>>156679

Uhh 0.

I may be a complete fuck up but I'm a fashionable fuck up.

Zero.

I do own a Fedora, but it was for an old halloween costume.

1 (maybe 2 if you take into consideration that my glasses are bent).

I am an unfashionable fuckup with acne, no friends, and a shithouse life, and I don't do any of that stuff.

0
But I'm hardly fashionable

I just wear plain shit from walmart and stopped wearing my glasses after they broke.

Fashion doesn't interest me in the least

None of these. You're a loser if you match a single one.

I own gaming shirts. They are Large size and grease-free. I've been complimented on them but multiple females. There fore I discount the video game shirt thing, putting me at....... zero points.

I have long hair, but I wash it, use champoo/conditioner and brush it every day.

>wearing an XXL gaming shirt right now (I sleep in it)
>fingerless gloves
>big belt buckle

but that's it

OP must have a new bulb, all that projection is blinding me.

>two out of 15
>mon fromage quand
I remember it being way worse than that.

0. Well fitting jeans and t-shirt every day.

Also, I sincerely hope no one still wears cargo shorts.

>>156762
OH WAIT FUCK I HAVE BAGGY CARGO SHORTS. Meh, they don't look /v/irginny when I wear them.

>that feel when you wanted a trenchcoat so badly during your school-shooter phase

One. I own a pair of cargo shorts and I love them for their ridiculous pocket space.

>no girls allowed
LOL SECRET BOYS CLUB GIRLS STAY OUT
you fucking misogynist retards.

>Fingerless gloves
>Trenchcoat
>Combat boots (oversized)

2/15 and it's a nice P-coat, which some of you would consider it in the trench coat category I'm also like 15 pounds over weight but was 35 and am continuing to loose weight.

2 of them, unwashed hair, neckbeard type thing on my face. the unwashed hair was because i couldn't take a shower today. i don't care about the crappy beard that i have. trying a bum type of look.

>>156812

I know that feel, bro.

I still feel the need to wear one. There's something about having a floor-length leather trenchcoat that's just so INHERENTLY cool.

Critical strike on >>156817!

>>156817
So...
You want to discuss how neckbeards dress?

I'm confused.

>>156817
shut the fuck up slut

>>>/soc/

lol mfw this is nothing like me

>>156794
Maybe you should google the word fromage...

One, because I haven't shaved in over a week.

Also, fuck comic sans.

No fedora.
I keep my (moderate length) hair clean.
No glasses.
No neckbeard, I shave.
2X shirt, but it's just black, and baggy. (really I'm only 1X, but I like loose clothing) 1 point.
No trenchcoat, I wear shirt-jackets though. Half-point.
No gloves.
I occasionally bring my DS arround. half-point
No to food.
No belt.
No chains.
Cargo shorts, baggy. 1 point.
No boots.
Overweight. 1 point.
No cape.

4, I guess technically 6 because I gave half-points.

0/15

I used to be 1/15, but I was pregnant 4 months ago. Gave birth, back to better than pre-pregnancy weight, and I would consider the "food in hand" thing, but I kinda' have to because I already had a high-metabolism and now with my body working hard to produce food, I have to keep eating to nourish the little man and to maintain my weight.

I would not wish high metabolism on anybody. The difficulty level to maintain normal weight is pretty hard.

The only one I fill is overweight. But really, that doesn't make me fashionable. Scraping together enough social acumen to not be a complete mouth-breathing retard doesn't make you fashionable.

when i grow a beard, the majority is around the underside of my chin, but not my neck :S

so sort of 0,5 of them

I wear my black fedora with me everywhere, except to formal occasions. Skinny-normal weight, usually wear flattops, jeans, some kinda shirt similar to HELIX, and sometimes a collar jacket when it's cold.

am I fashonable?

>implying boots aren't the greatest footwear of all time

Dropping some polyvore anyway

2/15
would be 3 but I like leather jackets, and getting a trench coat in leather would be more money than I have.

2-3, 25 year old virgin.

>>156891

Not sure what the fuck HELIX is, but if you wear a fedora at all you are probably not fashionable whatsoever.

fedoras are the worst hats ever, they're only to be worn if you're in a mobster movie

Fedoras are now pretty much an icon for faggots trying to look "fancy". Why do these people still try?

1, I wear baggy cargo shorts because they're comfortable and I'm still youthful enough where it's still an acceptable part of my wardrobe

I own a Fedora but I've only worn It twice. First time to a formal In an appropriate suit and another time with friends trying to be a mad hipster. I had the Wayfarers, vest, skinny jeans and Fedora.
I have a big belt buckle but my belt Is fashionable as fuck and gets huge props.
I also have one of those German military jackets that's a trench coat. I wear that when It's super cold and I think I don't look like a creeper.
So I guess I could have 3.

>>156924

Because autism.

