE LAST THREAD RIGHT AS THE IMAGE LIMIT WAS REACHED

    Every time, man. I miss it every fucking time. Will post mine in a few minutes.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)01:31:49 No.1735654
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    Where did my life go wrong....
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)01:32:57 No.1735671
    >>1735654
    >>>/mlp/

    That's where
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)01:41:31 No.1735765
    >>1735654
    Any particular reason you're going to kill yourself in two years?

    inb4 something MLP related
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)01:47:05 No.1735822
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    I always miss these sorts of things too.
    Contributin anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)01:48:35 No.1735841
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    Bless you based OP.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)01:49:40 No.1735853
    >>1735822
    Hello me

    seriously what the fuck
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)01:49:51 No.1735856
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    I met the Batman to my Joker in one of these a few months back.

    I KNOW YOU'RE STILL OUT THERE

    COME AND FIND ME SO WE CAN HAVE MORE WITTY BANTER
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)01:51:42 No.1735877
    >>1735853
    Clone brofist

    Are you here cause you can't sleep too?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)01:52:37 No.1735881
    >>1735877
    Fuck me sideways, yep
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)01:52:56 No.1735882
    >>1735841
    >nearsighted pedo necrophiliac
    One out of three, I'll take it.

    I haven't tried any anorexics yet, want to come to the US sometime?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)01:53:09 No.1735885
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    Life is gooooooooooooooood.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:00:38 No.1735953
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    Stats Explanation: I've been told I'm cute, hot, or handsome alternately throughout my life. I've never been the hottest, however. I'm pretty intelligent by normalfag standards, in that I'm fairly smart both bookwise and in terms of common sense. I'm /fit/, swimmerfag ottermode with great cardio and no medical conditions. Poor cause of my career, 100% sane. I get laid occasionally and don't have trouble getting girls interested in me. I tend to be a little shy when I'm alone meeting new people, especially fly honeys. My life be like.
    >> ubermayne 03/13/12(Tue)02:01:17 No.1735960
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    >>1735856
    I
    am
    batmayne
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:01:26 No.1735962
    >>1735881
    I actually feel a little better knowing theres someone else out there almost exactly like me...

    Thanks, anon.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:03:33 No.1735990
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    Do I really exist?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:04:55 No.1736002
    >>1735960
    YOU'RE NOT THE BATMAN
    YOU'RE JUST A PHONY

    >>1735990
    >intelligence that high
    >all other stats that low

    I don't think so.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:08:15 No.1736028
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    Use color to indicate your mood/feelings.

    ex.
    >red/black - anger, hate
    >orange/navy - caution, confusion
    >navy/grey - confidence, security
    >yellow/blue - happiness, comfort

    Short story of my life:
    >abusive mother
    >hated people/self/world
    >met a girl and connected with friends
    >epiphany
    >anger/hate turned to confidence and determination
    Just finished a temp job today. Probably going to look for something more secure until I can afford university.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:09:19 No.1736042
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    lol here i go
    >> ubermayne 03/13/12(Tue)02:09:30 No.1736043
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    dar anatomy, sorry im not studying you, i will in a moment
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:11:04 No.1736056
    >>1736043
    >Batman
    >1 wealth
    >not drawing perfectly
    >not having perfect stats in everything

    A BIG, FAT PHONY
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:12:11 No.1736064
    >>1736028
    >orange/navy - caution, confusion
    Edit: orange/navy - apprehension
    >> ubermayne 03/13/12(Tue)02:12:54 No.1736073
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    >>1736002
    i said batmayne bitch. Besides I guarantee I'm the most batman person on this board and at least twice as joker as you.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:15:50 No.1736096
    >>1736073
    Most likely, I'm more Zsasz but Batman doesn't want to get in his pants, he just wants to kill him.

