>>1725811
>When she starts crying and talking about never having any friends
Reminds me of something...

>mfw i've watched the all
>mfw no face

;_;
>tfw i could relate to the whoregasm lady

for me. it's the video where they're doing anal and the guy traps a fly up in her anus.

I'm not sure if I saw this on efukt or not but after I saw 3 guys 1 hammer I avoid anything that looks like it could be fucked up.

Yeah, that one is brutal.
For some reason the most memorable for me is that guy who drives around fapping in his car. Also the one guy who jacked off in a hotel room for like years waiting for a maid to walk in and help him out. What the fuck.

The man who had an unfortunate run in with a high hell to his penis.

I've fapped to a couple of the videos on their website.
Trying to cum before they cut away to Michael Jackson or random stock footage is like Time Attack mode for masturbation.

>>1725811

May I pIease have the link to said video?

Probably that one where the guy was getting his first ever blowjob.

There was techno music and the girl was blowing him with a condom on (for good reason lol). The fucking faces that the guy was making had me cracking up so hard.

Also, can someone post a link to this whoregasm video? I'd like to see it.

>>1725828
>it's the video where they're doing anal and the guy traps a fly up in her anus
Oh man, any link ? I have to see that.

The clip of the girl that has an intense orgasm, from a fucking machine, she starts yelling in gibberish and has a downy face on.

Saw it on xvideos as well

>>1725843
For fuck's sake, google does still exist you lazy cunt. Anyway, feeling generous ...

http://efukt.com/20917_Whoregasm.html

>>1725849
I'm not the guy you quoted but I easily found the link in my history:
http://efukt.com/20936_LOL:_Dude_Kills_Fly_During_Rough_Anal.html

efukt 4 life.

The one where the guy is making fun of girls applying to his agency.

Makes me lol

>>1725866
Thanks dude. When I looked on google, I found a "anus fly trap" which is, according to urban dictionary, "when someone,usually a male, clamps there ass cheeks on a persons nose(usually alseep) and then farts. a very horrible experience".

>>1725867
That guy is so cruel. And how about that Khan Tusion faggot? I would gladly kick the shit out of that scumbag given the chance. "Expression of romance," my fucking ass.

>>1725866
absolutely the funniest thing I've seen in a month

>>1725862

I feeI terrible for her. Apparently l am capable of empathy.

>>1725894
I felt stirrings of sympathy for her.. but then I realised she's probably just like any other vapid bitch ever. No friends my fucking ass.

>>1725894
Yeah, it's hard watching. Interestingly enough I've watched it like ten times.

>>1725912
Makes sense to me. She's young, reasonably attractive when made up and probably been made to feel popular and beautiful for the first time in her life. This is a rare look into her soul. Damaged, very damaged.

Another awful one is that bukkake where all those niggers are abusing the chick they're cumming on.

look up 'dangers of cbt' or some shit like that. its fucking brutal.

Ginger goober in multiple bukkake vids.
Guy who keeps saying goober while being stopped recording a slut doing slut stuff in public.
Trolling of wannabe porn stars
Old guy making dying noises every time he orgasms
Stuttering pete or whatever he is called
Billingual whore

There are lots, recently Ive been looking at the old videos again and man, I spent like a whole evening laughing and watching vids on efukt.
LInk to the whoregasm one would be appreciated, I dont remember it.
Also, anyone know anything about that taliban "snuff" video? I didnt watch it because I dont care for actual killing, just humiliation and the like.

http://efukt.com/20976_Teacher_Of_The_Millennium?_.html

Gentlemen. We're going to need sauce on this hoe asap

>>1725927
That's fucking awful. What the hell is wrong with some people?

>>1725930
Whoregasm link has already been posted in thread.

>>1725933

I don't see why it's such an issue.

>>1725927

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH.

GAWD

>>1725972
"Ohhhhh God it hurts!"

All of my wat and why.

>>1725967
Pornstars and classrooms don't mix well for the general public. In Aus recently some teacher had to quit after a vid of him fucking a former student in a porno got out.
MF=Sad when I am still yet to see the vid in question.

http://efukt.com/20651_Crackwhore_Confesses_To_Incest!.html

>Dat stomach tumor
>Dat siren in the background
>Dat everything

>>1725933
the name is Tiffany Six

http://efukt.com/20928_Premature_Ejaculation..._LIKE_A_BOSS.html

I always crack up when he says "DATS IT"

>>1725925
>She's young, reasonably attractive when made up and probably been made to feel popular and beautiful for the first time in her life

When you put it that way I can see where you're coming from and I hope that isn't the case. I think most porn girls fall into the self-destructive category though - they're the typical emotional feelings-driven slightly crazy women who keep themselves trapped in shitty circumstances. I feel kind of sorry for them because they're so oblivious and simple minded, but their misery is almost always a result of their own actions. Like getting into porn and wrecking any chance of progressing in life, just for a few thousand dollars. They could go to college instead, live a shitty life for a few years but then come out with a lifetime of viable career choices. Several grand in the here and now isn't shit compared to that, they're just sabotaging themselves because they can't think ahead. I feel bad when they realise their reputation is tarnished forever and they feel like whores, but there's the overriding knowledge that it's entirely their own fault.

