as a woman, to me, this is COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY false.

maybe this is what a 16 year old wants..

Did your handicapped hambeast sister wrote this for you or something?

this is stupid but some of those points are true, for me anyway.

2/4
bloxxxpls

>>1546456
>>1546457
this

seriously, these aren't true for a woman

>sort of a loner

Robots, theres hope for you yet!

3/4
bloxxoxoxo

>>1546466
>>1546456

People have different tastes, they will be true for some and false for others.

>>1546464
>possibly autistic

Oh don't worry ladies, I definitely have that one do-oh.... artistic... never mind.

4/4
enjoy yo self

- a proper handwriting

So far I have everything except
>sort of skinny
No sort of about it, I'm fucking skinny
>doesn't smoke or drink
I smoke and drink, not cigarettes though
Also, I agree, this sounds like a 16 year old girls' list.

What about just trying to not be a loser while still being yourself and then go after chicks that show interest for who you are?

>doesn't utilize the margin to format her shitty list in a more aesthetic way

I wouldn't date her just because of this.

>>1546436
>That feel when part italian
feelsgoodman

this was actually written by girls!

Ah thanks OP. I just need to write my own list of a perfect girlfriend and I'll be a normalfag in no time!

>>1546483
I laughed too hard
10/10

>>1546520
Can't really cover the smile since I look retarded when I smile, but I have most of the other things... will become artsy when I make that tumblr and repost hazy pictures.

>>1546466
What? No, these are probably true for a woman, the one that wrote this list.

>>1546484
>wears ray-bans
>has a decent car
>will drive me anywhere
>will pay his / our way

Basically she wants someone who will worship her and carry out every wish of hers, while not asking for anything in return? ("won't tell me where I can / can't go")

The one I like most is
>has a catchy name

WOAH

AS IT TURNS OUT

IM ALL OF THOSE THINGS

THANKS OP IM GONNA GO FUCK ME SOME BITCHES

>>1546520
>athletic
>artsy

pick one

>>1546464
>loveable/likeable

Are you absolutely CERTAIN that girls like a guy who's loveable? I'm no so sure.

Any female that wants all this can go fuck herself, because not a single female on this planet can live up to even half the stuff they ask for.

Narcissism, attention-whore, selfishness, self-centered, demanding, high-maintenance.. This female is the epitome of everything wrong with females today.

oh shit all these contradictions burns my insides

One thing I know about women....is that they're not raised like men.

>>1546484
>is quiet
>not obnoxious
>is possibly a show off
what?

>likes to be alone
>will do anything to be with me
what?

>

I would like it very much if children stopped posting on /r9k/

>look at list, not unlike what i expected
>1/4

what

>6pack abs
FUCK YOU SHITTY GENETICS
Its impossible for me to get 6 abs.

What do I win?

OP you didn't put some info about yourself, how are we supposed to know if we're taller than you by a foot or older than you?

That's extremely specific and doesn't apply to most women.

Ok, the one about being taller than you by a foot?

What if you're 5'10?

>>1546652

Your rectus abdominis is one muscle. Cretin.

To: Women who make lists about what their perfect man should be like...

You don't have a perfect man because the PERFECT WOMAN has him already. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!~

>>1546676
you win the prize of spending the rest of your saturday on 4chan! congrats!

>>1546695
Disqualified. 0/10

Try harder in life next time manlet

This girl isn't worth dating, guys, why do you care so much about what she wants?

>>1546705
Nah man, I have a date with a shut in mute.

>>1546706

I'm not a midget FFS. But seriously, if the girl in question is like 5'11", then i'll fall 5 inches short of her expectations.

>>1546695
if a girl is 5'10 then she is one in 1.14x10E6 females

(that's 1 in every 140 million females)

I'll rustle your women jimmies HARD OP

The first one just screams teenage angst.
>dark, shaggy hair
>combat boots
>LEATHER JACKET
Jesus christ. ISHYGAS

This list is a good way to get a guy who likes to lock cats in freezers.

I know that /r9k/ is full of misogynistic idiots but honestly.

Being with a girl is about how you make them feel. Do hot guys get more women? Hell yes. But the reason why is because women go out of their way to get these guys, or these guys have good self-confidence and go after the girls. If someone attractive of the sex you prefer was pushing for sex with you what would you do? Call them a jerk?

