havent brushed in 2 weeks.... still have normal day convos

because I have anxiety, and a symptom of mine is depersonalization and derealization, so looking in the mirror at the reflection of my hand moving while looking at my real hand moving freaks me out and makes me uncomfortable.
beside that, I'm just a slob.

So I can get valium for being scared to go to the dentist.

>go to dentist
>3 cavities
>ow it hurts, i'm crying
>i vow to brush my teeth twice a day from now on

have brushed my teeth 3 times in the last week, always do before going out though

My hygiene ironically improved dramatically after I started smoking.

Brush twice a day, scrub my tongue, shower regularly, clean clothes every day.

>1999
>forget toothbrush
>told to brush with my finger
>mfw

>>1664051
What the fuck? you get get valium for being scared to go tot he dentist? srsly

>>1664052
>My face when the last time I went to the dentist I had 5 cavities

>never brush teeth
>never have a cavity
>only brush teeth the week of dentist appointment
>chew gum everyday/24
>wow anon your breath smells so good
>even if i dont chew cum my breath only smells after meals and my teeth are white

>>1664067
>even if i dont chew cum
>chew cum
>chew
>cum

i lold

>>1664067
>even if i dont chew cum
>dont chew cum
>chew cum
>cum

wat

I only brush my teeth when I leave the house which is about four times every year.

After about seven years of this my teeth are really soft and they crumble if I poke at them and I can only eat soft food.

Somehow they don't hurt at all, but I'm sure I will get ravished by agonizing cavities any day now.

>>1664076
lol whoops. i goofed

gum!

>>1664083
sure you did anon, sure you did...

>>1664080

that is fucking disgusting and you should honestly feel awful about yourself. pic related, it's you

jesus christ dude go get high and brush your teeth maybe you'll understand why it feels so fucking good to have alpha teeth

>brush twice a day
>white as fuck teeth
>no cavities
>no canines
>no wisdom teeth needed to be taken out
>no gaps

>mfw bitches want to live inside my mouth because of this

I can literally just talk with someone and keep my mouth open or just smile and I can tell they notice

feels alpha

I didn't brush very often until I got braces, then I was forced to brush 2 or 3 times a day. After they were removed, I kept doing it because by then, I was accustomed to doing so.

It feels nice to have your mouth clean.

Because I have no one to look presentable for

I feel sorry for myself and feel like shit, I only brush when I see my teeth are yellow

I do but my teeth are still shit from drinking too much coffee and years of poor dental hygiene.

I brush twice a day, without fail. My teeth are kind of yellow because the enamel on my teeth is thin, according to my dentist. I tried this bleaching kit he gave me but it didn't do jack, unfortunately.

>>1664120
>>no canines

What the actuaI fuck.

>>1668724
You are what I was.
>Wake up in the middle of the night
>Tooth pain like a mofo
>Kill me nao

Brush em dude.

>Scared to hell of getting cavities
>Brush my teeth morning, before bed and after every sugary drink
>Floss and clean tongue too
>Teeth have started hurting lately

What if cavities
;-;

I just don't care. I don't have any friends or other people that I breathe on. Also, my teeth are rather crooked so they will look like shit anyway.

>>1668763
do you think laser whitening helps? i think i have a similar issue.

>>1668822
brushing right after a sugary drink is bad. You are brushing the sugar into your teeth to an extent.

>>1664026
Op, you don't even know me. Why make baseless assumptions?

And just FYI, I brush and floss after every meal.

...

...fine

I'll go brush them now

>>1668870
More like you're wearing away at the enamel after the acid in your drink has weakened them.Even more so if your toothbrush doesn't have soft bristles. Well assuming you just finished drinking soda or juice.

because

- 1 min front top left
- 1 min front top right
- 1 min front bottom left
- 1 min front bottom right
- 1 min back top left
- 1 min back top right
- 1 min back bottom left
- 1 min back bottom right
- few hours: floss
- 1 min front top
- 1 min front bottom
- 1 min back top
- 1 min back bottom

total time: 3'12" or around that much

all this with a "firm" brush because that's what works

it's fucking hard is what i'm saying, time consuming

>this thread

What the fuck, are you all really that disgusting? How can you all just sit there woth all that bacteria and old food and filth festering and decomposing in your mouth??

