I KNOW RITE.. people suck at killing

Inb4 federali

Bombs can kill more people but shooting people is more fun.

>>1603572
>>1603692

>2012
>not going for home-made radioactive dirty bomb that silently kills hundreds

>>1603735
> bomb
> silently kills

what

>Explosives have never been used properly

Just proves that the average 12 year old Afghan child is more advanced in engineering and chemistry than their American counterparts

The education in this country needs to change

I honestly don't see why someone just doesn't walk into a club, discreetly drop a small package of explosives on the ground, walk out, and then 30 minutes later detonate it to avoid suspicion.

It's not hard. I could honestly kill people all the fucking time and get away with it.

>>1603743
wrong therm, RDD, my fault

>>1603751
>implying the 12 year old sand niggers are the ones making the boms
>Is dis nigga srs?

So how would you make a bomb?

>>1603763
>cameras
you're caught after one. At least it would probably be a good one.

>Explosives have never been used properly.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bath_School_disaster

You don't know shit.

>>1603884
>crowded club
>dark and can't see shit
>go into the very middle where the density of people is immense
>let something fall from your hand
>walk out among sea of people, totally indistinguishable

Yup, looks like your logic is on point huh?

>>1603936

clearly r9k doesn't go to clubs.

most clubs scan peoples id's as they enter and are searched for weapons.

fucking idiots.

>>1603936
A half decent bomb would be far to big to just fit in your hand. The shrapnel from the bomb usually kills more people than the explosion so it would need to be about the size of a large milk bottle filled with nails.

>>1603967
maybe in your third world country

>>1603572

hi, some norwegian dude called, said u suck

I researched a bit more, and the one with the best kills/cost relation would be a school lunch with an alpha emmiting material that you can stole from a hospital radiotherapy machine (caesium-137). For information look at the goiania accident

inb4 party van?

>everyone thinking they need bombs to kill a club full of people

Just light one guy on fire, the concentration of axe body spray will combust, probably killing you in the process.

>>1604015
Only counts inside schools and Uni.

he is the hero white europe deserves

>>1604079
a bottle filled with petrol/white alcohol and a rag will do the trick as well.

>>1604104
Yeah.

I always wondered why more school shootings didn't open up with either a good old fashioned pipe bomb or molotov cocktail.
Its so stylish and effective.

if you really want to kill people, you should produce the virus that one university in europe wants to release data about - before someone develops the antidote.
but that would kill not only assholes but millions of innocent people.

>>1604133
Or why not just choose a day alot of people are all collected in a big room, like on "school conserts" or school plays or something in that style. Alot of people, crowded in a not so huge room that .

>>1604165
I guess they just have no strategy. Maybe the angst blinds them.

I wouldn't start a school shooting, because I really don't see a point in it, but by golly if I did.

>Cho
>holding the record
Lol no.

>>1604162
Have you ever read the Stand? That's basically what those guys did, they bred a superflu that will actually kill people that has no antidote.

I strongly suggest not fucking with superflu, the Spanish Flu outkilled the black plague and that shit wasn't as virulent as other flu strains.

>>1604162
>>1604162
>That feel when all on /v/ and r9k and those anime boards and /vg/ will survive because we sit inside so much

whelp i enjoyed /r9k. looks like this thread are going to be the norm and bring down this board. It's a weird kinda logic that makes you think you can kill somebody, yet can't talk to a girl.

>>1604217
Go out for food, get the bug with your burger, die at home.
Order pizza, pizza guy hands you the pizza and death.
Go out and get the mail, the mailman brushes up against you and you die.
Your parents cough in the house, it goes through the vent, you dead.

etc.

Flu can get you real fast.

>>1603911
I live in MI and I've never heard of this. I wonder why none of our teachers or anybody has mentioned it. People have to know about it right?

>>1604215
My first thought when I read that story was "isn't that how the Stand" started? It would be fucking awesome to live in that world if you were part of the .1% that lived. But I'm not that lucky...

>>1604055
>get radiated
>alpha as fuck
pfftch

>that feel when kids told you before that you would probably shoot up the school
>that feel when you've thought about it more than a person should, so they weren't lying

School Play Scenario

>get a few litres of petrol/white alcohol and a few lighters
>make a few molotovs and have a few bottles left over for pouring use
>Wear old clothes and a mask
>store some regular clothes in a predetermined location away from prying eyes
>make a flammable puddle on the outside of each fire exit (SET FIRE TO THE FIRE EXITS; BRILLIANT) and set fire to them
>enter the main entrance and throw your molotovs into the crowd and stage
>make a quick exit and throw your remaining molotovs into the main entrance
>RUNRUNRUNRUNRUN
>Burn your clothes

You will probably get caught but better safe than sorry.