While there are culturally preferred things, generally anyone who searches for their own answers and is worth knowing as a person will have preferences. Do you fit these criteria? Fucking maybe. That is what it is like in real life. I met a girl that likes me for me.

>>1546726
>implying there are less than 50 females in the entire world who are 5'10"

are you sure you did your math right?

My list to the perfect woman...

> 1. Stop being pretentious and making a list of demands of things I need to be, and accept me for who I am.
> 2. See number 1.

And I'm done.

>>1546761
Exactly. Being with a girl is all about the girl, fuck what you want, that doesn't matter anymore.

That's why fuck buddies are superior to relationships.

>>1546436
Is this some sort of joke?
I don't even know where to start. Beyond the fact that this shit in no way addresses all womens' wants and desires. It looks written by a middle school girl. Is this what middle school girls are looking for? Nice smelling Italians who can drive?

cuntfail.jpg

>>1546464
>Knows how to treat a girl the right way
>Read: Like a fairy tale princess

>>1546751
>>1546751
>>1546751
>>1546751
This guy locks cats in freezers.

Perfect fit for you, OP.

>>1546791
Your standards are too high, bro

>>1546811
But we're awesome and sexy, bro. You know, minus the guidos

>>1546829

> Your standards are too high, bro

I know... and I cried the day I had to compromise. Just one thing couldn't be met... I felt terrible when I had to let go of my one standard.

>>1546811

It's funny how you imply there are mature women out there, bro! I had a good laugh.

>>1546791
What about basic requirements, like "has to be in good health" and "has to be a good person"?

hey romancefags, this is a list of the perfect woman. this is what all men want. all men... ladies, this is how to get your man:

I actually fit into quite a number of these "requirements."

Too bad "sort of a loner" doesn't mean "shut in NEET"

>>1546875
>blue eyes
Fuck my life, my eyes are dark brown :(

>>1546875
>blue eyes
There goes most of the population.

>>1546875

Actually, you could remove the "blue eyes" thing... men don't really care about that much, either.

>>1546858
The only standards men are allowed to have are
>alive
Don't cry bro, feminists can smell weakness.

>>1546871
Standards are too high, bro.

>>1546900
Kill yourself.

>>1546904
Good.

>>1546909
Speak for yourself.

>>1546910

> alive

Your standards are too high, big guy.

> prestandardblox

>>1546875
>having standards for appearance
Get out normalfag

>smaller than us
You don't understand the boners to be had for tall girls

>>1546875
>Blue eyes
>Makes a list that's even harder to achieve for most people than what OP posted

Way to fuck up your point there.

Basically, this is how it is...

The perfect woman:
Midly attractive and not a retarded cunt

The perfect man:
Make 1.000.000 $ / year
Have body and facial aesthetic like a fucking god
Etc
Etc
THE LIST DOES NOT FUCKING END

>HURR DURR EQUAL RIGHTS

>>1546791

So, if she's 350 lbs with acne/bacne and terrible B.O. but doesn't make a list and accepts who you are, you're DTF?

>>1546875
>>1546875
>>1546875
Good list.

FUCK YOU ABOVE ME. HE DOESN'T HAVE TO REMOVE SHIT. FUCK BROWN EYES THEY ARE RARELY SEXY. BLUE AND GREEN EYES ARE FUCKING HOT. FUCK YOU BITCHES WAAAAH mY BROWN EYES RNT SEXY.
Neither are your fat rolls.

not even mad. Lol.

you want a list of standards?
here's my list
>cares about looks
>taller than me
>plays video games
>plays magic the gathering
>smart
>reads stories that I write
>no cats

>>1546917

Well, I was. I was just including most men, too. Deal.

>>1546933

Yeah, I don't care. I'm already married.

> I still have to deal with that list bullshit.

Besides, if I wanted a relationship with that person, then I'd accept them for who they are.

>>1546935
>not even mad. Lol.
Ouch, denial.

>>1546875
>intelligent
Smart men don't date smart women (srs)

http://www.springerlink.com/content/pv40794hh82guj12/
>We hypothesized that women's intelligence, given an environment where women can use that intelligence to attain educational and career opportunities, would be: 1.positively related to their willingness to engage in short-term sexual relationships, 2.negatively related to their desire for qualities in a partner that indicated wealth and status, and 3. negatively related to their endorsement of traditional gender roles in romantic relationships. These predictions were supported. Results suggest that intelligence may be one important individual difference influencing women's mate preferences.
Smart women prefer casual sex to relationships, and are more likely to go get fucked a lot before even thinking about getting serious with someone.