>>156894
It's lumberjack Jim.

>>156924
>>156920
>>156913

Eh, really depends on what you wear with it imo

SOMETIMES you can pull it off, depending on who you are and what you wear with it, for instance, some people it just matches, others (kinda like the models that wear them) just look like complete faggots with them.

1.

I wear fingerless thermal gloves because I have bad circulation in my hands, and full-fingered ones would be annoying when I'm trying to type or write or draw.

It was nearly 2, but I wear peacoats and 3/4s instead of full blown trenchoats (mainly because I haven't found one I like yet)

Two. Slightly overweight and I take my DS to class with me. Don't own any hats (let alone fedoras), no boots, no gaming shirts, and I haaate trench coats.

2.
Often times the hair, it insta-greases over night. no lie.

And the weight.

I don't think I'm fashionable,
I just don't care.

>>156900
question, would a trench-coat being leather make it excempt from counting?

>>156925
Only in the summer. If you're wearing them when others are wearing coats, then they are in no way acceptable.

none of this shit applies to me.
I'm bald, but that's because I lather up and shave my head every other day, and I have a beard, but no neckbeard. Nothing else applies to me.

Fedora?
Balding? No. Unwashed? No. Long hair? Yes.
Glasses are fine
I like stubble but shave when it turns into a beard
No gaming shirt, though I wear a lot of Metal band shirts
No trenchcoat
No fingerless gloves
I use my PSP as an Mp3 player
Food? No, booze and fizzy drinks yes.
Belt buckle? No
Chains? No
Cargo pants yes but I never wear shorts
I have stompers but I mostly wear my black DVS shoes
Overweight? Guilty
Cape? No wtf.

I think I dress a nice in between, I look like a generic metalhead. I'm tempted to cut my hair but I like having long hair.

1/15.

I'm overweight, but I don't fit any other of those stereotypes.

1...but then again I am a nigger who knows when and what to wear with fingerless gloves...so let's say 0

>>157036
No, these are worse.

They are not badass. You do not look menacing or sexy, or appealing in any way. They are not slimming nor are they useful for "supplies" or god forbid, weaponry.

These coats=desperation.

I'm at zero, and always have been.

Just one... a cape. I wear one as I am... THE CAPE!
SIX SEASONS AND A MOVIEEEE

0. I wear jeans, sneakers and t-shirts

Fuck you, 90's 4 Lyfe

I wear cargo pants and sport shoes

>>157113
I don't want a trench-coat to be "slimming" i weight 120 lbs I wear leather jackets because they make me look like less of a twig. I would love the extra pockets a trenchcoat would provide, and I am under no impressions that it makes me look badass, if anything I'd look like a shrunken version of Harry Dresden if i wore a trench-coat. (he wears a duster not a trench-coat but close enough)

>>157039
I know. I'm fairly fashionable and tend to wear jeans in the other seasons.

i have long hair and need to lose 5 pounds to be skinny.
i used to be from /fa/

My everyday fashion. Complete with my skatie boardie and my dog.

>>156794
> mon fromage quand
> fromage
> cheese
> visage
> face
mon visage quand je parle francais
mon visage quand je n'ai pas un visage (ou de la fromage)

I own a Marine Corps ceremonial cape. Sse it for acting every once in a while.

I got 0 but I still feel unfashionable.
I'm planning on changing my look though.
I'm going to buy some black Doc Martens, some blue jeans that fit perfectly, some band tees, and a pair of Aviators because I've been told that I look good in Aviators.

>>156855
>>157203
Using Fromage instead of Visage is a joke, you fucking twats.

IHBT? Probably not.

Am I fat if I'm 5feet 11 inches tall and weigh 165 pounds?

1.

I'm a fatty but I'm working on that.

>>157223
Don't buy band tees. Everyone will be judging you. I love plain white tees but dress shirts are definitely the go If you have the money.

one. A little overweight. But I've NEVER actually seen anyone dressed in the same way as OPs pic

>mfw
Nope, my wardrobe consists of wearing this jacket + jeans and whatever other t shirt I feel like wearing.

Me right now.

>>157261
What kind of dress tees?

>>156679
Hey, I'm 19, and I wear a fedora and suit jacket around on days where I feel like being a classy fucker.

I carry around a pocketwatch everywhere anyway and occasionally use a cane for leg pain from complications in infant surgery, so it all fits.

I consider all of this together, but with comfortable shoes, jeans, and a T-shirt, to be one of the most functional and fashionable looks in the world.