>>1725967
Because SEX IS BAD. Don't worry about the fact that some guy (probably a kids parent) was furiously jacking off to her while stuffing a finger into his anus, she was having S E X on camera. And that's really bad because mumble mumble THINK OF THE CHILDREN mumble mumble MORALS.

>>1726012
>Like getting into porn and wrecking any chance of progressing in life, just for a few thousand dollars. They could go to college instead, live a shitty life for a few years but then come out with a lifetime of viable career choices.

Half this board whines about having a useless degree and tons of debt. College won't do shit for 75% the girls in porn.

Interestingly enough I was watching a behind the scenes the other day and the chick was still in college. However she fucked up one semester and had to repeat and her parents told her they weren't going to pay. The only way she could come up with the $7,500 in a few months was to do porn. Not sure why she was still doing it, discovering you can make quick, easy money for getting fucked is probably appealing to young, immature girls.

Gianna and some Italian guy. They were indulging in rough sex and he was a bit too rough with her, so she told him to calm down. He asked her if she would like to hit/strike him back for revenge and, being Gianna, she acted innocent whilst asking, ''Are you sure? Can I?'' The guy said yes(biggest mistake) and she unleashed a ridiculously loud/hard slap. He actually broke character and smacked the shit out of her in response. Again, she slapped the shit out of him and a slapping contest ensued. Finally, they got their shit together and resumed their playful antics, but that shit was intense to see in a porno.

Gianna's no small chick, either. Getting slapped by her, I'd imagine, is no picnic party. She's 5'11'' and easily slides between 150-180, depending on the shoot/fetish. As such, I imagine her slaps to pack quite a powerful blow.

>>1726037
I saw this. Pretty sure it was Steve Holmes. Got his shit fucked up for a while.

>JU ARE IGNORANT!
>REALLY? IS THAT WHY YOU'RE THE ONE ON YOUR KNEES WITH CUM ON YOUR FACE?
sorry for caps can't be fucked to change

>verbally abusing the girls they're interviewing

>>1726012

I used to build websites on a contract basis for porn actresses. A guy who worked as a director would steer them toward me since they would otherwise get ripped off. I would just make the thing, show them how to update it, collect my check and leave.

1. Most of them turned control of it over to their boyfriend/suitcase pimp and lost control of it anyway. Usually the boyfriend was the only one together enough to update it in a meaningful way and interact with fans. Eventually the two of them split but no porn whore is really together enough to sue to get it back.

2. I still get occasional phone calls or emails from girls who have found Jesus and are crying because their pictures appear in phone sex/strip club ads above the caption I'LL DRAIN YOUR BALLS. For some reason they think I could do something about it.

3. Most girls don't shoot more than 1 video. Some stick out out for a few months (which is typically the point at which they become "shot out" and the jobs start evaporating and/or the checks get smaller). It becomes "work" then and most don't have the aptitude for it.

4. The so-called "alt porn" girls are the biggest narcissistic cunts of them all. Every one I dealt with was even more fucked up than Miss Marry Rottencrotch that shows up in LA six days after high school and takes 7 cocks at a time.

5. The only porn whores who seemingly "have it together" pretty much have a boyfriend controlling everything they do or say on the internet or in interviews that makes them seem so together.

I don't know, I could go on, but basically everything you think about the porn industry (except for the loads of money they make) is true.

>>1726049
I tremendously fucked this post up.

>>1726049
These guys act like they're Lenny Bruce or something sometimes. Making derogatory calls at a vulnerable young girl fucking on camera is like shooting fish in a barrel.

>>1726010

You see that shit, fellas? That is how a true alpha-male conducts himself. The bitch even threatened (through implication) that she was going to tell people came quick if he didn't eat her out, but he still made it clear that he was in charge and he wasn't having any of that bullshit. That is how you assert your masculinity. Keep that bitch in line.

Keep the links coming, fellas. The only vid I had seen on efukt prior to this thread was the one about trolling pornstars.

>>1726046
Yeah, probably. Don't remember the guy's name, of course, but I know he has(or had) a beard and a seemingly thick accent.

That shit was absolutely hilarious. I replayed that scene like six times in a row.

Gianna was my favorite porn star before, but she is actually one porn star I wouldn't mind meeting and having a drink with. Of course, I wouldn't drink out of her glass or have anything to do with her sexually(read: diseases), but she must be a fun/abrasive girl.

>>1726010
>>1726010
Jesus christ I am crying here.

>>1726004
WHY

WHYcrihdoltnhibxepciygdlpcihb

>>1726068
She's an escort now. Disease free. You could pay her to have a drink with you if you're a big pussy or you could be a man, have a drink and fuck her brains out.

I'm surprised no-one's mentioned the Prune Brothers. I don't even know.

Link: http://efukt.com/20667_The_Prune_Brothers.html

>>1726057
>These guys act like they're Lenny Bruce or something sometimes. Making derogatory calls at a vulnerable young girl fucking on camera is like shooting fish in a barrel.
Shooting very vulnerable fish in a very awkward barrel.
>implying this isn't why it's funny

She probably has a shit load of friends. What a complete load of bullshit. Typical woman melodrama.

>>1726080
>OH NO I HAVE TO SHIT SOOOOO BAD
>WHERES MAH PRUNE JUICE?!?
That video had me confused as fuck.

>>1726077
She's an escort now? Seriously?

Wowza. Glorified prostitution to the max now, I guess.