    >thought you would have gone for Ozymandias with the Tut picture
    >Batmayne
    >what are you doing
    >this isn't /co/
    >you're just being ridiculous
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:17:30 No.1736110
    >>1735882
    I've been to America a few times to visit family and it was awful since they love food, sports and socializing so much.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:17:55 No.1736115
    >>1736028
    Virgin -yes
    Sex life - 4/10.
    Seems legit.

    No second and third base do not count for anything.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:19:21 No.1736124
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    first time making 1 of these
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:20:56 No.1736138
    >>1736115
    That says 2/10, as in I have a penis and masturbate.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:22:10 No.1736152
    >>1736110
    I hate food (if you exclude coffee) and sports (unless there is a fatality or serious accident), and I only socialize in an attempt to find people that can relieve my sexual dysfunction.

    There is a quiet, scenic side of America, free from sports-loving, loud-mouthed fatties. It is a beautiful place that makes me a patriot.

    I, of course, could always go to Scotland again, but it may be some time from now and I'm not sure how much longer you can survive.

    >>1736138
    It should go without saying, but that doesn't count.
    >> ubermayne 03/13/12(Tue)02:22:46 No.1736158
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    >>1736096
    I'm who I am because of batman, he was my guidance. Hobbies are for weaklings, I just am here to help with social reform and bring harmonious coherence between us.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:24:17 No.1736175
    this chart is a bit shit if people can get 2/10 and 4/10 mixed up
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:24:57 No.1736183
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    rate and hate, brothers, rate and hate
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:25:15 No.1736186
    >>1736152
    0/10 - no sexual reproductive organs, sex life is therefore non-existent
    1/10 - sex is a possibility but not happening for whatever variety of psychological/social/cultural issues
    2/10 - sexual appetite exists
    3/10 - sex rarely
    4/10 - sex sometimes
    5/10 - average
    6/10 etc.

    You get the point.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:25:57 No.1736190
    >>1736138
    Yeeeeeeah.
    Doesn't count. Don't know what you're trying to say. If 2/10 is bein in possession of a penis, then 10/10 is not that far a jump and doesn't say much for it.

    Tl;dr
    Can't tell if cynic or retard.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:26:23 No.1736193
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    this is me. lolbloxasdf
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:28:35 No.1736208
    >>1736190
    see
    >>1736186

    Also, define the "average" in terms of sex life and compare it to statistical data compiled over the course of the past five years.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:28:47 No.1736210
    >>1736186
    This is /r9k/.

    0/10 - Average
    1/10 - Touched a boob maybe once
    2/10 - Felt up a chick, maybe touched her pussy
    3/10 - Definitely touched someone else's genitalia on one occasion
    4/10 - Done something like had a blow job, had a former sex life, definitely below average
    5/10 - Have had sex
    6/10 - Have had sex multiple times
    7/10 - Currently have sex on a good basis
    8/10 - Currently have sex on a very regular basis
    9/10 - Mind-blowing sex life
    10/10 - Casanova doesn't have anything on this shit
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:31:43 No.1736226
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    Flying diilaryo
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:31:43 No.1736227
    >>1736210
    >sex life
    >dependent on how far you've gone with a girl
    >5/10 if you had sex once when you were 15 and never again since
    You don't know what a sex-life is, do you?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:32:31 No.1736231
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    it pisses me off how so many people greatly overestimate their own intelligence in these threads. people in r9k might have average intelligence at best.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:32:42 No.1736233
    >>1736193
    >single: no
    >virgin: yes

    If your partner isn't fucking you they are fucking someone else. This is one of those cruel, unshakeable facts of the universe, like gravity and death.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:34:15 No.1736246
    >>1736227
    NOT A SINGLE FUCKING CLUE, MY GOOD MAN