1. No fedora. Have a felt bowler my girlfriend convinced m to buy. Get complimented on it by strangers at least once a week.
2. Buzz head hair down, shave at least once a week, more often when school isn't frazzling my nerves.
3. Wear glasses. Keep them in good condition, and would replace them if they cracked.
4. Rarely beyond stubble.
5. Button up shirts, worn closed or over a generic t-shirt.
6. Trenchcoat is a duster, originally designed for the weather that we actually get around here. (High winds, sever wind chill, sleet, etc.) Only worn when its justified, or I'll have to be out of the house too long to have it if the weather shifts.
7-12. Nope.
13. Had paratrooper boots for a while, but the zipper broke and they were replaced with unlabled harley davidson boots, choosen because of the lack of labling and the massive sale they were on. Regardless, always worn under long pants so the details don't matter.
14. Could loose weight, but the weather is moving to the point that I'd have to work out rather than just be outdoors, so it probably won't improve till the spring. Regardless, don't have hanging belly fat.
15. Who the fuck owns a cape?

0. However I'd probably only be regarded as fashionable on r9k, but in the real world, I'm far from it. I just dress normally as I'm too poor to wear brands all the time :< One day though, I'll have my Calvin Klein suits.

1, if you count this sandwich I'm eating

>>157301

hahahah oh jesus

0

I used to carry my DS, but then I beat all the games I have.

Also, XXL does not equate to fat. I wear XXL because otherwise it would be way too short (6'6")

0/15
Used to wear a fedora, but now I wear a newsie

>>157240
Does your stomach hang over the waistband of your pants? Because for a guy, there's your answer.

>>157178
Dress for your size, don't be one of those fuckers who wears clothing too tight or too big. And stop being so defensive- you're posting on r9k.

And your leather jacket scares away the pussy. Or the cock- whatever you're in to.

0, feelsgoodman

bloxxi

Saw this on /v/, doesn't fit any of the /v/irgins either.

>>157301

Lol you're trolling, right>

>>157301
You are dumb. Why not just wear the whole ensemble? You might ACTUALLY come off as classy, especially if the cane is practical. If you're wearing a pocket watch, fedora, jacket and fucking JEANS AND A T-SHIRT you look like a complete autist. Choose one.

I've never worn any of that stuff.

I just like jeans, and t-shirts.

Captcha
>any morewhy

I'm hardly balding, but my hair is currently unwashed due to an unfortunate series of events.

This is more of your average neckbeard than your average (real) /r9k/er.

Also, thanks for the wonderful topic, it really broadens our perspectives and contributes to the community. Oh, and how interesting it is to read others answers!

>>157338
you don't need to wear brands/spend money to look good. fashion sense is more important than trends and cash.
great stuff can be found 2nd hand

Trench coats aren't fashionable? Maybe not your ones, but they CAN be if you do it right.

Pic related, trench coats done right by a Gucci model

0

Technically 1 if you count the trenchcoat I have for my dress blues, but I haven't touched it since basic training.

0/15

I carried my DS around when I was younger though.

>>157403
You don't have to, but it helps

1-2
I'm overweight (but not to such an extent that I take up more than 1 bus seat) and I occasionally bring out my 3ds (ex: when I have a 2-3 hour break between class and nothing to do)

Not a single one applies to me, I can't believe some of you idiots actually dress like that, I should've known, though.

Zero.

I'm fashionable as fuck.

>>157403
Are newsboy caps/flat caps considered fashionable?

1/15

but it's not a ridiculously huge belt buckle, it's just big.

however it's anime related so it probably does count.

Okay...

If you wear any of these items, or have any of these items, you're a retard.

Case Closed

1, I have somewhat long hair. About shoulder length, but curly as fuck so it doesn't actually reach my shoulders.

I'm 5'8. I don't wear the long coat or the hat.

>>157340
Don't knock it bro. Chicks dig the hat and jacket, and since I don't take myself seriously enough to look poncy or superior in the least, it works.

I would actually rather not have the cane with the look, but try walking five miles three times every day from classes to work on a cold day when every muscle in your leg is tensing up and try to live without it.

I will admit that I relish a degree of enjoyment from the occasional wat.jpg looks I get when I actually start talking and turn out not to be some ponce with a 16'th-century complex.

>>157412
Make sure you look like him too. Or at least in decent shape and groomed.

This is a nice try, but you know most of the trench coats here in question are poorly made and from the flea market, work two sizes too large.

I want to honestly ask, does anyone TRULY dress like that?

I mean it seems like such an utter monstrosity

>>157481

No they don't. Oh, you beg to differ? Then tell us about all of that pussy you have to deal with.

I thought so. You look like an ass...who is trying way too hard.

0, but I used to wear a fedora. All monochrome grey scale these days.

Zero. Though I'm female, so that may be why.

>>157485
I don't wear a trench coat, and never will. I just wanted to point it out.

>>157301
kill yourself

worstfuckingtasteinfashioneverbloxxoxox

>>157466
it depends on the rest of the clothes. a single item isn't /fa/ or un/fa/. even trench coats can be worn well but should be used only in appropriate weather.