>>1726092
Escorting is just prostitution. There's really no difference except it's a euphemism. I know some 'escorts' that only take incalls, they're certainly not 'escorting' anyone anywhere. Their job is to get fucked. It's prostitution.

>>1726032
I suppose it depends on where you live and what degree you get, but it doesn't even have to be college. Just some form of education or vocational training that gives a marketable skill which won't erode with time. Getting fucked on camera is a marketable skill and quite profitable, but there's a slow countdown until the day you're no longer wanted because of your appearance. At that point you have literally nothing, not even a reference. Compare that with, say, a teaching degree or a trade. Those things will always be needed and provide a steady income stream no matter how old you are.

>>1726050
Yep, I knew this was the case. Did it get depressing working with these people day in and day out?

>>1726037
>He asked her if she would like to hit/strike him back for revenge and, being Gianna, she acted innocent whilst asking, ''Are you sure? Can I?
>and, being Gianna,

It always makes me feel slightly repulsed when people act like they personally know actors or porn stars. Don't you realise you're talking about someone you don't know and have never met? The way you're talking about her reminds me of the guys on escort forums who brag about giving prostitutes flowers and gifts and write long, creepy posts praising them.

>>1726101
Oh, I know. S'why I called it glorified. Just a 'nicer way' of saying it, I suppose.

It's kind of sad, you know? I imagine porn stars like Gianna and others who would probably make decent/fun girlfriends or even wives, but no man in their right mind will want them for anything other than a quick screw every now and again.

>>1725840
>Fapping to videos on efukt

http://efukt.com/20967_The_Most_Gentle_Breakdown_Ever.html

Goodness what a goldmine.

>>1726108
>guys on escort forums who brag about giving prostitutes flowers and gifts and write long, creepy posts praising them.

I hate those white knight fuckers. Also ''I will be a gentleman and not disclose what what happened because it's between me and her'' in the feedback. She's a fucking whore! Why write anything then you twat?

Trolling wannabe pornstars part 2

The last line made me fall out of my chair

>>1726108
>It always makes me feel slightly repulsed when people act like they personally know actors or porn stars. Don't you realise you're talking about someone you don't know and have never met?

I don't know her, nor am I conveying that message. Have you seen her other pornographic videos? The personality she displays on screen is noticeable in all of her videos. Anyone who has watched a few of her vids comprehends what I mean by, 'being Gianna..'

She's done shit like this before. There's a video of her spitting cum on another guy for disrespecting/heckling her, a video of her berating men for not being able to manhandle her, her talking shit, etc. She's fairly popular not just for her body/fucking, but because of her antics. All of her Bang Bros videos feature her antics, shit talking, fucking around, etc.

Also, what fucking forums do you browse to read all of that shit?

>>1725811

Felt really sorry for her. Poor girl shouldn't be in porn. I get off on reluctant women when I'm horny, but watching it without my dick out just makes me sad and makes me hate myself for what I watch when I am wanking. Fuck you 4chan for making me the beast I am.

>>1726119
Wow, I am impressed by Rocco's kindness and professionalism. Hard to believe when you see his usual vids (which must be very "fictionalized").

I don't think it was on eFukt, but there was this video where some chick was camwhoring, then she sees something off camera or something and starts screaming before her face distorts into a Lovecraftian nightmare.
I really wanna see that again.

Beavis and Butthead: The Live-action Porno

Also that video where the two crumpled up chair-bound retards are having sex with the aid of some ridiculous pulley system

>>1726108

> Yep, I knew this was the case. Did it get depressing working with these people day in and day out?

It wasn't the only thing I did for a living. Though someone I know recommended I keep a log of how I spent my time and I realized that 80% of the problems did indeed come from 20% of my clients -- the porno people. I floated out of it eventually. The amount of damaged people is not surprising but just how damaged they are is still pretty jarring.


> The way you're talking about her reminds me of the guys on escort forums who brag about giving prostitutes flowers and gifts and write long, creepy posts praising them.

There's something worse than that -- porn FAN forums.

This one's just hilarious for the girl being such a casual slut in it. Also the 'best rodeo ever' line

http://www.efukt.com/1670_His_Penis_Is_Bigger_Than_Yours.html

>>1726154

Of course he still sold the footage, since we're watching it. Nigga gotta eat, I guess.

>>1726202
Well I prefer watching that than guys abusing or insulting or treating women like shit.

>>1726197
His dick is pretty much identical to my ex-boyfriend's who died last month.

Sigh. Such a waste of a penis.

>>1726197
That was... strange.

A really fat cock, but the vid was strange.

>>1726227

I take it you never actually had sex without massive internal bleeding then?

>>1726252
I think I only bled a couple of times, and not a lot.

It did put me out of action sometimes, for a couple of days at the most, because after that I couldn't really walk.

>>1726169

you mean this?

http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/39152

>>1726265

> out of action for a few days after sex

And he's dead? Nothing of value was lost then.

>>1726218
Some of that shit gets me so pissed off. There's this video where Briana Banks is getting double teamed, they even do double anal and this one guy berates her constantly. When he cums he calls her a "bitch, cunt, fucking pig" a whole bunch of shit. I just fantasize about beating the shit out of him and humiliating him. Fucking misogynistic faggot.

>>1726279
It was only sometimes. He was a good guy.

Dumb as a fucking bar of soap though.

http:/www.efukt.com/20970_Sit_Your_Whore_Ass_Down!.html
I laughed. Why does this woman do that ? Is she a prostitute ?