>Get Aids
>Rape People
>Alpha As Fuck.

>>1604407
>Get Aids
>Rape Other Men
>Alpha Ass Fuck

>>1604407
Someone actually did that. They got HIV and screwed over 1000 people. Mostly hookers and druggies and gay boys but still, that's a pretty interesting way to be a serial killer.

You always have to have some faggot kid who doesn't know how to use a gun to run around and only kill several people. It would be incredibly easy to pull of a chain of killings in various locations on one night, before the police catch up to your location and detain you. Granted it would have to be well planned and all.

>record

Faggots. You think revenge is about killing as many innocent people as you can? It's about removing people from the world that make it considerably worse if they existed.

Research your target, big players who are corrupt and ruin lives. Stop shooting up schools because you are lazy and want attention.

>>1604519
Over a year ago, when I tried to kill myself, I thought about going on a killing spree, see what it's like. Maybe throw some rape in there as well.

I'm glad I didn't. I probably would have been extremely sloppy.

I will say it again. It's a weird kind of logic you have that your willing to kill, but not talk to a girl.

>>1604231
You're a fag

killyourselfcauseyoullneverdoorevendiscussanythinginterestingblox

>>1604562
It's easier to shoot a gun than face rejection.

>>1604532
Okay to achieve the high score we would have to kill some real dicks.

>Kanye West
>Chris Brown
>Majority of Black Rappers who sing about their wealth
>Paris Hilton
>Every Soccer/Football player
>Bobby Kotick
>Moot (We would be so much better off if 4chan didn't exist)

>>1604593
No really. In fact you have more to worry about with a gun then a girl.

>>1604603

Leave Paris alone she is really adorable ;_;

>>1604593
Even better if you shoot a gun in the face of rejection.

>string cheese wire across the main exit to a hall
>start shooting from the other end
>amputations everywhere

That's how I'd kick it off. A bunch of people would bleed to death after having huge gashes ripped in their skin and getting limbs severed as everyone tried to rush through the opening. I honestly think I could get the highscore then and there, in the first minute.

>>1604631
better if you pointed it at your self.

If I ever decide to "end it all" I'll become a serial killer. At least that way my life will have some kind of meaning, some kind of goal.

Every day from when I wake up until I go to sleep I'll be thinking of ways to kill more people. The goal is to do this for as long as I possibly can before getting caught. When I'm about to get caught I'll just shoot myself in the bathroom. The cops never just break in and take you. They ask if they can interview you, ask some questions, etc. I'll just say "yeah sure come on in, give me a second" and then kill myself.

I think I'd make a great serial killer because I wouldn't kill people close to me and the killings would seem more "random". I have no record and have never been fingerprinted and my DNA isn't on the system (nobody in my family has ever been in trouble). Plus I wouldn't use the same weapons and same MO. I think I could keep it going for at least half a year and rack up a nice body count.

But I'm not thinking about doing this. My life is OK. Everything's OK. As far as you know.

>>1604648
Shit man that would be gruesome, you wouldnt even have to fire off any shots. Just light a fire, pull the fire alarm and let the razor wire do all the work.

>>1604360

>not blocking the fire exits instead of some pussy little puddle

ISHYGDDT

>>1604673

uhh bro if they suspect you of murder they don't ask you to come down to the station for a chat.

>>1604648
>>1604676
>i watch too many movies

>>1604692
They'd need an arrest warrant to come in and get me. These things tend not to come out of nowhere. Besides even if they broke in the door or something I have a .38 nearby. I would never use it as part of my killing spree since it's legal and licensed, of course. In fact I could go get it right now within 5 seconds. Hear door break down, reach into dresser, fire off a warning shot through my office door, then shoot myself.

But again I'm not considering this or anything.

>>1604231
It would suck to be in a public area and see an army of neckbeards with guns coming straight towards you while wearing 'that feel' masks

>>1604759
I would enjoy that instead of the Guy Fawkes mask. Just a bunch of fat kids with guns wearing that feel masks.

>>1604759
Fuck, this is a hilarious thought.