>>1546951

whoa, whoa, whoa

>IF I wanted a r-ship with that person

hold up sparky, now all of a sudden your standards are changing?

We already established she has all those negative qualities but lives up to your expectations.

Therefore there should be no IF. Otherwise, you're just a lying asshole and just as bad as those who are nerd raging at the long lists that females make.

>>1546969
So this means that I'm doomed if I want to have a long-term relationship with an intelligent guy?

>>1546925
Dammit, bro. You're so right.

Men aren't supposed to have standards, that's a luxury for women. Lol

>>1546940
But that's wrong. Deal

Nope

U just surprisedblox that guys have like not even a few line list and you pussy femanons need like 15 pages. Lol britches and bows.

>>1546977
If you're intelligent, then for the most part, yes.

>>1546977

No, as long as you don't prefer short term fuck buddy r-ships. If you truly prefer a smart guy, you'll be good. I prefer smart girls.

>>1546436
Seems like a lot of fucking work for a woman.

>>1547011
I guess I was wrong to get my hopes up in the first place.

>>1546975

> hold up sparky, now all of a sudden your standards are changing?
No, people can meet my list I don't want to have a relationship with.

>>1546977

maybe at your age... guys your age don't give a shit about your intelligence. just like girls your age don't fucking care either. when you start falling apart in your 40s, you can rest assured that some failbot falling apart 40 y/o will love having intellectual chats with you about prague and the state of the economic climate in the pacific rim while getting another batch of apple turnovers ready for brunch. for the short term buckle up for the cold.

More than half of that shit is totally subjective and varies from girl to girl

>>1547037
My condolences.

>>1547027
Trust me, you're not smart.

Did you not read the link?

>>1547054
Im sure she'll be very happy with the foreveralone she meets in her late 30s/early 40s.

>every single girl wants athletic and artistic personalities

Bitches need to learn2malepsych. We don't do both, it's always one or the other.

>I want a guitarist but he can't use any substances except starbucks coffee lol

>>1547160
DRUGS FUCKING INSPIRE MUSIC.
90% of shit is from fucked up drug trips fuck off pussy bitches wanting some doucebag hipster reading poetry playing 1 chord on an acoustic guitar.

Half of these are relative, but I have a lot of these. I feel a bit better.

>>1547160

This. Girls want a jack of all trades, master of EVERYTHING. Talk about unrealistic expectations.

Women don't appreciate weakness, for the depth or the humanity that can be found in it. They hate weakness because it's useless to them. You have to treat them like a princess. Fuck everything.

the question is, what is she in return?
I am normally not quid pro quo, but the list is pretty fucking long and specific.
what girl deserves that "perfect" guy?

>>1547160
>be naturally athletic
>be naturally artistic
Its called being genetically gifted. On the other side, it comes with insane narcissism and a lack of interest in relationships.

I'd like to meet a woman who isn't a bitch and isn't pretentious and superficial about every fucking thing and has an open mind.

Then again, that's why I am single.

Nothing's ever going to be perfect, and the sooner I find a partner who knows what I mean the better.

You want a hot girlfriend? Enjoy having kids 2 -3 years later. Enjoy her hot ass rotting away into her 30s as her tits sag and she's just another old bitch. If you want a hot girlfriend, just date a fucking hooker - you'll be better off as you can far more easily toss her out.

Save your youth and don't get involved.

>>1547232
Not a single one. There isn't a female on this planet worth half as much as much as their "perfect men."

Mostly because females lose virtually all value at age 30, just when men quadruple in value. Funny how that works, right?

>>1547251

Those goddamn feels, bro... Those FEELS...

>>1547258

> virtually all value at age 30
No, it's 23, now.

>>1547270
I meant to put "by age 30."

Women with genetics can go on up until they're 35-40, but damn they have to be genetically gifted as fuck as well as take care of themselves since they were young.

>>1547297
>Women with GOOD genetics
God dammit, I can't fucking type today.

> everything a girl looks for
> a girl
> implying there aren't millions of other girls with totally different lists

>>1547258
I didn't want to reduce that to the typical r9k answer.
yeah, I know we hate women here, I get it.
but some of us have female friends and sometimes
they are nice to hang around with, but females
are people, too, so they have flaws and no girl
is nearly as flawless as the guy described in the list.
also, I don't know any guy that has 100% on the list.