>>1726305
I mean, I can understand feeling like that, but it has no place in sex or porn for that matter.

>>1726321
>stop yelling, fuck
lol retard

http://efukt.com/20963_Bad_Times_At_The_Bachelorette_Party.html

Fun times for all.

>>1726323
It's funny how times have changed. Just ten years ago or so when I first discovered porn I never saw anything like choking or rough stuff. Seems to be a staple in porn now. Guys went from fantasizing about having sex with beautiful women to dreaming about fucking and degrading them.

http://www.efukt.com/20847_Gangbang_Fail.html

http://www.efukt.com/20785_Good_Things,_Small_Packages.html

Old as fuck, but even today....If you've not seen it before, this video will change you forever. You've been warned.

>>1726377
I have been watching porn for a long time and my favourite is when its 1 guy 1 girl and the girl is wearing a little bit of clothing. I'm pretty vanilla

http://efukt.com/20956_13_INCHER_=_RIDICULOUS_ORGASM.html

and

http://efukt.com/20708_Homo_Fail.html

>>1726407
"I betchoo wouuuld....I betchoo wouuuld....." Gumby as fuck. Must admit though, my dick bucked a bit when she spread her ass cheeks. Definitely something wrong with me.

How has this not been posted yet? This one is mandatory.

http://efukt.com/20652_He_Rather_Fuck_A_Horse.html

>>1725930
>Ginger goober in multiple bukkake vids.
>Old guy making dying noises every time he orgasms.

Koren and Orgasm of Death respectively. Mentlegen, these are two of the funniest things you will every see on the internet.

>>1726459
>>Ginger goober in multiple bukkake vids.

Gotta hand it to Gooba. The repugnant little prick is determined.

http://efukt.com/2095_Making_Porno_Is_Fun.html
http://efukt.com/2105_How_To_Make_A_Girl_Cum.html


Best ones on the site imo.

>>1725862

Poor whore.

>>1726004

everything about this video is depressing

The one where that it's one of those hen do partys with the dancing naked dudes and the few porn stars there getting fucked giving blowjobs.
Anyways, they get aload of extras and pay them like 50bucks to be there, and this one extra gets wasted and starts blowing a dude and takes his load, only to find out it's been filmed on camera.
The moment she looks into the camera and realizes what happened, man, it's just glorious.

>>1726545
I wonder if she told her husband or just crosses her fingers hoping he never comes across the video?

>>1725862
yeah, she had a breakdown.

At least the guys seemed to be nice to her.

>>1726545
>>1726580

i want this video

>>1726584
Just go to efukt. It's like the third or so video on the front page. Has links to the full video if you really want it.

>>1726545
In the full video she fucks two or three of the male pornstars (with condoms) over the course of about an hour and a half, and gives oral sex to at least 3 guys and two girls.

>>1726600
Do you need to be a member or pay or anything to get the full video? Is it a stream or do you need to download it?

>>1726545
>>1726580
>>1726583
>>1726584
>Did not do the research.
FFS.
>>1726363

>>1726523
What the fuck is wrong with her foot?

http://efukt.com/20963_Bad_Times_At_The_Bachelorette_Party.html

>>1726664
Cry me a river aspie.

>>1726673
Try again, faggot.

>>1726680
Try, try and try again, faget.

>>1726663
It's on partyhardcore.com . Follow the link the description, I'm not sure as the exact location I found it just by searching a while back.

http://efukt.com/20949_The_24_Year_Old_FEMALE_Virgin.html

I have no idea how this isn't posted
I nearly fapped to this a few times

>>1726688
god damnit give me a link to the full video please

>>1726702
Partyhardcore Volume 65 Special Edition. Not free though unfortunately.

>>1726632
SOURCE FOR FULL VID MAN!

>>1726728
good luck finding that.

>>1726632
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>>1726632

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAN, POST THE FULL VIDEO FOR THE BENEFIT OF ALL PERVERTED MEN

>>1726756
Go to /r/ if you're so desperate.

>>1726770
I already have, but seeing as a fellow already has the video, or at least image of the video, asking him was a good start.

>>1726784
Fair enough. Good luck getting a chance to fap to someone's misery.

>>1726545
>>1726632
They have a ton of those on xvideos of that, same guys wearing the same thing in the same club with the same girls ie the same video

The extra thing makes sense, but a lot of times you see the guy get the girl to do it with him, sometimes getting rejected. You see a girl kind of letting one guy start but when he just sucks her tit for too long she gets awkward and leaves, then puts out when another guy is more forceful

>>1726793
How polite, thankyou.

>>1726795
I doubt that same video exists on xvideos anymore, it's been taken down on most streaming sites.

>>1726797
Who would've thought that was an original comment?

>Where have your manners been, r9k?

>>1726807
Well I'm telling you it does

Fine, I give up.

Normal porn just wont cut it now though, knowing that I'll never see that video. Shame.

http://www.xvideos.com/video1490724/brunette_getting_bang_at_club

The longest I've found was 30 mins (and it didn't include footage from the mini ones, guessing it was a long night) but more are 6

Enjoy

>>1725811
that man disgusts me when he hugs her with all that cum all over her

>>1726839
>>1726756
>>1726728
All the partyhardcore you need:
http://www.forumophilia.com/topic118583.html

All the download links are for oron which refuses to work for me right now. It used to, I'm not sure whether it's due to me switching my dynamic IP or my ISP just outright blocking it.