    NOT A SINGLE FUCKING CLUE
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:34:45 No.1736254
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    >>1736227
    This.
    >In human sexual activity, a sex life is that sector of a person's day-to-day existence which involves sexual activity.
    >Sexual activity can be classified in a number of ways. It can refer to acts which involve one person, such as masturbation, or to two people, such as sexual intercourse, oral sex, or mutual masturbation.
    /r9k/ confirmed for ignorant and delusional. Later, fags.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:36:11 No.1736266
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    Average in most respects
    >> skraa !!epKbtlygvIO 03/13/12(Tue)02:38:31 No.1736284
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    weebles wobblebut they don't fall UP
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:38:46 No.1736287
    >>1736266

    orientation: straight, wups.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:40:27 No.1736298
    >>1736231
    >autodidact during formative years
    >independent and completely self-sufficient by 17, despite mental illness
    >evade imprisonment, enroll in college
    >grants, grants everywhere
    >get formal education for free
    >effortlessly get 4.0 with plenty of extra credit while still studying for med school on the side

    Yes, university is ridiculously fucking easy for the first year or two, but I'll be damned if I don't consider myself considerably more intelligent than the average person. I base my opinion of myself entirely off of what I've seen from my peers, and I'm sure that my idea of my intelligence will change dramatically the farther I advance in my formal education.

    HERP DERP HURR

    It's really refreshing to see someone humble on /r9k/, though, don't get me wrong. I just think highly of myself due to my performance and the behavior of others.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:41:42 No.1736310
    >>1736254
    This. I'm out too.
    Have fun crying everyone.
    >> skraa !!epKbtlygvIO 03/13/12(Tue)02:42:02 No.1736319
    >>1736183
    is that filth I see?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:43:21 No.1736326
    >>1736231
    But compared to the rest of the world (or for you, North America) you possess more practical knowledge than the average person. Yet you rate yourself below average?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:44:25 No.1736337
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    Feels below-average man
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:45:13 No.1736348
    >>1736152
    >I only socialize in an attempt to find people that can relieve my sexual dysfunction.

    Is this the nice way of saying you murder them and fuck their corpses?

    If you're a woman you can fuck mine.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:46:48 No.1736366
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    couldn't remember what I wore at age 14
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:46:57 No.1736368
    >>1736348
    If I deny any accusations you made in your first question and say yes to the second, will you tell me where and when?

    I'm being completely serious

    Please respond
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:48:27 No.1736376
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    Because I am an attention whore I am going to post my picture from the last thread
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:48:37 No.1736381
    >>1736298

    hell man, you deserve to think highly of yourself. i did well in college but i still know i can be an idiot, hence my average score.

    what bothers me is that people's ego get out of control because they never did anything intellectually challenging. if they did, or had truly intelligent people around them, they would know how slow the really are. sadly people just make sammichs all day and still think they have everything figured out.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:51:49 No.1736407
    >>1736381
    >yfw I am the poster that makes sammichs all day
    >I do so because I enjoy it and need to expose myself to other people to maintain my mental stability
    >so quick to judge, robot
    >didn't the labcoat give anything away?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:52:26 No.1736413
    >>1736326

    knowledge != intelligence sadly

    i'm a slow learner for the most part. i had to take a lot of time to learn what i know now.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:55:59 No.1736454
    >>1736407

    you make sammichs?... lol didn't see your picture, i had a certain female friend in mind that complains about "stupid shithead" customers all the time. she works at a deli.

    wth are you making sammichs for tho?! you some kind of will hunting? lol
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)02:58:12 No.1736477
    >>1736368

    Honestly that makes me more comfortable than when I assumed you wanted to have sex with me while I was alive.

    I don't want to die just yet but I'm sure I'll become suicidal soon since every facet of my life is a cruel joke so post an email for me to contact when that happens and we can arrange a meet-up/murder/corpse collection spot, it would be cathartic to know that someone would get something nice out of my death.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)03:00:49 No.1736507
    >>1736454
    Yeah, I work at a cafe and I voluntarily work in the back, away from the customers, mindlessly making sandwiches all day. I don't have to go grocery shopping, the work requires no effort, and I get good experience on my resume that shows that I don't mind working with the public (even when I'm not). The only real work is polishing my social skills and blending in with normalfags all day, staying accustomed to controlling myself around a large number of people in fairly close quarters. It's good for me. The pay is shit, but I don't care about money, so long as I have enough to keep a roof over my head and some gas in my car.

