yup, sounds like you've stranded yourself from the normals. no going back now... come, join us, the computer screen loves you more than any of them ever could...

>>1542273

Always have been sort of awkward, but this was a peak. I'd at last TRY and get laid.

Hugging my laptop right now u guise.

OP is a beta fucking faggot.

>>1542281
from now you get to wobble between two poles: one, you feel scorn for the normals, and cynical about life in general. two, you remember when you were just an innocent child and you feel regret and pity for what you've turned into.

or at least that's how it works for me. suffice it to say, you're strayed from the main highway of modern human life.

at least you have friends here though.

>>1542297

I always end up at some fucking club, having forgotten how much they suck.

oh god dont let me be like you op, dont.

>>1542316

If you're here...

...it's probably too late.

Sorry!

Hey, OP, just remember that you're here forever.

What really happened:

Some of OP's nice friends offered to take him out and show him a good time. Instead of trying to fit in, OP decides that everyone is stupid and annoying. He refuses to dance because he is afraid of looking stupid in a place where everyone is dancing and probably looking stupid as well. A nice friend of his, who has social skills, tries to help OP meet some new people. OP decides that everyone is terrible and keeps up his shitty attitude. The girls are turned off by this for some reason. OP's friend laughs at him, exasperated because the person whom he cares about (OP) just doesn't get it.

Just a little love from your neighborhood 25 year old virgin

>>1542332

Actually that's kinda of what I already posted, but good job.

>>1542331

Well that sure is comforting.

>>1542340
It is what you posted, but I re-worded it because you didn't tell us the whole story, only the parts about your stupid feelings

Anyway, I belong here as much as you do

>>1542345

You sure do.

nosex4ublox

>>1542364
Yes, that is quite correct.

Club stories:

Back when I was 18 my friends started going to clubs because I guess they loved alcohol. I was a health freak at that time, I would hold my breath walking past smokers. Of course me drinking alcohol was out of the question. My friends often dragged me out and I agreed, because I wanted to experience the night life that was so glorified.

It was past midnight, maybe even some time around 01:00. I was really sleepy and my group were planning to leave. We were sitting in a dark corner, my friends discussing how successful or unsuccessful their game was. I was listening with half a ear, trying to stay awake.

A girl walked up to our group, dark haired, brown eyed and dressed in a dark dress that accentuated the curves of her slim body. Obviously nobody in my group knew who she was. She seemed to be the typical attractive party girl who was not shy about her sexuality. Without a word, she sat herself next to me, and stared into my eyes with...maybe longing? My mind was completely bland, staring back into her dark eyes. After what felt like an eternity, she slowly leaned forth. She is definitely going in for a kiss, I thought. But this is weird, girls don't initiate! Also I have a crush on another girl from class, I would be betraying her by doing this!

As if acting out of reflex, I jerked back and scowled at her with my most disapproving look on my face I could muster. She seemed slightly surprised, and stopped her advance. Again, without a word, she stood up and disappeared into the crowds like a shadow.

My friends quietly asked me if I knew her. Of course I didn't. We all left the club shortly after.

>>1542378

Haha, ouch man. I'd probably do exactly the same thinking it was some kind of trick.

I go to a club every few months to remind myself how much I hate them. Regular clubs anyway.

The girls are nearly always gross (gaudy outfits and stupid dancing), alcohol is fucking gross (especially the cheap mixers I have to buy), the music is boring (it's bizarre that I don't know most of the indie pop stuff even though I obsessively download music), clubs stink of farts and sweat, drunk people bumping into you and spilling drinks everywhere, the floor is sticky and then you scope the room for the small group of hot girls and you can't just go up to them because you are with friends.

Fuck that. When I am anything less than uncontrollably drunk clubs make me want to puke.

I much prefer going to see a band at a small hipster venue. The girls don't dress like shiny Martians and they don't start performing mating dances in front of you. You can talk to a girl and hipster chicks find me more attractive than the club sluts.

The more clubs I go to the less appeal I see for the places.