Seriously though, it should be obvious that the special woman in question >>1726632
is a paid model. Bustin' fantasies all day every day.

>>1726197
What the fuck? Those guys have the weirdest relationship. Everyone seems to be really good friends who've all sucked each other's dicks and everyone's fucked that girl.

>You will never be one of them ;_;

>http://efukt.com/20972_RARE:_Girl_Actually_Cums_On_Facial_Abuse.html

Couldn't even jo 'cos of that guy in the beginning.

>>1726834
welp, the search begins.

>>1726862
I hate popular people

>>1726868
"She just fuckin' moaned like the elephant man."

Gold.

There's some really hot videos on that site. Because it's real. There are real orgasms, which is more than you can say for 99% of porn.

There's this one where a porn star tries to keep from cumming for the shot, but eventually she can't hold it anymore. One of the hottest things I've ever seen.

>>1726852
i just wanna see the vid, this is a pretty effective form of torture.

>>1726868
WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING?
IS THIS WHAT I HAVE BECOME?
I mad at myself.

>>1726197
god euthanasia's never sounded better.

>>1725837
link?? does anyone give him a hand in the end??

http://efukt.com/20943_Goober_Finally_Loses_Bukkake_Virginity.html

>>1726852
Which volume were you talking about/the woman from efukt was in?

http://efukt.com/20974_u_mad?_YOU_MAD.html
you mad r9k?

>>1726921
volume 65 i think, part 3

>http://efukt.com/20917_Whoregasm.html

I felt contempt for her. I dont know why, I normally have empathy. I wanted to feel bad for her, but I couldn't, her complaints made me angry.

I hope someone else feels the same.

>>1726936
You're just plain evil, dude.

The full video is not available for free.

>>1726936
I fapped and laughed at that thing.

I'm not joking.

>>1726940

No im really not, im very compassionate for others.

Its just her problems seemed so fake. She complains that she doesnt get along with women, but I see it as she doesnt like the competition of being around other women. Her pride is the reasoning for her breakdown, this is not the ache of her soul but the bruising of her ego.

No compassion for her, just the daily suffering that we all feel.

>>1726869
I linked it here

>>1726840
Not the exact video but it must be one of them

>>1726946
You're just plain masochistic, dude.

>>1726948
I saw it more as being attacked verbally by another girl brought up memories of who she 'used to be'. The plain jane who was picked on by the pretty, popular girls. Already in a fragile state from the first breakdown, whether it really be crying from orgasm I doubt, and when the others were picking on her it just brought her right down.

http://www.efukt.com/20927_Sybian_Morphs_Crazy_Slut_Into_Crazier_Slut.html

this one just scares me a bit. she cums so hard that she just goes full retard

>>1726931
Thanks dude. Will dl in a minute

http://www.efukt.com/20918_The_Trolling_Of_Wannabe_Pornstars.html

"What do you when you're at home in your spare time? Besides being chubby."

"Take off those fucking biker shorts whatever they are...(she does) Blech! Maybe you should put 'em back on."

"Has anybody ever told you-you look like fucking Predator?"

>>1726927
I don't understand.
It's as if they over-react to small things to overcompensate for degrading themselves to such a low level.

Am I correct in my observation?

>>1726971
from the link someone posted earlier, vol 65 part 5 seems to have a lot of her

http://www.forumophilia.com/topic118583-150.html

http://www.efukt.com/20954_The_Trolling_Of_Wannabe_Pornstars_II.html

"Usually I make fun of girls but actually you're alright. You should be proud of yourself."

Was he worried this chick would beat the shit out of him?

>>1726984
you have to pay to use oron though right?

>>1726977
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>>1726977

Oh my god dude, that is only like the greatest lucky find of all time today!

>>1726962
That is pretty darn arousing, if you ask me.
Too bad the link on efukt seems to be broken to the full vid.

>>1726996
I'm 16% downloaded and didn't pay a penny.

http://img41.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=955364967_ph2011_10_24_1920_thumb_123_517lo.jpg


DING DING DING JACKPOT!

>>1726911

Well God damn, that is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

>>1726197
I'm literally depressed right now because I don't friends like that

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>>1726881
>>1726881

SAUCE MOTHERFUCKER ORIGINAL DAMN RIGHT SAUCE PLZ

Only in a sick and jewified society the glorification of such decadence is possible.
We really need a civirl war.

>>1726397
Redirecting you all to this.

>>1726901
>>1725837
>>1725837
>>1725837
>>1725837


FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LINK ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhs

>>1727034
I could savagely beat the shit out of every guy in that room without breaking a sweat and still have energy to fuck that slut but I'll never, ever have a cock that big to do it with. Sadface.

http://efukt.com/20867_An_Explosive_Orgasm_-_Literally.html

http://efukt.com/20867_An_Explosive_Orgasm_-_Literally.html

http://efukt.com/20867_An_Explosive_Orgasm_-_Literally.html

http://efukt.com/20867_An_Explosive_Orgasm_-_Literally.html

HAHAHAHAH OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM DYING
IM LITERALLY HAVING A STROKE RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD HELP CALL ANAMBELUe

>>1727055
Ah ah ah, I wonder how often it happens. It must be hard to keep a gangbang peaceful.I can't imagine how hard this is in a bukkake. Any story of 200+ guys fighting over a chink girl covered in semzn ?

