>>166151
You may have picked up the implication by now, but I write this message with the intention of getting across that not all normalfags fit your paradigms of what normalfags are. In fact, if we were to put aside our differences it could make for many a close and healthy friendship. Your hatred and disdain for normalfags is unfounded, many of us are much more interesting than you seem to realize. For instance:

> I myself am seeing a counselor for depression and anxiety, and am personally familiar with a known tripfag
> My close platonic female friend who is extremely capable of acquiring any man she wants is a marijuana addict suffering from extreme social anxiety and paranoia
> Her current boyfriend is a bike mechanic who does cocaine and browses /mu/
> An "alpha male" friend I met this summer (very social and attractive and tall and charismatic who gets lots of girls etc etc) does slam poetry, likes video games and classic literature

These are only a few examples. I can describe all my friends in high school if you wish me to elaborate further.

What I'm trying to get across is that your perception of "normalfag" doesn't entail a bigoted asshole. You can be very interesting and nice whilst still having a good deal of social success.

That is all, have a good day robots.

Ya know what OP? Yer alright.

I fit into everything but that alcohol. I still call myself a normalfag. (Still enjoy the alcohol parties, though).

> grew up in a small place

> get punished for being different

I KNOW these feels.

I ALSO know THESE:

> sex

> having friends

> fun

> a social life in general

In a bigger city, say Toronto or Vancouver (I'm a Canadafag), I would most likely find more acceptance. I'm actually closer to being a "normalfag" than anything else.

I'm just stuck in this shitty small town I grew up in because I need work experience and the money to live in a bigger place.

Oh hey your post seems to make sense

>>166156

>marijuana addict

Fuck off OP

Nobody gives a fuck normo go die in a hole somewhere

>ill at store with mom
>shit pants because of ghost fart

>>166446
>>finding acceptance in a shithole like Toronto.

>>166534

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Faital flaw in OP's bullshit.

>>166631
Toronto is the best city in Canada, but go ahead and stay jelly.

We don't really mind normalfags on 4chan, but we would appreciate it if you would refrain from posting on r9k. Not all normalfags are annoying, but the vast majority are simply mindless drones who regurgitate the bullshit they have been fed by society. If you are capable of critical thinking and you still happen to have those 'normalfag credentials' that's OK, but nobody can really objectively self-evaluate; you all think you're the acceptable type. If 95% of normalfags are cancer and 5% are reasonable, we're willing to sacrifice that 5% to get rid of the cancer.

So kindly fuck off.

It's not that we think normalfags are bigoted assholes. I think your perception on this is wrong. Our resentment toward normalfaggotry is that they have the ability to be "listened to" in real life by people they aren't related to. They can just pick up the phone and order a pizza exactly the way they want it like it's no big deal.

Another food example, say a robot orders a sandwich, with NO MUSTARD OR MAYO OR PICKLES. A normalfag would just expect the sandwich to turn out right. If it didn't, they'd ask the sandwich person to fix it. A robot however, lives in complete anxiety whether or not the sandwich comes out perfectly. If the sandwich comes out fucked up, a robot would probably just throw it away, not have lunch, and never go back to the sandwich place, because of all the social anxiety having to go thru getting it the way you want it.


You know you're a real robot if you died tommorow and only your parents would probably give a shit, maybe a few friends, but they'd get over it in six months.

>>166706

> family, my few friends getting over me in about 6 months

Yup. this is me.

I'd prefer to have more normalfags instead of the sea of misery that a lot of people produce. We shouldn't have to be sorry for them, they can fuck off and wallow in their miserable, pathetic lives.

>>166687
FUCKING THIS POST RIGHT HERE

Now fuck off back to /b/ OP.

>>166631

>hating Toronto

I'd hate the best city in Canada too if I lived in a town of less than 500,000.

>>166687
Unfortunately OP, I have to agree with this. You seem like a really cool bean, but one cool bean out of a whole can does not make a good side dish.

> Social experience
> Romantic experience
> A taste for mainstream forms of entertainment
> An adequate level of social skill
> An active facebook profile
> A fondness and appreciation towards women
> Enjoys alcohol and social gatherings that involve alcohol

All of these things are boring and shit. Even your list of so called friends seem like they're shit. Fuck off normalfag you sound like a complete tool.

Also your "nerdiness and having interests" are a culture of garbage.

I am so sick of normalfags bugging us asking why we are forever alones and why we arnt more social. R9K is for us socially awkward to gather and talk.

Normalfags became common in 4chan years ago. For the most part, they certainly do belong the facebooker/tumblr variety and generally speaking, they contribute nothing new, imaginative or worthy to the community. While that's actually true of most of us, what's not generally accepted about normalfags is that they take away our only place of solace by forcing their IRL--our IRL but from a different perspective--onto us, further isolating us from even the last refuges in which socially deficient people could even relate to each other. If not here, where else do non-normal fags can go to try to deal with their problems with someone else who understands.

>>166706
I feel in that sense then you "robots" are the reason we lost r9k in the first place. R9K is meant for oc, not whining/misogny/aspies

as soon as I succeed in having sex with a girl, I will go into the bathroom and shoot myself in the head with a pistol so i don't become like you, normal

>>166706

Well, to elaborate more on this. By having more and more normalfags post, they take away the spiritual idea of 4chan, which in spirit, could be construed as a voice for the voiceless. That's the entire appeal of this site. It's supposed to be a haven, and a mental snapshot of complete social fuckups.

Normalfags have twitter.

>>166804

Alright then, mister smug piece of shit, what are YOUR oh-so-cultured interests then?

Attending the opera? Listening to underground obscure music that no one has heard of? Fuck off.