>>1542378
that is the most hilariously beta thing i've ever heard

>Black friend tells me he wants to go out for a few drinks
>Sure why not, got nothing better to do anyway
>Drags me to club I've never seen before
>It's full of black people, I'm the only white person
>Everyone is staring at me, some people shaking their heads
>I'm so going to die tonight
>"NAH DIS CRACKA IS ALRIGHT, DON'T SHOOT HIM AND SHIT"
>Get invited to drinks, black people seem to view me as some kind of novelty
>everything went better than expected.

Though I almost pissed myself.

>>1542378

Good job mate, "she" was most likely a trap your friends set you up with. But you spoiled their plan. Well done!

>Friends want to go out to town
>Somehow ge dragged into that one 'popular yet no one likes' club
>Pay to get in...what?
>Drinks are 3-4 pounds... nigga you for real?
>Everyone awkwardly dances in the same spot for hours
>Theres that one friend (in my case three) who think you can chat up a girl
>Bitch you cant hear or talk to anyone without shouting like a tard
>Its 1 am thank god
>Get something to eat..oh yum a shitty kebab hers a fiver
>Pay for taxi home
>Wake up and find out I've spent over 30-40 quid and had a shit time

Wish somepeople would realise house partys or just staying in with friends in way better
>Snacks, beer/vodka, 20 quidspent at.the.most
>Can actually talk and have a laugh...watch a film or tv
>Heck even smoke weed (sadly know one no does or even will try it)

>>1542443
why are you such a miserable cunt?

>>1542485

>tfw house parties are dead once you are 18

>friends ask me to go to their local pub with them
>do so
>everyone is sat in groups of 4-8
>I'm the only one without one of these cliques
>the people who invited me sit down in one of these cliques
>I know two people out of 8
>forced to sit in silence while they reminisce
>end up wasting a whole crapload of money on booze and taxis
>they wonder why I'm quiet
>they wonder why I don't go out

I just don't know how I can interrupt and intergrate myself into a conversation between an acquaintence and a stranger without looking like a cunt.

>go to club, supposed to be meeting female friend
>moderately drunk, receive a text saying she's going to another club
>"no way am I going to there"
>proceed to be rejected even for dancing and conversation by every other female
>leave and angrily scowl whilst queuing for another club, tempted to go home
>drunk girl in queue catches my eye, begins talking to me
>she is drunk and clearly wants to fuck
>go home, fuck her, go soft, leave
>reflect on the emptiness of my first ever club hookup and post on an anonymous image board

Jesus I still don't understand the clubbing mentality and how you'd want to do that shit every week.
On the plus side, a goddamn video games bar is opening tonight... although it's bound to be a sausage fest full of HARDCORE COD AND HALO GAYMURS.

Maybe you should relax a bit.

>tfw you wish you had friends that actually wanted to go out and meet girls
>tfw i get invited to yet another fucking sausage fest house party

>>1542553
I had this problem too

then you realize when one guy is talking to the acquaintances, some people in the group just hang and aren't actively participating, chat those people up, simple shit like hey I'm so and so's friend I don't think we know each other too well blah blah how you know him blah blah

that way you aren't a quiet weirdo

but really this shit isn't worth the effort

You're a misanthrope. Hooray!

>be 23
>never been to a club

I have friends and they go clubbing (tried a few times to drag me along), but I don't want to be in a place with bad music and expensive drinks.

Alright. Here goes.
>Studying abroad
>girl invites me to go to a club with her.
>she wants me to meet her at 11pm. I tell her my dorm locks it's doors at 1am. Ask if I'll be able to stay at her place since I didn't want to be out all night
>She agrees. We meet
>I dance and make out with her for about an hour until her friends show up
>She goes off, start dancing with random people. I don't really know anyone else at the club.
>1:30she gets a call from her room mate. Says I can't stay the night. I'm stuck out all night now.
>2:00 the girl I went to see is completely drunk. Switches back and forth between social butterfly and depressed girl sitting on a bench
>2:30 the girl silently leaves the club without saying goodbye. I'm on my own
>about this time, one of her friends kept trying to get me to dance with random people because I wasn't having a good time
>after realizing I was stuck out all night, I just felt like brooding and waiting the night out
>this girl keeps trying to pull me by the arm to the dance floor. I would just pull her right back
>kept whining at me to go dance with her, I refused.
>I eventually go to the bathroom... she follows
>while waiting in line, we started messing around with each other. Turns into making out.
>We go into the bathroom together and make out hardcore
>she kept saying stuff like, "what if my friend finds out", "oh, but I'm married" "do you even know my name?" (I didn't)

Would have done more with her, but she was a biter. Hard. Drew blood even. It's hard to maintain an erection and stay in the mood when you're worried about a bitch biting a hole in your lip. My bottom lip was swollen for 2 days afterward...