>>157479
>he thinks trench coats only come in one size

That being said, wear a trench coat outside of a wet/snowy day when the trench coat is meant to protect your suit.

Most of the time you faggots are just wearing dusters. (Which is what the OP's pic describes).

>>157466
I think so! Then again, I'm a fucking retard.

>>157389
Whole ensemble is a bit tryingtoohard.gif to work for me. I have a friend who's a business major and looks good in suits, but I can never stand the constant need for attention concerning creases and fitting.

I also don't exactly cut the figure for the full suit, I just dont' look good in dress pants or with the jacket buttoned because I'm too skinny to fill in even a relatively tight-fitting suit.

I mostly surround myself with people who know me and I'm comfortable with, so its not brought up all that often. Occasionally I get weird looks from people I don't know, but in a social situation its usually a great icebreaker.

>>156771
>washing your hair everyday

you're doing it wrong, bro.

Wash it every other day, thank me later.

>>157538
Enjoy ruining your business suit on a wet day or slushy snow day.

Who am I kidding, you'll never wear a business suit.

2 or 4, depending on the day (cargo shorts, whether or not I bothered to shave the night before, etc.)

1, which is "overweight."

>>157509
I know a guy who always wears a fedora, jacket (not a trenchcoat though), baggy pants, and DS. He's not fat though.

>>157481
Actually, if you're normal and/or and actual derp I'll accept it. All the kids I know who wear fedoras, however, are retards. I was showing my friend some screencapped post, the picture was areyouawizard.jpg. Some asspie in a fedora ran over, pointed at the screen, yelled "ARE YOU A WIZARD!" Then tried to chill like that was a good way to start a conversation.

I hate asspies.

>>157594
Why would you wash your hair every other day?

>>157575
Brother, every man needs a suit.

Go to a tailor, or a specialty shop. You'll find one. Even fat people can look good in a properly cut and tailored business suit.

>>157594
This here. You shouldn't wash your hair every day unless you're using shampoo designed for every dya use

>>157595
Shit I forgot about that. I do plan on acquiring Calvin Kleins when I'm making bank. Maybe I will need to invest in a trench coat once the suits are acquired

>militaryfag
>steel toe combat boots er'day
>ITT i'm the only person with a valid excuse

>>157594
>don't wash it everyday
>it gets greasy the next day and parts stick up when I try to comb it
No thanks.

>>157679
you can 'wash' it everyday but just rinsing it with water, but daily shampoo/conditioner isn't necessary.

0

shit's pretty epic, yo.

>>157517
I never claimed to be drowning in pussy, but it's a subject of conversation. I'm not a pickup artist by any means, I didn't mean to come off as bragging. I'm not amazing at long-term relationships, but I'm usually not without sex for long enough to really get blue balled.

The look makes a good icebreaker, and maybe from there on I'm just enjoyable to be around. I don't fucking know.

Zero. Too easy. Sure I dress and kind of appear normal, but scratch beneath the surface and I'm obviously a robot.

Three.

I have a bit of a neckbeard, I have quite a few gaming shirts (not XXL), and I have longish hair.

I'm not a total faggot.

1/10 because I have a bit of a gut. 6'3" 190 lbs. I knew a guy who dressed EXACTLY like the neckbeard in the pic, except he was skinny as fuck.

>>157675
Unless you're working with heavy machinery ie a motor pool you shouldn't wear steel toe boots.

They're terrible for the field, and have the potential to amputate your toes or become a piece of shrapnel.

In Afghanistan I preferred a light weight mountain boot with ankle support.

In Garrison I prefer Danner lightweight boots. I can run in them as much as I could running shoes almost.

So when I wear my baggy cargo pants (which I actually do) and trenchcoat (which I only wear on Hallowe'en) but do none of the other things I'm still fashionable?

Damn.

Baggy cargo shorts (not even that baggy).

It makes sense though because I'm not a virgin or an aspie.

>>157765
Cargo shorts are never cool...

Almost all shorts are never cool.

If you need to wear shorts you're out of shape. (because your body should be able to regulate hot temps even in pants).

>>157754
Combat Comm here.
steel toe are required protective equipment. I don't think anything i lug around is enough to amputate toes, but shit gets crushed. (most of the stuff we carry around is around 200/300 pounds)

>>157509
Yes. Unfortunately. Guy that was on the peripheral of my social group did. But he was essentially exiled for being a creep.

0 because i'm not a home dwelling nigger.

>>157795
Nope, not always. I live on the coast and board shorts can be quite good looking with a t-shirt and flip flops

>>157803
Ahhh, so you're not actually fighting anywhere.

Gotcha. How does it feel to be in the rear of the rear with the gear?

>>157640
Well, a nice, full suit, tailored, can run up a bill. Maybe if I ever do decent on a bet I'll buy myself one, but I can pick up nice suit jackets that fit for about $20 at local thrift places.