    Your friend should get a new job. I'm sure there's some other entry-level, minimum-wage position she can easily find that she won't hate.

    >>1736477
    Check the email field, my future fuckbuddy.

    Honestly, I'd still like to try having a go at someone anorexic. Surely a living skeleton in extreme pain is worth a shot.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)03:01:14 No.1736509
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    >tfw I'm in shit tier life.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)03:01:58 No.1736519
    >>1736507
    >that feel when you accidentally the email field
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)03:04:32 No.1736533
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    yep

    >with icysistb
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)03:04:38 No.1736535
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    Not gonna do that other shit cuz I can't draw.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)03:06:41 No.1736553
    >>1736533
    Please don't get fat

    Even skinny, shapeless girls can find someone that will love them.

    If you get fat, there will never be any hope, ever.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)03:11:32 No.1736590
    >>1736553
    that would be okay
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)03:18:06 No.1736658
    >>1736590
    How was that not bloxxed?

    Curiousbloxblox
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)03:19:28 No.1736674
    >>1736590
    >>1736658
    It was so depressing that our great robot overlord allowed it.

    Also, nothing is ever okay here.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)03:24:36 No.1736723
    >>1736366
    daww you'll find someone :)
    I'll talk to you if you'd like! ^_^
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)03:24:57 No.1736728
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    >>1736535
    Great choice for an image
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)03:31:15 No.1736792
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    Tried my best to fill it out. I miss my old hair.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)03:42:00 No.1736897
    >>1736507
    >Honestly, I'd still like to try having a go at someone anorexic. Surely a living skeleton in extreme pain is worth a shot.

    TBH I have a lot of sexual fantasies about being brutally tortured to death by a sadistic woman, I guess since I am very submissive in nature and I can't imagine anyone ever being attracted to me in a healthy way or having any sort of healthy intimate relationship with someone.

    But of course I wouldn't enjoy it IRL and I'm so mentally and physically frail it probably wouldn't be satisfying for you either since I'd be psychological broken just from shaking your hand and then you might kill me by accident since I feel like I'm always one stressful situation any from a fatal heart attack and probably have like half the blood in my body that I'm meant to and dangerously low blood pressure and a bunch of other medical problems.

    >>1736519
    Added to my (very small) contacts list :3

    So, um, where have you visited in Scotland?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)03:48:59 No.1736952
    >>1736231

    are you gonna get an organ taken out soon or something?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)03:53:33 No.1736987
    >>1736231
    I don't think I am necessarily more intelligent than most people, but I like to think I am incredibly open-minded and that I see the value in everything, and can see how the world operates, to some degree.


    Academically I am a dumbshit, I used to be able to do maths and science but I slowly forgot how to learn them, but this is mostly because I do no work and do not apply myself at all.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)03:57:50 No.1737022
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    Future sounds about right, no?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)03:58:03 No.1737024
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    I DONT CARE HOW OLD THIS THREAD NOW IS HERE IS MY PICTURE I WORKED SO HARD ON FOR THE PAST HALF HOUR
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:04:36 No.1737090
    >>1737024

    You're going to get a hat. Best future.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:08:30 No.1737119
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    I like seeing people's personalities come through these DIY-pictures. Those who spend more time trying to make their pictures all neat and pretty are obviously more artistically inclined that those who don't, for example.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:10:04 No.1737131
    >>1737024
    So I see you're an archaeologist...
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:11:26 No.1737139
    >>1737024
    >>1737131

    Actually I necromanced the thread with >>1737022 but >>1737024 had fortunate timing. It's the least alone I've felt in days.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:13:43 No.1737156
    >>1737139
    I've got a large bone for you to examine...
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:14:36 No.1737165
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    cats everywhere blox
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:15:08 No.1737167
    >>1737024
    can i make bone to examine jokes? >:3
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:16:14 No.1737173
    >>1737156
    PIease respond, pIease
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:16:39 No.1737178
    >>1737139
    Well then HELLOO THERE other person who wanted to make one of these fancy pictures, how is it on your side of the internets?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:18:20 No.1737194
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    i dont know my comment keeps being unoriginal !!!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:18:47 No.1737199
    >>1737156
    I uh... I have nothing for that other than shock and perhaps a blush.