>>1727055
Niggers gonna nignog even at a gangbang.

>>1727106
Lulz. Off the top of my head there's two more gangbang fights on efukt. One at a house where everyone ends up getting thrown out cause of it and another during a bukkake where a guy cuts the line. All involve niggers.

>>1727101
>sneezing_ass.flv

>>1727039
http://efukt.com/20760_Even_Women_Premature_Ejaculate.html

Tell me what you think

>>1727085
I could savagely beat the shit out of you and verbally egg on your hard punches and not break a sweat
I could be physically out of that girls league

But I'll never do it. I'll never have well adjusted friends I'm comfortable around. I'll never fuck in a room full of them.
And it wouldn't be with a dick that big

Depression

>>1727114
Any sauce for those, gentleman ?

>>1726397
I love how that guy with the dreads doesn't give a shit and steps up to start fucking her while everyone's attention is directed elsewhere.

>>1727122
No way a trip fag is able to beat anything except his small cock.

>>1727128
I like how one of the guy arguing is fapping at the same time.

>>1727122
>dick that big
Bro, it's like 7 maybe 8 inches.

>>1727138
That's the only way to approach and win any argument.

>>1727142
Keep telling yourself that. It's at least 9 and thicker than a beer can. It would scare the shit out of most girls but it would make me so proud to have that in my pants.

>>1727130
I have to go to courts for beating someone up =/

>>1727142
Implying 8 inches and thick isn't perfect

http://efukt.com/33_The_Dangers_of_DP_4.html

holy shit funniest one i found yet

>>1727118
>woman
>ejaculate
I don't get it.

>>1727172
Let me guess : a grandma ?

>>1727172
I don't believe this for a second.

>>1727183
Oh my god, my fucking sides. That is hilarious. Take that, Holmes.

>>1727172
ryan antonio from california?

>>1727172
>violence upon the person of JOHN DOE
What ?

>>1727163
>thicker than a beercan
How did you possibly discern this? Because a female couldn't wrap her little hands around it?
sheesh

>>1727185
I only wanted to smell her


>>1727201
:3

http://efukt.com/20692_Time_To_Retire?.html


hahahahah

>>1727235
It looks like his anus is breathing (or trying to escape).

>>1727214
In relation to a girl's hands, tiny or not, that thing is massive and I would estimate a beer can or at minimum, still thicker than a red bull can.

Whenever i try to view videos on this site it tells me I need to register. Any way around this?

>>1727265
I don't even know how you managed this. Every video on there is free.

>>1726197

http://www.efukt.com/1670_His_Penis_Is_Bigger_Than_Yours.html

Anyone have full vid ?

http://www.redtube.com/92089

idk about anyone else,
really into accidental creampies/ seeing girls react

>>1727319
castingxxx has some good ones

>>1727319
>tfw aspiring pornstars dress just like me

>>1726868
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

WHERE CAN I FIND A GIRL THIS DUMB

>guy insults her like 8 times
>you know what you're in for today?
>making fun of you
>beating the shit out of you
>rough sex
>little retarded puppy voice "you're gonna make fun of me?"
I don't even

How do these women exist. Does someone feed them everyday and literally wipe their ass?

And to the rest of this thread:

I'M A SOCIOPATH, I SHOULDN'T FEEL BAD AT THINGS LIKE OP

>>1726012
I'm sure everyone believes the whore is "responsible" for being a whore, but would I consider a house responsible for catching on fire? It's what's natural, and to go even further, _expected_ behavior for most women.

The obvious option would be to fix them and give them the capacity to be something better and not find whoredom so appealing.

>>1727306

I don't see what the big deal is? That guy's dick is big, but it's not THAT big. I've seen bigger on /soc lol.

>>1727183
I watched this five minutes ago and I'm still struggling to regain control of my breathing.

needs less talk about dicks and feeling bad for people and more efukt videos.

>>1727265
>>1727277


Whenever I try to access it on a mobile device it wants me to register

>>1727183
What's up with him holding one of his balls in his ass

>>1727518
He massaging his prostate or some shit. I assume that's why he's orgasming so hard he can't see.

>>1726197
>Guy: It's so much fun going down on that thing.
How the fuck would you even know that???

>>1727535
>You will never suck your bro's monster cock.

;_;

>>1727535
Listen to the conversations. Clearly a group of young people who have experimented a lot with drugs and sex.

>>1727333
Being strong and independent, the basic premise for being responsible for/in control of your own actions and good decision-making without outside support, is not a trait that females, males or society as whole considers attractive or promotes in girls.

The fact that most don't even realise how destructive and limiting this mindset is, living out their lives as basically extremely dependant children highly susceptible to manipulation and general idiocy without any chance of learning from it, is just the butticing on the cake.

The dick cheese one... not sure if it's still on there since they took a few down...
Dude doesn't shower for a month and makes a deal with his friend... if she sucks his dick, she gets some food for a week or some shit...
well yeah, she sucks it, and it's covered in some cheesy funk from not showering....

also the chick with the evil cat tattooed on her when she's supposed to be in for a virgin innocent look.