I tried to rock a suit for a while, from what I could tell it didn't really work with me. May have been because it was badly fitted, so maybe I'll give it a shot.

I also just work in the back doing clerical work for a museum, so its not like I need a full suit to look businesslike.

>>156679
Currently? 2 and a half.

In the past, I've been as high as 5.

But my Dad gave me that fedora and it's been in my family for years. I've missed it every day since I lost it.

>>157825

0 and I *am* a home dwelling nigger.

>getting over 0

ISHYGDDT

>>157835
>Almost all shorts are never cool.

Board shorts of proper pattern and trim are okay.

>flip flops
Not okay. I suggest better sandals.

Two
I am overweight (but I think I can rock it with the stuff I wear)
And I own a trenchcoat but never wear it due to living in the fucking desert

>>157838
LOL
combat comm are the first people in.
You think leadership is going to bring troops somewhere without a sat feed?
we just packed up 2 deployments this month with our bucket starting in December.
What branch are you in anyway?
>in b4 army grunt with ironic superiority complex.

just one, fingerless gloves

>>157871
Sandals. Are you kidding me? They're completely out of fashion for males. For females, the roman-style sandals are in (with a dress), but otherwise it has to be flip flops

>>157917

>Actually caring what a tripfag thinks

They're attention whores and trolls, one and all.

>long hair
>brown shoeboots kind thing
>single old pair of thorn jeans
>cheap hoodie
>glasses held together by tape
>neckbear

>>157917
things being 'out of fashion' is stupid.
YOU'RE stupid.
'current' fashion is cared about by almost no one, and almost none of those people matter.

If something looks good, it looks good. Its not going to look less good a year from now because its not 'in' anymore.

>>157795
>Almost all shorts are never cool.
wat. show me a bunch of spring menswear collections that don't have shorts.

Zero master race up in this

>kids saying zero
You folk obviously don't know how awesome short capes are. With a good vest or suit, a short mantle-less cape accentuates it.

>>157966
You have a neckbear? Fuck yes. What do you feed it?

>>157998
razorblades

>Baggy cargo short
All I got, and only because no other shorts are suitably long enough while also fitting me around the waist. I blame fat men.

1

I carry my DS around most of the time so when I get bored I have something to do and I carry around my PSP because it's my music player.

>>156679
>'current' fashion is cared about by almost no one, and almost none of those people matter.

That's why the fashion industry is a multi-billion dollar industry; because no one cares about what's in fashion.

Styles of clothing can go out of fashion as well, to think otherwise is stupid.

>>157987
please don't troll people with bad advice like that.

>>158037
This was actually aimed at >>157969

1 for me (I'm fat).

BITCHES AINT SHIT

00000000000000000!
I am FASHIONABLE!

Fashionable master race reporting in!

0
not sure if I should feel some sort of accomplishment

Holy fuck, that almost exactly describes a friend of mine. The only differences is full length cargo pants with chains and AC/DC shirts instead of vidya.

I think I might have to help him (or society) and get him some rope. What kind of rope do they use to secure a barge?

1

I have fingerless gloves at my desk for writing notes on cold days, but I never wear them in public. I'll put my point into baggy cargo shorts, although they're not really that baggy.

>>158063
not being a retard does not make you fashionable.

>>157912
Officer actually, in the 1-327IN REGT, 1BCT, 101st ABN (AASLT).

The only air force people we ever saw sat in buildings all day and ate all our food. Even when communications broke down they were too retarded to fix anything.

I guess that's what happens when you know, you're actually fighting a war.

So don't give me some, "FIRST ONES IN" BS. You're on what, 4-6 month deployments?

>>158090

And to add on, the fedora says AC/DC on it too.

>>156679
3

I can fix two of those easily.

>>158037
Because most of those 'out' fashions were stupid fads to begin with, tied with socially retired subcultures (hippie clothes died with the hippie movement, disco clothes died with the disco movement, etc)
But to say something as general as sandals are 'out' of fashion is asinine.
When people shop for clothes, they think to themselves, 'does this look good?' not 'this looks good, but is it IN right now? Let me consult the latest trends to make sure i won't be ridiculed by the fashion police for wearing last years cool clothes'

The fashion industry takes itself entirely too seriously.

1
Baggy shorts
Hurr durr I gotta wear them pocketless khaki pants so my frat bros don't hate on me. I'm not a tool, honest!

>2011

>Not wearing pyjama pants and cargo vests for maximum comfort and utility

ISHYG...etc.

0
is anyone really crazy enough to dress like that?

I have a felt porkpie hat, sure dodged the fedora bullet... I have four "badass trenchcoats." I have none of the other symptoms, and in fact, don't go around wearing the trench coats. I just sort of wanted them. The hat? I haven't worn it in a while, I still think I can make it work if I get a nice dark suit.