>>1547327

> Implying this list bullshit EVER goes two ways.

What's your score out of 46, /r9k/?

>>1546436

> getting a hot girlfriend
> implying OP isn't a snorlax or a faggot

>>1547350
27 is my score and r9k didn't accept 27 as an asnwer so I was muted and write more stuff.

>>1547327
Thing is, I don't hate women. I was being rather objective, if not completely.

I have lots of female friends as well, some of which I hook up with every once in a while.

You don't know one guy that has everything on that list because half the shit is stupid shit no guy with half the shit on it would do. She contradicts herself constantly, as well. IE:
>show off
>but quiet and a loner

>6 pack and muscular
>but skinny
Its physically and psychologically impossible to be the man she's looking for. Meaning, what she's asking for is not only narcissistic, but completely and moronically absurd.

>>1547234
I'm very artistic and athletic and i'm not narcissistic but I never have been in a relationship......

>>1547350

anyone else notice that the section describing his big cock and huge juicy balls is right next to the section talking about how rich he is? which bring to rest the question once again of how fucking shallow ALL people are.

shallowcunt.jpg

I remember writing some shit like this after a bad break up for fun with some friends. Back in like 8th grade. Looking back, its kindof fucked up (like idc why but we thought the perfect guy would play lacrosse and the drums?) but some of it still holds true. Needless to say, something like this has never affected my future choice of a boyfriend.

This list was obviously made by a 14-year-old trying to wile away the hours in school. One thing girls are prone to doing when they get bored is writing lists. And when a person is making a list while they're bored, they'll generally tend to write down anything and everything that comes to mind. It gets to the point that when you examine the list as a whole, you realize that it's pretty nonsensical and dumb.

>>1547350
At best an 8.

people learn about other people in following order (mostly):
>looks
>interests
>abilities
>character (even most friends don't know you well enough to get this far)

so, yes, humans are shallow, because we can't read fucking minds.

>>1547350
40/46.

I couldn't answer
>is proud of being with me
I don't know you

>>1547420
Notice it also says, "Perfect Man." Not, "If you're not this guy, you don't have a chance."

Everyone has a dream partner, and realistic standards. The difference is, of course, women have higher standards and are more specific about their dream man.

Don't take it so seriously, bro.

>>1547472
would you be with someone you wouldn't be proud of being with?
I wouldn't so I took that point.

>>1547472

agreed. I also don't know your fucking family.

>>1547492
The degree or pride is what I meant.

>Hey everyone, look at my woman and all she can do!
As opposed to
>Yeah, Im dating this girl. She's cute, and pretty cool. Anyway, like I was saying about what happened the other day at work..
I suppose this could be taken offensively.

>>1546676
I would take you out to coffee.

>>1547527
Was also one I couldn't check.

As a guy who isn't utterly desperate, here's my high standards edition for females

>>1547548
>doesn't exist
>never gonna happen
>get used to your hand
>feminists will rage
etc

>>1547548

>7) Fun to be around

As opposed to someone who isn't fun to be around.

Obviously. Fucking obviously.

>>1547565
Point being most women aren't fun to be around, especially when dating them

>>1547548
>capable of reason
>idealistic

>intelligent
>artistic

>>1546726
average female height here is 5'11'' nigger
try harder
male height is 6'1''
I, myself, am 5'8''

>>1547604
where are you from?
do you have a halfbrother named hagrid?
5'11 standard female...

>>1547604
>5'11 average female height
Bullshit. You don't know how to measure height

>>1547604
>average female height here is 5'11''

Nope. There is not a single country in the world that comes even close to that.

> nigger

Oh, /b/tard. Carry on with whatever faggotry tickles your clit.

>>1547641
>>1547653
This is the Internet, I need prove nothing!
Haha!
No, but really, a lot of women here are very tall and so are the men. The reason the average height is brought down a bit is because of the "recent" influx of middle eastern men and women who are (admittedly) a fair bit shorter than the average European

>>1547684
so you admit talking bullshit. that's nice.

>>1547350

Not that good. Best of luck to you, though.

>>1546904
Are you implying that the perfect girl must be a common species or something?

>>1547715
Eeyup.

>>1547194
Too bad none of the drug inspired music is good.
See:
rap
Dubstep

>>1546726

Nice factoid
>1 in every 140 million females
>supposedly only ~45 females in the world above 5'10

45.