>>1727569
>butticing
>thatcomicfromd.jpg
I don't care if ALL of society wanted me circumcised, I don't. I will advocate for women to be intelligent, even if I'm the only one doing it, even if everyone else IS doing it. Don't let society stop you, HAVE COURAGE WOLF

>>1726012
sup, Amazing Atheist

http://www.efukt.com/20950_YIKES!_Wigger_Has_Crazy_Breakdown!.html

when the nignog is in her ass rhyming to himself. fucking priceless

>>1727893
>has hemorrhoids
>tries to do anal
Really. This is what makes men misogynist. This stupid shit.

>>1726523
i've seen this picture so many times and yet nobody ever says what the fuck disease that is.

WHAT IS IT I MUST KNOW

Gianna slapping Homles
http://efukt.com/20864_Dont_Fuck_With_Gianna.html

>>1727642
Theres an asian smegma video on efukt as well. That was probably the only video that I almost gagged on.

>>1726197

That casual sluttyness is so fucking hot. Is there more to this video?

nothing beats this video for me

nothing

http://efukt.com/2334_The_Effects_Of_Interracial_Sex.html

>>1728615
I was just watching one similar to yours
dude gets frustrated because small dick doesn't do anything.

http://efukt.com/20780_Ragegasm.html

how can you guys watch this shit? These videos showcase the absolute depths of humanity. I feel like a scumbag just for having seen that whoregasm one.
Sometimes I get fooled into thinking that the world isn't such a bad place, and then someone posts an efukt thread. Ignorance really is bliss. I need to spend
less time on the internet.

>>1728668

>hurr durr people having shitty, painful, and disgusting sex is the absolute depth of humanity

It's just funny.

>>1728668
Ignoring it isn't going to make it go away. That's a disgusting and dangerous attitude to have.

holy shit unreal

http://efukt.com/20777_38_Years_Without_Ejaculation.html

>>1728668

Spend less time here, for both you and me.

Your whining is grating.

>>1728762
>thinking that isn't fake

>>1728692

It will make them go away in my brain, giving me peace of mind, which is all that I value on this Earth. What am I supposed to do about it? There's
nothing illegal in these videos. Depraved pornography will always exist. So I choose to ignore it. You'd be a fool not to.

The one with the guy named Korin who can't cum during the bukkake. That guy was hilarious.

>>1728775
oh yeah your right

he'd burst while he was sleeping eventually.

>>1726523

I used to have that a bit on my toes, it went away by itself after a month. I think I got it wearing shoes every day from 7 am to 8 pm for a month straight while sweating a lot. not sure what is, a bacteria colony or some shit

>>1728794
http://efukt.com/20746_Dont_Slap_The_Titties!.html

>>1726927

>stupid bitch willing to get pissed on
>gets hit, flips her shit and says no one deserves to hit her

Fucking christ.

>>1726911

HAHAHAHA That video is so fucking weird

This is the best thread I have read in a while.

>>1727333
she was probably drugged or something
or maybe she IS really that dumb

Wow, whats a matter with you faggots? I love fapping to efukt, and Im a normalfag by your standards. Doesnt mean I have morals though. I like it when its real, I dont care if they are happy or in pain, as long as its genuine. Some of you faggots actually feel bad for the cunts in these videos? Best part is when youre about to cum and suddenly it transitions into some sitcom reaction image. I always laugh my balls off while desperately trying to cum. And that cycle continues for a few videos.

Oh, and the Art of Male Stripping is by far the best vid on efukt.

http://www.efukt.com/20905_Dude_Upstages_Everyone_@_Gangbang.html

This video makes me feel like a little bitch.

I love to see them running. I love the moments of their deaths - when I am one with Zardoz."

http://www.hardsextube.com/video/44373/NOW-IM-IN-YOUR-rear+end-YEAAAAHHH
not efukt but pretty damn funny

>>1729600
She high as fuck homie. Either that or he literally fucked her silly.

http://efukt.com/20777_38_Years_Without_Ejaculation.html
you will cry

>>1729858
Speaking of high...

>http://xhamster.com/movies/607515/sex_on_vicodin.html

http://www.efukt.com/20899_Hooker_Accidentally_Craps_Herself_.html

so fucking funny

>>1730256

still find myself repeating that line from time to time.

>nigga yoos cold bludded

>sex is bad when its hollow pleasure.
>violence is worse.

the only good things in life are in the mind, emotions and knowledge.

The more recent one where a married woman gives a stripper a blowjob (though she was probably paid for it), and then realizes what she just did.

I want to rape her with a knife. If she was really married.

No one mentioned suicide by dildo yet?

http://efukt.com/20590_Suicide_By_Dildo.html

>>1730336

Jesus fucking Christ.

eyebleachnao

>>1730302
emotions are neither good nor bad as they're range is the entire scope of the human emotional experience

Is it bad if I fap to efukt sometimes?

>>1729909
When I first saw this, I was jealous of the guy.

>>1730336
How are all of his intestines not ruptured?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA DAT VERBAL BREAKDOWN

http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/41362

>>1730961
This guy is the voice of /robot/ This is robots personified

HAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE EFUKT!

For definite, the geeky girl who discovers masturbating with vibrators. Or the girl who fists her own bum on camera. Or the girl who has an emotional breakdown mid-sex. Man Of The Year is awesome too. So much choice!

>>1730961

Goddamn that guy is hilarious. Got a tongue like a razor.