>>1604722
Very few arrests come by force. Most of the time people come willingly then when they're in custody are formally arrested. A person has to be dangerous to be forcibly/randomly arrested.

>>1604722
swat would put a round or taser in your before you could grab your gun.

lrn2 no knock warrants.

The best idea so far has been putting an alpha emitter in food. A gram or 2 in a milk tanker would kill hundreds of people.

/r9k/ a board of wannabe serial killers and depressed fags.

>>1603572
If the Columbine kids' plan worked, they would've killed over 600 people (around 500 from the cafeteria bombs and another 100 or so from the car bombs, not to mention the casualties via firearm). No joke.

>>1604676
I'm just trying to think of what would have the most impact. It would be amazing for their parents to not even have an open casket. Knowing the last seconds of their child's life were confused and tortured, bleeding out on the floor of a gym while being trampled by their friends.

Do you think these parents ever wonder if they could have saved their child by teaching them manners and respect? Or do they just continue with the same self-indulgent, arrogant attitudes that their children were angels and never deserved it despite bullying and ruining the lives of others?
I'm torn between which of the two is best. On one hand it's delicious to see them breaking down on TV and anguishing over how someone could take their precious little angel's life - "how could someone do this to my baby, he was so popular and well liked". On the other hand it might actually drive a small amount of positive change for them to realise it was their turd of a child's own fault and that they themselves are partly to blame.

Bombs don't count in spree kills.

>>1604909
>implying the person you kill won't be some good hearted hero who sacrifices himself to save the trash of the school

>>1604909
A lot parents are fucking idiots, that bully who got stabbed 12 times after he followed the kid from the bus and punched him in the back of the head. His parents were still crying and pretending he was a little angel.

Every parent is ignorant to their child's major flaws, they will happily live in their own little world while their kid is out buying weed and stealing from them.

>>1604909
could you be any more butthurt, you pathetic fucking manchild? maybe if you weren't a damaged piece of human trash who didn't have the decency to even try to act normal, you wouldn't have been bullied. it's hilarious to see that these so-called "normalfags" have had a greater effect on your life than you will ever have on theirs. they don't even remember you, and you're still bitterly fantasizing about their deaths at your hand. know this: most kids who get bullied deserve it. you were a loser, so you got picked on. it's time to move on.

grow the fuck up.

>>1604973
>know this: most kids who get bullied deserve

Did your bullies make you think that?

It doesn't matter if he did the wrong thing or not.

Those kids are dead. That school, those dichead parents and faculty, and the bullys and assholes all pushed this kid to become a killer. Hell, even if they DIDN'T push him to it, this day and age they should at least be sensitive to the warning signs (of which there were many).

Instead, the said, "Welp, part of life, not my problem," or the equivalent.

It doesn't matter if that kid shooting up the school was evil or not (it is), but it could have been very easily prevented by being a human being to the kid or even simply identifying him as a developing problem.

But we all know we're just hung up on the emotion of it, and it's just a "tragedy" and not a fuck-up. Nothing's going to change. It will happen again. It will continue to happen, until SOMETHING gives and stops producing these killers.

>>1604973

You're part of the reason this killers are made. You tell them to fuck-off or turn the other cheek or "grow up" instead of dealing with the problem...

Like a human being should.

>>1604973
>>1604973
But why can't they just leave the so called "losers" alone?
Jesus christ its like everyone has to be a huge dick whenever they have a chance to

>>1605040
>>1605035
>>1604973
>Be bullied
>fight back and get in trouble/beat up
>do nothing a keep on getting bullied
>tell the authority and nothing happens

It's not an easy situation, that kid who stabbed his bully 12 times was caught between a rock and a hard place. He just wanted to be left alone but his bully followed him and punched him in the back of the head.

I always wondered how many people would've died in the Columbine Massacre if Harris set the fucking bombs up correctly.

>>1605035
Last I remembered killing the people giving your trouble was solving the problem.

On another note, has anyone paid attention to anti-bullying campaigns? They still haven't changed. They still feature the effeminate gay guys who lisp, the good looking kids who dress emo and get bullied for it... that isn't how bullying works and nobody fucking gets it. Bullying happens to the unattractive quiet kids, not the popular but slightly different ones. It happens right in front of the teachers noses and they still don't give a shit because it's the popular, fun, entertaining kids doing it to the losers. Google 'anti bullying campaign' and see what kind of images come up on the websites. You'll see good looking kids looking sad. Because that's what bullying is, right? That's how normalfags relate to bullying, that's how they feel they're against it - to them, bullying is a friend being picked on by a big mean guy for no reason. But having fun at the quiet kid's expense isn't bullying of course. He deserved it!