I know at least a dozen.

Then consider women's basketball and volleyball.
And models.

>>1547548

And I'm still out of your league. Have fun being alone for me bby.

All those lists are very centric around the girl
>me, me, I, me, me, mine, me, me, my, me, me

>>1546474
>Godly
I don't know why but I can't stop laughing at this one

what a woman actually looks for in a guy, revised
>1/4

what a woman actually looks for in a guy, revised
>4/4

so are all women still shallow cunts?
most of the shit on there is just characteristic of a healthy relationship.

When a woman makes a list, the list revolves around what she wants. I want this, I want that.

When a man makes a list, the list revolves around likeability, compatibility in socialising and good nature. Normal looking girl who is easy to talk to and won't go crazy for no reason.

Fuck this gay earth.

>>1547943
Wait, what exactly are you whining about?
if you're describing YOUR ideal human being, it's obviously gonna be about what YOU want.

God damn, why do girls like creative guys so much? Seriously, for me day dreaming is thinking how things work and and improving things.

Why am I so borin ? ;_;

Please respond.

what a woman actually looks for in a guy, revised
>2/4

>>1547849
>>1547849
dont worry I fixed that image for you.

>>1547985
>>1547985
>>1547985
>>1547985
whoops forgot it

> 1.14x10E6
Are you by any chance in your mid twenty's or over?

>>1547548

High standards, you say?

36/48, 75%. Not counting the two family ones, how could i know that now?

>>1548049
>not white
She'll probably instantly dismiss youhh

A store named "Husband mart" has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store has sixfloors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch:
As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go
back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to
herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says." But I wonder what's upstairs?" The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight. The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love
kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor number 89,012,345 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at Husband Mart and have a nice day.

>>1548168
You know there is a wife store right across the street? The same rules apply.
The first floor says "These women are decent looking."
The second floor "These women are decent looking and are good in bed."
No one has any idea what is on the floors above that. The guys never go any further.

>>1548135
i am white, therefore i didn't cross it out

>Honest
>Intelligent
>Capable
>Self Aware
>Benevolent
>Complex
>In control of himself
>Intuitive
>Alert
>Adventurous
>Passionate
>Bored by society, expectations, standards, bullshit, the continuous ruse, the futility of the arrangement of life
>Seeking Something, ANYTHING that is just... more
>Nihilistic capabilities, jaded views, open mind, realistic, AND idealistic, as was noted, Complex. lol "deep"
>Sense if fucking humor, please. (oh god, if he loved It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia! <3)
>Pensive
>Eternal student
>Interested in learning and sharing/teaching
>A reader
>Scientific minded
>Curious
>Playful
>Amiable but not overly social
>Progressive
>Hard outer shell
>Guarded but still open
>Nurturing and open to receive nurturing
>Affectionate
>Dominant
>Caring
>A "Daddy"
>A rope enthusiast/rigger
>Tall (really tall, like 6'4" and up)
>Explorer
>Into traveling, hobo status, even. Vagabondage. <3
>Hiker, climber, caver, diver, all around adrenaline junkie
>Patient
>Experience seeking, every day living, gonna try be happy even though the world is shit, possibility seeing, practically retarded with enthusiasm to live an actual LIFE, desperate to be in awe, at peace, in danger, entranced, elevated, enthralled, ALIVE

Women have ridiculous standards, how surprising!

>>1546466
>>1546462
>>1546457
>>1546456

You claim that these things are utterly false, but you do not make any attempt to say why.

How am I not surprised?

>>1548286
>>1548286

Lists are just stupid, I'm sorry, it just doesn't work. I've started to fantasize about this perfect, all encompassing sort of "dream guy" and it's quite new as I've never given it much thought, really. I feel like a girl with a crush or a prince charming ideal. Oh god, sorry, I was just bored.

>>1546484
It's good to know that chicks dig guys who like sweat tea. That's really a dealbreaker for me if a chick doesn't drink sweat tea.

>Intelligent
>Calm, yet self-assured. Can stand up for himself (when needed) without being boastful in the meantime
>Economically independent from his parents, and can split dating costs 50/50 with me
>Has definite interests of his own aside from shitty radio pop, clubbing and football (meaning he isn't a bland douche)
>Does not cling obstinately to knee-jerk assumptions or irrational thinking, considers different points of view
>Enjoys debate recreationally without needing to make things personal

BONUS:
>Beard
>Masucline, hairy body
>Sturdy build
>Smokes cigarettes
>Likes it rough during sex

Basically, I want a manly manny man man.