    Though I will let you know that in the field, if we're not sure if it's a bone or not, we lick it...

    (the pores from the bone will stick and pull on the tongue, so then you'll know it's bone. Kinda cool, kinda gross)
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:19:02 No.1737202
    >>1737165
    cool clothes if realistic!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:19:56 No.1737210
    >>1737178

    Pretty good actually. Got some decent online roleplaying in earlier. Really deepened both our characters and shit. I'll miss that when I get a job.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:21:24 No.1737222
    >>1737156

    Neat. Post a pic and I'll tell you all I know.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:21:27 No.1737225
    >>1736193

    omg, you're me
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:22:00 No.1737231
    >>1737199
    >not single
    >flirting on 4chan
    brace for impact
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:23:54 No.1737241
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    This shit took forever, I am disappointed by the lack of Canadians ITT.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:25:49 No.1737253
    >>1737231
    >bracing for no one giving a fuck
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:27:31 No.1737260
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    Sorry for the shoddy art on it. Tried my best.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:32:09 No.1737291
    >>1737241
    I fucked up the info, sorry its 4:30 in the morning. Genders males and orientation is bi.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:41:33 No.1737354
    >>1737291

    I didn't even notice. It's only 1:30 but I guess I'm up too late too.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:46:25 No.1737382
    >Almost everyone claims to have above average intelligence.

    Don't kid yourself, anon.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:47:55 No.1737391
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    Honestly I'm pretty cool with my life. It has massive ups and downs, and a shit ton of problems, but I think I'll be aight.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:50:40 No.1737412
    >>1737382

    To be fair most people are really really really fucking stupid and /r9k/ is full of nerds who's only positive trait is brains.
    >> Larceny !d/yWdq5D62 03/13/12(Tue)04:51:56 No.1737418
    >>1737382
    >doesn't understand samples
    >doesn't understand ratings don't have any measurement-criteria and so aren't necessarily comparative
    >tries to sound smart by demeaning others
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:54:33 No.1737436
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    Oh god why am I so boring oh geeze oh geeze
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:19:44 No.1737608
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    I wanted to draw a bear in the last frame but I got lazy.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:25:27 No.1737643
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    If anybody knows me in real life they will instantly know who this is.

    Bite me.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:26:22 No.1737651
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    literally an hour in ms paint, im a perfectionist with little talent
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:34:04 No.1737694
    >>1737651
    here
    I always feel that someone needs to comment in these threads so.
    >>1737436
    whats it like being a call center agent?
    >>1737608
    What was it like having extremly long hair and cutting it off?
    >>1737643
    Ive heard several explanations for what a transgendered person is. Care to explain?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:39:02 No.1737720
    >>1737694
    >What was it like having extremly long hair and cutting it off?
    It was getting so long that it was just extremely annoying to live with. I like it much better now that it's shorter though. Some people agree, some liked it longer, some prefer it shorter still. Meh.
    >that feel when you cut your hair and some girl says she would've fucked the shit out of you when you had long hair
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:40:21 No.1737730
    >>1737720
    >that feel when you cut your hair and some girl says she would've fucked the shit out of you when you had long hair

    Well its official im never cutting my hair.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:40:37 No.1737733
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    Might've become a narssicist in the progress.