>mfw you are all tasting it 24/7 but dont notice because you're used to it

and I brush twice a day every day, btw

>brush before bed
>brush before going out, including for work+school.

Like clockwork for maybe two years now?
My mouth feels dirty if I don't.
But my teeth are still yellow-y

I only brush my teeth at night, because there's no point in the morning - my coffee will taste weird. Sometimes I do it when I get home from work but I usually eat then, too.

only eat raw vegetables
only drink clean spring water

no bad breath
no problems with teeth I go to the dentist once a year since forever.

>Brush once every day (before sleep)
>Start using mouthwash
>Haven't had a mouth ulcer in 6 months

but then there was a time I was travelling for a few days and didn't brush and got an ulcer.
When I came home , brushed and mouthwashed, it was gone the next day

>>1668908
>total time: 3'12"
>time
>3 feet 12 inches
>not just writing 4'
>mfw

...but I do. Twice a day, even. My toothbrush does reek of weed...

I only drink water and I've been eating only bread, cheese and vegatables for the last two years.

I don't even have a toothbrush, I don't got to the dentist either.

>>1669128
You're an idiot, 3'12" means 3 minutes and 12 seconds

>2012
>not knowing this
>ishyggy diddy

>>1669233

i fucked up, i meant 3 hours, 12 minutes

sorry

>teeth yellow
>bush teeth
>teeth still yellow

ye fuck it

>>1669233
Smart people use 03:12 to express minutes and seconds.

>>1669272
>2012
>never used a map

>>1669233
>using single and double quotes to refer to lengths of time and not fractions of degrees
Just because they're both called minutes and seconds doesn't mean you can use the same notation for both of them.

>tfw bleeding gums
I eat a shit load of sugary shit I guess and only brush once a day, makes sense

I brush every time I leave the house for anything, including class. So ~once a day.

Not expecting my teeth to be ultra-white or anything, it's only to eliminate bad breath.

Hm, is it common for people to use mouthwash? I never really thought about it since I always follow up my brushing with mouthwash..

Do you?

>>1669267
Teeth are porous. They get stained by fluids like coke, tea and coffee which can get through these tiny holes.

Brushing does nothing to alleviate the yellow colour of your teeth because you're only brushing the surface (enamel) and it's the bit underneath (dentine) which is stained.

If you want white teeth then buy a whitening kit. No amount of brushing with any kind of over the counter toothpaste will ever make your teeth any more white, despite what the advertisements say.

>used to be pig disgusting and brushed only mabye 3 times a week
>yellow teeth, ugly as fuark
>NYR is self improvement
>brush teeth twice a day
>almost pure white

feels good, man

>conditioner in hair
>brush teeth
>kill 2 hygiene birds with 1 stone

>not keeping your toothbrush + paste in the shower
>2012

>>1664120
>>no canines

Pretty sure having canine teeth is more aesthetic than having large holes where your teeth are meant to be.

>>1669374
Yeah, I'm sure they take showers daily too.

Because I no longer give a fuck.

Because I stopped bothering with hygiene and got braces at the same time; When I started high school.

Shit built up on my teeth and now that I'm out of school and braces they just look like shit so I don't bother to very often.

because I'm depressed

luckily I just brushed them

>>1664026
But I do - matter of fact, anyone who does not have good teeth is a subhuman faggot. Having good teeth is not difficult at all and genes do not excuse your lack of attractiveness in that regard, unless you were born without any teeth in the first place.

cause my medication makes me too sleepy to even go to bed and often fall asleep in my computer chair.

when I finnaly get up i'm too lazy to brush and just pass out on the couch

I haven't brushed my teeth in days and nobody has said a thing.

There are people who willingly don't brush their teeth? How the fuck does that even work?

Christ, I can't even go 12 hours without brushing before my teeth feel horseshit

>2012
>not using mouthwash
>not flossing
>not brushing your teeth
>not brushing your tongue
>not keeping your toothbrush upside down in a cup filled with hydrogen peroxide
Periodontal health is important yo.

>>1673385
>not using mouthwash

Watch out - using coloured mouthwash can cause discolouration.

>>1673264
They don't want to be rude. But, believe me, they notice. They're probably dying to, too.

My best friend from a long time ago had some SERIOUSLY fucked up breath, but I never said anything about it. I didn't want to hurt their feelings.