>>1604953
I doubt it

>>1604962
I suppose you're right. It just infuriates me that people continue breeding these monsters and acting like what they're doing is perfectly okay. It's monsters creating monsters and it needs to stop. At least removing some of them from life removes a small part of that chain and makes life a little bit better for those who have been shit on by them.

>>1604973
>most kids who get bullied deserve it
lol

>>1605147
>these kids are celebrities.

THAT'S NOT HOW BULLYING WORKS.

>>1605136

> Last I remembered killing the people giving your trouble was solving the problem.

No, dipshit, that is the conclusion of the problem.

The problem starts when some kid is treated as a sub-human until he finally snaps, then everyone wanders around in a daze going, "But I don't understand why he would want to kill?"

It's not a solution at all, since the problem sill exists.

> Normalfags are super-fucking dense.

>>1605102

He could have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for those pesky kids!

>>1605196
eh, no, those 'kids'' are twats, and nothing else

>>1605230
that sounds like bullying.

>>1605230

No, they are. But they're still killers, and they didn't wake up one day and suddenly have the motivation to be killers.

That shit was reinforced by their childhoods being filled up with being treated like human garbage and ignored, so they could be allowed to let these murderous instincts fester.

Reality is, what they did is inexcusable, but the school could have prevented it by being human.

> I'm not just talking about the faculty when I say "school."

I was bullied for around ten years straight and I can honestly understand what can push a person to do that. The thought of killing my classmates crossed my mind more than once because my life was becoming so fucking unbearable due to them.

I feel so sad for anyone who doesn't think bullying is a problem. It makes a monster inside you that wants nothing more than to get out. It takes incredible control not to let this kind of thing get to you over time and not everyone is capable of handling it like I barely managed to do.

>>1605147
I honestly think the most accurate description of bullying in popular media is Chronicle. You know, before the bat-shit insane powers.

shoot up a big pre-school/day care center
>"school"
>it counts
>beat cho's record with ease
>tons of sex involved

There was a thread on 99chan's /b/ today on this same thing.

I think it shows how much of a perfect foil you are to them - they really aren't quite as idiotic.

>>1605294
I haven't seen that yet, the trailer I saw didn't seem that appealing. I'll download it now just for that, cheers.

>>1605330
I'll spoil it here: Main character is a nerdy, quiet kid, and is bullied badly and abused even worse by his family. Gets awesome powers, and goes fucking insane.

>>1605349
I got the second part from the trailer but not the first. Thanks nigger.

>>1604080
Wasn't it some sort of summer camp? Does that count?

>>1605349
That is what everyone would do here if they got super powers; I am certain of that. Hell I would rob a few banks, find a kill all my bullies from school and blow shit up but stay incognito so it doesnt mess with my personal life.

>>1605365
Well, it's worth watching anyway. It's kind of... shocking.

>>1605349
Wow, good, they just made him out to be a real asshole.

If I ever got psychic powers, I'd get revenge on every fucking douchebag that ever had the misfortune of meeting me. And nobody would touch me. Because it's psychic powers. Fuck, look at the Pokemon movie. Nothing could fucking touch Mewtwo, besides the power of love.

So how does it end? Guess they have to defeat the kid anyway... because lulmoviemoralending

>>1605428

Kid gets ganged up on by his former "friends" who didn't really understand him, strip him of his powers, and leave him in his shitty life, his own personal hell.

> Naw, I'm just kidding. I haven't watched it.

>>1605428
>thought* they just made him out to be a real asshole

typo there

>>1605428
(Spoilers for Chronicle, if you don't want it spoiled)
He goes completely fucking batshit insane, rampages through Seattle, and kills a shit-ton of people before his best friend and cousin ends up impaling him on a javelin, killing him instantly

>>1605457
You know, I'd like to make my HYPOTHETICAL plan to HYPOTHETICALLY shoot up a HYPOTHETICAL school, but I'm afraid I'd get in trouble for it. Shit like this comes back to haunt you. Even if it we are all anonymous.

>>1605499
Not really. So long as you haven't got any guns stashed in your house and you're not intending to do it today, nobody gives a shit. Just keep it hypothetical, I'm interested.