People hate normalfags because they think 4chan is their secret club where only basement-dwelling neckbeards can post, but now they're talking to the same kinds of people who bullied them back in school.

>>166837

Also, you're the one coming off as a massive tool. Maybe your toxic, negative personality is the reason no one likes you.

>>166837

No you fucking gimp. My interests are isolating myself so I don't have to be part of your shitty reality.

>>166857

NORMALFAG DETECTED

>>166855
Did you get a new bulb? Your projection is blinding me.

>>166823
>implying robots don't generate more OC than anywhere else

Okay faggot, just because you are too stupid and lack the intelligence to realize that repeating meme over and over doesn't actually get any results. Part of being a robot is generating ideas, being creative, debating topics, using critical thinking skills like this anon said: >>166687 . If we don't the robot tells us to fuck or, or robots in general tell you to fuck off.

That being said, fuck off.

>>166879

Yeah, I don't exactly try and hide that.

I noticed you didn't actually make any argument against mine in that post. How silly of you, you must have forgotten. Feel free to try again

>>166866

Cool story bro.

Unfortunately, you can't isolate yourself on the internet, so either deal with it, or find a new chan.

I (and others like me) aren't going ANYWHERE.

>>166706
>Robot
>having trouble in a place like SubWay
It's like you know me.

>>166913
His post was meant to be ironic.

Think a little next time before you post. We don't care if you are a normal fag as long as you fit this bill: >>166687

Your lack of perception makes me doubt, so please leave.

>>166930

Here's the difference between you and me. I'm more pathetic than you and will aspire to less than you. I will always be here.

You on the other hand are like a tripfag. The moment a tripfag is gone all the times they posted with a code were for nothing.

>>166960

>asking me to leave when I've most likely been on this board longer than him

No thank you.

Everyone posting ITT, including myself, needs to GTFO of /r9k/ and 4chan in general.
Do it now.

>sure this stuff is reasonable and everything..

>marijuana addict

>mfw

>>166969

Well, if you're proud of being pathetic, then good for you.

One day I will be gone, and you won't even notice it. Until then, though, I'll be here.

>>166930
Funny thing is, faggots like you will get bored of /r9k/ eventually, rereading the misogyny over and over, and obviously not sticking around long enough each time to actually see any intellectual conversations happen because you are a dipshit normalfag. By dipshit normalfag I mean that as in the standard from a genius point of view everyone is relatively retarded in comparison.

misanthropy stopped being cool when i turned 17 and kissed a girl

true story

Get the fuck out you fucking nigger faggot and go fucking kill yourself.

>>167028
>anecdotal life changes the world

Okay, keep on being stupid or be more perceptive of the world around you.

>>167007

>from a genius point of view everyone is relatively retarded in comparison.

Funny, that's how I view all you anons bitching about your nonexistant social lives and problems with women.

And I'm probably a smarter individual than you anyways, although that's just getting into a pointless pissing contest one can't ever really win.

The mentality that you MUST be a more intelligent individual than some "dipshit normalfag" just highlights your bizarre overexaggeration of self-worth

>>166906

>Part of being a robot is generating ideas, being creative, debating topics, using critical thinking skills like this anon said

honestly dude, I consider myself a fuckup like most here, but I think you're really overselling this place. I don't think /r9k/ers here are more creative or intelligent than anyone else on 4chan - probably less so. It's just that you get a little more actual conversations and content because of the unique post rule and because this is general topic like /b/.

this thread is irrelevant. everyone in this thread are just giant assholes, that need to realize not everything is about them.
now shut the fuck up and lets get these greentext stories rolling again.

Am I a normalfag if I'm a virgin with mild acne? I'm decently good looking and decently dressed and people think I'm funny. Ugh. Now that I'm typing this out I'm pretty sure I'm not. The next sentence was going to be "but i like some anime and a lot of JRPGs". I don't know. I'm an indiefag nerd and I don't really care whether or not I can be the life of the party.

>I myself grew up in a very accepting and open-minded city, while most internet dwellers in general grew up in small towns, with all the racism and close-mindedness that comes with it.
nigga you just went full retard

In my experience, cities are the place to go for judgmental superficial passive-aggressive closed-minded assholes. It's only natural that people in cities are involved in mob mentality more than anywhere else. Even suburbs have nicer citizens.

>>167210
it depends on your social circle. If you have a robust social circle, you're most likely a beta, which is infinitely better than being an omega like most of us.

>>167271

Cities have a good mix of everyone. No matter what you're into, there's a group of people just like you.

Small towns are shit-tier

>>167271
humanity is one big mob mentality.

everything you said is just silly, you have no empirical evidence and you're just bitter.

oh wait, r9k.

>>167306
>>167306
Oh well yeah, I'm DEFINITELY a beta. Can betas be normalfags? Or does normalfag imply "social success"? I wouldn't say I'm a social success. Just not a complete failure.

>What I'm trying to get across is that your perception of "normalfag" doesn't entail a bigoted asshole
>2 post diatribe predicated on the assumption he is better than everyone here
>thinks he understands everyone here
>thinks he's qualified to lecture everyone here
>thinks drug addiction makes people interesting

No, friend, this kind of unwarranted self importance is EXACTLY the kind of shit we hate about "normal" people. Get the fuck out and go back to high school you massive, massive faggot.

>>167487
You can be a total loser and still a normalfag.

>>167578
Ugh..Fuck that. I don't want to be a normalfag. Content being a virgin stoner. I'll be ambitious when it makes sense to be.

>>167574
Back in my day, trolling used to mean something.

Mootlekinsblockscocks.