    But hey, rather love myself than being unloved.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:41:11 No.1737738
    >>1737694
    The terms associated with it are pretty unclear due to the ambiguity surrounding it. It basically describes anyone who is born with the wrong gender/biological sex, so to speak on a general level. Some people don't want to do transition though. I probably won't ever since I look quite masculine and pumping myself full of hormones and chopping my dick off doesn't really make me a girl.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:42:22 No.1737747
    >>1737733
    What are some o the most common crimes committed in sweden? What kind of lawyer will i be.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:44:30 No.1737761
    >>1737738
    oh. well i'm sorry about that. Not that you should feel bad about it. Be who you want.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:46:39 No.1737773
    >>1737747
    You be*
    sorry its late
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:47:59 No.1737779
    >>1737730
    As long as it's healthy and looks good. If you have straight hair, you always brush it. If you have curly hair, you damn well should do your research and don't fuck with it when its dry.
    Let me braid and fuss over your hair
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:49:30 No.1737792
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    I don't know if I my progression...
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:49:42 No.1737793
    >>1737694
    >whats it like being a call center agent?
    I haven't started yet, I just have the job secured.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:50:28 No.1737795
    >>1737747

    Public defenders doesn't make much money at all (still make more than most jobs though) and are generally seen as bad guys by ignorant idiots. Law firms for criminal defenders might give slightly more if you're good. Become a business lawyer in a law firm or in a large company if money is what you like.

    If you want power and money, become a judge.

    If you want to be a good guy, become an attorney.

    If you don't care about grades, turn papers at some government authority for decent pay.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:52:22 No.1737803
    >>1737747

    Most common crimes would probably be economic crims. Like scammers and such. Also assault and rape would be more "common".

    If you don't count speed tickets or parking tickets as crimes.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:54:22 No.1737817
    >>1737779
    >Let me braid and fuss over your hair
    believe me i already do far too much.
    >>1737792
    whatya holdin in the second picture?
    >>1737793
    any other ambitions you got waiting for you?
    >>1737795
    yah public defenders always seemed cool.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:55:20 No.1737826
    >>1737817
    >believe me i already do far too much.
    Does that mean you wouldn't take kindly to me running my fingers through and french braiding your hair
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:56:00 No.1737829
    >>1737803
    funny for some reason i never really imagined swedes commiting crimes. Im sure that sounds ignorant but if i had to choose a place to not get raped sweden would be up there.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:57:21 No.1737837
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    fucking touchpads FUUUUUUUU
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:57:22 No.1737838
    >>1737826
    >>1737826
    clean fingers are fine but braids are a no go.
    I gave my friends dread once and he looked like he wanted to die.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:59:09 No.1737848
    >>1737837
    what is your natural hair color?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:01:01 No.1737856
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    There we go. Took awhile
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:01:34 No.1737857
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    fully rehabilitated normal fag yo, go see a doctor and get them to actually diagnose you with depression so they can dose you up on antidepressants and you can live a normal life.

    you'll thank me later.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:01:52 No.1737858
    >>1737817
    Pretty stoked to slowly spiral into depression as I squander my youth either as a wage slave or pursuing a useless degree at a third-rate college.
    I hope an external force sets my life on a different course, 'cause I don't have the gumption to do it myself.

    Thanks for taking an interest. Really.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:02:18 No.1737860
    >>1737856
    do you have a bigger version of the kfc picture?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:02:53 No.1737866
    >>1737848
    strawberry blonde? kind of the first one (as far as MS paint colors go, anyways.) it's always going to be some variant of red, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:04:32 No.1737872
    >>1737858
    No problem bro.
    Cant say i'm too full of wisdom or gumption myself but i try to see what i can do to help get by.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:05:17 No.1737877
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    >>1737860
    Of course I have a larger version
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:07:22 No.1737882
    >>1737877
    what the fuck is an onion salt?!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:07:26 No.1737883
    >>1737877
    Thanks Metal wizard.
    KFC brings out the black in me.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:10:15 No.1737897
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    >>1737882
    its a type of salt that is quite common in recipes.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:12:53 No.1737908
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    yeh okey
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:14:15 No.1737917
    >>1737908
    what are you studying for?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:15:16 No.1737924
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    i wanna be...
    a pokemon master...
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:15:40 No.1737926
    To all the female virgins ITT: Stop lying. You're going to get my hopes up. You assholes.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:16:19 No.1737930
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    After doing this, i might gonna be allrigth ! ;)
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:17:14 No.1737935
    >>1737924
    thats a pretty good pic.
    like the detail.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:18:24 No.1737944
    >>1737917
    Applied linguistics. I'm especially interested in the Internet's influence on American English, which is surprisingly extensive, and the way people use language on the Internet.