>glasses
>had half-long epic hair
>a black ... fedora? hat from world war 2 from france, german grandfather was in war, passed down to my mother and then me
>i like Nintendo
>have a bright trenchcoat bought for shits and giggles at a second hand store
>black fingerless gloves because a) i think it looks cool and b) i cant stand normal gloves, i need to scrach my nose all the time, i am allergic and need to get out the tissues fast enough or i will sneeze my fucking gloves. also, i want to feel with my fingertips, goddamnit.

I think that's it. Are common things stereotypes now?

>>158154
BTW samefag here, I browse /fa/ every day, and while my wardrobe isn't the best tailored, it is highly color coordinated and fairly good for my meager poorfag means.

I literally fall under none of those categories, except for having long hair (which is not balding and is kept looking nice). I always figured, hey, I ain't the most pleasant guy to look at, I might as well try to dress well. That's why I can never understand people who don't dress well. Even if you don't have a keen fashion sense, talk to someone who does. Jesus, you're only hurting yourself.

>>158117
You can talk whatever shit you want about base-comm (spoilers: a lot of them are civilian contracters. Further Spoilers: if you spill coffee on the router, they'll let you sit and think about how stupid you are for a while before they replace it), but you clearly have no experience with Combat Comm, if you even understand what it is.
And yes, air force people work in buildings and hangers all day, because thats where the work needs to get done. YOU'RE the ones who signed up to stand around getting shot at by sand people.
When the air force kills people, we do it from a safe distance, and we do it well.

>>158159

If you're a troll, you're a fucking good one because you sound like a complete loser

0/15

>mfw i am still a bigger loser.
>kissless
>no gf
>dropped out of college
>no job or career direction

Handsome and completely hopeless loser reporting in.

>fedora I never wear
>fingerless gloves
>baggy cargo shorts

>>158197
>Afghanis
>Sand People
You've never been to Afghanistan, have you?

0/10. I occasionally wear fingerless gloves, but I'm somewhat of a /fa/ggot so I don't typically look like a douche. Honestly, none of this shit is hard to overcome. And no one will mind a love of retro vidya' if you aren't ugly and otherwise socially inept.

Why would you wear a trench coat AND a cape? Why even the cape??

>>158125
people certainly do pay attention to what is trending at the moment. your understanding of outdated fashion is simplistic and incorrect. lapel widths, hemlines, etc go in and out of style. wearing something from last year is fine. wearing something from five years ago makes you look clueless

>>158229
I think a lot of us know that feel, bro. I just don't know where to meet people. I'm really good in conversations, but I rarely get in them.

Also, on topic, whenever I see a fedorafag out in public I always make a little ISHYGDDT face. Why on Earth would you wear such a ridiculous thing when everybody thinks it looks silly? I've never actually seen anybody in real life who falls into all of those categories, but the fedora? Really? Why?

>>158219

What? Why do you think i am a complete loser?

0/10 here. I do own a trenchcoat, but it's strictly for protecting my suit jacket from the weather.

>>158281

i just pretend they dont exist, but then get more depressed because they have more of a life than me, even when being/dressing like a complete and utter twat.

>overweight
Wow, I'm only 1/15. brb bursting into treats

>>158253
...are you trying to tell me there aren't sand people? in the desert?
You know what
>[x]army
>[x]officer (probably a thinks-hes-hot-shit-LT)
>[x]tripfag
>odds of you not being a tool: rapidly approaching 0
I'm done. Have a nice night knowing that everyone in your unit probably hates you.

>>158253
Are you the same retard who was posting in that mental illness thread last night?

>>158381
Pssst

Faggot... Afghanistan is mostly mountainous and has a relatively small desert area.

So I'm glad this has proved you've never seen combat. Are completely ignorant of your enemy and have no idea who the Pashto people are.

>>158278
Those minor changes are really only noted by people who consider fashion a hobby, yes the fashion industry is a multi billion dollar industry, but thats because people buy it, they don't necessarily 'keep up' with it, beyond buying new clothes that they like the look of. People who actually take note of whats 'in' this season are a much smaller minority than you seem to think they are.

Do you really think a man will stop wearing a good suit because the popular lapel width has changed?

I used to wear a trench coat till I realized it was uncomfortable as fuck and got dirty easily. Other than that, none.

>>158413
I never even brought up Afghanistan, i just said sand people. If for nothing but the sake of argument you want to pretend we haven't been in Iraq for the last decade, then go ahead. You are the quintessential Army Officer, a presumptuous, headstrong tool.

>>158481
yes because appearance matters, whether you like it or not. people will judge you by what you're wearing and in a business or social situation requiring a suit, looking like you don't know what's going on will affect how people treat and think of you.

wearing a baggy boxy suit from the early 2000s will surely make you stick out, not in any good way.