So, apparently if you just refuse to dance with a girl, they are all over you now...

>>1542564
Video games bar?

That sounds like a terrible idea.
Over priced drinks+ people who are everything wrong about the current generation of gaming.

Something tells me the music they will play will be dubstep and dubstep only

>3 days ago
>Go to gig at Manchester O2 Apollo with friend and girlfriend
>Girlfriend wasn't originally invited but decided to come anyway
>5000 people there
>Girlfriend is way too innocent to look after herself
>Circle-pit to my right
>My and my friend really wanted to join in
>Girlfriend decides to tell me NOW that she "thinks she has a phobia of crowds"
>I get mad and say "You choose now to tell me this? There was obviously going to be a crowd!"
>Girlfriend says "I feel like I'm ruining this now"
>I say "Don't manipulate me like that"
>Girlfriend actually does ruin gig since I pretty much have to babysit her the whole time
>Friend disappointed and next time we're not taking her

My girlfriend is a huge buzzkill yet I can't bring myself to break up with her.
Basically every time I do something with my friends she wants to come with and ruins the whole night by turning my friend into a third wheel.

>>1542584
holy shit, this drives me nuts. worst thing is, my friends (who cant be bothered to meet girls) are more socially adept than i am, and definitely know significantly more girls than i do, (which is effectively none).

oh well, theyve all moved away now, so no socialising for me...

>>1542662
>>1542662
I think there are 3 distinct areas - DJ for club music and dubstep like you mentioned, a rock/indie/'kerrang' floor and the videogames area which apart from the modern ones supposedly has a few retro consoles (they mentioned Super Mario All-stars as one example, thus my current boner at the prospect of playing drunken Super Mario World).
Hopefully the music won't be too faggy and the prices will be reasonable - although neither of those are usually the case for a Saturday evening.
Hell, all my friend wants to do is beat everyone at guitar hero there.

>girl from college is really into me, has a boyfriend and he basically pays for her to go to college, she won't leave him despite obviously not liking him
>go to hers on Monday, thinking I will probably fuck her
>we're in her room, she starts talking about how not many girls like to be teased, but she does
>realize that this girl is a massive slut, and while her boyfriend is a cunt, I don't want to get involved with her
>go home

Then, yesterday..
>she comes out with a few friends after college for a drink
>bitches and moans about not having any money, asks me to buy her a drink
>lolno
>immediately after I say no, she calls her boyfriend and asks him to come down
>see her looking at me all the time, when I look back she starts kissing her boyfriend, stops when I stop looking

Bitches gonna bitch

>>1542741
>not fucking her anyway

why.jpg

>>1542457
>club slapper you don't know probably full of disease tries to stick her tongue in your mouth
>you jerk away, have respect for yourself and the object of your affection
>disapprove of her promiscuous, shit behaviour, make it known to her with your facial expression

>LM@O! SO BETA BRO! YOU SHOULDA *NAILED* THAT ASS THAT'S WHY YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER ASPIE NECKBEARD BETA PERMA VIRGIN WIZARD HOLLA @ ME ALL I GET IS THA PUZZY

stop breathing

>>1542764
Because she's a bitch, that's why.

>>1542784
guess you can never have straight sex again then.

>go to club
>have a couple of drinks
>maybe have an e
>dance with friends and enjoy the music
>talk to people and make new friends
>don't sit around bitching
>enjoy positives instead
>maybe pull a girl
>go home with some friends
>smoke weed
>sleep

IS IT REALLY THAT FUCKING HARD!? You faggots are gonna die alone and you probably deserve it being so fucking annoying. you're a disgrace to the gene pool and luckily none of you will produce faggot bitchy emo kids because you're too pathetic to make friends, let alone have sex.
Clubs exist for people to have fun and make friends, you're all fucking pathetic for making it such a chore for yourself
Yes, I mad.

I've never been to a club, and reading this thread makes me feel like I probably made the right decision.