    Eventually I'll probably just run a bar, though. All I really want to do is write fiction and poetry.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:21:01 No.1737963
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    If only I was wealthy, if only I had money... All of my dreams could be made a reality. But life doesn't work that way.

    Oh well.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:21:12 No.1737968
    >>1737944
    bar owning would be good inspiration.
    Do you think that someday the phrase "lol"
    will be an accepted everyday word.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:27:44 No.1738007
    counterpoint: 3D a shit
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:28:28 No.1738014
    >>1737968
    I think it already is (in written form) among net-literate people under the age of 25 or so. It's only a matter of time before the stigma of saying it aloud fades. One thing that's interesting about Internet language is that spoken forms spring from written forms instead of the usual vice-versa.

    Here's a small mindfuck: who decides what words are and are not "proper" English? Think about it. Dictionaries, even the biggest and most prestigious (that is, the Oxford English Dictionary), are staffed by a relative handful of people with no real oversight except their own wits and collective opinions. Even in France, where the language is managed by a government-controlled academy, a bare smattering of people determine language policy for tens of millions of speakers. Language standardization is very important in writing, but not so much in speech, so it can make you think twice about correcting someone's misspoken aphorism or incorrect word choice in a conversation, if you really take to heart the idea that spoken language policy is more or less arbitrary. After all, language's chief purpose is communication, and as long as two speakers are mutually intelligible to each other, their shared language is serving that function. Even if you know it's "acorn" and not "egg corn," if you know what the other fellow's trying to say, it doesn't matter how he says it.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:31:13 No.1738035
    >>1738014
    that's actually quite more interesting then i thought it would be. I never thought about it much. kinda reminds me of new speak.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:32:37 No.1738042
    >>1738007

    Rendering gives me more monies than 2D drafting, and it's more entertaining. :3
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:33:31 No.1738049
    >>1737935
    thanks,
    took awhile.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:35:11 No.1738067
    >>1738035
    Yes... in a world where saying a couple of words can bind you to another person for the rest of your life (divorce notwithstanding), it pays to acknowledge the power and pervasiveness of human language.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:47:07 No.1738145
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    Life right now is awesome and tiring.

    I wonder if anyone has said that on /r9k/ yet..
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:52:52 No.1738169
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    I dont like the way it be

    but it be
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:53:34 No.1738172
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    Original text to appease the robot.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:55:16 No.1738181
    >>1738145
    >Not having a definitive answer for "gender"

    Stop needlessly complicating shit just to make weird people feel better.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:56:07 No.1738188
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    Not too bad, me thinks.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:56:34 No.1738190
    >>1738181

    wat

    watbloxxorzwqafnwfweq
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:59:00 No.1738205
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    Contribution on my behalf. Gentlemen.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:12:38 No.1738242
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    i was going to say "whole lot of 'really' in this thread" but people who say "really" might need spat on
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:16:42 No.1738250
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    awright, here is mine.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:33:27 No.1738303
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    >>1738181
    what

    bigfloppydonkeyblox
    >> myself Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:34:47 No.1738308
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    here i am.. pretty boring
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:04:22 No.1738454
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    allow me to pay lip service to the might god of blox
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:32:45 No.1738586
    >>1738454
    I'm not entirely sure what the hell you're supposed to be.


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