>>158413

I'm in the desert part myself.

1/15. Still don't think I'm very fashionable, since all i wear are T-shirts and Jeans.

I'm working on that 1. I'm overweight, but I lost 110 pounds in the last year. Just gotta lose about 30 more, and then have surgery to remove all dis extra skin and I'll be good to go.

I just oddly carry my DS or PSP in my jacket pocket, but that's it.

>left

>>158582
Anybody ever tell you that you look like David Caruso? You also kinda look like Shawn/Aaron Ashmore.

>>158117

which Fob were you at when you were in Khas-Kunar? Please tell me Fob Fenty, cause then I know you didn't do shit.

only a neck beard, but that's because I haven't shaved all month

0/15

Lost my virginity at 19, not good looking but not the ugliest guy I know. Have had a few girlfriends. Oh god r9k you make being average so damn special.

I got a total of 1, I wear fingerless gloves (Canadian, so some kind of glove is necessary when out) so I can text still/answer my phone/read a text if I get one (Android using SlideIT - similar to Swype but better).

>>158219

>having a fedora
>buying trenchcoat for fun
>compared to the other people in this thread
>YOU SOUND LIKE A LOSER
>i hope you guys dont do this, etc

>>158646

>Lost my virginity at 19,

Confirmed for insecure loser

>>158600

That'd be a first. I've been told I look like Travis Touchdown and Edward Norton had a gay baby.

Carrying the DS and nothing else.

>>158292
You admit to doing the worst things on the list yet you think you can pull it off? You're worse then a loser, you're loser that has no self-awareness

>>158706
>/r9k/
>Losers telling losers they are losers

The shit, its on my screen but I can't smell it

Zero here.

I do actually wear a fedora sometimes, though. But I'm not a complete dumbass, and it actually matches the silk suit I bought it for.

Just the Fedora, but I only wear it with a nice suit jacket.

>balding, long hair

but I wash it frequently!

anyone who thinks they can pull off a trench coat and fedora is wrong. however i think it would be awesome if capes caught on as a fashion trend.

>Overweight
>Long hair
>Trenchcoat
What's wrong with trench coats, anyway? Yeah, if you were them to look badass, you're a faggot.
I wear them cause I have a fear of people seeing my ass crack when I bend over, and because I like the look of them.

none. my usual ensemble is a collared shirts and jeans, doc martins.

>>158621
You're probably too blind with butthurt armyrage to notice the tripcode on the thread you replied to, but its not the AF guy you're arguing with.
FYI theres nothing stupider in the military than people trying to out-ego other military people over who's seen the 'real' shit.
I WAS THERE, MAN. I WAS THERE. WERE YOU THERE? BECAUSE I WAS MORE THERE THAN YOU WERE.

>>158540
>Calling soldiers tools
Haha look at this Fat liberal douche.
Go suck Michael Moore's Delicious shit and leave the real discussion for grown ups

Only overweight.

>>158706

I don't know why you are so mad.

The hat just doesn't fit right, but looks good. Not those shit hats from hot topic or how this market chain is called. But i don't wear it actually.

Bought the trencoat for fun, never wear it. Why is this so bad?

Had half long hair, but now short, because it was a bitch to keep clean. At least i had the hair for it, unlike most other males with their long thin witch hair.

I like Nintendo because i like alot of games from them. Did you never have a SNES or something?

Was it the glasses or the gloves? I don't even understand why you would get angry at the gloves. Would you be less angry when i wear a popped collar or two?

I never understood this mentality.

0 because I'm not a fatass neckbeard. Certainly not 'fashionable' though.

One.

I knitted my own fingerless gloves a few months back & I wear them whenever it's cold out. I'm unfashionable, the horror!

>>158827
>Insulting people who fight for your freedom so you can live off of welfare and Hot Pockets
Stay classy americunts

>>158570
that is the point you're not getting.
Wearing a well-tailored 5 year old suit doesn't make you look like you don't know 'whats going on' because unless the job you're applying for is in the fashion industry, the odds of your boss being hip to the latest suit-style fashion trends is practically zero.

I'm not saying you can walk in with a fucking zoot suit, but you are VASTLY overestimating how much important people keep up with this shit. They are too busy being important.

>>158663
what why? 19 is the perfect age.

http://putthison.com/

>>158911

I don't want to rile you up bro, but telling other people that you lost your virginity when nobody asked, or caring so much about it is a sign of insecurity.

And according to some people "15-16" is the perfect age.

>>158939

Is that guy kidding

>>156679

None whatsoever appIy to me.

>1/15
>overweight

Working on it though, so meh.

>>158961

Then why are you in this thread?

Are you a troll?

Or are you just normal with no bias and hostility in your heart?

I like hats.

I have a lot of hats.