>>1731061

Ya hes fucking great a regular poet

>>1726962
http://efukt.com/20786_Endless_Orgasm_Causes_Brain_Damage.html

Here's a similar one.

I think it's hot

>>1730961
Holy shit. I'm still laughing. My god damned body hurts.

tame but good http://efukt.com/20945_Asian_Stoner_Has_Epic_Ass_.html

>>1728206
it's called swampfoot or something, common in people who wear boots (read: poor air circulation) for long periods of time.

>mfw this video has mother 3 music in it

i feel dirty

>>1732504
forgot my link
http://efukt.com/20878_Hipster_Slut_Gets_Unexpected_Anal_.html

>>1731618
>>1731618
wtf man
unoriginalcommentaomfasgasss

anyone got any other favs?

The teacher one is delicious she is gorgeous I will fap to it.

>>1731061
Yeah, you need a quick wit to be able to insult desperate, fragile young women who are about to get naked in front of you leaving themselves totally vulnerable.

>>1726010
Simple stunning.

http://efukt.com/2067_Fucked_Up_Gameshow_6.html

http://efukt.com/2157_Unwanted_Public_Facials_2.html

lol fuckin assholes

>>1736494
lovely.
i wish i could find the sauce they got it from ;_;

>>1736494
Can't watch it at the moment - is this the one with the mother and son or father and daughter or whatever?

>>1737796
>>1737796
no this asian girl is tied down and they release these little piggies on her

>>1732282
Is, is she smoking weed with her anus?

>>1725933
All the clips in the background made me lol so hard.
Also she is hot as fuck.
Sauce?

>>1725811
Poor girl. She needs a hug. Would r9k date a girl like this?

>>1738266
I'd date almost anything but have no interest in moderately attractive, psychologically scarred, friendless, crybaby sluts who fuck people on camera for money.

Can someone explain to me why everyone feels bad for the girl in that video? Not ragging on anyone or anything like that, just genuinely curious.

>>1738302
Girl was clearly an unpopular loser who was picked on in high school. High chance she was also a fatty or at the very least unattractive. Most Robots can relate to such pain and hers is broadcast to the whole internet after being caught in a horribly vulnerable moment. This looks like a very low point in her life caught on camera.

>>1738302
I didn't feel bad either, but that's because I have aspergers

Surprise surprise

Stuck in bed.
Stroking my phallus.
Watching the depths of human guilt and remorse
Revelling in pools of my detritus, sweat, skin and dust.
My bed is my throne.
My room my kingdom.
Each stroke of myself one more stain to the cloak of humanity.
Slave to the bone,
each to his own,
the planets roll overhead.

>>1738374
>Can't into friends
>Can't into human bean
>Definitely can't into poetry

>>1738327

I didn't feel bad for her because she's a female. Knowing that she probably friendzoned tons of guys while only going after the most alpha male(s) of the school and now claiming that no one liked her and she had no friends. Yeah, right.

http://efukt.com/33_The_Dangers_of_DP_4.html

Holy shit. This is one of the funniest things ever.

>>1738398
Far out dude. She didn't like you because you're a boring pussy. Get over it. Not every girl is the same.

this thread, everyone posts every vid link of efuckt.

>>1738422

If saying that helps you sleep at night, then all the more power to you. I win in the end though, since she's the one getting spit on/gangbanged/slapped/degraded on camera. It's almost like karma decided to come back at that bitch full force. I wonder if all those alpha dicks were worth it now?

At least she's getting paid though, that's got to count for something.

>>1738559

>I wonder if all those alpha dicks were worth it now?

>implying she's not getting a ton of alpha dicks in that video

>>1738422

Is this what white knights actually believe? Shit man, I know that sucking up to girls is bad, but you've taken it to a whole new level.

Sometimes, I wish I had friends who would watch efukt videos with me ;_;

>>1738572

Ah what the hell. A few more wouldn't hurt, right? And she's makin' sum of dat cash $$$$$$ :DDDDDDDD so it was all worth it.

>>1738576
How the fuck am I sucking up to girls? How many girls do you think come on r9k to check out efukt threads? You two are clearly just boring, wounded douchebags who blame the women who rejected you for your flaws rather then improving yourself and discovering a great partner. The only thing a misogynistic attitude is going to get your losers is even less opportunity for pussy and intimacy.

>>1738407
I nearly died from laughing. "OH SCHEISSE!!!" lol

>>1738654
Did the guy do it on purpose? He doesn't even seem like he's aiming anywhere near the chick.

>>1738630

Like I said homie, if saying that allows you to sleep at night, then all the more power to you.

MY NIGGA.

>>1738630

>this guys

tell me how the "doormat of love" routine works out for you, I better see some compelling results.

>>1738665
I think what happened was he was caught up in the moment and either closed his eyes or thought the man was the woman's face or something.

>>1738675
I'll sleep at night either way. Best of luck to you.
>>1738683
There's a vast difference between being respectful and being a doormat. Grow the fuck up.

>>1738675
>>1738683

Young padawans, First lesson: you do not do battle with the WKotRT. It does not end well.

>>1738702

I do battle when I want to.

>>1738690

AND NOT ONE FUCK WAS GIVEN ON THAT DAY

KARMA'S A BITCH, AND THAT VIDEO IS PROOF

MY NIGGA

>>1738702

>WKotRT

the fuck is that? i actually like the doormats, they make this place more enjoyable.