>"The Perfect Man"
>List of everything a girl looks for

No. Just no.

>>1548286
>Wants something more but on the nihilistic side
stopped reading right there.

>leather jacket

stopped reading there

A good looking wallet is a must.

this shit is like the bible, so full of contradictions you get dumbed down

>likes to be alone
>does anything to be with me
what
Do you understand what alone means?

Alright, so I'm curious. There is always the complaint that women want the guys they date to be taller then them. So, guys, would you date a girl who is taller then you? Or would you prefer her to be shorter then you?
(actually slightly curious because I'm 5'9 and totally crushing on some 5'8 guy)

Bitches love my icy blue eyes. That's the only thing I consistently get tons of good comments about.

>>1548545

Leather jackets are pretty sexy/fa/

But ofcourse, only a certain frame would fit them, like Brad Pitt

Just because it doesn't look good on you doesn't mean it looks bad in general

>>1548601
What she means by "does anything to be with me" is
>she cheats
I love you baby, we can make it work
>she is a complete and utter obnoxious, insufferable cunt to him
What can I do better?

Oh and
>spoils her but is okay getting nothing in return because men don't get gifts aside from the gift of pleasuring women sexually, as well as being responsible for getting ourselves off
because that makes you a real man

>>1548610

A friend about 5'3 married a 5'8 woman, he looked like her pet.

It looks weird and i can see it being an annoyance for some people, pet peeves is what they are called?

>>1548398
>Intelligent
everyone says I am. I think the smartest thing I ever did was learn to keep my mouth shut.
>Calm, yet self-assured. Can stand up for himself (when needed) without being boastful in the meantime
I can definitely say this is me. What confidence I have is built upon my competence.
>Economically independent from his parents, and can split dating costs 50/50 with me
I moved out of my parents house when I was sixteen.
>Has definite interests of his own aside from shitty radio pop, clubbing and football (meaning he isn't a bland douche)
I play guitar, I'm a PC gamer, I watch a little anime, I have a collection of over 100 books, and in my younger years I was a professional chef and bartender.
>Does not cling obstinately to knee-jerk assumptions or irrational thinking, considers different points of view
I've been throwing away a lot of my preconcieved opinions and baseless assumptions. One thing I can definitely say about the internet, it's taught me that you need to cite your fucking sources.
>Enjoys debate recreationally without needing to make things personal
I like to play the devil's advocate for the sake of discussion.
>Beard
about a foot long.
>Masucline, hairy body
I hike all summer long. No blazing 6 pack, but no chub.
>Sturdy build
I'm 6'4" and 200 pounds.
>Smokes cigarettes
Unfortunately, I just quit, after smoking for 20 years.
>Likes it rough during sex
yes please.

Unfortunately despite the fact that I fulfill every requirement you've listed I have absolutely no interest in you. I'm a workaholic and frankly relationships are a nuisance and a distraction. I hate the stupid and overly ridiculous and needlessly complicated bullshit games that are required for relationships and I have no desire to play.

>>1548693
>I have absolutely no interest in you.
Sure, but based on how exhaustively you responded to that criteria point by point, you sure do have an interest in attention. You crave it.

Seriously, "dream guys/girls" are fucking boring.

Good looking people are fucking boring too.

I want a relationship but girls are so fucking boring when they're over 7/10, they just want "weee party omg I drink so much give me attention plz". For most girls cultured means they drink cappucino at Starbucks. I yet to get a girl who would go to a museum with me or to just fuck around in some old city in Europe and see shit without her being a bitchy nagging hag.

>>1547964

>Please respond

LOL I fucking needed that. Brofist X 9215335454.

>foot taller than me

is this nigress serious? I mean I'm 6 feet tall but I don't think I'd like a midget at all.

>>1548741
>good looking people are boring
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>>1548777
Fuck you, I'm a chick who's 5'0 and I'm not a midget. I can reach almost everything. And I'm really cool.

...So cool I'm posting here.

MY LIST
named Hector/Emanuel something sexy
gives back massages
cooks Greek
likes cats
time traveler/alien

>>1548818
Technically 5 feet could count as a small person.

Sorry but I want a girl 3-4 inches around my height.

>>1548818
>not being 5'6 and still qualifying