I collect them.

just the oversized cargo pants. although a few days ago i had a neckbeard and unwashed, long hair, but i got annoyed by it and got rid of that.

i don't think i'm fashionable, though. i'd guess i'd like to be, but it's too much effort.

>>158943
That was my only post in this whole thread, you adorable little cumguzzler.

>>159158

Yeah and so what.

Isn't wearing fedoras stupid goon thing anyway?

0-1, depending on how you define overweight. I'm a bit heavy, but not what I would call overweight.

holy shit this thread.
how is it still here?
have we not yet decided that robot is actually somewhat fasionable, at least enough to stop caring about this, goddamn

Zero and I live in paris and love having cock in my ass 24 hours a day.

Just one: I'm overweight. I don't even go to /v/. . .

Generally do something like this.

0 apply to me.

I am highly fashionable in any case. I laugh at the plebes on /fa/

1
fingerless gloves... only use em to workout at the gym

1-2 depends on what overweight means.
By /fit/ standards I am overweight but I don't know what r9k standards are.

I don't know what to say to this thread. I have had multiple girls tell me that John Bender from Breakfast Club is one of the sexiest guys in a movie (I'm not kidding) yet he falls into almost every one of those categories.

So, I don't know if it's so much the stuff on the list or the person wearing it.

Only one: Carrying a DS/PSP everywhere.

I rarely do anymore, though. My PSP battery died and my 3DS is going unused until the holiday.

Actually, you just described "Silent Bob" one of the coolest fuckers around.

Perhaps, this is why so many people have this look? Trying to emulate him? Or, was Kevin Smith emulating them?

Mindfuck.

>>159623

>2011
>still emulating kevin smith

just 2, overweight and chain.

0, dress plain as fuck except for my Doc Martens.

femanon here

some girls hate talking to creepy guys. i try to but then they get clingy so its best not to. but im still nice to them because im different than the "normal" girls. I just wanted to let you guys know that not all girls are bitchy!

I occasionally fulfill "fingerless gloves" because I sometimes wear them while biking. Chicago gets fucking cold.

Otherwise, nah. I'm all about tight t-shirts, paddy caps, sneakers, bandanas, and being scrawny with fledgling muscles.

>>159675
I didn't say I emulate him idiot.

I'm just saying, this describes "Silent Bob" almost to a tee.

>>159805
I think you're either a troll, an idiot, or both.

Most guys here wouldn't be "clingy" maybe on /b/ they would. Most guys here would be completely indifferent to you, because we're immune to all women, bc you all have more self importance than Caesar crossing the Rubicon.

Zero, I wear real clothes.

Just one, the boots. Boots are styling as fuck, all-purpose, and make a satisfying report with each steep; I refuse to stop wearing boots. I also have pretty long hair, but I'm neither greasy nor balding so i don't give a shit

>>159949

you're just a stupid fucking creep that should chop your dick off because it's not doing you much good anyways. Keep crying into your cornflakes, fag.

>>156679
0... well one if you count balding, but I shaved my head, genetics isn't really your fault but fuck da hair police.

Also, God only made a few perfect heads, the rest he covered with hair.

Zero.

Holy shit OP must be a huge faggot. More than two of those together is begging for a beating. And then that fashion retard would just dress even more faggy because they're always being bullied. And the cycle would continue forever and ever.

I hope this is your life OP, I really do.

>>159978
I may cry into my corn flakes, but they're tears of joy, because I don't have to put up with lying, cheating, women whores.

Dealwithit.jpg

>>160042
Have you noticed the fact that the poster you're responding to has been posting the same kind of shit in every single thread in /r9k/?

I've only been here for ten minutes and I already picked up on that.

You got trolled, bro.

>>160056

Yeah, wasn't sure if was serious, hence why I originally posted:

I think you're either a troll, an idiot, or both.

Thanks for confirming it though, now I know to ignore.

i got 0.What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>156679
1/15 always carry my psp or ds

>>156679
0. But then again, I'm also a /fa/ggot.

FUCK fedora wearing FAGGOTS!
Fedoras are awesome and you ruined them for all of us semi-normal people.

Loosley 4.

The hair's my only problem, but I've always wanted one of the smaller hipster fedoras. Sadly, they're gonna go completely out of style any second now, so I can't justify buying one...

0/15. Feels good being a normalfag.

>>159462
Are you me? I'm a few pounds overweight and this usually makes me look 1000x better?

0.
What's so hard about wearing a proper t-shirt with a nice pair of jeans + casual shoes?

Zero.
I'm still an ugly faggot though.

1

>Because I do sometimes wear fingerless gloves.

Fucking lol'd at that picture OP

>Fedora
Trilby.
>badass trenchcoat
>Always clutching food
Well, like, 10% of my non-meal-time, non-sleeping hours I am.

Imma say like 2.5/15